>There were Romans who saw their own civilisation descend into degeneracy
>The world was too Brutal for some of them
>They felt painful Roman feels
>Some of them etched these feels into stone walls
>2,000 years later, their fellow modern robots would read these feels
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
whats the admin login page and password?
>tfw ill never be a TRVE roman
when will rome attain it's formal glory?
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
i know that feel bro
>>25473287
Some of these feels are such simple feels. They just want to share things, but they have no one to share with, so they graffiti the walls.
>1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times
>>25473077
>10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
POO IN LOO
>II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'
literally shitposting
>>25473077
Tfw you will never literally shit post on a Roman public bathroom wall.
Pass the sponge bro.
That one basilica seems to have been Roman 4chan.
>Whoever buggers a fire burns his penis
>Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want, it's your right.
RAPE THE MAIDS!
>Let everyone in love come and see. I want to break venus's ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess's loins. If she can pierce through my soft chest, why can't I smash her head with a club?
Hi Roman Elliott.
>O walls, you have held so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.
I think we can all understand that sentiment.
not Roman but >tfw
Many of these people had feels to share, but no one to share them with. So they shared their feels on public walls, hoping that anonymous strangers would read them and relate to them.
Floronius, Privileged soldier of the 7th legion was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion."
Fucking chad
>>25473950
>implying
V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle); 4289: Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls
>Celadus the Thracian
>Chad Thundercock
it's like pottery
that graffiti shitpost
ROMA
O
M
A
> 2000 years later
Rome didn't fall until 476 AD, still a few hundred years to go. 2000 years ago Rome was at it's absolute height and everyone was livin' the good life.
lrn2history scrub.
>IX.8.11 (triclinium of a house); 5251: Restitutus has deceived many girls.
kek, what did he do?
>>25474128
>ashktually
>(bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
These 2 men died 2000 years ago, but still...
L-london?fuck you robot
VII.6.35 (Brothel of Venus; on the Vico dei Soprastanti opposite the Vicolo del Gallo); 1645: May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!
Even in the Roman Empire, you don't shit talk another man's waifu.
VII.7.5 (House of Rana); 4783: Some of you patricians are alright, don't go to the Circus Maximus tomorrow.
> Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
kek they're just shitposting
>>25474357
kek of the year 2016
>If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
Followed by
>NORMII GET OVT
What do you think was going through the heads of the Romabots when the Goths and Vandals sacked Rome
>all the graffiti mentioning shitting
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
Samius: kill urself my man
>>25474434
Same thing europeans think about refugees today
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose)
>>25473077
House of Cosmus and Epidia; right of the door); 6702: Aufidius was here. Goodbye
Think it was a suicide note?
>>25474193
Yeah, fuckin' actually. Congrats on being an uneducated fuckwit. Do you take joy in being wrong?
>>25474487
Stamps on jars of garum
2569: Kosher garum
>>25473077
Kek, why are so many about not shitting in random places? Is India the New Rome?
>>25473814
Its like us.
>>25473497
>>25473287
there's something very endearing about these
>Let everyone in love come and see. I want to break Venus' ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess' loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can't I smash her head with a club?
For the uneducated, Venus was the goddess of love.
R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R
lel
>>Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
>>You will never go out whoring with your close pal
Fuck you Catholicism
>>25474589
R O M A
O
M
A
>>25474581
>If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can't I smash her head with a club?
God, I know this feel romanbro
>Secundus likes to screw boys
>>25473813
That last one gave me the feels.
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing
>>25474128
Mount Vesuvius erupted 2000 years ago.
Who's the scrub now nigga.
>>25474503
stop it Pertti
I remember seeing an image of some graffiti in Eqypt.
Basically, 3 Gauls wrote their names, and that they visited that place.
Fucking tourists, go back to Gaul! (Celtic modern day France)
>I have buggered men
> Phileros is a eunuch!
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
literal shitposting, I wonder if thousands of years from now, there will be people reading through our writings
>>25473715
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye wondrous femininity!
damn right it was
>>25474712
>there will be people reading through our writings
Probably, most of our posts will be lost, but perhaps some server will survive and future generations will have a glimpse of our era.
>>25474503
kek, who the fuck gets this mad over someone not knowing when exactly Rome fell?
I wonder if they had memes.
>>25474712
Humans won't exist in 150 years, let alone thousands.
>>25474721
This should be a warning sign, but we aren't heading it.
>tfw you realise you were a roman robot in one of your past lives
>>25474712
I don't see 4chan existing 20 years from now desu
>>25474829
Imagine being reincarnated as a lonely robot doomed to die alone for all eternity.
>>25474829
>tfw it doesn't get better
>If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
FUCKINGUS NORMUS
So walls were like the ancient version of 4chan? They're ancient shitpoats
>>25474851
with the amount of screenshots, pastas, and archives around, 4chan's mark has been made on the internet and wont be erased till skynet comes online, whether the site is up or not
>>25473813
there was a thread on /his/ involving this where we were discussing medieval memes
>>25474777
It's not that we don't know, it's pretty obvious that 2000 years ago is an easy way to say how many years ago the Roman era was, we aren't talking literally about the year 16 AD.
>>25474434
>Rome expands as it i Pagan
>Christianity legalized
>Rome collapses
ya, and the Christians keep saying that they were what made Rome great
>>25474851
Me neither, but if somehow the stuff we have could be archived it would be possible
of course, it's not physical like the stone carvings
but the idea that long after I'm gone I'll still be able to affect someone, even if just by a quick laugh or basic acknowledgement of my words, makes me happy
>A small problem gets larger if you ignore it.
>Once you are dead, you are nothing
I didn't want to feel tonight
>>25474902
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMANUM DELENDA EST
>(House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door: "Secundus defecated here" three times on one wall.
He is literally saying he was shitposting.
II.2.1 (Bar of Astylus and Pardalus); 8408: Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life.
>tfw no lover to live a honeyed life with
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
is this the roman equivalent of "don't stick dick in crazy"?
>>25474953
The implication is the opposite. Rome got weak and therefore it adopted the religion created by the weak, the jews and the likes.
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1797: No young buck is complete until he has fallen in love
>tfw incomplete
>>25473287
That's my birthday too.
>tfw thousands of years before you were born a gladiator was making bread
>>25475073
tfw birthday is april 18th
couldve joined your meming
>>If you are able, but not willing, why do you put off our joy and kindle hope and tell me always to come back tomorrow. So, force me to die since you force me to live without you. Your gift will be to stop torturing me. Certainly, hope returns to the lover what it has once snatched away.
that fucking feel tho
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1951: Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this
pls
R O M A
O
M
A
>>25475180
Romans got stood up too
>>25473077
quality post OP. i love you
"The one who buggers a fire burns his penis. "
Official catchphrase of 2016!
Lol wrong Pepe
>>25475624
modern translation: "don't fuck redheads"
>>25473077
Shit, Pompeii. Fuckers didn't know what was coming.
Hey, any future robots, if you are reading this, does America get fucked up any time soon? If so, how about you warp your spaceship through space/time and tell me about life after me. Even if we don't die, I'd love to chat with you guys. I need to talk to someone badly. Be my friends, future bots. Time is in post, meet me 10 seconds afterwards.
>>25475716
>tfw futurebots never came.
>>25474128
Wasn't the height of Roman power during the Nerva-Antonine dynasty in the second century? When Commodus became emperor is when one traditionally considers the start of the empire's decline.
I swear to god we had this same exact thread three years ago.
>>25475716
Visit me next, fucker. No doubt they've invented painless, easy ways to die in the future. Send some of that good shit my way.
>>25473077
>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
CHAD
>>25475751
>>25475716
Maybe they didn't have the ability/tech come to our time.
What if they're sitting there much like we are, reading our shit posts, and realizing that we aren't much different?
>>25475823
No they're probably looking in horror, wondering how we survived without our robot GFs or VR waifus.
>>25475904
>robot GFs or VR waifus.
God, I hope I live to see this. Even if I can't afford one, I'll enjoy watching women be replaced.
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the streat); 8898: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
CLADIUS OF THROCIAN BUGGERED OFF
>>25475815
No, that wasn't by Chaddivs. That was from some beta provider who was a KHV until a single mom roastie started sleeping with him and he put her on a pedestal.
>>25475117
>In the future people are gonna read our posts
>People will be sharing our feels and laughing at our shitposting
>History books will be talking about baneposting
>Despite being completly useless and quickly forgotten by the world someone will read all of this one day
>They will feel what we feel now as we would feel those feels together even though we will be already no more for decades or centuries
>World won't ever change
>They will read this very thread, this very post and see that even two thousend years ago we were already reading feels from two thousend years ago and feeling what they felt and what will future people feel as we feel this now
>Everything is in cycle, the feels will just repeat themselves over and over again
>There is no escape
Hi person reading this in 4016, I hope future is brighter than I think it will be, that you're all happy there and safe from harm and those awful feels.
Please, don't forget about us as everyone will, no one remembers us even when we live so propably nothing changed after our death, I hope that you will remember us at least for the next 30 minutes beacuse only those forgotten are truly dead.
>>25476103
Humanity never changes. The feels are forever.
>>25474973
Secundus, the absolute mad man
>>25476103
Well said, anon. Well said.
>>25476103
Hey guys. I hope, really hope. That you are still white.
daily reminder that the byzantines were not and never will be considered trve romans
>>25476103
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliotheca_Alexandrina
>The BA maintains the only mirror and external backup of the Internet Archive.
Lets archive this these threads on the Internet Archive then, onii-senpai.
>>25476607
Nevermind >>25476660
It's hopeless.
>>25476491
Naw, 10 to 1 these posts will be read by some gook. Hi gook brobot from the future!
>>25473077
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
>VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant
how many denarii would you bet that he isn't the father?
>>25473588
Gaius and Aulus seem like cool dudes, I'd hang with them.
Fuck Lesbianus though. Some things never change.
>>25475073
holy fuck what a feel that is
>>25477372
What a cvck
>>25473077
VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
>youll never have a gf as pretty as the god of fertility and sex
>>25477504
tfw no pvre roma gf
>>25473077
II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
fucking alpha as fuck, the original chad
>>25477504
>gloating about your GF being prettier than Venus
well no wonder Pompeii got destroyed, you NEVER diminish the gods
>>25473077
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1812: Caesius faithfully loves M......
>>25474279
Is no one else gonna comment on this? It's the same meme
>>25473077
holy crap
It feels so weird knowing those people lived thousands of years ago, yet I can relate to them so so much. I don't know what these feels are, but I'm okay with it
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>mfw ancient bisexual mgtows
What the fuck happened to the naming system? Why are people named Secundus anymore? Now we have like 500 people named mike
>>25477789
The Bible happened.
>>25477789
the english happened
roman names are a fucking mess though
>>25473077
>Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana
>tfw no gf
There is a backup in Utah
>>25477789
>Why are people named Secundus anymore?
You are that this literally means 'The Second Smith' as opposed to 'John Smith', meaning, 'the second child'? You want that back?
>>25477856
more like
>Vibius misses Urbana, chads hiding his banana.
Someone better archive this thread. Its golden.
>>25473077
>Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths);
10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
Yep, they are us in the past alright.
>>25478239
fuck i wish i was a roman
>>25477887
Source, onii-senpai?
>>25478259
Me too friend... playing Rome I and Rome II total war gave me so much feels.
>>25478198
There was already a thread like this on eight chan.
Look up "ancient shitposting."
>>25477789
Roman names are fucking terrible though.
There's 17 first names total for both genders with a couple weird first names for foreign people or a couple important families.
There are 128 middle names (again for both genders)
Last names are the only ones that had any creative freedom, and most of the time you were named after your job, your parents, or some aspect of your physical appearance.
>>25478239
>Gaius and Aulus
Those two guys were probably Gaius and Aulus, those two fucking awesome bros.
who else
/THIRTEEN
THIRTEEN
THIRTEEN/
here
>>25478368
>most of the time you were named after your job, your parents, or some aspect of your physical appearance
To be honest it's exactly the way it is now.
>>25478402
>>25478368
(Agree with your point on few first names though.)
>>25474851
NSA has complete records that they'll release to the public one day.
>>25473077
>tfw not born in the most glorious Empire to exist
>tfw you'll never be a trve Roman
>>25474973
Secundus also liked to screw little boys
>>25474851
Someone should print the most relevant threads, make a book and send a copy to every big library in the world
>>25478519
Life probably sucked for most plebeians most of the time. All our records of Roman living were obviously written by patricians.
>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>>25478395
>Pullo detected
Get back in formation you drunken brute.
>>25479155
Gaius and Aulus
Bros
