it's time i taught you the ways. follow me
what do I have to learn from you?
>>27683567
*teleports behind you*original
This is a path I walk alone...
>He leaps into another tree a second after saying that
>I quickly leap into pursuit
>"Tch, if that's all you can do then you may as well die here!"
>He turns around in mid air and takes a swipe at me
>I deflect the blow with my katana named Coldsteel
>We land on the ground at the same time
>"Not bad kid, but you have to do better then that!"
>He teleports
>I know this move
>I roll forward as I feel the wind of his swipe hit my back
>Our blades dance in harmony until I deftly disarm him
>I point the tip of my blade at his throat
>"You are ready Anon"
>He grabs my forearm and we both teleport
>>27684133
teleport where!?
>>27684133
>Our blades dance in harmony
I fucking dying. That and all the teleporting. This is fucking brilliant.
>>27684230
That, is what you must find out yourself
>>27684133
Tell us more, o awakened one
>>27683643
the funny thing is that men are disgusting horny pigs that will fuck anything and probably look at her all the time
>>27684271
guess there are some real sworsdmen here huh? well maybe im dressed just with a short pants and i have my own fists, but guess who is ugly and have long hair.
now you will taste my power, my ancestors will help me, prepare yourself
>>27684133
lmfao
oriagisdcbskxc
[chanting intensifies]
>>27684374
You know what kid?
I have the blood of demon gods running through my vains.
I have slain armies and gods alike.
You're nothing to me but another drop of blood that I have to clean off of my blade.
Looks like my ex-bf.
If one day, he murders me with novelty weapons from Oriental Gifts, I'm going to laugh and deserve my death.
>>27684497
Thanks for posting normie
Now leave
>>27684458
tsh, like i care. enough of this conversation lets start this
you should be able to dodge this
*teleport in FRONT of you, and hit you with a original kick*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZAZr0qY28
>>27684497
N-novelty weapons?
You insolent brat!
That's the legendary sword named the Bloodsurge Blade!
That's it!
You'll die with my special move!
Silent Locust Controlling Ape!
>>27683567
>>27683741
>>27684133
I wish I could be as cool as these guys.
>>27684532
Ow crap!
>Flies into orbit
>Force makes me go really fast
>Goes back into the atmosphere
>Flames cover my blade
>DIE!
>Slashes you while going at sonic speed
>Lands and creates a crater the size of Jew York
Tch, nothing personnel kid
>>27684497
>a robot got a gf
>>27684588
Live by the meme, die by the meme.
I resigned to die this death the day I found /b/.
>>27684133
I couldn't read this and not record it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
>>27684746
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
And bookmarked!
Whatever, faggatrons
>>27684746
ayyy desudesudesu
>>27684133
Fucking teleports, man.
>>27684746
sexy voice desu :3
>>27684746
what's the music in the background? it sounds familiar
>>27684746
don't make fun of that guy in the pic you fag
>>27684746
tripfagging forgiven for this wonderful piece of art
>>27684971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk
>>27684992
Suck a dick, faggot.
>>27684971
Original Naruto music.
>>27683567
honestly one of the least cringy matrix reanactment pictures ive seen in a while. looks fairly authentic and dare i say even cool.
I got this sword from my father
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ
>>27685020
that fat guy did nothing wrong and he has to deal with twelve year olds like you every day
>>27684971
naruto ost...
>>27683567
> When the student is ready, the master will appear
> This shows up
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
Also checkem
>>27685047
I got this from mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivnxR005GAU
>>27685085
I'm subscribed to him on jewtube. And besides, he's uploading that content onto the internet willingly.
>>27685016
I didn't intend to post with a trip. I created a name to shitpost in a tripfag thread. It dies here.
>>27684809
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
if you like it, save it. it might not be there tomorrow
>>27684133
Ready for your second trail kid?
>>27685156
i don't understand how people can have this attitude of "it's ok to be a giant piece of shit to them because they put the videos up"
are you going to go shittalk people you see on the street and then tell them that if they don't like it they should have stayed home?
will nobody ever leave the house because of normalfags like you?
>>27684133
>>27684746
Hol hell anon that you owe me a new pair of sides
>>27684133
im masturbating right now but this is so good i will cum back to this thread in a moment
>when you realise their mums took these pictures
>>27685221
Shut up, you fucking idiot. I never said anything about bad the guy. Sure, you can infer from the surrounding context that something negative was implied, but I never harassed him directly. And even if I did, the only people who would see it are the ones in this shitty thread on this shitty board on this shitty website.
I don't antagonize or ridicule anyone irl or online, unless it's anonymous faggots like you. Why are you defending some random autist on the internet?
>that one kid you know who has a reversed blade sword
>>27685183
I am always ready
>We take our combat stance
>Suddenly he rushes at me!
>I roll to the side and look behind me
>A tree is severed in half
>Oh
>Oh shit
>Suddenly I look up to see him doing a jump attack
>I kick him into the air
>Time to do the new teleport move I learned!
>Teleports into the air next to him
>Slices him in half
Tch, nothing personnel kid.
effay af
>>27685358
because i was there
i was an autists and i still am
that's the whole point of this board really
stop making excuses anon you're shitting on an innocent person
this bread is dread
>>27685374
>whistling the theme song years after I've watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI15aWRZQMs&nohtml5=False
>>27685183
am i the only one who legitimately thinks he looks cool as fuck?
>>27685096
>reverse yin/yang dubs
Your power....it is incredible, you must be the chosen one I've been searching for...
I can train you to be the greatest fedora-lord there ever was, just 3 months of intense training with the Naruto theme song should unlock your hidden potential and reveal your true form!
![charlie+shorts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2V2vs4y.jpg "charlie+shorts[1].jpg")
>>27685525
Maybe if he had boots on or something. The new balances really kill it for me.
Also no jeans! They limit your mobility.
>>27683567
>this guy comes and slaps your waifu's ass and demands you to be his apprentice
what do you do?
>>27685431
Yeah, I am. I'll write him a letter of apology.
I'll even rescind my post so you can sleep better tonight. Control your autism, man. I'm pretty sure the people commenting on his youtube have said far worse that was actually directed toward him and he probably read.
>>27685498
>Can't see the art because it's fucking covered in text
Man, the early 2000s were an awful time for fansubs.
>>27685039
Yeah it's pretty street samuari
>>27685610
>I'm pretty sure the people commenting on his youtube have said far worse that was actually directed toward him and he probably read.
>that makes it ok to post him in le funny cringthread on memechan
think for yourself anon, just because other people do oit doesn't mean it's right
>>27685608
I tell him to ask Yamcha that
Burgerblade really didn't do anything wrong
He's not even that bad with the katana, makes some pretty clean cuts.
>>27685651
I'm being baited by an autist. This is your last (You) from me, kid.
>>27685608
>"How dare thou'st disrespect the lady!"
>pulls deagles from trenchcoat
>"Have at you!"
>gunfus his shit up whilst laughing maniacally
>he rolls and slashes my chest
>"Foolish! Mere mortals cannot grasp my power!"
>regenerate my health
>>27685788
>not asking him to take you on as his apprentice
Well I won't be challenging him. He has the high ground.
>>27685944
But I have his inhaler
Which one of has had the biggest advantage?
>>27686026
He can teleport and slash you faster than your nerves will allow you to react, you tell me.
>>27686026
After the first swipe he's winded but it's only one slash he needs to kill you and take back his inhaler.
I miss being a kid where it was socially acceptable to just be fucking around up in a tree because it's a good climbing tree.
>>27683567
Don't think you have anything you can teach me!
>unlock 7 gate chakras as my meter long hair rises on end unable to contain my power
Raaaaahh!
>summon my energy blade from my personal dimension of darkness, it's name: denki-to (energy katana to you non Nippon speaking gaijins)
Have at thee
>we leap, seemingly becoming invisible to the human eye, unable to capture anything moving faster than 60 fps
>our blades clash destroying several dimensions
>he falls to his knees clutching his chest
"You truly are as powerful as they say"
They?
>the chaos dimension opens and the old demons emerge
"We must fuse to defeat them!"
>our powers combine as well as the Angels bound to each of our souls
>the OP song of my life starts playing as I leap at the demons
>>27686066
Do you realize that's just your hind brain remembering all those years your earliest ancestors climbed as monkeys?
>>27685183
>dat belt
I can't stop laughing like a moron alone in my room
https://youtu.be/w_8tGC9UEKE
>not making an anime fight flick with your bros
>>27686659
This has an old youtube/mid 2000's internet charm to it
>>27686659
>implying we didn't
http://youtu.be/mXSGz_niuTc
>>27686659
Even if this were satire it would be impossible to make oneself look so authentically autistic. It's not as if people just happen to have so much autist gear lying around. Those shoes, jeans, jacket, EVERYTHING. It's not possible.
>>27684746
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
Thank you for making that.
>You will never travel the world battling autists with Katanas to achieve your ultimate power
>>27687153
>when you friends with the white boy everyone roasts and wear black alla time and he aks you to hold his katana while he shoot up da school
>>27687116
Thanks for takin' it personnel kid
>you will never be a master of the blade, defeat bad guys, and save a qt and have her fall in love with you
>>27687289
Lmao just when I think this thread won't get more autistic here it is
>>27687704
fucking cowboy boots
so hard core
I literally made a movie for a school project using Katanas and it was something like the posts on this thread, except it was played for real.
I cringe so hard when I remember it.
>>27688083
Post it anonymous
>>27684746
Make some shitty ms paint vid for youtube
>>27688124
It's been over ten years now. I highly doubt I can find it.
And even if I did I wouldn't post it, because I was literally a hairy fatass wearing a trenchcoat and having a katana duel with a bunch of autists.
We filmed it in slow-mo and tried to speed it up, but we fucked up because we literally tried moving in slow-mo, and we couldn't keep the same pace through the entire thing.
>yfw real samurai and skilled graceful katana wielders have actually existed before
>>27688199
>I highly doubt I can find it.
You have to try, the world needs to see this
>>27684133
>I know this move
>>27688200
Nah, just Japanese guys with pointy metal hacking at each other. Japs are seriously the most autistic race.
>>27687704
>cowboy boots
>flektern
>glorious folded nippon steel
>ak bayonet for backup melee
>an actual ak
This guy is operating on an entirely different level than everyone else ITT.
>>27684133
>I know this move
kekkle
>>27688200
Same with fedoras anon, you could wear a fedora and actually be respected in the mid-1900's
>>27688199
At least describe it man!
>we fucked up because we literally tried moving in slow-mo, and we couldn't keep the same pace through the entire thing.
Holy shit that's funny
>>27688200
Samurai primarily fought with arrows and polearms.
>>27688463
>shoots a bow an arrow in sky
>teleports 2m behind you and pokes you in the back just as the arrow lands on ur head
Psh, nothing personal, kisama
