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Hope everyone remembered to go to church edition
Used to be able to wake up at 7 without trouble wide awake
Now I struggle to wake up at 8
Not happy Tbh, going to blame it on the hayfever
>tfw east facing bedroom
Fucking sun is doing my nut in, blinds are doing nothing to stop it
how does it feel that even chads, literal subhumans, can get laid fairly easily and you lot can't get even a kiss
ta
>>29383578
>laid
>chad
There's the door, yank
Father's Day lads
You got anything for your dads? Mines snuffed it
Remain surging in the polls. Brexit is finished lads.
I think I've found the oldest robot in existence. https://twitter.com/willybanter8?lang=en-gb
>A tripfag tried to start on me last night because I was pissed
Disrespectful desu
>>29383756
I completely forgot about it. Hopefully a phone call later today will suffice.
>>29383966
I saw Cameron is politicising Jo Cox's death too. We are finished.
>>29384514
>I saw Cameron is politicising Jo Cox's death too. We are finished.
What'd he say?
>>29384536
>Mr Cameron said the EU vote was the "ultimate democracy" and represented what Labour MP Jo Cox, who was killed on Thursday in her West Yorkshire constituency, had stood for.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36569338
Sneaky bastard.
>>29384566
It's almost neural sounding enough.
Fucking shit why couldn't that cunt wait until after the referendum.
Sick of reading about the 'jo cox' mp woman who got shot dead desu. stupid cunt likely deserved it, now shut the fuck up about it
>>29384591
Yeah he is trying to slip it under the radar the sneaky prick.
The timing of it couldn't have been any worse, Brexit was leading the polls before too. I can see why people over on /pol/ are saying it is a false flag, it is almost too perfect.
We need a miracle to win now.
>>29384630
Nah, it's all over. The media has linked the murder to the Brexit campaign effectively slandering them as terrorists. Terrorists don't win elections. It will probably be a landslide now.
>>29384628
>.05 euroshekels have been added to you account
>>29384630
I honestly feel awful for her family but what disgusts me most is the politiciseation of it all. It'd disguist me if I was a remainCuck too.
All hope might not be lost, was talking to my normie girlfriends last night and they were either out or undecided
>everyone who actually reads up on it wants to vote out
Sorry state of affairs lads.
Is it too late to register and vote in the referendum?
I was originally not bothered and leaning towards the remain side if I was forced but talking to a family member yesterday changed my mind and now I agree we should vote leave, have I left it too late?
>>29385002
Yeah, sorry mate. They extended the deadline and about 40,000 extra people registered
>>29385002
Too late m8
>>29384630
>>29384703
>>29384704
Ready for the all day coverage of her funeral/birthday on the 22nd? Gee isn't this convenient.
>>29385095
I can't believe it is actually on the 22nd. The remain shilling is going to be off the charts.
There is no way that wasn't a deliberate move.
>>29385247
>not leaving a funeral for more than a week after the death is a deliberate referendum move
:^)
I'm fairly concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29385296
Let me try to help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK doesn't and won't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29385296
If you vote Remain then nothing changes.
Surely that's better than voting Leave and hoping we don't get monumentally fucked over by recession and crime
>>29385095
If it comes out that this was an EU plot there will be riots in the street
>remain wins
>the EU takes more powers from Westminster
>the EU army is built
>the British army withers on the vine
>the EU becomes an undemocatic superstate
>the British public demand another referendum, the reeducation campaigns having no effect
>the eastern European EU army soldiers are sent in to suppress the riots
>Europe faces a never before seen wave of English terrorism inspired by the IRA
>britain rises from the ashes, more imperialist than ever
>nige takes the helm
>the 2016 battle of the Thames was just the beginning
>>29385321
Worry not about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, unfortunately, have to return.
>>29385337
Wow, it sounds as though the EU does a lot for us. There's no possible way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29385346
Don't mention it. Remember that we've been in the EU for over 30 years and that we simply couldn't survive outside it, we'd end up like isolationist Japan if we left. Not only that, but the leave campaign is headed by racists, bigots and supported by actual terrorists.
>>29385346
>>29385337
>>29385321
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eu shil pls leave reeeeeeeeeeee
>>29385296
>>29385321
>>29385328
>>29385333
>>29385337
>>29385346
>>29385365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y
You're not voting for the status quo by remaining, you're voting for permenant loss of sovereignty, possibly joining the Euro, Turkey joining the EU, permanent mass immigration, and worse than anything else it is turning your back upon centuries of British culture, tradition and history. It's a disturbing time when roughly half the electorate insist we are "European" instead of "British/English/Welsh/Scottish/etc", this is not just about economics, it's about our national identity and what will become of it in the coming decades.
What did you lads buy the big man for fathers day then
>>29385412
Dan Hannan makes a great case for leaving too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6FZ-V8w_8
>>29385412
>the only people who should make decisions for us are the establishment at Westminster
Good goy
>>29383444
Anyone else done with college and waiting till August to go back? Saved up money for the summer so just going to do nothing for three months now.
>>29385443
We can kick those people out if we so desire come election time, EU "politicians" are completely unaccountable, they receive huge salaries, higher than that of our MPs and PM, all of it from taxpayers money.
>>29385452
Yep, all these normies going on lad's holidays ;/////////
Want to go on a lad's holiday mate?
>>29385474
I genuinely can't think of anything worse
>>29385452
I am the same, nothing to do until uni goes back in September. Enjoying it so far, did the same last year and it was great. Flatmate was away for most of it too so had the whole place to myself.
>>29385471
Not really understanding the logic here. We elect MEPs just as we elect MPs, and they earn much the same as MPs.
>>29385494
That's a false equivalence. MEPs don't have the same power in the EU that MPs have in the UK.
They are completely different. MEPs can only vote on what the council, unelected, allows.
>>29385494
The european commission is completely unelected and unaccountable. They push through legislation and MEPs have no power to stop it.
>>29385494
I'm talking about the EU commission and the EU ministers, the ministers being in the hundreds who get paid out of our pocket.
Why do we elect MEPs to begin with? To maintain a facade that the EU is democratic. The EU Parliament is the only one in the world today where its members (MEPs) are not allowed to propose legislation, or to propose the repealing of leglisation. Leglisation is put forward by the European Commission, people we did not elect and cannot kick out.
>people still believe Turkey will ever join the EU
They won't, they'll never meet the conditions. And if by some miracle they did, Britain hold a veto, so migration isn't an issue unless a majority of British citizens vote in favour, and democracy is what you're after, right?
Anyone watching Sunday Brunch right now? I'd still fug Denise Van Outen
>>29385563
>they'll never meet the conditions
You say that like it makes a fucking difference.
>>29385602
>membership veto does not exist
>none of the current EU members would veto Turkey
>Greece and Cyprus would not veto Turkey
>>29385563
Turkey literally blackmailed the EU earlier this year with the migrant crisis deal in exchange for three billion euros and more, they have been fast tracked for EU membership and are going to receive Visa-free travel in the interim.
A veto does not mean we hold a nationwide vote on this, it means our government passes a majority decision in a vote. Given that Labour, the SNP and a chunk of the tories all want this, what makes you think we'll "veto" it? This country has NEVER veto'd any EU resolution.
There is little to no support for Turkey to join the EU at this point, it's actually quite funny how much they've been mugged off considering not in 2010 everyone was welcoming them
Made a vaporwave EP for my Dad for Father's Day, check it out lads
https://stevepowerjams.bandcamp.com/album/fathers-day-ep
>>29383756
Mines snuffed it too mate.
I don't do anything on Fathers Day, probably just going to get high.
Lads if Britain leaves the EU then it will fuck up my comfy life.
I work for a company based in London but I arranged a deal where I work remotely, and I can be anywhere in the world.
I travel around Europe full time. During the summer I am in Northern France and Germany. During the winter I go to Italy, Spain or Portugal. When I am feeling flush with cash I am in London or Paris. When I am trying to save money I am in Prague or a Greek island.
It's a comfy life, I worked hard to get it, and Brexit will fuck it up.
>>29385685
So we should suffer because you're the one in a million who actually benefits from the EU?
We're all in this together m8, suck it up
>>29385651
>visa free travel
Not an issue, doesn't affect us, not in the schengen zone
You want our publicly elected MPs making decisions? Well as you say, that's exactly what would happen in a proposed veto then, hooray 4 democracy
:)
>>29385697
How would you suffer?
>>29385723
350m quid a week and 100k immigrants/year destroying Britain's quality of life
>>29385711
>migrants go to germany
>5 years on they have EU passports
>free entry to the EU
poor b8 m8
>>29385732
>350m quid a week
:^)
Alright lads i have a plan....
Is anyone here from the Notts area that has not made their political stance known?
>Wear a remain t-shirt
>Meet me in city center
>I will wear UKIP attire
>Stab me to death and scream "JUSTICE FOR COX" over and over at the top of your lungs.
>If we stay i'm just gonna hang myself anyway so i have nothing to lose
We must start the counter attack boys.
>>29385738
The UK, rather. But you knew that.
>>29385740
Yes, 350M.
We get a portion of it back (about a third) which is spent by the EU, not us.
Imagine what we could do with 350M a WEEK.
>>29385732
350m a week is nothing. Literal chump change on the scale of finance that the government deals with.
Stop looking at national decisions through the lens of the individual
>>29385626
>he still hasn't realised EU regulated immigration (despite its flaws) is 100x better than the proposed system of British governed immigration
embarrassing tbqh
Thanks to everyone who showed up to the experiment comfy video cytube last night. Might give it another shot next weekend if the demand continues.
>>29385793
give it a rest you queer
>>29385732
The quality of life in Britain is already shit mate.
Everything costs a fortune, the same products sell in Europe and America for so much less, and the food there is shitty and expensive.
You should spend some time living in France or Italy mate. The quality of life is vastly better than the UK. Amazing cheap food, cheap rent, cheap booze. I can live like a king on the same salary i was struggling on in England, eating the shit quality food that British people seem to put up with.
You don't only want to fuck up my life, you want to fuck up your own chances of having a good life. Instead you want to be stuck on a cold, grey, rainy expensive island with a terrible quality of life.
>>29385765
>Yes, 350M.
>We get a portion of it back (about a third)
So its not 350m? Do you enjoy telling lies on the internet?
I bet you want Boris to be prime minister
>>29385810
Are you retarded?
Say I pay someone 350 quid, then they tell me I can have 100 back if I only spend it on pizza.
I'm still down 350 you imbecile.
>>29385829
It's still an insignificant amount of money
>>29385784
This. If people want to replace white Europeans with more pajeets then fine, but don't for a second think that Leave will make the UK any whiter or more British.
>>29385829
The EU uses that money to fund projects that a Tory government never would.
So it's more like you can keep your money as long as you are happy to never eat pizza again.
>>29384630
It was a government assassination. You were wondering what last desperate tricks remainer MPs had up their sleeves? This was it.
>>29385856
If the tories won't fund it then vote in something that will.
Can't do that with the EU.
Lads what's the most normie job? What kind of jobs do Chads have? What is the English name for Chad, anyway?
>>29385870
Well as a lot of people like to point out, it's unlikely Corbyn will actually be voted in so I'd like to have the EU there to limit the Tory's destruction of our country.
>>29385685
>what is a visa
Fuck off you cunt
>>29385895
>Tory's destruction of our country
There are more than just Conservative and Labour by the way.
>>29385895
>i'd like to have something i can't vote for try and do over something i can out of spite
>>29385900
You obviously have no idea how to get a visa and how a visa works. You need a job in that country. Not a job where you work remotely.
Educate yourself.
>>29385893
Events manager, Chad.
>>29385685
Yes, before the EU no one traveled anywhere and no one ever worked abroad. We all lived on streets called Broomstick Grove, watched documentaries about the British Empire and how things were going in the Sudan on 8 inch black and white televisions and ate liquid beef. Girls wore tweed underwear and boys had to do thirty six years of national service in the Army or Navy, and when they left they'd have to do it again backward but in a coal mine.
>>29385895
>muh bankers
>muh bonuses
>muh evul tories
>muh austerity
Why do Labour voters convince themselves that Britain was a utopia before 2010? New Labour ran this country into the ground, what we have now is just dealing with the fallout while largely continueing New Labour policies.
>>29385893
>What's the most normie job?
Sales.
>What kind of jobs do Chads have?
Finance, law, advertising.
>>29385939
I'm not working abroad in a way where I could get a working visa in that country.
I am working remotely for a British company.
You should concentrate more on reading posts properly than writing "hilarious" replies.
The thing with brexit as a movement and campaign is that the supporters behind it are so divided politically that their arguments are not coherent and often contradictory. They are a bit of a (to quote Mathew Parris) 'rainbow alliance' where they're temporarily united under the aim of UK 'control' and that is where it ends. Beyond that their aims are so different and diluted it's almost impossible to convince a majority to vote out as it just seems confusing and incoherent.
>>29385961
Then you wouldn't require a working visa, you would go on a holiday visa which were issued to you on entry and would be in the event of Brexit.
>>29385941
New Labour was shit, agreed. They were literally just as bad as the Torys. But Corbyn actually appears to be a decent human being who cares about equality, etc. Hence Blair attacking him at every opportunity. Short of the miracle of the Greens getting power or something I think Corbyn is the most realistic opportunity for actual political change. Politics has been shit for ages now and I think most people would agree that something needs to happen.
>>29385982
You can't stay in a country for very long on a holiday visa. Some countries offer 3 months, but that's the maximum.
Sometimes I like to stay in one place for six months and I'd like the option to stay for longer if I choose.
>>29385993
>But Corbyn actually appears to be a decent human being who cares about equality, etc.
Is that why he worships the dictator of Venezuela, a country that ran itself into the ground and made everyone equally poor based on the sort of policies that Corbyn would find acceptable?
Jeremy Corbyn is an idiot.
>>29385993
We had a PM with the same values as Corbyn, Harold WIlson. He fucked this country up royally for a few years.
Socialism doesn't work.
>>29383756
nope didnt get the chap anything, think hes going to be working in the garden, so im going to give me a hand and make him tea all day.
>>29386006
>>29386008
>implying what we have now is working
>>29385998
>i have an imaginary job that pays well enough for me to live in a country for six months at a time with no rental agreements
Most of those countries (with the possible exception of the Czech Republic) require that you register your existence there if you stay longer than two months, EU or no EU. You have to provide your passport, address and working agreements.
You'd know that if you had ever set foot in any of those places. In Austria it's called the Meldezettel. Germany have something very similar, as do France.
>>29386039
Not an argument. Corbyn/Sanders types can only make things worse and have always made things worse historically. I don't see Corbyn or the Greens doing any but promising mass welfare(debt) and free everything, which is obviously unsustainable, it's what New Labour did and it's what got us where we are now.
Alright lads we all have different political opinions none of you are actually going to win the other round. Favourite British comedies? Need one to watch to take ye pain away
>>29386043
>I can't think of anything to reply to you so I am going to accuse you of lying.
>Job that pays well enough
Don't you realize that the cost of living in most countries in Europe is lower than in the UK?
>Rental agreements
You never heard of AirBnB?
>Most countries require that you register your existence there if you stay longer than two month
I am aware of that mate. But how do you think they enforce it with no passport stamps? I've been dodging that for years with no consequences, because there's literally no way to enforce it.
Obviously you need to register if you want a bank account, but I don't need one because I get paid into my UK account.
>>29385829
Your example fits taxes and government spending in general just as well m8
>>29386084
Two Pints of Lager, Keeping up Appearances, My Hero, On the Buses
>>29386127
No it doesn't. The EU doesn't spend it on public services but bizarre pet projects and propaganda.
If I was pm I'd make everything I could public sector and encourage mass automation to pay for everyone's bennies
>>29386133
I assume you're being ironic, otherwise you have truly shit taste
>>29386145
Full communism you mean?
>>29385685
what is this job?
>>29386142
But it does. Do you consider farming subsidies and Cornwall's growth programme bizzare pet projects?
>>29386169
I work for a marketing agency. I basically write junk mail. Not exactly a noble profession but it pays decent, it's easy and I can do it from anywhere.
I usually go to a coffee shop, write for the first 3-4 hours of the day, and the rest of the time is my own. Which is another big advantage to working in an office because I used to have to make that 3-4 hours stretch out over a whole day.
>>29386183
EU damages farming, it's the first thing you learn about the EU's impact.
>Cornwall's growth
behave
>>29385961
Why don't you become a citizen of Germany while we're still in the EU then? It takes like two hours apparently.
>>29386164
we're going to at that point some day. might as well be ahead of the curve
>>29386240
The process might take 2 hours, but you need to be living in Germany for 8 years first.
>>29386192
>I basically write junk mail.
for advertising to the clients you mean? is it just spam?
>>29386232
>EU damages farming, it's the first thing you learn about the EU's impact.
Do explain. UK farms cannot hope to compete with the gigantic farms and economies of scale in the New World without subsidies, so either they have subsidies, close down, or consumers accept an extremely high price markup for "muh British".
>>29386276
I don't write email spam
I write marketing collateral. Leaflets, brochures, websites, the occasional direct mail letter.
>>29386261
No. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/living-in-germany
>>29386326
Doesn't say anything on that page about citizenship.
Look here:
https://www.justlanded.com/english/Germany/Germany-Guide/Visas-Permits/Citizenship
>>29386385
That page is for people from all countries, I think it's different for EU citizens.
>>29386408
Can you find me some info that says that? Because it wasn't on the gov.uk page you linked.
>>29386420
No because I'm lying.
What is everyone up to today then?
>>29386454
I don't know, should I go for a walk?
>>29386496
do it, walks are eternally brilliant
>>29386454
Lying in bed half crippled from my slave labouring minimum wage job hating life and dreading tomorrow
Also watching Ip man 3
>>29386496
I am quite tempted to go for a walk too. Not sunny outside and doesn't look like it is going to rain so ideal conditions.
I need to start doing more exercise and going for walks seems like a good solution
This is the most uncomfy britfeel thread in a while
>there are no undecided voters here
please take that shit to polbut thanks for stopping the wayfoo posters
>>29386518
Only until the results are in lad, take it easy. Things are going to get much more uncomfy whatever the result is.
>>29386496
>>29386505
>>29386515
Go for a walk lads.
I had a great one yesterday. Just picked a random direction that I'd never gone in before and walked 45 minutes there and back. Found a nice Italian delicatessen, an interesting looking bar/cafe with outdoor seating, and a shop that sells American sweets. Also a huge water treatment machine that I enjoyed watching for a bit.
It was great to be outside, and great to walk. Really upped my mood and gave me less stress.
>>29386518
Sorry lad, its just a rather big issue and i feel offened when people are willing to provided their arsehole and democratic rights to the European commission
>>29386555
Thanks lad, sounds like a good idea.
I wish I didn't live in a city now, walking in the countryside is much comfier. I suppose I could take a drive out of town, not like I have anything else to do anyway
FUCK OFF TO /POL/ YOU FUCKING TWATS
Right, morning lads. Popping to Spar to get some fags. Will see if they have any Mars drink in.
>>29386584
Go on http://www.forestry.gov.uk/, find the nearest forest, drive to it, park up and walk around.
You won't regret it mate. Those places can be really magical. Fingers crossed there is one reasonably close.
>>29386579
You seem like exactly the type of retard who would vote for Brexit, you can't even spell.
It's a shame you can't blame the EU for your shitty education. You should blame someone though because you communicate like a literal retard.
>>29383756
Yeah I got him a box of golf balls
I'm heading down there now for my Sunday dinner
>>29386646
>Not caring about the vote
I think we should throw you into the sea. Smoking is degenerate anyway.
>>29386674
I have got autism and struggle to spell
I wouldn't expect a remain voter to have any sympathy for someone in my position or any of the working class for that matter.
>>29386650
That is a fantastic website, I had no idea that existed. Thanks mate!
This is my nearest one:
http://scotland.forestry.gov.uk/visit/cardowan
Off for a drive after lunch by the looks of things
>>29386296
first result on google
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/eureferendum/11382216/Liz-Truss-EU-rules-are-hurting-British-farmers.html
educate yourself
>>29386754
Nice one. Didn't know you were in Glasgow otherwise I'd have suggested here specifically:
http://scotland.forestry.gov.uk/visit/lennox-forest
I grew up very close by and spent a lot of my time as a teenager walking up there. Used to walk for fucking miles.
It's also near Campsie Glen etc, beautiful place. About 12 miles out from the city center.
>>29386147
>any of that
>shit taste
FOY
>tfw no dad
I-I was just so alpha intimidated him in to leaving when I was a baby, right lads?
>>29386720
I'm voting Leave, but I don't feel the need to spam a comfy thread with a hundred posts of arguing about bullshit
>>29386750
It's Leave voters that won't have any sympathy for you. Their philosophy is "every man for themselves"
You've autismed yourself into voting against your interests mate. You've cucked yourself basically.
>>29386830
>trying to cuck me into voting for the jewish elite
Nice try
>>29386818
Sorry mate, I'll pipe down for a bit.
>>29386854
You've cucked yourself, autismo.
>>29386650
>nearest forest to me is 30-minute drive along an M-road
Why must life constantly throw these obstacles at us
>>29383444
Lost my virginity last night lads
Got grounded for staying out late but was worth it
>>29384630
Maybe we need to murder an OUT MP
>>29386971
Yeah, someone needs to drape themselves in an lgbt flag and hack a ukip member to death, that would throw a spanner in the remain campaign.
>>29387031
it wouldn't get much coverage
>>29386454
lying in bed playing cs:go.
It's my day off and I have nothing else to do/look forward to.
Lads I think you should post a picture of your one true love who is also a chinese cartoon character
lads im falling for the /fit/ meme and while i feel better personally it doesnt stop me being a sperg, now im just a sperg who can lift heavier objects, what was the point
>>29387116
Girls will think you're attractive before you open your mouth
>>29387136
hasn't happened yet pal
>>29387116
Girls will find your clumsiness and awkwardness attractive now.
I've fallen for the /fit/ meme too and brought a gym membership recently as well as trackies/ a bike/ and some weights
>>29387098
Sounds like a good plan lad
>>29387150
Need to get bigger arms and shoulders then
>>29387098
I'm on it lad. I need to make something up for this to be an original comment, this should be enough
>>29386806
Thanks, I will investigate these ones throughout the week. I am still pretty new to Glasgow so don't really know it that well
Fucking hell lads, DOOM is pretty fun.
Any of you lads got some comfy yourtube channels you watch?
Im a fan of yahtzee's https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Q4WBqNtMF_2GbIsGjic4A
>>29387650
This guy called David Dean Burkhart, he makes music videos mostly using old films, a lot of it is really comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJB9EMpRlA
Reviewbrah is also top tier comfy, basically an autistic guy who reviews food and drinks, also has a 2-3 hour podcast where he just talks about random stuff, nightwalking, short wave radio, etc
Fuck fathers day
Fuck the vote
Lets talk about Monica
>>29387796
I want to lick Monica's curry hole
>>29387098
Shut the fuck up weeb. I'm electing myself alpha male of this thread. You over feminized faggots are gonna learn the hard way.
>>29387809
t.beta male projection society
>>29387806
Grim image nigii
My grandma had a cerebrovascular accident (CVA) / stroke today
>>29387891
I remember when your grandma gave me a stroke lad ;)
Hope she's okay
>>29387116
Just don't fall for the training legs meme
Lads I've just had an epiphany, we're all going to find happiness soon, I promise
I haven't had sex in over a week because my girlfriend has the flu.
It's a fucking nightmare. Not sure how you lads cope with never having sex.
>>29387995
You can't miss what you've never gotten.
>My life in a nutshell
>>29387922
I fell for it unfortunately, squats every workout.
Should have just been like the curlbro lads I looked down upon at the beginning
Poleaboo woke up about an hour ago
Shaved, showed, now plucking the hair from his hands
>>29387995
I got the worst handjob ever yesterday
How do I get into football?
I'm 24, never had a father figure so it totally went past me for most of my life, probably a big reason why i never became a normie.
>>29388018
le story time!
>>29388009
Yeah you probably have no idea about some of the best feels, like when you achieve something difficult etc.
>>29387995
>>29388009
This, my autist friend just lost his virginity and now he can't stop talking about sex. Before he didn't really give a shit, he would just talk about footy and GOT
laaaaaaaaaaaaaads
Poleaboo is a rank 1 on Hearthstone
5 wins from Legend
Laughing out loud at this leaflet.
The Leave campaign really know who their supporters are - people who are too stupid to even know where the UK is on a map without it being labeled.
>>29388119
>>>/pol/
I can't wait for this shit to be over.
>>29388119
>Muh nasty racist
>>29388029
She just squeezed it to hard I couldn't come and it really hurt plus her fake nails kept catching the head.
Was very awkward
Anyone used adultwork.xxx before? Any good experiences on it?
>>29388178
I stick to local agencies, just so I can drag a few people down with me if I get done. They've got more to lose with crap service as well, girls on adultwork will just change their name.
>>29388197
>>29388178
Prostitution is illegal, evil and a sin
>>29388197
Any good punts from the agencies?
>>29385680
is your dad an edgy fuckboi ?
>>29388230
No its not lad look at the law. You are allowed to pay for sex as long as it isn't in a public place, she is owned by a pimp, only 1 escort at a location, and it is consensual.
>>29388158
Why would I go to /pol/?
Have you ever been there? It's not a political discussion board. It's a place for 19 year old edgy virgins to blame others for their failings, retards trying to rage against the system because no one liked them in high school.
>>29388248
I don't give a DAMN about your smoke and mirrors legal loopholes boy, it IS illegal.
>Petition to cancel the referendum after that MPs murder.
Fucking liberals man.
>>29388281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom
JESUS IS IN MY COCK!!!
>>29388301
fuckin hell go nuts them mate fuck all the whores you want!!!! Might go get some myself m8!
>>29388178
Never rented someone from it. Did find a cousin on there though, messaged her and she refused to let me make a booking.
>>29388344
I've already had 1 on Friday m8. I would avoid Polish and Romanians they are a bit cold compared to English mature women.
OFFICIAL COLLOQUIAL TERMS OF ENDEARMENT POWER RANKINGS
Mate (can be used personally and impersonally, creates a nice friendly tone across the board) >> Lad (good among the right crowd. Can be a social faux pas if in the wrong context) >>> pal (only okay in limited regions with working class white van men) >>>>> buddy (get out of my sight) >>>>>>>> dude (yes. Even if used ironically)
>>29388284
But that's something the Brexiters would do, they know it's a lost cause now so they're buying time
Lads what was the point your life turned to shit?
For me it was when I failed my times tables test in primary school. My dad started taking control of me in a very strong way at that point, and although he was well meaning, ultimately he destroyed any potential I had for happiness and a future as an adult outside the family home.
>>29388418
>>29388418
>>29388418
this feel desu I really need her
>>29388446
Probably when I was 15 and in bed with a girl and kissing her and didn't make the move on her. Regretted it ever since.
>>29388443
im not going to argue with your retardation.
Does anyone have a link to the video of louie? I tried searching my youtube history but I couldn't find it, was the video deleted?
Lads should I get with a 51 year old escort on Friday? I'm 24, apparently she does rimming and BJ's without condom.
>>29388496
>Fell for the escort meme.
>>29388446
Yeah it started when my mother, my siblings and I ran away from my father who was arrested for physical, sexual, domestic abuse and whatnot. My mum is an emotional wreck, and my brother and sister can't help but hate me because I'm the living reminder of my dad (different dad to them) who was such a horrible cunt to them, I was only a baby at the time and he didn't abuse me. My mum loves me but is sort of scared of me so I try 24/7 to be as nice as possible, my grandmother hates me purely because I'm the living proof of her daughter's poor life choices, having a bastard etcetera and the rest of my family are either actively disliking of my family or disinterested in me so I have nobody to get advice from, I'm going away to university this year and I'm so fucking scared my mum is going to do something stupid.
Sorry lads, bit of a vent,
>>29388521
What if you spoke to them and told them to stop treating you based on your father?
>>29388475
Honestly mate if you were in that position at age 15 then you are a turbo normie.
When I was 15 no girl would ever have gotten into bed with me, absolutely no way.
>>29388521
That is shit lad. Sorry to hear you have such a tough family life.
Going away to university is a great opportunity to start living life in your own way. You'll meet loads of people there, and none of them will judge you for someone else's crimes like your family has.
>>29388472
Original reaction gif
>>29388472
Why not get with "her" then post your experience would love to read that shit. I think it would be a mix of disgust and intrigue.
>>29385680
I like this. The repetition of samples has a krautrock feel in places.
>>29388570
Don't know if she's up for it desu
If she is, of course I would
>>29388491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Took me 2 secs, just typed in r9k on youtube
>>29388658
What is this?
Missed the boat here
>>29388658
He needs to go cold turkey from what? Thought the dad was going to kill his mom at one point. The mom is weird as fuck desu.
>>29388491
Why do you insist on spelling it like a fucking retard?
>>29388715
Autist named Louis posted this video on britfeel to show how his dad is a psycho, it spread to the rest of r9k and other boards. Some people took Louis' side, others took his dad's side, as far as I know poor Louis never showed up again because of the shitstorm that ensued.
>>29388658
The dad is right in this situation and the mom is a bitch. He actually cares while the mom is enabling him.
>>29388545
I have, my relationship with them has improved but they live pretty far away. I'm hopeful it'll keep getting better
.>>29388551
Thanks, I'm excited for uni, nervous of course but yeah I'm looking forward to it, cheers for the words of encouragement
>>29388793
Fuck me, I didn't think stuff like that actually existed.
Both the Dad and the kid are wrong here assuming he actually is a shut in who never leaves his room expecting parents to enable him.
Assume the Dad is drunk?
>>29388797
>mom
Like a lot of famililes they both care, they just have a very different way of approaching the situation. The mum cares too much about her little boy so she ends up enabling him, the dad takes the stricter approach and doesn't coddle him, but he also goes too far in telling him to kill himself and that he's a basket case. Then you have Louis who sits there in silence, crying at the end because he feels powerless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
Sad to listen to, not knowing the context beyond this video, both the mum and dad are understandable really. The dad's frustration and sadness is clear, he wants a better life for his kid, his mum wants his happiness. I'm inclined to think that the dad, while not handling it well is correct in that it's a slippery slope and people do stagnate. All depends on the extensiveness and age of Louis. From the dad's comments at the end it seems he's about 14-19 at most.
>>29388979
Think it is his stepdad. If that is true, then he is seriously overstepping his mark in the video if it is real.
Listening to that make me realise I am much more of a normie than I thought.
>>29388379
You missed 'squire' and 'chief'.
>>29388269
Go to /pol/, you're no better.
>Dismissing other peoples opinions.
>Strawman
>Playing on stereotypes as part of a counterargument.
>Making shit up.
Off you go, with the rest of your ilk.
>>29386646
>Mars drink
Absolutely top.
>>29389139
Galaxy milkshake is god tier desu. Tastes like liquid gold.
>Sister has come home from uni and has occupied downstairs so I'm reduced to only leaving my room to go to the toilet
>Living on protein shakes I can make in the bathroom to keep me alive
>>29389116
I'm sorry that you are a thick cunt mate. Must be terrible to be on the same level as immigrants so you're worried about them competing with you for shit jobs and shit housing.
People like me love the EU because it helps us make money. Since you're too thick to make proper money I'm not surprised you want to leave. You're basically no better than a thick immigrant, and I don't care if thick cunts like you are from Birmingham or Bratislava, you're all the same to me. And that's what terrifies you eh?
>>29389209
is she fit, whats her number?
>>29389209
you're afraid of your sister? the fuck.
>>29389224
no and no
>>29389242
i have social anxiety in general and usually i'm always comfortable in the house until she comes home.
>>29383444
fucking hell lads, so hung over today.
got drunk without having any dinner last night
>>29388269
You just described r9k though
>>29388232
Quite a few mate. Check reviews first, you don't want to get a lazy cow.
>>29388730
Sitting in his room all day playing video games and masturbating, contributing nothing to society or his household
>>29388446
>times tables
worthless knowledge
>"You wont always have a calculator with you!"
- maths teachers everywhere who didn't have the foresight to realise phones will eventually become small computers
>>29388269
>It's a place for 19 year old edgy virgins to blame others for their failings,
You seem to be mistaking /pol/ for bernouts
>>29389377
All he knows is to sit in his room all day, it's hard to get yourself to do something different
>>29389273
>brit/lgbt/
>not brit/fag/
Disappointing
>>29389389
Even the first mobile phone I had 19 years ago had a calculator in it.
>>29389415
>fag
foy
>>29389372
Do you do anything to get rid of nerves beforehand like get a drink or two? Or do you get more relaxed the more times you do it?
>>29389459
I don't get nervous any more. I don't think drinking before doing something illegal is a good idea desu.
>>29389459
I have banged over 500 brassers by now mate. My nervous days are over.
>>29389591
Over 500? Fuck off mate, how could you possibly have done that?
>>29389591
Jesus mate. Assuming it costs at least 50, that's 5000 quid out the window
>>29389627
25k m8.
Any stories of the best punt you have ever had? Like hearing this shit desu.
>>29389610
I'm a bit older than most people here, I'm 52. For the past 20 years I've been going to a brass every 2 weeks without fail. It's the main thing that keeps me sane. I live in London so it's been no problem to go to a different one every time. New girls pop up every day, and I've had the pleasure of being a girl's first punter a few times.
>>29389627
I'm down a lot more than that. Now that I'm flush I usually pay for 2 hours, I'd estimate that on average that costs 250 these days. Used to be cheaper.
20 years ago you could get an hour for 50 quid. But it's been 100 quid minimum for a long time.
>>29389659
5 quid a pop?
>>29389679
Nah he said assuming it costs 50 per each one and he has had 500
500 X 50 = 25k not 5k kek.
I went out for drinks with work colleagues last night, the bar had cocktails for 2 for 10 quid. Fine. We all bought our share, many drinks were had. Last drink of the night and the woman I sit opposite to at work, Alison, asked if I wanted a drink. Sure I'd love one, no problem. So we leave, and as we're walking to the taxi place, she says I owe her a fiver for the drink. I think she's joking and laugh it off. Today my boss texted me to say please can you bring in the 5 on Monday because Alison is pissed off. I guess technically I owe her the money but it seems petty to me. If the situation was reversed I'd never ask for the money back, and I earn less that she does! But whatever, it's properly fucked me off. I'm tempted just to stick a 50 note to her desk on Monday and tell her we're settled for life. Am I wrong to be so irritated by this?
>>29389728
I misread it as 5000 escorts
>>29389760
just give it to her in a bag of 20p coins or summat
>>29389659
Best punt I ever had was with a little chinese girl, she must have been 18 or 19, no older. And, to be honest, she could have been younger.
Got her from a little brothel on Brewer Street run by a Chinese gang. It's not there anymore, this was 2001, and things have tightened up in Soho. Not many brothels there at all anymore.
Anyway, she was on her knees giving me a blowjob and I spunked in her mouth. Instinctively I grabbed her long chinky hair and wiped the end of my cock with it. She was so submissive that she let me wipe my cock clean with her hair. It's the first time I ever really felt powerful, like I was above another person. I loved it.
That's the feeling I chase when I visit a brass. Yes it's good to fuck every now and then, but it's the power and degradation that I love the most. Has to be the real thing too, no stupid BDSM games.
