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not gonna last an hour edition
korean pop
Britannia rules the chans
/int/ >>>/int/61012317
/pol/ >>>/pol/77848055
/r9k/ >>29399135
/lgbt/ >>>/lgbt/6418167
/his/ >>>/his/1308376
/tv/ >>>/tv/71013019
/cgl/ >>>/cgl/9059932
/s4s >>>/s4s/4527454
>>29399158
>/lgbt/ >>>/lgbt/6418167
Please don't post that filth here
Evening lads, what is everyone up to?
Been drinking for a while now and don't plan to stop until I fall asleep. Very comfy way of browsing with some quiet music on.
>>29399158
I post in brit/pol/ regularly but had no idea there were so many Brit general threads here.
Official thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWEhMOrRpQ
>>29399209
>I post in brit/pol/ regularly but had no idea there were so many Brit general threads here.
There wasn't until /brit/ decided to go on a 4chan colonising spree today. It's the newest gimmick. Colonising the chans.
>>29399209
listening to uks goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzc385G5wU
>>29399158
Some admin will get sick of this and start banning our threads.
Happened before.
here for anime
>>29399199
come on lad, /r9k/ is the second gayest board there is
>>29399226
Caught that in the last song, I like it.
>>29399242
Must have missed that, other board I post on don't have Brit threads it seems!
Poleaboo was talking about weight loss with his sister
I haven't come out to her as trans yet so said that I don't just need to lose weight but I need to put on muscle to
Said that I could use her gym membership
Might take her up on it, apparently a bit of cardio is good for getting a skinny fem body
>Watched a few magic tricks in bed one night on youtube
>Maximum comfy
>Ended up watching everything of Penn and Teller
>Moved on to David Blain and watched all his stuff
>Then moved on to Derren Brown and watched all his things
Fucks sake there's not many other good magic performers is there
Dynamo is alright but compared to masters like derren or absolute hardcases like blain he's just a little chavvy cunt. And I'm very skeptical about him using actors tbqh, he already clearly uses camera cuts in a few of his things
>>29399292
>not /cm/
/r9k/ is in the top five though.
>>29399311
>Use her gym membership
What
What kind of gym let's you walk in and excercise using someone else's ID
You need an induction and shit in every gym I've ever been in
>>29399349
Night time
No security, just punch in your code
or so I hear
>>29399315
You should read up on techniques yourself.
I don't really practice the sleight of hand cause I'd never be able to perform, but I enjoy learning about the techniques.
There's a huge 3.5 GB pdf collection on the torrent sites that has tons of great material.
>>29399349
Only ever been a member of a Pure Gym (didn't last long) but you sign up online and they give you a code. Type that in at the door and you are in.
No security, nothing. You tick a box to say you don't want an induction.
wish I had a sister desu
or a family
Anyone staying up for Money in the Bank?
It's a lovely evening for posting waifus lads.
>>29399470
Do elaborate?
I'm an only child from a single parent household, I genuinely can't imagine life with a sibling
>>29399447
I'm an absolute spastic though
I can't even shuffle a deck
>>29399593
Still fun to learn about, and there is wayyy more than just card magic. The mentalism stuff is imo the most interesting.
>>29399521
Im lonely
oceeeee
>>29399697
That's obvious mate. You post in Britfeel all day pretty much. Not always with your trip, but I can tell it's you.
That bit earlier when you were spazzing out and just reposting other people's posts was sad mate.
>>29399697
What does being lonely have to do with wanting a sister?
>>29399814
?
I never reposted anyones post?
I was at gym till 2 and ive just been on /b/ all day pretty much
>>29399866
>/b/
Why mate? Your better than that really
>>29399840
I could talk to them, this solitude drives me insane
>>29399866
Sorry mate you've been rumbled.
>>29399906
dont think I have
>>29399897
They dont mind my spamming and I can wind them up easily. If I do that here its considered a massive deal
>>29399898
What is your living situation? How do you get on with your parents?
>>29399933
I'm not allowed to talk about myself here
Ive been warned by assanon and shout
>>29399927
I know it was you mate. You are also the fedora poster.
You think we are stupid, but don't make the mistake of assuming that everyone is as stupid as you.
>>29399963
Yes I am also poleaboo and tilde and shout and the janny
>>29399980
No mate. Don't think you can hyperbole your way out of this.
>>29400011
what time?
oceee
>>29400026
Don't play dumb with me you little shit.
>>29400044
Cadells the best youngin in the game rn
>>29400011
No mate. Don't think you can hyperbole your way out of this
nice dubs btw
>>29399519
If you never see Nymph again it's because I've had a terrible accident trying to navigate the M25 tomorrow morning, wish me luck lads
>>29399519
I have an urge to cook. But I lack the ingredients or the not tiredness levels.
I disappear for 3 months and when I return Poleaboo is trans?
Didn't see that coming.
>>29400104
I never relised you were nymphanon
have a safe trip
>>29400210
I was doing normie shit earlier
>>29400210
>Poleaboo
Her name is Monica.
>>29400234
Pakipoos name is Minge and you know it
>>29400234
Legit?
Is she fit?
I suppose I shouldn't complain about being lonely when I hang out with people like once or twice a month
How people don't talk to someone for longer than that is beyond me desu
>>29400274
Yeah she's banging
>>29400274
judge for yourself
http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
>>29400296
More of your fake texts to prove your bullshit... great.
>>29400296
I have to talk to people all week at work. I spent most of 2012 as a shut-in with agoraphobia. I had to take pulls that made me drowsy as fuck just to leave the house.
I'd kill to be back there.
>>29400343
How do you actually fake them?
That could help me a lot
>>29400364
I quite often throw up before I go out but once im there I feel fine. Its just walking past people I find hard
>>29400368
If you want to play dumb ,fine.
>>29400330
DESU I would.
>>29400407
Your the only person more sad than me in these threads, you realise that shout/whichevermovienightfagyouare?
A storm cloud stalks me making what should be a sunny day
Shed tears of lonesome despair in the form of rain
I've devoted my life to rid you of your pain
For feelings of acceptance which reveal themselves feigned
Do not mind that, scream the voices in my brain
But if I stop giving, only I remain
Though I know not of misery
For I lack the company it needs to be entertained
But misery would be a nice change
This solitude drives me insane
>>29399519
consider this waifu, POSTED
>>29399519
alright then, aright then alri then alri ven
ali ven ali men I like men
>>29400559
>Having a drink with female friend yesterday
>She wore a top which didn't have a on sleeve one side
>Spent the whole evening thinking about licking her armpits
/brit/ is a lot shitter than I remember. What happened?
>>29400597
this is britfeel, brit is on int
>>29400588
>>Having a drink with female friend yesterday
normie
>>29400521
That's a little bit gay
>>29400559
She's a plank with no features
>>29400559
I like Taylor Swift a lot, mainly because she is tall, but you need to be an hero
>>29400754
And why do I need to "be an hero"
>been drinking in my room since 3pm
>remember speaking to my flatmate for a while around 7
>no idea whhat the fuck we spoke about
I hope I didn't fuck up lads.
Time for another drink
Do you really want to be part of the terrorist group who killed Lovely Jo?
You'll be joining them if you vote to leave.
>>29400927
Stop drinking you fucking degenerate
Please anon, your father and I are only thinking of your best interests
>>29399519
>>29400104
>>29400146
>>29400524
Evening gentlemen
>>29401019
good evening faggot what you up to?
>>29400949
lovely?
she was ugly
>>29401064
not a lot squire, you?
>>29401095
No but she was lovely inside.
>>29400442
Good lad
Hoping to go out on dates with all of you
>>29401100
Post another anime picture in my thread and i'll have no choice but to remove you
>>29400926
>alri then alri ven
>ali ven ali men I like men
that is why.
Hey lads I just wanted to remind you all that I love each and everyone of you. You won the lottery of life by being born English. I hope you all have a wonderful evening tonight.vote leave
>>29401185
sorry familia
something else original
>deadline for student finance application is 25th
>still haven't started filling it out
>probably gonna leave it until the 24th
>if it doesn't go through I literally can't afford to make rent and will have to beg mummy for money
Who /procrastination/ here?
>>29400977
Both parents are both gone. Inheritance comes with a few properties that I now own that are being rented out.
Perks of being an only child in a sense.
The woman that killed my parents is in jail, and she will be out in a few years. If I am still alive then, I want to see her and make her feel what I feel.
>>29400949
There is an ugly side to brexit and their supporters that I can not bring myself to endorse by voting for them.
I thought this before jo cox was murdered and do not consider Thomas mair as representative of brexit.
Civility seems to have been flushed down the toilet.
We're British and yet our ways of conducting public discourse on politics is slowly but surely degenerating into spectacle resembling the American political culture.
>>29401222
Read a book called "The War of Art" by Steven Pressfield. I used to procrastinate all the time, and the tips in it really help.
Anyone fancy watching game of throne in an hour
on /brittv/ in an hour?
>>29401294
What are you talking about? Thomas Mair is the leader of Brexit?
Lovely Jo was the Bremain Angel and he slaughtered her. She is the Bremainer of Hearts.
>>29399135
feedback on my routine, looking to get healthy not make gains (sorry if the way I've written it isn't correct) also it would be helpful if you guys could estimate how long a would take me
AABxAAB
A
clock pushups 5x10
weighted squats 2x10
static lunges 1x5
curls 10x10
lateral raise 1x10
goblet squat 1x10
plank rows 2x10
shoulder press 2x10
hammer curl 2x10
B
sit ups 10x10
toe touches 1x10
mountain climbers 2x10
shadow boxing 5 minutes
cycling 15 minutes
any feedback or tweaks is appreciated
>>29401381
I don't see wanking in the list?
>>29401381
Nigii thinks you should give up.
Lads I need to change my t shirt.
first reply chooses what colour
>>29401471
How about instead of changing your t-shirt, you hang yourself with it?
>>29401485
>How about instead of changing your t-shirt, you hang yourself with it?
Wouldn't really work would it, plus
"when you go to meet God, you know you wanna look nice"
>>29401471
neon pink
>>29401471
>Nigii thinks you should give up.
why I want to improve myself?
>>29401547
If you are posting on 4chan it aint gonna make a difference. I spent ages getting healthy and ended up just feeling more shit about myself and losing all the muscle.
Good luck though
>>29401524
dont have pink :(
Poleaboo is gagging for a (you)
Getting bit nervous about starting hormones soon
Sister brought her friend back and now they're in the living room
Brother is sleeping
Nowhere for me to run
>>29401639
HRT is a cakewalk. You just gotta hope Charing Cross aren't being a sack of cunts.
>Filling out mcdonalds application
>"What's your proudest achievement to date?"
>"Filling in this application"
I'll never get hired
>>29401639
>starting hormones soon
You are insane if you are actually doing this. You are clearly cracked in the head, you should see a psychiatrist before you put hormones down your throat.
>>29399158
Probably because free speech is banned in your shithole.
Unhinged cross dressing pakis are not welcome in these threads anymore
>tfw literally have done nothing the whole weekend, like, not even played WWE 2k16 on my PC after pirating 40gb of it
>literally was just in front of 4chan waiting for time to pass.
I shoulda just went to work or something, woulda been exercise and an extra 200quid in my pocket which I could then use to... uhhh
yeah fuck life.
Poleaboo cousin (same age) is the ultimate cuck
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat white girl for the last 4+ years
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>doesn't let cousin visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>there rented flat has no furniture
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27,000 for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist, won't convert to Islam
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny (blonde white) friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
how do you deal with a good friend who's really fun and friendly
always makes you laugh
but then pushes their religion on you all the time
no matter how many times you tell them you respectfully disagree, they think they need to save you and they won't stop trying
i just don't know how to deal with him anymore
i've heard the same exact sentences so many times as he tries to convert me and it's exhausting
i wanna continue being his friend but i don't know how to stop him from trying to get me to join his religion
maybe i need to set him an ultimatum
>>29401639
>wanting to be the ugliest trans in the world
>not wanting to be a giga nigga paki
Order the good hormones instead.
>>29402158
She's also so fat she can't have kids
>>29402195
I have some feminine features
>>29401960
I MIGHT consult a GP if these doubts don't go away but I doubt it
>>29402158
I would still rather be him than you, to be frank with you.
>>29402170
Just talk to him. Tell him: "Listen, I like being your friend but I need you to stop trying to convert me to your religion. Friends are supposed to respect each other's point of view. I respect yours, but you aren't respecting mine."
You don't need to say to him "stop or I'll stop being your mate", but you need to be firm enough so that is implied.
>>29401208
umaru a cute
season 2 when
>>29402364
thank you for your advice
im glad this wasn't OC
>>29402364
>I would still rather be him than you, to be frank with you.
He's being psychologically tortured and has no freedom
A literal wageslave but without the wage part since it's all funding someone else
Hate using the bathroom at night lads, it's horrible and freezing
>>29402418
I'd rather be psychologically tortured than completely insane.
He could leave that woman, in theory, and it would completely improve his life.
What could you do? Take hormones? Please. That's just another symptom of your insanity, like pissing in your flatmate's milk and installing hidden cameras.
>>29402368
not sure fampai, but really fucking want one
>Normal Umaru is a fucking goddess
>>29402641
How low does your self-respect have to be to unironically watch this garbage?
Lads what the rule with white people wearing camo?
I see loads of black people in camo tracksuits and windbreakers but never any white people.
I love my camo t shirt but hate only getting to wear it for one day so I was gonna buy a camo hoodie
>>29402821
If you're tanned and outdoorsy you can pull it off. If you're a pasty basement dweller it'll just make you look mental.
i wish i had a bf lads
>>29402804
Only if you are in the army.
Black people have a lot more options.
>>29402855
I look like eminem desu, minus the jaw line.
Reckon I can pull it off? Ive been told I can pull a camo t shirt off
fuck sake lads, i just spent half an hour cooking a meal, had one bite of it and then realised I wasnt hungry I was just bored. Anyone else do this?
Also just drunk 2 litres of milk and now feel sick
>>29403225
Poleaboo wonders why you are up so late?
>>29403284
I always am, aint you?
>>29403307
Got JobCentre tomorrow at 9.30
I feel tired due to staring at a screen all day, difficult to stay up past midnight usually
>>29403378
Oh right I don't usually go to sleep until 6am.
I was diagnosed with insomnia so it's not really a choice however I do prefer it. It means I can go jogging on empty streets and get left alone when at home.
>>29403422
I'm gonna start jogging too, or gym
Want to get my dream figure
I spend all day on various boards
Does it get lonely staying up so late?
>>29403625
Yeah but I feel lonely all the time, least it feels more normal to be alone at night, it's warm sunny days where I feel it the worst.
Funny thing is I feel lonely a lot but then when someone finally does talks to me irl I feel really nervous and just want them to leave me alone. Thats why I love this place
>>29404378
how long have you been on 4chan?
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
WHY AM I AWAKE!
