>be me
>be robot
>work in a factory
>any 2/10 that gets a job has literally all these men coming after them giving them attention
>literally the equivalent of roaches coming out of woodwork
>don't talk to 2/10s because fuck bitches
>they come to me and try talking to me
>Anon why don't you ever talk to me??? ;)
>ok whatever
>sorry anon I don't want to date you
>they assume I had a crush on them
>pic related
ree normie get out a f
>>29682401
>Whatttt
why?
asdfg
>>29682436
I'm enjoying the sarcasm.
Thread seems good, want more.
At 27 I've never sent or received a text from a woman except my mom
>>29682474
the biggest one of them all when it happens is im sorry
>>29682545
Tell that bitch off anon!
>>29682436
>>29682558
What the fuck? From the first image I thought you were going to put this self-obsessed bitch in her place, but what the fuck is this autism?
Story of my life anon, it's pathetic that there are so many girls who feel that a cold indifference towards them means you want to fuck or date them.
>>29682609
It's sarcasm, I work with her I can't go the fuck off on her as much I'd love to.
Think a little bit mate
>>29682436
The sarcasm is funny. To us.
A better response would have been "lol". Seriously. Blowing someone off simple is more effective than blowing off someone using a lot of effort.
t. rhetoric nerd
Why do you even talk to humor her, just block her ass end it there
>>29682628
I was too angry to just blow her off I had to passive aggressively REE
>>29682639
So I can hear her every day about how I blocked her? Thx but no thx.
>>29682651
>So I can hear her every day about how I blocked her?
Thats not even bad, you're pretty beta
>>29682627
It just sounds cringey as lad, especially considering you're referencing memes she won't get
Should have just baited her into a response with "na you were wrong lmao" or some shit like that
>>29682651
Your only making it worse, just say gtg and never text again. Do your shitty job and go home your not there to interact with whores don't let them bring you down
>>29682680
>calling someone on r9k beta
You should get a nobel for that one!
>>29682714
I call em like i see it ;)
>>29682401
>>they assume I had a crush on them
>implying
Now she'll think "it's not that I'm not good enough for him, he's just a fucking weirdo" from these messages. Congrats OP
>>29682730
Not sure what you're trying to say
Thanks for pointing out the obvious?
OP, being on 4chan and all, we all can sense your sarcasm pretty damn well but assuming this girl is a normie she might actually think you're serious and start acting condescending towards you or even worse, sue you for sexual harassment.
Just tell her you're not interested in her and have a good day
>>29682768
>Not sure what you're trying to say
That OP is beta af
OP here, dubs decides what I post next.
Must be work safe and will deliver.
>>29682771
Fucking this, OP we get your le xdxdx epic sarcasm and normies dont but this isn't worth the effort bruv
did you get a response?
Love threads like this one
say you loved her and you are too shy.
>>29682783
Yes and we're on R9K, I guess I'm just not understanding why you are posting this as if it's news to anyone?
>>29682847
But he thinks he's not
>>29682796
"Don't flatter yourself dude."
>>29682863
What the fuck gave you the impression that I think I'm not beta? Are you retarded? Jesus Christ.
>>29682893
Take your le epic sarcasm XD and kill yourself
>>29682764
Agreed. I get the same vibe, just platonically, that this guy is pretty obnoxious and autistic in the worst way. Attention seeking tripfag-esque behaviour down to a tee.
>>29682947
>>29682764
This has happened more times than I can count over the past four years. I legitimately don't give a fuck. They approach me and then try playing some power dynamic where they turn me down.
Thanks but no thanks.
>>29682545
Fuck I know that feel.
Never had a phone conversation with a woman either. Doubt it's possible to be more inexperienced than me.
>>29682947
Exhibit A >>29682893
(A is for Autist)
>>29682401
>>29682436
>>29682558
Gotta admit, OP... I'm not liking how you're responding... I would have just said, "Yeah, I don't like you. Sorry." after he "Whattt" and left it at that... what you're doing now is just...
>>29682984
OMG an autist posting on 4chan who has a job and has girls talking to him!!!
Better get mad now!!!
>>29682972
Fantastic story brother.
you fucked up, OP.
Just tell her: "and don't talk to me about this again" and block her
>>29682972
>I legitimately don't give a fuck.
you're beta dude
>>29682796
I love you.
ORIGINALCOMMENTFUCKSAKE
>>29683042
Did I ever say I wasn't? did I ever deny being autistic?
Did you guys not read the part that says
>be robot
in the OP? I can't imagine the shitposting I would've gotten had I pretended to be chad
kek
also the dubs for response thing is still open.
Your texts are cringeworthy
>>29683083
Just stop trying to get my attention with your shitty mental acrobatics. Just because I don't talk to you doesn't mean I have any romatic or sexual feelings. In fact, you're a 2/10 and you should just stop trying.
>>29683122
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
will deliver in a moment.
>>29683022
Literal retards get jobs. 1/10s get girls. But not everyone is this much of a real life obnoxious tripfag. I'm not mad, I just wish he didn't exist.
It's like those Youtubers with over edited videos and cringey personalities. They don't make me mad, I just wince and wish there were fewer people like that. I mean this is a pretty fucking shit thread, everyone would agree on that.
>>29683145
I don't have a trip retard
>>29683195
Tell her you want to fuck her face and punch it
>>29683122
The fuck. No they're not. The dumb bitch just has too much of an ego to understand he's being sarcastic, she's taking him seriously
>>29683142
Rolling
Origigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigi
>>29683195
I said you are a real life tripfag, which is basically to say you are an attention seeking cringe inducer. It wasn't about you having an actual trip. A tripfag can leave 4chan and pretend to be cool, but you are a REAL LIFE tripfaggot, this is your actual personality.
>>29683240
>The fuck. No they're not
They're pretty bad 2bh, he could just block her and it would've been more effective or alternatively do what this guy said >>29683007
post the start of the convo. Let's see how it got to that point
>>29682558
You would've seemed really cool if you simply said you weren't interested in her and left it at that but this shit you're doing.. it honestly hurts to read. Why are you acting like a retard?
>>29683320
yeh hes being pretty beta about it , could easily have sorted this out in one
pretty annoying tbqhwy senpai
how old are u?
>OP spergs out
>Starts spouting memes
You sure are showing her dude..
...
why not just admit you have a crush on her ?
>>29683369
>how old are u?
Why?
here's what what I do when someone I don't like texts me:
uh, they don't text in the first place because I don't give them my number like a fucking retard
inb4 "oh but she got my number through work" etc
kys op, everyone here is a loser and even we agree that youre cancer
>>29683142
Reroll for originality
Origggggg
>>29683439
Just give me dubs pls?
Reroll
Origbbbhjkhud
>>29683369
well if you are just young inexperienced and autistic then you might grow out of it, but im starting to think youre like pic related
>>29683501
this was meant for >>29683419
fuk u
It's safe to say I won't be seeing this thread in a 4chan Hall of Fame anytime soon.
Dude. Could've just memed "don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again" and leave it at that.
