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Post ITT and ill tell you your love future
or future
or random data about stuff lmao
...
Actually, this is the last fate thread.
I said last one was the last one but i felt it was a terrible way of saying goodbye to FATE n shit. So this is the official ending for me?
there, anyways, who cares
POST AND GET FATES
Please tell me I will finally feel the sweet embrace of death soon.
>>29087918
YOU WILL feel an embrace
BUT NOT DEATHS
rather the one of the woman you love...
psyche you will never find her
but some great replacements will be avalable!
search for
the burned girl?
i dont think she is really burned, more like something about her spirit
anyways go for it mofo
>>29087895
when are you gonna let me be your husband
jesus christ fuck off stop making these threads
Cool I'll bite. What's my fate?
>>29088103
If you're not coming here to have fun then why even bother posting.
Holy crap will I ever figure out how to be decent at piano?
Also what else do I have in store?
Thanks. These threads are fun. Shame to see you go.
>>29088019
I literally do not desire companionship or sex, I just want to be release from the mortal coil.
>>29088156
>If you're not coming here to have fun then why even bother posting.
are you retarded? I come here to bully others
>>29087895
Op i need to knowwww! Will i get my waifu i want or am i doomed because im a fucking 5'7 manlet?
give it to me my sweet
>>29087895
Will I fail and fuck up all my exams?
>>29088204
>are you a mutant? I come here to bully others
Actually I'm not, but whatever. Have fun treating others like shit because you get treated like shit.
>>29087895
Tell me about whatever you feel like telling about me.
Yes ... tell me about my future , I already gave up on life anyway
>>29088242
>are you a mutant?
I did not type this
why did you misquote me?
What good w/ my fate
>>29088059
today!
lets frolic and divorce
>>29088103
BULLYING IS NOT OKAY, OKAY?
IM DEPRESSED AND SHIT
>>29088156
yerr f8 is to f8
probably not online
something lawyer related?
as for love, arrows pointing down and blonde hair
>>29088159
YES YOU WILL
YOU HAVE IN STORE AN ACCIDENT
A COLD, HIGH PLACE
LIKE A MOUNTAIN?
AND SOMETHING ARMY RELATED THATS NEITHER GETTING INTO THE ARMY NOR FIGHTING A WAR
thanks anon, love ya
really
>>29088214
5 7 is not so bad lmao
you will get her
btw she will fuck you up
the third one is the one
>>29088219
ayyyyy lmao sweetiepie
she works on a mall
on the first floor
and her life is surprisingly nice?
thats not normal
HMMMM WHAT THE FUCK KILL HER
>>29088229
NOT ALL OF THEM LMAO
>>29088250
one day
the sun will be setting
and you will feel weird
an owl will make its noise
and thats the moment
you will know it
do it, anon.
>>29088306
DO NOT GIVE UP ON LIFE YOU MASSIVE BASTARD
YOU CAN BECOME RICH
GO FOR IT
ALSO
huh
ONLY MARRY YOUR WIFE IF SHE IS WEARING FANCY PENDANTS
I THINK THATS THE WORD LMAO
>>29088331
But you did anon. Stop being so mean to mutants, they're people too.
>>29088497
>lets frolic and divorce
no c'mon I'll buy you dinner and shit
okay you'll buy me dinner I don't have any money
>>29088497
>yerr f8 is to f8
>probably not online
>something lawyer related?
>as for love, arrows pointing down and blonde hair
Not trying to meme but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? "Your fate is to fate". What?
Will I finally jave sex this year?
I don't want some stupid relationship only sex.
>>29087895
will i die alone?
will i finish my list?
i need my fate
im a 5'7 dude who looks like a decent looking 14 year old
im also a dateless virgin
will i ever be happy anon?
Please please tell me my fate anon
Thank you good day
Tell me my fate regarding old age and the successes or failures of progeny.
I'll remind you of a previous fate you delivered; my first will be unruly (I think you called them a "He") and my second should be smart and studious.
OP
Speak to me! ('-')
Will I ever find anything/anyone meaningful in life?
>>29088556
I sure hope you don't
>>29088391
the person you respect the most will be in serious trouble
since its weird id get a fate like that, be wary
also, if you dont respect anyone, you will be in trouble
and that person might save you
DESTINY IS WEIRD AF
>>29088520
neither do i lmao
lets
lick rocks and stuff
normal date lmao
>>29088539
NO
i mean there are chances buy way too small
so
NEXT YEAR THEY IMPROVE
>>29088562
indeed you will
search for the job
it will sound bothersome but you will love it
well at first lmao
she is somewhere in that fate
WEAR WHITE SHIRTS
>>29088581
if you go to the small, town
downtown
with the green cup
alco,hol
and drink
nothing will happen
sorry anon
the sum of all your fates is zero right now
Go ahead, tell me mine.
>>29088695
let's throw rocks and lick each other
I'll even let you pet my boy-pussy
Will I ever find that qt for me?
>>29087895
Will I ever find a loyal qt that will love me as much as I love her?
>>29088497
rich, but at what price ?
Can you please tell me what f8 to f8 means?
>>29087895
Tell me boss....do I find a girl who loves me as much as I love her?
>>29088556
everyone dies alone anon
as for your list
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
NO.
not the last one.
you will add some more
>>29088656
vryrrvryrvryrveyrvry
i cant tell about progeny
during old age
SERIOUSNESS
AND
MIND
FAILING
FALLING
AWAY
>>29088660
im speaking to you like
right the fuck now lmao
how are you fucking doing
oh snap
spoken
sorryyyy
i cant answer that
in more tthan one way sorry
>>29088720
your love is dead
you let her die
>>29088738
NOT INTO THAT LMAO
>>29088767
indeed
even more anon!
you get an extra qt
in the next 8 years
maybe even 4 if you get enough willpower
>>29088775
No she will love you a little less
>>29088787
GOOD CATCH LMAO
drugs and no social life
madness
>>29088792
YOUR FATE IS TO FIGHT
>>29087895
Give me my terrible fate. The good and the bad.
>>29087895
You were 3/4 right the last time.
Tell me my fate oh wise one.
>>29088955
>NOT INTO THAT LMAO
which part the licking or my cat
look babe I can do without the licking but if you're asking me to get rid of sir whislikers for my future wife, no way my dude.
>>29088976
This strictly pertains to my girl situation.
>>29088955
Good.YoUhabebEENMooted4 GO FUCKYOURSELF secondss xaDDDDDDD
Will i make it this year?
Im a cyborg btw
give it 2 me
>>29087895
Will she be glad to talk to me if I message her?
>>29087895
I'll bite. One last time.
>>29088955
>YOUR FATE IS TO FIGHT
Okay gotcha now.
Since it's the final one,Fate my shit up m8
>>29088899
ALSO NO LMAO
actually
wait
weird
the answer if yes once you are over 35
>>29088974
AND THE UGLY AMIRITE
BANG BADOW
PADOW
...
sorry
20/100 you die next year
30/100 you die in the next 5 years
10/100 qt asocial short hair petite
50/100 i dont know maths
>>29088976
faTE CANT BE WRONG
SORRY IT TOTALLY CAN
okay
for your fate for the incoming two weeks
...
dont mind groups
and something about a stone face
like a moai?
>>29088988
the
oh
a cat
god fucking damn lmao
i dont like cats sorry
i know i know
im a hateful piece of shit
etc
>>29089070
yessssssssssssssssssssno
next year?
neither lmao
BUT IN 2018
OH BOYYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
BOY ORGASM
>>29089075
no i hate you
>>29089083
hmmm hmmmm you
something about you
feels weird
anyways, sure!
more like, eh
but could turn into happiness
>>29089232
Tell me my fate about my life, women aside
>>29089232
hey it's fine my cat won't like you either he has autism maybe you can bond over that though
if we can't pet my cat I'll just pet you instead bb
Please tell me about my love lifeog comment x9002
What does fate for someone like me hold?
>>29087895
What will become of me?
>>29089232
Tell me about my fates please!!
How soon will I die/be happy?
Original commment
What's my level of education in the future?
I'm at a coin toss for either college or some trade school shit
>>29089232
What about me feels weird?
Shit, now I'm worried.
>>29087895
at what point do i give up on finding a gf and just kill myself? i'm 24 hhkv, any point going on until 30 maybe?
Alright, I'll give this a shot - what'll my life be like once I move to my new home in a month or so? Friends, music, love, anything. Thanks, OP.
>>29087895
Please tell me my future anon.
Please tell me what you see for love.
Especially my distant future
Will I go into my degree field after uni, or will work in something completely different? Dearest prediction wizard.
>>29089232
>20/100 you die next year
>30/100 you die in the next 5 years
What might I die from?
>asocial qt
might as well be 0/100.
>>29087895
Will I move away from home within the next year?
What will my love life be like? Will I find new friends and a decent job in my field?
>>29089113
you should stalk the night
>>29089155
okay
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
MOFO LMAO
GIRL
HUGE BOOBS
ACTUALLY JUST BARELY BIGGER THAN AVERAGE BUT SHE WEARS CLOTHING THAT MAKE THEM LOOK BIGGER LMAO
RICH DADDY
WHERE?
IDK BUT THE DAD MANAGES A BUS TRAVEL COMPANY
GOGGOGOGOGOOGOGOOGOGOG
if not
childhood dreams of sorrow
>>29089300
ok PET ME LMAO
like petting my head?
this is the weirdest marriage ever
>>29089320
it will go like this:
you: o her: x
you: x her: x
you: o her: o
you: o her: x
>>29089326
an international prize
get a hobby now
>>29089343
DESPITE ALL YOUR RAGE
YOU ARE JUST A CAT IN A CAGE
not much
you will feel kinda like a failure?
but nobody will think that so relax
>>29089344
HHHHHHHHMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
no.
>>29089349
you still have at least 20 years of being alive
happiness is not real lmao
SEARCH FOR FATEWISDOM
>>29089350
college graduate yeah
dont tradeschool lmao
DONT
>>29089405
you feel inhuman
of course thats impossible lmao
everyone is a human but
eh
like
something broken
>>29087895
What's my fate?
FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29089708
>like petting my head?
yeah head pats and cuddling
we can play some weeb games and watch courage the cowardly dog like a normal adult wedded couple
>>29089708
>dont tradeschool lmao
>DONT
But why?
I love you fate goyim, btw.
>>29089708
>Something broken
Yeah that is kinda true, I've just about given up hope on finding love though I want nothing more than to experience it.
But we are on /r9k/ so if you said 'something broken' it'd probably apply in some way to everyone here. Confirmation bias and all that.
Thanks anyway anon, much appreciated. Even if you have been just spouting off random sentences you've given some people hope.
>>29087895
I'm a 18 y/o virgin that apparently likes both dudes and grills :^)
is there any hope for me?
>>29089232
thanks. dont want to be greedy but can i have one more question? (Dont answer if you dont feel like)
should i focus on studying or working out more? I know balance is the key but i cant really find balance in my life...
>>29089407
BITCHES NEED AMOR FATI
also anon
this will sound weird right?
but i see kids
really
well dont believe me
kids
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
>>29089420
if your current life is a 5/10, new life will be a 7/10
friends, some
love, ocasionally
music, inspired
normie life! go for it anon! suck tits!
yowewe
>>29089444
a deranged white maiden
waiting for your hand
shriveling and dying
>>29089535
different most likely unless you feel really motivated
>>29089646
YOU AGAIN HLDHFLK NO WAIT
>>29089730
YOU WILL JUMP
attacked person park place love raspy coward courage professional strong tongue sexy dome thing
>>29087895
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of three years; I feel like I can never love again
Is there any hope?
pplease tell me this information
>>29089834
Im the 2018 anon btw
>>29089708
All my what. >>29089155
Get some sleep senpai
>>29089850
Thanks Fate-senpai - looking forward to the move even more now.
>>29089850
>YOU WILL JUMP
attacked person park place love raspy coward courage professional strong tongue sexy dome thing
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
It's a shame to see you go.
Lemme see the future
>>29089850
Deranged white maiden waiting for my hand shriveling and dying? Can you elaborate?
>>29089738
i fucking love that show lmao
DEAL LMAO
BUT NO DRUGS
>>29089768
i love you more you dirty goy thing
idk jew terms sorry lmao
BECAUSE NOT
>>29089803
i meant something else
not that kind of broken
like
soul broken
reality broken
fate broken
>>29089827
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hi
LMAO
yes of course
fuckinggjfhsdlkghlfhg
A LOT
for both sides
go for dudes first?
>>29089834
studying as for now
but both are great ya know?
>>29089857
huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sorry for that loss anon
yes but
for a 3 year relationship
you will need at least 6 years tto recover your love
>>29089860
did you know
there is a diamond planet
somewher
eee
>>29089957
YOU BASTARD
thanks fish person
good bussiness this year for you
go with the flow
get it
cause you are a fish
lmaoing my tits out here
>>29089959
>>29089937
NO
How long will I live for?
>>29090074
>BUT NO DRUGS
I don't have money for or want drugs
I do like drinking though
now gimme them digits
>>29087895
Pls tell me I get a gf
ok tell me then anon, i'm curious to know
>>29090074
Thank you fate-anon
I'm happy to see that I'll still be able to find love at some point in my life
>>29090074
Why are you leaving me after this thread if you actually love me, CMON FATE
>>29090095
i cant answer to that
but your most possible fate has you living past your 40s
ALSO
YOU.
>>29090096
i like vodka
>>29090113
i get a gf
LMAO JOKE
YOU DONT
YOU LOWLY SCUM
jk you do
not a gf tho
a love
>>29090115
mouse girl for you too
in hs now?
likes basketball but isnt tall
might die early so better look for someone else
YOU WILL SURVIVE
>>29090116
yowelcomehopeyoufeelgreatloveloveyeslove
>>29090178
BECAUSE I
feel sad and stuff
and i made enough fate threads
love is not companionship
maybe?
>>29087895
Sad to see you go, fateanon
You should draw me a cactus before you possibly vanish.
>>29087895
op please help me, will I ever have kids?
>>29090440
>i like vodka
aight we'll drink vodka and whiskey together
why do you feel sad oracle
what happens to me???
>>29090486
sorry
YOU SAVED THAT OH GOD
also sorry
ill post from time to time to
have a cactus
DONT JUDGE
based on my own
>>29090532
actually yes!
two
>>29090560
well not sad
more like
ITS TIME TO STOP
i dont want to be some famous femanon
im getting too much aeh
attention?
sorry i know is stupid
well who cares
>>29090608
YOU DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
DEAD LMAO
WHAT A SHAMEFUL AND EMBARASSING DEATH
OH GOD
POOR YOU
>>29090834
yeah I understand
just go do anon shit in other threads and don't go showin your puss all over the place and you'll be fine
I still expect this marriage to happen though
>>29089708
do I know her, is she a close friend?
>>29090834
thanks fate anon, I hope both are really qt girls that I can dress up
>>29090834
>>29090834
Thanks for the cactus, fateanon.
I hope you find your ideal qt. Curious about how you were 5 years ago.
i could use some love fate right now , thanks in advance mate
Roll please fate me
>>29087895
Last thread? Might as well post to see what I get.
Is my mental health going to deteriorate soon if it isn't already?
>>29087895
Have a bad injury i am recovering from since a year, lost lots of gains and gained much chub, rheumatism that prevents me from sleeping because of pain and a limping leg.
21 yo virgin
Shall i end it?Please Tell me
>>29087895
Give me my future, o wise sage.
>>29087895
Will I ever get a QT 3.1415926 gf? And Will I have kids? Response is appreciated.
You still here?
I'll have what everyone else is having
>>29087895
Do me OP!
Are you like a tarrot card reader or some shit?
please tell me about my love fate, i must know
want one for my friend Michael
awesome thread btw pls dont make this the last one
>>29087895
I guess I'll post since it's the last one.
These threads were pretty interesting OP.
>>29087895
Id like my Fate in love, with a girl i've been talking to.
I think I got an answer from you, or someone related last time. "Actually not a thot/kinda bitchy but will form a meaningful relationship
She wasnt bitchy at all but your post other than that was pretty accurate, if you remember me at all.
Id like some more insight please, things have been going great so far tho.
>>29087895
These threads have been fun OP.
I have a job but feel trapped by my family and everything really, all I'm doing is wagekekking, vidya, anime and gettin drunk at weekends with my loser friends, is there more to life? Will I know freedom and independence anytime soon?
>>29087895
Will i get mio gf pls?
Also goodbye fateanon, i liked your threads.
Is thread kill?
Fateanon is gone?
>>29087895
Hi! Do you still read fates? You probably remember me from the last thread. You told me to beware of August, but then said it was probably nothing. However, you got me interested, because I realized that in August 30 years ago there were two big things that happened to my family. Could you tell me about August 2016? Also, did I finally find a solution to my computer problems or should I buy a new computer? I had to ask you something else, but I forgot what it was, so could you tell me some random stuff? By the way, I loved your threads and will miss you and them.
will i kill myself soon fateanon?
Ooihhhhh snap i am awke nowww
But i might not be able to answer for a good while
Sorryyyyyyy
>>29097523
It's nice to see you here anyway.
You really are leaving? Aww cmon! ;_;
You're one of the only people I ever talk to without feeling dread and despair. How are things?
And ... as a last act of selfishness ... can you read my future? I'm about to go to college again and I feel lost.
Will I meet her finally?
Will I not die at 25?
Tell a Russian dude his fate? I don't believe in it, but it's interesting.
>>29098184
things will come to you no matter what you do
so dont be scared or surprised
you wont love your love
thats it!
>>29097818
yeaaaaaah sorry sorry lmao
LETS TALK WITHOUT DESPAIR
OH FUCK IM DESPAIRING
no
im fine, kinda busy finding a job and stuff?
YES FUTURE THE FUCK HSOUSHFR
YES YOU WILL MEET HER
ACTUALLY
MAYBE EVEN IN THIS YEAR
(or next)
IF NOT, THE SECOND ONE MIGHT WORK TOO
ah
im not sure about the last one
>>29097140
no, i hate you
>>29097100
computer
PROBLEMS
never
END
just wait a few months and it will be broken again
not even fateing lmao
anyways
about august
im thinking about a conflict
or a misunderstanding
or a failure in something
but i cant say much
it might be a difficult month for me even
>>29096108
NO IM HERE EMBRACE THE FATE
>>29098327
>im not sure about the last one
I knew it.
Have some good times, fateanon. I wish to see you around some more in the future.you also gave me inspiration for a novel
>>29095506
THANKS ANON I FEEL LIKE CRYING
LMAOS OF SADNESS
NO YOU WONT LMAO
LIFE IS A BITCH RIGHT
YOU GET A FOREHEAD GIRL MAYBE
MAYBE AN EYEBROW GIRL
BUT NOT A MIO GIRL SORRY
>>29095445
thankssss anon really
yes, you will
but for now, life might feel like a prison
is still an enjoyable prison if you take your time to appreciate it
so
ENDURE
>>29095318
oh shit
a fate desvio?
might be
i cant tell you anything about this girl you talk to
because she is probably something else
like
a hack lmao
its difficult to explain
BEWARE
also it seems great, congrats anon
>>29095275
you will feel extreme comfiness
the comfiest mofo of all
existence
you will be so comfy the planets will align
and thats the best thing ever
>>29094022
BILLIE JEAN
THE SAY NOBODY
DO YOU MEAN
I AM THE ONE
WHO WILL DANCE
IN THE FLOOR
IN AN OUT
>>29093968
GAYNESS INCOMING
sorry that must not be it
so, huh
im not seeing anything
but relax, it doesnt mean you will be alone
your fate might be forming
i see a N I G H T M A R E
>>29093346
i can read your tarot if you want
but its not my deal really
do you want?
>>29093335
OKAY
YOU WILL FIND AND NOT FIND LOVE
YOU WILL DIE SOONLY, BUT LIVE A LOT
YOU WILL BE RICH AND DIE OUT OF HUNGER
you will fall in love with something thats not real
>>29092080
you will get a qt
far younger than you
very talented
no kids tho
i think she is sterile
>>29091267
you have overcome many obstacles to stand here before me
PITIFUL
FLAWED CASTINGRRJNGSEthat game was great
anyways
your fate potential is pretty great
you should actually try being someone important and stuff
also be evil, but not a prick lmao
THERE
also beware of jail
>>29091099
oooh anon that sucks so much but
why ending it
whats up with everyone here
SHOULD I END IT?
NO YOU FUCKER
DONT END IT
LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE UNTIL THE END
JSRHJRKSG
sorry anon
anyways
keep on living for some years more at least
until you CANT endure
you might get better
and if you dont...
...gas.
>>29091069
no
the voices are real lmao
do you hear them too?
jk
well just kinda jk
also no, you will get better
>>29091047
I ACTUALLY ANSWERED YOU AND IT WAS ERASED SO YOU MIGHT BE CURSED LMAO
or my internet is shit
anyways
LEGAL TROUBLES WILL BE YOUR TROUBLE
being a rebel might find you real love
thats fuckffg it
your last love might wear short short shorts
>>29091020
rolling
you got an 8
it represents Shiva, GOD OF DESTRUCTION
your life will be awesome
jk i dont know what it means lmao
sorry
i cant read you
>>29091012
no no no no
stick to the status quooooo
oh ho
girl
not shortie but not tall
moody, lives with
someone different?
also, thiccccc.... eyebrows lmao
puffy cheeks
go
she will like you if you try to be funny
you will suck at it
>>29090999
you are welcome anon love ya
im not really looking for my love
i think ill never do that lmao
5 YEARS AGO I WAS A BLOB OF DARKNESS WITH RED EYES
no, i was just a mess
>>29099017
What does fate have in store for me?
>>29087895
Coat here back again for another fortune telling
>inb4 no fortune for the damned
>>29087895
You got my interest. Tell me my fate
am i finally going to have the guts to fucking kill me? am i going to just not wake up tomorrow? <3
why do you have to go fate anon!? ;-;
Anyway, give me your final fate. I'll miss you your threads where my favourite on /r9k/. Hope you decide to come back one day
Never even been in one of these threads before, but hit me with your worst
>>29100000
Holy shit. Nice diggits bruh
>>29100169
Luck's on my side, good fortune here we come
>>29087895
i've always liked your threads.
have fun/good luck with whatever you're doing after these
one final fate here we go
>>29100000
you will have one wife for every repeating digit
>>29087895
What is this image from?
fate/okay night
>>29087895
Postinsgshashsbsjss
Tell me my fate
OP HERE
Scussi i have my italian class now
Non molto contestare now
I suck at italian lmao
Anyways ill answer in a couple of hours if the thrrad is still up
Sorryy
Such a busy life
Suck tits and love yourselves
And fate.
>>29100000
quint 0's just had to go to a trip, didn't they? nigger.
>>29087895
give me my future or w/e pls thanks
Tell me the fate of a depressed, anhedonic, schizoid man.
>>29087895
Am I going to become independant and happy?
>>29100591
As far as I can tell all of Fate-anons pictures are of Mirai Hatohara from World Trigger.
>>29098327
>computer
>PROBLEMS
>never
>END
But why me? Why do I have to be so unlucky with technology? Please respond.
OP I've browsed a couple of your threads before, I like them and I think I like you too.
Tell me that we have a future together OP lmao.
>>29087895
Be straight with me, lad.
I have a few more questions.
Who dies next and how soon? (of the people I know)
When will I die and how?
Will I have kids or grandkids and if yes, will I be a good father, or will someone else raise them?
Will I be forgotten or remembered?
I'm sorry for asking so many questions. If there are too many, just answer whatever you can. I'm just too curious and really like these threads.
>>29087895
How will my life be in 5 years?im desperate to know, anxious about my future
>>29102232
Also,
>just wait a few months and it will be broken again
But it's broken right now and I haven't applied the solution.
>not even fateing lmao
Oh.
Hit me, my dudebro.
bumperino this fate threado for my final destiny read
>>29102648
A new computer is the solution?
here's a bump for this epic thread
TIME TO FATE, EDGAR
>>29104304
Are you fateanon or a fellow bumper?
Fate anon person, pls tell me my future, obviously the love part but also whatever else you feel like
>>29087895
I must go now. If this thread isn't up when I'm back, I guess this is my goodbye to you because you said this would be your last fate thread. It was nice to read your threads and post in them. I'd also like to thank you for the predictions and replies.
>>29099603
if you enter a working team, you will have a really good relationship with them
also something about ugliness
i dont know if you are ugly lmao but if not beware of ugly people
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL
parle voi italiano? non se qua
>>29099626
my coaty friendo
i shall miss you
FOREVER
anyways, even the damned have a fortune
if you live your country right now, you will fail
horribly
if you wait, you might attain happiness as long as everybody else fails
well not everyone of course lmao
>>29099839
and you got my attention
jk
who ruhlhads
girl
darkish skin
not black tho
younger than you
might live somewhere with many trees
love
>>29099876
yes anon
go die
now
NOW
JNDJLSDFS
DONT
<3
why would you kill yourself if fate loves you
>>29099986
because my work here is done
but i did not do anything lmao
who caresss
ill post some threads from time to time
not fate threads i guess
i have so much stuff to do lately
anyways
for your final fate
you die
thats everyones final fate lmao
but besides that
this fate will remain unchanged unless you de-curse yourself
have a wife
a sort of stoic creature hiding her own will
like steel
and have a difficult time with getting money
and have an overall happiness you will never realize
LMAO FUCK THAT
decurse yourself by acting happy
>>29087895
Please let me know if I will die in the arms of my significant otherpls let it be the person I'm thinking of right now.
How will my outing with my friends go?
(My crush will be there, I'm still very nervous)
>>29100000
HOLY FATE FUCK
ARE YOU THE VILE BASTARD PYRO
lmao thats totally your name
anyways
nothing i can do here could be more significant than those numbers
0 0 0 0 0
either means you will be top quality flour
or
luck is on your side
also dont use your voice in that
>>29100390
thanko gracias danke anon
i like you too
ill be doing HATE THREADS
its about how much do i hate everyone
psyche
anyways
FINAL FATE
oh this one is simple
amusement park
cotton candy
girl
too young lmao
really, she will always be too young for you
search for someone else
>>29100591
>>29101529
THIS
>>29100671
nananana nanananan nanaa
your body is made of anons
your tears are shitposts
your blood is REEEEEEEEE
you have overcome many baits, standing on the tops of threads
never understood
always khv
truly, your body was mad eof 4RRJELJHS
you will grow up to be a cynical bastard, like archer
archer is 2 hot tho
also you will be actually nice, unlike him
just kidding i cant see shit sorry
>>29100702
on a hallway
a dusty old house
a ghost has been waiting since a long time
live in there
and feel the inspiration
you shall never bond with the living
but she will be there for you
>>29087895
what is my future of my love life, oh anonymous one?
is the girl you rold me about a close friend, and how long should I wait before something happens?
>>29100749
hey qt wanna sky
>>29101372
you will be assaulted on a store
your chances of getting shot are high
my advice?
dont go to stores lmao
>>29101414
cat claw
barbed wire
neurosurgeons scream for more
at paranoia poison door
21 century schizoid man
you will ruin everything until the very end
where you will be able to live peacefully
maybe even with her
she is not your love tho
thats done or will be done soon
>>29101528
WELL INDEPENDANT YES BUT WHAT IS HAPPINESS REALLY WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN WHEN YOU SAY HAPPY LIKE AN ETERNAL JOY? THATS NOT REAL LMAO HAPPINESS IS MORE LIKE AN ATTITUDE TO LIFE AND TO HAVE IT YOU MUST BE ACCEPTING OF THE THINGS YOU CANT CHANGE, STRONG TO CHANGE THE ONES YOU CANT, INTELLIGENT TO PERCEIVE WHICH ONE IS WHICH AND WISE TO BE ALL OF THAT TOO SO I REALLY DONT KNOW LMAO IM WRITI G TVNIJISNR A D OH, AESHMA, GOD OF WRATH, LIE UPON THIS SINNER
>>29103764
it could be lmao
but only for what
one year?
you are destined to computer problems
>>29102288
>and i think i like you too
h-hiting on me baka motherfucker
>future together
B-BAKA
jk
yes totally
we will wake up everymorning
have breakfast together
and go to work
and at night ill read at bed while you do your stuff
which i dont know what it is
totally
happening
verily
not
still love you so
>>29102312
ayyyy
straighto
okay
you will find love and fullfillment
your life will be overall happy
as such, you might become deeply unhappy in your heart
Tell me my future senpai
Does my current crush like me back
>>29102498
OH FUCK LETS ROLL
>Who dies next and how soon? (of the people I know)
Cant answer such a thing.
>When will I die and how?
Probably around your 50 to 60s right now, but it could always change
i think an accident is probable, through given the age its more likely to be heart failure or some boring bs like that lmao
>Will I have kids or grandkids and if yes, will I be a good father, or will someone else raise them?
You will be a good father for most of them if you have them.
Most.
>Will I be forgotten or remembered?
FORGOTTEN
LIKE
EVERYONE
EVENTUALLY
>I'm sorry for asking so many questions. If there are too many, just answer whatever you can. I'm just too curious and really like these threads.
no anon i really appreciate it
since is not that exact do not worry
thanks anon
YOU
>>29102578
same but you will feel older and you will have more (friends/experience/sort of romance that ends up badly)
>>29103239
BRO LIKE
BRO SUP
MASTERBRO
LMAO
of the two girls you will feel attracted to in this or the next year, none shall pay any attention to you
your love is probably somewhere else
like
a gym lmao
>>29104322
I AM THE ONLY AND ONE FATEANON
WITH TITS AND FATE
AND EYES ON MY FACE
>>29104350
i feel like telling you that someone will embarass you in front of many people unless you listen to Prince right now
btw love
well
like
yes there is someone
and she will sort of be into you
but
huh
well try it
D A N G E R ?
>>29104416
is nice to feel appreciated anon, really
thank YOU
gooodoo baye
except sorta not lmao
>>29104548
thats poetic af anon
but ye none die in that pathe
>>29104579
8/10
go for it
dont think about what kind of pizza to get lmao
>>29104672
you will meet a shy
quirky
girl from another town
by studying something like a language
and she will be into you
>>29104752
i dont think she is your friend right now
could be wrong tho
wait at least 8 years
thats the number always
8
its enough to keep you going lmao
>>29104815
the answer for that is this:
odradek
......................
and now im off to do fun stuff
>>29098370
OH FUCK A NOVEL MAKE ME CUTE AS FUCK
jk
now im off to study for a while
Tell me anything interesting you see, especially love stuff, hopefully it doesn't fuck up my fate.
>>29087895
You told me to 'take on' a girl that lived near a hairdressers/salon or something the last time.
I've searched and it's gone to shit with every woman I've unteracted with.
Did I do something wrong?
Am I destined to die alone now?
>>29087895
Am I going to be ok? Like, will I be too in debt from college? Am I even going to be able to GET into a college? Please help me my guy.
Thanks in advance. Posting with a trip so I can find your answer later.
>>29106779
Shit, I'd also like love advice or whatever. Anything you have to tell me, really.
>>29087895
Fate anon do you have a tumblr/twitter or something? I wanna stalk you, you seem cool.
>>29105657
Also, thanks for all the predictions.
what happened to the cheese fates?
>>29105657
the love of your life might get raped in europe
but luckily, your fate is fucked anyways
so thas nais rais
>>29106278
oh shit
no, relax
she still exists
she wears pigtails or something similar
i think she lives somewhere cold
>>29106779
>>29106912
LMAO no i hated tumblr sorry
also i prefer to avoid stalking
stalk me here?
love you stalker anon
>>29107107
you dont get a cheese but ghee
clarified butter
its made with pure butterfat
wait or is it the oppositte
anyways i never tried it but im hungry af now
>>29106832
something dual
about you
or something?
no
is your love
she might actually have split p
but thats not real so im not sure
GET INTO THE ROBOT LMAO
>>29106779
yeah
and
damn those colleges suck lmao
i think you will but only with lots of sweats and bloods and screams
so it will be awful
well is better than nothing dearie
become greedy and stingy
>>29087895
tell me my future, oh mighty wizard!
I'm tired and I just want rest.
Tell me what you see.
>>29107452
Ahh, I'm sorry to double ask, but the colleges are bad? What exactly do you see? I thought they looked pretty good considering my circumstances.
Should I just go for art school?
do i die young or old?
I won't stop, OP. You still haven't answered my question.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PICS FROM
EVEN REVERSE SEARCHING CAN'T FIND SHIT AND I HAVE NO WEEB RESOURCES TO HELP ME
Give me good news FATE master
I must know mine. I have left uni and have no idea where my life is going now
>>29087895
I would like to know my fate OP. It won't change much but at least I might know my future and the bleakness ahead.
>>29087895
tell me if i will get a gf and if yes what will she be like
>>29087895
Should I do it?
Should I go to college?
>>29104982
>anxiety about future guy here
So... my life will be as shitty as its now? Will i get a job, a degree? My dream of becoming an actor will be just a dream? Please, this is making me feel :(
will she date me if i ask her out?
OH FUG THIS IS STILL UP
SORRY GUYS LMAO
I ALWAYS THINK THE THREAD IS DONE
OKAY GIVE ME SOME MINUTES
What is my fate senpai?
>>29110902
Thank you Fate anon, I wish you well in whatever shit you decide to do after this
>>29107487
IM MORE LIKE MORGAN LE FAY
GET IT
YOU DONT GET IT MOTHERFUCKER
in your future i see falling stars
that means your wish will come true
arent you happy?
your love lives alone and is very independent
LEGS
>>29107774
rest, anon
carry on, you will always remember
carry on, nothing equals the splendor
now your life is no longer empty
surely heaven waits for you
i see a dark path
no more i could say without fucking your destiny
>>29107921
no no no no
i see something like you
losing time
time is all you have but
no
go for them
at the end, its always better
>art school
LMAO
sorry i respect you and your choices please slap me
>>29108146
we spend most of our lives being old, so there
>>29108244
SIIICIDUS
SORRY
THE PICS ARE FROM PIXIV
MIRAI HATOHARA
SEARCH
AND
SEARCH IN JAPANESE LMAO
I JUST COPY AND PASTE
>>29108692
>>29110902
Thank you senpai.
Original thanks!
Tell me about my future heart attack.
>>29108692
oh shiitttt merde i almost skipped you
but i wont skip you now
if you feel rejected
manipulating everybody might be the solution
if you dont feel rejected
help the one who is being rejected
life is so easy lmao
NO LOVE FOR YOU AS FOR NOW
>>29108785
back to studying lmao
you should do that again
ALWAYS
NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING
also, you will get enough money to get some happiness
because happiness depends on money
SSSSSSICK
>>29108796
you will change
a lot
in the incoming years
like you have no idea
crossing the delta
>>29108809
A HAPPY GO LUCKY
GIRL IN PRETTY MINK
WITH STAMPED FLOWERS
AND A BIG BROTHA
WHO WANTS TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
HAPPY YOPI
>>29109390
yeah sure why not lmao
what do you think i am a fucking 8ball
oh wait
yes, go.
>>29109870
if you become an actor, you might have no peace
if you dont, you might have no dreams
so, choose
DEGREES AND JOBS ARE THERE YES
>>29110029
only once
>>29110939
on a town with a weird name
a job
a romance
and a death awaits for you
they will always be awaiting you
alas, you will never go
so, just a life.
>>29110992
I WISH YOU THE FUCK WELL TOO
ENGLISH I DONT SPEAKO SORRY
lmao
thank you anon
from the bottom of
my heart.
Will she love me? Or is it a hopeless struggle?
>>29111312
>Anxiety actor dude here
Thanks a lot Fate anon, world needs people like you. I will choose becoming an actor because its my deepest wish, even if that means being the spotlight and having little to no peace. I'd rather that than living a life of regrets, wish me luck :) (I hope it works out right)
Hi how are you anon?
>>29087895
Tell me about my future love life, anon. Channel that spirit boi.
>>29111342
mostly hopeless anon
love is not something that could be achieved with effort
>>29111449
lmao im not that great
i think your choice is perfect
well, everything is perfect for me
goodo lucko mofo
>>29111491
sorta tired, tomorrow i have to vote in my college
but im alright?
i should be studying
aff
>>29111689
OH BOI HERE IT COME
WEIRD GIRL
FAMOUS ON FACEBOOK?
WELL NOT THAT MUCH
does weird anime drawings
acts like a retard
>>29112028
>WEIRD GIRL
>FAMOUS ON FACEBOOK?
>WELL NOT THAT MUCH
>does weird anime drawings
>acts like a retard
that sounds heavenly, and also sounds like a few different girls i know so now i'm kinda curious.
do you know if he actually cares for me as much as I care for him, or if he still romantically cares for me? should I just drop it and not hope for anything?
>>29098327
im >>29097140, im really not going to kill myself? this is surprising considering the moods ive been in lately but i'll take your word for it
can i ask if i'll ever be loved the way i love *****?
my doubts are incredibly high, im pretty sure i'll always be alone but its worth a shot at the very least
i am going to die soon?
Will everything go well? Do I have a good marriage? Also, sorry to see you go man, good luck in life.
>>29087895
What's my future?
This is an original request
Last fato
Will I finally get to kill myself soon?
Will I ever break free from my addictions?
I'm gonna miss your threads anon, thanks for these.
Will I ever be free from this life?
How can I escape from my family?
What's in store for me in the future?
Will I be alone forever
Is a relationship with a robot worth pursuing?
Will I go back to therapy and meds like a year ago or I'll just let the anxiety and ocd sink in?
>>29104784
>destined to computer problems
But why?
a fateful bump
>>29104460
>my coaty friendo
>i shall miss you
>FOREVER
Where are you going?do you have a steam I can add you on?
t. coatsy
>>29087895
Tell me Oppie, should I give up on her?
Will I find an SO in the next year?
Will my memes become popular?
Will I be remembered as a dank memester?
fate bump of fate
gib fate pls orgiinaleee
>>29087895
Is my from my rapist or my ex?
What will happen involving me and my ex?
Will I kill myself in the next 2 years?
end me
frosttttttttttt
gimme the dl on the future waifu
>>29087895
sign me up for the future telling senpai
