Give Her a The D-escartes edition
Old pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
First for Russians are top tier qts
Second for block Russia
Please don't post in this thread and let it die, the other one still has 60 replies left and this one doesn't have the thread info and pastebin links...
>>28930197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdjYhp0ldbc;^ origional
>>28930291
this
>be mildly attractive or use a fake profile picture
>message hottest girl you can find "hey, are [nationality] girls as good as they say?"
>panties will instantly drop
Works every time.
>>28930291
Neither does the other one burger
>>28930291
also this
but people still will, think we just have to deal with this shit every time
How often do you guys write first?
>>28930291
this is some /vg/ tier autism
>>28930421
>>28930412
>>28930291
Oh, and this clearly retarded OP didn't mention pal or interpals or autism pal in the OP, causing it not to show up in the catalog when searching for these terms, thanks!
Is the site down?
>>28930414
Actually like 50% of the time.
Should we sage this thread so someone can make a proper one?
>>28930461
Lol this is why you guys can't get any girls. Autismus Maximus.
>>28930547
yes, posted with a sage obviously.
posting int sperg squad
>>28930414
Almost exclusively. I'm 4-5/10, maybe 5-6 if I were to apply myself?
>>28930606
Feels good to not be on this shitlist
>>28930606
> looking through list sure you're gonna be on it
> recognize people you've spoken to
> used memespeak too
> no way they wouldn't know I'm here
> really don't want to be on the list
> mfw
All's good though lads, am not there
>>28930606
i spam my face and profile all the time, step up your game faggot
>>28930197
Interbopper doesn't work for me. What do?
>>28930606
holy shit, fucking hate Paul, and his fat ass.
i know people who were autists that dated each other.
>>28931437
damn, fuck me for samefagging but,
fuck looking at these losers make me angry, especially Paul, Rachel, & Ena.
I'm glad I'm not on that list. If you want dirt on some, I'll spill because fuck it.
>>28931518
i want dirt on Guenter
>>28930606
whos the chad in the first row?
>>28931518
Give us info, lets meme them to death
>>28931581
you mean this gay dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dozejsIYRk
>>28931697
wtf hes got a chad body but a sperg brain/
>want to hear my qts voice
>decide to link my vocaroo
>said on my mic, howdy m lady, tips fedora feels good man
>asked her when do i hear her voice
>tfw just realized how autistic my recording was
I burnt the bridge to the ground. I am on to the next one.
>>28930606
These people are infinitely more attractive than me. Fuck me for thinking I can have a chance. Of course qts will talk to you if you look like that. Why are these guys even on 4chan?
Why is everyone getting these indo girls messaging them and complaining about it? I'm activly looking for an indo QT due to how close I live (Australia) and want a local girl to show me around Indonesia, mostly because I have no good friends to travel with.
How do you robots attract these girls? let me know /r9k/.
>>28931572
Where are they on the list, that shit is long.
>>28931609
Ena was a real crazy, she ended up dating a guy from Texas, and quoted she liked him because he was beta.
So they met, and did stupid shit. If I can find the picture, I'll show you.
Basically they took naked pictures and on sharpie had stuff marked such as "4chan power couple" and she put a fruit roll snack around his dick.
Really Psycho
Rachel was just an attention whore was underage at the time, and who really hated her Jew nose.
Paul was a fat fuck who thought he was best because he had a trust fund.
>>28931855
I think 4 of them at least went to visit their "qt"
>>28931855
Lmao, Ena sexted me. 4chan women = slooters
>>28931780
At least you made me smirk
>>28931900
She is a true slut, no joke.
Is she still active?
HAVENT BEEN ON IN 4 DAYS AND COME BACK TO THIS SHIT FUUUG SEND HELP PLS
>>28931990
O SHIT WADDUP ITS DAT 7
who here upgraded gfs?
i landed qt 17 gf then she stopped giving me attention after 2-3 days. i was forced to look for a better mate. i found a qt 21 year old that enjoys typing me walls of text and showing me her feet.
feels good man
>tfw talking to a schizophrenic Russian qt who has trouble communicating in English
>>28932388
How does it use a computer?
Still completely terrified before checking my messages.
Does this never end?
>>28932592
I don't get that, it's when it starts getting personal mom's spaghetti starts coming out
What the fuck does "naka" mean from a thai qt?
>>28932641
well, I got both. It's now getting kind of personal and it's 10x as terrifying as it was before.
>make an interpals account two weeks ago
>hardly get any views or messages
>use qt crawler, literally no one I viewed views me back
>stop using it for four days
>use it on and off since
>checked it yesterday night and got 15 views
>leave it on and get 65 views and 6 messages today so far
Posted this earlier. I don't understand this website at all. Can anyone explain this?
FUCK THIS SHIT I CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS
fuck fuck fuck
>>28932777
no idea last week i had about 5 views one day and then the next one i had about 80 without using any scripts or changing my profile
>tfw spent all day talking to two qt's
>both message me lengthy replies and act interested
>feel already overwhelmed and anxiety is starting to kick
is this what being a Chad feels like? Because honestly, I don't like it that much.
>>28932982
Chads don't have anxiety
>>28932982
I feel exactly the same. If it doesn't end well with these qt's I give up, this is just too much for me.
help
is this succubus after my semen?
Any Chad's can explain what's happening?
>>28933441
>joke
Kek, she is basically saying she wont fuck you, ever, fuck her off senpai
>>28932982
>>28933274
Literally shaking reading message here lads.
qt is being so nice and I don't know what to do
It's hard to jus b myself when my brain is flipping out
fucking hell lads
>>28933441
it looks like you were pressing her for something and she's trying to delay you in the nicest way possible
>>28933494
thanks for the insight, I had a feeling this was a ruse
blocked the cunt
>>28933508
Why not share and let us help?
>inb4 that would make things worse
>>28933539
Good move senpai, don't let yourself get cucked, if you even think something dodgy just fuck her off and move on, if she comes back then just play it off like you forgot
>17 year old is sending n00ds on Skype
I MADE IT LADS
>>28933672
tipping the fbi rite now
>>28933694
Go ahead, 16 is the legal age here.
:^^^^^)
>>28933694
bloxskjdlkasjdlk
Wasn't ready for this boyz
>>28933762
I smell a scam
>>28933762
She's gonna beg you for money and fall off the face of the earth and cuck you.
help me get feet pics lads, how do you do it? any tips from people on /int/ who did
>qt literally fell asleep talking to me
s-she's just tired, r-right?
>>28932240
how do you get the conversation on to feet?
pls tell me i want qt european feets
>>28933787
>>28933819
Yeah I haven't grown fond of her so no worries about getting cucked, leaves me in an awkward situation as to what to reply though
I fucking blew it, lads
>>28933937
Block her senpai, it's not worth the trouble of graciously dumping her. You think she gives a shit?
>>28933877
>>28933943
I lolled hard ladm8s
to the first, she might just be tired...
>>28933953
I replied "Don't worry about it" like any true autist would
>>28933871
I thought liking feet was just a meme. I sometimes get sent them even though i have no use for them.
I think before I've had conversations that basically go along the lines of i'm tall and you're short, my hands are probably bigger than your feet, then you prompt her for a foot size reference.
or maybe say you're an artist and need to do foot and hand studies and then just change the subject if she ever asks about the drawing again
generally just make it seem like you don't have a foot fetish and an opportunity will present itself
here's some ugly 17yo korean feet to start you off
>>28934094
>here's some ugly 17yo korean feet to start you off
cmon, I don't even have a foot fetish but don't leave us hanging
>>28934094
>>28934112
sorry about that autismpals
>>28934158
>hairy legs
>top of foot
shit-tier, tell her she did a shit job
>>28934158
>hairy legs
>deformed feet
hmm no thanks
>>28934158
literally look like my feet
>>28934158
>i can't jack off to this
>>28934172
>>28934203
>>28934249
>>28934274
i agree they're ugly, and i told her mine looked better, just an example.
but now that i'm looking through my stash it turns out i get sent a lot of feet photos so it should be easy enough to get some
>>28932777
One you have used qtcrawler, you need to give it some time for the girls to see that you have viewed them, and then act on it. It can take a few days.
>>28934356
OP I'm memeing full blown autism at qt and she seems to love it.
This is all thanks to your threads. I can't thank you enough man.
qt logs off instantly after you tell her you gtg good night
>>28934390
Glad I could help and I hope you keep having good luck with the qts. However the script devs are the ones we all should be thanking.
>Cute German girl that writes poems and watches anime is messaging me
THIS IS IT, SHE IS GOING TO BE MY WIFE.
>>28934458
that was actually one of the devs thank you right there :^)
>>28934468
>German """girl"""
>Tfw you find a literal qt like no other
>She ignores me
I know my expectations are too high, but it still hurts
>>28934172
>>28934203
>>28934249
>>28934274
here you go boys
/Philippine999
>>28933508
I'm in literally the same situation.
It's the perfect qt but I'm going to ruin it.
I wanna go back to simpler times.
>>28934468
>German
>implying she isn't a Turk
Hnnnng muh dick
oreganalo
>>28934687
>she's a very definite 9.5/10
>i can maybe masquerade as a 7/10 so long as she sees only my good angles on skype
it's always an adventure to see which discovery is made first, either:
>she realises she's too good for me
>i realise she's crazy
>>28934828
>>she realises she's too good for me
>>i realise she's crazy
Sigh
every time.
>>28934731
Now I read the message a few times I've calmed down a little
Push onwards brother
>>28931697
>QT russian just messged me
>Clayton Somedude is her friend
is that a blockable offence?
We might all make it brehs. I'm autistic but since their english is shit it all evens out conversation wise.
>>28934274
Try harder anon.
It's fun to just write stupid stuff to stacies, prefferably while high
>>28935210
Yeah no, i still like women and only women you degenerate faggot no amount of trap spamming will change my mind
I've been talking to a qt that doesn't use any stupid emoticon faces. Do I get to act like a non-degenerate for once and not spam smilies?
After about a week QTs are finally talking to me
I made it guys
>>28930606
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME SHITLIST
>tfw she hits me in the feels
>>28936922
We are truly the strongest.
>tfw I failed all my Brazilian qts shit tests
I had her on WhatsApp answering me immediately and now she's ignoring me
i'm too boring and shitty person for this to work tee bee haitch
>>28936976
shit tests?
>>28936998
Dumb questions to make sure you're not a robot
>>28937017
explain pls
oregano
>>28937028
Questions like
>so what do you do for fun
Or
>how tall are you
This one always gets me
>>28937070
When will you learn?manletblox
>chat with qt every day for 2 weeks
>getting along great
>get in a skype call for the first time with cam
>sit in literal silence for most of 2 hours while she does homework in a different language and I pretend to be writing but really am just sperging out internally
>say goodbye and hopefully we'll talk again soon
I ain't even mad.
>>28937518
why the fuck didnt you just leave earlier?
also what did you talk about?
>>28937518
Near silent calls can be great. If the qt stays, she is just enjoying your company while she does other things
Is it worth it to find a qt coreligionist on here?
>>28937518
>call gril on skype we watch one piece on her ipad
>We say nothing for 3 hours
I ain't even mad.
How did you guys find your perfect qt? I'm scanning profiles and it feels like I'm shifting through mounds of garbage to find one.
>>28937723
I've found two fucking CUTE grills from Europe that are really fun to talk to and have already made the transition to Skype. One is already planning to stay at my place soon.
qtcrawler works wonders
>>28937682
>call qt on skype
>she just uses a vibrator and watches porn while i browse 4chan on another screen
time for a sexual detox
>>28937627
Very true. It's like sitting in silence with your gf while you do your own thing. Really cozy.
>>28937723
Try putting in some keywords for things you would actually want to talk about.
Why is every girl on here a koreaboo? Every single one.
>>28937813
>Enjoy the company of a qt
>Occasionally laugh and share dumb shit from the Internet with each other
>Occasional conversation as you both watch a movie
TOP TIER COMFY
>>28937852
>qt tries convincing me to watch k dramas with her
>drop the bitch the very next day
>>28937852
Because Korean qts are as good as they get senpai
>>28937769
how did you go about doing this? a few girls added me skype but i have no balls and dont want to be creepy
/Hakutakur8
>>28938439
idk, i just tell them they're cute every once in a while and they inmate it.
>>28938654
*initiate
typo typo typo
>Be a Britbong
>qts think it's awesome and ask about how cool London is
>Don't have the heart to tell them it's fucking shit and that the UK is literally a meme
>tfw dog in my main profile pic
>>28938913
You okay man?concernblox
>>28938936
Oh I'm fine. The doggy is a good wait to start conversations
I'm not that bad looking but no one messages me, I don't get it
Profile has been filled out a bit, maybe I need a cooler picture than just my face :/
>>28938988
Yeah, doing something outside is best.
Try having an animal.
It's way more likely they'll message first saying "cute animal" than saying that you're cute even if you're a solid 7.
/JustBeYourself
Oh shit nigger. What am I reading.
>>28939058
Don't have an animal
>>28930606
>not on there anymore
feelsgreatman
Its stupid how well you can sorta get by when you use a fuckton of emojis.
>Cute Indonesian girl hasn't been online for 3 days since I sent a well thought first message.
>It hasn't even been read.
Here's hoping the Internet went totally shit throughout the entirety of Indonesia.
>>28939507
Brah if she is poor she buys like 3 days of internet data when she has moni.
>no messages
HELP
>>28939936
to afraid to look, ill just wait some more
>>28938439
I tried to get a Thai girl cheat his boyfriend
I failed :(
>>28940359
>his
Kek
Guys, if I delete my account will I be able to retrieve it?
>>28940672
yeah, why delete it though if your planning to reactivate it?
>>28930606
I think a few of these people don't actually browse 4chan they use use meme speak :^)
Can someone give a link to qt crawler? I've googled it and can't find the one people have been using.
>>28939096
Me neither. i put up a pic of me with a stray cat though
Wait how old are you guys?
Search
Add country: Thailand
Keyword: ladyboy
h-here I go!
>>28941428
literally suicide
>>28940724
'cause maybe i'll regret doing it..
that was a good joke right?RIGHT?
>finally got that first "i noticed you visit my profile a lot" qtcrawler message
I flew too close to the sun lads
is once a week really too much?
>send a qt a message
>she reads it
>doesn't reply
fucking end my pathetic existence
>>28941791
Update your qtcrawler, it no longer revisits profiles.
And when that happens, just say something dumb about their profile and the reason why you're so interested in viewing it.
If their profile sucks and you can't say anything, my response is to say "I notice you visit my 'you recently viewed' list too".
>>28941791
I have used it every day, multiple times a day.
Only a few have mentioned it, but I just shrug it off and claim it must be a weird site error.
>send a qt a message
>she replies
>she never once visits my profile
hmm
>>28942031
>Be a writer
>Mention that i don't want to talk about writing and just want to make friends on my profile
>Get a plethora of people messaging me about writing
FUCKKKKKK
>>28942060
Dont mention you're a writer.
>>28942112
I fucking know that now.
90% of the messages I get are: "OMG UR A WRITER? THAT IS COOL I LIKE NOVEL PLS RESPOND"
guys this is a red flag right?
i want to ask so bad if she would date a black guy but that would ruin it for sure right?
should i just relax and pretend its nothing?
she is really cute and from poland
>>28942112
What would happen if I mentioned I'm a Catholic? Could I get a Jesus freak Korean after me?
>>28942321
D R O P P E D
O R I G I N A L O O
>>28942420
if i didnt already invest a couple days and she say she likes me i would. instead going forward asked who her favorite rappers were. see thats a trick question if its eminem shes cool if its black guys i could be in trouble
>>28942549
Post results here. I want to have a few keks when she says it's some dindu nuffin
>>28942368
More likely Filipinas. Koreans are mostly presbyterian.
>>28942549
Rap is literally the most popular genre in the world. Every basic girl likes it. it's not a sign of anything.
>>28942620
Close enough, I'll convert them.
Been on interpals on and off for 4/5 years. AMA
>>28942973
How do you keep interest, after juggling like 4 girls at a time and having to keep it straight and falling hard for one and having it go bad I really get no pleasure from this anymore. Do you just farm nudes and not care about them?
>>28942420
>>28942570
>>28942699
oh my fucking god i hate being right
god fucking dammit
>>28944671
BURN
THE
COAL
PAY
THE
TOLLI'm so sorry anon.
>>28944671
TOP FUCKING KEK
I FUCKING SAID DROPPED, DIDN'T I?
ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIIIIIPPPPPP
>>28944671
my sides
get nudes and drop
>>28944671
>Why isn't my Polish qt a Nazi like me >:(
You people are so fucking stupid.
>>28944715
>>28944743
>>28944746
what do i say im crushed
>>28944671
>"i don't like him as a person"
>Likes disgusting niggers that chimp out about drugs and killing people
You literally cannot make this shit up
>>28944822
At this point you literally just say, "DROPPED." and never respond again.
>>28944822
ask her why she's talking to you if you're not a handsome black guy
>>28944822
>tfw black guy
Anon let me take your girl real quick
>>28944881
>>28944930
id rather see you dead
>>28945078
Haha she is completely oblivious.
>>28943438
The later. Farm, drop. Unless you have time to juggle?
>tfw storming outside, laying in my comfy bed
>Talking to european qts on skype
Pic related for comfy
just got visited by a 60 y/o japanese women. what do?
>>28945458
Be nice to baa-chan.
I don't see why rap is bad
why all the people from Thailand study some form of management literally all the qts I talked to told me the same shit
>>28945568
all the thai's i speak to study photography, it's such a dead talking point
here I go, wish me luck bros
wish I wasn't so boring & could hold a conversation
>>28946057
the longer you hold the conversation the more naturally it comes, just make sure you end every message with a question to keep her engaged, focus it on her.
>>28945078
>W-Whites dominate everything
>A-Anyone who is disagrees burns Coal
>tfw your qt thinks Syrians are worse than animals, and they are "beasts who share the similar make of a human but are far more ferocious and feral."
>>28946845
lmao where is she from?
>>28946877
Warsaw, Poland.
>>28946845
shows what she knows. Most of Syrians that came here are Christian. Muslims are coming from other non war nations. They are the ones raping, killing, etc. They took this Syrian crisis for themselfs and now poor Syrians are in danger.
>>28947023
The way I see it shit is bad enough there is no need to lie.
Post bimbo and megaslut profiles. Ones with pictures that make you wonder how she could upload them publicly
>>28947434
you first;alsdkfha;oeivbn;asldfaeri;gbklvajn
>>28947504
/Sunaporn
>>28947504
I had a bunch more but their profile names seem to lead to 404's now, like pic related
Qt: Hey I saw you like history. I like it too
Me: That's nice which period do you like?
Qt: That's a little personal don't you think?
Me: Is it?
Qt: I'm not gonna talk about my period with someone I just met
>mfw I was blocked and am facing a review
>>28947656
these are fake profiles using pictures of instagram whores though
>>28947702
You couldve easily said time period
Remember girls are less intelligent than men
>>28947735
Oh, I just reverse image searched that picture and found the IG, that was pretty dumb of me. I normally do that though
>>28947504
Here you go anon :^)/Goodsoul97
>tfw just got home after a long day
>tfw message waiting for me
>tfw it's like 700 words again
Feels good. About to login.
>>28941770
PLEASE tell em they can't see my recently visited....
>>28945568
>food production
Or something like that, have had it two times now.
>>28948675
They cannot. They can see who posts on your wall and shit.
>been viewed 5 times today
>not 1 message
what am I doing wrong
>>28948735
You aren't looking at profiles
You aren't using the crawler
>>28932777
which script in the pastebin is qtcrawler? the regional scripts?
>>28948819
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
>>28948857
is this the updated one that doesn't revisit profileS?
>>28948933
Yes, they are both updated and working.
First one is the most popular, used as a browser addon, second is a command line script if you like that.
>>28949210
yeah just installed it, wish me luck
>252 views so far
>20 messages
I don't even wanna look
Guys I can hold interesting conversations fine I think but I can't take a fucking picture for the life of me. Should I take a selfie in the city or outside in the field later with doge or by-myself?
>>28949238
GOOD LUCK LADMAN
>>28949277
All three m8, variety is gud
and take a ton of pictures and pick the ones with best lighting/expression
>>28949278
>already got 1 message
>she's qt
thank you lads
>>28949277
with doge will net you bare maleqt points
>>28949293
are close up portrait type pics better or ones from a little distance?
>>28949302
confirmed for chadbot chaddy mchadface / 10
>>28949313
I think a reasonably close up one is best for the main picture, since it will be seen first as a small preview. But some distance ones perhaps with other interesting thigns in them are good for secondary pics
>That moment when it just becomes a game of selecting the best looking Thai girl on your list.
Am I gonna have a bad time? I see everyone complaining about thais?
>>28949439
That's because they speak poor English, are pretty autistic, and literally just want your money.
>>28949439
You're using the script
If you use the script
you're gonna have a bad time.
>>28949439
they just fetishise you for being white, they never have any actual interest in you as a person so the attention is hollow
>>28949541
Define Autistic
>>28949614
Lol, I'm not even white. But I see your point.
>>28949610
But the script is all I know :(
>>28949720
> Define Autistic
Clueless when it comes to the commonly accepted societal norms of the west
I always see a thread like this in the catalog but never touch it, would somebody please explain me what you guys do in this threads?
what is it about?
>>28930197
>the "giving the dick on the internet" generation
Keep it right up!
>>28949784
We talk about how we're doing with the qt's we talk to on interpals
Interpals is a "language and culture exchange" site, which is a euphemism for international dating site. Lots of qt girls from around the world congregate there, and even complete robots are able to create harems of them, some with the goal of long-term relationships, while others are just in it for the nudes.
You should make an account, it's not as scary as it seems.
>>28949771
Like just the usually shit people are ok with in the west? Like what?
>tfw your qt is sleeping
>tfw anxiously waiting when she'll wake up and login to interpals
>>28949850
how do they achieve that?
I would like to talk to a qt.
but how?
>>28950052
>/r9k/ benefits of interpals. WHY DO WE DO THIS?
http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
>/r9k/ profile creation advice
http://pastebin.com/tNuKVPnq
>/r9k/ conversation advice i.e. how to talk to qts
http://pastebin.com/vwJfvtsd
>/r9k/ anti paranoia advice i.e. how to bust through your anxiety and create an account
http://pastebin.com/6gUtUBB0
>>28950052
check out their profiles and see what they're intested in or ask them about their job/what they're studying etc
or if you want to talk to thai girls just be white
>>28950052
Just make an account, then add some pictures and some text (this is important, no one will contact a blank profile).
When you initially make your account you'll be very visible to people browsing through profiles, when your account gets a little older this is not the case, so you might want to download qtcrawler (often referred to as "the script", check the pastebin in the OP) which visits profiles automatically. People can see who has visited their profile, and are likely to visit you back, which in turn increases the chance they'll message you.
Other than that it's up to you, good luck
>>28950103
>>28950086
>>28950101
How did you guys knew before hand that I was going to get anxiety thinking about if a would create an account?
do i have to post my face?
I don't really want to catfish. I don't think that is right for someone. I can see it doing it for comedy but not for actual interaction.
>>28950146
just do it for the social gains man, it's not like there's many stacies on that site that will just straight up laugh at you, at lot of them are quite autistic themselves
>>28950146
>do i have to post my face?
No one's forcing you to do anything, I suppose it depends on what you want from the site. If you talk long enough to someone they're guaranteed to want to see your face sooner or later anyway, so you might as well get it over with. I'm sure it's not that bad, you must have at least one decent angle for a profile pic. Keep in mind, this is not intended as a dating site, so people won't blow you off right away if you're not a 9/10 Chad.
you guys, please help me with an answer to this. she's such a qt and i want her to be impressed
pls no ignore
>>28950209
I would go with the
> travel the world and experience different cultures XD
meme. Girls love that
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>>28950086
OP is a huge cunt for not including this shit
>>28950209
>''not killing myself''
it's the only response
>>28950205
have you showed your face? is it for attention?
could you please tell me a story of some one you met before?
>>28950202
what are social gains?
are there really autistic qts that would like to talk to me?
>>28950291
talking to a 22 year old girl from russia at the moment, she's a virgin and has never had a relationship before
>>28950347
Give first letter of her nickname, or her town or something so I know it's not the same qt as me
