>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican girls
Bumping for thick latina ass
>>28376079
B-but what about the cold, anon? I dont think i could handle it
>>28376941
It's only bad in January and February
>>28376951
More like october-late april by my standards
>>28376979
I agree but I can still tolerate it
At least the nightlife is still good in the cold months
And your Puerto Rican girlfriend's ass and boobies can keep ypu warn
New Jersey should own Staten Island desu
>>28377127
I've never even been to Staten Island besides driving through it
>>28376079
I heard it's full of super tall, rich, outgoing hipster Chads, how would a robot even stand a chance there?
>>28377858
Nah that's BS
There are hipster chads but also plenty of autists like us
>>28377127
I agree.
But better yet the whole area should be annexed by NYC. It's obviously all the same City, why pretend they are different "states" and "towns"? It's all a continuous urban area.
Fucking americans.
>>28377895
forgot pic
orihiano
>tfw no qt Mexican gf from Sunset Park
>>28377895
The boroughs have totally different vibes to them, though
>>28376079
at least you don't live here
>search something online
>enter in my zipcode and "within [x amount] miles"
>get fucking connecticut
>>28377975
>retarded Long Islander's view on Long Island
>>28377950
What does that have to do with what i said?
The boroughs are part of NYC. I'm saying those "towns" in new jersey and long island should stop pretending they're towns and officially become neighborhoods of NYC.
>>28378164
The racist retards out on Long Island stuck in 1975 would never allow that
>>28378181
lol, what's that all about? pls respond im genuinely interested. What's going on on long island, the only thing i know about it is that the rich new yorkers live on it's coasts in mansions like in wolf of wallstreet and the great gatsby.
>>28378241
Well there's that, but most of us here aren't rich or anything. There are a lot of middle class neighborhoods and some impoverished ones.
That was a harsh generalization I made, but there really are a lot of xenophobic Trumptards on Long Island. Where I live it isn't too bad, though.
>>28378271
Yeah but why are they stuck in 1975? And why don't they want to be part of NYC, because it's too poor for them and being in the countryside is fancier? Because outside USA it's the other way around, it's prestigeous and fancy to live close to the center of a major city, and being on the outskirts is for the poor.
>tfw live in West Bronx
>tfw spicbot
I hope one day a stray bullet puts me out of my misery.
>>28378363
Where in the West Bronx>
>>28378327
Theyir perception of the city is outdated, while it is actually more prestigious to live in the city these days, they think the opposite. They think the city is "ghetto" or whatever, and that suburbia is better. Even if they've never actually lived in the city.
>>28376079
The city is run by chads and they dominate most of the young pussy, it's hard for even a cyborg to get a decent woman in and around NYC
>>28378471
Between West Tremont and West 176th
>>28378535
You're just not trying hard enough
Most guys here aren't really chads anyway, that's more of a Long Island thing
>>28378625
Oh okay
The area around W238th and Broadway is a lot nicer and probably around the same price to live in
I really need a Puerto Rican gf
>Tfw no big booty spic gf
Its cuz they dont like skinny asian dudes right?
>>28380267
m-maybe I can be your half Puerto Ricanbf
>>28376079
Atleast you don't live in the Balkans
>>28381261
It's because you call them spics
Anyway though, I've seen Asian guys with qt Latinas
>>28381353
Do you have a cute dick?
>>28377975
I do live on Long Island
I like my town but I'd rather live in the boroughs
>>28381353
I hope your finger slipped, qt. I hope you speak like those ghetto girls too, hnng
>>28381571
>yo my nigguh
Do you also want her to wear Jordans?
>>28381541
Very feminine and petite
>>28381571
I'm not ghetto
>tfw I dont live in NYC and fuck extremely qt gargoyle shotas
Why live?
>>28381615
Is it cut or uncut? How many inches hard?
>>28381613
Of course. Hoop earrings too
>>28381615
dropped
>>>/trash/
>>28381796
I tried to get with a pr/dr chick off tinder from the south bronx, she had just the right amount of ghetto in her voice
She was funny as fuck too but unfortunately it didn't work out
>>28381796
But yeah I love them ghetto Puerto Rican girls. It's weird because I don't really like ghetto black girls, ghetto white girls, or ghetto Hispanic girls that aren't Puerto Rican/Dominican
>>28377975
>captioned map of Long Island and Environs
>doesn't even caption "Island of Dr. Moreau" for Plum Island research facility, just northeast
I don't even live around there but I know about Plum Island, c'mon family
Now that I double check, at least they covered the Amityville house.
