Janny explain yourself edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS & PASTAS
http://pastebin.com/guuQnAUi
http://pastebin.com/guuQnAUi
http://pastebin.com/guuQnAUi
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #8
>>28859380
Other useful Pastebins that we haven't had time to integrate yet:
http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
http://pastebin.com/tNuKVPnq
http://pastebin.com/vwJfvtsd
http://pastebin.com/6gUtUBB0
inb4 I get banned for this
Next time don't forget to add in a snapchat dog face filter to pepe in your banner pic
>>28864457
lel yeah i have ideas for OP pics, but when janny keeps deleting the threads because he doesnt like them, it doesnt give me time to prepare
more like pic related would be good too. someone with some kind of skill needs to make an autism pals logo to put on it
Next time you should add a TO JANITOR: readme, with reasons why we think this belongs on r9k.
>he does it for free
Janny's probably Turkroach
>>28864608
or rather, reasons why it's completely retarded to remove this. Like omegle threads are somehow ok? Isn't this supposed to be board for original random content and discussion?
I made a friend from Jakarta but I'm going to run out of things to say soon I think
>>28864620
maybe a jelly fembot?
>>28864426
You are a hero OP for recreating this threads. There will be many qts awaiting you in valhalla for your noble actions.
>>28864712
I appreciate you saying that bro. As long as I continue to see happy robots enjoying their qts, and don't get any shit for tripfagging (which I would never do otherwise) I will continue to help, advise, OP and update the Pastebin with the latest useful info and strategies.
We're all gonna make it lads
>>28864783
>We're all gonna make it lads
I'm much happier than I was just one week ago. I've actually stopped procrastinating and started getting things done thanks to these threads and my qts. My life has purpose. Not even kidding.
>>28864858
>I've actually stopped procrastinating
Nigga I've gotten worse, I made the foolish mistake of adding them on WhatsApp I haven't been able to even watch my pedo cartoons
Have you boys met up with a qt, gotten a gf or learned a decent amount of a new language?
Genuinely curious btw.
>tfw A Bangladeshi and Iranian gril complement your hair.
>>28864915
lel
>>28864934
some have, though they may be normies from /int/, I'm not certain if there are any confirmed robots who have gone from zero to gf
>http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
I found the cuddliest looking huge fat beaner from New Mexico. looks like the kind of guy who'd be a great best friend
>>28864934
I started learning my qt's language just because I wanted to enjoy it if I ever visit her.
One day she'll be my gf.
>>28864934
added 2 girls on whatsapp today after talking to asians for like a week, not really interested in learning their languages but they're germanboos i can teach them stuff
I'm learning Russian and I used qtcrawler, now I have a bunch of Kazakhstan girls texting me.
i literally cannot maintain all these conversations ever since i got qtcrawler
is /Ylboy at it again?
>>28865283
so that's where all my qts went...
bump
THSI CMOOMMENT IS ORIGGIINAAL
bumping for interest
I want to know more about this interpal world
>tfw she doesn't log on any more except to respond to your messages
can't wait for the weekend lads, last week i had tons of views and messages without using qtcrawler
>>28866062
Are you telling me that because of autism pals I'll have a sociable weekend I can look forward to like everyone else?
>>28865929
>tfw she hasn't logged onto IP at all since you moved to skype
>get excited over Ruskie qt
>change fb status to "in a relationship" because happy autism
>brag to people I want to be friends with about hot ruskie qt gf
>few days later I add her on fb forgetting what I did
>"oh I didn't know you were in a relationship, sorry for wasting your time so much(("
What do
Does this guy's camel have a grill?
>>28866162
You deserve it you normie fuck
>>28866162
just say it was a joke or some bullshit, literally a million excuses you could use you normie fuck
oh shit how the fuck do I respond
>>28866409
I'm decent most of the time ;) You're not so bad yourself :)
>>28866489
help me too :(
>>28866579
your beauty left me speechless hahagrills like this aren't worth your time m8
>. . My Nick Name is Banking I'm ladyboy Thank you for visit my profile . .
>>28866678
These dots just make it perfect.
just messaged my first legit serious qt hold me guys
>she asks about my profile picture in skype
>it's a tf2 meme
>nearly send her a gmod video
Wew lad
>>28866747
I hope your message was along the lines of "HI, I'm from ThaiLand (land of the smile!!) :) Thank for visit !! :):)"
>>28866797
will try that next time senpai
>>28866756
>She asks about my profile picture in skype
>It's this
>been on IP for 7 years
>only just having cybersex on it for the first time
feels horny desu
>>28866905
cybersex as in
>*removes pants*
?*also removes pants*
?
>>28866905
Record it and put it on mless you cuck
>>28866940
Pretty much yeah. Like the good old days, in Yahoo chat rooms in the late 90s.
>>28866970
kek I used to do it on habbo
>>28866940
>removes pants
>and not "unzips anal"
I can't seem to just relax and talk to people even on this.
There's no consequence for saying something stupid other than getting blocked or shit on by a stranger. So, why can't I just stop being a pussy? ffs.
>>28865250
How many messages ya got there? 500's a dope number
>>28866905
>tfw my first time cybersexing was when I was horny and talking with a 45 year old milf minus the "i'd like to fuck" who told me I remind her of her first love
I can't cybersex anymore I dry heave when I receive suggestive messages
>girls message me first despite having not a interesting profile and only two pics and seem interested
I did not know such a thing was even possible
>>28867017
my breakthrough was finding one or two girls with stupid profiles, and then feeling comfortable just saying something stupid to them
>Enjoying having lots of Asians messaging me because of using QTcrawler for the first
>Qt light skinned Indonesian girl messages me first
>Asks if I'm alright with talking to a taken girl
>Say yes like the cuck I am
>Having the best conversation I've had with a girl in a long time, she thinks I'm funny
>Each reply is like twenty lines of text
>Ask how her and her current bf met
>They met 3 years ago on Interpals
>I could have had a chance if I joined 3 years earlier
>I've missed this opportunity to try and iron out my autism for this long
JUST
>>28867357
Dude, the light skinned Indonesian girls dont look bad at all desu. Yet I'm still waiting on a reply from one i messaged first, while one messaged me and I haven't gotten around to replying to it yet.
>>28867357
>>I've missed this opportunity to try and iron out my autism for this long
know that feels man
so many things wish I'd tried years ago
>>Asks if I'm alright with talking to a taken girl
is it that obvious this place is used for dating? the girls literally expect it unless you say otherwise?
>>28867357
>>28867457
Still even if we fall in love with some of the asians how the fuck are we gonna meet them? I'm likely not getting on a flight to indonesia, south korea, or whatever
>>28867457
Indonesian girls would be 10x hotter if they weren't hijabis. Convert her.
>>28867458
Any girl that's been on longer than a week will be wise to it, I'd say
>>28867468
My biggest fear....
>>28867479
That's the best thing, they weren't :)
its been a week and still no nudes. slow start
why the fuck girls send you messages saying thanks for visiting my profile?
It is annoying as fuck
>>28867479
Totally agree
>>28867457
Man I haven't messaged a single girl first yet, I don't know what kind of black magic this script uses but it's amazing. Is the one you messaged cuter?
>>28867458
Sucks, right? As far as the taken thing, she just spoke about how happy she was to talk to a guy who wasn't all sexually aggressive and weird. It seems the rep Arabs have is real.
>>28867468
The girl who I was talking to had a Dutch bf, so it's not that farfetched. That's part of the reason I was so pissed at myself.
>>28867537
Yeah she is to me. But sadly, that may be my yellow fever talking. She has really light skin to the point where she looks like she is from a "better" Asian country so its attractive. Plus she got bonus points for glasses, I love that shit.
The script doesn't do that much for me, I'm only searching Asia but I think its because I'm not white which is why I don't get many messages from there. I do get an OK amount of views though.
Thai and Taiwanese girls want that white dick. Some of these girls are pretty qt, too. I wish I could move to asia now.
>>28867773
Thai girls are traps. They're yellow guys who want white dick.
How do you stop being an ugly piece of shit and have a good display photo?
>>28867911
Glad you asked!
Follow this guide and/or work out.
>>28867911
do you have a pet?
>>28867911
It's best to have a natural photo as possible, so in the event that you do meet each other she will know what you look like
an ethiopian just messaged me and about 3 replies in she wants to visit me but she can't pay for the plane ticket so i'm going to pay for it, might pay for her visa too. 2nd day on interpals and i'm already swimming in african girls.
>>28868237
Scam bro I blocked a girl because she want me to send her money
>>28868237
hahahaha what a fucking idiot she's trying to scam you. I can't believe there's so many retards on r9k who'd actually believe this shit. What an idiot. I hope you are gullible enough to pay for her plane ticket, dumbass.
>>28868237
don't be a fucking retard m8
>>28868237
Is she a Nigerian princess?
>>28866881
>have this as skype profile picture
>she asks whether it's actually me
>>28868237
>people actually getting fooled by this low quality bait
shiggy
>she gets on skype
>wait 20 minutes
>switch status from away to online
>she instantly messages me
FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERSReally, bless these threads for saving me from eternal loneliness. I actually feel fulfilled for once.
>>28868818
I know that feeling m8
Thank you Interpal threads
Can anyone help a non white person out. Are Thai girls really that bad?
>>28868939
Literally anyone is better than Thai girls. You can do better.
>>28868939
if you're non white then dont expect too much attention from thai girls
but thai girls in general are the most boring basic bitches there are on this site, honestly some of them are absolutely mind numbing to try to talk to. However i have met a few pretty cool and nice thai girls that i talk to regularly on other platforms
>>28868939
what does non white mean exactly?
>No one messaging me
>even a failure on interpals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA *kills self*
>>28868977
Black...
>Seriously considering giving up on all of Asia.
>>28868983
Have you used the scripts?
>>28869108
>Have you used the scripts?
Yes
>>28868939
just use them as practice, you could probably get nudes from them also pretty easily after a bit
t. culture pals expert
>>28869130
If you've used them and have a picture/filled-out profile you're pretty badly off, senpai. What country are you from?
>>28869237
How much should I fill out a profile ?
>>28869209
I guess i'll try that.
Kinda tempted to create a fake profile with a white guy picture, I'd like to to see what the difference is between being white and not being white.
>>28869262
At the very least the about me section should have a few sentences, I think. Favorites sections are good to match interests with visitors, but probably not vital.
fuqq this chick wants selfies...fuqq
>>28869497
Ask her for footpics first
>>28869541
usually dont send pics outside of snapchat /:
>>28869571
What difference does it make how you send them?
indonesians are fucking ugly though holy shit at least thai girls sometimes look cute, I have yet to see even a remotely attractive indonesian
![1446591853289[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oLv4Agv.jpg "1446591853289[1].jpg")
>younger brother catches a glimpse of my screen
>tells me he made a profile
>"h-haha that's nice man"
>mfw he viewed my profile
FUCKING KILL ME
Holy shit, Thai chicks have some of the most random English names ever.
>>28869694
talking to footman as we speak
>>28869694
They just pick something they like cause you can't say their birthnames.
>>28869797
I can pronounce Pakkalachailurdi perfectly fine
>in real life women rarely if at all look in our direction
>and if we are really lucky we might get a smile
>here women message first
>act really interested
Had we only had instant travel this would be the end of all our no gf feels
>>28869608
Bandung city has the best looking asians i have ever seen. They are mostly white and my dick was hard 24/7. Plastic koreans and downy looking chinks and nips are shit tier in comparison.
>>28869984
That's because Interpals attracts female robots.
>>28869984
>you will never be able to teleport to and from your qt at will
Got a girl onto Skype. She wants to be my gf. I've always kept it at bay but I might encourage this one lads.
After all, we are all gonna make it.
>>28870191
is she a qt
oregano
>>28864645
>>28864645
>Leaves all the degenerate trap spam up which belongs on /lgbt/urd safe space containment board
>Deletes quality interpals threads which reinvigorate the board
Yeah i bet xyr's a buttfrustrated liberal too
>>28870191
Good luck, man! I've moved to Skype with my qtfu but she's way too introverted and rational to propose an LDR. We still flirt subtly, of course, and it's nice knowing she isn't paying attention to anyone else. What country is your grill from?
>>28870259
>>28870304
Of course she's a qt. She's American but don't be quick to judge, this one is one of the rare smart ones with the quick wit to match.
(Disclaimer: Obviously all women are dumb whores but this one is just smart FOR A WOMAN)
>>28870502
>(Disclaimer: Obviously all women are dumb whores but this one is just smart FOR A WOMAN)
kek'd
>>28870502
i like you, tripfag
oregano
>>28870565
It's incredible that sentence has been uttered once before.
>>28870593
i now right? damn.
>>28869694
>some thai girl named "Poo" messaged me
laffin all day
bumperino cappuccino
Does anyone else get messages from Thais asking if you're actually a grill?
I've gotten two in the past hour and it's hitting a sore spot. I hate Thai o'clock.
ROBOTS PLS HELP
Should I use a profile pic with my sunglasses on or with my regular glasses on?
>>28872462
Whichever one is better, of course. Unless you post them here how can we tell?
Protip: Women actually do not give a fuck about anything you write on your profile. And even if you did write something it wouldn't matter because women are vapid creatures who cannot genuinely appreciate male tastes and interests
>>28872462
Sunglasses are 6ers. If you're over a 6, don't use it. If you're under a 6, use it.
>>28872524
True in most cases, but still worth writing stuff for the rare occasion you get something out of it. I've been talking to a qt for months now, and she initially messaged me because of a book I listed from her country.
>tell a thai girl I like kpop and she starts calling me oppa
huh... strange kinda feel this one, since neither us either are korean or speak korean....
>>28872584
> thai
> girl
Probably just a weeb ladyboy
>>28872524
what about books?
Instead of Thais why not talk to poo in loos at this time?
>>28872921
Why talk to fake Poo in the Loos when you can talk to real Poo while on the Loo?
>>28871113
>>28864426
updated picture.
How do you initiate conversation? Being a friendless neet atrophied any social skills I had.
>>28873385
iktfds. i wanna talk to this qt3.14 so bad but don't know how.
>>28873442
Girls get millions of messages a day. It's like she's playing qtcrawler without scripting.
You need to stand out from the crowd. Say something unique but not autistic. It's a game. You might not succeed on your first time with her so if she's your oneitis get a couple practice interpals qts of similar hotness. Try an approach style with the practice qts and if you get a positive response then roll with it to another practice qt to make sure it wasn't a fluke. If it doesn't work on the practice qts, just rule it out as an approach style to use on her.
Approach style can be having a creative introduction, to asking a creative question about her profile, to asking about a band, or whatever you can think of. There's tons of qts on interpals you can practice on.
>>28873768
can you give more specific examples, friendo?
>>28873768
>>28873802
can u screen cap the first msg of a successful convo friend?
>>28873802
"Hey, what's the story behind you learning [language]?"
If she mentions that she likes poetry, "What's your favourite poem?"
"Sweet [band] you got there, how'd you find them?" <-- was my most successful convo
"How do you punish people who ask 'hi, how are you'?"
"Do you ever get confused between Wroclaw and Warsaw? Or am I just a dumb foreigner"
I'm a khv irl, 6/10, and these are directed to 18-22s but I have a 90% response rate. I just pick something from their profile and make a convo out of it. Let her talk about something on her profile because girls like talking about themselves and will like you more the more you let her talk about herself. Make sure you're not a spineless mop in the convo though. Just avoid "hey", "how's it going?" and other boring questions unless you're Chad.
So i'm 18 talking to some 23 yo from indonesia, what do you think she wants, money or sex? or both?
>>28874519
She wants a penpal.
>>28874547
>penpal.
So.. where do i look to find asian qts to invite to stay with me in the uk?
>>28874565
london Iad
>>28874684
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
>
No but really, why do you say london, i just want a short asian girl who is willing to fly to me, i have the money so she docent have to work
>>28874713
it's multiculti paradise
>>28874722
But surely once they get here they just get hit on by guys all the time, i don't want some whore with STDs i just want a 3d waifu i can abuse
might just qtcrawl the entirety of interpals, male and female
.... if you see me, don't post me here thanks
>>28874856
I know who you are anon
U are doomed
>>28874856
/mohammad0402 is that you
>>28874932
>mohammaddont steal
>>28869410
ive learnt that its better to just keep it short and funny
>randomly ignore girl
>she keeps messaging me at all hours
>messaged me goodnight at around 8pm
>haven't responded to her in two days
what do i do
>>28875055
What position do you think you're in to ignore a qt you neet faggot?
>made a profile
>looking through at profiles
>EVERY profile has at least 5 comments from random good looking guys saying they love to chat and get to know her
Are you all really good looking or something? Not only am I ugly, but I'm also pretty stupid and can't stand out from the crowd.
Is this website any different than a dating app? Is it women just getting their pick from chads?
QtCrawler changes:
- now switches pages and continues crawling
- works in search view
thanks to anonimousse12345 (apparently, qtcreeper dev) for this big improvement.
Repository: https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
Autoomatic update link for tampermonkey / greasemonkey users:
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler/raw/master/qtcrawler.user.js
>>28875084
i got too nervous to respond when she actually liked me
i don't want to reveal my true self and lose her affection.. if i ignore her i can go on keeping it forever
>>28875117
>Is this website any different than a dating app?
No not really.
>>28875151
>No not really.
It really is though, i went on tinder and got a few matches and on this site i get messages dailynot that im a robot or anything but you should still give it a try, it has a better response rate than any other site ive tried
>>28875122
>autists from all over the world are writing automated webscripts to make foreign girls message you
brilliant
>>28875122
the automatic messaging thing doesnt work for me, i type in the message and press enter and nothing happens, am i doing something wwrong?
>>28875122
thanks sempai
>>28875117
just talk to the damn cuties man
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET ME TALK TO QTS WHILE IM STILL DRUNK
>>28875193
it only works in the online view right now, not in the message view.
if you're using it in online view:
>your browser
>your message
>the version of qtcrawler you're using
so I can try to figure out
>>28875173
No its not, no one cares about your thai messages.
>>28875207
>chrome
>I'm (name), you seem interesting so I'd like to know more about you!
>newest one in the post you made
messaging is down right now though so i'll try it once more then update you once it comes back up
>>28875260
>No its not, no one cares about your thai messages.
Shut the fuck up roastie, take your used up whore pussy to reddit to fish for orbiters
>>28875205
>3 /r9k/ threads open
>Literally too stupid to use the thread tracker
>Toto playing on youtube
You need to die, hire someone or do it yourself but just please stop living.
>>28875286
>thread tracker
uwot
>>28875269
I get an error when I open the message view. I will re-check once it works again.
>qt crawling spergs literally ddos'd interpals
good going guys
>interpals is down
what
how
All these retards abusing the scripts and messaging everyone, does it bother anyone else retards from here are probably spamming the girl you are talking to? not to mention all the retards in here using fake pictures pretending they are chad.
I sense the messaging service being down means a major update to the message system and therefore qtcralwer will break.
Are the devs still active? Would it be fixed soon if it happens?
>>28875300
Here you go anon, because I need to teach you how to use this website like you're some disgusting fucking newfag.
>>28875433
It even auto refreshes and tells you when the threads you have in the list have new replies. Now close those tabs you idiot.
>>28875451
Nah fuck off cunt, im not changing how i browse
>tfw qtcreeper ran out of euroqts to views
>no messages
One of my qts messaged my wishing me luck at work
>>28875451
4chanx masterrace
>>28875433
>>28875451
autism??? its not there
>>28875462
Which is why you should kill yourself.
>>28875469
it's in settings faggot
>>28875480
ill start posting pizza if you want
>>28875469
>Settings
>Monitoring
>Enable thread watcher
It says the messaging service is unavailable. Anyone else getting this?
>>28875501
Sites down due to you scriptkiddies overloading the messenger. Whoever decided it was a good idea to open source their autism needs to die they're destroying the site.
>>28875509
newfag
interpals breaks weekly
>>28875509
Surprising this is the first time i've ever seen the messaging go down, anyway good joke you fucking morons.
>>28875529
Not the messaging part, fuck knuckle.
>>28875535
Also I'm emailing the site support wit the links to the scripts and threads like these, i want them fixed and connections throttled.
>>28875501
Messaging service is up for me now senpai
>>28875320
it's working but it only messages a few people, not everyone on the page, most of the outlined borders go black, some go green, some stay white, explain this to me pls
>>28875559
>Also I'm emailing the site support wit the links to the scripts and threads like these
You are the biggest type of self righteous cunt, i bet you use the site for language exchange too
>>28875589
green = users setttings do not allow you to message them
red = user has been already messaged by you, therefore skipped
white = system error on interpals side
>>28875603
and black? most of them are black
>>28875620
black = messaged
>>28875597
Done, u mad faggot?
>>28875635
>u mad
Yeah, you really are a faggot, i'm not even using the script but you are just crushing dreams of robots on here, why don't you fuck off and die
>>28875628
but it doesnt show up in my messages
>>28875652
By the way, I'm also now working on a way to figure out to throttle connections myself and stop the scripts and his horrible coding ;)
Give me an hour or two, I'll also send my work to the support team.
>>28875635
good job taking away the little fun in life some of us have here
>>28875672
I just know your a fat girl whos only attention comes from here, and your bitter it's not being validated anymore, while your at it post your profile so i can call you a fat cunt
>>28875681
Get over it you faggot try messaging girls personally, you're going to have much better success rates and much more meaningful conversations this way. You aren't learning a thing about talking to people or engaging in a conversation by letting a script do half the work for you, god are you all this fucking stupid?
>>28875667
it's working perfectly fine for me
>>28875681
Nope, i was fine with just the view script, until you dumb cunts start mass messaging everyone and shitting up the website. Now I'll ruin every script you throw out in return ;)
>>28875711
hey I never used the message fuction
>>28875711
I didn't contribute to the scripts until now, but challenge accepted.
>>28875707
i'm a fucking idiot thanks, i didn't put any place holders so the system probably recognized it as spam and wouldn't send the message, thanks for your time
>>28875728
Lets go script kiddie.
>>28875707
install ublock you mofo
>>28875739
as you can see I have adblock installed but deactivated it, because all those errors in the javascript console trigger me when I test qtcrawler.
>>28875738
>script kiddie
Confirmed hack forums kiddie, fuck off back to getting 13yo beta orbiters
>>28875753
Back when I lived in Germany, I had the car plate "WT - F - 1337". Nerds taking fotos of it weekly. Miss good ol' times in Germany.
>>28864426
>general on r9k
Fuck and kill yourself, human waste.
>>28875770
report it and sage if it bothers you.
>>28875775
Get the fuck off my board you piece of shit.
>>28875779
>tfw this comment didn't ban him
>>28875779
>my board
toppest lol
>>28875707
>A FUCKING TURK
>A
>FUCKING
>TURK
no wonder
>>28875702
having lots of messages even if they are one word makes you real popular
shit lads i forgot to put on filters, i just put females and all countries, should i just make a new account now, i'm getting tons of messages (i did the message bot)
at 300 right now
>>28875785
>>28875789
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU DISGUSTING NORMALFAGS
>>28875816
THIS ISN'T /soc/.
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD.
>>28875831
>FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU DISGUSTING NORMALFAGS
>>28875831
have you tried reporting it you whiny faggot? it doesn't get deleted so the mods allow it here.
>>28864426
I love the idea of meeting girls online, but I have no interest in meeting ones who aren't from an English-speaking nation. That's the problem with Interpals. It would be nice if OkCupid had more people interested in LDRs.
>>28875844
>use the fake gps app
>go on tinder
>go through countries
easy.
>>28875831
Read http://pastebin.com/DGvZmyMi
>>28875865
Interesting. Now, if only someone with a decent writing ability could do this.
What is this?
Laldkfprgonal
>>28876787
theyre random posts by different people retardo
why the hate for thais?
>>28877004
> bad English
> fetishise whites
> in it for the money/ greencard
> may have a penis
>>28877052
2/4 of these are good
>>28877052
>> fetishise whites
Nigger detected
>>28875205
>listening to the worst toto song
please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I
>>28877136
this is objectively better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozVdtbMuM8
Found a robot on interpals. Most interesting conversation ever in my internet chat history. I wanna get his Skype but that seems creepy as we've been only talking for a week.
>tfw I look forward to our daily conversation but due to time zone differences we have a 1 day=1 reply ratio
>still feelsgoodman
>>28877161
>I wanna get his Skype but that seems creepy as we've been only talking for a week.
I started talking to a russian qt and got her skype the same day, just ask him faggot
>nice old japanese guy copy pastas you some information on glorious nippon
What a nice guy. Too bad I am too remedial for the information.
>>28877052
yeah but you can get nudes or pics of whatever pretty easily Tbh m8
>>28877169
P-pls no bully
I'm afraid our conversation will be ruined once I get his Skype (there's a thread about it a week ago i think) and it would be a bummer if I ruin what we have as his message is the first thing I look forward to when I wake up in the morning.
>>28877257
It's up to you senpai, do what you want to
>>28877161
>talking to people who go to 4chan
stop. They're all a bunch of stupid, cringeworthy, underage meme spouters who will constantly try to reference things as jokes instead of actually being funny
shop da whop o rly do a barrel roll pedobear ftw xDD
>>28877298
You included, cunt
>>28877229
ask him what he thinks about dokdo
>>28877295
Right, I'll wait for 3 more days so as not to be creepy.
>>28877298
N-no, he's different. We have similar interests and would write paragraphs on just a single subject. No funny business, pure serious and interesting conversation. Actually, maybe he's here right now. Oh no
>>28867942
>tfw I am the guy in this image
>tfw I made that image in 2012
What a simpler time in my life that was.
>>28877369
Ya'll niggas gay don't you lie to me.
Of course when you're not white, the Asians don't come that easy. Looks like I'll have to start messaging a few of them.
>>28877369
>Right, I'll wait for 3 more days so as not to be creepy.
If you are similar im sure he feels the same way, although you don't really need to bring another level of "realness" into it, you have nothing to lose as im sure wont just cut you off if you ask for a skypemight want to add you don't want to skype call him, as this would make me backout pretty fast desu senpai
>>28877373
Really why the fuck do you have a Taiwanese flag its been bothering me.
>>28877373
>corbyn
Kill yourself you leftists cunt
Honestly, I hate how if you get messaged first, its always the same shit. "Thanks for viewing my profile."
>>28877402
I had 5 days free a week in those days. All I did was play interpals all day.
I had flags from all over the world from QT's who were sending them to me
>>28877405
I voted ukip
>>28877424
>I voted ukip
>not bnp
>>28877439
>voting for a dead meme party with 300 members
>>28877396
Oh don't worry, I don't do Skype calls with someone who isn't comfortable with me yet and vice versa.If he cuts me off or block me, it's on you senpai ;_;
I'm just kidding. Thanks for the heads up.
Tell me about your experiences with interpals black/brown robots
>>28877298
I haven't seen anyone mention those memes on 4chan for years.
>>28877657
Atleast 100 years you double nigger roughly over 9000 days.
Robots, I'm talking to a Russian qt. Her English is horrible (misunderstands what I'm saying, even when broken down simply). She wants me to teach her English. How do I do this? Is it worth it?
>mfw I never asked for this kind of pressure.
