Who /Pisces/ here? I don't believe in zodiac signs but I read the description for Pisces and it's scarily accurate, which is kind of freaking me out.
>tfw i'm exactly like my taurus sign
so i literally am a BULL
Descriptions for these are so broad that your pattern-seeking brain makes the parts that apply to you stick out. It's classic fortune-teller charlatan tactics.
>>27931036
Taurus description seems pretty alpha. What are you doing on /r9k/?
>>27931059
taurus isn't alpha, it's basically a support/healer class in an RPG
>>27931053
I don't know man, Pisces seems to apply to me more than the other signs like Taurus, for example. Pisces is basically described as beta and emotional, and prone to escapism, which is how I've been my whole life. Yeah I try to hide emotion now but this is pretty much how I feel.
Strengths: Compassionate, artistic, intuitive, gentle, wise, musical
Weaknesses: Fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality, can be a victim or a martyr
Pisces likes: Being alone, sleeping, music, romance, visual media, swimming, spiritual themes
Pisces dislikes: Know-it-all, being criticized, the past coming back to haunt, cruelty of any kind
This is all true :O fugg
>>27931075
What class is Pisces? NPC? That minion who gets killed in the tutorial dungeon?
>>27931116
the strong independent female NPC who somehow manages to get kidnapped
>>27931166
But what about the male Pisces?
>even astrological sign is two fish sucking each other off
Gay.
>>27931018
Read the description for all of them - you'll find them all scarily accurate.
I'm a Leo, and yet I'm a robot. That right there is plenty to keep me from believing in this mumbo jumbo.
>>27931210
Well I read Taurus and I don't see myself in that.
So that's why I suck at relationships. I'm autistically loving and treat people well, as well as attracting the worst women, assuming I even attract any women (I've only had 1 girlfriend and she was an emo bitch; it lasted 5 days before I broke it off).
>>27931018
Virgo
please tell me there's more to it than what I think there is
Virgo master race here. Whats it like belonging to lesser signs ?
>>27931018
when is your birthday?
>>27931345
February 27
>>27931329
I'm a Leo/Virgo cusp.
Apparently that means I'm constantly filled with urges to be a Chad, which are overwhelmed by my immense sense of shame for even considering it.
>>27931328
>>27931329
One person likes this and the other doesn't.
Is virgo good or bad?
>>27931467
virgo is fine. all the earth signs are basically fine.
it doesn't actually have anything to do with being a virgin, though it sometimes comes with autismal personality traits.
>>27931540
I'm kind of new to this. What makes something an earth sign? Is Pisces an earth sign?
>>27931540
Virgos are icequeen fuckers.
Pretentious faggots.
>>27931540
This tbqh. Virgo is pretty much the poster sign for nitpicky autism. I like it though, I feel like it really compliments my Pisces best friend
>>27931640
Piss-es is a water sign, blub blub, funnily enough AQUAR-ius is an air sign.
>>27931717
>being able to control your emotions = icequeen
Go cry about it you fucking child
I'm Pisces, and I have most of the bad qualities of Pisces. How do I improve on them? I hate being a beta bitch.
>>27931640
capricorn, taurus, and virgo are earth signs.
cancer, scorpio, and pisces are water signs.
libra, aquarius, and gemini are air signs.
aries, leo, and sagittarius are fire signs.
>>27931739
Is there any point to air, water, earth, etc. or are those just labels that don't mean anything?
>>27931762
>tight lipped square clenches the rod a little further up his ass
Don't you know? There are actually 2 horoscopes, they added 13th sign, look it up.
>>27931819
Yes, keep posting these booty blasted replies. Seeing a lesser sign such as yourself become unraveled upon witnessing the degree of control I have over myself if delicious.
>>27931894
You mean ophiuchus?
>>27931900
>upon witnessing the degree of control I have over myself if delicious
>if delicious
>if
I bow before your virgin mastery desu~
>Pisces
>Play video games and watch movies all the time
>Addicted to junk food
>Act like a bitch
Fuck, why is it so accurate?
>>27931927
Yes the Original
>>27931894
no one cares about ophiuchus except japanese people
>>27931982
The point is with new dates don't horoscope seem even more bullshit? Do some people watch new descriptions and say "That's even more accurate!"?
>>27931804
>tfw pisces, favorite color is blue, and was obsessed with water bending after watching avatar
Fuuuuck
>>27931018
>/Pisces/
Just like in my anime
>>27932101
Pleb here. What anime is that?
>>27931935
I-I meant to do that
>First result is Justin Bieber
Goddammit, at least we have George Washington.
>>27932049
no, most people get attached to their signs and don't like the idea of changing them.
>>27932219
I hate being a Pisces though, at least the negative aspects though. I have been interested in acting which is in line with Pisces and I wouldn't change that, but I wish I was more tough than I am.
I'm Capricorn.
>>27932282
it could be worse. you could have been a cancer.
>>27932111Saint Seiya The Lost Canvas
https://youtu.be/ZM78kc4xNBw
Pandora best girl.
>>27932328
Do you find that your personality aligns with the description of Capricorn?
>>27931108
>compassionate, intuitive, gentle, musical
>martyr
>being alone, music, romance
>the past
All I could identify with. Also if you call yourself wise then you're clearly not.
>>27932158
But that's a normie list.
I imagine that stupid internet celebrities like webcomic artists have a high proportion of pisceans.
>>27932454
Yeah, but it gives me hope that one day I can be a successful normie despite my Pisces tendencies.
>post yfw cancer is literally the sign of legends
>>27932366
Some aspects, yes. Then again, it all comes in very broad strokes, and while every sign won't fit a certain person, most of them will fit, which makes me very sceptical of horoscopes. Consider horoscopes some early, inaccurate science that deals with psychological types and suddenly this makes much more sense. It should be seen as completely outdated with the development of philosophy, psychiatry, psychology and neuroscience that have done much to advance the understanding of humans and the general types they fall in.
>>27931036
Gold digging status obsessed hedonistic shitbags the lot of you.
Capricorn but w/e it isn't accurate
Who cuckricorn here? Robot sign as fuck.
>>27931018
Its meant to be vague and generally good. You could easily think you were any of them if you were told so.
>>27931018
Yeah us fish are all fucked but we have solace in everyone else knowing deep down were better than all of them. Cancers are good to be around but they get fucking moody and they hold grudges forever. So pretty much just like us without the introverted pussyness. Avoid leos and sagittarius.
>>27931223
You can be any sign and still be a loser.
>tfw Libra, the sign of the omega male
>>27932560
Were destined to never be like them senpai. I'd suggest embracing it. We'll find people that love us for who we are...someday.
>>27932681
>Avoid leos and sagittarius.
>TFW your 3D waifu is a sagittarius
>>27932829
Nah man I'm gonna lose the fat on my belly and face, then lift really hard, then maybe the normies will love me.
>>27932864
Those are good things, that's bettering yourself not changing who you are. We're resented because we remind them of things they don't like about themselves.
Libra and dragon born here
Who /scorpio/ here?
We are literally the sociopaths of the zodiac.
>>27932967
Yeah, you are. It takes all kinds though. Keep doing you.
>>27932967
This is an original post, fellow sociopath
>>27932158
>eight people I have never seen or heard of are more popular than the founder and first leader of the nation
Have schools started covering C-list celebrities in history class now?
>believing 15 year old stacy facebook gsrbage
>>27932926
I feel like if I keep quiet and analyze situations, instead of saying whatever I want, then game those situations in my favor instead of showing my outward betaness, then maybe I can become normie. Helps to better myself and look the part though. Who knows, I just might bullshit my way into being a celebrity while I'm at it.
>>27933028
Our intuition is normally spot on, that's why we're always fucking depressed. It's easily used to our advantage though, but manipulation isn't in our nature.
>>27933012
I think it's popularity based on the searches entered on that site. The people looking up that kind of stuff on that kind of site are probably more interested in modern celebrities than historical figures. Nothing wrong with that, pre-teens are more likely to believe in zodiac signs anyway, but I just made this thread to point out that coincidentally, I share a lot of traits of a Pisces and my birthday just so happens to make me a Pisces. DESU I hate acting like a beta bitch which is pretty much Pisces, so I'm going to be more quiet and analyzing in social situations from now on.
Bineg a male Psices is basically having god stepping on your throat your whole life.
>>27931108
look at the "strengths" of the pisces sign. Its a sign meant for women since no matter their faults, a man will come along and pick up the slack. Men with piscean personality traits are a turnoff for women unless your are part of the 1 percent that is born with the talent to go hollywood
>>27932967
Nah, Scorpios are sweet and loyal until they are crossed. After that, it is burned bridges city and wearing the offender's face as a mask.
Is Aries the Chad sign? The only trait I share is liking comfortable clothes.
Strengths: Courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate
Weaknesses: Impatient, moody, short-tempered, impulsive, aggressive
Aries likes: Comfortable clothes, taking on leadership roles, physical challenges, individual sports
Aries dislikes: Inactivity, delays, work that does not use one's talents
>>27933070
I guess I'll have to practice manipulation. I know people look down on it but if I have to pick between manipulating to get what I want and being happy or being a depressed loser, I'm going to strive for the former.
Moon in pisces. Water dominant.
>>27933110
>tfw trying to get into acting
Well, let's hope this works
>>27932839
Goddamn, Stefania is a cutie. I don't normally even like freckles, but something about her is just so great. She was pretty qt in Krampus too.
>>27933110
All of that is true. I struggle to find meaning in my life every day. Being negative about it isn't going to help though. Unless you're implying to go with a shotgun lobotomy. Alot of Pisces go that route.
>>27933115
Who doesn't like comfortable clothes?
>>27933134
Be subtle about it. Were more capable of creating enemies and hurting feels than we know.
>>27933188
Pisces here, I'm trying to play my strengths and become an actor >>27933155
but fix my weaknesses. I'm trying not to get attached an beta-ified by every qt that gives me a compliment. I've already promised myself that I'm never getting married or having kids, because I know I wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>27933248
Thing is, I'm always so worried about hurting feelings and not being PC enough that I'm too quiet at certain times, it's just that I say something spergy at times and it fucks me up. It's not so much that I hurt feels but I seem to make everyone feel like they're superior to me, it's annoying. It doesn't help that I'm white as hell and in high school (senior, not underaged), and in my "racially diverse area" it's seen okay to make jokes about how white I am but I make one joke about race and suddenly I'm the racist KKK inbred Hitler.
>>27933239
Well obviously not any Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces fags.
>>27933319
They're not superior. They're playing games that we don't understand. Make a decision to be assertive, it's one i had to make. I threw someone on the ground and put my knee on his throat after I couldn't take it anymore, after that it got better. I'm not you and I'm not telling you to go on a shooting spree but you're going to be taking everyone's bullshit forever until you decide not to anymore.
>>27933406
It's just that if I tell someone to knock it off they say "IT'S JUST A JOKE BRO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE" but if I laugh along it looks like I'm being passive and can take shit. It seems like no matter what I do, I'm screwed. Plus I go to one of those private schools with the zero tolerance policy on violence, so anyone in a fight, even the audience, is expelled.
>>27933392
I was being silly and so are you for assuming all the other signs hate being comfy.
>>27933392
Pisces here, I like being comfortable.
>>27932670
>You could easily think you were any of them if you were told so.
Not at all.
Sagittarius/Capricorn
Yin Water Rooster
INTJ-A
Gemini ENTJ here.
Truly a godly combination.
Anyone identify with their zodiac sign, realize they needed to change, changed their ways and personality, and are successfully living a happier life now? I need some inspiration, I hate living as a lowly Pisces.
>>27933859
You are who you are, you can learn to better yourself and downplay your more unattractive traits and accentuate your positive ones. It boils down to making a conscious decision for every second that you're awake. We have a tendency to dwell on the negative things more so than others and it's something we have to fight. Make some goals familam. You'll be satisfied when you see that some people in your life are getting assmad that you're happy.
>>27934176
>It boils down to making a conscious decision for every second that you're awake
Might have to start doing this so I don't come across as a beta bitch. Thanks anon.
>>27934196
A good start is to stop calling yourself a beta. It doesn't matter what anyone else says about you or if its true or not. You shouldn't talk negatively about yourself.
>>27932560
The world isn't a meme. It's not black and white like that. This place is toxic and will destroy you.
>>27934351
I guess, I'm just aware of the fact that I have some traits that people would call beta.
>>27934539
I know, I'm just saying that /r9k/ would have you believe it doesn't get better, but I'm saying I think I have a chance of things getting better if I apply myself more. These people did it, so why can't I?
>>27934548
So do I.
Not original desu senpai kawaii hiroshima
>>27932158
don't forget Albert Speer
>>27935319
SweetYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>pictured: a confirmed pisces
>>27931094
EVERYONE DOES THOSE THINGS
ALPHAS THINK THEY COULD DO MORE TO ASSERT THEIR DOMINANCE
WE ARE LITERALLY AN EMOTIONAL, SOCIAL SPECIES
ESCAPISM IS FUN THAT'S WHY SUBSTANCE ABUSE AFFECTS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE
how stupid can people be I mean holy fuck
>>27935899
Yeah but some people are more prone to substance abuse than others, and not everyone is as assertive. That's truth. Not saying it's determined by zodiac signs, but you can't act like everyone is exactly the same, personality-wise.
>>27935899
>ESCAPISM IS FUN
and astrology is escapism.
I don't think these descriptions are made for us robots...
>>27931018
thats called confirmation bias you moron.
>>27936058
this was written by a betamax libra who orbited someone for long enough to get a pity fuck and now thinks he's some casanova
>>27931791
Pretend you are not empty inside. Pretend you are a real person with aspirations that are "your own". Stop letting people know you would bend over backwards for them. Yeah it's impossible. Welcome to hell fellow male peepee cuddlefish.
>>27936227
I'll die trying. Thanks, anon
>>27936227
Wise words. I like you sir. 4chan is my only friend senpai
who /cusp/ here?
I'm a Libra that was born just a couple hours before Scorpio
>>27938261
Which one are you more like?
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>>27938305
I identify with most of a Libra's qualities except for social grace
suitably, Scorpios are listed as being independent and solitary so I guess I'm a Libra with Scorpio traits
who /scorpio/ here
>tfw alpha
feels good
>tfw born 1 day away from being an alpha leo
JUST
Memes
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>>27931108
which site are you using?
>>27939288
Just google you sign.
>>27938261
Virgo/Libra cusp here.
Dating a Scorpio woman, so I have to be more Virgo. They aren't big fans of the flirty air types.
Being a cusp is like having dual personalities sometimes.
>>27931018
All horoscopes are structured to be "scarily accurate" for any human, yet also easily dismissed as inaccurate, when they're not yours. It's brilliant, actually.
>>27931018
Aries-Tarus here. Is there any better combo?
Scorpio here
What's the general consensus on scorpios?
Cancer/Leo. (July 25)
INTJ/ISTJ
I'm a Leo, but I have more Cancer personality traits. Regularly tested INTJ when I was younger, shifted to ISTJ.
I have little motivation to improve my situation if my situation is satisfactory, but I hate people who are incompetent or seemingly don't exert effort and strive to try to teach them to better themselves to make them better, but people get frustrated and cannot accept the fact that they are actually shit and the fault lies with them solely for the problems they've invented for themselves.
I don't want power, but I'll lead if there is no person in power or if the leader is incompetent/inefficient. All I want in life is to be respected for my skills and have the freedom to go where I please while making use of my abilities to help others in a world where most people believe that their faults and problems are the result of an external influence rather than something gestated internal that needs to be addressed.I've learned that people don't care what the hermit has to say unless someone else has determined that he is worth listening to based on status symbols (degrees, certifications, titles) that I have no desire to obtain. I understand the importance and implication of having a title bestowed upon an individual meaning they are competent in their given field, but the concept of someone who may be able to perform at an equal level without the title is something that people immediately dismiss and admonish.
>>27939726
Aries-Aries.
>>27931094
>Pisces is basically described as beta and emotional, and prone to escapism
dude that exists in all signs. There are pisces who are not like that in any way.
I don't see any logical reason to believe in astrology but
Sometimes I tell people I'm a pisces and point out a characteristic of pisces that applies to me. Not because I believe in that but to give a hint of my personality
>>27940813
>this powerful autism
>>27931312
>pisces in relationships
Hah! I can disprove that becauseI can't get a relationshipAT ALL
So there is no such thing as pisces and relationships
