3 decides
Go go go
YOU SUC ME NOW YES YOU WANT TO
Bumping this thread, come on r9k
FUCK BITCH LISTEN
>>27181596
Clean my dirty man cave!
>>27181596
pls be my gf i'm so lonely without you
Sucky, sucky, five dorra?
>>27181596
Date my brother
I'm the meme master
>>27181596
do ya got a fatass like my poppa?
>>27181722
Rolling for this, come on
If you don't use this i'll fucking end your pathetic life, bitch. I'm tracing your phone right as we and in approximately 1 minute 31 seconds I will know EXACTLY where you live.
type this: >>27181596
>>27181735
rooll rooll
M'lady, would you do me the honours of posting your nudes?
>>27181803
do it you stupid insolent child OP! come onn
>>27181803
winner, but I don't like these threatening texts that are so popular on 4chan.
>>27181803
#winningg
Think she'll keep talking to Chad after this?
>>27181888
...aaaaaand is over. Abandon thread.cool trips tho.
well it's over I'm pretty sure
No it's not!
4 decides
>>27181957
>she didn't run away in disgust
We can recover, OP
say "how about moving to my dick instead?"
>>27181957
What is your favorite meme?
Well, I wanna be in your ass
>>27181957
>that behavior
she's either desperate or in troll mode
>>27182125
Rolling this, daddy needs a new pair of shoes
>>27181957
Speaking of hearts, did you know that there are four valves in the human heart, they ensure that blood only goes one way, either in or out.
>>27181957
Speaking of hearts, did you know that blood going towards the heart is carried through veins. Blood coming from the lungs to the left atrium is carried through the pulmonary veins while blood coming from the body to the right atrium is carried through the superior vena cava and inferior vena cava.
>>27181957
>im in your heart
I have no heart, i am the shadow, i am the night
Let me in your fart.
Then how about you lay down and let me eat you with my love?
>>27182184
winrar, is them.
She's a tough cookie, okay 5 this time.
>>27182264
I have a collection of filipina flesh light toys
I'm gay for a boy in my class
>>27182264
I got my degree at the school of primal fuck.
>>27182297
Rolling for this
+Do you wanna see it?
>>27182323
This this this rolling
You're a nigger. What is your opinion on gooks?
>>27182355
WE DID IT M7
>>27182377
I don't think she noticed, look at all the hearts she sent
are you an archeologist because i have a long bone that needs to be examined
>>27182264
The win's post
>>27182355>>27182323
Are they really badass? Maybe I should finished study.
5 this time, folks
>>27182443
Are we sure this girl doesn't need to wear a helmet with her apparent itelligence?
>>27181957
I'm a Somali prince and this was just a test to see if you still wanted to be with me. Now, You shall enjoy the wealth of Somalia as my beautiful third concubine.
>>27182443
send her a poo emoji lmaooooooo
i done poo poo
>>27182443
I love you,Yukiand I want to protect your smile.
>>27182443
show me those sweet tits and I'll give you my hard bone
Alright then babe, my real talent is being able to get an erection in half a second flat. Fully solid. I'm not playing around now. You want to see that, don't you?
>>27182469
Rooolllllinnnngggg lets take this places
>>27182443
"My master plans worked, now for step 2 where I get nudes"
>>27182443
Where have you been all this time? Marry me at once.
>>27182358
I'm just gonna reroll
>>27182443
send her this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Okay, post your credit card details and a picture of your tits and no one gets hurt, including your dog.
>>27182443
You're an interesting girl. I'd totally date you if I wasn't with my bf Fred.
>>27182549
Roll this would be a good twist
>>27182443
I'm going for a PhD, can I study under you?
Stop texting me, leave this conversation now. I don't want to talk to you anymore and I never will even in the future. If you message me again, I swear to god I will find out where you live and kill half of your family, so the other half grieves for deaths.
Seriously, don't send a single other message, you cunt.
>>27182565
WINRAR
Original comment
>>27182565
Ahh you cheeky cunt.
>>27182565
reeeeeeeeeeee this one sucked you fucking boring cunt
>>27182565
Sent. Now waiting for a reply.
Have another pic of her while we wait
>>27182634
Ask this ladyboy to show you her dick, before it's to late. Trolling while getting trolled is no fun.
We managed to get her to stay so lets keep at it.
6 decides
>>27182693
Shut up, I'll make the demands here! Know your place women.
OP
Say this
I'm a trans woman, but I consider myself a pansexual
Send nudes first
I would skype but I'm busy masturbating right now. Unless you'd be okay with me doing it in front of you?
>>27182693
But first, show me your tatas!
>>27182693
I'm a new learning bot programming by google trying to acquire sentience. Thank you for your cooperation. I will keep a special place for you in my human zoo.
>>27182693
Im only gay for hot trannies like you, now get over here and plug up my butt
>>27182693
I'd love to but i'm shy.
My breath stinks too much.
Still 6 seems like she like gay men
Only if I get to see you naked on cam
>>27182693
We're taking the answers from a /r9k/ thread full of loon 4chan. I'm a big guy for you.
>>27182752
rolli polli olli
orig cumint
What's your chaterbate account?
So you into scat porn or anything bby?
>>27182693
I don't use Skype, it's non-libre closed source software, and only runs on non-free operating systems. Why don't I just give you my number instead?
>>27182693
h-hi, are you a girl?
Winner winner winner
Now we wait
>>27182777
Trips demand it? Or is it 6 for re roll
>>27182777
>>27182544
>>27182533
>>27182511
>>27182500
>>27182355
>>27182166
>>27181888
>>27181788
>>27181722
Got to at least check em out.
>>27182842
Clearly a ladyboy, more interested in you after he found out you're 'gay' ;_;
>>27182848
Truly an ally, my man
Could she be a man? Hmmm
Hate is a strong word
7, Dubs, trips, quads
>>27183042
can you show me your ladyboy benis?
>>27183042
I was just joking m8. but I can get on skype
>>27183042
hey hey, I was just joking! If wish we could have long ans sophisticated conversations, I bet we can talk for hours.
>>27183042
I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. The thing is after I told you that I am gay, which I normally won't do so easily, I thought you would be cool with it. My thought was that you might like it. Sorry for my rude assumptions.
Fine I guess I'll just have to finger my asshole alone :(
>>27183042
ok no I'll just stall it, since you're so cute. what's your skype acc?
Just show me your genitals.
>>27183111
WIN
I
N
>>27183111
Winrar folks
Original comment
Why is /r9k/ so damn smooth all of a sudden?
>>27183240
This is not smooth. This is cringe, OP must have some insane catfish pics for it to have continued this long
>>27183266
>Inb4 OP gets laid thanks to robotrolling
>>27183190
I'm gay but Im also a virgin.Maybe you could make me change my mind before is too late noodle!
>>27183319
Not a chance, if this bitch lays him it is either because she asks for money and he pays, or he is the most beautiful man on the internet for real. No average guy will get a lay off this without cash.
>>27181596
>Philippines
That's not really an achievement man, flip women would literally go for a corpse as long as it's white and has a bank account to his name
>>27183240
Nigga we always been smoov.
Never been confident enough to deliver it.
OP here, if she doesn't respond and this thread closes then I will make another one
>>27183432
We'll keep this place alive nigga, just keep getting more replies ASAP
>>27183432
Batlick bump
She's offline now so I'll just make a new thread when she's back.
Or I'll just continue this one if it's still alive.
>>27183359
Not to mention they arent attractive at all
>>27183383
Keep your jigaboo slang off this board.
And this is how /r9k/ is slowly turning into /b/
>>27183841
Nha homie, don't you know?
We out chea.
We been outchea, you just never knew, cause we civilized.
I know for a fact I wasn't no king.
I was an advisor.
They don't never whack the advisors, we keep low.
Only kingz make enough enemies to get whacked.
you're either getting fished for blackmail, failing to communicate, or gayed at.
>>27181888
>Philippines
yeeeeaaah
