Please excuse me for having a girlfriend. we are both robots, and for the past 4 years shes basically fucked "less than 10" guys, and she thinks thats a low number. She went robot mode now that shes living in a good place, with me. But Now that we are having a loving sexual relationship, she wont suck my dick, or do anything new with me, or wont even try things with me that a woman should do with a man. "i dont want to do doggy because i did it once and i didnt like it" "i sucked a few dicks, and i dont want to right now". "i dont want to ahve sex on the couch, because last time i did i hit my head on the arm". just stupid bullshit that makes her look like fucking used goods.
I Know, because she told me in her own way that im the best sex shes ever had because i fuck her good. But its so fucking annoying that she wont suck my dick because shes "waiting til she wants to". How can you suck TEN DICKS of some pump and dump fucks, and not suck the dick of your loving boyfriend!? What the actual fuck!?
literally 2 seconds from rape
>>27062261
I really wish somebody would post that realman comic about the two robots who get women after they've had fun, and then the women not wanting to do anything sexual with them.
>>27062261
Maybe those 10 other guys weren't demanding creepy controlling weirdos?
tell her what you told us
shes not meeting ur sexual needs so either rape her, give her a chance to change, or go elsewhere
>>27062261
She's not sexually attracted to you and she is using you.
>>27062261
>we are both robots
>>27062261
>we are both robots
>shes basically fucked "less than 10" guys
Lol this was pretty good bait.
>>27062261
how about you actually talk to your partner about these feelings
although I might word it differently women are pretty fragile so her roastie might get a little toasty
>>27062283
maybe you're right. But the stupid thing is, and thats implied since were talking about women here, she wants to be roughed up and tossed around like the whore she is.
>>27062291
Ive already told her that shes a pillow princess, and that she does very little in return compared to what i do for her. But she just wont budge on the stupidest of shit. bitch wont do doggy... how stupid is that?
my sexuality, aside from copious amounts of porn, has been awoken in the past 2 years, and shes got more sexual experience than me. Im not going to be sorry for wanting to explore it fully, while shes already explored all her fun.
>i was raised to wait for sex until you were ready and found someone you loved
>women are just whores
Im not sorry for being raised well.
>>27062515
People will always tell you they don't owe you anything.
Well you don't owe people shit either then.
If she's living with you get her the fuck outta there.
>>27062558
She feels like she owes me, but shes never gonna pay up on her own. I give her 100% dickings. She lays there. Shes always trying to entice me and i take the bait and then she just LAYS there! She took "getting laid" too literally! She always pretends like shes going to do something in bed, but then she doesnt. i ahve this feeling that she has always just laid there for all the other guys too. OR she used to do something more than lay there, and she just lays there for me.
>>27062615
Tell her that shit isn't attractive and if you wanted to fuck a corpse you would just go and fuck a corpse. Honestly I would just blow up the relationship and say stupid shit like "did you just lay there for them too" which is horrible for the mood.
>>27062515
Dude you're asking her aren't you? You have to make her. Want to fuck on the couch? Just seduce her on the couch. Want head just get her horny af and move her head down to your dick. Make her sit on the floor while you chill or something chicks are weird.
She doesn't "want" to do these things she wants you to get her to do them
It seems like you're fucked anyway it you can't handle this simple situation
>>27062674
i Can handle the situation, i just dont want her to cry or some emotional bullshit, to make me look like the bad guy, and plus >>27062283
its a fine grey line. What do you suggest finding a balance with?
>>27062281
I remember seeing that. Just makes me feel worse.
Dump her, tell her that it was a waste time knowing her, and don't say anything else. Keeping any woman is a lot of work so you should only keep one that's worth it.
Ten guys is quite a lot if you're both in your early 20s, but it's not that huge a deal as long as everything else is in good order. What you describe is a shitty woman who doesn't respect you and therefore has no desire to please you. All she's doing right now is taking up your time, preventing you from finding a worthwhile woman.
>>27062261
sigh.. gonna take a break from shitposting to go through this bait.
> we are both robots
no
> shes basically fucked "less than 10" guys
every girl says this. every girl lies. she fucked 10 guys that she cares to remember, then another 20 while drunk that she "doesn't count"..
> a loving sexual relationship
where you don't get what you want but she does. where you compromise because she feels she compromised just by being with you
> i'm the best sex shes ever had
every girl says this and basing your self worth on things that benefit her like money or how good you fuck is straight up cuck territory and something women have manipulated. ie- im such a hero i got stabbed protecting a woman! dont fall for this meme. use her like she uses you and stop giving a fuck what she thinks of you.. her having the power to dictate your self worth like that, begging for doggy treats from your lady.. absolutely pathetic.
>>27062281
i always liked this one :o
>>27063377
Just fucking kill me now, that is exactly just fuck my shit all up nigger cocks mother fuck my ass hole is bleeding
>>27063245
the last thing i want is for sex to be like a doggy treat from my woman. I dont need to be rewarded for not being a shitty person.
the sad thing is that i was a-sexual for the longest time, and i really dont care about sex. its boring and more of a chore to me. but since im having sex with someone that wants to have sex with me, i want to do my best to have fun with it, and NOT sharing your body or a particular activity with me is not having fun if IM doing all the work and get nothing special in return. I dont WANT sex. i dont WANT blowjobs, i want HER to WANT to give it to me.
>>27063377
its hard to face reality
>>27063678
Im the same way, so I guess you are going to have to dump her because she's never going to want to give them to you.
>>27062261
Why are you doing this?
I really don't get what's the goal here.
This is such an obvious made up story.
You realize that you're bullshit fake story is going to make people who are already insecure even more insecure.
Please please please stop
>>27063245
Holy fucking shit
Showe me one fucking statistic that claims women have sex with 6000000 men before there 20.
Nobody I ever met male/female has so much fucking sexual experience.
Most of them not even in there whole life time.
>>27065040
you're a giant faggot. that is all.
>people
stop being so self centered you fucking dipshit faggot. i dont give a fuck about your feelings. suck 7 dicks.
>>27062281
Those comics are fucking worse-than-shit tier. They make me physically sick. Don't post that garbage.
>>27066597
well they're true, so deal with it faggot.
>>27065132
its not statistics, its just the reality of it. women are brainwashed to be promiscuous.
>>27062674
>>27062674
i really would like you to get back to me on this >>27063065
