If I had the power to shapeshift, this is what I would do
>Stalk a lonely NEET virgin
>Find out where he lives and his favorite female celebrity/waifu
>One day just show up in his room, as that character/person, totally naked
>Fuck him hard
>Let him nut on my face
>Transform back into my original robot form
>"You just fucked a guy you faggot"
>Transform into Stan Lee and cockslap him unconcious
>Steal his computer
>Run away
Also ITT what would you do with shapeshifting powers
>having a guy bust his nut on your face
>having a guy fuck you also
>calling said guy a faggot
I admire your logic OP, even if it makes no fucking sense
>>25343676
I don't know, think that's the ultimate plan, can't top that
I'd shapeshift into a 10/10 male and suck a dude off and when he cums in my mouth I transform back to me (a 3/10 at best) and then call him a total fag
>change to the trump
>rule america
This has actually already happened.
>>25343838
>the ultimate pain
FTFY
Damn.
>>25343676
Id turn into the scienfically proven perfect male with a 9x6.3 cock then procede to slay million of women by just existing.
Then I commit a crapton of crimes and after everytime Ill change my face and finger prints.
>>25343676
I'd transform into my waifu and stay that way
>>25343676
shapeshift into air and disapear
>>25344062
Can't really fault you for that. Would be nice to be someone that thousands of people adore.
>>25344108
>Shapeshift into air
>Fly into his anus
>Sit there for years until he finally goes out on a date
>Right when he leans in for the ugly sweaty kiss, flee from his asscheeks at maximum speed
>He farts and shits himself
>tfwnogf.jpg
>>25343676
I would be grateful if that happened to me I swear to god
I can easily justify it not being gay to myself afterwards I think
>>25344838
Well technically its not. You /did/ bang a girl.
>>25343676
Turn into someome who was happy
>>25343676
Nigga, you gay as fuck. /lgbt/ is that way, faggot
>>25343676
I'd become Alberto Barbosa and blow up /int/ with shitposts after pasting a time stamped photo.
>>25345192
haha that would be pretty good
>>25345208
>turn into Tom Brady /sp/
>turn into Peter Jackson and destroy /tv/
>turn into Trump and destroy /pol/
>turn into Hiroshimoot and post time stamped nudes of myself covered in cum
I'd overload the servers and finally let this meme website die.
>>25343676
I'd impersonate the key members of the Democrat party and destroy it from the inside.
>>25344838
Who would they shapeshift into for you?
>>25345058
>themfeels
I would turn into a little girl, take pics of myself then return to normal self to fap
>>25345597
If he doesn't answer soon Im going to show up as Pico by default
>>25343923
It would be worth it just to have Misaki sit on my face, even if only for a second.
>>25343676
>stalk a robot
So you'd just look into a window all day?
I would become a magical girl capable of granting other people shapeshifting powers
A futa magical girl with a detachable penis.
>>25343676
>morph into niggers
>rob enough banks to be loaded for life
>morph into chad
>bangs stacys and impregnate them with my ugly genes
>morph into different chad when its time to go to court
>repeat all the while enjoying a life of undeserved wealth
I would kidnap my exgf's current bf. Torture him to learn his mannerisms and character, learn extensively about his past. I would then kill him and take his form then live as him for the rest of my life so that i could be good to her forever like i should have.
>>25346386
>Torture to get legitimate answers
Nice one
> transform into a qt
> bang a bunch of dudes
> at the end i turn back into a dude and call them all fags
> shuffle away with my pants around my ankles
I'd bring back the "Paul is Dead" Beatles Myth
>transform into Paul McCartney like in picrelated
>give some nigger millennial who doesn't know who I am $50 to kick my ass
>get naked and run around streets of New York screaming "I'm the real Paul! I'm the real Paul" until I get arrested
>when media hears my story they'll want an interview for sure
>tell them that "one day in 1966, after spending some time with the boys at the studio I was on my way home when all of a sudden I felt something hit me really hard on the back of my head"
>convince everyone that the Paul McCartney they know and love is an imposter and tried to murder me to steal my fame
>watch shitstorm ensue
>kek all the way home
Next week I'd come back as John Lennon
>>25346100
Or just masturbate while you're female, then go back to male to cum to your own video
Also, infinite money seeing as you could be in any porno, as any person/anime
>>25343676
>turn into Jesus
>initiate the second coming
>command all Christians to destroy every mudslime and kike in the world
>usher in the greatest crusade in human history
>>25347134
Honestly this sounds like the most fun.
America seems to be gung-ho about Christianity.
I really wonder what the president would do if jesus came back and literally made an official announcement.
>"Kill the muslim idolators with no prejudice, it is my father's will"
Verbatim
>>25343676
You think any of us would actually have a problem with fucking a guy? A shapeshifting guy?
You must be stupid OP.
>>25343676
>implying I wouldnt fuck you senseless afterwards, collar you, and make you my shapeshifting onahole
Dumb degenerate
>>25347180
It would be fucking amazing, at the very least.
I'd turn into a cute shota boy and have fun at cons :3
>>25347495
>Shapeshift into a gnat and vanish
>Shapeshift into a rhinoceros and stampede you
Your plan seems to have some issues
>>25347579
>implying shapeshifting will allow you to gain or lose mass
Retard
>>25347568
Infinite pussy for you. Or dicks, if that's what you're going for
>>25347632
I-I just want friends desu ;_;
>ywn shapeshift into an elvish dickgirl and rape the shit out of every Stacy you find.
Kill me
>>25347671
Purehearted anon, I apologize for my assumption. If I get the power to grant shapeshifting, I'll visit you first.
>>25343676
were you watching american dad too, OP?
>>25347800
Thank you, Anon-kun :3
I would Shapeshift into Obama, show up at BLM protest with a glock in my waistband, then start shooting at Cops.
>>25343676
>>25343676
>if I had the power to shapeshift
wouldn't that technically mean immortality, since I could constantly shapeshift into something younger
>keep it a secret
>shapeshift myself slightly to give me an edge physically e.g. taller, look better, stronger
>occasionally shapeshift into a grille and whore around or tease robots
>when I get older, disappear, shapeshift into someone new and begin a new life
>repeat
Just be a cat. Really, that's all I'd like.
>>25346306
Excellent plan.
>>25348229
I need more info. Do you want to be a pet cat? Alley cat? Wild cat?
>>25349068
Domesticated cat boy.
>>25349160
Not bad. Sounds like a pretty chill life, actually.
>>25349068
Actual poster you were responding to. I'd be a tortie. They really are top tier.
>>25349359
Had to google it because I know jack about cats.
I was pleasantly surprised, good pick anon.
