I'm attracted to dogs.
ask me anything?
it's not the same as being a furry. anthropomorphic animals do nothing for me.
bump for interest
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>>28832745
And I'm guessing you put peanut butter on your dick.
>>28832968
I don't have a penis.
but I've never put peanut butter on my vag. dogs are usually willing enough to lick it anyway.
>>28832745
you think this is shocking that it's gonna garner replies? this is boring i've seen humans eat/drink piss/shit, fuck animals, stick things up their ass and even blow their heads off. humans are fucking stupid hairless apes. go fuck yourself you fucking idiot.
>>28833062
>dogs are usually willing enough to lick it anyway
female privilege right here folks
Have you had sex with one yet?
The way that dog is holding the bread makes me really sad for some reason
>>28833091
no, I can't figure out how to make one mount me.
most people have their dogs fixed anyway.
>>28833062
Are you my ex?
Does your name start with A?
Do you live in oregon?
If those apply to you, im sorry that i found it weird, and I just miss you.
I wish we could work it out.
>girls would rather fuck dogs than us
why can't i sleep forever
>>28833146
none of those things apply to me, sorry.
>>28833150
not all girls. not even most girls. I think it's a slim percentage that is attracted to dogs.
>>28833062
Are you the person that was in the other thread saying to the chick who found the teeth that it's okay to do?
>>28833182
not me even a little. what on earth is that about?
that's probably your other anon's ex.
>>28832745
Why are so many white women attracted to dogs?
>>28832745
How far have you acted on your attraction?
>>28833246
they're soft, cute, loyal, genuine, carefree, and want to make you happy, unlike men.
>>28832745
Also, are you my ex?
MN
20yr old
Sound like you?
Why are you the way that you are?
>>28833276
I've let dogs lick my pussy several times, I've tried to suck dog dick but they're very squirmy about it. I've scooted about on my hands and knees trying to get dogs to mount me but none have, even when encouraged (bringing their paws up on my shoulders).
>>28832745
Male or female?
What breed?
I'm more of a mare man desu, but I understand.
>>28833313
Trying to suck their dicks can be harmful to them. Look up proper safety and hygiene before trying anything.
>>28833313
>not even a dog wants to fuck you
You don't sound very attractive.
>>28833313
You've tried this with other people's dogs?
>>28832745
Cats are objectively more attractive. Why do you have shit taste?
>>28833295
not even a little bit
>>28833306
I have no idea. I guess because no one ever really cared about me the way it feels like dogs care. dogs are so loyal and loving. when I got my first dog as a teenager it changed my life, I went from being an autistic loner to being an autistic loner with a dog, and that made a world of difference to how I felt about myself and how I spent my free time.
plus dogs are muscular and soft at the same time. that's attractive to me.
Are you a virgin? Asking very originally.
>>28833316
I'm female, the breeds of dogs I've tried things with are a golden retriever, a jack russell, and a labrador.
thanks for understanding, I've actually never talked about this before to anyone.
>>28833336
I was careful, I wouldn't hurt a dog.
>>28833360
yes.
>>28833359
dogs have no perception of attractiveness but they are well aware that humans are not dogs. the dogs you see fucking chicks in porn have been trained to do so.
>>28833384
cats are too small and cat penis is spiny.
Do you think you'll join the push to legalise bestiality once they get down with pushing transsexuality?
>>28833384
I want to hug that cat
>>28833430
Whose dogs exactly? Neighbors and family? Have you ever gotten close to getting caught trying that?
>>28833430
>cats are too small and cat penis is spiny.
Size doesn't really matter when you lick da pussy pussy
>>28833416
nope.
>>28833431
I would never be vocal about it or let anyone know my position on beast.
>>28833480
a family friend's dog was the golden. the other two were mine.
>>28833495
good thing I'm not FUCKING GAY
>>28833067
>you think this is shocking that it's gonna garner replies? this is boring i've seen humans eat/drink piss/shit, fuck animals, stick things up their ass and even blow their heads off. humans are fucking stupid hairless apes. go fuck yourself you fucking idiot.
Are u an alium
Have you ever had a guy/girl lick your pussy? How does it compare to a dog?
Consent is a meme y/n?
>>28833556
Ayy lmao off by one
>>28833600
dogs' tongues are a lot longer and can reach really far inside you. plus, they are stronger/more muscular and less squishy so they can apply more pressure which feels nice.
>>28833602
I don't force a dog to do anything, merely suggest it and offer opportunity. if the dog licks my vag, then he did it himself.
>>28833536
How did you lose your virginity? Did you like/dislike it? Would you still consider a relationship with a guy or is it only dogs for you now?
>>28833536
>>good thing I'm not FUCKING GAY
You never know until you try
reported, police called
fucking degenerate
>>28833639
I like dogs more than men, but I still sometimes pursue relationships with men because I've never managed to have real sex with a dog and besides you can't marry dogs anyway, or have kids with them.
I lost my virginity when I was 18 in the back of a car.
>>28833641
I've tried, and I'm not gay. being gay for animals doesn't even sound right to me.
>>28833657
"p-police! someone on the internet said they LIKE-like dogs!"
>>28833635
But are dogs... into it? Do they lick just for the sake of licking? Even with a smaller tongue a guy at least will know what he's doing and will try to make you come.
What happens when you come? Does the dog even notice? Or is it just like a mechanical licking machine?
>>28833735
I think they like the taste, anyway I've never had to try hard to coerce a dog into licking.
I don't think they notice an orgasm, but it's happened before. Of course they aren't into it. Dogs don't have sex for pleasure like humans do.
>>28833719
If you did manage to get a dog that would, would you still want a relationship with a guy? If you ever got married would you still fuck your dog?
>>28833793
I'd hope I could marry someone that was into it too so he could watch, but if not, yes I'd still fuck the dog in private.
I think relationships with dogs and relationships with people have very different merits. I wouldn't consider the bond a person shares with a dog a "relationship" in that way. it is in some ways better, and in some ways lacking.
>>28833735
Most of the doges like the licking it self and yes, dogs will learn what kind of effect it's licking has on you.
>>28833779
Do you always get an orgasm from a dog licking you? How many minutes?
Are you attracted to all dogs or just some? What what are the qualities that make a dog sexually attractive?
>>28833833
So its mostly a sexual thing? The dog is what really pleases you and the guy is for family? Wouldn't you feel any guilt for doing it behind the guy's back?
Pls come back OP we want to know more
>>28834307
I think shes busy trying to fuck her dog again.
