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>be me 19 year old female and a virgin
>never having a bf in the same state as mine and never meeting them and never having sex
>a year and a half ago meet a really nice and handsome guy
>he is easily 6'3 and abit big on the weight but nothing serious but he is huge in size
>two months ago we start to date and he is 27 and knows i'm super inexperienced in this so we take our time to ease into things
>two weeks ago we are both in his bed just in our underwear and we remove them and i see his penis for the first time and it is literally the size of my thumb in both girth and length i don't say anything but of course hes abit embarrassed about it so i play it off like its no big deal and we have oral sex
>skip to tonight when he asks if id be ok if we have vaginal sex next time we are together and i say yes
when i say the size of my thumb i mean like 3.5 inches in length and i'm pretty worried if he will be able to actually sexually please me, i don't mind if i don't cum its not a huge deal but what im asking is should i fake it or something?
what is something i can do to not offend him somehow
nermios eut ROOOOOOOOOO
Clearly bait but I'd just dump him. No point in even trying IMO. Even if he is amazing in every other area (which he clearly isn't because he sounds fat), it isn't worth having a small penis for the rest of your relationship.
He won't be able to cum for a girl who watches Steven Universe so maybe you're meant for each other.
>>27695996
The ride never ends
IT NEVER ENDSSS
>>27696034
oh anon how i wish this was simply bait but i actually am asking and ill probably go to /adv/ later
but still thank you for the input
>>27696068
he watches Steven Universe too so maybe thats why this was doomed from the start
>>27695996
why do you decide to post this here? do you intend to taunt me? is this post meant to bully me?
are you trying to say that even small dicked fat guys can get virgin gf, what is wrong with you?
>>27696088
If I was a girl, I wouldn't date or sex a fatty with a micro penis.
How ugly are you? If you can't do better than this guy then just pretend to enjoy it.
>>27696095
with time a dedication you'll get that virgin gf anon i promise
>>27696034
and he actually is quite amazing at oral and other stuff
>>27696134
id say i'm a ok/10 i am abit chubby but its mostly thick thighs and ass
>>27696182
>abit chubby
>chubby
ahhhh
there it is
thats why you are virgin, dating a fat 27 yo with a micropenis
it all comes together now
>>27696182
>but its mostly thick thighs and ass
fuck
post pics please
Also if he's amazing at oral then just stay with him. Apparently most girls don't get off from penetration anyway.
>>27696204
lmao im not a ham planet
>>27696238
also nope mostly because there is a small chance they go on 4chan and i wouldn't want to risk them seeing that
>>27696281
>they
this is a gender neutral plural
your boyfriend is a masculine singular
which group are you talking about here
who is they
>>27696281
You don't need to post your face.
>>27696298
>masculine singular
wut
>>27696305
HE
your boyfriend is a HE
so why did you say THEY
>there is a small chance they go on 4chan
who is THEY
>>27696298
ah sorry about that i mostly call anybody by they or switch from he/she and they when telling stories so i dont repeat myself
just practice your cute sexy soft moans OP
nothing forced or obviously fake tho
>>27696318
Jesus calm down son
>>27696335
already got that shit down packed anon
>>27696340
c-can i hear some?
>>27696340
pls post pic of thighs and a vocaroo of moans.
>>27696437
>>27696461
and it starts
bump to know if dick size actually matters to people
>>27696523
It doesn't. Go to adv and see for yourself.
Normalfags are weird to not care about that stuff.
>tfw tiny dick
>tfw 6.5x5.5
>never had sex because every time a girl saw my dick I just got laughed at
>>27696607
its better then what i have to deal with
at least i had the heart to not say anything about it and im probably going to still have sex with him
>>27696523
unless you literally have a micropenis, no
source: I've had sex
Here's a crazy thought: what if sex is about more than the just the size of of the genitalia involved?
>>27696684
well of course it is anon,heck id say i actually love this person and id be willing to accept that he has a micro penis and i just get off by oral/hand stuff but thats no way to have a relationship
plus i was asking do i fake my orgasm or let them do there thing
not like i'm gonna bake up with this person unless the relationship itself gets fucked up
>>27696684
Hold the fuck up. So you're telling me that women respond to a wide range of sexual stimulation and that furiously pounding them with a phallic object the size of my forearm isn't enough to pleasure them?
You're an absolute madman!
>>27696745
Virgin or dicklet detected
>>27696740
i forgot to add this
to me sex is not everything its just a plus
>>27696745
this actually made me spit water on my keyboard while i was laughing
>>27696740
I think it's best to openly communicate in a relationship. Just make sure if you have to break the news to him that his penis is too small that you do it gently.
Men can be very sensitive about their penis size and their sexual performance. If he finds out you were faking it, it could undermine his confidence in himself.
>>27696182
>chubby
>thick thighs and ass
Translates into
>overweight
>fat thighs and ass
t. Somebody who has met a "chubby but think" femanon
>>27696796
i feel bad for you man
>>27696779
thanks you anon for that advise
>>27696825
I feel worse for you. Exaggerating your fat features online, having a bf with a small dick.
Enjoy never being filled by a real dick, fatty.
>>27696865
mmm i can taste that salt from here because you had to meet a land whale in real life
>>27696913
>thinking you're not one
Women don't lie about being fat on the internet all the time, I forgot. I'm sure you have a Sophia vergara esque body, which is why you're still a virgin dating a 27 year old dicklet.
>>27695996
Possibly a more subtle dicksize bait thread for a change, but I'll bite.
Whatever you do, don't fake orgasms. If that ever gets found out you'll likely end up destroying his confidence and ruin any credibility of your orgasms (and in case you ever break up, the credibility of orgasms of all future women he might be in a relationship with).
On top of that, faking your orgasms is a dumb thing to do as it does a disservice to you as well. If you pretend whatever he is doing is working well for you, there's no real reason to try a different approach, position, angle, etc. unless he's feeling experimental or as a change of spice.
By communicating what does and does not work, it'll be more pleasurable for you too.
Furthermore, female orgasms through sheer penetration during sex is not that common regardless of penis size, as the majority of actual stimulus happens with the clitoris. There's also the g-spot which can be reached fairly shallowly inside the vagina, and supposedly the a-spot much further in, but the sensitivity of both spots differ per woman. For some the a-spot or g-spot is like a magic orgasm button, for others it's just an additional standard erogenous zone that merely adds to the overall pleasure.
There are more ways than simple missionary PIV sex to get sexual pleasure. Besides other positions that will add to the ability to penetrate further (your legs over his shoulders, pillow in your lower back) or to work with whatever angle his penis has to aim for the g-spot, there's also oral and such. Sure /r9k/ likes to claim giving oral is beta, but let's be real, they're not the first people to come to to ask about what is "alpha" or "beta". Besides, all that matters is that it feels good, right?
As always, communication is key.
>>27696913
>making Chocolate Pudding at 4am
this is a really stupid username op. perhaps you arent familiar with this site but you dont need to use one
>>27696684
That crazy thought is wrong.
Kill thineself, fornicating harlot
>>27695996
The normos always have to take everything. EVERYTHING
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>>27695996
Just do it. Worrying if it'll feel good won't do you any good. Most chicks say it hurts the first time regardless. Plus, you only need 2 inches of length to please a chick. Most of the good nerves are right in the first 2 inches in the vagina.
To everyone else saying it's my worth it: have you never fingered a girl before? It feels good to them you morons.
>>27696768
you don't seem to understand english come back in a year or two
Obvious bait. Saged and Hidden. Fuck you.
