What's the most beta thing you've said to a girl that you liked?
>"I really want to kiss you right now."
I still remember her laughing and saying "No" in a very bitchy voice then getting out of my car and slamming the door. We never spoke again after that.
>>29817294
If she had said "yes" it would have been alpha.
Chin up anon.
NEVER EVER GIVE SIGNS THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN SHE DOES FOR YOU.
The game is rigged. Unless this bitch literally tells you "I love you" first don't bother being super empathetic around her.
Even then you have to be careful.
>"I loved you since 7th grade"
>>29817320
T-the timing just felt right, it was night time and we just got done taking a ride around the city in my car. I drove her back to her house and we were just alone in my car, it was quiet and adrenaline was pumping through me so I just went for it. I was super nervous, my mind was racing when I asked her but I remember asking her with a calm and straight face. I didn't even stutter it was just a straight "I really want to kiss you" but I can tell that caught her off-guard.
She could tell I was serious and that's what made her laugh, she also said "No" in the most stacy voice. A real bitchy "No" as she chuckled. I'm not sure if she realized how much of a bitch she came off, maybe she did and just didn't care. This was also like six years ago, I was like 17 and we were both in high school.
>>29817294
You tried. She would never have courage to be that vulnerable. You're better than her, if that helps.
I don't even know where to begin. I can think of like 20 different things.
>"You know that if somebody got rejected so many times, you can't be sure with these things."
>before kissing her (first kiss)
>with Training Day running in the background
>wasn't even attracted to her
>she said straight away I suck at kissing, like another guy she had kissed
>the ride never ends
No wait this one is better
>after I was friend-zoned by a girl after making out with her and she falling for my mate I told her after several mindtwists to "go get him"
>and when we agreed to be friends I told her "I want as much of you as I can get"
I was raised in hell
"I think you're pretty and nice and I like you"
*spergy shuffling*
"Will you go out with me and be my gf?"
In my defense everyone said to just walk up to pretty nice girls and tell them that straight up
>>29817559
Maybe, were just magnets for toxic people and the world isn't actually this horrible. Only hope I have that keeps me going familamlamgreeneggsandham
>>29817559
You cuck yourself kek
Look, if you are gonna tell a girl you wanna kiss her just amplify. Kiss her and tell her that you would do much more once you are alone.
About the caring part, don't be an idiot. She needs feel like you will slip through her fingers if she stops trying, more or less. But that does not mean she should see a completely apathetic guy. You can say I love you, you can show love. What matters is the total sum, mostly.
>I love you...
>"That makes me feel uncomfortable anon"
>Oh s-sorry...
>>29817294
The first time I kissed a girl I said the same thing and she kinda just like nodded pleasantly and then I snogged the fuck out of her. I wish she'd been hotter and a better fuck and girlfriend.
It probably would have made the return to lonesomeness a lot more bearable considering how much I invested in her and how much it was actually enjoyable
>>29817648
OP here, we were already alone. Trust me the "mood" was perfect for a kiss, that's why I decided to take the leap of faith and it didn't work out.
I wasn't about to lean and just forcibly kiss her, that would have probably ended worse for me. If anything she would have pushed me away and claimed I was trying to sexually assault her or something.
>Look, if you are gonna tell a girl you wanna kiss her just amplify. Kiss her and tell her that you would do much more once you are alone.
I don't know if you're a girl but either way that's horrible advice.
The most beta thing I've ever said to a girl was saying nothing at all.
>>29817559
>"go get him"
Jesus Murphy boyo
I'll... I'll buy you a drink some time if we ever meet I recognize you somehow.
>>29817691
You don't do anything forcibly obv. Setting the mood is important. How do you set the mood? Well, that depends on the girl. There is no one size that fits all.
However always escalate was the best advice I have ever received and this is a clear example of it. I am someone who was socially inept as fuck and is slaying pussy right and left nowadays, age 22.
If you don't go for a kiss, she might think you're too weak and you won't get a second date. If you go for a kiss, she could laugh you off and slam the door like that.
You just can't win either way.
>>29817778
Well what works for you might not work for others, just a thought.
>>29817816
You need to make her lust you. Then, and only then, you go in. Now it looks as if you took the action yet her gestures, voice etc. was the one making the decision.
>*glomps*
>mfw we still do gay fucking RP shit together online
>>29817294
That's really cute, anon. Not the right girl maybe but not a bad thing to say either
I used to have conversations about suicide with a girl. I think she was getting used to it. But one time, suddenly
> 'If you kill yourself, I'll spit on your grave'
> That might be even more reason to kill myself
> 'Wow, that's a really weird kink'
Hope she actually does it too. That would be kind of cool
>>29817833
True. However, we are all random internet dudes so there should be a disclaimer that says "according to my own experiences unless otherwise stated"
>>29817447
You should have FORCED that kiss after her "no" then.
>>29817610
>Maybe, were just magnets for toxic people
this. "Opposites attract each other" is bullshit, it's been proven that the opposite is more likely to occur. Garbage attracts other garbage.
I always used to ask to my first girlfriend if it was okay if I threw my arm around her. Literally always.
>>29817881
When a girl says youre cute that generally means its a no go
>>29817916
I'm not even mad, you're right.
>>29817559
See this is why I don't even try. "you suck at kissing", well how can you even get better if nobody wants to kiss you jesus christ. It just isn't worth the bullshit. I'm going to die a virgin man fuckkk this shit. I seriously might just have to fuck off to thailand or something. God dammit.
I actually said "please respond" before it was a meme
>>29817941
Why? Girls that liked me have called me cute, so why?
>>29817941
I'd swoon if someone said this to me desu. It's not even because I'm lonely and have low standards. Just seems like a cool thing to say if the atmosphere is right.
>>29817993
>>29818002
It can depend, I was referring to
>AWWWWW ur so cute!!!
This kills the man.
>I think of you and your friend when I masturbate.
Might sound beta to you guys but I felt pretty proud when I told them.
>>29818038
Oh I didn't mean it to be patronising or anything. More like good feels. I can see how that'd damage self esteem a bit.
>>29818044
How did they respond?
"I like you"
I literally pulled her aside from her group of friend and told her.
I honestly blocked off what she said back to me after that but it was something along the lines of "Awwwww" and then she hugged me.
I didn't pay attention to what she said I knew in the tone of her voice it was a rejection.
I didn't talk to her ever again after that.
>go eat dinner with random girl I met off tinder
>make her chuckle a few times with my off-beat humor
>pay for her
>we leave
>tell girl to meet me in my car
>she goes "ummm ok why?"
>tell her its a secret but just to follow me
>she follows
>girl with me in my car
>tell her I think she's "really pretty"
>she goes "oh haha thanks"
>I tell her to close her eyes
>she asks why
>I tell her its a surprise
>tell her to close her eyes again
>she looks at me wierd and then says "uhhh ive had a good time with you but im ready to go"
>"oh...ok"
>she gets out of the car and goes back to her car
>I wave to her as she drives off but she doesn't look in my direction
>>29818098
It wasn't as odd as you might think. I had a reputation of saying the most stupidest shit to other people. I also told at least 5 girls I loved them and wanted to stay with them for the rest of my life. (This was in Highschool)
Moreover, they brung up the discussion by asking about masturbation so they were cool with it from the beginning. Her friend laughed hard and the girl I told it to freaked out a but didn't think too much about it.
>>29818133
>>29818188
At least you gave it a shot, more than I can say. But damn that would be a major blow to my self esteem and what little ego I have left.
>>29817294
>mfw fulfilling my needs with an 8/10 escort
you americans realize that one big factor for all this violence and dissatisfaction in your country is caused by the prohibition on prostitution? prove me wrong
>>29818188
The worst part is she probably knew from the beginning and just used you to pay for food.
This was in AP physics, we were taking a test and she asked the teacher for a formula sheet since she forgot hers
>y-you can use mine
>"but don't you need it anon?"
>...yes
Then she ignored me and took her friends and I felt like an idiot the whole time
Luckily I haven't talked to girls that often so I've never done something more embarrassing
>>29818212
Wow that's pretty cool. I always thought girls would be really disgusted by it, even though nowadays it's no secret that people masturbate to fb pictures, even for a lot of normie girls it's not suprising
>>29817371
oh shit im on the exact same boat
>>29818281
We said a lot of dumbshit back in the day. I once referenced my next year english teacher as "The pretty lady" in front of my current english teacher. I also told someone who wanted to buy my friend's chocolate "Your money ain't good 'round ere. We only accept handjobs nowadays" In front of the same teacher too. She was pretty cool.
>>29817294
>NEVER EVER GIVE SIGNS THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN SHE DOES FOR YOU.
J U S T
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>>29818445
>told girl she was a nice person
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>>29817294
> be autistic me
> post emoji
> haha that emoji never shows up
> "its just a smiley face!!" (written with two exclamation marks like a fucking autist")
i really wish i didnt have autism with women
Kick me in the balls please
>>29818530
>men that use emojis
In 2014 I "dated" a girl for two weeks but we broke up after I lost my boner when I put on a condom and left her apartment at 5am in shame. I then posted a handwritten letter through her door apologising and wishing her well in life.
I have no idea why this is all so hard for you. Seriously, just BE YOURSELF!
>be on dating site
>see cute Asian girl who is local
>we message briefly
>neither of us want to play games or waste time
>we meet up next day, walk around the city chatting
>sit down on some steps and get real close
>put my arm around her and say
>"do you just wanna go out and see where it takes us?"
>"yes"
We are still going out
I'm also white
SEE? It's so EASY!
>>29818557
give me a break lad. i barely know how to talk to people and i just assumed that all normalfags used emojis, or at least thats what the fucking current normie culture seems to indicate
I posted the first time I talked to a girl on /adv/ and they told me to see a therapist and laughed at me.
>>29818618
Yeah, don't ever go to /adv/ they're legit sociopaths and not the edgy pretend ones on here or /b/. Evil is a subtle thing senpai. Take care to notice the undertones.
>>29818557
It's the new fad mate, all the niggers do it now, it's socially acceptable if you are alpha irl.
Snoop Dog and Ice Cube have more fucking emojis on their shit texts than characters.
>>29818557
>he doesn't use emojis
I got my first gf using emojis and sending depression memes
'I love you truly, not lust or any of that bullshit.'
She told me she couls never love me. Although, she wants a man like me. Yeah I know, I'm not the most attractive guy but the moment she said she could never love me and doesnt want to talk to me again, I havent felt anything after that.
I simply am not there anymore.
Love kills slowly. Better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all is a fucking meme.
>lost my handhold virginity
>message her on facebook
>say something like that was the first time i did that with someone and it wasn't a relative or something
>she dumps me a week later.
i used to exchange almost paragraphs of messages with my oneitis back in hs over normiebook
I don't dare look at them again because I know they contain probably some of the cringiest shit imaginable and I shudder at the thought of her showing anyone else the messages
>>29818764
This is a ruse, right? I refuse to believe even on /r9k/ someone could be that clueless
>>29818841
>I refuse to believe even on /r9k/ someone could be that clueless
r u srs?
>I really want to kiss you right now
Kek I'm autistic and I know this is probably the worse thing you could say in that situation
>>29818400
If you're this annoying on here I can't imagine meeting you.
>>29818841
I'm looking for the screenshot from 2013, you just wait.
>>29818557
Guys that use emojis in text conversation with women are more likely to get a gf - Fact.
>>29818963
:^)
Notgonnabeoriginal
>>29818841
Oh, fuck, it's worse than I thought. "Thanks for letting me your first date with mine." Because she's kind of a robot too.
I couldn't find it because I switched from the Facebook tab but I had no idea how much a faggot I was 3 years ago, I've made leaps and bounds. I'll look again.
>>29817447
>teenagers
>driving
>the time you were driving she was wishing she was fucking chad
shoulda left the car out and just engaged penis. But then you would have contributed to the teen sex problem in society, so either way you lose,
>>29818841
Found it. It's worse than I remember. Holy shit.
>>29819016
Jesus Christ dude that's fucking hilarious
>>29817294
This is in no way beta. Quite the opposite actually. Is the beta the guy who sits there smilling agreeing with everything the girl says wishing he could have the chance to kiss her or the guy who goes for what he wants
>>29819016
Jesus fuck, man. I thought it was gonna be some cutesy shit but you just fully sperged out there, might as well cry her a river right then and there.
>>29819016
>i felt compelled to tell you this
Why, Mark, why.
I'm a khv too and even I would be weirded the hell out if a girl told me this.
>>29819070
She was at as much of a loss for words 3 years ago as I am today.
>>29819016
dang dude, i am sorry
>>29819086
The stuff I sent her after she dumped me is even worse.
>>29819086
I don't know why but this is the best compliment I could've gotten.
>>29819116
Like I said, 3 years ago, I'm much more mature today, even if I have some beta tendencies.
>>29819114
SO INTERESTING MAN. I FIND THAT REALLY INTERESTING
>>29819110
Meant to send the first message in >>29819149
to you.
>>29819149
Please post the rest of it. Every Mark I've ever known has been beta as fuck
>like girl for ages
>she knows this and friendzones me
>one day yell in her face "I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE :D!"
>I saw nothing wrong with this
>she goes "o-o-okay then..."
:D
>>29819219
This is from when it started going south.
>>29819264
That just made me sad, I hope you're doing better now, Mark.
>>29819264
lel, reminds me of myself when i was a kid/teenager
>>29819228
>>29819277
Don't worry about me senpai, I am doing a hell of a lot better than I was back then.
I'm actually inspired. I worry about the texts I send to girls today but looking back at this I feel positively alpha.
>>29819277
It can't really get any worse than that can it? The good news is that he can at least attract girls
This is from when she dumped me but I mistakenly believed we were negotiating an LDR.
>>29819369
Her response: "ok"
>tfw I can't post the screenshot because it has an embedded file for some reason
>>29819264
never be honest with women
They say they appreciate honesty, but the honesty they appreciate is shit that actually makes you look good, like if a relative died, or if you're depressed due to an injury or something.
But just generally being honest about your flaws? A fucking awful idea. They just move on to the next male because they're cancer
>>29819435
That was then, this is now, I know better than to air my deep insecurities until much later on.
>Ok...I've...I've been wanting to tell you this for a long time now. I'm deeply in love with you. I've been creating random excuses to chat with you because talking to you is the best part of my day, and that's because you're amazing, you're so beautiful and funny and clever.
>Wow Anon, I really don't know what to say... I've met a guy, and we're going out... *hugs me*
That was last month. I normie friend of mine convinced me to do an "all in", and to "be myself" (the meme is fucking real). The week before that I was so fucking nervous and anxious, because I never had done something like that. The worst part is that, last week, I saw her with a different guy, not the one she's dating. It's not about the guy, it's about how unattractive I am. Life is not a fucking movie, pals.
>girl wants to smoke weed with me
>''i don't blow weed, but you can blow me
>pussy out and tell her it was my friend
Get friendzoned
>i cant say im not disappointed
Wtf was i even doing fuck me. This was in february.
Anyone else here taking notes on what not to say to a girl?
>>29819653
That's funny as fuck. If neither of you laughed then you missed the opportunity to make it less awkward
>>29819724
Be attractive and you can whatever you want
>>29819758
can say*
>>29818557
>He doesn't ironically use the okay and laughing-crying emojis
>>29817294
>>29817447
I'll tell you that's one of those embarrassing moments you'll remember for the rest of your life, no matter how successful you wind up being with women. You will remember it and you will cringe. But that's not a bad thing. It's one of those cringe moments that every guy has that builds character if you learn from it.
But hey anon, you found your moment and made your move, and that's more than most guys here can honestly say they've ever done. You should feel proud of that.
>>29819016
>I felt compelled to tell you this:P :)
>>29819114
>oh, that's interesting :)
I told a girl I barely knew that I loved her over Myspace.
>>29817294
When I was 16 I told a girl that I never kissed anyone to see if she would give me a pity kiss.
She only said
>Oh anon, don't feel sad, there's someone out there waiting for you :)
They always say the same shit
>>29817447
>not raping her
cuck
>>29820141
>Even suggesting rape
cuck
