From the lands of the sand people comes a new threat to American mice! In a new and horrifying collection of photos recovered from a war zone in the Mouse Islamic Center for Extremists and Inhumane Sentencing (MICE-IS), you can see firsthand the brutality used by MICE-IS in the execution of an American mouse.
(Someone requested I use the bottled mice from yesterday to do this so I did.)
>>29185393
The fuck is going, are those real mice?
>>29185458
They're from the thread yesterday...
>>29164097
I had them bottled in alcohol. I don't know if the thread is gonna 404 but that's a link to it.
>>29185479
Not the newfag you replied to, but I remember that thread. Nice to see you again, m80.
> We have a visual commander
> Unfortunately if we bomb them we would kill the hostages
Fucking kek.
The absolute madman.
I love you OP, from the bottom of my heart.
this is very gross. but I am still drawn to it
>>29185560
quote: your mom
wtf OP hahaha
I fucking loved it
reading this thread - me
>>29185526
haha thanks
>>29185556
N-No homo...
>>29185560
Like a mouse to a trap with 13 month old rotten peanut butter?
> We have prepared a message for you American mice
> Stop blaming us for 7/11 (all the Reece's bars we stole)... you know it was the Jews that did that
> We have grown tired of diplomacy - years old preserved blood will be shed!
>>29185479
I wasn't in that thread, can you explain where these mice came from? You didn't kill them, did you?
Holy shit this is gold. Thank you OP
>>29185393
This fucking board hahaha
>>29185649
this file name top fucking kek
originalocommentario
>>29185622
> Nice dubs... they remind us of the caliber of rifle we use to shoot at capitalist pigs
>>29185642
> Reading your mind to find the opportune time to strike - me
>>29185655
I killed them with traps, and not the transsexual kind
>>29185680
>>29185689
> You think this is some sort of American laugh thing?
>>29185393
Dude holy fucking shit hahahahaha
Why does r9k need original comments? Reposts are not fucking comments to posts
fucking madman
kek
Damn man, this thread is going to be epic. Pls post more OP
Pic related is some dead animal skeleton I found few weeks ago
>>29185707
> Do not glorify excrement by elevating it to the realm of Allah - one more word from you heretic and we'll send our trained operatives to chew into your serial boxes in the middle of the night and wake you up with a cacophonous rustling much like the rustling of capitalist pig-jimmies from those reading this manifesto!
>>29185393
Dropping a squirming fetus into alcohol is not quick or humane OP.
>>29185720
I agree... the spam filter is terrible too. I tried writing an original song once and it was marked as spam because of the formatting.
>>29185776
> Soon their skeletons will litter the land! It is almost time for the glorious execution...
>>29185856
No one cares what you do to fetuses - see Roe vs. Wade
> Enough chit chat... We will execute the first hostage immediately
> We have covered him in highly flammable liquor (haram so we kill two birds with one stone by destroying it)
> Any last words capitalist pig?
>>29185940
rip in peace, ratto
>>29185940
Sleep tight, madama
grade A autism
>>29185957
>>29185973
>>29185985
> IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, JUSTICE IS SERVED
>>29186030
ALLAHU AKBARoriginal original suck a nut nut
Holy shit he actually went and did it
Bravo OP
>>29185393
wow fuck i was in that thread and had no idea you were planning this fuck me man gg
>>29186038
>>29186071
> The capitalist pig begged for death, and now he has gotten his wish!
> Truly Allah is a merciful god
I don't even know what to feel. Interest is the only word that springs to mind.
>>29186128
Any ideas for other scenarios? Someone suggested I could make a bit of money off this... I don't know how to go about doing that...
> Uh, commander, I think your toast is ready
>>29185393
Holy shit, the filenames, the banter, the fact that you even came up with an acronym for MICE-IS.
I'd buy you a drink OP. People like you keep me from killing myself.
>>29185393
Okay, I thought your last thread was tame, but this, this is hilarious!
>>29186175
> He isn't enraged that American mice are being treated so barbarically...
>>29186202
Haha. If you want to donate some dogecoin to MICE-IS or its affiliates here's my address
DMDCFm4eBd3rQnBZmPENJUt7XKiNUhnwdr
> Keeps you from killing yourself by killing you ourselves and bottling you in alcohol
>23 posters in thread
>37 replies
Stop samefagging you sick freak. Fuck you.
>>29186186
Stop fagging around and continue the story
I expect a decapitation scene and a follow up orbital drone strike immediately
>>29186341
A lot of normies didn't think the last one was tame... I wonder how they'd react to this...
> But wait... brothers, I think I see something coming towards us
> Something big... a... a ... guy even bigger than Bane
> Is it... is it... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
>>29185655
Your problem with this is that someone killed the mice? You really can't see the forest for the trees
>>29186424
You're a fucking idiot
Really
>>29186459
Oh shit nigga
originalo macarano
>>29186459
>A guy even bigger than Bane
>>29186482
For you
baneisoriginal
>>29186477
Nice dubs
>>29186482
Even bigger than that guy...
> PEW
> PEW PEW PEW
> (Wilhelm Scream)
> PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
> PEW
> 'Murica
>>29186577
you too brobot
>>29186474
an* fucking idiot, you shithead
>>29186577
USA USA USA !
thanks op
>>29186605
> Victory over MICE-IS has been achieved
> Over the dead mouse the normies will grieve
> Celebrations will be had in Tel Aviv,
> Sorry if this whole series made you heave (not)
Why don't I have a friend like you to hang out with? This is the cat's pajamas.You should do the crucifixion of Cheesus Crust next.
>>29186777
Noice trips. That plus asking for the crucification confirms you for the Vatican's meme agent...
>>29186696
Haha thought that was gonna be an original pic desu...
> WHAT WILL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE ASHES OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
THISis an original thread
Could you put mice on strings?
>>29187001
So I can play them like a marionette? That may be a good idea. Even though they're in alcohol I use gloves to handle them because you can never be too safe about things like hanta virus or the plague. If I did the string thing I could even make videos maybe...
>>29186953
>so low even a Jew would pay it
comedy gold, anon
>>29187082
yes, a show none of us shall forget.
how old are your childrens? when do they begin deteriorating?
>>29187128
What's even more comedy gold is what I just saw on plebbit...
Wait for it - butthurt moralfags incoming in the comments.
>>29187244
> Check em
Some of them are like 2 years old, some are from the last couple of months... the oldest mice I have now are the 2 year old ones, but I have a couple of lizards that are 7 years old that still look as fresh as the day I bottled them...
The keks in this lereddit thread are real guys...
The filenames are like icing on cake.
>>29186753
Thanks man, you have seriously made my day.
>>29187302
it's sad they jerkoff to other sites content.
do you refrigerate them? it may be a good idea to trap new mice for the show, don't want limbs popping off mid dance.
>>29187353
>>29187443
Glad you guys liked it! Any suggestions for future scenarios? I have the lizards too. I don't want to mess up my pet toad (so I can have her preserved for my whole life) but other than the toad and the fish everything should be fair game to make scenarios for...
>>29187456
Now we can turn the tables... some seriously stupid but funny stuff is happening in that thread... I'll save the best part for a little while but... it's strange.
I don't use wild mice refrigerated or fresh because of the chances of them having hanta virus (a basically incurable virus that kills you). I'm almost positive the alcohol destroys this virus as it destroys every other virus I can think of. If I got mice from a pet store I could probably use them fresh but then they'd be too tempting to eat...
>>29185393
where to cop mini m16's?
>>29187575
I'd check the reddit thread out but I don't want to get cancer.
I reallly did enjoy the show though. You should make it a semi regular thing. As for ideas, i'm not very smart or creative so that's left up to the smarter ones.
>>29187600
>>29187575
also, do your mouse traps catch them alive?
>>29187575
Also is anyone making an image compilation thing out of this? Would make it easier to keep track of stuff if you continue doing it.
>>29186397
See the rat in the right backgrounds facial expression. It looks like a greedy hew. That's what you're turning into.
>>29187600
>>29187640
The guns are from super-cheap knock off action figures called "The Corps." The figures with accessories are literally a dollar at Wal-Mart , or at least they were 10-12 years ago when I got them.
The mouse traps catch them dead by slamming down on their head... The mouse I call Popeye has its eyes popping out from the impact.
>>29187637
The cancer continues to spread... they have a guy in that thread pretending to be me... (pic related). He is even answering peoples questions as if he is me... I keked with the force of over 9,000 Tsar Bombas.
>>29187740
What a fucking faggot .
What about having some sort of lizard vs mouse war... WITH NO SURVIVORS
Have the lizards going around lynching mice or some shit. I dunno
>>29187740
have you ever been mouse fishing? if you have a lot of mice in your house, you could set up an empty plastic bottle with some peanut butter inside. tie a string to the mouth of the bottle so you can pull on it to turn the bottle upright. just have to wait for a mouse to crawl inside.
>>29187575
if you went to a pet store rats would serve better purpose.
>>29187740
>mouse I call Popeye has its eyes popping out from the impact
heh, I name my roaches sometimes too.
>>29186577
>willhelm scream
I lost it
Op, good job
>>29187785
Actually the thing about the lizards being Jews yesterday was apparently pretty funny, and someone else wanted me to do the crucifixion... I could do that and make the lizards the Jews crucifying mouse Jesus...
>>29187866
Sounds pretty fun... I have my bb gun that I use to shoot the mice that get past the traps, but that sounds like it would actually work... Then I would have live mice for my experiments...
Keking so hard at this guy on reddit right now... I'm thinking about sending him a creepy message or replying to his so called true posts with pics of my timestamped mice which he so conveniently didn't provide...
>>29187942
That scenario would be pretty fun.
You could fuck his shit up but then it'd look like you were attention whoring. That said, it'd be fun to watch him squirm.
>>29186577
>(Wilhelm Scream)oregano oreganalio
>>29188005
Well then maybe I won't actually mess with him... I pay enough to my Jewish oncologist in the first place... I'll just leave it to whoever screencaps this to expose the conspiracy.
>>29188093
Yeah I guess. I hope someone is screencapping it. Cause i'm a fat lazy fuck and I aint doing it. Any idea if/when you'll be doing another one?
>>29188121
I may try to do one this afternoon (but may not post it for a while), maybe next week... maybe a long time from now. I too am a lazy neckbeard and sometimes just get too lazy to do things.
>>29186777
>Why don't I have a friend like you to hang out with?
My current feeling, great job OP. The batnz are fantastic
>>29188236
Fair enough, I just don't wanna miss it. Hopefully i'll catch it
Buy some firecrackers and make a suicidal one.
>>29188358
o this
replicate the c4 execution.
IF you end up getting live ones, do the burning alive in a cage thing. Complete with slomo and lens flare.
>>29188358
>>29188475
THIS +1^
ALLAH MICEBAR
>>29188611
Nice dubs.
Praise kek
>>29188358
>>29188440
It might be hard to do that cause people think I'm a cereal killer and if they see me buying explosives they'd probably have me v&. Maybe I can cut off a bunch of match heads and mix them with cap gun caps and make a tiny explosion that way.
Unrelated story... one time I made a "rocket" and videoed it about to launch... it blew up on the launchpad instead. I had showed some other students this and they apparently told the teacher I made a bomb. Luckily I was able to explain it and the teacher was cool, but still...
>>29188475
I would but I'd probably get in trouble for animal abuse if I did that...
>>29188654
Eh if you're not cool ith that then I get it. You should definately blow one up though. You'd probably be fine with firecrackers
I'm the one that called your house shit yesterday, I'm sorry for being rude senpai
>>29188966
nice dubs mate
originalo
>>29188654
Hey OP, are you in the southeast US? GA maybe even? My grandma lives down there and that dirt with the pine needles looks identical to her backyard.
Not trying to doxx, just curious. Used to play army men in that same dirt and it brought back memories.
Fun show, thanks for the keks!
>>29188654
>snitching normies
fucking losers. perhaps it's time to move onto slightly bigger rats, if you know what I mean.
>>29188475
>>29188654
as funny as that would be, don't do cruel stuff to living ones please
This thread with OP is original content, the only original content I have seen for years on this board.
OP became a legend today. Good work. OP was not a faggot.
>>29188966
Maybe your life will be spared then
>>29189030
Yea... in the Southern Appalachians.
>>29189204
The people on plebbit probably think I've already moved on to bigger rats...
>>29189349
I won't.
>>29189375
The idea of this board was a place for the misfits of society... now it has just devolved into a place for normies and "robots" who don't do anything cool to argue about sex and wageslavery.
OP i hope you kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>29190126
>triggered by dead vermin
>>29190126
rudeseriously shut the fuck up
>>29190192
>>29190193
kys scum
suck my dick is that original enough for you
>>29190267
That tiny thing? It looks like a raisin. No thanks, I need a real man, not some sissy boy that is triggered by dead mice.
This has got to be the funniest thread i've seen on here in a while. Nice one Op
>>29190358
>roleplaying
You have been muted for 5 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Best thread I've seen here gj
OP this is magical
>>29190487
>>29190548
>>29190385
Do any of you guys remember the hole troll thread?what if I told you that was me
>>29190126
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>>29191330
Dang it that's not the really good one... it was the toad powered piss bottle thread...
>>29191366
>>29191330
this is incredible
upload your vids to zippcast dude.
Where's the squirrel head?
>reddit losing their mind to op playing with dead mice
Is this attitude the reason why normies can't be original and their memes are so dull and tame?
And OP, if you don't like redditors reposting your posts and pics, you can avoid that by mentioning Reddit in them. Some subreddits, including /r/4chan, don't allow reposts which straight mention Reddit. Hiro could troll them by adding a "Shoo shoo, Reddit" stamp to every post by default.
>>29185393
You know that taxidermy is a skill that requires more than just preserving the body's and putting plastic weapons right?
You should learn to do the real thing, then you would stop being a freak
>>29191618
Shut up this thread is better than all the grabage that gets posted here time and time again
>>29192111
What? But I do like this thread.
Thanks for these threads OP, best stuff I've seen in awhile. How old are you? If you don't mind me asking:)
based OP
you're fucking hilarious mate
>>29192332
ah, misread your post there anon. My bad
