>you will never be a cool teenage protagonist
>you realize no one has ever tried to impress you
>>25778315
Y ur so crual
>you will never know what is was like to be an intelligent high school dropout in the 80s
>you will never feel the magic of playing runescape as a kid ever again
>You'll never be the cool older party member who makes a valiant sacrifice that saves everyone else.
I just want my inevitable death to mean something.
>you will never live in a world where everyone is equally attractive
>you will never be able to fantasize about your high school teachers again while you are in their class
>>25778415
can confirm, fired up OSRS and it was shitty
>>25778415
osrs is shit, play rs3 its the real robot community. OSRS is what tumblr girls and every streamer play
>tfw cooking rocktails on a portable range
Like, half of these I feel pretty often: https://www.youtube.com/user/obscuresorrows
Speaking of, that place is pretty good at giving you a bunch of sadness you never had, or at least could never describe. I'd recommend not going there if you're feeling down.
>you will never be the boss right before the final boss that is actually much harder then the final boss
>you will never force the PCs to step up their game to a whole new level or get completely wiped.
>you will never have theme and battle music so epic that raises goosebumps in people in the next room
>will never be featured in hypothetical death battles argued over by nerds and poorly animated on youtube and newgrounds.
>>25779581
Jesus Christ I never knew i wanted this
>>25779581
Minus the dying part, that would be awesome
>You will never be part of the cool main character group
>You will never see all the sorrow over your death (assuming there would be any)
>you will never be a protaganist-turned-villain of a video game series who isn't really evil and has solid and arguably valid reasons for his actions who squares off against the new protaganist who replaces you and dies in battle against his party, giving an amazing heartfelt monologue before dying
>people on 4chan will never debate about who the real hero of the series was and post things like "Anon did nothing wrong"
>you will never be an attractive surfer boy living in California in the 50s and early 60s
>tfw in the low population area you live in, you will never find another competent and qt but well educated occultist gf to teach sexual magick to
Why would you want to be a normie protagonist, when you can be the one-and-only true robot protagonist?
>you will never have a band of wheelchair-bound cougars lusting for your cock
>Will never start off as a traveling equipment NPC that has all the rarest loot and helps build powerful custom shit for the heroes
>You will never get a spin off adventure game where you hunt down artifacts and rare items
>You will never make a living adventuring in general
>>25782273
Now imagining a wheelchair girl pop band performance and trying to contain my lols.
>ywn have a loli who is curious about sex and does everything you tell her
>>25782436
oomph oh shit
jamo
>>25782436
Not obscure at all.
>you will never go through school as a normal kid in all mainstream classes.
>>25782436
That is a pretty common feel in these parts.
>you will never relive the greatness of the 1990s
>you will never be the dictator of a small politically isolated militarized nation.
>you will never go on an adventure with 3 of your friends
>>25781969
I can't believe someone else wrote this.
Been haunting me ever since this Spongebob episode
>you will never be a buff vampire hunter that saves maidens and whips dracula to fucking death
>you will never be an ace pilot that fights an alien fleet with epic music playing in the background
>you will never be spider-man or any other superhero
>tfw you will never attend a college party
>you will never be the absolute monarch of a small island nation
>you will never take a hot steaming dump on bae
>i really miss pulling out my baby teeth
>you will never be the god-like overlord of the island from Lost
>>25778503
>that picture
holy shit
>you will never hear an obscure song on the radio and spend years trying to figure out what it is
>>25778315
>sanic
i think you need to kill yourself.
>>25779345
it was fun as fuck when you first played it, which is his point. fuck off retarded tripfag, go learn to fucking read.
>>25783964
I did that. I turned down 4 girls. It still hurts.
Why were you so fucking retarded past me? Every fucking chance to go to normie city you fucking fucked it up. I hate you so fucking much and I'm glad I killed you last fall you self important prick.
>you will never be exiled from your home country for being so politically disruptive
>>25784642
I know this feel. When you find it, you feel melancholy as fuck.
>>25784682
>turning down hot college girls while there are kissless virgins on r9kand starving children in Africa
>You will never be a NYC comedian in the late 90s early 2000s
>You will never be a regular on tough crowd and opie and anthony
>>25782372
I really want a game where I get to play as the merchant from RE4.
Holy shit I was sad when Leondidn't take the merchant with him when they escaped at the end.
>>25778315
>get carded by asian lady at walgreen's
>still have a chance of being a shonen hero
never give up senpai
>>25778415
>tfw you will never have the joy of adventuring a whole world with your online friends again
