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I'LL DO IT THEN EDITION
morning lads, hope you all have a nice day today. weather looks a little less bright today, but still quite hot.
It's too hot today lads. Cool down with a waifu post.
>>29115929
Time to stop forcing this shitty gimmick mate
don't go about your day without acknowledging the 6 gorillion that died in the holocaust!
oy vey! good goyim! vote REMAIN!
got a girl coming over tonight
how do I make sure my mum doesn't disturb us or isn't in?
>>29116471
Can't you just tell her that?
>>29116483
no she said I'm not allowed to bring girls back, I'm in my mid 20s ffs
>>29116509
What's her problem?
>>29116230
Better shut it down, We know.
>tfw waking up to leftover pizza breakfast
>tfw you pick up the two fused remaining slices and a spider was underneath
>tfw day ruined before it began
>>29116533
she thinks that if i ever get a wife i'll leave and never talk to her again, which is true
>>29116471
murder her then put her remains in a soup and feed them to the girl you've got coming over
>>29116647
Your mother is trying to coddle you into being a 50 yo virgin. Best thing you can do is get away from her.
is there anything worse than waking up with a filthy hangover and it being a scorcher out
i missed a bunch of exams, anyone dropped out of university because they just didnt like it? what a fucking waste of time and money
still probably just resit them though
>voting remain huh, I bet those 6 million meant nothing
What did he mean by this?
Went to basic training for the army back in October but ended up leaving because of my girlfriend. Transferred to reserve but then she broke up with me anyway.
Did I fuck up?
>>29116164
mio
ocococ
>>29117307
>no army job
>no gf
>did I fuck up
what do you think
>It's another neighbours are hammering on the walls episode
ARGHHHHHH WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LET ME SLEEP IN FOR ONCE!!!!
Stomach's giving me gip again, fucking quartz.
>>29116164
Fuck it, in for waifus
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
They were supposed to do major roundabouts but while driving there Poleaboo stalled a couple of times and made a few other fuck up (first lesson in 2 weeks)
So his instructor in a unusually but not overtly frustrated and aggressive tone said "forget it, we'll save major roundabouts for next lesson"
and instead we just did regular driving
Waste of time and waste of money
>>29116164
>>29117335
Beat me to it
Oreganoblox
>>29117381
In reserves though at least
Does listening to louie's father make anyone else sad? Like he's talking through the video to you directly?
[Friend Poleaboo smoked weed and went drinking/gambling/strip club with] AKA "Friend" 1
hear about Poleaboo?
[Guy on Poleaboos course, spoke a handful of times, English, nice, thought to be 3rd or 4th closest thing to a friend] AKA "Friend" 2
No man, what happened?
"Friend" 1
ummm, keep it to yourself but hes was arrested
and wont be finishing last semester
"Friend" 2
fuck, yeah don't worry I won't tell anyone. Why was he arrested?
"Friend" 1
its not totally confirmed yet, but i think at the very least stalking/harassment
of [POLISH GIRL] from our class
"Friend" 2
bloody hell, how did you hear about this?
"Friend" 1
i'd rather not say, but not from Poleaboo
"Friend" 2
kk
"Friend" 1
the guys from 4chan outted him
if you check his blog, you'll see why
"Friend" 1
like I said, please don't share this with anyone else in our uni, but here is his blog: https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
"Friend" 2
have you got a link or anything? I dont regularly use 4chan so not an expert in navigating it
dont worry I wont
and thanks
"Friend" 1
"My tutorial class has 13 girls, decent looking, I would rape half of them given the chance, and 1 guy other than myself, that beta orbiter I mentioned earlier. I think all the guys immigrated to different groups, rules are somewhat loose. I just kept to myself, set apart from everyone else and looked over my answers, got some stuff wring, other stuff was a bit confusing but I have got the hang of it all now."
"Friend" 1
o.O
"Friend" 2
fucking hell, I havent gotten that far down yet
"Friend" 1
also; he put a hidden camera in the house toilet, when eh was living with two girls last year, and then proceeded to upload it
"Friend" 2
Bloody hell
"Friend" 1
yeah its messed up; let me know when youve finished it
pretty heavy stuff
"Friend" 2
Just finished now, some craxy stuff in there
"Friend" 1
yep yep yep
there is more, but posts are still floating around 4chan boards
i think its in /brits/
do not reply to the currywog mutant
Had to send in extra ID to verify my electoral roll registration.
So took pictures of my ID.
Send them an e-mail with what I thought were pictures of my ID.
Accidentally sent 5 pictures of eggman.
What do?
Woke up feeling particularly fucking depressed today boyos.
Everything is fucking mountains and trenches with me lately, I'm either hype as fuck to be up and playing videogames and shit or I wake up fantasizing hanging myself off a bridge in town.
Whats everyone been upto this morning?
Might go out for a long walk see if I can pull my head out of my arse.
who /mei d2 tomorrow/ here?
>>29117929
>I'm either hype as fuck to be up and playing videogames
fuck off, child
>>29117601
I knew you'd come around lad.
>>29116983
My mate dropped out of uni in the second semester of third year. Everyone took the piss out of him, what's the point in leaving so close to the end?
>>29117989
no way
what a bellend
>>29117962
>He sits on his computer all day on a Chinese cartoon message board
>But he doesn't play videogames
>In fact he's judgmental of the people that do
>While he browses r9k
>While his life is a crippling mess of virginity and loneliness
>Yet he's still a judgmental prick for no reason
Kill yourself my man.
Poleaboos sister told him that her friend told her about picker/packer jobs going
Might call them
>>29118095
Not him but I think it was more the use of the expression "hype as fuck".
Clear sign of a 14 year old that.
>>29118202
Sorry my lingo and enjoyment of fighting games has tainted my speech for you friendo, I'm sure it won't ruin your day.
>>29117989
>tfw dropped out in third yeartwice
>tfw going to a music festival in a week's time
What do I do lads? I can't weasel out of it either. Do you just stand there when listening to music or what?
Vote remain or lose your bennies.
>>29118294
>What do I do lads?
Drugs, Drugs make it bearable.
>>29118310
I'm voting remain for racist reasons.
Worried that there will be more niggers and Pakis coming here if we leave.
>>29118294
YEP, ENJOY 8 HOURS OF STANDING IN THE SUN SURROUNDED BY SWEATY STINKY CUNTS WAITING TO SEE THE ONE BAND YOU WANT
>>29118366
Nice. There's literally only one artist over 3 days that I want to see as well. Should be fun.
>>29118354
>he's not a based civic nationalist
>>29118294
you camping? which festival
either drugs or booze, just dance mate, do what others do
>>29118389
Nah, it's in Bergen in Norway. It's like an inner city thing so nobody camps there.
do people just openly sell drugs at these places or what?
what's your best Overwatch skin
>>29118395
That does actually look a bit like me, except I have a better hat.
>>29118403
potato croquettes
>>29118400
yes, people fairly openly sell drugs
>>29118400
Great, Bergen has been fucked up by shitty music festivals and tourist cunts
This is why East Norway (with the exception of Oslo of course) is best Norway
>>29118395
fuck off polska nigger reeeee
>>29118440
Does anyone have the original vocaroo of this? It's the only thing keeping me going
>>29118447
nice, i might sperg out if put in that situation - but there's always booze i suppose.
>>29118465
s-sorry
are you norwegian or what?
>>29116164
I'm not ready for the plot twist that she's inevitably going to be a part of
LADS IM FUCKING DYING HERE
JESUS CHRIST JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY WHO CAN LIVE IN HEAT LIKE THIS
GIVE ME CLOUDS GIVE ME RAIN GIVE ME SNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29118465
There is no fucking east or west Norway. It's a fucking thin country. You can stand in one place and see the ocean on west side, and an Islamic country on the east side.
>>29118641
Worst is that's it's not even sunny where I am, just really humid and overcast. Worst of both worlds
If you are not voting remain, get off /r9k/.
>>29118682
>y-yes mr cameron
>i-i'll take your cock anywhere you want to put it
Lads, I'm peeling.
Poleaboo is fasting today as it is the start of Ramadan
Hopefully this will help him to lose weight
I'm alarmed lads, three times today I've heard things that aren't actually there.
Firstly I heard my mum calling my sisters name, secondly I heard my name being called and just now I heard the sound you get when calling someone on the phone.
I've been up for 19 hours but this shouldn't be enough to cause auditory hallucinations right?
>>29117307
What were you going in as?
You did fuck up but it's peace time and at least you have your freedom again.
I got medically DQed from the Armed Forces and retrospectively I don't regret the Army at all really. I regret not being able to join the Navy or RAF tho.
>>29118657
>there is no North and South England. It's a fucking tiny island country. You can stand in one place and see Scotland and on the other side an Islamic country in the south
>>29118744
Nah that is enough. I've had visuals from tiredness too.
>>29118770
If you live in either Scotland or England you really should consider killing yourself
>>29118775
Oh god I hope so, bed soon for me I guess. I've never experienced it before though, I occasionally wake up to doorbell hallucinations but that's about it.
What kind of things have you visually hallucinated?
>>29118682
>>29118701
>Vote remain
>Feel happy that i've found my true place as a lefty
>Immigrants continue to pour in
>Fast forward ten years
>Look on with satisfaction as Jamal rapes my teenage daughter in my living room
>Swell with pride as she gasps for my help whilst Ali sharpens his butchers cleaver in the corner of the room to prepare for the honor killing
>Tip them 50 quid for their strong-willed continuation of their religious custom despite migration to foreign soil
>Go visit the European Civil War monument dedicated to the lives lost fighting against the invaders
>It's covered in muslim feces and scorch marks
>Raise my hand to the monument and run my fingers across their names and whisper..
>"Why couldn't you have been more progressive..."
Lads I used to have fantasies/daydreams about things like someone breaking into my house and me fighting them off and being the hero (or a shooter coming into my classroom and I would wrestle them down and save the day).
Lately though it's changed so that the person breaks into my house, threatens to kill me if I don't give him everything I own then I dare him to go ahead and he does. What does this mean
>>29118794
If you live in the UK you should kill yourself
Can you believe people from 1st world countries actually put in a tremendous amount of effort to move here? by choice!
>>29118852
Voting leave does not stop people from importing brown people, it just makes you able to vote for the party that is against doing this... sadly such a party does not exist
>>29118878
it means your brains realised what would likely actually happen in said situation.
Got an interview for the dole next week boys, any tips on maintaining an illusion of job seeking?
>decided to stop smoking weed everyday again
>really want to go get some weed
I'm going to let the robot decide my willpower
Evens yes, odds no
>>29118807
Mostly shadows of people walking around in the dark when I worked out on ships.
On night watch it would be like I'd see people come up out of the hatch cross the main deck but never make it to the wheelhouse. Pretty neat.
I used to hear people calling me all the time.
>>29118901
I thought it might be some kind of death wish coming from the fact that I don't have the balls to do it myself. You could be right though
>>29116595
extra protein lad
>>29118932
Prepare questions that will waste time as they explain inane shit to you but they come across like you give a shit.
>"i've seen certain vacancies that I've applied to say a zero hour contract but I'm not really sure what this entails could you please tell me?"
>"What agencies have you found have been the most successful for your other appointments? Do you have their contact info? Whats the best way to go on with these places?"
>"I've seen alot of security jobs asking for an SIA liscence and they look really appealing, whats the best way to get into security work?"
Shit like that, usually they'll waffle on for a while then let you go. Though if they don't go into anything with you keep your mouth shut, use questions as a defense mechanism when they start probing you. Keep them talking about things that you want to hear and they can't ask you about things you can't answer.
>>29118466
n-nah your alright m8
>>29118294
Look for the most shady looking person there and pick them up by the ankles and shake them. Sniff all of the mystery powder and dance a cunt. Genuinely do what you want, nobody will remember your face when they go back to reality
>>29118938
Bro just get through the thick of it. You're probably going to get some in anyway, i do the exact same mental gymnastics and end up justifying it. If you smoke erryday 420 badboy you won't remember a fucking thing
>>29115929
>Move to Wales because it's cheaper.
>Try to change myself, be more outgoing.
>5'3, try to join rugby club.
>Get lots of laughs and head shakes but say I can help out, collect towels etc.
>Some of the guys are friendly and I get invited out.
>Push me to ask out girl with thick orange tan and black hair.
>Open me mouth and she says "Fuck off ya English oompa loompa."
>Rugby friend feels bad for me and says I can come with him and watch him fuck the girl he picked up.
>Say yes.
>I get a towel for him for when he's done.
>Try to hand it him and he tells me to fuck off.
>I think I annoyed him somehow but he was nice again today.
>TFW real friends at last.
Why do they let people with cerebal palsy on TV? They can't fucking speak and it's just awkward and annoying
OFFICIAL MEAL DEAL POWER RANKINGS
1. Tesco
2. Morrisons
3. Boots
9001. M&S
90000001. >it's a project manager needs something from Sainsburys episode and I have to get a Pepsi instead of a Dr Pepper and a weak excuse for a sandwich
>>29119089
Smoke every day to nearly 15 years was smoking an oz a week at peak (about 5 years)
Completely fried my head, had a few puffs at a party a few weeks ago and it's slowly crept back up to a joint every hour or so, I ain't buying any, fuck it, not worth it, maybe at the weekend (I don't like to drink much anymore)
>>29119127
>tfw walter junior didn't suffer a violent onscreen death
>>29119127
Yea like that cripple on Breaking Bad that everyone loved.
It's just your usual normie bullshit, they like to pat themselves on the back at how friendly and 'progressive' they are
>>29118932
Just jobseek, you still won't get a job and you don't have to lie and can back your claims up. Plus make sure you wipe cum over your body before you go there, so they want you to fuck off asap cause of the stench, or you can just step in dogshit, both worked for me.
>>29119170
Everyone hated him though?
>>29119214
Well that doesn't fit my narrative so you're wrong.
>london
>24c and heavy rain
>thunder
>got the window open because i'm hot
>can't even hear my music over it because it hits every 15 seconds
fucking WEATHER RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vistor from brit/pol/ here.
I would like to remind /britfeel/ that you have until 23:39 today to register to vote.
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>>29119428
You forgot to say something like "make your voice heard"
>>29119428
>being a democracy cuck
lol...
>>29119445
I would understand your hesitation in a GE because its represented democracy.
But a referendum is direct/pure democracy.
Every vote matters, not even a meme. Your voice will be equal to every other instead of some MP with an agenda projecting your interests.
>>29118978
>>29119191
Thanks boys, appreciate it.
>>29118932
You can't do it anymore.
In london they don't even bother questioning you anymore, they just tell you to sign up to that shit fucking website, and demand you apply via it before the next appointment so they see what you've been up to/how many jobs you've applied to/check your cv.
At least that's what they did to me the 2nd time I went on it.
>>29119398
Sounds comfy as fuck desu lad
>riding my bike through london
>wagey walks out into the road
>try to break but end up hitting him
>fall off my bike
>get back up and start yelling at him
>making a proper scene saying 'man you're a fucking idiot, you learn as a fucking child to look both ways before you cross'
>blakc people start rushing towards me thinking i'm going to hit him
>jump on my bike
>say loudly 'every fucking time some idiot has to walk into fucking traffic, fuck me'
felt p alpha
>>29119513
Poleaboos work coach only asks one a month or once every two months to see proof he has been applying to jobs
Done my English exam today lads (finally retaking 10 years later as my school sucked).
You should of seen it. Filled with such liberal bullshit. About poor people in the middle-east and how education is hard to come by especially for girls.
>for girls
The next topic was also about some poor girl in almost the same situation. Not being funny right but what about all the fucking boys? Fuck us men right?
I had a hard time pretending but I aced that pathetic shit.
>>29118932
I have the job centre today too but it's just to re engage so it shouldn't be so bad
>>29119590
Is this GCSE or Alevel
>>29119613
GCSE
>>29119590
"Did". You did your English exam.
>>29119657
Language is always evolving mate either get on board or don't.
feel like shit lads. finished uni today and everyone is out celebrating in the sun and it's just reminding me how lonely I am, and how lonely my whole time here has been. supposed to be the best time of your life and all that shit
>seek a math tutor for next year
>find a hottie and contact her
>set up a date
>maybe I can get with her
>stalk her facebook
>in a relationship with an elite sportsman
Fuck I thought I could find a wife. I had plans. It could be a fun story to tell.
>>29119140
>not just getting your lunch at greggs or subway like a normal person
pouring down with rain here, thinking of all the normies getting soaked and I'm just here enjoying a nice cup of tea with some chocolate while watching some animu
>>29119778
Where are you lad? It's boiling over here in Hertfordshire.
>>29119664
true, but ill bet my left bollock you just made a mistake
>>29119738
That's super super super creepy dude
>>29119815
fuck off normie, thats not even pleb tier creepy
>>29119778
It was hot as fuck when I went out so I didn't take my jacket but on the way back it was pissing down and I got soaked.
This global warming is getting out of control. HOw much longer will humans survive?
>>29119815
That's pretty normal you bellend.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-e8c6cbab-da44-4a3c-8f9b-c4fccd53dd24
Pretty interesting read lads
>>29119778
Red hot here in the North East aswell
Me mams out watering the garden as we speak.
>>29119759
>being a fat unhealthy disgusting cunt and not preparing your meals 3 days in advance
Food is literally just fuel for your body, would you put shit fuel in your car?
>>29119896
Subway salads are pretty based, ate them all the time when I was dropping weight
>>29119896
because goyim
>>29119815
I just wanted to know if I could get a foot into the dating scene. She is still going to tutor me just not as a potential gf or someone who will introduce me to her friends.
>>29116471
knock her out. Cockslap her, use chloroform or maybe use a baseball bat
>>29119795
london, its pouring down and yet its still kinda humid.
>>29119896
Isn't fossil fuel nature's waste in a way?
>>29119893
Where abouts lad? Shields reporting in. Canny here but a bit cloudy.
>>29119968
I live near Stockton-on-Tees ladmate, blue sky, boiling as F.
played by carlos santana
blue skys in the midlands
doing a rain dance
Soon I won't even need to watch E3 because everywhere will have announced everything that's going to be revealed
Too fucking hot lads, how do shitskins and such cope? this would probably be a cool day to them
>>29120055
It's not about what gets announced, it's how embarrassing the presentations are.
>>29120065
>you now remember last one fucking week last year when you literally felt like you were melting
>yfw Americucks told you it wasn't even that hot but they cannot into average temperatures
>>29120097
That was a truly awful few days.
Yesterday was pretty fucking unbearable as well
>>29119877
Why do they assume it's a suicide and not a murder? Literally anyone could have invited him to the top of the mountain, killed him, then placed him in that position
>orr look at me i'm so alternative i actually hate the hot weather despite the fact most people love it
>maybe girls will intrigued and turned on by the mysterious gentlesir who prefers cold weather!
fuck off you contrarian cunts. you are not interesting or quirky or whatever it is you are trying to act like.
when its cold my room is fucking cold, coldest in the house - not even heater can save me
when its hot, its the hottest in the house, literally like a sauna
can someone explain the how the fuck this makes sense
>>29120141
ughh. projection much???
>>29120097
im very confused. im sat melting but it says its meant to be raining.
wanted to do some varnishing.
>>29120145
Windows perhaps?
I don't even want a girlfriend lads. I just need to be financially secure and two are better than one yeah?
>>29119877
I don't really get why everyone is so baffled by it
Old guy with little to no friends or remaining relatives decides to kill himself in a remote buy pretty place
Poisons himself and th has a lie down and passes away watching the clouds
That's literally my suicide plan except I'm going to cycle somewhere with a small helium tank and gas myself looking at the stars
>>29120199
You could try heroin OD. I hear it's good.
Playing bioschock today for the first time.
Well i had it on 360 but i was too young to appreciate the slow pace and i never got very far. I'm liking it so far.
It feels like a much older game that it is though, the menu UI is what the fuck.
>>29120155
never met a single person in real life who "doesn't like hot weather" - apart from weird fedora's in secondary school who affected posh accents to appear "sophisticated".
those are the type of people who are so utterly devoid or personality that they pretend they don't like hot weather to appear slightly more interesting.
>>29116164
>you will never be an adorable anime lesbian
what is even the point in living lads
>>29117601
good taste desu
welcome to the dark side
>>29120272
played through that recently actually.
it's really good, but it starts to introduce too many pointless elements the further you get.
the "crafting system" is utterly redundant, and just gives you more items to try and juggle.
>>29120141
You're confusing hot weather with sunny weather you fucking idiot
>>29120279
Hot weather is shit senpai. Your body is constantly sweating and trying to acclimatize, it makes you sleepy and impossible to concentrate on anything and all you can do is turn on a fan and get naked.
Being too hot is impossible to deal with whereas being too cold just requires a blanket or bunging the heating on.
what were our parents and grandparents thinking, lads? Not feeling home in my own country fucking hurts. Can't imagine what the Brits coming after us must feel as they become a minority.
Anyone getting their finals marks back?
I got a 2:1... it wasn't worth 3 years and about 40 grand in debt
>>29120241
Confirmed, if I ever kill myself, it will be via heroin
>>29120241
Could do, not sure where I'd get Berlin from though and I'd rather my parents didn't think I was a closet addict or something
On the plus side those stars would look all the sweeter and Itd save me biking with a helium tank on my back
>>29120279
I genuinely don't, or at least I didn't. I still prefer winter to summer, but I've stopped hating hot weather since I stopped being an overweight, sweaty pig.
But, yeah, I can easily see how someone would hate hot weather, I don't see why you'd assume they're pretending.
>>29120326
Nope, but I'm pretty much guaranteed no more and no less than a 2:1 based on the results I do know.
>>29120311
people like sunny weather because it's hot you autist.
What? did you think people liked the way it makes you squint and your eyes water?
being warm is a nicer sensation than being cold. this is a pretty simple truth.
>>29118757
I was going in for Engineers. I'd thought about the air force and navy before but wasn't really sure to be honest. Seeing more of the world with the navy wouldn't be bad but there's a long wait to join
>>29120385
>being warm is a nicer sensation than being cold. this is a pretty simple truth
>>29120326
Got a 2.1 too bro. 68% overall so close. Fuck Uni and all the cunts who 'teach' there.
>show us a smile anon
>not like that show your teeth!
I'm insecure about these teggies lads, they're not too bad right?
Occasional coffee drinker, 15 a day smoker and drink as much sugary drinks as I do water. Any tips on getting these pearly white?
>>29120404
So when you get cold you just allow yourself to freeze?
You don't attempt to warm yourself up in anyway because it feels better?
Spastic
>>29115929
so lads I'm on the medical assessment part of ESA, I got a phone call saying my assessment got cancelled and more information will arrive via post -- what does this mean?
>>29120463
Not to the point of being as hot as I would be in hot weather
Also cold =/= freezing
>>29120429
>blow your fucking nose
>shave and wash your greasy face
>brush twice daily for 2 minutes
>stop smoking you mong it's not hard
>swill coconut oil around your mouth for half an hour a day
>if you have money get braces, or preferably, invisalign
if you can't be arsed with that then just accept your disgusting teeth
the coconut oil is the best method though - if you only care about whiteness. you will see a difference even after one go.
>>29120429
Just a little crowding, mate. Cut down on the soda you have erosions. Try mineral water with taste instead and don't bleach your teeth because, again, you have erosions and you need those teeth for the rest of your life. You can use a toothpaste designed for smokers, do it consistently, and it will help you.
>tfw want wew weed but don't want to travel an hour on train to the city, an hour on the bus two towns over probably order online
Well, guess I'm going to drink all night
>>29120429
Why are you asking us? You've literally just told us the bad stuff you do that destroy your teeth, yet asking us for advice.
>Stop smoking
>Stop drinking suger
>Brush teeth including mouthwash
Bloody hot today, innit?
>>29120429
Sort of answered your own question there.
>>29120584
>mouthwash
for what purpose?
>>29120385
>people like sunny weather because it's hot you autist.
Holy shit, this compelte braindead non-sequitur
British education
>>29120606
Wash out the stuff brushing doesn't get. It's optional but it helps.
Had a fucking nice day lads
>Completed Fallout 4
>Mum and Dad are voting to leave the EU
>Normies left me alone at School
>>29120652
this is an 18+ website, lad.
>>29120650
Nigga you are washing away the fluoride that is remineralizing your teeth. Don't wash your mouth after brushing.
>>29120385
Nobody is complaining about the sunshine. Now leave.
>>29120652
>mum and dad are voting to leave
No wisdom/lack of empathy, not surprised you ended up here.
>>29120773
>he's getting scared he'll be deported
Sorry bud, but we're on a one way road to freedom.
>>29120798
Well I was born English but okay.
>be female
>be bad at job
>get fired
>claim unfair dismissal and sexual harassment
>get millions in compensation
>channel 4 bringing Eurotrash back
We have the internet now. Why bother
>>29117444
>It's another mum being a crazy, noisy shit episode
some nights I'm laying in bed trying to sleep and she will be marching on the spot in the room below me and the noise carries upstairs, she leaves fucking shitty dance music on all the time and regularly breaks shit
>>29120865
It's a one-off special before we leave the EU.
>never browsed this board before
>first time I check it
>see this thread
>it's exactly like based chans Brit/pol/
Huh. Guess people saying go back to /r9k/ were right. Have I come home here, without ever being here before?
>>29120949
Probably, most of us are from brit/pol/.
I would refer to eight as based though, it's a pile of shit.
Poleaboo has woke up at around 9am today and is fasting
Feeling even more lethargic than usual
>>29120272
how underage are you, exactly?
>>29121044
im 24 years old.
Also that's not an argument.
On a break because split shift at work. Considering not going back because the anxiety is literally unbearable but I will be kicked out if I do that. Honestly, stay out of employment for as long as you fucking can. Things do not get better.
Lads I need help.
I ordered a bunch of MDMA off the internet with the intention of playing games and watching anime but I ended up phoning people from sixth form and uni that I haven't spoken to in years and now I feel really anxious that I might have opened up to them inappropriately and told them all sorts of personal stuff.
I also talked to my mum for roughly 2 hours about dark souls and after I left the room I heard her say 'why can't he be like that all the time?' and then she started crying.
I feel like complete shit, never doing drugs again.
>>29120671
You're not washing your mouth, you're using mouthwash,
>>29121207
Time to get your shit together lad
>>29121207
Sounds like MD really did the trick for you.
Sadly though it flushes your serotonin levels down the toilet and they take years to get back to normal operation, so unless you want to live a life where you're unhappy except when you're talking MD then you should never touch it again.
>>29121207
>I also talked to my mum for roughly 2 hours about dark souls and after I left the room I heard her say 'why can't he be like that all the time?' and then she started crying.
fuk sake mang
sounds like you cheered her up about the fact that her son is a failure though, could build on that
>>29119100
please say you're lying
>>29121428
No, I'd say that seems like a 100% legit story
>>29121207
You should take more it makes you act like a normal human being
>>29119100
why do you fucks keep moving here?
I know it seems great when you come down on holiday or whatever but it's actually shit and no better than anywhere else
did the thing. hope size isn't too big.
So lads what are you voting for on the 23rd? Even if you aren't actually going to vote tell us what you would have if you did.
..I assume everyone here is /brexit/ amirite?
>>29121223
You use your toothbrush to get the germs away and to spread the toothpaste. Putting liquid into your mouth washes the toothpaste away.
>>29121511
This, Wales is the worst place for an autist to move to in the UK.
>>29121799
It's been done to death mate, we don't have to talk about the referendum every fucking day
>>29121799
We pretend to vote remain to trigger each other but in reality we'll all be voting leave.
>>29121867
Haven't been here in a few weeks I thought I'd ask
>>29121690
>english flag
not tolerant enough tb h
>>29120313
i agree in hot weather you're fucked
strip bollock naked and you're still sweating i'll take cold over hot any day lad
>>29121799
ive already voted out, feels good man.
This is quite the poetic picture
On the left you have the Polish girl who dragged Poleaboo down to the depths of hell and on the right you have the angel who was the only one to show Poleaboo any compassion
Much like how the left allowed us to be overrun by Poles and the right tried to stop the horde
>>29121885
>We pretend to vote remain to trigger each other but in reality we'll all be voting leave.
back to /pol/ kid
>>29121799
Voting remain. Easy for you sperglords to vote leave when you never even leave your own room nevermind the country. Some of us like to travel.
been looking around properties all day
estate agents are such mongs
yet they get a good commission and the ones i saw today had v. nice cars
one basic as fuck estate agent lad had a BMW soft top with a personalised number plate
unreal
even though it's a cushty job i could never conform to being that much of a twat though
trying to be charming 8 hours a day with a constant annoying grin saying every room, garden, hallway is amazing and spacious
fuck that
>>29121799
Nothing because it doesn't mean shit.
>Implying the globalists will allow the proles to undo almost 60 years of work.
If you want to change the world, get into business and then realize the world only works the way it is and become part of the problem.
>>29117688
your existence is a waste of time and money
>>29122084
should have stalked the one on the right lad
>>29121690
You didn't fix the jaggy globe man.
>>29122105
>implying it's impossible to travel anywhere outside the EU
>calls other people sheltered
top kek desu senpai
>>29122161
I did, hes much smoother by comparison.
>>29122144
She was mentioned on the blog occasionally
Usually wore tights, the only girl in the class who did, that's what attracted him to her
Got a look at her feet once though, poor game
You want to read what she wrote about Poleaboo?
>>29122189
yeah go on. only read parts of the blog, was a bit grim for me.
>>29122084
>zero proof yet again
how long will poleaboo keep this up?
>>29122169
Can you add a rusty Sky dish.
>>29116164
Postin' waifu cuz' I got nothing better to do with my laifu.
how do you get rid of earwax thats muffling your hearing and throwing your balance off? is it serious enough to warrant a doctor's appointment or does it sort itself out, went at it with a q-tip gently but its proper wedged in there
add me an my gf to the op image
>>29122260
Don't use qtip. If you've got any olive oil try that
pakis need to leave
>>29122243
yea ill keep that in mind when I update it again, pot noodle + nap time now.
>>29122272
i gave that a try earlier but its done fuck all tbqh
>>29115929
Lads, just put 1,000 quid on remain
If we leave I'll be happy, if we lose I'll get 400 quid consolation
>>29122268
Is that Pole and a paki?
Is Monica going to kill herslef?
>>29122338
that's not a bad idea to be honest
>>29122343
She is polish yeah but I'm from Yemen not Pakistan.
>>29122360
>I'm from Yemen not Pakistan
its all the same mate, when its brown, flush it down.
>>29122338
this is what i do with football desu. i bet on united every week because i despise them and it at least gives me a consolation if they win
>>29122343
Its some guy posted ages ago its his onitis then she posted that photo on facebook and he went of her
>>29122400
>it's a detective-kun ruins our fun again thread
>>29122216
Devil
hey! what's happening with you?!
Angel
Nothing much, not really been in uni as much as I should be! What's this I hear about you're crazy stalker?!
Devil
yeah I have noticed! why not!
and it's a fucking long story lol
but don't tell anyone
I assume you know from cnr
Angel
Dunno just haven't been in, no specific reason really haha
Yeah WHORE was asking if I knew anything else about it
Devil
well you know the POLEABOO boy from class?
are you going to uni tomorrow?
and what did WHORE tell you
Angel
Yeah, just that it was you and another girl but it's more the other girl and he took pictures without her knowing
Devil
yeah about right :L
are you coming in tomorrow?
Angel
Probably not, not done any of the work, might go into the library and start my week of studying/catching up
So it was POLEABO?
Devil
you lazy shit haha ... yeah long story ...better telling it in person
Angel
I know I really am haha
Devil
but don't tell anyone yet
Angel
Ok doke I won't
Devil
FAT PAKI, SKINNY PAKI, PAKI BETA ORBITER, FAT WHITE GIRL, UGGO WHITE GIRL know
but the rest know that something happened but have no clue what!
Angel
Ah so most of the people I'd talk to haha
Devil
COURSE LEADER is making it so obvious running around from class to class seeing if I'm ok
yeah FAT PAKI, SKINNY PAKI, PAKI BETA ORBITER were included in the post thats how they know
Angel
That's nice of her What post? On fb?
Devil
https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/17207990/
Devil
>>17417598
Devil
https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/17416993/
>>29122468
Angel
Holy shit
Just read a little bit of it
Devil
he said he would rape half of ur class given the chance
Angel
Jeez! Hope he gets what's coming to him!
Devil
he got arrested
he did a lot more
and got released on bail
Angel
Yeah WHORE said
Angel
How are you feeling about it?
Devil
that the justice system is a joke and some psycho is amongst us all !
Angel
I know it totally is, he was being so racist as well
Devil
I don't give a fuck about that ... is just what he does on daily basis!
Angel
Goes to show you never know what people are really like
Devil
it's always the quiet ones!
want the link to his blog?
Angel
It definitely is, ok
Devil
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
Angel
Not really smiley face comment, just a habit!
Devil
:L
Angel
Jesus just read the first post
Devil
read it all!
Angel
I will later. At the gym just now
Angel
Just read them all! Didn't see UGGO WHITE GIRL being mentioned
Devil
she wasn't just FAT PAKI, SKINNY PAKI, PAKI BETA ORBITER
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/4434752.php#4434846
he has a trial in 4 months and got suspended from uni until then!
>linking each other 4chan archive
Uh yeah, this never happened.
>>29122268
Someone turn this into a pepe pls
got to turn my computer off to let my room cool down.
back later.
Reading it back, she's not as compassionate as I remember, just saying that he shouldn't go to jail
>>29122522
She got handed the links and is treating them just like any other links
>>29122512
Angel
O2 just blocked that website haha
I'll go on the wifi again
Devil
ok
Angel
Is it even more stuff he's been saying?
Devil
what from the link i sent you?
just about that police took his laptop :L
and that he got arrested etc
Angel
Yeah jeez, he needs help though and he'll just end up potentially going to jail and they'll do nothing for him, he'll be out and then just think the same if not worse and will get higher anxiety, that's what's wrong with the justice system!
Was it you who told? How does BF feel about this?
Devil
I know ...he should get locked up in some hospital and get forced to get professional help cos he's not ready to be free in the society with his issues! .... yeah I found out last Thursday from a random guy that found me on fb and we reported it on friday ... he was pissed off and worried so he kept telling me that I need to watch out and not be on my own :L
Angel
Definitely prison wouldn't do anything for him, he's out for the next four months though Yeah BF would be the same
Devil
hopefully he will get the help he needs
its not like its a normal person doing bad things
Angel
Yeah exactly
Devil
I think we will tell girls from our group tomorrow about what happened and the outcome
Angel
Yeah it'll come out eventually, better just to let everyone know from you
Devil
yeah plus since he's suspended now it's not like it's going to be any more awkward for him
>>29122554
>got to turn my computer off to let my room cool down.
>back later.
c'ya
>>29122564
>its not like its a normal person doing bad things
This line confuses me
It's sympathy but her actions don't reflect this
Just emptied my ashtray of old roaches and managed to make a joint of of them
What has my life become
wew lads i ran out of valium again here i go for some nice withdrawals
>>29122630
Lay down mate
>>29115929
Do illegal warehouse raves still happen and if so how do I find out about when?
>>29122650
yeah but they're invite only, unless you know someone going to it you won't
>>29122564
>Anon found and girl in question and linked her to the archive
>Creep's little diary gets blown wide open
>Creep then carries on posting his blogs in the same exact spot despite girl either actively reading them, or with the anon that found her able to just link her again at ease
Yeah nah none of this happened
Nobody is this thick
