Like all losers, we should be supervillains.
State your
>Villain Alias
>Superpower
>Costume
Ex of mine
Alias: The Crimson Emperor
Superpower: Creating things inside a 10 meter radius.
Costume: A suit or an all encompassing cape, and a cool mask.
Now go!
>>28912490
the Knowgrabber
Creating literal doors to alternate dimension of my choosing, only I can use the door, i need a couple days to define what universe I wan to go and gather enough energy. after use the door dissapears.
costume: a bunch of doorknobs glued all over me
>>28912828
*Knobgrabber
>>28912490
>The grifter
>No superpowers, just good at reading people.
>My costume changes depending on what I'm after.
Villan alias: op
Superpower: is a
Costume: faggot
>>28912490
>Alias
None. Why should I hide my name if I'm a supervillain?
>Superpower
Conjure food and conjure drink. It would piss off the government and food producers. I could cause the whole market to collapse if I'd feel like it.
>Costume
A plain gray uniform.
>>28912490
>Alias
Captain Tendies
>Superpower
Fling shit and eat tendies
>Costume
Pajamas with tendies on them
>>28912939
you a commie mate?
>>28913080
Isn't a supervillain supposed to be one?
>Alias
Roughneck
>Superpower
8 grit sandpaper skin, superdense skin
>Costume
Ski mask, suede hooded jacket
>>28913104
only if you are American
>>28913161
Nah, I'm Slavic. But 4chan is American, so it fits I guess.
>Alias
Depresso
>Superpower
Crippling depression
>Costume
The masquerade that I don't contemplate suicide daily.
>>28913542
This hits waaaay too close to home. How this is not original enough?
>Alias:The Emulator
>Superpower:Can emulate a video game emulator; powers include savestate creation, 10 at a time, that can be reset at will, time manipulation via speed-up, cheat code abuse, essentially reality warping, enhanced super eagle vision, sound manipulation like Corazon's shitty fruit in One Piece, Infinite Mass Punch via Turbo Button, disable background layers to find hidden objects, copy superpowers in a "rom" but the limit is no more than one can be used at a time, cognitive manipulation by editing someone's "inputs"
>Costume:Bulky armor that looks like some indiscriminate video game console, with huge pauldrons, the torso section looks like a controller front and the buttons activate the various powers, the helmet resembles a PC CRT monitor with the screen acting as a visor
Does it have to be in the current world or can it be in a medieval fantasy one ? if so :
>Villain Alias
The fallen
>Superpower
Manipulation of life and death.
>Costume
Ancient priest robe
>Background
>Raised by good parents who were high priests of life, had a strict, harsh education, was meant to follow their steps.
>But wanted more and more power.Greed,envy and pride made me slip to the dark paths.
>I learned through my education to manipulate life forces, healing and such.
>But through studies in forbidden books i found out that as much as life could be manipulated, death could be too.
>So i searched ways of manipulating it until i found an ancient necromancian to whom i became the student.
>Darkness corrupted myself during training and i acquired an immense strength.
>Madness was close but i stood true to the hatred and the need of vengeance i knew.
>Eventually i was able to overcome my master and steal his knowledge and his lifeforce.
>So i came back to the church of life and showed them how much powerful i became. I slaughtered them all but no blood was spilled.
>I spared my parents though, to let them spread the news of a new powerful being into the world.
>Now that i was able to manipulate either life or death i could become a god.
>>28913682
oh I forgot another superpower, photographic memory and memory "playback" because of screenshots and video recording
>>28912490
>Smugotaur
>Can make any frog turn into Pepe
>Green monosuit. (pinkguy but green)
>>28912490
>>28912828
>>28912878
>>28912888
>>28912939
>>28912995
>>28913158
>>28913542
THE FIRST VILLAINS HAVE ARRIVED
>Villain Alias
Large Thomas
>Superpower
am really strong, mostly just a henchman tho
>Costume
bald, handlebar mustache, slacks with suspenders, no shirt, no shoes
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
King of Death
>Superpower
The ability to kill things. Even things that aren't alive
>Costume
A black robe, scythe, and a bone crown
>>28913854
>Villian Alias
The Dusk
>Superpower
I drain the energy of those around me for my own nefarious purposes
>Costume
Cloak and hood, like reaper from overwatch
>Background
fuckin edgelord
probably listens to linkin park
>>28912490
>Duke Despair
>Minor teleportation, small magic tricks both mundane and supernatural, and vastly increased mental acuity
>Full Victorian style getup, known to disguise as a skeleton with a glamour
>Conductor 54m50n
>summoning trains and tracks
>a black conductor's uniform with a red, glowing pentagram on the hat
already have some good catchphrases
"Time to pay your fare"
"Next station: Pain"
>villain Alias
The Beta Male
>superpower
Can never lose an internet argument
>costume
Cargo shorts and a graphic tshirt
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
Shaman of the Easterly Winds
>Superpower
Iago levels of interpersonal manipulation
Proprietary mind-altering concoctions
>Costume
Poncho, turquoise charms -- you get the shtick
Making your name as a loser does not mean being a villian. For instance, most musicians and actors are considered losers. Yes they are normies but I am just saying loser does not mean being a villain.
Charlie Sheen for instance is a well known loser who has made his name and made money. He is a crack head with aids people make fun of when he says he is WINNING. He is considered a loser.
>Villian Alias
Sir Skeltal
>Superpower
I spook people to death in their sleep with my doot doot
>Costume
I'm a skeleton with a hornthank mr skeltal
>>28914000
SPOOKED AS SPOOKED CAN BE
Dr. Memes
I have the power to control, create and destroy memes.
My underwear
>Villain Alias
The Asshole
>Superpower
The ability to depress people by reminding them of their flaws, insecurities, and inconvenient truths.
>Costume
Pic related.
>Bitch Slave
>Make senpai happy
>;^)
>>28914094
Hit me, Asshole. Fuck my wounds like de Sade on a bender.
>Villain Alias
Man in the Mirror
>Superpower
Self reflection. I reflect the objective truths about those who look upon me, and can amplify certain aspects to manipulate their response. This also allows me to steal powers
>Costume
Guantanamo overalls, bomber jacket and an industrial air filter a la http://www.rabbitairpurifier.com/images/newsletter/gas-mask.gif
>>28914141
You have no friends because you purposely cut contact with them. It was becoming to painful to watch them leave you behind as they got girlfriends, a good job, and a nice house.
You didn't want them to see how pathetic you've become.
Now you sit in your room hoping for some miracle that will make your life better. You shitpost on the internet to kill time.
>villain alias
The sex master
>super power
the ability to turn anyone into sexy people and to spawn their ideal sex mate, I can also increase penis size
>costume
The birthday suit (being naked)
>>28914219
Damn, you're pretty good. I have a boyfriend, but everything else is spot on.
>>28913996 I REQUEST MILITARY POWER FOR OUR CONFLICT WITH LGBT/ THEY ADMIT THAT THEY WILL INVADE.PLEASE R9K PARLAMENT I CANT HOLD THEM ON MY OWN
>>28914464
Thank you. Now try not to think about all those times you made a bad joke and everyone either half-laughed or pretended not to hear you out of pity.
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
yourbiggestfan
>Superpower
125% or 75% on all your traits/feelings
>Costume
Whatever my pal is wearing but reduced by 1/4. If with no one, then empty, shapeless and faceless.
>>28914540
>Now try not to think about all those times you made a bad joke and everyone either half-laughed or pretended not to hear you out of pity.
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
The Timekeeper
>Superpower
I can rewind the time whenever I want. So I can avoid a big number of ways to die (I.E. if I'm in a car and I'm going to crash, I can go back some minutes to avoid it), and I'll be free to do almost anything without consequencies... I can rewind the time after I did something horrible!
>Costume
A dark purple cape
>>28914683
>you now realize you're autistic and don't have the capacity to realize when others feel embarrassment for you
Dindu Erythang
Super speed to run away from anything
A skittles themed mask and an Arizona iced tea t-shirt
>>28913958
>summoning trains
>>28914919
The Zimzam
The ability to murder nignogs with immunity. Can tackle even the fastest dindu.
A pretend officer's uniform.
>>28912490
>Alias
Crumbumbler
>Power
I know what each chocolate is in the box without looking at the key
>Costume
Black skinny jeans and a maroon bandana wrapped tight around my calf. Jean jacket. Orange shutter shades and a birthday hat that says "Party Girl"
>>28912490
someone's been watching hero academia
>Villain Alias
Febreze
>Superpower
Can enhance and create smells coming from the targets body, such as bad breath, piss, farts, sweat, shit
Especially funny to use on normies and chads to ruin their lives but not very useful in combat
>Costume
Nothing special except pants with large pockets to stuff with objects to make the victims self conscious such as mints to offer or antiperspirant or shampoo
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
Doctor Roboticus
>Superpower
The ability to blame other people for my own shortcomings.
>Costume
mountain Dew T-shirt that smells like sweat and is covered in grease stains
>Alias
Stallman
>Superpower
Gnu\Emacs
>Costume
Beard, Sandals
am no drawfag but I tried to do a quick sketch
>name: Atheldra
>power: can store items in arms like without any effect
>pic related
>oh yeah also has wings
>>28912490
All For One
Can steal the superpowers of anyone else, make them mine, and combine them to my liking.
A hawaiian t-shirt, baggy shorts, and flip flops. I love those.
>>28915227
your quick sketch is good enough. would you make one for everyone?
>>28915362
Ok I'll start, is it ok of they all face forward so I can use a symmetry thing or should I all put them in a group photo like an earlier guy did
>>28915387
Be free
Whatever is easier for you
Dr. PooPaDoo
I can make materialize fecal matter anywhere and have it travel at any speed in any direction.
I wear a plastic bag over my head so enemies can't recognize me.
1 guy done
>>28915633
nice
you should write their names in the drawing
Prolly gonna do that at the end
>>28912490
>Cyrrow
>Intangibility
>Pharah's armor with a cape.
>The Shitposter Extraodinaire
>With my talents of shiposting politics, I actually make Trump win and start WW3. Just as planned ;)
>A fedora and cargo shorts
>>28913854
Hahaha, lookin good man.
added tendy guy an food summoner
>Villain Alias
Cupcake
>Superpower
barks at enemies and sometimes grants wishes if you give him food.
>Costume
is a dog
>Villain Alias
Gak Dick
>Superpower(s)
Copy newspapers with my dick, shapeshift my dick, shoot lasers from my urethra, gush cum and freeze it like that ice guy who slides on ice, but i will be cumming
>Costume
A gimp suit
Depresso in fetal
Thick skin guy in back
Name: Christian Chandler
Power: spraying gas on people
Costume: Sonic t shirt and a skirt
Will continue in 5 mins
Getting a bit tired. One or two more you really want in there?
Oh god I forgot to delete depresso from the right corner
>>28917050
Its brilliant so far
>>28917089
Really? Thanks!
>>28917050
Lookin tight my dude.
What last one or two villains do you want in there?
>Villain Alias
Sloth
>Superpower
Inducing apathy
>Costume
t shirt + sweatshorts
Guess I'll color it then til some1 says something
>>28917177
Oh, ooh, me.
>>28913993
>Alias
The absolute madman
>Power
Mental ability to make a chosen target lie down
>Costume
Hoodie and sweatpants
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
BREAKER (in all caps)
>Superpower
The ability to briefly interrupt the train of thought of anyone I make eye contact with. I can do it multiple times in a row by looking away and then looking back into my victim's eyes, but this drains my energy quickly and makes me sleepy.
>Costume
A neon zentai suit that changes color with my mood. I can see through the fabric with special goggles that enhance my eyesight.
>weakness
Mirrors
If I look at my own eyes in the mirror, I'll instantly lose my own train of thought. This can be bad and lead to a feedback loop where I forget to look away and keep using my power on myself until I fall asleep.
>Gray
>Ability to make your desires reality
>Gray hoodie, jeans, non-autismo shoes
Yep. We simple.
>>28917376
What colour poncho?
>>28917409
You're gonna have to be more specific about those shoes, anon.
>>28917456
My favorite colors are orange, turquoise, and earth and autumn tones. You'd know best! You're the artist.
>Villian Alias
Gungo Hess
>Superpower
Being reborn upon death with my character traits, knowledge and memories intact
>Costume
Knee-long jean shorts, plain white sleeveless shirt and sandals
>>28917486
these.
stupidfuckingrobotiswear
>Villain Alias
>HIJAK
>Superpower
>All of my plans succeed
>Costume
>Whatever I need
>Backstory
>people are nothing more than a game to me >spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>28917698
These are the realest shoes I've ever worn in my life.
Upd8
>>28912490
>Villian Alias
Blitz Blast
>Superpower
Enhanced bodily functions (basically superspeed, superstrength, and regeneration)
>Costume
shorts, sandals, and a plain brown shirt
>>28917946
Now the league just needs a name. My vote: The Platform Masters.
>>28912490
>>Villain Alias
Gallat
>>Superpower
Ability to change someone's character into the perfect opposite for an hour, once per 24h for one person, tiring and causing a headache if overused in a small duration of time.
Formidable resistance to poisons, toxins and disease
Passively draws people towards himself with right traits to become allies and henchmen.
Instinctively feels the level of loyalty towards himself in other people
>>Costume
Whatever is comfortable when in home/base
Lightweight bullet resistant vest under jeans and long-sleeved gray shirt. Lightweight arm and leg bullet resistant armor, all of it under a brown noire-style coat with a stiff men's beret when out in the field
>>28917402
I think thats really creative and interesting weakness as well.
>fixed sexual tension
>>28918454
It's not a super power, but I am incredibly good at gay chicken.
>>28914932
as in I just wave my hand and suddenly a train traveling towards my opponent at 250mph appears
>>28918554
>suplex train
>alias
Succubus
>power
By sleeping with someone, I can absorb their life force and kill them. I can then use that person's form as my own and change forms at will.
If I am killed in a form, that form is no longer available for me to use, but I myself will still be alive until I am killed in my natural state (which I'm forced into if I run out of forms).
>Costume
Whatever form I take at the moment.
My natural form is like a desire demon from dragon age. Pic related.
>COLORS
>>28918976
She just wanted to give him the family he never had.
>>28919023
Shaman looks better without a face. Mystery in the unknown.
The analyzer
Once I touch your anus it becomes bounded and anything I put into mine it goes right into yours while I dont feel anything.
A Yuppie suit, thick frame glasses and a with suitcase
Alright I am getting pretty far. Any things you guys want changed?
>>28912490
>The Alchemist
>Can turn any material into any other material of equal mass by rearranging protons, neutrons, and electrons
>Old school evil wizard costume
>>28919771
>Alright I am getting pretty far.
Looks good.
Bearman
Can summon bear minions by killing organisms or destroying objects. Everything i destroy turns into a bear wich has the general traits and viciousness of a bear but whos anathomy morphs according to the thing i destroyed. Like a box- shaped bear if i destroy a Box or a bear with antlers if i kill a deer
Costume:
A green Cape
Alias: op
Powers: supergood at sucking cock and swallowing semen
Costume: shit filled underwear and headphones
The Autismo netdeck Hearthstone shitter
Power: Buying several hundred hearthstone packs and still being utter shit at the game
Bonus power: The ability to kill myself
I would wear a noose and a diaper, don't wanna shit in my room when i'm an hero
Only the wings, Depreso, background, and write names
Nameless
Powerless
Costumeless
>>28912490
Allias: Refractive Index
Superpower: Can make myself invisible with varying degrees of opacity, to certain people, make certain objects invisible, decide whether they are the obscuring kind of invisible or see through invisible, make invisible sound, that sound can only be heard by certain people I choose.
Costume: Some of the masks in payday 2 that look very futuristic, but more like a suit of it. Preferably something like this.
>>28920531
crimson emperor looking fucking great in there
>>28920626
Thanks! I tried to make him the center of the pic, like he's the leader
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
Grape
>Superpower
picrelated
>Costume
giant grape
>>28920822
actually, no, change my name to GRapist
>soo...close.>(/&;$ blargh I'm tired
>>28921117
Future leaders of the beta uprising.
Villain Alias
>the black emperor
Superpower
>the ability to summon black holes
Costume
>completely naked except for loli underwear on my head with antlers coming through the holes
>black sharpie on every inch of my body except my cock is colored dark red with horns attached
>thousands of rusted nails painted with my blood hammered down into my skin with papers from fortune cookies and tendies attached
>a collar around my neck with a dozen dragon dildos coming out of it
>as many shaq figurines as i can fit that are hanging from iron rings attached to my cock
>a giant filter i carry on my back with a picture of thomas the tank engine on it
>the filter is attached to tubes that run all the way from my cockhole and turns my piss blood red instantly and stores it all into the tank on my back
>a dozen waterguns hanging from more iron rings that are attached to my sides and are filled with the blood red piss from the piss tank with a simple touch of a button that is embedded into my belly button
>eyeballs are tattooed blood red with pictures of stock image harold
>gigantic fake tits implanted with audio devices embedded into both of my nipples
>one of the audio devices plays child rape victim interviews on a loop
>the other one picks up frequencies from other planets with listening devices implanted and relays them in real time
>nose completely removed and the holes replaced with horns
>shoes are replaced with whiteboards strapped to my feet that i keep track of my good boy points with
something like that i guess
the black holes would be summoned through shooting the bloody piss guns
Done working, gonna stick around to see replies but no moar drawing
>>28921429
I don't have much to say. Made my night, anon. Fun fun. I kinda wanna make a game with all these guys' different powers.
Supposed to say knobgrabber
>>28921289
Thats a pretty original comment you got right there
>>28921588
The villains that no one deserves, but we all want.
Superchad and Broman will beat them all in no time. Excellent work anyways, anon.
keeping this thread alive while i draw my version
>>28912490
The Cucker
The ability to emasculate and destroy the ego of any male. Immune to women so they'd be my greatest threat
Costume would be some sort of bull thing
Villain Alias: The Edgelord
Superpower: Able to be so edgy that it manifests into the physical world and cuts things. Can also become euphoric enough to leave my physical body for a short while
Costume: Fedora, trench coat, cargo shorts with black leggings and autism shoes, aviator shades
If i have time, i'll color this and redraw it in detail
i hope we can do a thread where we can make stories about these villains
cheers, robots
>Villain Alias
Cringe
>Superpower
makes normie heroes cringe to a point that they cannot fight
>Costume
astronaut helmet with a red C spraypainted on on the back, tshirt and jeans
Memento
I can be possessed by spirits of every dead person at will, gaining their ability and personality.
A giant clock in the chest
>>28923008
>>28921117
Based. AlsoI didn't think I could toss foodstuffs at my opponents for shit and giggles, starting foodfights. This is best power ever.
>Villain Alias
Introvert
>Superpower
Invisible as long as I do not speak. Not physically invisible, just does not register in people's brains.
>Costume
Featureless face mask and neutral, casual clothing
>>28912490
>villain alias
Gay Von Retard
>superpower
ability to sleep forever
>Costume
a noose.
>Alias
Shadowed
>Superpower
Once contact is made with the victim, I will always be behind them. They move, I instantly teleport behind them. They try and attack me, I transport to behind his attack.
>Costume
A grey blur before I make my attack, but a inverted version of my victim once I've touched them.
My only weakness is if you walk backwards off a cliff or into a wall or something. Few have lived long enough to find out.
>Name
Angry Man
>Power
I can make people irrationally angry, causing them to attack anyone and everyone near them
>Costume
Normal clothes so no suspects me
>tfw I didn't bother to read the thread and someone already has my power.
>>28912490
Alias
>Autismo
Superpowers
>reduces people's IQs
>nitpicks minor details
>memorizes trivial things
>the power of repetition
Costume
>a padded helmet
>>28913542
You're a faggot Gary.
>>28921036
I fucking love that video
[/spoiler] just an original comment, don't mind me #014 [/spoiler]
>>28918621
"Here comes the train of pain"
>alias
Frog Boy
>superpower
overpowering smugness, smug-aura that frustrates anyone who attacks my image, trump-style mind control that makes people defend me
>costume
whatever the fuck I want
>Alias
Magical Girl Pretty Cute Pink Flower Heart Love Sapphire Girl
>Superpower
The ability to become a cute girl
>Costume
A magical girl outfit
>alias
that one asshole
>superpower
My attacks scale with how much people hate me. If they hate me a lot, I get super strong, but only against them.
>costume
MAGA cap, a shirt with a loli on it to piss off normalfags, beige autismshorts, pink sneakers.
>>28923008
Give OP dicks for eyes
Wanna see drawfags art
Someone post besides me.
>>28927465
Okay, brobot.
>>28927470
Thanks, hon. I don't want this to die before he finishes th art
>>28912490
Alias: Cancer-Us.
Superpower: Fusion and Fission, control over radiation.
Costume: Metal suit powered by my constant meltdown state.
Original catfishman
Someone said a name
so. here you go
>>28927541
This is bullshit, but a nice read.
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
Prometheus
>Superpower
Control the minds of others
>Costume
Black suit, white shirt, black shined shoes. Chain around neck depicting the scene of Prometheus chained to the Rock.
Please no 404 not yet
>Alias
/r/Pepe
>Superpower
Able to trick normies into a false sense of security using watered down memes.
>Costome
Pic related
>>28929311
That outfit is amazing
>>28912490
>>Villain Alias
pipeswiper
>>Superpower
can sqish my dick into disgusting shapes to pick locks
can swap dicks with anyone i make eye contact with
>>Costume
a teletubby antenna and tummy screen with beyblades on my shoulder pads, the rest of me is gold
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
Teh Katana Wielder of DOOOOM
>Superpower
Teleportation right behind you, katana wielding
>Costume
Trenchcoat, fedora, dark glasses
Heh, nothing personnel...........kid
>>28928495
Prometheus did nothing wrong.
>>28929454
Found the fucking normie, kill yourself
>>28912490
>Alias
The Black and White Man
>Superpower
Passive: Feminine Intangibility
Cannot be detected or "known" by females, cannot affect females
Active
Passive: Quantum Immortality
Numerous suicide attempts without observation or consequence have caused a state of existing while both alive and dead
Active: Despair Field
Can greatly affect the emotional states of those around him causing loss of vitality, apathy, and depression
>Costume
A white hoodie and white sweatpants with thick black outlines
>Villain Alias
Alias: Episcents
Real Name: Ina Morata
>Superpower
Luring Chads and Tyrones into a lifestyle of homosexuality and same sex degeneracy, allowing robots to have their way with the Stacies and normie women who usually get taken up by Chads and Tyrones.
>Costume
pic related but more slaanesh inspiration and demonic.
>>28912490
the pink butthole
superpower: can crush anything
Costume: a graphic tee with my girlfriends face on it
>Villain Alias
The NecRomancer
>Superpower
Dominion over death, decay, grief and loss,in direct proportion to how sexually aroused I am
>Costume
Think pic related, but with more bondage gear
>Alias
Undying
>superpower
At the moment of death, time reverses itself to the start of that day and I retain all knowledge of that days happenings. I never age and maintain my current appearance.
>appearance
Black jeans, black boots, white t shirt, black jacket with white fur lining and a neat mask.
>>28923008
I'm in tears
tears of joy
>>28929551
I probably will lmao
also see how much I care
>>28929945
Message me when you do, edgy normal faggot
>>28929995
If I kill myself I cannot message you..
>>28930040
Jesus christ, summer fags are the worst
>>28930067
I really don't get your sense of humor.
sleeper.
everyone I touch dies instantly (I guess my skin produces some sort of super toxin or something)
would go well with backstory since I can't touch any one
Alias: Rooster.
Superpower: Super human fighting skills and some paladin powers (healing, buffs, high endurance, etc.)
Costume: Nike sweat pants, bandaged gloves, and some wooden sandals.
Shaved head with round sunglasses.I wouldn't be a super villain though, maybe a mercenary?
Pic related is somewhat close am going for in terms of looks
>>28929636
Clever name, and funny
>>28912490
>alias
Hammerhead
>superpower
can break through and penetrate anything. can run into and tear down walls and shit
>costume
wears a gas mask i dunno.
>>28930302
Juggernaut
>>28923008
Deliver soon?
>>28930149
Thanks famlalam
I was thinking it would be great if she was paired up with or against a ghost or zombie-type, the sexual tension and awkwardness between them would be fantastic while boosting her powers at the same time.
I could just imagine the horrifying shenanigans as she lures the heroes into funeral homes, cemeteries, catacombs and the like to become as powerful as possible while simultaneously preventing the heroes from causing much collateral damage out of respect.
The possibilities are too good.
>>28930895
That would make a good green somewhere else.
>>28930895
So many opportunities for great jokes. I can imagine her almost being defeated and pulling up a phone to quick look at porn and then having a really awesome standing up sequence breaking through rubble, bout to kill some bitches.
>>28929719
What if you die at 00:00:01?
Alias: infinity gear
Superpower: Telekinetic control of up to ten objects of any mass
Costume: Black robes like the akatsuki but without the cloud pattern
>>28912490
Now that we have a decent amount of villains, what's our goal? the beta uprising?
>>28931820
kill everyone not in our villains league, no exceptions. then we create a new species of meta humans through artificial amniotic tanks and make a better world
>>28931820
Kill all normies, of course. Only robots will be allowed to survive in our new world, and only then if they're pathetic enough to live amongst our ranks.
>>28931916
Would you help desperate robots with committing suicide?
>>28931950
The good doctor is in, my friend. and a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Euthanasia would be my specialty. People willingly laying down their lives, relieving their suffering to contribute towards the greater good? Could there be a nobler cause for someone just looking to rid the world of all normies?
Alias: The Supreme Gentleman
Superpower: Tipping my fedora creates a lethal gust of wind, slamming my foes into walls or sometimes just killing them from the pressure.
Costume: Rich, white clothes from Isla Villa.
PS I also drive around in a BMW and carry several guns.
>>28932023
If it would be painless, you'd have my full approval and I would gladly lay my life for a better world.
>>28932145
>better world
>the endless void of nonexistence is better
Anon...
Alias: Hitlers legacy
Power: the ability to create a huge cloud of gas of any mixture of my choosing
Costume: The fuhrers own nazi uniform
>>28932173
>the endless void of nonexistence is better
It is, I believe in the afterlife.
>>28932145
Nothing less than a swift and merciful death. Of course, we'd need some permission for what we'd do with your body after...
>>28932213
Maybe if you let go of that shit, you would live for today and feel better eventually, famalam.
>>28932246
As long as you wouldn't touch my soul, you could even blow it up and rape the remnants.
>>28932329I don't believe in souls, soI wouldn't dream of touching it. My only concern is with your body, and no explosives would be allowed near it. Only the most gentle of affections.Can you honestly rape the willing?
>>28912490
That guy
Everything within 60 metres becomes lame and dull.
I don't have a costume.
>>28932403
It's not exactly willing if I'd be dead, but rape was a wrong word. Defiling would be more appropriate.
>>28931916
Normies were put on this Earth to serve Robots. Robot life has infinite value.
>>28932023
>>28931916
sounds like you just want more slaves for your undead empire Mrs. Death Prophet
>>28912490
We don't work and leech off of tax money.
Sounds already pretty pretty evil to me.
>>28932444
Defiling I can accept reluctantly. Consent prior to death, IMO, nullifies the concept of defilement.
>>28932488
Amen my brother
>>28932494
Can you blame me? Would you not do the same, in my position?
I'll never let this thread go
>>28932598
I have the morality compass of a power ranger, I don't think I could.
>>28919053
Yup hehe :) he would've been happy
>Lossif
>My body is as hard as steel
>Military outifit
>>28932704
>paladin
>not a villain, maybe a mercenary
>morality compass of a power ranger
Consider yourself an enemy, moralfag scum.
>>28932494
>>28932598
Wait, hold up. I oppose slavery in any form. I withdraw my consent.
>>28932786
It's not slavery if there's consent! You'll be treated with the utmost respect, and your body will only be a vehicle for our message! You will represent our motives, our desires, our very dreams, anon! The dream of a world without normies! Will you really turn away from that? Will you allow the board to fall to ruin, to become overrun with the normalfag scum? Don't you want your death to mean something?
Alias: Madara Uchiha
Power: see pic related
Costume: black pants and sweatshirt with red armor chest plates, shoulder plates, and combat leg skirt plates
>>28932753
I'll hook you right into a Hearse m8
>>28912490
>Villain Alias
War
>Superpower
Control/manipulate people's emotions
>Costume
Don't need one, I need to blend in
>>28932860
Power: The power to confuse people by talking in japenglish.
>>28932890
But what is this even good for?
>>28932978
>he isn't intimately familiar with all the techniques and powers listed
>>28933017
>he isn't ashamed that he is.I know I am
>>28933017
Oh I am, but you know full well that would confuse the average person as soon as you say "Edo Tensei".
>>28912490
The Human Monster
Hunting heroes for the sport of it
A black turtleneck and pantsGarou is my idol, humans are a plague
>>28931674
>Costume: Black robes like the akatsuki but without the cloud pattern
Just get a fedora to go along with it, m8.
>>28933039
>having shame
one day at uni i butted into someones conversation and repeated word for word the entire pasts
>>28932878
But that's exactly where I want to be. :^)
>>28912490
>Ditch King
>The ability to distinguish animals to the same degree as humans
>magnifying glass and ghillie suit
>>28933104
this is a fucking supervillain thread, why are you surprised by edginess>?
>>28932830
I'm not convinced. Brobot is not convinced my post is original enough.
>>28933116
I can just imagine the reaction.
>>28933121
I'll make sure to apply healing effects into my punches, you'll be living before you know it.
>>28912490
Alias: Shitstorm
Superpower: shitposting on 4chad
Costume: Pair of gym shorts and no shirt.
>>28933211
You would be doing a great service to your fellow robots. Your death- your sacrifice- would be contributing more to our cause than you could ever hope to dream of. Your body would be used for a /holy/ cause. Your remains would be loved and cherished in ways you couldn't possibly fathom. Trust me, anon, your sacrifice would not be made in vain.
>>28933213
You wouldn't dare.
>>28933378
Aren't necromancers famous for being deceptive?
>>28933378
Breathing, fair skin, every limb and organ intact, and a non nauseating smell.
wouldn't that be great?
>>28933504
Dunno blad
>>28933504
Not this one. This one is 100% genuine. Completely, absolutely, irrevocably, absolutely genuine. Wanting nothing more than your trust and friendship.
>>28933635
You monster. You wouldn't dare.
>>28933640
I'm tempted to start a villain war with you.
>>28933640
warm blooded, shiny teeth without any grime or dirt, no maggots infesting the scalp of your head.
sounds like heaven to me, you would enjoy it dude.Now I gotta replay some Morrowind or Oblivion and role a DnD style Monk
Alias:
T.growth
Superpower:
Absorb energy from anything bu using roots that i can grow instantly
Weakness:
NEETs with no energy gave me bad juju
Costume:
wooden pants with no underwear
Backstory: Was once an otaku that had done the unimaginable: sucked his own dick fat oak dick
>>28933701
I dare you to try. My army and I will destroy and and all threats that attempt to penetrate the undead wall. Your disgusting, warm-blooded, ill-fated attempts will do little more but empower us, strengthen us, remind of us what could have been, what can't be, what will never be. We will annihilate you and your forces. We will bury you.
>>28933754
Your heaven may yet be our hell. Retreat to your games, hide behind the walls of your healing classes and restoring forces. They will not deter us. They will not stop us.
>Dajjal
>Instant Adaptation that's on the level of Doomsday and SCP-682
>Not really a costume, looks similar to pic related due to the adaptations I've gathered
>>28933840
And this is why I don't really like necromancers. I said I'm only tempted, to test the ground, check sincerity of your intentions, and you're already cursing me and going full "you'll be swarmed and your world will burn". What a great way to convince a potential willing.
>>28933918
become a power ranger, re-banish Rita Repulsa.
>>28933918
Can you blame someone that's so completely scorned and dejected from the world around them? Can you blame someone left with no choice but to forcefully impress themselves upon the people that may hope to join them, for the fear that they'll retreat to the ranks of the simple and close-minded?
>>28934046
Actually, yes, I can blame you. You undead folk should chill out. I bet with some good talk you could convince a government of some third-world shithole to hand you people sentenced to death so you could turn them into undead workers. You could work your way up from there, just like all those homos and who else did. Years upon years of getting shit on, then tolerance, then acceptance in some "developed" countries.
Will take it's time, that's certain as taxes and death itself, but it's way better than all that WE WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD AND ALL THAT YOU LOVE, YOU DUMB CLOSE-MINDED PUNY LIVING CREATURES. Trust me. You'd be better off as a nice dudes offering people free labour force and bringing relief to suicidal shits like me.
alias: dubs mc check
superpower: the power to always get dubs or higher
costume: a scoreboard on my head counting the amount of dubs i have gotten in the past
current score: 1762372
>>28934178
^ This exactly m8y
>Villain Alias
Right Guy
>Superpower
Throwing molotovs, spears, etc.
>Costume
A T-Shirt (complete) headwrap, some random hoodie and some random pair of jeans
Throws dangerous stuff at gay marriages, gay homes etc
>>28934230
aaand the streak ended
>>28934178
>>28934236
I can't help but agree that it's a better way. Despite taking into consideration the sudden proliferation of superpowered robots, it is the wisest course of action.
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>>28935019
>Tier C, Top 1
oh yeah.
>>28935019
I actually like that I was classified as shit-tier villain. I could plot in peace, without all the infamy.
>>28933840
so where do i sign up? is there like an application form? i need a job and i can move very fast and cut things so i mean if you need a right hand man i'd like to make a deal with you
>>28935019
TIER F BROS WW@
>>28935019
kek, GJ mate
>>28935019
>Tier SS
This pleases me.
>>28935355
I'd need you to take care of a few jobs first, to prove to me that you're up to the task. For starters, we've got a few troublemakers around this thread who think they can suppress our forces. Take out Triste, and consider yourself a member of my ranks.
>>28935019
>street level
Somebody knows me very well.
>>28935019
Why is Magical Girl Pretty Cute Pink Flower Heart Love Sapphire Girl not included!?
>>28926612
>>28935570
Was this post (>>28934293) yours by any chance? I need to know for reasons.
>>28935727
It was.Sometimes we must agree with our enemies to lower their defenses. The time that they think we are on their side is the very moment it is best to strike.Of course, they are privy to our conversations here, rendering any sort of deception pointless once it is spelled out.You're making me doubt your capabilities.
>C damnit
Wouldn't have happened if I didn't try to purposely make not op
>>28935824
I don't really care you numbskull. I gave you a nice way of doing things smoothly on a golden plate, figuratively. I proposed a solution that would allow coexistence, and you go fucking genocidal again. It was not an elaborate ruse of tricking the living, cunt. It was supposed to be a legit way and you just think you can use it to fuck with everyone. Again, more deception. Fuck you. I'm done with the dead. I'd try my best to get rid of your kind and in case of failure disintegrate myself.
Triggered as fuck right now, famalamadingdong.
>>28931469
It's the point until I fall asleep. If I stay up for 3 days and die then it'll go back to the last time I woke up.
