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waking up to no britfeel edition
>>27575092
First for waking up to no one.
What happens if an American posts in here?
Asking for a friend...
Waking up to April Fools theme still...
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>>27575396
BRUTAL
ANAL
RAPE
So stick around, sweet cheeks.
>>27575251
I've not been awake long. Don't give me the feels already
>>27575396
Fuck off cunt, Amerifags will never be welcome on britfeel.
>tfw you're 20 years old but look 16
>also manlet
>tfw no /gfd/ mommy gf
I can't take it anymore lads
Can Hiroshima take off this style already
>>27575608
I looked 16 until I was 25+ and am also a manlet. Didn't stand a chance with girls. Age has started to kick in now though. Just when I'm at that point where women are all single mothers with baggage
Thanks genetics
Oh thank god we're finally free
>>27575658
18 but have the same problem. pretty much get treated like a child by everyone.
Tfw gotta wageslave on a saterday at my comfy call center job while i abuse class b drugs and sell stuff
Post your waifus lads: swimsuit edition
>>27575707
What are you flogging?
So lads it's pretty obvious why Ronnie Corbett was denied a knighthood. As Tarby said yesterday:
>Why Ronnie Corbett, the Little Wizard, didn't receive a knighthood I will never understand. He was the ultimate class act, a sheer professional who was loved by everyone who worked with him -- and if that's not worth a Sir before your name, I don't know what is.
How do we feel about this blatant example of anti-manlet bias lads?
>>27576037
He never had a child sex scandal covered up so no knighthood fro him.
Should have nonced a schoolgirl if he wanted to be Sir Mini-me
>>27575912
just blew my load to this pic, thanks senpai
>Dissertation due in 4 days
>Haven't written a full draft
>Been living off crisps
>Haven't applied for graduate schemes with banks
>Don't know if to move out of Birmingham
Fuck uni and Fuck the lack of support given for my dissertation
>>27575396
>Gregg
Close enough to Greggs to be allowed here
>tfw it's been 8 months and I still think about her every now and again.
>>27575707
what class B drug are you abusing? it better not be weed
>>27576370
Feeling you, family.
Lay in bed all day yesterday instead of doing a modicum of uni work. The easter break has been a total write-off so far.
>>27576037
He was pretty racist at times desu, glad he never received official recognition.
Morning lads. No hangover this morning. Gonna book my flat for uni today.
>>27576633
normie pls die, pls pls die
Really was britFEEL movie night towards the end last night lads.
>>27575912
Thanks hollow atraxia
>>27576653
At the very most I'm a normie in training, I need friends to be a normie.
Enjoyed last nights movie night.
>>27576654
It truly was, should be fully understood why we need this thread
>>27576674
you're clearly a normie since you're going to uni
>>27576654
>>27576683
what happened? i ended up forgetting about the movie because i was talking with my mummy
Got a bit drunk at home last night and had a weird conversation with my housemate when she got in at 1.
Apparently she thinks my soon to be divorced friend wants me and that I should do the right thing and tell her I'm not interested. Sounds like a scary conversation to me, I might just hide from the problem and pretend it doesn't exist instead.
>>27576692
Good film and all the late nighters chatted about feels
>>27576726
>all the late nighters chatted about feels
Yes wasn't that a bit weird? Banter during the film and then suddenly everyone just starts spilling their guts about all their respective fucked-up lives.
>>27576831
Want to know how I know you're a newfag?
Just saw a qt in home bargains lads good start to the day
>>27576856
Is it because I forgot to put noko in the e-mail field?
>tfw I installed Gentoo
>tfw GNOME still hasn't finished building
>tfw I'm still a few hours away from shitposting with the lads
>>27576831
>What is depression
>What is /r9k/
>What is /britfeel/
You can always fuck off to /brit/ if you like mate
how do normies go outside? I tried to rev myself up to do it today and i'm finding every excuse not to leave.
tempted to go for a drive for a few hours just to get my yearly quota of vitamin D, at least then the normies cant stare at me .
>>27577123
dunno mate, but it baffles me how you can go outside and drive considering i cant even fathom being able to handle being on the road, remembering everything and remembering how to drive, it seems like an impossible task
>>27577136
He's trying to fit in. If he spent enough time around others to be able to learn to drive and pass a test, he's obviously confident, find interaction easy, and handles stress well.
Total normie, probably has a job too
Redpill me on going to uni at 25
>>27577165
Better than going at 18 because you're sick of living with mummy and daddy and think a 3 year piss up is worth the 30 grand
Who /shitpoastinginthesun/ here?
Lovely day lads
>>27577151
not trying to fit in lad, i was getting severe anxiety from being forced onto public transport / walking in the streets where everyone can stare at me so having a car helped alot with that.
>>27577165
What that other anon said. If you're going because you're keen to learn then you'll get a lot more out of it because you've swerved the piss ups and fresher/halls/etc nonsense.
If you're going to get mates then most unis have a mature student society or something. I've met a few nice people there. It's just a different ball game than going in at 18.
>>27577193
That doesn't answer how you learned to drive. It involves spending time with others over extended periods, adaptability, good stress management, and confidence.
>>27576831
Don't you think it's nice that we have people we can vent to every now and again?
>>27577205
Practice lad, I failed 4 times and had over 300 hours of lessons. I used to look like a twink back then too and i think the driving instructor on the test was hoping he'd get lucky too.
>>27577205
The promise of nit having to deal with normies in the long term pushed him to get through it, doesn't mean he found it easy.
>>27575912
I'd like to go to the beach with her, and maybe lightly tease her about her tanlines before cuddling her and telling her I think it looks cute
>>27577180
>>27577204
I basically fucked up my first time at uni, I don't want to be one of those "mate i was depressed but in reality i was lazy" posters because I was a very good student before things went south and I did have a lot of psychiatrist visits plus antidepressant medication at the time, but eventually I couldn't handle day to day activities and dropped out.
I'm going back because I've sorted myself out now, managed to make steps towards improvement and got out of my toxic family life that was the source of most of my problems. I'll be starting this September on a foundation year in engineering, but I'll be 25 before christmas.
I don't doss around and sleep in and skip classes. I get my work done and I am trying to get my life back on track so that I'm not working in waitrose my entire life. But I can't shake off doing something 6 years late.
>oneitis from school used to flirt with me
>didnt do anything about it because i thought it was a sick joke
>found out years later she unironically liked me and used to get really upset when i ignored her
>meet another oneitis
>shes literally me in female form
>very shy, no make up, no friends, on the dole, plays games and watches anime all day, very lonely
>despite that shes extremely beautiful
>defeat my autism and talk to her
>she seems to like me
> "can this really be happening? Am i finally going to get a qt autistic gf"
>nope
>"a-anon im a lesbian"
Why the fuck am i so unlucky? Why does the universe have to fuck my shit up at every turn? Fucking sick of it desu
>>27577244
>la brother
shes getting blacked senpai
>>27577248
Which Uni you going to?
>>27577256
Gas yourself my man
>>27577252
>I think Anon is cool
>I like you Anon
>Gets a BF the next week
Fucking roasties
Just had some a&w root beer and some kool-aid delivered lads, shit's delicious.
>>27577274
barqs is best root beer
>>27577265
Have been accepted into liverpool, waiting back to hear from sussex and leeds.
>>27577270
just pointing out the truth "my man"
>>27575092
had my assessment for esa and got support group
now getting 900+ a month for just being autistic
>>27577244
>I think it looks cute
makes her look like a paki lol
>>27577289
I got 500 for support group
Jelly!
does your sd card have a shark on it lads
>>27577248
I'm living that scenario mate. I suffer from laziness a bit, but I'm still more studious that most younger students. If you turn up and are actually interested, lecturers will normally be happy to help if you struggle at all.
My advice would just be to take advantage of the privilege of getting into uni and get on with it. You're even doing a proper, useful subject so you should have no problem, but I'd also recommend taking advantage of your uni's career services when you're settled in. Getting your cv sorted and looked at can be really helpful and they can put you in touch with industry people and such.
Age really doesn't matter that much. There are people on my course in there 40s and 50s who have worked in a car wash, etc all their life. Your experience of real life should play to your advantage in a lot of situations.
>>27577316
oops forgot to mention I'm getting 420 in PIP I tihkn I'm getting around 500 for ESA
Off to a beer festival today. Hope there aren't too many normans. Gonna get rekt.
>>27577279
>>27577330
Fuck, I did a physics foundation at Liverpool. If you've got any question I'm happy to reply.
>>27577274
I had this when I was in the US, its great.
>>27577343
you're a normie yourself anon
>>27577324
I've seen these a few times, what makes them so special?
Anyone else watch Raised By Wolves?
Love their accent. xxx
>>27577347
>Alcoholic root beer
Nice. I had some random alcoholic root beer on my 16th birthday from Tesco which was pretty nice, probably not as good though and isn't there anymore sadly.
>>27577344
At Carmel right?
I was invited to a discovery day but then on the phone they tell me its packed and I am waiting to hear back if they have spaces, so I might not get to see the place.
I guess I want to know what its like, I've heard you do it at a school for A level students but the classes are separate since you're technically a student of liverpool university, just not on campus.
How is the work assigned / what do you feel about the quality of the course? Also what are you doing now?
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Good film night last night lads, cheers to everyone who showed up. The new poll is now up and the nominees are:
>Mad Max Thunderdome
>Perfume
>Double Down
>Evil Dead
>Battle Royale
>Demo Man
>Escape from LA
>Cabin in the Woods
>Back to the Future
>American Psycho
Polling closes as usual at 23:59:59pm on Tuesday, so get your votes in before then.
>http://strawpoll.me/7256859
Seeing pepe on facebook more and more often. Really starting to upset me lads
>>27577350
They're cheap for what you get so people are convinced they're a scam with bad read/write speeds or they will never arrive.
People have actually got them and tested them showing theyre legit though so they became a meme.
>>27577402
Vote battle royale lads we can all pick a waifu and support them through out
>>27577402
Won't be able to make it and I just know Battle Royale is going to win making me extra sad
>>27577402
You know what to vote for lads.
>>27577402
do we ever get to suggest movies?
Tfw got my doctors note
Tfw about to apply for autismbux
The note is only for 6 weeks though and apparently it can take up to that to receive first payment anyway
Dunno how this is gonna work
>>27577402
>tfw I vote in the poll every week but never go to movie night
>>27577365
>drinking at 16
Modddsss, this child is breaking the law.
>>27577378
Yep, Carmel. It's literally a posh A-Level college about 30 mins by bus from Liverpool city centre. So it can be tedious commuting, but you get quite a few contact hours, so it 'feels' worth it most of the time.
You're in classes that are only for foundation students. And they basically rush through the A-Level curriculum in a single year. The teaching was good. I had one of the worse physics teachers, but was still satisfied with the quality of teaching. The maths teachers were all fantastic. My classes had a good mixture of students. Mostly people in their early 20s but a few older too.
But it is an A-Level college so if you use the general spaces (library, lunch area, etc) you will be surrounded by annoying teens. You do get a Liverpool uni card so you can use their actual libraries especially if you live in the city centre. Workload is light, and if you're fairly competent it's a nice easy entry into uni. If you dropped out before, you should know the sort of uni workload, and it was much easier than that. I'm still at Liverpool uni, but I changed course after finishing the foundation year so I'm on a completely unrelated degree now.
>>27577454
You get backpayment so you'll get all 6 weeks worth in 1 go
Need to go to doctors every 6 weeks to top it up until they call you in for a proper interview.
>>27577467
kek. Was a fun day, played a lot of Tribes.
Can't believe it was almost 4 years ago.
>>27577484
Oh, sweet.
My note literally just says 'depression', hope that'll be enough.
>>27577336
420 ;) blaze it amirite! ;);)
>>27577450
No, we never ever get to suggest movies anymore. Just going from random films on the IMDB top 100
>>27577535
wanted to suggest the usual suspects desu
anyone else played this?
http://slither.io/
>tfw when you are a hulking 7000 behemoth and get merked by some pleb who just started playing
>>27577556
agar #2?
Day 19 of eating no crisps chocolate or anything.
Day 19 of drinking nothing but water and exercising regularly.
Day 19 and looking fatter then I did on day 1.
lads...
>>27577444
Dub-Trips confirm American Psycho should be the nominee.
>>27577450
Suggestions for nominations are taken in the chat after the movie has finished, so if you want to nominate something you actually have to turn up.
>>27577622
fair play, that's understandable, now im even more miffed i missed last night
>>27577632
Just come next time or drop in towards the end of the film to give your nomination.
>>27577667
yeah im usually there as one of the silent people because
>interacting with others
wont make the mistake i did this week and miss the movie
Poleaboo will try to shave today
>>27577556
>http://slither.io/
Pretty good actually, Im not very good at it
>>27577674
Most of us are fucked up in some way so don't worry about being judged. There was a massive feels fest after the film last night as well. The only poster people don't really like is Poleaboo.
What the hell do people do at a pub? Just sit there and drink?
>>27577703
Yeah same, I lucked out first few goes but now I can't get above 1k. You need to follow the big lads and wait for them to fuck up.
>>27577704
>liking junlad
>>27577717
Drink, watch sports. Not a normie but don't mind pubs, feel less judged there than most public spaces desu.
>>27577717
Pretty much sit, drink and chat. Depending on the pub people will also play pool/darts/watch sports on the tv.
Also, who is that semen demon?
>>27577717
Talk about birds and football, get innn!
>>27577723
Is a bit of a normie tbf. Fair few others are as well
>>27577723
He keeps the fag posting light enough for me not to hate him in the chat. Tbf Poleaboo isn't as bad when he isn't trying to bend the conversation to something relating to him.
>>27577755
>>27577760
junlad is one of the biggest normies in /britfeel/ but gets a free pass because of his gay harem, poleaboo is retarded but at least he is far from a normie
>>27577742
Slag from brookside. Did all the "lads mags" and shit in the early 2000s
>>27577556
I can get big but my laptop runs this shit at 5 fps so I inevitably get killed by someone
>>27577769
In the chat I only care about the banter posters produce and Junlad is usually ok for that.
>>27577719
I just leeched from the death of a big guy and then i found a smaller guy for me and coiled around him until he died kek.
Then I ran into a freshly spawned guy and died, this game.
>>27577476
Thanks for the insight, what degree did you change to?
Driving lesson in half an hour. Don't know why they make me so anxious, I've driven for a decent amount of time now, but the lessons make me want to shit myself.
>>27577825
Because the teacher acts like you're ready to kill both of you at any given moment in the hopes that you'll pay for more driving lessons.
>>27577723
It seems when I can't post Jun, people don't find me so annoying. And the film chat is great so I only contribute positively.
>>27577825
It was nerve-racking for me because you're in a metal tin travelling at speeds that can destroy other metal tins and people if you hit them.
Also that your life could end from someone else driving their tin poorly etc.
I got 20pound should i go to town and spend it on a DVD or something before its needed for a bill or the electric meter?
>tfw the SSRI hit has lost intensity
better up the dose lads
>>27578014
Torrent a film and save the 20 quid
>>27578014
Get one in poundland
>miss the movie night cause I was sleeping
slept like 12hours from 3pm to 3am, been doing this so much recently
>>27578014
>spending 20 pound on a dvd
what year is it?
Poleaboo is going to start writing his book today
Autobiographical novelisation of his recent life events with a new ending
>>27578080
Its been that long since i last went out and bought one.
>tfw I'm going to miss movie night because GNOME has finished building
i am so high right now lads
>>27577825
10 minutes until my lesson, have my jacket on, starting to shake a bit, instructor calls and reschedules for wednesday. Fucking ree.
>>27578143
are you in an aeroplane or maybe a hot air balloon?
>>27578156
At least you get a free lesson now
>>27578168
only a drone desu
>>27578156
maybe he didn't fancy dying today
>>27577402
>tfw when you're too much of a cyborg to ever be in for movie night
Corbyn killing it in Brizzle. Roll on May 2020.
>>27578192
Corbyn is too much of a moderate for my taste, although I appreciate his efforts to democratise the labour party. Revolution is looking more and more like the only way forward.
>>27578192
I've got more chance of getting a gf than corbyn has of PM.
Enjoy four more years of tory rule.
I hope you're all doing something for World Autism Day, anon. We all know you've got it.
>>27578242
Obviously, because there isn't an election for four years?
Yeah, might do some drugs, lads.
>>27578256
I went to the cinema to watch 10 Cloverfield Lane a few days ago. While I was in the lobby I noticed there was an autism screening on Saturday.
What on earth is an autism screening?
>>27578292
Probably less noisy and more lights
>>27578292
You get earmuffs for all the screaming kids, probably.
>>27578292
You're allowed to scream and thrash about I think. Can probably whap your cock out and rub one out, they are pretty hedonistic affairs.
>>27578314
Yup, it's basically just a screening labelled as such so that no one can complain about people being noisy or disruptive.
>>27578334
Sweet might go and pretend
>>27578444
you need an autism card to get it
>>27578475
just tell them you go on /britfeel/ they'll let you right in
>>27578475
As if lad
Do I get pizza tonight lads?
who here /fartypants/?
>>27578572
make something healthy instead lad
>>27578572
The answer to that question is always yes. oc
>>27578590
pizza is a vegetable fampai
Does the quaran permit pakis to handle bacon when making food for infidels?
Can I assume that if they handle bacon then they don't give enough of a shit about their religion to poison it?
Got a bit of a tan this morning lads
People might actually think I have a social life at this rate
>>27578625
they are permitted to do anything to fool the infadels. that includes drinking, pig fucking, anything haram.
>>27578625
It's probably fake Muslim bacon. Bacon shaped chicken or something.
>>27578018
What kind of hit were you getting, they aren't really meant to have an immediate affect
Had a hearing test, doctor said my hearing has gotten worse, getting a hearing aid in a few weeks.
Private ones cost like 500+. I love the NHS
>>27578622
fuck off america this is /BRITFEEL/
lunch
14:44
>tfw its starting to get warm
fuck this gay earth
>>27578732
19c tomorrow don't think i can take it
>>27578721
Nice plate senpai
How often are these movie night things? And how long have they been happening for?
Poleaboo is writing his novel manuscript now
Need a replacement name for me, the main character
Also a couple of Polish girl names, preferably beginning with but not Magda or Monika
>>27578665
Not a hit as such, but I miss the overall sense of hazy comfort they were giving me when I first started. Considering upping the dosage to 40mg, got nothing to lose.
>>27578699
Feelsbad lad. Is it a really obvious aid ?
>>27575912
My figure with Jun wearing this outfit just arrived lads, my mum said it looked nice and i agree desu.
>>27578770
Any pics lad? Stock photos would do I suppose.
>>27578787
My one is still in the packaging for now.
>>27578787
>>27578817
Hot glue pls
>>27578721
I have that same plate
>>27578817
I'm glad your mum thought it was nice, anon.
>>27578759
Not too bad. It's not an in-ear one, but it shouldn't be as big as my last aid. I won't always have to wear it, apparently my hearing loss is equivalent to putting your fingers in your ears so I can still kind of hear shit
>>27575396
You are welcome here matey. But you need to contribute to British bants or say what you bought down at the local tesco down the street
It's April. The tax man is coming, /britfeel/. Is he going to take money away from you or is he going to give it back?
>>27578831
Like, genetic or damage related? I'm worried about my hearing desu. I don't go to concerts as much as I used to but still a concern. I have reasonably entry level earplugs but I just find they ruin the concert experience a bit.
>>27578817
very qt figurineanon
>>27578831
Sound lad, my hearing isn't great, I'd feel self conscious with one, no offense
>>27575092
beggers are thieves. they should be culled instead of badgers
>>27578721
Why is the sauce so close to the edge, it's dripping down and will coat the table. You will have to clean it with tissue and water.
>>27578823
i would not do that to Jun, and i dont want to clean that up desu.
>>27578827
i'm always surprised how okay she is with my autistic weeb stuff.
>>27578862
thanks lad, only cost me 700 yenand like 10squid shipping ffs.
>>27578740
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ffs
>>27578871
It did not end up dripping down, don't worry. Crises avoided.
>>27578854
>paying taxes
Norman out
>>27578882
>i'm always surprised how okay she is with my autistic weeb stuff.
You're lucky. My mum freaked quite a bit years ago when I bought a Motoko (gits) figure. Sold all my weeb merch ages ago though, so now she can't worry about what autistic shit i'm into.
>>27578909
>tfw your name is actuallynorman
Maybe I should get my name changed.
>>27578933
Not causing trouble again, are you Norman?
>>27578933Pontypandy
>>27578770
>Mother enabling paedophilic tendencies
>>27578855
I have Glue Ear which is quite common in kids but most grow out of it by 10. I don't think it's genetic though. It's rare in adults and my ear drums have had too much damage from previous operations trying to fix it.
Not much I can do about it desu, I'll probably have to wear the aid for the rest of my life.
>>27578867
Luckily my hair is just long enough to hide it
>>27578985
Afternoon lads. Back for my second 15 hour shift.
Film night was good last night. Thanks for the bants.
>>27579008
My nephew has it. He's only 7 but I know from going with him to the doctors that you can get aids with superheros on them. So there's that at least
Here's the story synopsis
>Takaro (a British national of Japanese decent, though his ethnicity is irrelevant to the story) is a third year university student, he is on work placement and during the academic year he is sharing a flat with the cute Polish girl, Ania. Takaro is a 22 year old virgin so understandably he forms a harmless obsession regarding his roommate.
>The following year after he is distraught at her having made actual friends and moved into a flatshare with them, at he forms an interest in another Polish girl, a classmate, Zuzana.
>These vile females accuse him of stalking him, this story tells of how his interest in them affects his life and the fallout of their accusations.
>>27577252
>oh what a coincidence I'm actually trans
Fucking hell, writing is hard
This is what I have so far
>Takaro was an unremarkable 22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen.
I know it's a shit line and I still have nothing to follow it up with
>>27579175
if his ethnicity is irrelevant to the story then why did you make him japanese
>>27579175
Always assumed you went to RGU lad, surprised Aberdeen Uni would let someone like you in
>>27579192
because he's a weaboo
>>27579175
>22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen.
Sounds like you're writing a bloody personal statement or something lad.
>>27579192
because pakipoo is ashamed of being a worthless shitskin
>>27579175
You need to outline a story before you start writing the narration mate.
>>27579192
Because perverts like poleaboo wish they were Asian, where their disgusting habits would be slightly more acceptable.
>>27579292
Makes sense, would never outline an essay in exams though
I can see it being easier from then out out, though I am now making progress with the opening paragraph
>>27579204
It isn't Aberdeen, not sure what changes legally have to be made so erring on the side of caution
>>27579192
Just didn't want him to be a paki as that would be too Mary Sue and white British names are too boring
>>27578649
Not a chance. Was going to go in the garden but it's clouded over.
>>27579329
>paki
>Mary Sue
what do you mean
Fucking hell lads just opened up an old btc wallet and found 2 whole coins in there
Fucking ecstatic desu
>>27579509
Nice find lad. Happy for you.
Like pulling an old suit out of the wardrobe you had to wear to a wedding a year ago and finding the emergency 50 quid you tucked in the inside pocket.
>buy laptop online
>tracking says it's in my city
>post comes today
>no laptop
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm right to assume if I turn up at the royal mail collection building (where they also store stuff) they'll tell me to fuck off and wait, right? (I don't have a "sorry you were out" card, because they haven't attempted delivery and probably won't do so for another few days even though it's only a few miles away) That's bullshit.
Just watched NXT Takeover Dallas
Still can't actually believe Shinsuke Nakamura is in WWE now.
>Takaro was an unremarkable 22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen in the North East of Scotland, a rather remote region of his native United Kingdom. Aberdeen was sparsely populated and agonizingly quiet compared to his hometown of Manchester, England. One other minor factor regarding Takaro difficulty in settling into his home away from home was the lack of an immigrant diaspora that reflected his own ethnic background, now while Takaro was no racist, he did feel it would help him make some traction into the community if there were a few other British-Japanese young adults on the scene. Slumbering into a deeper level of thought, Takaro analyzed that statement further and made the self-realization that regardless of the demographics of the town in all likelihood he would still be friendless and spending all his free time holed up in his bedroom, its not as if he could claim to have had even a single friend back in cosmopolitan Manchester. Some people were just doomed to be alone, Takaro lamented, he lacked the social skills required to make friends and a girlfriend was certainly out of the question.
>>27579614
it`ll come in the parcel force van not with the postie
Its #WorldAutismAwarenessDay
>tfw installing gentoo coincided with world autism awareness day
It's like pottery
>>27579689
I don't want this to be real
Please Ribena, come back to us
>>27579689
Is this a eulogy?
>>27579854
It's pat of his autobiography
>So, just like every other day in this city when he had no academic obligations, Takaro sat in his room on his laptop watching anime in the flat he rented with two other individuals. He was able to secure a place to live during the university calendar year through responding to an online advert looking for flatmates, the invitation was posted by the daughter of the landlord who also happened to be a tenant, Jackie, she was nearing 30, had acne scars and an architect. Takaro is unsure why he was offered a room as surely she would have preferred to share with other women or at least men who were capable of making eye contact for longer than half a second. Perhaps it was because Jackie also seemed to have poor social skills or that she was flattered when Takaro mistook her for someone of student age. The type of mystery that keeps Takaro up at night, though the answer is completely meaningless as Takaro had secured the room and could move past the most stressful time towards the start of each academic calendar, finding somewhere to live. While the building was close to the university, that would be of little use this year though as Takaro was doing a placement year, a year of working in the industry he was studying, in his case that was accounting.
I know this paragraph is bad, still awkwardly trying to set the scene before moving into the present
>>27579823
What's the problem?
Need to find a way out of this hole and being able to call oneself a writer fills one with pride
>>27579854
Could double as that, it's primarily a novel
>>27579870
Novel based on true events
>>27579973
Why are you so ashamed of being a paki
poleaboo has reached new levels of attention seeking
>>27580004
Story got boring, same as all soap operas. So he has to kick it up with random plot twists. until he can tell us about the court case as the dramatic finale, we get filler episodes
Will get to writing the story structure/plan now
>>27579999
The media and shit
Though I'm not sure where you reached that conclusion
What does /britfeel/ think of my customizable teabagging boxers? No need to get my dick out. I can let my balls dangle and proceed to teabag someone.
gf thinks shes pregnant because she threw up and her boobs are tender. Weve fooled around, but weve never had actual penetration, and ive never cum. The most thats happened is i fingered her
>>27580089
Bit small m8
>>27580092
>gf
>The most thats happened is i fingered her
14 year olds out
>>27580099
That'll be my next future upgrade. Just wanted to see the response first.
>>27580092
Did you cum on your hand and then finger her?
Seriously though, you've never cum and she thinks she is pregnant?
She's either an idiot, 14, or fucking someone else
>>27580113
Can't upgrade your balls
>>27580092
Kid is gonna be black and you're gonna be seen as a C U C K
In a brief moment of madness on Wednesday I almost asked a girl out, but then I came to my senses.
How would it have turned out if I did it?
>>27580158
She would laugh at you, tell all her friends, and they would laugh at you, who would in turn tell all their guy friends, and being betas trying to gain their validation, would laugh at you
>>27580158
If you actually did, I would've hooked you up with a Meerkat movies code.
I sadly am still on the lookout for a cinema female acquaintance but I'm not having much luck.
>>27580158
You'd be this
Alright, last paragraph before I start on the story plan
>The company he had found work at was a small software house, they offered an inhouse accounting software package to companies throughout the city, though as far as Takaros role was concerned, that was irrelevant, all that mattered was that it was a small company, that meant little work from an accounting perspective and further to that point, the work would be unadventurous. Takaro had much anxiety regarding his future, he was not a good student and had little passion or truth be told, knowledge about accounting. To be blunt he had no idea what career path he wanted to follow, what options were available to him and he could not even envisage being offered a job, he only managed to get this placement because he was the only applicant and as a desperate student, he could be paid minimum wage.
Good prevening lads, how's it going?
>>27580400
and to you my fellow gentlesir
>"Anon, I'm getting the house put in your name and writing a will, just in case something happens..."
I'm scared lads. Mum's literally the only family I have left, everyone else is dead or doesn't even know I exist.
>>27580294
Show don't tell.
Don't TELL us that the guy is anxious about his future, create a scenario that demonstrates that. If you do it right then you might even advance the plot or develop a character.
>>27580446
Don't encourage the dirty shitskin failure
>>27580446
Thank you, still setting up though, I'll find my form after this
>>27580435
>I'm getting the house put in your name
Score, how are you planning to hasten her demise?
Seems that poleaboo has decided to bait hard for (You)s since everyone in the movie night chat said he was getting annoying
We all think you're a creep hell bent on ruining yourselfprobably not even real
>>27580531
>hell bent on ruining yourself
It's everyone else who is out to get him
>creep
girls think the same about you
>>27580435
>getting the house put in your name
Fucking hell. Congratulations. I have a brother I'd need to go halfers
>>27580294
seriously though, why call the main character Takaro? will be far more believable if you just call him Mohammed Ahmed Ahrab
>>27580552
>girls think the same about you
You don't know me senpai
I have good friends who are girls
How is it 5 ffs. Whenever I take benzos time literally just folds in on itself and I suddenly find myself hours in the future.
>>27580435
>tfw grandparents put the house in my nam over my mam and uncle
kinda feels good but also feels bad at the same time
