Anyone want to revive it?
>>28585070
What is this? It sounds like it could be worth some keks.
>>28585160
It a role-play game where everyone pretends to be a member of a ficitonal parilament, complete with bills, parties and what not.
>>28585070
Are minority bots allowed
>>28585232
Of course.
Start the Stacy Party, the Collection of Blackbots or whatever you feel like.
I miss parliament, it was fun.
>>28585289
/pol/ parliament, /r9k/ parliament and the short /tg/ parliament were all entertaining as hell.
>>28585355
I kept my trip in case it ever came back.
>>28585375
I lost all of it, which isn't bad. Starting from scratch would help to avoid the alliances that formed.
Who /edgelords/ here?
The superior party, objectively.
>>28585422
>/edgelords/
Yeah, you had a good run.
>>28585447
When was this revived? I checked the new wiki and it seems to have already started
Bump
>oraganal
Bring the parliament
>>28585548
>I checked the new wiki and it seems to have already started
Wait, there is a new wikia? I had this idea today, that's none of my doing. Got the link?
>>28585605
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
It appears to be unfinished, and I don't know when it was last updated.
2D is best party.
>>28585680
That's an old one. I am listed, so it has to be from 2015.
Now we will get this going again.
65 seats open for congressmen. Apply today.
>who /2D/ here?
I'd love to see parliament back, but I don't know if now is the best time for it to come back.
>TFW i can't use my tripcode in overchan and I'll have to go back to using Chrome on mobile
>>28586019
>but I don't know if now is the best time for it to come back.
The right time is now. It's always now.
Do I get to stay the president of 2D?
I will help lead the Edgelords into victory. We will make you crawl on the soiled ground of this wretched earth like the roaches you are.
Eat shit niggers.
>>28585962
1 seat for progressive conservative party of /r9k/ or pcpr9k
>>28586140
First you need a name, son.
Dont forget best party
>>28586125
oh yeah, 1 seat for edgelords.
>>28585962
1 seat for 2D
>>28586115
Lead us to victory Bano!
>>28585962
Let's make /r9k/ great again.
1 seat for independant
>>28586173
Fine
1 vote for progressive conservative party of r9k
2D is now the biggest party, with a whooping two members.
>>28585962
1 seat for me pls
My party is Normie Squad
>>28586221
I'm registering as 2D now, I didn't before. whoops
>>28586258
do i need to tripfag for this?
>>28586254
Don't you mean 3?
>>28586237
Stop capitalizing my name, I want to have it all in lower case.
>>28586283
Yes, you need a trip. If you want to be a partie, slap [Normie Squad] behind your name.
>>28586283
>>28586258
okay yes i just made my own tripcode for this
Normie Squad Party
>>28586303
Why is that?
ORIGINAL COMMENT PLEASE DO NOT STEAL
>>28586303
Sorry bano
>>28586309
>>28586322
thx senpai
sorry i wasnt' around when the last parliament was a thing
>>28585447
1 seat for wizard's guild
We now have ten members. Good work.
>>28586362
>>28585962
fuck mejufhgusdhgu
Oy vey. Can't wait to steal some shekels from you lads.
>>28585962
ONE SEAT FOR ME NIGGAS
I SUMMON ALL SKELESHITS
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU KHORNE?
I'm new to this so I hope I can help out and not drag our party down. I'll do my best.
>>28586325
I started using that nick in lower case on irc and I like it better that way.
I'm waiting for now. I need to see if cuteposters is coming back before I make a decision.
>TFW I wanted to make a great entrance by baneposting and I wasted my opportunity
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Can we get an update of the parliament?
>>28585962
1 for Beta Uprising
>>28585070
What is this? How does it effect anything?
>>28585962
>>28586407
>>28586450
top zoz oregano commento
>>28585070
I'd like to become a seat for the Laborer And Blue Collared Unionized Comrades Kollective party.
>>28586421
This is going to be good, folks. I hope all demographics of /r9k/ are represented
>>28586469
Whynot call it the [Wagies]?
>>28586461
It's just roleplay. It's fun. Well at least it seems fun.
>2D
bano !!sOECEVrMHawr
P. Anonymous !!F/lyOIBqXBO
Wanon !!fK/gPzHaQGM
>Edgelords
Ulfberht !!pojeRBJZIe3
>Skeleton Horde
"XTC !higN20NuYg
>Progressive Conservatice Party of R9K
harper !!bIwayh2yowJ
>Normie Squad
castle: !!uqRIzgXS9bA
Varx !.o3mOd0WA.
>Wizard's Guild
coathanger !mXEs7LjGHY
>Independent
Wolf !j5uMfBYY8w
Ron !Swanson9EM
>>28586487
Because LABKEK is a fun acronym.
>>28586490
THE NORMIES WILL RISE AGAIN
(fake it til you make it, am i right g-guys?)
>>28586490
Where's the natsoc? I'm sure r9k had a natsoc party
>>28586504
I didn't realize it would change it to kek. This is awful.
>>28586504
Put that LABKEK behind your name and you are set.
>>28586454
Without a name and a trip you won't get anything.
>>28586522
You normalshits better not have a majority vote or the damn frogs will never shut up about it.
>Implying the frog party shows up
>>28586490
Aye aye cap'n
ORIGINAL COMMENT HURHUR
>>28586329
You will be first to go.
>>28586536
You are right. The parliament had a natsoc party. Since nobody claimed to be part of it, I won't add it.
>>28586542
One for the L.A.B.C.U.C.K. party. May we unionize our workers and bring down shekelstein for the greater good of our comrades.
1 seat for the Life is Meaningless Party please
I'm going to draft up a bill to kick those attention whoring fembots off our board
We must make this board a place for Robots once more and kick off the invaders
>>28586566
>implyingwan
>>28586571
Update the image in like 20 minutes
>>28586594
Do so. This will work without a wikia. You can just throw your bill into the ring, without anyone backing it or anything of that sort.
>>28586594
It should be for robots and cute boys. And anime girls.
Joining the wizard's guild.
Never done parliament work and I'm a bit aloof at times. But what the hell, let's give it a try.
>>28585962
1 seat for Smug Frogs. Congressmen.
I should reupload the parliament seat template tomorrow because the link is probably down now.
>>28586594
I will back this bill, but for my vote, you will need to endorse the next bill that I introduce. Can I get a guaranteed vote that you will agree to this bill, Mr. Castle?
>>28586490
I know an underage boy whose skype name is coathanger, he already have a gf
I want normies to get out of my board
15 members so far. Good. Very good.
>>28586638
I will back whatever bill it may be, as long as in return I get a bonus of 50 tendies + 6kGoodBoyPoints
I would need you to contact my mother and negotiate.
>>28586594
I wanted to ban women last year.
Maybe we should make a bill that will make Elliot Rodger's Holocaust for women real.
>>28586647
lies. all lies.
now nobody will join me :(
>>28586707
We can call it the Elliot Rodger Bill. Make him proud.
Planning on making a discord, anyone willing to join?
>>28586600
Nothing will matter in the end. not even your puny, insignificant life. All will become dust. All will be void.
>>28586747
Quite an honor.
>>28586694
Already done. Being a L.A.B.C.U.C.K., I have actual assets earned from wagecuckery. So, I have exchanged cash to your mother in return for the requisite 50 tendies and 6kGBP.
Now, as for our first bill. I'd like to introduce a bill that allows me to have sole ownership of /r9k/'s telecom systems.
>>28586707
The femanon sympathizers would riot. I think we would need to make them property again, before any other actions are taken. Perhaps starting by making polygamy(cuckoldry) while married illegal?
>>28586729
I have joined you.
>>28586788
>I'd like to introduce a bill that allows me to have sole ownership of /r9k/'s telecom systems.
Give it a name and a proper discription, then we can talk.
>>28586780
Yes. We should make a mandatory discussion time where we all discuss
>>28586594
3d is shit, 2d is the best.
>>28586783
Heen~ edgelords remind me of chuunis
discord gg/010qwGFBe1k3g8cwz
Official discord server, I may hand over ownership if need be
>>28586812
The bill will be called the L.A.B.C.U.C.K. Initiative for Telecom Tyranny. The bill allows myself to establish an ISP in the county of /r9k/ which will be called ReeeeeeeeNet. I will have sole responsibility of maintaining the ISP and be able to view all the gross shit you robots post at will. This will help us have a strong police force and lock away all the pedos on /r9k/.
>>28586809
WELCOME TO THE GUILD, CHILD
what should we do for our country when we win?
>>28586594
I'll back you up on this. Cunts need to fucking leave.
Going to draft a bill to publically disavow and deport all middle eastern migrants and Muslims from the board. I expect unanimous support across all parties.
One seat for 2D.
I missed the parliament so much.
I'm going to be more active this timedesu
>>28586871
you got our support, Smug Frogs
>>28586871
Pcpr9k stand with you.
>>28586861
Especially all that Eliza/Ciara drama.
It's ruining the board
This is the current setup. Don't complain about your color, it's not going to change.
>>28586860
I'm partial to sitting back and watch the younglings run around while sipping on a cold drink and waiting for those who achieve wizardhood to join us.
But I'm open for suggestions.
>>28586956
Why is Smug Frogs in "Others?" It was one of the most prominent parties of the old parliament.
>>28585962
Wew lad, I want 1 seat for the Autistic Communist Party
>>28586988
I don't give a damn. You have one member.
>inb4 twenty smug frog sameposters.
>>28587018
Are you going to join a party?
>>28585962
One for Western Wojack Party. We will spread that feel.
>>28587045
Maybe. I may as well found my own, we'll see.
>>28585070
Are we lowering the age of consent to single digit numbers or are we making marriage compulsory?
>>28587074
Way to go wojack.
>>28587074
You screwed up your tripcode. Try again.
>>28585962
Alright I understand, I want my seat for Autistic Communists
>>28586956
One more seat for 2D please. Logically I also apply for a membership on the 2D party.
>>28587045
I think the President of Parliament should stay impartial
>>28587118
Add a tripcode, then you are all set.
>>28587074
>>28587118
Need tripcodes senpaitachi
>>28587018
>>28587018
Alright then, if this parliament is independent of the old one, I want to rebrand the party as "Smug Trumpers."
>>28587163
As you wish. I changed it.
If you want to join, choose a name and a tripcode.
>Anonymoose #tripcode
If you join a party, add it to your name.
>Anonymoose [Party] #tripcode
If you want something to be voted on, you need to draft a bill. These bills can become laws by majority vote. Votes can occur at any time, given that at least ten people are present. This number may change, check the OP.
You can claim a seat each Sunday. If you don't, you will lose your seat for that week. Doesn't mean you can't vote, only that you won't appear on the parliament picture.
Other guidelines may be added.
>>28587145
K
Im done now
Fuckign kill me the R9K bot is BUSTING MY FUCKING BALLS
>>28586956
One seat for 2D and an application to the party as well
>>28587201
You're a huge failure.
Is autism a choice?
>>28587208
Finally. I added you and your party, congrats.
>>28587200
http discord gg/010qwGFBe1k3g8cwz
Please enter the discord so you can get owner
>>28587169
>sounds normal
>on robot9000
an abject failure to integrate with the masses is by no means normie.
>>28587084
>>28587096
Just fuck my tripcode up senpai
>>28587261
I think it's time to end it wojack.
>>28587261
I'm embarrassed for you
Tired of big government and do-nothing politicians bullying there way into your pockets? Want a party uninfluenced by GPB lobbyists, that has YOUR interests as a robot in mind? Stand with the Smug Trumpers! #Make/r9k/GreatAgain
>>28585962
I want my seat for the edgelords
>>28587311
You said so three times now. I heard you the first time. Stop yelling.
>>28587322
Get in the discord you need owner for fucks sakes
>>28587299
>>28587311
>>28587322
>3 dubs in a row
I'm impressed.
>>28587261
Sasuga wojack
Comfy Unionist Party starting up.
1 seat for CUP.
>>28587334
I am in it, but I don't like it. What use does it have?
>>28587340
You think thats good? Check this out.
>>28587322
These low-energy Edgelord "congressmen" seem to only know how to discuss issues by yelling. Sad!
>>28587356
Oh shit forgot trip
>>28587361
Please don't embarrass our party with your tiny singles.
1 seat for the Feet Fanatics Party
>>28587361
n-no... not infront of everywan.......
>>28587364
How are they low energy if they keep yelling?
>>28587389
I still respect you.
I propose we execute Wanon[2D] for being a dog posting woman.
>>28587416
I propose we end all hate against the 2D party and any of its members.
Make r9k great again
I dun like trump doe
>>28587444
Fucking checked my man.
24 members. I can't shake the feeling that there are people samefagging in here, but there is no way to be sure.
>>28587468
Even if there was there's no way to stop them.
>>28587468
Remove inactive members after a week
>>28587468
I would never betray you, beloved creator
PS: The 2D party is even more autistic than me
>>28587494
That's the plan, as stated here:
>>28587200
>>28587279
>>28587294
>>28587347
I hate my life. Parliament pls.
>>28587511
You managed to get it right within five tries. Added.
>>28587506
DESU your the best.
>>28587511
There you go, nicu jobbu
>>28587499
>not being autistic
>>28585447
1 for edgelords please
>>28587511
you finally did it
welcome, Wojack
Is it encouraged to use old tripname if I were from the last parliament?
>>28587511
Welcome to the parliament.
>>28587555
>Is it encouraged to use old tripname if I were from the last parliament?
Do what you feel is right.
>>28587534
Should I be impressed that his tries didn't exceed two digits or be embarassed for him that he took that long?
>>28587555
Checking you out.
>>28587576
Both would be fitting.
>>28587541
I'm actually starting to think you have better affinity with the autists
>>28586956
I WANT MY OWN SEAT NOW MUMMY!
Pls gib Nat. Manchild Movement.
>>28585962
1 seat for autistic socialism!
>>28587571
Alright, reporting in for Edgelords.
Im not too familiar with the process of drafting up a bill, but I have a few in mind, so if anyone would be kind enough to explain the process Ill probably have a go at it
>>28587615
What is with the bully fellow 2D? There is an edgelord seat with your name on it
Are we going to use the parliament 2.0 wiki or are we going to make a new one?
>>28587652
Still missing your trip, son.
We need more 2D members in parliament. Don't be shy.
>>28587674
New one, we want to be independent!
>>28587693
Are you going to be alright?
>>28587652
Come on, Comrade, there is a perfectly good seat for you here in Autistic Communists, we are very alike and together, we become a prominent party
What do you say? ;)
>>28587693
Poor guy, kinda cute though....
>>28587667
You need a fancy name and a short description about what you actually want to do. Then you can cast a vote if at least ten people are present. If the majority voted yes, it become a bill. If they say no, it's rejected.
>>28587674
Leave that to me. If I see the need (which will happen as soon as we have any bills in the making) I'll create a new wikia.
>>28587671
It's my way of conveying the feelings within my chest more clearly to you
>>28587393
Loud-mouthed without an argument. Low-energy!
>>28587693
NEVER EVERI keep confusing the exclamation point and the pound symbol. Maybe I should join the autism party.
>>28587740
So does this mean all the bills on the wiki don't count or something?
>>28587740
So, can a bill be like any law, like a banning of certain images???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>28587769
>???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Can we ban that?
>>28587769
Banning frogposting when?
>>28587769
Yes, there were a lot trying to get 3DPD banned.
>>28587768
>So does this mean all the bills on the wiki don't count or something?
Yes. This is a new start, everthing has been voided.
>>28587769
>So, can a bill be like any law, like a banning of certain images???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Yes, it can. But don't bet on such a law actually being followed.
Will the robot prevent us from having normal parliament threads?
I started an 4+2+2 chan board a long time ago.
/tbhfam/
Also, here's my blog:
http://bano-2d.tumblr.com/
Very well then Comrades, Ill set my mind to something that could be of interest to the parlimentary house
>>28587809
>Yes, it can. But don't bet on such a law actually being followed.
Why don't we introduce some kind of executive then?
>>28587655
>tfw noo edgelord bf
>>28587764
It's ok bud, don't feel bad.
>>28587809
Awwwww We should get to getting the good bills through again then.
>>28587844
It won't, just be creative with wording. Let's please not split up everyone by having parliament on two different sites.
>>28587851
>Why don't we introduce some kind of executive then?
Because it doesn't work and kills the fun. That's why.
>>28587688
aw shoot
sorry familianel
Surely there are at least a few dual-citizen /pol/ack robots ready to join the party of justice?
>>28587731
you sound like a rapist but i'll accept
1 seat for autistic socialism!
>The Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1
>This Bill hereby bans the usage of exessive punctuation (For example: ?!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?) and 'Emoji faces' (For example: ;;;;)))) XXXDDD :,))) These displays of animosity promote hatred and general Fag-ness within the community
Hows this?
>>28587921
I was one of the /r9k/ veterans and highly active in the /pol/ parliament. No, I'm not IllusiveMan.
>>28587943
But emoticons can be cute. How about specific ones? Like specifically xD
>>28587943
Sounds okay, could work.
>>28587943
Do we need to have some certain amount of members in the parliament to start voting on bills?
>>28587989
Actually I retract my statement.
>>28585962
One for DankMaymays.
Husky bill.
I get a qt fluffy husky
>>28587989
>xD
Eww.
>>28587943
how could we ironically hate on the normies without the emoticons :((((
>>28587989
xD specifically is cancerous, especially is the X is not capitalised, resulting in an imbalanced face kind of look, i'm open to modifications of the bill
>>28588014
O shit wrote it all for nothing
>>28587989
Smug Trumpers second the aforementioned movement of you killing yourself.
>>28588019
Not without a tripcode.
>>28587993
What are we going to wait for, 40 people? There are over twenty congressmen here, it's fine for me.
>>28587993
We need 10 people here. I think we may have them.
>>28587943
Yay.
>>28588036
I was thinking :3 is kinda cute so that's why I wanted it excluded but it's fine to not have it I guess.
>>28588019
Actually I have decided to join the smugfrogs
1 for smugfrogs please
Attention!
This is Ron Swanson, speaker of the house. Today we will vote on the Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1.
>This Bill hereby bans the usage of exessive punctuation (For example: ?!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?) and 'Emoji faces' (For example: ;;;;)))) XXXDDD :,))) These displays of animosity promote hatred and general Fag-ness within the community
The bill is now open for discussion, which I will close at will. After than we can vote on it.
So, does Ron start a strawpoll or me or what?
Im highly inexperiencedAnd autistic
>>28585070
NO
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
>>28588072
That party has been dissolved into the Smug Trumpers party.
>>28588072
Alright now i'll join the smug frogs
>>28588100
>open for discussion, which I will close at will. After than we can vote on it.
I will start the voting with a post, you simply answer to that post with Aye or Nay.
>>28588094
Will emoji's, that are made up of only two characters(like :3, :)) still be allowed?
>>28588094
I say we ban all emojis besides :3
>>28588116
...Ok then
1 For Smug Trumpers.
>tfw forgot trip
To join a party do I just say I'm part of it and poof I am? Or do I have to apply to said party I want to join?
>>28588094
Ban all except
:^)
>>28588131
Im willing to allow :3 however XD and especially xD (Not the lower-case x) are a definitive no, Emojis such as :) and :( are uncertain in my book, however Im leaning towards a no
>>28588107
The inner circle melting this shit over a fancy constitution? Yes, I do remember.
>>28588116
Are you talking about the Smug Trumpers? Because that what the Smug Frog renamed his party.
>>28588146
I second my fellow party-member's notion
>>28588094
We need the emoticons because without them we cannot ironically hate the normalfag's real usage of them
I agree with the exessive punctuation tho
>>28588162
I say that this should also be banned, due to the recent influx of normies and redditors unironically using this emoji.
>>28588147
Welcome aboard the party of liberty, friend!
>>28588183
Yes, I am referring to the Smug Trumpers
>>28588169
In the end you have to draft the final bill and post it here, or else the original version will go into voting.
>>28588094
I believe the bill should go further and collectively ban all emojis that are not "cute".
This definition of "cute" is strictly limited to any and all emojis that are anime related.
>>28588094
I'm alright with this bill as long, as we don't ban ":3" and ";_;".
>>28588094
Is ;_; going to be allowed?
>>28588193
That is true, but normies will still unironically use them leading to confusion as to what is irony and normality.
>>28588228
>>28588094
>>28588236
This. That's better wording than I could come up with. All anime related emojis should be allowed.
MAKE ME AN HONORARY SKELETON MEMBER
I DO NOT WISH TO LEAD THE PARTY AGAIN BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BE RECOGNIZED AS ALUMNI
>>28588236
>>28588162
>>28588146
My proposal has you all covered senpai
>>28588194
This is a good point, ironic emojis are barely ironic anymore due to their adoption by twitter, reddit, etc. The safest play is to ban them all.
>>28588202
Thank you very much, I hope that together we can Make r9k Great Again
>>28588226
Very well then, I will watch a few more minutes of discussion then draft up a final one
>>28588236
The 2D party has unfortunately caught me in my heart and I have grown a liking to them, I agree with your statement somewhat, however I believe there will be too much debate and trouble over what is and what is not Anime related, I am not master of Anime culture myself, so I am putting the responsibility into your hands, Mr Sister Fister, to give me a list of 1-5 Emojis that you believe should be allowed, except :3 I've already decided to allow that one, I will accept no more than 5 from you however.
Understood?
I'm starting Smug Frogs in opposition to the /pol/ crossboarder party.
>TFW nobody asks you questions on your Tumblr blog
>>28587852
Oh man, I didn't think you'd still be around.
>>28588094
Exclude :^3
>>28588193
I second this, but as >>28588260 says it will be hard to weed out the unironical usage.
>>28588314
>:^3
Literally who uses this?
I'm willing to join. Which party should I join?
>>28588260
fuck it, youre right, ban them all
Anyone from 2D would like to put up suggestions for the list of 5 emojis that will be allowed?
Personally I'm thinking of >.<
>>28588339
I do, always. :^3
>>28588358
If you can't decide, you can always go independent.
>>28588339
Smug Trumpers would have it known to the Parliament that a party-wide kek was had.
