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The day Britain made its biggest mistake edition.
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On July 4, 1776, the thirteen colonies claimed their independence from England, an event which eventually led to the formation of the United States. Each year on July 4th, also known as Independence Day, Americans celebrate this historic event.

Morning lads, hope the monday blues haven't got to you to bad
Hopefully the day goes fast for those working and for us who aint realise we are lucky to not have to get up.

Also hope nobody feels to bad about the fact we don't still have control of America.

How about the anime lads post waifus to celebrate 4th of July?
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>>29714032
avatar fagging is still tripfagging
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>>29714129
Morning lad, how are you?
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>>29714032
I don't think it's right that a non waifu poster is calling for waifus. It should be something that happens on its own lad, just let things run their course.
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>>29714155
Pretty anxious, I've got to get a haircut, go shopping for shorts and a couple of wife-beaters and get my money changed into euros for my holiday. That's a big day for me

How about you
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>>29714482
Thefishismywaifu
Nah you're right lad, its just that all the waifu posters hated me before and i'm just trying to be friendly with them.

>>29715000
I've been really ill these last few weeks but i'm a lot better now thank you.
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nice for all the shittiest posters to turn out early for the thread

beta, shout

all we need now is niggerii and pakipoo to turn up
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beta is nigii you newfag piece of shit
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>>29715752
two different posting styles you cretin


they shitpost in their own different ways
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>>29715707
Actually its betta, and you're right.
I was a shitty poster before but i'm better now, lets try and keep the arguing to a minimum lads its to early.
>>29715752
I'm not.
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This thread is wank already
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>>29715831
Every thread is wank because its full of fucking virgin man childs

>>29715778
They use the same tripcode, are you actually retarded?
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Feel ultra-nostalgic right now desu.
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>>29715799
no it's beta because you're a little fucking qweg
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Entertain me /britfeel/ NEETs
3 hour train journey currently passing Wokingham
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>>29715854
Vice City is my nostalgia game desu
I need to play through it again sometime
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>>29715950
>qweg
Not gay pal

Why do you come to these threads just to start arguments?
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Got rejected last night lads


thought it would hurt more
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is he gonna make it lads?
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Have to walk past loads of qts with my mum, anything more embarrassing than a beard 20 year old man still hanging around with his mum?

Yes, but thats not the point.
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>>29716160
hope not. the man is scum
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>>29716193
butthurt blairite remainer detected
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>>29716160

Yes.

The Socialist Workers Party coup is complete. Labour is now officially a party of permanent opposition.

Electable Labour can't win when the vote comes down to the core lefty membership, not the wider electorate which could actually put them in power.
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>>29716160
I do fear the worst for Papa Marx
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>>29716206
>The Socialist Workers Party coup is complete

entryism best strategy confirmed
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>>29716204
lmao what? I voted leave. You think this spineless career politician is in any way affiliated with me for that?

>weasels his way in
>splits up the labour party with policies that are not labour
>public wants him out
>party wants him out
>literally destroying his own party but refuses to budge because he's a career politician
>didn't really align himself either way with the most important issue he will ever face because again he's a career politician and didn't want to risk his own skin

the man is scum, how can you support this kike
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>>29716237
>public wants him out

60,000 new members joined just to keep him in.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-gains-60000-new-members-following-attempted-coup-against-corbyn-a7112336.html
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>>29714032
The French cucked us here tbqh
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>>29716237
People like him here because he is for free shit and neetbux and tendies for all.
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>>29716289
this tbqh

praise corbo
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Its a going to quit drinking start of the week

what colour car should I buy
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>>29716249
>60,000 imported votes, SJWs, communists and tory sabotagers represent the entire public

Labour are no more than an SJW communist party under this man. Anyone who wants actual labour is now voting for UKIP, and since FPTP means it is impossible for them to get in, labour being fractured means that the tories will never lose power.
60,000 people jumping onto a sinking ship will not stop it from sinking, he's damaged the party beyond repair and has been slowly but surely joining the libdems in the electoral wilderness since he got in.
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>>29716307
there is quite literally nothing wrong with communism
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>>29716325
If you're a person who actually works for a living then there is. I don't want to be a scum enabler, why do you want to give the chavs and refugees more money so they can have more kids and overrun us even more? you complain about horrible normies yet you want to finance them
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>>29716237
>Jeremy corbyn
>career politician

What jewish news outlets have you been reading
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>>29716357
He's not financing them because he doesn't work and he wants more bennies.

M8 if you want good politics then go to /pol/ not the official unemployed manchild board.
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>>29716357
>If you're a person who actually works for a living then there is

communism is the ideology of the working man

communism has nothing to do with a social democratic welfare state
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>>29716362
He's been an MP since 1983

That's pretty fucking career. He's just never done anything of note before
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>>29716362
feel free to argue against any of my evidence at any time
>>29716368
but by voting for him he IS financing them
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https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/749893122251980800

Riding of into the sunset, just to come back working for the opposition.

Just like moot
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>>29716384
People who never leave the house don't vote.
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>>29716368

>if you want good politics go to /pol/

holy kek I am dying
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>>29716390
i only wish i can live out a similar end
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>>29716560
Not an argument.

oreganobloxblox
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Hi lads. What you up to? I'm at work
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Just passed my driving test and want to celebrate, but don't want people to think I'm a poncy wanker celebrating 4th July.

Fucks sake lads.
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Poleaboo applied for a job to teach in China

Job Centre today
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>>29716917
congrats lad, how many minors did you get?
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>>29716390
dude what

huhhhh
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>>29716944
Poleaboo was you being serious when you said you wanted a tribute in the op? You are already in the image lad
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>>29714032

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>>29716967
I never said that

I don't want to be in the OP at all
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>>29716948

Thanks lad, only the three.

Looking forward to getting some wheels, and going to some computer fairs for some cheap tech shit.
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>>29716357
Stop waiting channel 4 exploitation documentaries.

Conservatives put those out so you'll demand that your own taxes are put beyond your reach. There are bigger, more costly problems in this country than the basic welfare nets put in place using your own money to support you should you ever fall upon ill health or misfortune.

Also those proles shit out the majority of the working class, who fill all the shite jobs you went to university to avoid.
I'm also pretty sure plebs going to university for shit scam degrees are costing just as much with little return.
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>>29716660
do arguments even exist

i have never encountered one
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>>29716999

nice trips, was it your first time?
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>>29716088
I hope you're trolling niggah, you better be...
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>>29717120

Fourth time around, actually.

Got to the point where I thought "some people just can't pass", but it's just down to the day and the other people on the road.
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how do you guys cope after fucking up and making a fool of yourself?
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>>29717152

Don't feel too bad about it, I passed on my 2nd try, some people just need a decent day.

First try was pretty awful, had barely any sleep and roads were incredibly busy, failed from a repeated minor.

2nd time was way more chilled out, had a girl instructor and roads were pretty empty, and did my reverse around a corner pretty well, only got 2 minors.

I agree too, it just depends on how busy the roads are, most people fail from interactions with other drivers.
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>>29717152
>Fourth time around

Really after 3 you should have been told you are unsuitable to be on the road and given a voucher for a bicycle.
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>>29717220
Poleaboo tortures himself re-living that moment in his head over and over until he is forced to confront it somehow
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>tfw trying to get bretonians to work on warhammer total war
>none of the modswork properly yet as they want to sell them back to us as DLC

Dammit, i want to play them so bad already!
>warhammer is brit as fuck before you tell me to get to /v/ or /tg/
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Needed 5.90 for a 2.i.

Got 5.89. They gave me a 2.ii.

Just fucking kill me now. I am making an appeal but my life aspirations are just fucking over now, might as well get the whiskey and revolver and fucking kill myself.
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>>29717278
Appeal it. You'll have what is essentially a viva with three senior tutors and they will then decide whether to upgrade you.
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681

Michael Caine week is still open to votes, closing tomorrow midnight lads.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681
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>>29717278
Looks like its retail for you lad.
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>>29717278
That's definite grounds for appeal, get them on a good day, dress presentable and bring a decent case and they'll let you off if they're not complete tight bastards.

>>29717344
Genuinely tough week, this week. I'll hold off my vote until a few solid contenders come through. Though Harry Brown and Zulu are my first picks.
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>>29716998
Oh ok, I didn't think it sounded like something you'd say. I can edit your face out so at least when i make the threads its not there. Best I can do really.
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why are animals so spiteful?

i didnt have time to walk the dog this morning while getting ready for some important meeting and i had all my important documentation for said meeting ready and put it on the coffee table while i went for a piss and got back and the dog was chewing it all up

every single shred

he didnt even look remotely guilty and thats ruined my prospects of getting a job so i likely cant even afford his food now anyway so he shot himself in the foot

i have to pay for a new ID, birth certificate, etc etc all because animals are fucking dumb

half a mind to take him to a shelter its not the first time he's chewed something expensive he had my old laptop once
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Post your tributes to are Nige lads.
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>>29717385
I just did the appeals submission for and emailed it, that's the first thing to do.

I just don't think its even going to work though, it even fucking says normally its meant to be done before the classification is awarded.
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>>29717005
fuck off retard, I literally know people who claim 900 pound a month or more on bennies. it's a huge problem and what I want is to see it all taken away from them so they can die off
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>>29717412
Robots shouldn't get dogs.
They can tell that you are not the alpha.
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>>29713954
>The day Britain made its biggest mistake edition.
What happened?
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>>29714032
>July 4th 1776
>America declares independence
>Britain goes on, goes to Asia
>End of WW1
>Britain signs a deal with America to transport BILLIONS of British Pounds of gold to the USA and also has massive war debt to the States that it has yet to pay off
>America forces Britain to downsize its navy
>WW2, more of the same
>Britain still in massive debt to the USA
>Suez, Britain is entirely KEKED by the USA as America 'officially' overtakes Britain
>Britain has never recovered from this
>from this mistake
>on July 4th 1776

Feels bad.
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>>29717460
he knows that im incharge but he's also a histrionic little shit so if he feels offended by something he makes sure to ruin something good of mine just to get his own back

he looks me directly in the eyes like "you did this" and then looks guilty because he knows hes getting shut in the kitchen all day
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>>29714032
Eh, I don't really mind all that much. It's been interesting to see how the bluecoats have evolved over the past 200 or so years. Like watching bacteria in a petri dish.
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>>29717344
Wow fuck off, how many times do we have to tell you not to advertise this shit here?
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>>29717443
Sleep tight, old chap
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>>29717474
> uninvaded since 1066
> invented the most widely-used (and second most popular) language in the world
> conquered land and educated the savages there, bringing them irrigation, roads and writing
> we spun off a side-business into a trade deal partner

We have a few losses, but in human history, Britain has to be in the top three nations that have advanced humanity.
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>>29717721
>second most popular
Most popular. 2.4 billion speakers, Mandarin only has 800mil.
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>>29717776

Well there you have it.

Throw in the numerous British inventions, the telly, the WWW, Frank Whittle's jet engine; no wonder one half of the world hates us and the other want to be us.

God save the queen, lads.
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Who is the girl in wojak's thought bubble?
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>>29717344
The SECOND he posted this there was already other 10 votes on batman.

So obvious you proxy it yourself.

Anyway you and the rest of movie night are all cancerous cunts who do nothing but start arguments and ruin the thread.
Fuck off.
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>>29717823
My ex. I used to post her photos her all the time but she was doxxed so I had to stop.
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Interacial sex
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>>29717823
That's tilde, a regular in these threads.
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>>29717464
Independence day happened


oceeee
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Poleaboo is back from the job centre

He was asked when was the last time he had a job (September) and his advisor responded that they'll have to do something different with him next time

Apparently 75% of people leave JSA within 6 months

She didn't even look at my work search diary

Laughed when I told her NU-TRAXX suggested I look into self-employment

In and out in 5 minutes as usual
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>>29717599
just fuck my entire union up
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>>29717874
There's no reason you can't be self-employed.
Get a 100 pound loan from the bank for a sponge and bucket, wash cars.
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>>29717923
Don't be silly

>where would I set up?
>why would anyone in this poor town pay for that?
>why come to me when I've seen others nearby offer the same thing?
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>>29717846
>>29717828
I need the source for these pictures.
My penis wills it.
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>>29717954
Buy some gardening equipment then, go door to door and offer odd job services. There's plenty you could do if you weren't a lazy parasite.
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>>29717990
>go door to door
I have severe social anxiety
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>>29716378
True enough actually, he's not your typical one though is he?

>>29716384
'He's unelectable' is not an argument
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>>29717986
Stick around and tilde will pop up, you'll have to ask for her site I forgot it.

Something like tildedesu.net or something.
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>>29716917
We'll done lad. Hope you enjoy life on the road
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>>29717399
>I can edit your face out so at least when i make the threads its not there.

How about you fucking don't. Poleaboo has protested this in the past and been told to fuck off.

It's there by consensus. Fuck off
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>>29716944
Do you have a degree or can you teach in China without one?
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>>29716325
Communism is fucking fantastic if you have like-minded nationalists who all do their part for the greater good.

We don't have that, too much scum in this country.
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>>29718300
The advert asked for nothing other than English language knowledge
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>>29718241
>Fuck off
You fuck off if it bothers you that much, you see the image for like 30 seconds. If he doesn't want it there it shouldn't be there.

>But muh special britfeel group agreed it
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A Scottish man in my office is berating someone for paying for left luggage, as you can just hand your bags in to lost and found, then turn up later to ask if they've been handed in and collect them.

Why are the Scots so fucking stingy?
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>>29717399
Why edit his face out, his mug deserves to be on show
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>>29717220
Laugh and move on, it's only embarrassing if you care senpai
I know it's hard to understand but I hope one day it will click for you like it did for me
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>>29717412
Should have trained him better
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>>29717923
A hundred quid for a bucket sponge and soap? Do you live in Zimbabwe?
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>>29718041
Playing the worlds smallest violin for you

Fucking paki leech
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>Poleaboo little sister is wearing a short tight dress and tights
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>>29718396
>If he doesn't want it there it shouldn't be there.
serious question are you from reddit?
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>>29718396
You are the worst gimmick to crawl out of reddit in a long time.
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>>29718637
What gimmick?

>>29718576
No
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Who is tildes waifu shes qt?
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>>29718576
>>29718637
Obvious samefag please leave
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>>29717823
search "hannah uk hotel" for her best video
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>>29718530
Minimum loan amount.
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Poleaboo had the chance to get a really comfy job at a food processing factory but he fucked it up because he thought Memur was, quite literally, a meme name.
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>Poleaboo got his sim stuck in his new phone

Gonna have to open it up
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So much nostalgia today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOngNG3D0xQ
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>>29714032
Found her, suppose now tilde is gone I can finally steal her waifu.
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>>29718720
ok kid, whatever you say
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Holy shit this is so cringy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyIzzBf18pg

I remember loving it when I was younger
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Amir listen to this. The Glasgow crew are coming for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kdA7dzYgVr
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>been hearing an alarm in the neighborhood all day yesterday
>its still there today
>found out that nobody else can hear it
>sounds like a busted smoke alarm going off rapidly
>can't pin point it
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>>29718962
Thats so fucking cringe worthy man, just stop.
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>>29718962
best /britfeel/ personality Tbh
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>>29719018
Lol polaboo shitting himself
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>>29717138
in what sense? I first played it over 10 years ago
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>>29718962
>Tam

Hahahaha getting Chewin the Fat flashbacks.
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>>29719028
do I sound like some Indian bro?
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>>29719050
Yes mate you sound exactly like an Indian. They always say "bro". You actually sound more Indian than Poleaboo does.
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>>29718974
Sounds like psychosis mate. Go to your GP asap
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God I'm so fucking bored

Think I need a new video game to play
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>>29719066
Bruv just stop ickhead

I beg you allow it man...
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i enjoy nothing but playing fifa and watching football now, i used to love music, reading, learning new things and generally mentally stimulating activity but i cant anymore
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>>29719155
>i enjoy nothing but playing fifa and watching football now

Fuck off normal fag
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>>29719114
I bought 35mm for 3 quid on steam, would recommend
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>>29719155
>used to read 3+ books a week
>now down to one a month
why don't I enjoy things like I did when I was a kid
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>>29719155
I know how you feel man
Annoyingly I'm fucking shite at fifa and can only play like 1/2 games at a time before I get annoyed at the bullshit

Game of thrones is still quite good but the show watching cunts have spoiled every single thing that happens for me so the next book isn't going to be as good
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>tfw love interest-kun had a sex dream about me
I'm gonna date this girl.
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>>29718720
If you say so dick breath
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>>29718947
>>29719282
He had to swap to his phone hahaha what a fag

samefag please leave
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>bursting for a piss but cant be bothered getting up and going to the toilet
>really need to take my medication and can already feel the effects of missing it for a few days but cant be bothered getting up
>don't want to play video games listen to music or watch a movie

How do I make myself want to do something?
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>>29719376
>How do I make myself want to do something?
I dunno man, you come across as a depressing piece of shit. Ever considered offing yourself?
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does anyone wanna buy a load of GB/GBA pokemon bootlegs off me?
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>>29719449
which ones and how much
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>>29719455
pokemon naranja GBA (boxed)
pokemon diamond GB
pokemon jade GB (boxed)
pokemon jade special pikachu edition GB
pokemon green GB
name your price or we can put em to britfeel auction
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>>29719514
Duuude I used to have Pokemon Naranja and Pokemon Diamond GB when I was 10. This Mexican guy at the flea market near me used to sell hella bootleg videogames for the low and that's where I got em.
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>>29719539
amerifag, the post
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>>29719952
we need /pol/ flags to be honest.
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Evans has quit top gear
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>>29720123
top gear is like watching 5th gear.
just a bunch of nobodies doing boring things with cars.
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Just got a scam caller trying to get me to download team viewer and take control of my PC.
Should I be concerned? I ended up telling them a website popped up with the address of www.poo2loo.com and she called me 'a fucking bitch'.

TalkTalk was a mistake.
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Chris Evans quits Top Gear.

Top Lel
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>>29720182
I had someone try that a few months back. I hope no one actually falls for it because it's really obvious
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>>29720182
I need to be more of a hardcase over the phone, I can never bring myself to just hangup on those scanners

>Random 0800 number rang my mobile
>I was expecting a call back from a workplace I'd applied to so assumed it was them and answered
>Oh hi sir I'm here to talk to you about phone contracts or whatever the fuck, are you free to talk?
>Erm ah sorry buddy I'm just about to head out, don't have my details on me
>Oh OK well I can call back in an hour?
>I agree
>Get 7-8 phonecalls a day every day for 4 months afterwards and have to ignore them all

It annoys me how they're also using mobile numbers too now, rather than an 0800 number
So I answer the phone thinking it's my mate on a new phone or something and then I'm fucked for another 4 months as my phone number gets a green light on the telemarketers lists
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>>29720356
I remember being so grateful to have somebody to talk to.
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>>29720356
I use an app called "TrueCaller" it's pretty good at filtering nuisance calls.
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lads i agreed to meet a friend tomorrow but i have no interest in leaving my room

send help
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>>29720456
>agreed to meet a friend
Piss of Normie.
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>>29720456
looks like she's about to blow really hard and send sushi flying everywhere

my advice is to just be yourself!
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>>29720475
>have one autistic friend
>somehow normie
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>>29720456
Say you are ill lad
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>>29720182
>mother is a primary school teacher and retiring soon
>occasionally gets cold callers
>decides to answer one in class
>goes apeshit on the caller in class
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Fell into listening to Radiohead and sitting around doing nothing but feeling depressed tae fuck boys.
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>>29720571
That waifu looks a little young lad, you're not a paedophile are you?
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>>29720589
I wish I could get into Radiohead because they have a nice sound to them. The vocals are too mumbly for me to make out the lyrics, though.
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>go to the store to buy english beer to support their economy and celebrate brexit
>only this
>everything else is national beer, german beer, belgian, czech or dutch

i got it anyway
did i do well?
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Seems as if the whole town has turned against me overnight, what the fuck have I done wrong?
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Poleaboo needs to get a nano sim for his new phone
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>>29720713
thank you for your support mate

tennent's is pretty minging, but is basically a dietary staple here in scotland

where are you from lad?
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>>29720943
need to no more

>>29720997
Is this your first smart phone?
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>>29720998
I'm italian and it was the only beer from anywhere UK i could find, it was also sold in a can but I bought two bottles like the one pictured
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>>29721017
>Is this your first smart phone?
No, my old phone LG Optimus II and it took a regular sim
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>>29721041
it's one of the strongest beers you can buy at most supermarkets, some places actually ban it because of alcy hobos
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i never eat at normal times anymore and im suddenly craving sushi, should i go to the shop and get sushi or just have a normal dinner later on
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>>29720263
My mum was round my house once when the phone rang and she answered to one of those. Came to me and started panicking. Told her to tell the Paki fuck to go kill herself.
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>>29720665
And if he is?
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Poleaboos sim card got stuck in his new phone

Had to get a screwdriver to open it up
Went to B&Q, having a closing down sale
Got it for 35p

It was quite a long walk, sweated a lot
Chink female walking behind me (probably back from the gym)
Crossed the road after I accidentally turned around and looked at her
Our paths eventually diverged, she lives in the paki area

A Eastern European walked past me, speaking in that language on his phone
Felt like stabbing him with the screwdriver in my pocket
But I thought fuck it, Lord Farage would take care of him soon enough
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>>29718962
10/10 desu

Origamiub
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>>29721264
please stop posting

it stopped being funny after your blog was found
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>>29719155
same dude.
it's basically all I do now, although I'm going to college this September where I hopefully will be mentally stimulated again
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>>29721264
>asian guy is racist to another foreigner

cant even make this up
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What's a /britfeel/ approved 3DS game?
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>>29721327
Lots of pakis voted to leave the EU to get rid of the eastern europeans
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>>29721339
Animal crossings
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>>29721264
Why don't you go home to pakistan and stop being rapey to women here?

We gave foreigners a chance to study in our universities. The polish girl worked hard and was rewarded with a degree.

You violated her rights and got thrown out of uni.

How can you act superior to anyone?

You should be shot you faggot. Although that Carl thing is obviously fake I wish there really was a crew of hard cunts from Glasgow after you.

You're a fucking disgrace and you're too autistic to realise it. Time after time you make shitty excuses for yourself, no matter how many people tell you that you are a shit person who does shitty things, and you've ruined your life with your cuntishness.
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>>29721339
tinder
it's multiplatform
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>>29721434
This is why he needs to stay in the OP
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>>29721448
>shorts

didn't realise people were actually this autistic desu
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>>29721434
>normie replies to a robot
You just don't get it
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>>29721468
>you are now autistic if you wear shorts

This place never ceases to amaze me, holy fuck
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Just got back in, I got a few wife beaters and a new pair of shorts for my holiday, they only cost me 20 quid all together so I'm pretty happy with those

The hairdresser JUST fucked my shit up though, I'm considering going to another tomorrow or just shaving it all off

As well as that I need my matched betting winning to come in now to my bank and I'm good to go

I think I'll be able to get it done before my flight which is at 5:45pm
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>got the shitty Sixth Form prom I was forced into going to tonight

How can I make the 4 and a half hours until it's fine for me to leave bearable?
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>>29721511
it's a well known principle that shorts are simply a no go zone if you have a shred of self-respect

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=men+shuld+never+wear+shorts&oq=men+shuld+never+wear+shorts&aqs=chrome..69i57.4503j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=men+should+never+wear+shorts
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>>29721539
how were you forced?
you literally just have to not book a place at prom
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>>29718041
Oh but it's okay yo apply for a job in fucking china is it?
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>>29721539
Get absolutely fucking ratarsed and make an utter tit of yourself
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>>29721017
>Is this your first smart phone?

Not everyone buys apple you mong.
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>>29721561
Emotionally
>not sociable at all
>mum gives me the money for it upfront
>had to go to avoid disappointing her even more than I already was

>>29721579
I've never been drunk and I'm scared of what I'd do and say if I did.
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>>29721264
>Lord Farage would take care of him soon enough

Em mate, farage is gone.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36702468
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>>29721539
>prom in july

what sort of degenerate school is this?

how are you not on summer holllies yet?
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>>29721565
I'm not going to get the job

Just playing pretend
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>>29721609
Our exams finished two weeks ago, it's Sixth Form so we've all left already. It's a student-run thing as well, not an official school prom.
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>>29721597
>I've never been drunk and I'm scared of what I'd do and say if I did.

I've almost revealed my powerlevel many a time
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>>29721615
So there you go, you don't want a job. You are a leach and i'm happy you lost to the polish girls. I'm happy your life is what it is now.
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>>29721448
>>29721519

No one fucking cares stop reposting this shit
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>>29721539
>forced into going to

Oh fuck off you underaged retard. Nobody forced you, you want to go. Now you pretend like you don't because you still want to fit in with us.
You never did. You're just a faggot kid, fuck off.
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>>29721519

>Oh no, I forgot to use my tripcode!
>Better delete and repost because I surely want that insightful post about shorts and haircut to be credited to me!

Hope your plane crashes
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>>29721661
1 person did and I fucked it up by linking to pole and I didn't have some info I wanted in
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>>29721674
Least I'm not childish enough to think that if you aren't physically or legally forced to do something you can't be obligated to do it.

>underaged retard

I've been 18 for almost a year at this point.
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>>29721661
I care, so long as on person cares he's free to post here and you can't say otherwise.
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>>29721707
You aren't obligated. Nobody forced you.
You want to go. You think you'll at least have a chance to get some pussy. You're as normie as they come. Get the fuck out of here underaged.
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>>29721252
He needs to fuck off
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>>29721762
>You want to go

No, I don't. I felt emotionally forced since my mum both paid for it and gave me money to get drinks there.

>You think you'll at least have a chance to get some pussy

No, I don't. I'm an ugly fat fuck and nobody has ever found me attractive.

>underaged

How is over 18 underaged? Read the rules, idiot:

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>29721684
With no survivors?

ococo
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What do you think he wants lads?
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>>29721831
Do you think he's bored?
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>>29721831

I don't know, but that little one in the background wants it too.
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>>29721519
Should fat people really be wearing wife beaters?
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>>29721634
>So there you go, you don't want a job.
I do want it
I just doubt I could perform it

>You are a leach
I'm a NEET and you're a wageslave

>i'm happy you lost to the polish girls
>I'm happy your life is what it is now.
Ain't over yet
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>>29721855
Didn't even notice that one
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>>29721799
Dude, I'm sorry but the other anon is right.
I didn't want to go, so I just didn't.
I literally decided to not go.

If you really didn't want to go, you would have not told your mum about the prom in the first place, and just not booked a place.

You want to go. And that's ok, no problem with that, but stop pretending you were "forced", we all know that trick, we're not stupid.
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>>29721894
You're a meme in a general, on the manchild section of a weeb image board full of racist faggots.

It's over amir
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>>29721894
>Ain't over yet

kek, you're already becoming a girl over how badly you lost.
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>>29721856
I'd look pretty silly wearing these bad boys without a wife beater
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>>29721799
You need ti be 22 or older to post on /britfeel/
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>>29721497
>If you don't install a camera in your bathroom to record your flatmate having a shit, you're a normie

Fuck off mate. You don't need to be a normie to be disgusted by a filthy paki degenerate like Amir.
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>>29721831
He wants you stop being an alcohol and destroying your family.
Oh and take him for a walk.
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>>29721996
It's about you calling him a shitty person he does bad things.
You know not of the evils normies do onto us.
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Fucking state of these threads nowadays

I just want to come from my days slavery and have a comfy thread, fuck all of you
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Is Ryse: son of rome worth 4 bongs lads? Steam sale ends in half an hour and tempted to get it.
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any good finance deals for laptops out there if i pay it off in 6 months? most are 12 month minimum so they can charge the monthly interest but it seems dumb paying interest on something i have the money to buy. looked at bright house and they will sell me a 700 quid laptop for 900 base price then another grand on top for interest kek.
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>>29722100
Why buy a laptop on finance?
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Terminator 2 is 25 years old today lads.

Might stream it later if I can find a copy.
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>>29721551
Guesing this is bait but it made me cringe so i'll give you a you.

People who follow what other people tell them to wear are fucking stupid. Theres some things that shouldn't be worn but anything plain suits certain types of people., in most cases anyway.

Second girls dress like sluts all year round and want to walk around topless yet expect men not to wear shorts because they look bad? Jesus.

Also on holiday it will look a lot more autistic to walk around in sweat covered jeans than shorts.

You aint gonna get fucked cause you dress slightly better
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>>29714032
I feel empty. Sleep and dream forever my angel.
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Went outside yesterday and hanged out with some nice hippy normals. A girl there said I was cute. We awkwardly hugged.

I'm standing outside the normalfag gates, but I'm not quite in. So close yet so far.
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>>29722100

>Bright House

Jesus christ lad not even once. It might even be cheaper to get a payday loan than use them.
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>>29722186
>People who follow what other people tell them to wear are fucking stupid

truly, the words of a morbidly obese cargo-shorts wearer
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>>29722115
i need a new one but i cant really afford to pay 700-1000 quid upfront
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Sup lads, I've been signed off work for a week due to severe anxiety. Had a panic attack in a meeting.
Have to speak to my boss about getting counselling on Wednesday because the NHS waiting list is 6-9 months.
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Poleaboo is trying to set up something short notice with dommes who weren't featured on his previous pic

Really want a session tomorrow

There's this 5 foot girl that's doing it for me right now
And this 34 year old ex-porn star who has no limits
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>>29721930
My mum knew about the prom because she works at the same school I attended. I was given the money for it before I would have ever had the chance to tell her. She's also good friends with some of the parents of my year and some of the teachers so she would have known if I didn't show up.

Sorry for not putting that in.
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>>29722320
Don't send them 13 fucking messages if you want something booked for tomorrow.
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>>29722302

Did you have to speak to a doctor and get a fit note?
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Round one of the /britfeel/ top 10 starts today and ends on Friday. Remember to get your vote in.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1pXJfdzarvpwWOes7Pw27H8YhQfVUTfMXnKThOfCdAVk/viewform
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>>29722320
Have a wank and think about it again
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>>29722286
Cargo shorts look good on blacks.
And no I usually just wear joggers cause I only leave the house for the gym and shopping

Bet you think men over 40 should wear skinny jean?
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Just made myself a coke float and cried a bit.
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>>29722465
Actually visiting a pro-domme is a more long term solution
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>>29722350
I left my meeting and went straight to the doctor. They gave me beta blockers and gave me a fit note straight away. Was shaking uncontrollably the whole time.

Not sure I can face going back there. Feel heavy ashamed.
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>>29722437
You know this is incredibly easy to submit multiple times right?
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