Greentext your daily schedule /r9k/
>be me
>wake up
>shit
>shower
>force feed
>drive to work
>work for 12 hours straight, often without a break
>come home
>eat again
>get into bed
>browse 4chan a bit
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up
>coffee and cigarette
>shower
>work 9 to 5
>home
>drink
>pass out
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>shower/brush teeth
>browse 4chan
>eat breakfast
>4chan
>drive to work
>work 8 hours
>drive home
>4chan until I fall asleep
>wake up
>smoke cigarette
>puke, feel miserable
>wish I was dead
>go to work or start doing work, usually school stuff from noon-8 or so with sporadic breaks
>take drugs
>smoke weed
>scope out suicide methods online
>read science fiction until I pass out
>rinse and repeat
>wake up
>turn pc on
>make food
>watch shit on youtube while i eat
>play runescape while browsing jewtube
>take a shit
>browse 4chan
>fap
>play more rs
>fap
>browse 4chan
>eat and watch shit on jewtube
>play something other than runescape
>fap
>browse 4chan
>eat while watching shit on jewtube
>play runescape
>browse 4chan
>stalk the normies that used to be your friends, browse 4chan
>put pc on powersaving mode
>go to bed and dream of actually achieving something in my life
this has been my life for about 2 years
>wake up
>smoke cig
>fuck around online for a bit
>take a shit and take a shower
>eat lunch
>fuck around online
>watch a tv show or something
>eat dinner
>go to sleep
>wake up
>take my female hormones
>cry at the thought of yet another day as a man
>get dressed
>go to work
>8 hours, sometimes leave early because bored
>go home, make dinner
>play vidya and browse 4chan
>take more female hormones
>cry self to sleep
>sleep like 12 hours a night because I have nothing better to do
>>27533216
I envy you anon. I'm also trans, except I have no access to hormones so it feels like my heart has been stabbed 24/7.
>wake up
>switch on computer
>/r9k/
>switch off computer
>go to sleep
I don't even need food anymore. Feels sustain me.
>wake up
>lay in bed for two hours
>make coffee, browse the chans
>exercise
>more chans, or perhaps music or juggling
>work around 1-930
>come home
>drink myself to sleep while playing vidya
>>27532898
>work
W A G E C U C K
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>wake up
>breakfast
>work
>dinner
>draw
>sleep
>repeat
>wake up
>take pills
>eat breakfast
>shower
>gym
>shower again
>go to uni
>go home
>do hw/fuck around
>sleep
>wake up
>shower
>school
>eat pre workout and browse 4 chan
>masturbate
>workout
>eat and shower again
>browse 4chan
>masturbate and sleep
>wake up
>35 push ups
>shower
>coffee
>metro to uni
>classes
>socialize a bit
>classes end
>come home
>cook
>iron clothes
>4chan
>good night wank
>sleep
>wake up in the middle of the day
>browse 4chan
>mutilate my body with a knife
>browse 4chan again while starving
>go to sleep at 5 in the morning
Am I even alive?
>wake up
>cuddle pupper
>drink breakfast shake
>ice, milk, lmao2scoops, natty pb, oats, yogurt, etc.
>get to office, do app dev stuff all day
>buy hyperlight drifter off the Steam app, have it start installing remotely so that it's ready when I get home
>leave work early
>gym time
>make a PR or two, looking juicy
>get home
>comfy walk with pupper, enjoy the weather
>get cozy and eat my post workout meal and play amazing vidya
>cuddle with mama-bear mode gf while she falls asleep
>stay up and watch anime
>go to bed
Finishing college was worth it.
>>27533528
you are not, wake up, leave your job and live
>wake up
>shower
>get dressed
>go to uni
>4 and 1/2 hours of class
>get home
>lunch time
>sometimes (fap)
>play vidya or browse /r9k/
>eat a liitle bit
>do hw or keep browsing
>dinner
>fap (if not fapped previously)
>browse more
>sleep
>>27532840
>wake up
>breakfast
>ride the bus to the college campus
>lessons till 17:00
>get home
>vidya,jewtube and guitar
>go to bed
>cry myself to sleep because of tfw no gf for 4 fucking years
>wake up
>lunch (too late for breakfast)
>lay around doing nothing
>3pm take a bath
>4pm leave home for IT course
>stay on the bar around the corner until 6:30
>go to IT course
>study from 6:45 to 11
>go home
>eat something
>go to "sleep"
>actually sleep 3am
>wake up at 7 o'clock
>browse 4chan on the bus to uni
>pretend to fit in with the uni people
>leave my last lecture early as it is meant to end 9 minutes before the last bus to my village leaves
>browse 4chan on the bus home
>get home, watch anime until 2 o'clock
>try to go to sleep
>>27533990
Why do you do this? There are literal suicidal people reading this thread, yet you decide to come here and brag?
>>27532840
Yeah man, fuck you
>wake up at noon
>turn on my computer and browse /r9k/
>go downstairs and get food
>ramen and peanut butter sandwich
>bring food upstairs and watch anime while I eat
>sit dishes aside and shitpost all afternoon
>go downstairs to get food again
>whatever mom made for dinner
>bring food upstairs and watch anime while I eat
>browse 4chan and shitpost into the early AM hours
>eventually go to sleep around 3am
>rinse and repeat
Every once in a while I shower or change my clothes to keep from smelling too bad.
>>27532840
>wake up at 9
>don't actually wake up till 10:15
>quick shower/food/bong rip/cig
>open shop i work alone at at 11
>sit there and shit post and look at fluffy abuse comics till 7 with less than 10 customers a day
>close shop
>usually go shoot pool by myself after
>food/weed/4chan/netflix till 5am
>rinse and repeat
>>27535176
What does your shop sell?
>>27535266
its a small vape shop. fuck vapes but i get paid $13 an hour to sit so its the perf robot job
>inb4 vapes r gay
>>27532840
>wake up
>joint (if have weed), coffee and ton of cigs if not
>power up pc
>blackhole
>go to sleep
Someone shoot me in the head or lets buy a boat and take over some island. Either, or.
>>27535670
i'm down to take over an island
>"r9k island"
could be lit senpai
>>27535697
>r9k island
>not Robotia
You have just lost your position of second in command
Seriously tho, why not? Guns can be bought basically anywhere (i heard in Mongolia there are AKs being sold literally in the marketplace in broad daylight) and small sailboat is couple grand max.
>>27535795
You have me considering joining a robot militia to take over a island. Sounds food senpai when do we go?
>>27535795
fuck.
and yeah actually it would be super easy to do... theres a lot of islands with potential to be comfortable and completely off the grid.
and actually on second thought living on an island alone would definitely be therapeutic.
>wake up at 6am
>check to see if oneitis replied to text last night
>nothing
>back to sleep
>finally get up at 7
>open Clover start shitposting
>fast forward work
>lunch break
>1:13pm no reply yet
>projecting my frustration subtly through shitposting by now
>extreme stomach ache
>too anxious maybe restroom is in use always
>making this post
Why do you care
