when was that moment irl when your pwr lvl slipped out of your ass?
>>27473682
>losing virginity to a hambeast I found on POF and just wanted to get it over with
>while in mid thrust say out loud:
>"this feels just like my fleshlight!"
>she gave me a look of pure terror
>she was too desperate to stop
>Powerpoint presentation 9th grade
>Open up browse files
>Automatically opens last directory
>Hentai mixed with furry porn
Surprisingly not the most awkward time of my life back then, but 8 years later it's still a solid top 3.
>>27473682
>Stacy cousin (24,F) over with a bunch of normalfag and Stacy friends
>I was much younger, continually obsessed with the Roman Empire and the Soviet Union
>a few of them corner me, forcing me to talk to them
>they are drinking, so the conversation goes to alcohol
>sperg out for like 10 minutes on how the Romans would water down their wine and how it was customary to force oneself to vomit so that they could have more
>go into details of why they did this
>suddenly look up
>everyone cringing really hard
>cousin nervously changes conversation as I stop talking because I realize I revealed my power level
>>27473757
I would have locked the doors and burned the class alive.
my water got shut off for a while so I would take shits in my neighbors yard with his dog. he caught me one time and I was squatting next to his dog, both of us shitting.
>>27473808
I still cringe thinking about it, but gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
>>27473834
Thanks for the kek anon, haven't laughed in a while.
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>>27473757
What were the other 2 anon-kun?
>drinking with friends one time
>somehow the conversation got to greatest orgasms ever
>without even thinking I bring up how the best orgasm I ever remember having was the first time I used my pink vibrator
>.......
>room went silent
>"its always the quiet ones'
>in camp with school
>showerroom is just a room with 4 walls and a bunch of shower heads along the walls
>get up at 5AM so that I can guarantee that I'll be showering alone
>don't want to turn lights on in hallway in case it wakes anyone up
>trip
>hurt myself really bad
>people wake up
fugg
I have really stopped giving a fuck but there was one time
>friend is over
>it's about 2 am, we've been drinking a lot
>check to see if a torrent is done
>friend looks over my shoulder at the computer
>"bro... do you watch hentai?"
>n-n-no.
>I read a lot of it though.
>his smile: gone
>"oh. that's cool I guess."
>>27473793
That's actually quite interesting. What other customary drinking rituals do ancient civilisations have that you know of?
>>27473793
high five
>14, have to make a presentation on a topic of my choice
>pick Martin Luther
>class thinks I'm going to talk about MLK because I was the only blackie
>Explain indulgences and the history of corruption in the Vatican
>was about to get into the reformation but the teacher stopped me midway.
>be 22
>losing virginity
>yell "mommy"when I cum insider her right after penetrating.
>college
>talking to some qt3.14 I met in class
>solid 9/10
>I say something
>"hehehe, you're cute anon"
>I freeze
>start sweating
>start thinking she wants something from me but I cannot find out what
>literally have a panic attack
>"anon you ok?"
>uh....yeah
>I fucking bolt
>realize what I am doing and yell "sorry"
>next day I was too embarrassed to face her
>some people in class saw the whole thing
>drop the class
>>27473682
>sister in law asks me in a diner about my relationships
>answer no to everything
>she finds out that I have basically done nothing with a woman ever
>keeps talking as loud as possible about it
>family with a 4 year old son right behind me listening to this shit, and her talking about when she deepthroated guys
>get up to pay check
>mother gives me a combination of disgust and terror
>>27473971
Don't know other ancient rituals, but for general historical ones, in the Soviet Union, on Thursday nights, an entire housing building would pool their rations to buy a massive amount of liquor, and stretch it out into a zapoi, a drinking binge lasting exactly three days with no period during it in which you are not intoxicated.
>>27473972
>16, 2013
>mom forces me to take speech class because of my social anxiety
>topic is someone we find inspiring
>pick Alexander the Great
>presentation is supposed to be 4 minutes
>mine is 11 minutes
>delve into his major battles and their course
>read from Indica and its description of a river he crossed
>as I walk back to seat, everyone giving me weird looks
>>27474054
Thats not autistic anon. Thats just you being a history nut.
>drinking with friends
>been taking some new medicine lately, don't realize that the alcohol has affected me way more than it should and I'm stinking drunk
>conversation turns towards mental institutions
>this is a very sensitive subject for me
>rather than contain my power level, I start incoherently and loudly ranting about my views on the subject
>start crying at some point
>everyone just stops talking and we awkwardly sit there together while I cry my fucking eyes out
Every time I think about it I want to fucking kill myself
>>27474100
If I were just a history nut, I would have other interests. I don't.
>have a "debate" in class
>get way too into it
>don't realize that nobody else actually cares and are all just bullshitting
>ends inconclusively
>continue trying to argue my point after class ends
>"uhh yeah...", walks away
Happened too many times.
>teacher puts a quote on projector and asks everyone for their opinion
>I'm first, I give my honest opinion and disagree
>everyone just agrees and gives some brainless, sounds-good-bullshit type answer
>teacher literally disregards my opinion
>"anon why do you always have to try to be contrarian"
If you had all of them describe me in a few words, I'm sure it would have been something along the lines of "pathetic nerd".
>>27473951
Rate them in which order you want, but personally I think the porn fiasco is pretty funny (in hindsight).
>Be in gym class
>I'm new, I only have one friend there
>We're supposed to learn how to dance foxtrot
>Me and my friend had no idea about this because we never listen so we show up in gym clothes
>Rest have normal cloths
>Watch teacher dance with a girl to show us how to do it
>"Pick a partner" he says
>Panicatthedisco.png
>Decide to man up for once
>Ask the girl next to me if she wants to "do it"
>I obviously meant dance, but she laughed and said yes
>We start dancing
>Two chads dances with each other ironically and takes it super serious
>I laugh and spit in her face by accident
>I panic and fuck up the dance and kick her in the leg
>We stop dancing and just stand there watching the two guys dance away until teacher calls it quit
>>27473793
Is your name Josh?
Original
>girl talks about her favorite Anime in conversation
>aligns well with me so we talk
>eventually asks me for myanimelist.net account ('fun to know' apparently)
>exchange
>keep meeting
>one day she brings up Night Shift Nurses on my account as completed apparently
>say I don't quite remember that one
>she doesn't explain and talks about other stuff
>bothers me quite a bit
>check out my list
>realize that it's full of hentai I used to watch in 2010-2013
>also hentai manga
>night shift nurses
>realize it's one of my favorites, even wrote a review
>it'sabuse, psychological abuse, bondage and limited scat
>embarrassed
>she's known for months
>probably thinks I knew
>check hers
>added NSN as completed a week before we talked about it
I just don't know what this means. We're both enthusiasts. But NSN is the only hentai she has really. She has some BL on there. But it's really mild.
I've even moved on from those fetishes and was never into scat.
I've even stopped to fap in 2015. I couldn't even talk about it with her really.
What the hell do I do?
>>27474054
Kek, It's nice to see another history buff on here.
2nd time my power level was revealed:
>Another presentation
>Teacher wants to approve my selection before hand
>Pick Mandela
>Teacher is happy with that
>walk to front of the class to present
>"Today I will present on Nelson Mandela's terrorist activity with the ANC"
>Teacher facepalms, normies gasp
>picture me with a shit eating grin redpilling these fags
>>27474269
No, it's Jeffrey.
>>27474277
She could have watched it out of curiosity and brought it up in conversation to see how serious you were about all of that hentai, since it would have shown up on your account as being a long time since you watched it. I wouldn't bring it up again and risk losing a friend over fetish cartoons.
>>27474188
Oh man, in middle school our music teacher had us do dancing bi-weekly (hers were literally the only classes in the school that did this). Fortunately we have fixed partners based on height, but that doesn't mean I didn't find plenty of ways to show my autism.
>>27474277
She 100% wants you, senpai. Years later you will look back on this from the corner of your messy cellar room and realize that this was your golden ticket that you missed.
>>27473682
>At house party
>Too drunk to function
>Walk over to group of younger people(14-15) that has been sitting in the corner of the yard all night
>no one else is in the yard
>approach them
>scream "what's on the up down y'all"
>everyone visibly cringes
>dude hands me blunt and tells me to calm down
>fuckyes.jpg
>calm the fuck down
>sit and listen to conversation
>talking about logic (the rapper) and his freestyle rapping
>Scream "challenge freestyle"
>everybody laughs
>fat kid walks up and accepts my challenge
>He goes first
>he drops a few bars on how he's cool
>O's all around
>Take a few breaths
>"y'all ready"
>"drop it" some kid says
>first line : "doing it right off the dome like the king of Rome"
>from then on bars roll off the tongue like no one's business
>raps for about 2 minutes about how he is a creton and should be purged
>finishes
>people flip out and declare me victor
>fat kid gets mad
>push him down then run away
>I win
>>27474381
Reee this thread is not about your chad moments
>>27474419
Have an upvote froendu
>>27474381
>>fat kid gets mad
>push him down then run away
your a normie for partying and smokeing but picturing that made me kek
>on roadtrip with normalfag family member and their friends
>religion comes up
>everyone agrees the Catholic Church is too strict
>call them out on their cafeteria Christianity
>PROTESTANTS GET OUT
>tranny in car gets pissed
>everyone calls me a homophobe
>explain in detail the doctrine of the Eastern and Western Churches on this and why doctrine is considered infallible and unchangeable
>CURRENT YEAR
>family member tells me to just shut up
>the friends also fell for the religion of peace meme
>>27473682
Always
But i live in italy so its acceptable since there arent many sjw here and im pretty good orator
>>27474009
Sister-in law? Your wifes sister, or brothers wife?
>>27473682
started loudly talking about the Baby Rape anime meme in a McDonalds after a night of drink with some now ex-friends.
>>27474523
>cafeteria christianity
Basically everyone in my country. But when I drop Bible quotes everyone thinks I'm autistic.
>>27474009
Thats embarrassing on her part honestly
>>27474340
>>27474357
Well shit. Conflicting information in two directions I've thought of here.
I guess i'l just be passive then? Or should I just tell her I realized that NSN is weird and be awkward about it? Because we can get over that, we talk about other stuff. If she's into it I'm not sure how I'd reciprocate though. I'm still into bondage a bit. But it's not as extreme as NSN would be. Just, tie hands behind back, is enough for me essentially. That's nothing like the Dom going on in NSN.
>>27474618
>people think women should be ordained priests
>one of the people in the car said "I think if Jesus came later, he would have been more liberal."
>mfw
> younger brother finds my Macross playlist
> "cute girls are cute bro"
> he started watching Macross as well
What monster have I created? I'm sorry I let you down.
>>27473966
I don't get why people are so anti hentai. It's erotic art. What's so bad about it?
>>27474054
That actually sounds awesome anon.
>>27474277
Sounds like she likes hentai but kept it more on the dl anon. Don't go blurting out how much you love hentai to her or something, but it sounds like she doesn't mind.
>>27474419
This.
Okay my turn
>on Facebook
>Always been more reserved when it comes to my writing and stuff but decide to post some song lyrics I wrote on the fly
>Some girl and a couple dudes like it
>Hell yeah
>Keep posting stuff every few days. Don't post statuses about my day to day life. I never have.
>Get a message from that girl
>She's worried I'm going to kill myself
>>27474681
The real question is what rating did she give it? That is the key to the answer.
>Or should I just tell her I realized that NSN is weird and be awkward about it?
This is not about your chinese cartoon porn, do not use fucking hentai to try to get close to her, baka
>>27474722
Post some of the more despairing lyrics
>>27474523
i respect u pham
>>27474722
I thought it was awesome too, but everyone else just thought I was sperging out (which, admittedly, I was).
>researching Ottoman Empire
>somehow wind up watching this Turkish comedy show about Ottoman Janissaries who are cursed to time-travel to modern Istanbul
>they use their training to fight the mob and protect the poor
>by using the Ottoman Slap
>don't know Turkish, but find this shit incredibly funny
>hour-and-a-half episodes
>show other people this
>they look worried, but acknowledge that it is funny
The show is "Osmanli Tokadi", for those interested.
>>27474748
>baka
Not sure I conveyed it well. I'm thinking that since she brought it up I have/had (been 2 weeks, probably weird to bring it up now) a chance to talk about it. In some way. I suggested embarrassment. But probably too late now.
>rating
7
That's very average if you compare it to other scores but she's generally positive about most Anime. She only rates things somewhere there or 1-3. Good idea though. Actually hadn't thought about that.
>at physical therapy
>stacey ask what i do
>say watch tv
>mom is there says he also plays video games
>later sessions stacey that's all you do watch tv and play video games
>muble yes
>no wonder you don't have any friends
>i haven't been there for a few months and stings
>>27474771
Not the edgiest of what I've written but it's something I have here with me that I wrote a while back
My eyes see grey
A dim reality
Where there is no way
Tell me what you think
I don't really care
But I feel too much
Tell me what you see
A flourescent shade of your favorite color
It changes in an instant
Are you upset?
Let me make it better
All I want
is to be needed
to be loved
All I want is the sun
My eyes see blue
green and yellow too
A reality where there is a way
Tell me what you think
I'll listen
But I feel too much
>>27474922
Oh my god I have to check this out
>>27474998
Pretty good familia
10/10 for effort
>>27474954
>7
You have a chance, trust me. If you didn't, it would have been 4 at best, most likely dropped, just purely by association with you. Do it mang.
>>27475035
Don't even have to pirate it, the creators uploaded the whole series (37 episodes) to youtube.
Has some classic slapstick humor as well as more sophisticated stuff.
>>27475042
Thanks anon. Never shared that one. I just write stuff on the fly, I let it pour out more or less I hardly do any editing. A lot of the stuff I write stays in a notebook until I decide to throw it away lol.
>got caught taking pictures of my best friends legs in highschool
>told crush I wanted to rape her
>fell asleep with furry porn open on my mom's laptop
>someone mentions dog dick in joking manner and I say I've seen pretty big ones
>tried to write class paper on why loli is good
>>27474998
Crawlinginmyskin.jpg
>>27475140
>told crush I wanted to rape her
>tried to write class paper on why loli is good
haha oh wow oh my god
>>27475145
>edge text for an edge post
>>27475054
>friends diss eachothers anime on myanimelist.net
No she rates shit I found crappy highly sometimes. It's clear she doesn't score with me in mind. But 'just go for it'. Do you mean I bring up NSN or simply hit on her?
>>27475197
It seemed normal at the time.
>I've been caught stealing;
once when I was 5
>I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that.
>Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something, I don't want to pay for it.
>>27473682
>that feel when no qt 2D robot gf
>>27475035
Here is a clip from the first episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhXAd40tDw
>>27475367
I'm already hooked. I wish there was an english subtitle version though
I'm generally pretty good at hiding my power level, it's only slipped once in recent memory.
A girl I know (inb4 normie, she's not a friend) made a joke about owning a crossbow and I briefly thought she was being serious. I got way too excited about it and started going on about weapon laws and stuff I'd like to own myself.
I'm a bit of a closeted weapons nut in a place where most people probably don't feel the same so I try to keep it on the down low.
>>27475410
I almost feel like the subtitles would make it worse. I get so much joy just listening to the characters babble in Turkish, I mean, look at this shit, you can't tell me that knowing what they are saying could make this any better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DefXnXw95Rk
This is the official channel, btw, so they have every episode on this channel.
>>27474922
Sounds like something similar to Yusha Yoshihiko to Mao no Shiro.
Either way I recommend it.
What's this Ottoman shit about though. I've seen it referenced a lot on /r9k/. To be clear I know what the Ottoman Empire was but I don't see why it's being brought up.
>>27475505
I didn't know it was being brought up.
>>27475140
So how did those turn out?
>>27475367
>Allah snackbar
>anticipating explosion
Funny shit anon.
>>27475521
Like maybe 10 instances across 3 weeks now. It's clearly not a meme yet but that's quite a bit for the Ottoman Empire.
>>27475623
I think the show is pretty much indicative of the post-ironic era.
I don't think American comedy has yet reached the level these Turkish masters have. Let us bow to our Sultan Senpai.
>>27475140
Normalfags will never understand.
Of course somebody has said that before.
>>27474523
Catholicism is meme tier 'Christianity'.
It's great that it's stayed truer to lots of biblical teachings than many other denominations but the canon, bureaucracy, self-aggrandizement are all huge spicy memes.
>>27475825
Hence why I am Eastern Orthodox.
>>27474006
what happened after that
origniak comentas
>>27473682
I was at work, and I burped out the word "butts."
My coworker asked me if I just said "butts," but I said that it was just a burp.
>>27475982
Daaamn dude. That's smooth. I need snoop dog handshake gif for this.
>learn about Emmett Till in history class
>teacher shows us the picture of his dead body
>everyone is grossed out about this
>have one edgy friend who makes jokes about it
>I decide to joke with him and edit Emmett's dead face onto a bunch of bunnies and email them to him
>he didn't think they were funny and thought I was insane
>showed the rest of the class the pictures so people would know what a nutcase I am
>tfw everybody didn't like me for the rest of high school
>>27476097
please tell me you have any of those pictures saved
>>27473682
i now people who like to talk about how they browse 4chan. the worst part is they always have cringe levels fagotry.
>>27476251
I'm sorry. I made sure to delete them due to the pain they had brought me. Also, they would have been on my old hard drive which got fried.
The topic of Asian languages came up and I talked quite a bit about Japanese. Eventually someone asked how I knew so much (the real answer is I learned some to read manga) and I paniced and said I took Japanese at school. Unfortunately for me, one of the people there went to school with me every year, so I was quickly called out. I just kind of laughed it off and let the conversation die out, but I think they worked it out.
>>27474117
Oh god i laughed pretty hard. Sorry anon that sounds rough
>>27474523
Sucks man. I'm having easter next month with my family
feels good celebrating greek orthodox traditions mang
>>27474584
>Wife
did you read the rest of the post
>>27476554
Future excuse: You took Karate lessons as a kid. I did and they taught up some stuff in Japanese
>be nerdy white chubby kid in high scool
>friends with other nerds and geeks
>add a guy on xbox ive known since middle school
>we play minecraft and shit
>fuck you these are my diamonds
>one day im too lazy to get on my laptop for porn
>use the xbox youtube app
>search big black booty girls
>fuckyeah
>listen to nightmare by avenged sevenfold because edgy
>next day friend asks me about what "nightmare" is about
>asked him how he knew what I was listening to
>says he can see what videos youre watching
>he saw me looking at big black booty girls on youtube
>he never calls me to play minecraft again
>things are awkward between us for the rest of the year
I thought I was safe family.
>>27477065
Microshafted.
>in university, tutorials with cute braces girl
>ask to borrow notes, return them in favour of taking her out for lunch
>find out she watches anime. Torrented latest naruto that day
>we watch it in my room. Doesn't join me on bed
>awkward moment and have to finish ep
>talk about anime collection, she's not as otaku as me
>years later, fired from job
>on battle net old coworker on wow and drunk
>calls me out to meet her
>bring booze meet up at park
>talk and drink
>allude my wizardry status with diablo 3 reference, literally dawn myself irl wizard
>both drunk she kisses me first
>mfw no longer kissless
>make out, too anxious to go next step
>drop her off and go home
Signed,
Failed normie
>>27473682
>having dinner with family
>uncle mentioned he made a headstone for the grave of a 17yo girl who commited suicide
>said her family mentioned she was suffering with depression
>lose my shit and start flipping out infront of whole family about how a 17 yo girl literally can not be depressed
>i actually say "just because chad wouldn't give her cummies isn't reason enough to be depressed, i'm glad that vapid whore is dead"
>family ask if i'm on drugs
>>27477065
Nigga you got good taste in booties, nothing to be ashamed of, except for the avenged sevenfold
>>27473964
do you even know what the thread is about?
clearly no
>>27477375
That pretty autisticI agree with you though desu.
>>27473682
when i learned that normos dislike you more if you're quiet than if you get pissed off openly
so now, i channel my hatred of women into yelling at them when they're being loud or stupid or pointless. not directly. i just get passionate about whatever we're talking about, and shout over them if they try to jump in, and rip their points to shreds in an embarrassing way, instead of polite agreement or polite disagreement, and lightly mock the way they talk and present themselves. the key is to just keep looking around like "why does everyone look upset? i'm joking!"
be careful though. you could get fired if you just unload like an autist.
>>27477375
>>i actually say "just because chad wouldn't give her cummies isn't reason enough to be depressed, i'm glad that vapid whore is dead"
Holy fucking shit this cannot be real.
i was a 17 yr old depressed girl once and it had nothing to do with chads or cummies or even boys in general gtfo
>8 years old, third grade
>obsessed with world war 2
>read alot about hitler
>read his book, study his troop movement
>decide to write paper on hitler
>come in to school in full hitler cosplay
>walk around school hieling and threatening to gas jewish kids
>get detention for three weeks
>teacher later finds my accurate drawings of Luftwaffe fighter planes
>destroys them because they have swastikas
>in a fit of autistic rage i yell at her and have to be taken home
needless to say i had to move schools
>>27477675
>I was a 17 yr old depressed girl
>I was a girl
Leave.
>family christmas party
>younger cousin brings cards against humanity
>eventually get pulled into their game with other relatives
>the final question is "what is batman's secret guilty pleasure in the batcave"
>go through my cards and choose the one that will definitely be the game breaker
>"watching pixelated bu-buh-bukakke? Anon what's bukkake mean?"
>"I've never heard of that word before."
>"Yeah anon tell us what that is!"
>>27473682
I was discussing lgbt rights with my sjw friends. They asked me my view on lesbians and I said usually HD. Then came all the haha jk cringe.
>>27473682
I called a friend a newfag after he was praising some rage comics some 8 years ago. I quickly mumbled "nothing, nothing, nvm", but it minded.
>>27477776
I bet your teacher was the jewiest jew to ever jew
>Party with friends
>HATE IT
>Get drunk
>Act like a retard
>Start feeling emotional and sad
>Girl shows me her boobs so i can "feel better"
>Puke
>Feel bad for her
>>27477891
>You've seen a stacy's boobs
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>27477891
man you dun goofd
>>27477861
I can't remember, thinking back though they probably were.
i regret nothing to this day
I often sperg out when it comes to music.
Brother:
>Blink 182
>Sum 41
>Weezer
Always tell him to listen to real punk and not gay high school tier shit
Mom:
>Top 40
Tell her to get some taste
Dad:
>Nu Metal
>Dad Metal
>Metalcore
Always cringe and call him an angsty high schooler. Also tell him to grow up and listen to "trve metal"
I don't know what it is, but every time music is mentioned I get really autistic and think I'm better then everyone because all I do is sit in my room and listen to crap. I have "good" taste, but also very scary stuff as seen by normies (ex: Goregrind, Depressive Black Metal, Drone, Noise). I just try my best to avoid all conversations with it.
>>27474008
That's cute as fuck too bad you're a guy. If you were a girl most guys would have eaten that up
>>27473682
>manage to take a girl to homecoming in 11th grade, so 5 years ago (both band nerds so wasn't that hard)
>go to bathroom
>come back and she's making out with another bandmate
>autismengaged.mp4
>literally screaming at him to get away from her across the gym
>people start staring at me
>don't notice, blind rage
>literally REEEEing as I run over
>start bumping him with my chest sayin stuff like "the fuck man? Come on"
>challenge him to dance off because autism rage
>start dancing like a tard, everyone at dance staring at me
>calm down enough half way through song to become self-aware
>start crying and run out
>cry in my car
>still drive the girl home
>>27477911
>>27477929
The worst part is that i told my friends and they made sure that EVERYONE knew about it. She didn't deserve the humiliation, people started making rumors about her fine breasts. I'm scum.
>>27477949
your dad listens to metalcore?
>>27473748
>POF
does that stand for Pound of Flesh?
>>27477974
How was the rip home?
>>27477986
He unironically likes shit like Asking Alexandria (new album esp.), MCR, Disturbed, Sleeping with Sirens etc. He basically likes meme high school music yet he's 48. Also tries to tell me why it's good. "The growls and down tones are great right?"
>>27478042
how did he even get into it
>>27477949
What are some albums that you like?
my favourite right now is Il Etait un Foret by Gris.
>>27477999
Plenty of Fish, Mr. Trips
>>27478004
We didn't really talk on the way home. I just played Linkin Park way too loud
>>27478133
Why did you take her back home?
>>27477949
Rec me some nice drone metal anon pls
>>27478042
>On crappy "metal" radio station
>AA comes on
>"dis good"
>put's it on pandora
>gets more shit
downward spiral from there
>>27478111
Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
Boris - Flood
Gorguts - Obscura
Murmuure - Murmuure
Neurosis - Through Silver in Blood
Sleep - Jerusalem
Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops
The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls With Sand
Bathory - Blood Fire Death
Coffins - Mortuary in Darkness
My fav metal (which is the genre I listen to most). Also love Il Etait un Foret by Gris, great album.
>>27473834
l m a o
Real or not still quite funny
>>27477949
lol you're a faggot
>>27478196
The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls With Sand
Boris - Amplifier Worship
Jesu - Jesu
The Body - I Shall Die Here
Monarch! - Omens
Nadja - Touched
Any Sunn O))) album
or just follow this chart
>>27478209
meant for >>27478058
>>27477949
Everyone has some field of art where they're a total pleb. Just calm down man.
>>27478267
thank you, been listening to Flood and Feedbacker a ton lately, wanted to check out more but had no idea where to start. nice to have a wider variety of new things to check out now
>>27477949
you certainly are autistic
>>27478262
>>27478304
>>27478355
Thanks for confirmation
>>27478348
no problem
>>27477949
What do metalheads think of psychadelic ambient?
>>27474922
Dude I Iiterally burst out loud. I'm from turkey and I can assure you that no normal person would even know that this show existed. I watched it but I wouldn't even say that in my social circles since no one knows it. Anyway it is really funny you found it and watched it.
>>27478163
Cuz I was a betacuck back then. She did make me cookies to apologize. But they tasted like shit
>>27478420
Chad probably cummed all over them .
>>27478399
I've only heard maybe one or two psychedelic ones and I loved them. I'm a huge sucker though for ambient and dark ambient / drone stuff. Listening in dark is just so hard to come close to with other albums.
>>27478407
Is the show actually good, or is it just me projecting onto something I don't understand at all? Because I really do love the show, and I have tried to get so many other people to watch it. And it all started with me hearing "Ceddin deden."
>>27477949
>posts anime
Wow what a true patrician
>>27473682
>browsing 4chan in the morning
>horse porn thread posted on /v/, open it up to see Barney Fags ranting
>oh fuck I need to get to my lecture
>rush to university
>open up laptop
>full page spread of pony getting ass fucked by a bull
I SWEAR I'M NOT A HORSE FUCKER I JUST WANTED TO WATCH BARNEYFAG SPERG OUT LIKE USUAL
>>27473682
>broke my own hymen at age 16 with a hair brush handle
>know the exact date I took half my own virginity
So no guy ever popped my cherry. Oh well
>>27473682
I was born with a power level of ten thousand senpai.
I gotta wear a doohickey to keep my spaghetti in my pockets.
Even then, the normies can still feel it.
>Have to stay with random people during a trip.
>We start playing a drinking game in which everyone says porn categories in turns.
>After awhile I say mutilation.
>They look at me in disgust, cringe, pity combined.
>Make it worse by saying "I don't even watch that I just go to 4chan haha".
>have to do powerpoint presentation during criminal justice class
>bring laptop because my usb drive got lost
>flip it open and up on the overhead projector is a rekt/gore thread on /b/ i was laughing at during a lunch break
>a gif was open where this baby gets cut in half by a train
>class is visibly disturbed but i continue with my presentation
>known as Dexter from then on, as in the serial killer from the hbo show
>>27478569
I only listen to black metal recorded through flip phones and rerecorded for the true kvlt experience.
>>27478133
I really hope this is true, please let me have this
>>27473682
>implying i ever leave the internet
>>27474301
hey I got one too
>grade 9 history
>we gotta do a powerpoint on any famous guy and explain how they a/effect us today
>I choose Charles Martel, King of the Franks and savour of Europa
>go into a 15 minute rant/speech about the bravery of the Christian and Pagan Franks who despite being outnumberd and out horsed defeated the invading Mudslimes at Tours, France
>start talking about how terrible Europe would be if they lost and the muslims would have had no more opposition
>get really racist up in it ferda boyz
>start yelling in a Frankish accent about my made up speech pretending to be Martel
>tfw none of the other kids cared that it was one of the only battles in history in which heavyily armoured ground infantry stood up agaisnt Cavalry and won
>teacher gave me an 8/10, -1 for too much length, -.5 for the speech and -.5 for "prejudice"
>>27474117
i know that fucking feel, senpai
>>27478520
It had some references to the political events during the time hence why I liked it but other than that even though the idea was never done before, like almost all Turkish comedy it got tasteless and hella long afterawhile. I would suggest Leyla ile Mecnun if you are into absurd comedy but then again it doesn't have anything to do with history.
>>27478863
Why are all teachers such cuckmasters?
>>27478895
Thanks for giving me insight into Pasha taste, Turkanon.
>>27475647
[Intro]
School spirit motherfuckers
[Chorus]
Alpha, step. Omega, step
Kappa, step. Sigma, step
Gangstas walk, pimps gon' talk
Oooh hecky naw that boy is raw
AKA, step. Delta, step
S G Rho, step. Zeta, step
Gangstas walk, pimps gon' talk
Oooh hecky naw that boy is raw
[Verse 1]
I'ma get on this TV, momma
I'ma, I'ma break shit down
I'ma make sure these light skinned niggaz
Never ever never come back in style
Told 'em I finished school, and I started my own business
They say, 'Oh you graduated?'
No, I decided I was finished
Chasin' y'all dreams and what you've got planned
Now I spit it so hot you got tanned
Back to school and I hate it there, I hate it there
Everything I want I gotta wait a year, I wait a year
This nigga graduated at the top of my class..
I went to Cheesecake, he was a motherfucking waiter there
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I got a Jones like Norah for your sorror'
Bring more of them girls I've seen in the Aurora
Tammy, Becky, and Laura, or'a Shirley
I'm tryin' to hit it early, like I'm in a hurry
See, that's how dude became the young pootie tang tippy tow
Rocafella chain, yeah that's my rapper style
Rosary piece, yeah that's my Catholic style
Red and white One's, yeah that's my Kappa style
And I ain't even pledge
Crack my head on the steering wheel and I ain't even dead
If I could go through all that and still be breathing
Bitch bend over, I'm here for a reason
[Chorus]
[Outro]
I feel a woo coming on, cuz. I feel a woo coming on, cuz
WOO
There it was
I feel some woos coming on, cuz. A couple woos coming on, cuz
WOO, WOO
There they was
I feel a woo coming on, cuz. I feel a woo coming on, cuz
WOO
There it was
A couple woos coming on, cuz. A couple woos coming on, cuz
WOO, WOO
There they was
>>27478975
Anon, what is this.
TELL ME NOW.
>>27479106
kanye west- school spirit
>>27479106
Crazy Nigger Man - School Spirit
>>27473682
>my mom started talking about how Hitler was evil, because "muh six gorillion"
>I go full /pol/lack
>she starts crying about how mean I am to talk about the Jews that way.
>"B-but no gas chambers"
>"shut up you're an asshole"
>"all I'm saying is that they weren't gassed that's it"
>"you're an asshole"
>I decided maybe she wouldn't be mad if I made a powerpoint explaining my position.
>She just got more pissed.
>after a week of this, I realize that I'm socially retarded
>>27479220
my mom calls kanye west and donald trump stupid all the time
I ask here why she says
>donald is racist
I said
>muslims and illegals arent races
She hates kanye because hes a fuckig celebrity who says shit celebrities say that makes them celebrities
fucking dumb cunt
sorry mom
>>27474681
Just laugh it off and say you forgot about the sort of stuff that was on there. Don't diss it hard in case she is trying to use it as a sexy in with you. If she wasn't way into at least you or the hentai why would she "complete" the whole thing? Go fuck yo freaky girl.
who /VeryGoodAtHidingPowerLevel/ here?
feels great
>talking about politics with some person sitting next to me in a class
>stray onto the topic of social issues
>other guy starts complaining about SJWS
>I use the word tumblr around 10 times as a verb, adjective, and to refer to the website in the next two minutes
>>27473963
Wow, girls really have it easy.
>>27474954
SHE GAVE IT A 7?!? FUCKING HELL RETARD FUCKING WOO HER ALREADY JESUS CHRIST THE DREAM IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU FUCK
>>27478716
Lucky it wasn't a penis rate thread, fucking disgusting /b/tard faggot. I don't care about gore, but the amount of dick posts on /b/ made me stop going there awhile ago
>>27474998
That's dope. Any actual product?
>>27474277
Don't lose her, anon. Don't you fucking lose this one.
>when your brother's normie friends found your iPod full of Pokemon music
bazinga
orignal as can be
>>27473748
I fucked a chubby Mexican thanks to POF. Wettest and hottest pussy I've ever had, best sex I've ever had easily. I'm a retard for letting her go after she pushed so hard for us to be together.
>>27478716
Anon that's awesome you autist gtfo of this thread
>>27473682
>be me
>14 year old lonely faggo
>discovering puberty and masturbation
>cant go anywhere because lame and have a curfew
>start reading stories about butt stuff
>hey i have a butt
>find a marker
>stick marker up my butt
>go downstairs for some reason late at night
>come back up and see my mom coming down the stairs at the same time
>shit markers, literally
>its a brown marker btw
>pick up the marker I just pooped out in surprise on the stairwell
>mom is like "whats that"
>I say "nothing" and run upstairs
>stick a baseball bat up my ass few night later
fucking single moms /r9k/
>>27474277
Because you didn't remember NSN and played it off like it was nothing big she saw that as confidence. Bold as fuck. That is incredibly attractive as the person will see that they have little chance of being rejected for any of their own weirdness by you.
I'd bring it up to her that you forgot what NSN was and have a laugh with her. But that's my personality. I like being open about my spurgness and in a way that somehow tells others that I own it with confidence. I don't really understand how that happens. I'd also ask that girl to do something with you even if it is just a walk at a park or to listen to music.
>>27477528
dude. nobody likes you
>>27474054
>>27474301
fucking hell, reminds me of when i was in HS
i usually managed to keep my powerlevel hidden, but there were 4 or so instances i let loose
hope no one I know IRL recognizes me for this
>in basic science class in high school
>we get to the unit on nuclear fission, fusion and other cool radioactive shit
>the first day of the unit, the teacher asks us all to get in groups and write down everything we know about nuclear physics
>everyone else has like 1 or 2 things
>teacher comes over to our group, i've got 3/4ths of a page and I'm still writing
>teacher asked me to explain these concepts to the class
>ended up giving a 15 minute lecture on the nuclear arms race, the differences between fission and fusion, explaining the varying types of radiation, and going into rough examples of how a gun-type nuclear bomb and a nuclear reactor work
>i somehow manage to remain calm speaking in front of the entire class
>went entirely over everyone's collective heads, the teacher had me placed in AP classes tho
>>27478399
Trve metalhead reporting in, shit is great. I love it.
>>27478471
Not the guy you responded to, but...
Do you like Nadja, Gnaw Their Tongues, or Black Boned Angel or Moss? Gr8 shit.
Also listening to some depressive suicidal black metal right now cuz why not.
Totally get your stance on metalcore and nu metal and that garbage, though.
I'm a fucking retard here>>27479922
just realized you posted this>>27478267
Uber dank taste, though. I'm actually seeing Sunn O))) the 5th of April. Also seen Boris live, really cool show. Dopesmoker > Jerusalem imo tho senpai
>>27474277
She wants you to give her the chocolate, anon. Do it.
>>27479802
Tbh, I would have enjoyed that presentation.
>>27479962
>Seeing Sunn O))) and saw Boris
Really jealous, heard Sunn O))) is amazing live.
>>27479288
>mom calls trump racist
>ask her to name literally one racist thing he's ever said
>she can't
>>27474704
But Jesus was a liberal at least with those days standards.
He would still be a liberal
>Coworkers are talking politics
>Like a retard, I don't immediately pull a 360 and moonwalk away
>Don't have my guard up since I was low on sleep
>Hey anon, you've seen Bill Clinton play the sax right? He's pretty good
>Oh no I don't like bill clinton, ever since I learned that there's solid evidence for him having sex with children on Epstein's plane that he exclusively used for pimping children, it's even named "the lolita" which is a phrase used to refer to underage girls
>Coworkers never talk to me again and introduce me as the weird guy to every new person
Well, at least they leave me alone.
>>27480010
Loudest band in the world m8, 20 amps up on stage, should be good.
>>27480295
He would hold the exact same fucking views He had then, you tard. He was the word of God, He is unchanging. He is infallible. Saying that His views would be different is saying that He was wrong the first time, which is not possible.
>>27473682
>at work
>some feminist is talking to some other girl
>other girl says "omg i was such a slut this weekend, i fucked like 4 guys"
>feminst: "youre not a slut. there is no such thing as a slut. there's nothing wrong with a girl having some fun"
>other girl: "but I have boyfriend so what I did was fucked"
>feminist: "no it wasn't. do what makes you happy"
>overheard the whole thing
>snap
>power level over 9k1
>rush in and say that sluts are definitely a thing and having sex before marriage makes you a slut
>feminist is appalled and supervisor walks by
>she's an even bigger feminazi
>problem glasses, tumblr, 5 cats, gluten free vegan
>whole 9 yards
>feminist 1 tells her what I said
>superfeminazi takes me to the back
>gets the owner
>say something along the lines like "anon was being a mysoginistic shitlord. He said that if a girl, like you lovely daughters, had sex before marriage, then she's an impure whore"
>basically tried to make it seem like I was shit talking is 8 year old and 12 yo daughter
>boss says "I raised my daughters to be responsible women that act like proper adults"
>"if they want to sleep around, then they should be prepared to deal with the consequences, one of which is being called a slut"
>where_da_hood_at.wav
>>27481129
Drop the mic! Owner is an OG
>>27481129
Fucking based.
blox
>at uni (european)
>waiting for a class to start
>overhear classmates next to me talking about guns and how "millions of people per year die from guns in america"
>autist mode engaged
>butt in the conversation and explain how it works, why gun control is shit and why being scared of an object is irrational
>they seem a bit creeped out, but since I usually contain my powerlevel extremely well, I'm not shunned or anything
>now known in the class as the slightly radical right wing guy who loves guns
Went better than expected, but it still makes me cringe.
>>27481275
Why are normies such fucking retards?
>Get in car with dad
>Bluetooth still on
>Another Heaven starts playing midway through
>I power off car and shut off Bluetooth
>FM radio the entire drive no talking
>>27481425
I blame the various modern ideological and political movements that made cowardice and weakness more and more prevalent among young males.
It's even more appalling in Europe, where it's illegal to literally defend yourself in some countries. The worst thing is, people don't see anything wrong with that.
>>27481489
>where it's illegal to literally defend yourself in some countries
You talking about the UK?
>>27481513
The UK, France, a few others.
I do know that in France, if a guy attacks you and you fuck his shit up, you're in the wrong. It's even worse if you use something (even a fucking stick) as a weapon because it's considered a "use of excessive force" or whatever bullshit they came up with.
The UK is probably the same as well, since the police unironically seizes kitchen knives there.
>>27481129
>>where_da_hood_at.wav
>last week
>family member had died
>have family dinner night before funeral
>there's like 25 of us in this restaurant
>aunts are talking about Ukraine
>talking about how great the Americans are for always helping
>decide to let it go because they're old and ignorant
>they begin talking about how the protestors burned down multiple buildings including religious ones
>nup, cut in and talk straight over someone
>talk for almost 15 minutes straight about what really happened and why our media appears to hide shit about it
>everyone was quiet and listening to me so I just keep going
>proceed to link this as an example of how easy it is to control public opinion
>start spouting shit about ww1 & 2
>basically redpill the lot of them in under half an hour
>am asked to leave
>>27481811
You can't make them swallow the pill just like that. You were too quick, next time do it slowly and steadily.
I've been redpilling my family for a year now, mostly about current events and social issues. I'll be getting to the jews soon.
>>27481851
>the Jews
Never a good idea. Trust me...story in 5
>>27481881
I'll be starting with Islam, explaining why their ideology is destructive, then linking that to judaism. Obviously I'm not going to quote Mein Kampf and go full retard
>>27478632
Ugly fat or both?
>>27481851
>be 15
>world history class or some shit
>teacher talking about Holocaust
>start indoctrination.png
>talks about the Jews being persecuted n what not
>roughly talks about holocaust deniers and why they're wrong
>almost the end of class
>any questions?
>raise hand
>Red pill dropping in 5..4..3
>say the holocaust was a lie
>further explain how the Jews fabricated the story to "muh 6 million"
>examples of the Jews in Hollywood/controlling the news channels
>Say they write the textbooks
>after my 10 minute rant teacher shuts it down
>class is giving weird looks
>I skip that class for the rest of the year
>known as "Hitler Henry"
>transfer out of that school district the next year
The Jews are off limits to normies
>>27481992
You weren't very subtle, and talking about that in a class is a sure way to become a social outcast
>>27482048
I started browsing /pol/ and such when I was too young
I'm more adjusted now, I stopped attempting to red pill people and just let them suffer
>>27482048
this
the 6 gorillion is pretty reasonable but you'd need proof to argue it
like the pictures of articles made before the holocaust that constantly quote 6 million jews. jews love 6 million for some reason
>>27481129
Holy shit words cannot describe how based your boss is. A+ post anon made my night.
>Last year, wanted to learn Italian really bad
>Bought several textboks
>Spend hours on Duolingo
>Eventually got to a decent level
>Realised that to improve my Italian I would have to meet and talk to real actual Italians
>Looked for sources of meeting Italian people
>Eventually decided to try Interpals
>Made a profile
>Eventually got a message from an Italian girl
>She offers to help me with Italian if I help with English
>Becomes a situation where I have to talk to her everyday for several hours to improve my Italian skills even fucking slightly
>She is a shitty teacher and barely helps
>I spend hours preparing formal feedback, help sheets, flash cards and grammatical tips
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>eventually she isn't even helping me learn Italian anymore, is just accepting free English lessons from me without any sort of guilt
>Too beta to ask her to stop
>she gets me to send her english learning resources by post
>ended up speaking in an elephant language by making trumpet noises more than I spoke Italian
>eventually she just stops talking to me with no explanation
>feel pretty bad even though that is what I wanted
>send her dozens of 'English Lesson Reminder Notices' in the post which are basically threatening letters saying 'The Elephant will stampede if you don't come back for more lessons'
>she reports me and I get banned
>>27482204
refuse to believe this is real desu
>>27474633
how?
she is normal she had sex with guys to show her worth even though she's a big fat fatty girl
I have such little value that I can't even get a date in 22 years and she said that shit loud enough for half the diner to hear
>take off my glasses to scratch my face or some shit like that
>qt girl says "wow anon. you actually look attractive"
>state blankly at her for like 5 seconds
>frozen up
>say "what"
>"ask teacher to go to the bathroom"
>stay in there for like 5 minutes
>never mentioned again
>>27473682
>drinking
>talking about kinks with friends
>everyone is into fairly basic shit
>I admit I'd led someone piss on me
>friend's gf says "how desperate are you?" and everyone laughs
all of my friends are loser degenerates though so it's all good
>>27473682
>15
>friends talking about the zone hentai teen titans parody
>"The one with Raven or the one with Starfire?"
>what the fuck did I just say
And that was the end of me pretending to be a normie.
>>27482475
well they knew about the parody so why is that comment out of place?
>>27482520
Because up to that point I pretended to not know anything about the weird shit they were into. For about a year at that point. Then in about 3 seconds I not only showed that I knew exactly what they were talking about, but that I was so insecure about it that I'd been lying the whole semester.
>>27474994
>Physical therapy
Do you mean psychologist, senpai?
>be me, casually strolling through my high school years
>math teacher comes to me at the end of class for a private chat
>"anon you look like you're going to kill yourself"
Nuff said I suppose.
>>27479365
A common thing in this thread is booze. If I'm sober it is very easy. When I'm blacked out drunk I can get depressive and cringy. Gotta stop doing it, pulls me further away from normiedom and people have stopped hanging out with me worried ill be on the boozing showing my power level.
>>27474301
>normies think "terrorism" means evIL
Kek
>>27478863
>knights dismounted forming infantry shield wall to repel kebab
>not exciting
Normies are truly subhuman
>>27474117
How is that powerlevel?
Get out normie
>normies talking about halal meat
>'what is halal anyway anon?'
>detail the process of halal slaughter and how it compares to kosher and modern methods in terms of cruelty
>go onto talk about Temple Grandin, hug machines and the welfare of slaughtered livestock in general
>everyone thinks I'm fucking mental.
>>27483265
>collapsing into a miserable, sobbing wreck over your mental health history in front of two people who don't know the full extent of it isn't exposing your power level
Unless you're implying that your power level only refers to shit like pop culture I don't know what the fuck you're going on about
>>27474381
Kek, that's not cringe at all famalam. Reminded me a bit of TK from Angel Beats. Also, that was one dope ass line, for real. Mind dropping some other sick gems from the battle?
>>27479314
Well she didn't watch the entire set of videos (NSN are like 4 different 1-shots and a short series, I meant one of the spinoffs actually, not Nighrshift NurseS). So if it's to be believed she likes the most Yandere of them (Yagami Yuu), desu it's the mildests of the lot as far as fetish goes and is a pretty ok story actually. It's all based on games so they're not including the whole thing. It's a bit of a creepy story, doesn't make complete sense which adds to the atmosphere. It was the one I reviewed.
>>27479519
>>27479592
>woo her
Yeah maybe. I like her but I'm not sure about a dating thing. She's a really nice girl but I'm not sure I'm entirely ready to date her just like that. To me at least it's pretty clear that our relative distance is helpful to our relationship. Then again that may just be that she's into me and I'm reading it wrong.
>>27479773
Yeah I'm not like that but I can see your course of action being a good idea.
>>27479966
Well I'd gladly give her something. Wink wink nudge nudge. But I don't like the idea of using her. Well that's putting it mildly. I'm not gonna have a relationship unless I'm actually for it.
>family gathering
>9 year old cousin
>tell my aunt she's "a hot little girl" without thinking
>haven't talked to anyone on my Dad's side since
>>27474301
>normies
They're so stupid like what the fuck. They're all for 'fight the power' shit but don't realize that's what terrorism is.
>in class, about to send a file in
>having issues
>"hey teach, can you help me, how do I do eet"
>he comes over and shows me
>"alright thanks" translates to "ok now fuck off"
>"there, anon. there. press that. send here."
>mfw I open up the "sssshh"-folder instead of the "school"-folder
>mfw my teacher saw that I have about 1,5 GB of loli on my school computer
>mfw the first 20 images shown were VERY realistically drawn
>>27483855
Just imagine gals like this one, drawn lewdly.
...yeah.
Not uploading that anywhere.
>>27483871
>traced CP
N-nevermind
>>27473748
Why didn't you just find a 10/10 escort like I did?
>>27483886
Aren't they expensive? Where do you live?
>>27483896
Britfag. Around 130 quid for a hour which I guess would be something like 200 dollars.
>>27473682
>with group of old school friends, some of them are turbo normies
>happen to be talking about snoring
>"what about you, Anon? Do you snore?"
>tell them I have no idea if I do or don't
>later I realise this was pretty much admitting that I've never shared a bed with anybody
>>27473748
>plenty of fish
> Now with an internal team of PhDs, we've created the world's most advanced matching system. If you are in contact with 100 different singles, 50% of the time your future partner is in the top 10, and 17% of the time we can pick the exact person you will end up dating.
>internal team of PhD's
I just find that too funny.
>>27474184
You're pathetic. You nerd
>>27483946
Actually you just told them that or that you don't snore.
Nobody would sleep with you and say.
>oh that's nice anon you don't snore
>I'm so sick of snorefags snoring after were done with the bukkake/gangrape play
>let me get your name/number, i'l invite you sometime, Brad isn't gonna be part of the group anymore
>by the way do you have hepatitis? Our group does so I forgot to ask
>haha no wait don't answer, I'm sure you do, now anyway LOL
>>27483919
For about 160euro/hour you got a 10/10 whore? How did you do it? I'm scared to go to a brothel and ask
>>27482204
reposted m8
>>27480577
Oh look, brainwashed religious nutts in here too. Tell how is believing in zombie jew and skydaddy workimg for you lately?
>>27480392
> Teenage girls
> children
Uncle sam,pls
>>27483990
This is true, but if he had ever had a girlfriend or sexual partner he would have said something like "no girl has ever complained" not "I have no idea".
>>27483995
There are online directories where independents advertise. You will usually meet them in a hotel or their flat.
>>27484075
How do I avoid getting ripped off? Not all the sites are legit in terms of what they advertise compared to the reality
>>27483995
thank you i will go in the bank and i inquire your euro money of my name amout 160 euro..... i ove you....im 07
>>27474184
>forced to take the side of animal researchers in debate at age 12 (I'm OK with that)
>it's unprepared, teacher just wanted to give an example of arguing
>pit me against Chad
>start talking about the major health benefits to mankind
>Chad basically does ad hominem and makes 'it's morally wrong arguments'
>take it seriously because I'm in class and call him out on his insults and make claims for why animals many animals hardly be counted as sentient. (chickens for instance, argument was concerning how philosophy is a core thing to sentience, even if not formally expressed)
>'anon you're like an animal nazi'
>not realizing how nazis are plain evil because I've watched documentaries
>"I know that's meant as an insult, I don't value animals as much as humans. I'd much rather save a human than an animal. I don't believe in gassing animals like nazis did the Jews though. That's pointless killing. Now if nazis killed and ate Jews that'd be accurate haha"
>haha, killing Jews
>dead silence, smug Chad thinks this was about rhetoric
>teacher breaks silence and starts explaining stuff about arguing and how debate is on a higher level, explains how insulting someone isn't an argument etc
>"as anon said it's called ad hominem, personal attacks are very much frowned upon"
>class don't comment on anything during break, day just moves along fine until dinner
>hear people in the back of the queue saying they're interested in vegetarian options today
>Stacey (who's a nice person, turned out to be a model) say that the meat is looking really good today
>argument starts in the back about how the conclusion was made that I'm a nazi
>she defends me and said that I explicitly said shit about animals not humans
>"you don't think animals have feelings? My dog.."
>no I don't think they have feelings the way humans do
>they quiet down soon
>Stacey comes over to sit with my group
>we argue and shit
>turns out she liked me apparently.
>have consensual sex at legal age
>break up later
>>27484165
Was a nice breakup. We just went to different schools eventually.
I just realized this is a powerlevel thread. I guess knowing how to argue is a bit powerlevely.
She congratulates me on FB every birthday. I do the same. Pretty nice. She posts a lot of promotional content for makeup/hair/clothes though. It's her job so it's OK but it's kinda annoying that I can't filter her ads.
>All the embarrassing memories from high school are slowly starting to fade away from your memory
>Your life of near endless humiliation is finally drawing to a close
Feels good robots. A few more years and I can finally leave the past behind! Until then I will just have to suffer with the memories that still persist in my head.
>>27474277
people in real life besides me actually use MAL?
>>27484118
Use a site where users can leave feedback and find one with a decent amount of positive feedback.
>>27484256
Well I do and she does. Only two people I know of. I don't frequent the forums like she does though.
>Year 12, 2009
>Someone introduces me to Death Note
>Never seen anime before, get obsessed with the show
>English assessment task made us write a speech with the main theme of 'belonging'
>Loved DN so much at the time that I immediately thought it would be the best idea to work that into the speech somehow
>It was fucking shit and I didn't get a passing grade
>Weird looks as I said stupid japanese words and phrases
>included a horrible metaphor my friend said as a joke; because I was too stupid to realise was a joke
>Want to kill myself when I think about it
I recently found a draft of it too. It was in my pictures folder from an old HDD.
>be closet horsefucker, in high school
>find a picture of a horse
>me and some friends decide to add stuff to it
>give him a horse cock
>draw a rectangle, because that's how horse dicks look
>"Anon, that doesn't look like a penis"
>"Oh no, that's what horse cocks are like"
>he looks at me
>I look at him
>...
>he gives the penis a dome
>>27473793
Romans never did that vomiting thing
I thought you knew your fucking shit anon
>>27473834
fucking lol
dogbloxks
>>27478209
>downward spiral from there
So the quality jumped up with NIN?
>>27484463
That's a good as fuck speech, and Death Note was an amazing anime. The metaphor was entertaining also. No autism here, just normies not being able to appreciate a well-written essay.
>>27475128
I like your lyrics. Keep it up, anon.
>>27479426
ANON THATS NOT A GIRL
>Be in college one week and get shoehorned into a "cultural education" lesson
>Pretty much just force fed #notallmuslims, reruns of MLK speeches and told how retarded US gun laws are and how the police are genocide black people
>"OMG can you even imagine being american, they have guns IN THE SUPERMARKET"
>Think of what the children are exposed to, their gun deaths are through the roof
>Chime in that the overwhelming majority of gun deaths are suicides or black on black crime
>All the women in the class are just staring at me like I'm some kind of school shooter
>Our lecturer just looks with a smug expression on her face and says "I'm entitled to my opinion" and continues her hypocritical rant
>Instant regret I even said anything
also
>Start dating a Korean chick
>She asks why I dislike London so much
>Accidentally full /pol/ in front of her
>Say the whole city is ruined by kebab and that it is no longer English
>Muslims are incompatible with the west and most are rapists/drug dealers
>She says brown people freak her out on public transport sometimes when they get too close
