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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
You are not prepared
I WAS PREPARED
I SENT THIS LINK TO EIGHT PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
PRAISE KEK
>>28946847
RIP CwcvilleGuardian
Someone send it to Barb
>>28946996
Sent it to 4 people on Whatsapp.
Someone please download the video before it gets taken down
Cliffs for people who don't know this guy?
>>28947059
It's a long story, and a sad one... And creepy
>have to sign in to view video
no YT account senpai.
You Maniacs!
You blew him up!
Ah, damn you!
Juuuuulllllay damn you all to hell!
>>28947059
lolcow harassed. Yes, harassed over a period of time until they mentally broke him. He was extremely responsive so a mistake on both parts.
>>28947059
know your meme .com exits just for newfags like you
>>28947059
>being on 4chins
>not knowing of CWC
MY CHILD YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN
LOOK AT THE WIKI ON HIM
This guy never stops being atrocious!
I was just about to break my no fap.
I was getting hard looking at porn preview of kate england on bangbros.
Then Just the image of that made me sick to my stomach...
So...
Thanks Chris-Chan?!
>>28947059
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
>>28947059
Go to his "wiki"
It's otherworldly
And true
>>28947099
lolcow is still doing damage. "raven the goth pedo" recently restarted her youtube channel too, bless her heart.
>age restriction
>embed restriction, so you can't even get around the age restriction
I'm sure as hell not making a jewtube account.
>>28946847
Masturbated to this already
Have chrischan's parents just given up?
Why is youtube sooooooooo fucking gay with their sign in requirement
Fucking kikes
>You're way less pathetic, autistic and more intelligent than Chris, and all the good it does you.
>You're still gonna die a virgin like him.
>You're still gonna be as lonely as him.
>You'll barely even make more money than him.
>At least he had something exciting going on at one point with all the sagas, you just sit on here shitposting.
>Why live?
>he actually starts rotating the doll like a helicopter
>after he's demonstrated all of the positions he can think of he decides to show off "something extra" and just starts humming like a sperg
He's lost it. Like completely
aw yissss, the sonic totem was not purged in the fires.
that made my day
>>28946847
>You are not prepared
you were not fucking joking, jesus.
He's the gift that keeps on giving
>>28947179
>You're still gonna die a virgin like him.
He's not a virgin
>>28947179
>die a virgin like him
Chris isn't a virgin.
>>28946847
Oh boy lets see, this is like christmas, dude never stops giving.
>>28947179
This is quite a heavy feel.
Christ might dress like a lady but he fucks like a man
I would have found this funny years ago maybe even as recent as a year ago but, I was foolish to think Chris was making some progress (albeit slow snails pace type progress but, progress just the same) getting away from Barbara, going to Gay clubs and all that business I was proud of him.
And now I see this video & I feel this strange mixture of crushing disappointment, sadness, and yet that shrugging inevitable feeling of "Well she's Chris. She was going to fuck it all up sooner or later, wasn't she?"
I just didn't think it would be so soon.
When things get bad just remember, at least you're not chris-chan
4chan ruined this poor autists life.
>>28947290
>she's
Hehe he but really though
>>28946847
I was not.
This has made me feel more ashamed of being trans than any haters words.
>>28946847
oh boy I finished watching.
w-whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?
>>28947305
We just made it more interesting
>>28947179
He isn't a virgin, you're even more pathetic than him
His life is a work of art.
"my dick is still 5-7 inches erect"
come on son, let's be a bit more specific than that, that's a lot of wiggle room
>>28947155
his father died a couple years ago, his mother is too old and sick to fight him over things, a bad autistic rant and he could damage her,.
Is serious problem for society.
>>28947407
Didn't he set her house on fire as well?
>>28947179
become a lolcow then too
MOO
>>28947387
Will he have to die to get the Chris McCandless treatment?
>>28947179
This really Feelies my Weelies
>>28946847
>sees the first few seconds
OH BOI I AINT GONNA FINISH WATCHING THAT SHIT
Watch out ladies, he knows about the labia
>>28947419
I know his house was set on fire, I don't know if accidentaly or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTBH_VYVD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_hiX-uPu8
>>28946847
what the fuck is going on, this mutant needs to be euthanised
>Send this to some autistic friends I happen to have added on Facebook
>Get mixed replies of "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" and "I want to burn this fuckers so bad!"
Why are autists so incapable of just laughing at others while hiding their true emotions?
>>28947467
he attempted to make a cup of coffee in his basement bathroom and one thing led to another
Oh good lord stop it, Chris.
I can't watch the video and its driving me crazy.
>Didn't cuddle with and just straight raped the doll
this is why nogf, Chris
>>28947471
Listen to your friends anon. He a good boy who dindu nuffins
Reminder Christ was once an incredibly happy autistic kid who won a contest about his favourite thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
>>28947481
How do you know this fact?
>>28947545
didn't we all started that way?
just being happy autistic kids enjoying things and being completely happy for just existing.
when did all go so wrong?
>>28947532
https://my.mixtape.moe/sqcpqt.mp4
I'll give you a helping hand friendo
>>28947553
Chris's life would have been so much better if he never won that contest.
>>28947553
to this >>28947592
austimo original
>>28947158
Hey Chris, this totally reads as you
Chris should have known better no doubt about it but, all the same I feel sorry for him that somebody's betrayed his trust yet again. It was good to try to teach Chris not to be too trusting as he was sure but, people are pushing him in the direction of trusting absolutely no one and that's kind of a horrible thing to do the person.
>>28947592
I was on the firefighting crew that put out the fire and ransacked his house that night. I obviously can't give you my name or rank
>>28947599
>https://my.mixtape.moe/sqcpqt.mp4
You're a saint, i wish you nothing but the best.
>>28947553
i'm sad now
life is a joke
>>28947542
Prahaps I should convince autists that Chris-chan's behaviour is "completely normal" just so they feel better... :) since they have such a hard time not relating themselves to a product of their own selfish-based disease
>>28946847
>You are not prepared
for the boringness? correct. he's like a tumblr autist, unfunny in every way. didn't he used to be funny?
>>28947553
this makes me sad
i wish i was an innocent kid again
>>28946847
I love the way that he begins humming during his demonstration.
>>28946847
did somebody noticed the poll in the description?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607
At least Chris was making an effort to use his hips. Johan the neckbeard was just jerking off with plastic. Zero technique. And his video could be seen as creepier than Chris'.
>>28947968
post it, i don't know who you're talking about.
>>28947985
https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4
Chris is feuding with Johan over who has the better sex moves.
>>28947336
You might not be quite as disgusting as him but that's how everyone sees you. To any normie, you're basically Chris-chan.
>>28947761
All you fuckers better vote for Christine. The poor girl is losing right now.
You guys ever wonder if Chris is just a long-term troll?
>>28946847
It was taken down. I didn't get to see it. SOMEONE REMEDY THIS
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>28948138
its still up you just have to watch in on youtube and not embedded
>>28948138
No it hasn't.
People are already mirroring it anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaREm608vo
>>28948122
I have thought about it. I kinda want it to be true because that'd be easier to accept than his life just being like this. But sadly, this is all real and I don't think he has a shred of self awareness whatsoever.
>>28947179
I am okay with not being Chris
>even chris-chan has a bigger dick than you
Bump because America is waking up soon and you NEED TO SEE THIS
>>28948122
His autism was already a long-term troll to his parents.
Can't wait for the murders to start
He'll be worse than Dahmer
Documentary for the uninitiated
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
>>28949314
watched this a while back. its better than i would expect a high schooler to talk about chris. I liked the parts where the special ed teacher chimes in.
>>28949611
I have to say I thought it was pretty trashy. Everyone gave the kid mad props for it. Kind of felt like he did a thin video essay and missed a lot of the contextual nuances of the gangstalking that has been cwc's life.
obviously a high school kid can only achieve so much on the topic given its audience and his technological/financial restrictions, but just the same I was not too impressed by it
>>28947112
>an entire fucking wikipedia of him
I forgot about that. My sides.
>>28947179
If Chris-Chan can pay for sex so can you
post yfw you didn't view the video
Chris chan can:
- Legally drive a vehicle.
- Owns a vehicle.
- Has finished college and highschool education.
- Has a youtube following.
- Will be remembered worldwide.
- Has touched a girl.
- Has hugged a girl.
- Runs a business on youtube/ebay (even if its shit)
- Has been on a date with a girl.
- Arguably had sex with a prostitute.
What've you done?
>That fucking molten sonic effigy sat on the bedside table.
This is surreal. I've been watching this guy on and off since 2008 and I'm still blown away.
>Legally drive a vehicle.
So can I.
>Owns a vehicle.
So do I.
>Has finished college and highschool education.
So did I.
>Has a youtube following.
>Will be remembered worldwide.
Those are not positive things and I happily dont have them.
>Has touched a girl.
>Has hugged a girl.
So have I.
>Runs a business on youtube/ebay (even if its shit)
I guess he's got me there! I have a real job though. So I personally think I win.
>Has been on a date with a girl.
Years ago I went through a phase where I was active on internet dating sites and went out with multiple girls multiple times. A few of those dates actually developed into longer relationships.
>Arguably had sex with a prostitute.
Ive had sex with over 40 prostitutes.
I may be a total fucking schizoid, ass burgers, fuckup. A pariah, an outcast and a weirdo, but I am still better than Chris-chan.
das
fucking
it
maine
>>28949748
>Has finished college
what did he study?
>>28949748
He only finished highschool, he doesn't have a degree in anything broseph.
He still beats me though since I have no car or driver's license.
I have post grad in CS which is a meme degree if you ask /g/ lol
>>28950428
CWC has an assosciate's in applied science and a CADD certificate from Piedmont Virginia Community College. Sorry bro, but the big CWC ain't no dummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
Chris Chan: The Song if anyone hasn't seen it.
>>28950428
He has an Associate'sDegreein Computer- Aided Drafting andDesign
Chris chan is a fucking anomaly, how did he get this bad? His dad tried to do a good job raising him, but how do you fuck your son up THIS hard?
>>28950510
>>28950428
Unless he used his education to draft up a false document
>>28950534
Bob didn't do shit to raise him, he hated Chris
>>28950557
You know what, I don't even blame him. Chris is fucking repulsive. What do you reckon he'll do once his mum dies?
This was a weird one. Almost as weird as the competing video of the guy's sex moves.
I found this all very confusing, though my mind immediately went here
26d.xyz/chan/oldinandout.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4
>>28947295
That made me feel a whole lot better, thank you.
>>28950722
lower resolution better quality
>>28948122
>his house burning down
>his dad dying
>spraying that one guy with mace at the gamestop
>getting banned from all those stores
>hitting a guy with his van
>drinking his own sperm
>cluttering his house with all that shit
I think the troll-ship set sail a long time ago.
>spins blowup doll in circles on his crotch
>"y'all feelin' this?"
What an absolute legend
Posting Chris Chan's movie idea by /tv/ because it's actually pretty good.
>>28949314
cant believe i watched all of that
>>28950933
She knows how to entertain.
>>28946847
>tfw you're now as fat as Chris Chan
THAT'S
IT
I'M
FUCKING
STARVING
MYSELF
>>28951038
>she
oregano
>>28948163
>y'all wanna see a little play, huh
This seductress
>>28948163
I wonder if his mum can hear this shit through the walls
>>28946847
> implying that's the real Chris
the real Chris died in the fire years ago
>>28947179
Just because you have a few similarities with him is infinitely better than being the disgusting mess that he is
>>28947059
Fucking stupid newfags. Lurk moar. Stop embarassing yourself.
Start with the Sonichu saga.
>>28951253
>years ago
Shit, it feels like that was just yesterday
>>28947553
>Incredibly happy
>Winning contests for his favorite thing
>>28947366
>implying paying a hooker to take your virginity counts
this faggot still alive?
>>28950722
>http://www.26d.xyz/chan/oldinandout.mp4
very nice
>>28950855
>the spinning part
kek'd
>>28947215
>>28947217
Time to get dads shotgun
>>28947083
nsfwyoutube dot com. You're welcome.
cat this_thread | sed 's/him/her/'
That towel on his head reminds of Christmas Vaction
>>28947059
A brief summary:
"High-functioning autistic" (read: a robot with a victim complex) whose terrible art of sonic was posted on /v/ one day. His art, a comic called "sonichu" was both prolific in its creation and highly persona, starring Chris himself and delving deep into his personal life. Posters were stunned and started trolling him, finding him to be incredibly responsive and easily trolled. A perfect lolcow basically.
People began obsessing over him, seeing him as a representation of everything wrong with the modern child. He has used his quite minor mental disability to leech off both his parents and the federal government, enabling him to quite literally live like a child, with free housing, healthcare, and food, while spending his welfare check on video games and toys.
If you're free on a rainy day, read the wiki, it'll blow your fucking mind.
>>28946847
>Chris Chan fucking a blow up doll again
what else is new?
You have to be a real loser with major low esteem issues to make fun of someone who has no real awareness of his actions.
>>28953519
>no real awareness of his actions
That's tumblr logic there bucko
>she had no real awareness of her actions so it was rape
>she had no real awareness of her actions so it's okay if she shoplifts
>she had no real awareness of her actions so its okay for her to cheat
>>28953519
tumblr is calling for you friend. You don't wanna miss your hugbox meeting.
>>28947059
Oh god I don't even know where to begin
JULAAAYY
JULAAYYY
>>28947295
he's happier than me
>>28950919
don't forget
>fucked a PS3
DO ANYONE HAVE LINK TO THE VID?
>>28951995
this
>fuck the muting robot
>>28947059
He is the Ur-meme, he is the alpha and the omega of internet bullshit, he is the roots, the bough, the bark, branch and leaves of 4chan. The prince of robots and the pauper.
Go to encyclopedia drammatica as the wiki devoted to his life crashes any time something like this happens.
>>28953580
>equating a rape victim, a cheater, and a shoplifter to CWC
>That's tumblr logic there bucko
No, it isn't. CWC is AUTISTIC. He has no idea that the whole internet is making fun of him because he has limited social intelligence to truly comprehend the monster that he is. A rape victim sometimes deserves getting rape. Shoplifters are clearly aware of when they shoplift unless they're children or mentally handicapped. Cheaters definitely are aware that they're cheating on their husbands.
>>28953642
>No one can't want nice things so I'll just say they want a hugbox
Right, because it's too much to ask people to stop cyberbullying autists. I need to go back to a place I have never been because I'm a decent human being who doesn't bother people just cause they're being themselves. You're defending bullying. What the fuck is the matter with you? You're not helping Chris-chan man-up. You're just profiting off his autism in self-esteem.
>the helicopter
oh god im gonna die
>>28953799
Women are incapable of realizing that the actions they are doing are wrong because of the patriarchy forcing them to make these bad decisions. They aren't given the proper environment to nurture good habits and morality, resorting to them falsely accusing people, committing theft, and having adulterous affairs.
Christian is definitely aware of his actions because he was born male and is therefore responsible for his own tragic mishaps.
>>28946847
just when i thought chris couldnt ascend anymore on the 'tismo meter, hes venturing into uncharted 'tismo territory. autism and memes will do that to you.
>>28950855
Typical Hillary voter
>>28947640
He fucking uploaded it to youtube himself, what are you talking about?
>>28946847
He knows more about female anatomy than I do.
>>28950997
I want a Wernor Herzog documentary.
>>28951995
Having sex counts as losing virginity bitter autist. So yup he lost his virginity even if you refuse to accept that and have to move goalposts to win.
he lost his virginity and you havent deal with it
>>28953799
if he's unaware the internet is making fun of him then how is it bullying? bullying is more direct than that. if you see someone trip and then have a chuckle about it once they're out of earshot that's not bullying
>>28950855
Man, I've had a really fucking shitty life. No father, extremely poor, always bullied for being short, ugly, poor, and skinny. No friends growing up, extremely abusive mother who beat me so bad I ended up in Foster Care, twice but after watching this, my life doesn't seem so bad.
I completely lost it at the spinning part, thank god I don't have extreme autism.
CWC is a pretty cool guy.
>is proud of his hobby even if everyone says its not currently cool in 201x
>doesnt hurt anybody
>a gentleman
I would rather be friends with CWC than most of you, desu senpai.
>>28947103
>going to know your meme
Way to be a fucking pleb, newbie.
>>28950510
No he doesn't.
They gave him an honorary degree to get rid of him after he went wandering around his campus with a homemade sign that said he was looking for a 'boyfriend free girl' to be his 'sweetheart from the ground up'.
Apparently women found this creepy.
>>28951038
saved and savored
>>28955191
So, he basically got a degree without having to do piles of stupid homework and drudgery?
He basically beat the system.
>>28954594
What if you laugh while you know they can see/hear you? Is that bullying?
>>28954431
THIS
I've had lengthy discussions with a friend and fellow Christorian about just that thing. Narrating moments of Chris' life with a Werner Herzog accent is beyond hilarious.
Louis Theroux would be good too.
>>28955076
>doesnt hurt anybody
He's dished out plenty of pain to the few people in his life who weren't trolls. Read up on your christory.
>>28955076
>Doesn't hurt anybody
>Not prepared
I've watched this man drink some fanta mixed with his own cum and fuck a playstation. This ain't shit.
>>28955076
I don't know man, they say pepper-spray is pretty painful.
>>28955076
He'll hurt you if you call anybody.
>>28955076
Chris is actually an enormous asshole and unapologetic narcissist.
I know you sad robot NEETs feel empathy for how pathetic he is but he'd sell you out for a boyfriend free girl in an instant.
>>28949736
>mfw i read
>video no longer availiable
>>28949748
>Legally drive
Not with that autism
>Owns a vehicle
Okay
>Has finished college
There is no fucking way
>Youtube following
It can't even be called that. Keep grasping for straws
>Will be remembered worldwide
Yeah there will be a dance thread on /v/ then nobody will care anymore. A whole hour or so. Wow.
>Has touched/hugged a girl
His mom doesn't count
>Runs a business
Just stop.
>Has been on a date with a girl
Once again, his mom doesn't count
>Arguably had sex with a prostitute
You can't keep making this shit up
>start at 5:05
>Cowgirl
>brmbrmbrm brm brm brmbrmbrm
>skip ahead a bit
>Doggy
>brmbrmbrm brm brm brmbrmbrm
>skip ahead a bit
>seated missionary
>brmbrmbrm brm brm brmbrmbrm
>skip ahead a bit
>missionary
>brmbrmbrm brm brm brmbrmbrm
>>28948122
If he is it is the single greatest work of irony known to man
>>28955405
All of those things are true though.youre just jealous of an actual retard so you can't deal with it.
>>28947128
>raven the goth pedo
Link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEveMBa_i8M
>tfw I have become a living meme
just hope it doesn't go to my head like it did with Chris
>expecting another shitty 30 second half arsed vlog
>it's The Second Coming of Julay
Long have I awaited the return of the king. What a fucking time to be alive.
I hope someone has been doing a backup of all the videos on his channel. I don't think they're going to last very long onlne.
Sanic has seen some shit.
>>28953748
https://youtu.be/HHZuablu-iY
>CWC Adult Chronicles will never be finished
>>28955253
>christory.
kek
>>28946847
This beast has no self awareness left. This is just a severely damaged brain controling the actions of the body it posesses.
Brain illness is a sad fate. I'm depressed now, because I know god doesn't exist.
God would not let the Chris Chan mistake happen.
>>28954682
>my life doesn't seem so bad.
that's the magic of chris-chan my friend, he makes everyone feel better about themselves and reminds us that it could always be worse
Backup link for those who don't want to sign up to youtube :
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris's%20Sex%20Moves.mp4
>>28960466
>Chris's Sex Moves
>>28947059
I really want to believe summer is just a meme but then faggots make posts like this.
>>28960566
might just be a newfag. it's not like students don't have time to shitpost during the school year.
>>28960487
It's because the video was posted in a contest with another pillow-fucking autist which is probably a troll along a strawpoll asking the question "Who has the best sex moves ?"
>>28946847
I'm so prepared for something like that, last week a video of Drachenlord(basically the german Chris Chan) fapping was leaked on german twitter.
so is chris legitimately the most documented human to ever live or what
