>Thanks for the compliment, Anon. But, aren't you like 26 or something? That's a little too old for me haha. :)
I don't want to be alive anymoreOregon
You have a dick and small balls
>Aww that's so sweet of you to ask me out like that, but aren't you in your like late 20s? I'm only 19 haha. It'd be weird. But thanks anyway. :)
>>27640020
Wait until you're in your 30s, then you will get to slay all of the used up cock carousel leftovers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTAVtKgGmZk
>Haha you're asking me if I have a crush on someone? Anon, that's a really funny sense of humor!
>Well, there's this guy in my English 101 class in College...
>Hahahahah awwwwww! You can tell funny jokes, Anon! But you're just too old for me. I mean I'm only 18! Sorry!
>I think my sister is looking for a boyfriend though. She's 27, about your age right? She already has a baby boy so it's like you guys could have a headstart on having a family. Hahaha! :)
Reminder, 22+ and single as a male = death
>tfw almost 27
This all hits to close for me
>>27640450
JDISMA
>>27640144
Laughably bad
I needed thus reminder. As a 26 year old I just need to enter into lifelong monk mode
>>27640114
No you won't. Tyler Durden is full of shit....
>>27640144
THIS WOMAN IS TOTES ADORBS I WISH SHE WERE 3D :(
*sigh*
bit of a kike nose but with the right body, totally forgivable. I'm just still hung up on the last oneitis.....
I haven't ever really complimented a random girl and now that I'm 25, I don't see any point in doing so. Any girl I would choose to compliment undoubtedly receives them on a consistent basis, and mine would be a drop of piss into the ocean of piss that contains her ego.
The cruel hand of rationale guides me so.
>>27640020
had a girl be interested in me for the first time ever a couple months ago. good thing i didn't hit on her, though, because she was disappointed when she found out how old i was. giving up on a relationship really saved me from that embarrassment.
>>27640020
After college, around the age of 24, you just stop making friends. I pretty much accepted my situation.
I've tried to fix my life. I went to a community college and get an AA, got a wagecuck job, and even began to work toward a driver's license. Still, making friends is just too much of a pain in the ass.
>>27641328
Yeah 23 is official old land. Where the tits are visibly saggier than prom night/18/20 (whatever's no longer considered "ephebophile" even though tanner stage V ends at fucking 17)
And when your social circle is set in stone for life *sigh*
And what are friends for? What do they do?
>>27640144
>>27640231
how2samefag
>>27640020
>tfw 28 and look about 21
Now if only I had the charisma to put it to use.
>>27640450
That's why I only fuck 20 year olds and unicorns
itt: things no QT has ever said ever
>>27641179
High inhibition = low test = death sentence
Every age you turn past 21 is a year further into the depths of misery.
24+ you will never be able to have this. Ever. It's out of your reach for the rest of your life.
You are too old. Missed the boat at qts. Have to settle for saggy titted old women.
>>27641846
I have high test and high inhibition.
>>27642143
*sigh* and I hate those women.
Can I just buy a white western european woman who pretends she has dignity and self respectr and can play the exact role of a middle to upper middle class proper lady now? Thank you.
>>27642143
are you a trap or just a fattie with saggy boobs since those are to obig to have ever had a nice titty shape after like sixteen.
>>27641560
>tfw 26 but look like I'm in high school
>>27642488
Your tits/pussy don't, if they did I'd totally ask for nudes to prove it from 18 and today.
>>27642760
I'm actually a guy
I'm 30 in a month, I'm really scared.
>>27643087
Your life already ended 7 years ago so I don't know why you're scared now
ITT: toasty roasties trying to scare betas into commitment
I'm 27 and dated 19 yo last year. It's expensive though so this year I got a 24 yo gf with a job and a husband
I'm 23 and balding and I fucked an 18 year old cutie only 3 months ago.
You're all just wallowing in self pitty.
>tfw 25 next month
>tfw never had a GF
>tfw will never have a younger GF
>tfw probably won't end up even being a beta provider for someone
>>27642795
Oh, well possible, but still unlikely.
>>27643589
What the hell, are you a trap (you look very.... peculiar....
Also why are you holding a HUMAN FUCKING HEART!?
Also you're flabby :(
>>27642204
Impossibru!
