Robot Exodus
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/wiz/ thread
This thread is dedicated to the discussion and promotion of creating a board exclusively for robots so that the normies may have /r9k/ but the robots may have /wiz/.
/qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/435741
strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
Proposed Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
Exception: Robots who use hookers for sex or were raped/molested
3) No gay threads, but mentioning yourself to be gay is not a bannable offense
4) Nothing designated as Normie-posting
>but what is normie-posting?
Defined as referencing having an active successful social life as well as insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry.
>Are self improvement threads allowed though?
Yes, they are allowed, but still refrain from violating Rule #2
5) In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
6) Do not post pornography that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over, but NSFW posting is allowed with spoilers.
Given how shitty this board is getting, I'm up for it
>>26274956
Sounds perfect honestly
What's the point? The normies will slowly go there over time and it'll be turned to shit just like everything else
>>26274956
Make it happen for fucks sake this is perfect. The real /wiz/ is too slow.
>>26274956
Goodluck getting to normos signing up for this. All they want do is ridicule us so theyre against this idea
>>26275099
The real wizchan is too restrictive as well which is why we need /wiz/ instead.
>>26275092
Everything they do to ruin /r9k/ is banned under the current rules.
THIS IS NEEDED
cumfaggot (bump)
>>26274956
HONESTLY THOUGH THERE SHUOLD BE NO DISCUSSION OF SEX AT ALL
If you oppose the creation of this board you are not a robot and therefore need to gtfo.
>>26275156
why
I can see feel threads referencing the want of sex and passion
Goddamn all of you are fags
>>26275205
Why? You get to keep /r9k/. All yours.
So is everyone generally agreed on the rules?
I think they're loose but still secure enough for us to safely have a board for ourselves
>>26275117
I repeat my question, what the hell is the point? They will just slowly invade somehow and you know it.
Face it, there is no place for all of us other than death.
>Do not post pornography that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over, but NSFW posting is allowed with spoilers.
GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>26275414
It's not a porn board
>>26275376
The rules are in our favor this time
>>26275425
fuck you, what if I want to fap and feel at the same time
>>26275477
Two windows open splitscreen
>>26275425
pink boards are fair game, if you don't like it then make it blue
>>26275414
Agreed
Delete this rule and we have a winner
Yes please make this happen
>>26274956
>No gay threads, but mentioning yourself to be gay is not a bannable offense
what is a gay thread? no porn posting, or no "tfw no bf"?
>>26275376
>They will just slowly invade somehow and you know it.
how? the reason we're invaded in this board is because this was never particularly for wizards and autists
>>26274956
This is needed. It's necessary. Fucking cunts normies they invade everything! And the whores do the same too!
Fucking assfucks..... They are brainless
They don't deserve to live.
The point is that you can't ban people who post things inadequate on a board with so many rules.
> hi I'm femanon
> you are all losers I, Chad have fucked 4 girls last week.
banned. And I absolutely love that. But the Point is that she will be banned on the entire 4chan site...
4chan probably gonna lose some viewers..
YOU think mods gonna like that? Not at all.
This board could be created... But no way it's gonna have that rules. I know it sucks... I mean I hate normies.. I really want to kill them all... Go to a gym and scream ELLIOT IS OUR GOD and kill every single one of those superficially brainless faggot and whores.
But it's hard to happen.
>>26274956
should add "no omegle threads" as a rule
>>26275761
you're a fucking moron
this is an original post please
>>26275832
I'm not that fag but why u think that? I think he's right.
Post arguments.
>>26275874
you don't get banned from all boards unless you break a global rule
how fucking new are you people?
They'll just find us again they always do
I see nothing wrong with this. It's just creating a new board for people who want it. If you don't like it don't post on that board. People always say r9k was never meant to be the board it turned out to be in the first place so maybe that board should exist now?
>>26274956
this is what we all need, robots need their own board.
>>>/qa/435798
OP BTFO
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>>26276009
I thought we weren't allowed to discuss other boards
Daily reminder that OP is butthurt that he can't ban people he doesn't like, so he is pushing for his own board. Naturally he won't do any effort towards making it, so he expects one to be handed to him.
Also OP got banned from wizchan. That's why he is not posting there.
>>26276009
This is such a retarded point, like I can't comprehend why you would think this was a good point unless you were so new to 4chan that you haven't been around for the creation of any boards.
>>26276061
I've never posted on wizardchan.
We want a board that caters to us as a demographic just as /lgbt/ gets a board that caters to their demographic.
It's that simple.
>>26275936
Aaah that.. Yea I noticed that too but I think you are against the other thing he said.
Like killing normies... Because I think it's great.
>>26276092
Don't even reply to this guy. He samefagged this exact point multiple times the last time you made a thread about this too. You can tell because of his shitty writing style and the fact that he's clearly not been browsing 4chan very long. He also samefags his post over both threads, any point he makes in one he will either link to or repost in the other.
>>26274956
>>26276009
Instead of creating an entire new board hiroshima nagasaki could just change the sticky to:
"/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts and women should fuck off. No homo."
And then "hire" mods that actually ban women and blatant porn and homo stuff.
>>26276029
By no means am I supporting/advertising but it's an idea that's relevant to the topic. It's an option that can easily be considered and if taken could end the discussion right now because the content they want is already there on wizchan.
>>26275800
That's technically included in rule 5 but I'll probably have to add in omegle specifically
But yes I agree
>>26276132
I think that's Harder than make a new board.
>>26276169
we'd also have to endure normie-posting
Daily reminder that OP got banned from wizchan and is now butthurt and trying to get his own chan handed to him, where he is mod and he doesn't have to do anything.
>>26276169
Well you would still need a mod that actually maintains the board culture... Look at r9k. It just needs someone with a lot of spare time to relentlessly ban anyone who implies that he's a "fembot" and posts trap/gay threads here instead of /lgbt/.
>>26276250
>a board that bans people based on who they are
>a board that bans over 95% of 4chan users
In what world do you live in where you think this will be handed to you? Make your own subreddit if you don't like wizchan.
>>26276250
robots have nothing but spare time
>>26276230
why are you so upset? it's a win-win for you. us "muh soggy kneest" "racist" "bigoted" robots leave you alone and you get a whole board to do whatever.
>>26276230
>his own chan
you mean board
>where he is mod
that's not how this works. Are you retarded?
>>26276284
If you think this is justified, 4chan also needs:
/black/ where all whites are banned
/girls/ where all boys are banned
/gay/ where all heteros are banned
/30+/ where all under 30 are banned
/trump/ where anyone who doesn't vote for trump is banned
>>26276278
you're only banned if you break the rules
anyone can post.
Girls can post whatever they want as long as it's in accordance to the rules, mi familia. It's just important to specifically separate the female gender from robot culture. They can participate, but they aren't one of us.
>>26276316
>anyone can post
Except girls, or guys who have had sex. Why don't you just admit you want a board called /bananyoneidontlike/ .
>>26276341
The mods aren't goin to pop out of the computer screen and strangle the people posting.
As long as they don't mention having sex or being a woman, people who have had sex or are women can post and participate.
Is it really that hard for you not to brag about your wet hole or having put your dick in a wet hole?
>>26276278
>>26276341
>anyone can post
>Except girls
Do we ask for much?
>>26276341
There's no point replying to retards like you
>>26276316
dude, this >>26276309 >>26276341 guy is posting the exact same points he posted the first time you mentioned this, almost word for word. He clearly hates robots and just wants to stop them from getting a board. Stop replying to this retard. He clearly doesn't even know how 4chan works since he seems to think you're asking for a "chan" that you can be the mod of. He's probably 14.
>>26274956
I agree although I think we should call it /v9k/ instead of /wiz/.
The normies can't stop it
>>26276341
YOU are a Chad cocksucker aren't ya :wink:
oh boy another hug box board?
Fuck off back to tumblr OP
>>26276561
normans just can't comprehend not being wanted
>>26276573
I have the perfect picture for this
Why don't you just improve yourself instead of petitioning for an internet place to enable your degeneracy
Add a no name field in it and we are great
>>26276597
The only thing you proved is that you're too lazy to crop.
>>26274956
Sounds kind of hugboxxy.
>>26276695
This. If tripfags aren't banned then there will be no improvement.
I think the next thing we need to do is really make the rules air tight to reduce confusion, but otherwise I think we're generally agreed upon them.
So far I'm thinking of banning omegle threads and some minor rewording
thoughts?
>>26276807
Why don't the rules ban black people? Everyone knows blacks can't be robots.
>>26276831
This
Also ban the fags. They all have partners and can't be robots
>>26276807
Banning Omegle threads is a minimal change and kind of pointless. Focus on actual important changes like no namefagging.
>>26276898
omegle thread are already against the rules on /r9k/, banning them from the get go is a big deal because it lets /soc/ cancer know they're not welcome.
>>26276831
this.
and we should call the board /kkk/
>>26276924
Well, the new board won't be /r9k/. I find the omegle chat screenshots way funnier and more entertaining and all the fembot threads.
As for the /soc/ related content - stuff like the 'post your face' thread that's up right now should be deleted, certainly. Even if the OP didn't mean to make it /soc/ there is no way for that kind of thread not to end up like /soc/.
Threads like Steam friendships, howevers, should stay. Robots finding each other and fighting loneliness is not such a terrible thing. The trick to avoid avatarfagging and circlejerking in these matters is to
b a n
n a m e f a g g i n g
of any kind.
>>26276597
It's perfect in showing how retarded you are.
/lit/ doesn't ban people who don't read books
/lgbt/ doesn't ban straight people
/gd/ doesn't ban people who aren't graphics designer
You get asked this question over and over again and always evade it. Every board is open to every person, and everyone is welcome to join the discussion. Why should there suddenly be a board where only a tiny fraction of the userbase are welcome and the rest are banned?
There is no board that bans people based on who they are. And you're asking for one that bans people specifically based on your own criteria.
>>26276994
an omegle thread is by definition a /soc/ thread and should not be allowed. steam threads are trash too used exclusively by ERPers, you can ask somebody for their steam if you like talking to them in a thread but steam threads are trash.
>>26276996
it only bans people who bring it up you retard, the point is it's a community for losers so if you bring up not being a loser you will be banned.
>>26276996
>/lit/ doesn't ban people who don't read books
post a thread about tv shows or movies on /lit/ and insult people who read books
>/lgbt/ doesn't ban straight people
make a thread solely for straight people and insult people who are gay
>>26276996
/lit/, /lgbt/ and /gb/ don't typically attract people who aren't interested in these matters because of the way these boards work. /r9k/, on the other hand, is constantly filled with normies who think they can advice robots but only hurt them by showing off their normie experiences.
Being a robot isn't a hobbie or an interested. Being reminded of what we don't have isn't fun. You would know this if you were a robot. Since you aren't, why do you think you would understand the purpose of this new board and have quality input?
>>26274956
ROBOT EXODUS NOW
VIRGIN UPRISING NOW
FUCK ROASTIES FUCK NONVIRGINS LONG LIVE WIZARDS
>>26276996
OH God why you keep sucking Chad's cock... Stop it.
ELLIOT is our God. You understand that?
The problem here is.
I posted a mystery ( that whore who deserves to be brutally raped beated and tortured over and over again, fucking whore) and I got banned 24 hours.
YOU know the reason?
" post b material in r9k, b post belongs to /b/ "
that's the idea.
I'm gonna talk about video games in lit and watch how many minutes spend until got banned.
Let's talk about partys, fitness, ando social, in a board that is for depressed and not normal people.
Fuck off u Chad cocksucker
lol look at all you pathetic losers
(ima girl by the way)
>>26277025
You don't understand. Boards delete posts that are off-topic or if you're an asshole about it you might get banned. Go ahead, post on /lgbt/ right now and mention you're straight. Then post a screenshot of you being banned. Oh wait, you can't.
You're so thin-skinned that you can't even read a single post from someone who's a girl or not a virgin without going completely ballistic. They don't have to insult you, just their presence will flare you up. See, the problem here is not that people post stuff you don't like, but that you have mental issues and haven't seen a therapist.
>>26277159
>a board that is for depressed and not normal people
Which board is that? You're talking about wizchan, right? But we're on 4chan, so I don't see how that is relevant.
>>26277249
If you're concerned with outright banning instead of deleting first, that's a valid opinion.
>You're so thin-skinned that you can't even read a single post from someone who's a girl or not a virgin without going completely ballistic
just as in real life, outcasts seperate themselves from normans like yourself and form friend groups.
We want to seperate ourselves from you and women past puberty are literally incapable of being a social outcast without choosing to be. Just as friend groups of outcasts don't want chads going up to them and insulting them to their face for not being normie or holding non-normie opinions, we want that on /wiz/.
You have /soc/, we will have /wiz/.
>>26277339
why are you still trying to reason with this redditor. His next response is going to be telling you you're just like a SJW and that you don't deserve a "safe space". The boy's a broken record.
>>26277339
Why don't you create a subreddit or 2*4ch for that?
ban undertale pictures too OP
>>26277384
>create a subreddit or 2*4ch
>want to bring the 4chan community from /r9k/ that I like with me
>advertise it
>get banned
>>26277384
Because he's from 4chan
>>26277273
god chads cocksuckers are really that retarded
it was an example if IF the board its created
come back when you complete reading a couple of books of Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, phenomenology of the spirit by hegel ofc. and ofc The Psychopathology of Everyday Life . come back and we maybe can talk without your shitty and limited superficial point of view.
you are nothing but a brainless cunt
aaah god. elliot should be killed you and your family too.
i bet you are fucking jew.
i cant understand how stupid you can be. srlsy.
>>26277399
So there you go, you want the 4chan userbase to be given to you. Good luck with that.
>>26277410
He's not. He's from wizchan, and probably a redditor too. 4chan is new to him, and he thinks he can just get his own board by whining about it enough.
Time to wagecuck
If you choose to make a thread promoting /wiz/ after this one hits the bump limit, please reference this post
>>>/qa/435847
>>26277424
You are either 15, or have the intellect of Forrest Gump. You can't even get basic spelling or grammar correct. Seriously, you are surrounded by posters far more intelligent than you.
this. absolutely. women are scum and whores and should be raped over and over again .
im agree with that.. sounds a little fucked up but its god damn true.
the real cancer are the fucking normies god i hate that people. i dont know why that kind of people are so retarded. you cant have a nice conversation about the life or the society or how sick and decadent is the world..
i think that they should die .....
with that fucking lifestyle they are gonna die stabed by niggers anyway.
>>26277490
english is not my mother language you chad cocksucker. try to learn spanish, french and english at the same time. but i doubt it ...
if elliot is great you can end your empty life talking only 2 more languages.
This desu senpai senpaitachi sama
>>26277432
How do you think new boards are made you fucking idiot
>>26277548
>not fampaitachi
Apply yourself tbchwyf
>>26277556
They are made whenever an angry autist keeps whining that he wants his own board where the rules are exactly what he wants and he gets to ban everyone who doesn't agree with him.
>>26274956
What about "gf" saying you have one should be a ban able offense
Also can we ban normiefrog and wochad?
>>26277507
Elliot is so proud of you :')
thats exactly how we robots, original robots think!
cheers to you space robot!
>>26277613
so you just want no new boards to be made ever?
If we do this we have to make posting Pepe and Wojak a bannable offense. They are Normie memes now.
>>26277641
yea i .... i think thats what he means
I like it, is it possible for our newly created memes to spread to other chans though? I fear of normalization of our memes
Im pretty sure that there is more robots that would like a board that there are people on /po/ /out/ and /diy/
its needed.
theres no colateral damage
this will be the mix between
soc fit and /b/
and the robots move out to the new board.
everybody wins.
>>26277657
Hey how are you doing Reddit?
>>26274956
normies will get there anyway,this is pointless
>>26274956
Hahahaha this is just pathetic
If you faggots get /wiz/ can we still reeeeee? I like reeeeeeing
>>26278181
Thanks for proving his point
>>26278262
Have you tried tumblr? I am sure you can find a 'safe place' there :)
>not just making that stuff /r9k/ rules and banishing all normalfags and fem""bots"" to /soc/ where they belong
>>26274956
Good, the people who are content to hate themselves and live a sad life can go there while the rest of the normies and I can keep the redeemable robots here to help them and actually have a good time
>>26278326
this.
Hiro-senpai please look at this. Instead of creating new board just remove women and fags from r9k.
God i miss /q/
