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another slow day for britfeel edition
Maximum rape
>>25318138
>>hurr it's ok I haven't used it
Fuck this, the amount of times customers have brought back a gift card and ask for a refund and I say I can't, we don't refund gift cards and vouchers incase they've been used and then they get offended when you say I don't know if you haven't used it though. One woman asked if I was calling her a liar and I said you very well might be, as if I've known her for years and we were close pals or some shit
Go on then you bellend, considering you went to the effort.
>>25318230
Walk on, paki.
>>25318233
Non-retail slave here. Do you not have any means to see if they've been used? Perhaps a barcode you can scan? If that's not a thing then you should suggest it.
>>25318230
Ok bye now.
>>25318198
no idea mate you got a link to it?
>>25318269
Nah, it was years ago too. I just remember even normie forums getting mad about it, kek.
>>25318230
What's the matter mate? If you're too bitter to even appreciate these threads then you're either not British or you're beyond saving.
>>25318248
>>25318265
>>25318290
>goes to anon website
>chooses slowest board
>same 5 people narrate their mundane lives
sage
>>25318264
They have a thing that needs to be scratched off but you have to scratch it off to see if it works. They usually just say the voucher won't work online which we can't prove
listening to rage against the machine, reminds me of my angsty teenage years. still the best rap metal band i know
>>25318230
>stops you ruining the rest of the board I guess.
hahaha
r9k is absolute rubbish outside of britfeel and a couple other occasional threads
this board was ruined a long time
Listening to Michael Jackson...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As
If you saw someone that looked like Michael Jackson in the street and it was their real face you'd beat the shit out of them right? Why the fuck would you want to look like that?
>>25318325
We're having... a good... time...?
Seriously, fuck off.
>>25318328
That's no reason you can't have a barcode that checks a database to see if it's been redeemed / what the balance is. Suggest it nigga.
>>25318346
The man was mentally ill and had a fixation on Diana Ross.
He wanted to BE her hence all the plastic surgery.
>>25318325
Fail to see problem besides you.
>>25318383
Idk senpai, it's a big company, someone would have thought of it first and theres probably a reason it's not there
>>25318434
At my place we get a percentage of the savings our ideas generate.
Dumb executives that don't know how to use their Iphones don't know shit, that's all I'm saying.
>>25318383
I'm sure the multi-billion pound company which has its gift card system contracted out to another multi-billion pound company has never thought of that before
Lads, what are your opinions on males with earrings or other piercings?
I dislike them because my dad hated them, but now I think of it I don't really know why
>>25318481
Mostly cunts.
All my friends vape and I'm thinking of getting one to fit in but I don't want to be made fun of by people
>>25318481
theres no reason to wear an earing, it serves no purpose other than to be edgy.
>>25318476
And yet the fella that posted that is in the retarded situation he's in. Nothing wrong with a fresh pair of eyes.
>>25318502
>Pissing away money on literal smoke to fit in
Sure go right ahead
Anons;
we're sat here narrating our lives on /britfeel/ every fucking day... why are we anonymous? It makes no sense. We all think we have friends out there but actually we don't because no one knows who we really are. I'm one step away from becoming a tripfag just so you fucks can recognise me. Thoughts?
>>25318553
Don't do it.
>superdooperoriginal
>>25318502
I used to vape and might get another one in the new year... got crazy hooked on it though, went through about two tanks of liquid in a day. It's nice and relaxing though.
>>25318546
Protip: They don't want you to return the gift card so they will throw up as many walls as they can to stop you from doing it.
Besides what's the problem, just spend the damn gift card instead, either way you can spend that money.
I'm going to the pub. Nobody offered a viable alternative to Thatchers so that's what's happening. Back soon.
>>25318582
yeah but, man, it sucks not being able to identify the lads on here...
- David
>>25318584
>>25318502
I just bought my first vape today, so I'm pretty biased.... I wouldn't buy a vape just to fit in, but if you want one go for it
I bought mine to quit smoking because I've quit 4 or 5 times but always pick it back up like an idiot, I'm hoping the vape will help with that.
>>25318546
>>25318599
It's a data protection issue
The company that's contracted to do the gift cards can't allow a random supermarket access to their transaction database to check if a card's been used.
>>25318664
>The company that's contracted to do the gift cards can't allow a random supermarket access to their transaction database to check if a card's been used.
No different to a balance inquiry that the supermarket can look at
>>25318553
Most people here pseudo-trip anyway with avatars and gimmicks posters
Weather report says rain most of the night tonight lads might have to sail to the shops tomorrow
>>25318726
According to my Smartwatch its always 13 degrees celcious and slightly cloudy or at least that's what it has been reporting since I got it.
druank as fuck listening to deftones lads
>>25318614
Pay enough attention and you learn who a few are.
Not trying to fight but; why should the board change instead of you finding another board where namefagging is standard?
>>25318230
No brit would ever say this,
brits would understand the camaraderie you get from the absurdity of telling people on an image board you were going to the shops/chippy/kebab shop
on that note, I am actually off to the kebab shop
>>25318769
Mate you really need to find a new bandassuming you're the lad that's posted about deftones before here
>>25318857
I had a kebab earlier anon.
I had mine with a naan and salad.
I'm one of those naan>pitta bastards.
>>25318885
i am that guy. m8, i listen to a vast variety of bands. especially rock and metal bands. when i'm drunk i always gravitate towards deftones, or anything heavy.
>>25318914
me too lad, donnerwhat is kofte and how is it different, I don't know this paki shit
>>25318553
I filter all tripfags and namefags.
>>25318914
STOP BUYING OFF PAKI'S
SAVE THE UK
>>25319040
is chinese ok ? what fucking takeaways aren't run my immigrants
>>25319040
BUT THE'RE SO TASTY
>>25319001
Kofte is turkish IIRC, it's a roll of mince done over a charcoal grill to order rather than rotating tower of meat.
So it's more like a burger texture than the sliced meat texture of donner. It's pretty good/10 and what I'm about to get.
>>25319028
yea but since nobody knows who you are, who gives a fuck.
>>25318971
Here do you like Devy? Not his new shit though
>>25319104
sounds pretty good desu might get it next time
>>25319127
i've only listened to ghost. been tempted to download addicted numerous times
>>25319064
Chinese is fine, pakis and niggers are the real problem, and chip shops are usually white
>>25319226
If you're gonna listen to anything try ocean machine
>>25319266
>chip shops are usually white
don't deliver though senpai
>>25318230
>'alright lads, just gonna shops haha'
>'fucking pakis right lads'
>'Im bored lads'
"i'm dead inside lads haha"
Lads would it be weird going to a concert alone? None of my mates are into my music and the one girl who would be game is going see 5 Seconds of Summer instead since they're playing the same day and they're her favourite band
need to bring passport and driving licence forms for a job interview tomorrow
should i carry them in a plastic bag or what?
>>25319379
What's the band lad?
>>25319379
Its probably less weird as you can pretend your friends got separated or something
>>25319379
what kind of concert? if it's one with a mosh pit, arrive so you avoid the shit bands at first then just jump in lad
>>25319379
depends how big the show is
>>25319379
>Lads would it be weird going to a concert alone?
Not unless it's a kids band or something.
>>25319396
Get a leather passport holder from any post office and you should keep your driving license in your wallet anyway.
>>25319413Neck Deep, don't judge me too hard mate
>>25319419
There'll probably be 100 or so people, so it's not like it would be hard to find them if I say I lost them
>>25319447
it's the paper counter parts i'll be taking
>>25319451
Then just get drunk and sit around listening the music man, who cares
>>25319379
Just do it lad, otherwise you turn into one of us types who only go out for supplies
>>25319451
>There'll probably be 100 or so people, so it's not like it would be hard to find them if I say I lost them
just go and if people ask you who you're with (dunno why they would) just say your friends were meant to show up but didn't. might end up with a girl taking pity on you or something.
>>25319307
just listened to the first few tracks from biomech, will give it a download at some point
>>25318325
kill urself senpai
originall comment very original
>go out drinking with classmates
>one of the hot girls is sat with me for much of the night
>we're actually talking and having fun, she's laughing etc
>she buys me two drinks throughout the night
>at one point she randomly starts massaging my thigh
>I laugh because I'm super ticklish so she says "Calm down [anon], you don't have a semi do you?"
>"Oh [girl], I always have a semi"
>we're both laughing and she grabs a straw then starts poking my crotch with it, asking where it is
>later we're all playing truth or dare
>it's my turn; I ask for truth and right away she asks how big my dick is
>tell her and she says "I think I'm gonna need proof"
>at one point I tell her that if I get drunk enough, I might tell her a secret that only 3 other people know
>she starts trying to get it out of me
>she's smiling playfully and is like "Ooooh is it that you've masturbated to me?"
>at one point I go outside and walk around for like half an hour
>I come back and she's like "[Anon], I thought you had gone! Come on let's go dance together!!"
>at another point she was laying down with her head resting on my lap
Am I... am i gonna make it?
Alcoholics please email me[email protected]
>>25319636
Now she thinks you are gay and that being gay was your secret. Way to cock block yourself
>>25319636
>"I think I'm gonna need proof"
"Is there somewhere quiet we can go then"
That's all you woulda had to say
Fk sake, no you're not gonna make it
>>25319680
But she knows I'm not gay; her and I have already talked about it. Plus I can't remember the exact order of events but I do know that some of the lewd stuff was happening even after I told her there's a secret.
Also the next day she was messaging me on fb a lot more than usual and I was getting full replies instead of the usual "haha yeah"
>>25319751
It was in a mega busy bar, both our homes were over an hour away, and I was sitting on a nice comfy sofa.
I'm not expecting everything to happen at once but surely these are steps in the right direction....
>>25319379
Not at all mate I went to see Bad Religion on my own a couple of months ago because I don't have any friends but if you like the band it will be fun
>>25319663
why?
original commento
So i just found out that the reason I've been explosively shitting since I headed back to my folk's place for christmss wasn't due to some bug, or the undercooked turkey or just some piss poor luck.
No, it's because the fucking omelettes me mam has been making have been made with eggs that went off on the 28th of last fucking month.
I've got no idea how she didn't notice that they were off when shs was working with them. The only reason i noticed wss because they tasted of nothing but oil and ham as per usual.
I can't fucking wait until im back at my flat. I had forgotten how shot it wad here
>>25319636
>not making a move
You blew it mate whatever she saw in you she'll think you're gay/a pussy now and won't be interested
>>25319819
I just want to talk to other people who drink a lot.
>>25318553
Tripfags just cause arguments about tripfags on every board
>>25319846
Jesus christ i can't even type properly since im shaking on the fucking toilet
>>25319853
About what?
blox
>>25319847
Nah, it wasn't really a good time to make a move and besides, she got kinda upset later in the night and the girls were comforting her so eh
>>25319894
anything.
i'm so lonely.please talk to me ;_;
>>25319149
Definitely has more flavour than donner in my experience
>>25319266
Can't say I have a problem with anyone who keeps serving food till 3am, based imho
white brits never do that
>>25319943
come live with me
i'm lonely too
from this day i vow to stop fapping to porn
wish me luck lads
>>25320154
good luck lad
og
>>25320154
I'll jump on the band wagon with you mate
>>25320063i wouldemail me
Watching Die Hard tbqh senpais.
guys, i just want to say that i really appreciate /britfeel/ and the guys that post in it. i lead a lonely existence, like many of you, and /britfeel/ offers me a rare piece of solace in otherwise a bleak life.
yes i am drunk and lsitening to in too deep by phil collins while typing this. all the best lads
>>25320218
how old are you?
original c0mment
>>25320216
stick with me m8, strength in numbers
>>2532030422
Why does that matter?ORIGINAL COMPONENT.
>>25320343
i dont wait to be living with someone much younger or older then me
luckily im 23 though
what are your interests
what do you like doing
post music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i930AoRe89Q
>>25320373
My interests are talking privately.
I like talking privately.
Spent time at a party doing this instead of socialising, it made me look busy with texting so I wasn't a complete outcast in their eyes. At least I had my flatmate there to speak to
>>25320426
emailing you now on a very old gmail account
>>25320408
currently having a drunken sing a long to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OCCAqlx7k
>>25320463
lmao good effort lad
how did you do it
Lads, finishing uni in September. Where to buy a flat for under 200k, is not a shithole and has decent job prospects? Happy to go anywhere aside London desu
>>25320584
>Where to buy a flat for under 200k [...] anywhere aside London desu
I'd be shocked if there's anywhere outside London where a flat could cost 200k and not be a rip-off.
>>25320154
why? desu lad
>>25320521
Take a picture, make a screenshot, screenshot that etc etc
Probably proof of how pathetic I am
>>25320584
Why not try and get a good job somewhere first. Anywhere outside of London you can get somewhere pretty good for 200k if its just for you
Tbh its all ogre for the Northerners, dem floods
>>25320629
it's bad for me, bad for the soul
>>25320584
>decent job prospects
>aside London
Doesn't exist
>>25320584
What kind of work are you looking to get into?
Stoke lad here.
Stoke has a lot of cheap apartments, not too many chavs, and the natives are gererally amicable.
On the downside, the job prospects aren't great outside of admin for the BT centre or accounting for Jaguar & JCB.
>>25320618
Bristol famalam
>>25320717
as a northerner floods are usually a down south problem.
live on a hill so don't give a fuck.
anyone want to fight?
seriously i'll meet up with you, wherevever you live, I just want to feel something
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
>>25320851
Has anyone taken you up on this before?
gonna go and brush my teeth
don't forget to brush your teeeth lads
>>25320851
You do Kent I hope? Calverly park, tunbridge wells, Friday 6pm I'll fuck your shit up mate. Then drink at the black pig pub.
gonna go lay in bed, listen to some radio.
found some paranormal radio stations, that's always fun.
>>25320894
yes I've fought 2 chaps so far
>>25320426
w-why didnt you reply
>>25321002
this post made me laugh out loud
>>25320943
As in talking about ghosts or a weird new genre?
>>25320918
Fuck i forgot.
And now i cant go brush them since im in bed with an erection and the family is in the hall. Fuck.
>>25321076
Just do it and get a head start on penis inspection day
I hate fucking niggers shit
>new online friend is taking longer to reply now
>you are the clingy one
hold me
>>25320760
Thought stoke was propa grim lad?
Hoping to go into a project management/business analyst role. I've got some experience in the area so don't just take the first job that comes my way, would rather live somewhere I like being
>>25318191
Proud to be part of the Warwickshire masterrace
/Stratfeel/
>>25321063
General paranormal, ghosts, bigfoot alien s >>25321063
>>25321063
>Been wanking to traps on exhentai recently
>Earth shattering orgasms
>Get curious, look up actual traps
>Fucking disgusting
Why is 2D always better lads?
>>25320646
Cheers for the advice lad, just with final year studies I'm not getting a tonne of a lot of time to apply for shit and really don't move home straight after I'm done. Why I'm tempted to just find a decent place and work it out from there
>>25321213
Fucking casual faggot. I only fap to 1D, gets me horny every time
>>25321213
>2D anything
truly pleb
>>25321207
Sounds fun, goodnight lad
>>25320943
always a comfy choice
>>25321254
One Direction?
>>25321204
hello my pharmacy van friend
hit up the /stratfeel/ pubs tonight, were you in any of them
>>25321254
Which is your favourite. Liam is my husbando
>>25321265
>Waifuing something another man has used as a warm fuckhole
cuck
Who /viz/ here?
Internet is slow so just pretend I have a picture of the fat slags or roger mellie.
>>25321594
I have no idea what any of that meant
>>25321594
Just read some of the new annual. A bit naff honestly. The ones from years ago were great though. Sid the Sexist was always my fave, Fat Slags and Spoilt Bastard after that probably.
>>25321892
You must be young, or southern or more than likely both.
>>25321939
I'm 23 and northern as fuck mate.
Haven't wiped my arse properly and it itches like fuck.
>>25321892
How have you never at least heard of viz magazine?
>>25321974
You one of them ponces who thinks Manchester counts as the North?
>>25321594
is this 1993?
Seriously though good on you, im curious to see what viz is still up to now.
>>25321986
N-no
>>25322002
I'm from fucking hull mate
>>25322010
>1993
I get the new annual every year off me mam for Christmas. It's the one consistent present. I always thought Viz was still prety big. Not as good these days mind.
>>25322022
>Hull
>North
If it's below Scotch Corner it ain't North.
>>25322062
this is the most northern post i've ever seen post in /britfeel, actually it's the most northern thing i've read on the internet
>>25322062
>It once enjoyed being the third most popular magazine in the UK,[1] but ABC-audited sales have since dropped, to an average of 50,750 per issue in 2014[2] (from 1.2 million).
It's dead, Jim.
Im genuinely curious now to have a look at a modern viz though. Doesn't dominik Diamond or someone write for it now?
Wonder if i can find scans online.
>tried to smoke weed
>almost threw up
>people laughedI can't fucking do anything right
>>25322086
Its not fucking midlands either mate so where the fuck is it?
What places are north then? only newcastle?
>>25322062
Still going strong, favourites still 8ace and letterbocks. Fucking bloke kissing that birds arse, up the ass corner, etc.
>>25321939
I'm young, southern and read viz
>>25322115
i smoked weed for the first time in 3+ months while very drunk last week, threw up about 3 minutes after it. i had to squat while smoking it because standing up was torturous and i my head was spinning
>>25322170
>my mum wont go to bed
seriously what the fuck im hugry yo
>>25322170
>decide to take a puff on a spliff to fit in with mates at some guys house
>spend the next 30 minutes coughing like i was dying
fucking kill me
>>25322115
>not smoking weed alone
serves you right
>>25321430
Nah, was just in tonight, bought some paint but didn't get round to actually opening the tin. Back in work tomorrow though.
Were you in the pubs with senpai/friends?
Anyone fancy a game of Fifa on PC?
I asked on /brit/ but the cunts are useless as per usual.
>>25322352
>playing FIFA on PC
How autistic are you exactly?
How do you combat the problem of dribble using a pissbottle?
With the sink it's easy, you can just run your knob under the tap and clean it.
>>25318230
>these threads suck
>I'm British
Nice try cleetus.
>>25322368
Not that autistic actually. Would it be less autistic for me to spend several hundred quid on a console and use it to play fifa instead?
>>25322392
By going to the toilet you clatty bastard.
>>25322392
>How do you combat the problem of dribble using a pissbottle?
Use a toilet
Lemmy is dead as fuck
http://strawpoll.me/6389764
>>25322451
>>>/mu/61318297
what the fuck
>>25322451
You mean Leamington spa? Are you also part of the Warwickshire master race?
https://soundcloud.com/limmy/ace-of-spades/recommended
RIP Lemmy
>>25322517
>Limmy
mah nigga
>>25322546
He's the biggest meme on Scottish 4chan m8
>tfw your "friends" from school all have active social lives
>you spend the evenings vomiting and crying
Funny how things turn out desu~
>>25322569
It's quite sad you're still alive and bothering us with this boring shit. Fuck off.
>>25322565
>Scottish 4chan
Graffiti?
>>25322565
I met him years ago, in person he's a really humble guy. One of my friends used to work with him, apparently he tried to top himself when he used to work in an office. Good guy though.
>>25322569
Please go back to vomiting.
>>25322392
Who cares about dribble? Just put your foreskin back on and who cares if your boxers get a bit wet? So what?
>>25322451
what the fuck Lemmy is invincible
>>25322642
Smelling like a pissed tramp doesn't bother me but it does raise questions from my mum and I'd rather not draw the aggro.
>>25322631
I think he's tried to top himself a few times. He used to be an alkie and I think he's still on anti-depressants. Even watching some of his videos from years ago you can he was a bit unhinged.
I went to the pub at ten and there's a lot of posts since then. Can anyone give me a TLDR? Fair enough if not. #shitfaced
>he hasn't replied
>its been almost 2 hours
feels
thankyou goodnight much love
What's Cardiff like for fanny? Going away with my friend for New years and I really want to get laid. It's been a while.
>>25322517
>>25322546
>>25322565
is that the "Whats yer hing?" guy?
>>25322777
Not even your lucky triple 7s will be enough to get welsh slags to sleep with you senpai
Lads a cute girl asked me to a pub with her and her mates on new years eve, should I go? I've never gone drinking outside of my bedroom in my life, I don't want to make a fool of myself
>>25322569
Hey bro how you been?
Please tell me you ate your Christmas dinner.
>>25322790
yeah
his show was pretty good but he's always struggled with depression
his livestream after scotland lost the referendum was very strange
>>25322777
Fuck off
Waste of trips
>>25322777
Not been there aside from the olympics but I hear there's mad poon. Go and dip your wick lad.
>>25322800
That settles it then, my trips will be my good luck charm. I fancy a MILF this time. Almost fucked one last week but all my mates were leaving the club so I left her.
>>25322816
Be nice mate, he's messed up.
>>25322811
Y-yes I did senpai~
>>25322877
>messed up
I wish I was messed up. Explain.
>>25322914
http://strawpoll.me/6346528/r
Residents of Britfeel have decided that yourself and your entourage are twice as bad as noted sexpest poleaboo. We hope you are aware of this and proceed to fuck off.
>>25322986
What if tilde has more than 1 white knight and most of the people in your poll are /int/scum?
>>25322848
Fuck your mates...
>shitfaced in Staple Hill BS16 (brap)
>some slag in the kebab shop
>after the pub, completely munted
>you're really fit...?
>snog a nice milf whilst all my mates are laughing
>tastes like pizza
>my mates and her mates are both dragging us away from each other
>go home feeling at least partially satisfied
Best you can hope for. Apologies for the shitty greentext. The point is that there are plenty of MILFs who are interested in young men. You won't qualify as that for long. Nail it and nail it hard.
>>25323017
It's him without the trip.
>>25323017
Whiteknights are all equally as reprehensible. /int/ wouldn't know what to vote for to make any sort of point and therefore is assumed their votes were distributed equally.
>>25322914
Good. I'm glad you had some din dins. At the risk of rubbing a tripfags cock, how are you now?
>tfw you realise you're a wasteman
>>25323083
He's actually quite good looking for a pakistani.
>>25323077
>making an ass out of you and me
>>25322986
Cmon mate he's OK. Bit of anorexic cunt but I was like that in school so I can relate. He's alright really.
>>25322801
In my experience, this is a trap of some kind
>>25323027
She was definitely up for it but like I said, everyone was leaving and didn't want to stay there alone like a sad cunt.
If we had stayed a while longer I would have fucked her.
hi guys toronto here, im just going to post comfy feels here dont bully me
>tfw massive snowstorm outright right now
>tfw im comfy as a nigger on welfarebecause im a jew on welfarewaiting for my chicken nuggets to finish baking
>tfw sitting in my room with a sweatshirt and jacket because i hate no heating
>tfw just barely woke up and i still have my eyeshades on
honestly, the worst thing about england is the weather. you niggers will NEVER know whats it like to wake up to a snowstorm
G E O G R A P H I C A L L Y I F E R I O R
>>25323129
The poll does not lie.
>>25323149
So why didn't you?
Like I said, there are plenty of MILFs who have a thing for young men. You need to make the most of it whilst you still qualify as a young man. They won't be interested when you're 32 and balding.
If it happens again (not fucking likely) then nail that slag.
>>25323202
I hate snow and I'm glad we barely get any.
>>25323230
Must admit, I didn't even look at it.
>>25323255
Bros before hoes.
>>25323202
As someone who works for an insurance company I can honestly say we do get shitty weather, just not as often.
>>25322451
Shit man.
Sounds like he died a similar death to my grandfather.
Totally fine, until one day he suddenly exploded with an acute form of cancer and suffered a few days of agony before dying in his hospital bed.
(And also being mistreated by hospital nurses. I mean, who fucking gives a clearly suffering dying man paracetamol? Poor bastard was being destroyed from the inside)
>>25323300
That's lame.
If your friend is sat on his own at the bar, staring into the bottom of his pint as if it's the seventh circle of hell then yes you pat him on the back and tell him everything will be fine. If your friend is doing anything else then you put your dick in the velvet underground.
Bros before hos will only get you so far.
>>25323300
Only suckers who never get pussy say that.
The Omen on ch4, this and the original Wicker Man are comfy New Years-ish movies
>>25323419
>>25323425
There was a big group of us. Probably 15 people.
The MILF I was chatting up was with about 9 others. All females. All my mates started leaving the club so why the fuck would I stay alone with a bunch of women??
Shit man. I just woke up with a pretty bad acid reflux.
I almost vomited. I was in coughing fits.
Got no fucking Zantac so I have to stay up a little and drink some Alca Setzer since that's all I got.
I hope I can get back to sleep soon. I'm tired as fuck since the adrenaline is wearing off now.
>>25323259
>>25323330
MAN i keep having my fucking closed for one reason ro another, the fucking firealarm went off because my rehearted panfried beans went black
anyways, this is the pic i took when i step outside my house
then same is with my window, its all snowy and wonderful and stuff
COMFY AS TITS, LADS
>>25323478
Who said anything about staying with her group? Get her in a taxi
>>25323478
Fucking smash it mate c'mon.
>>25323607
I wish I had, mate. Always New years.
I become fanny mad when I've had a drink so surely I can't fail on New years.
started watching prison school today lads, it's jokes.
>>25323535
Well that looks very nice.
I investigate fraudulent motor claims for a living so I have to deal with cunts whose car got flooded after it just happened to be off the road with no tax / MOT and was only insured with us for three days etc...
Southern fairy but still suffering with the floods. Not nearly as much as the poor buggers with no access to their ground floor but still...
>>25323651
Good attitude famalam
>>25323692
What's your fave girl?
why does chocolate give me gastric reflux
>>25323761
only on episode 4 but I like hana .. .she sounds like a qt.
Debating getting out of bed and going for a rollup lads. Odds I'll pass out, evens I'll have a rollup before passing out.
>>25322813
link to the livestream? cannae find any on youtube from around that time
>>25324104
He deleted it, but the result was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovrFmStq9JQ
Damn lads, feel like shit today. Like, it's all over and there's no point. Hold me.
>>25321594
Welshman here.
Love me some Viz.
>>25322392
I dry my pee pee off with my shag rag lad. The shag rag's basically an old towel. Need to piss now to be perfectly honest based senpai family member. My piss bottles are orange lucuzade bottles FYI.
Lemmy is dead guys. I mean, how. Sad day.
>>25324730
More like how did he live so long, still sad day.
>>25324580
C'mon fella you'll be fine.
>>25324683
Sounds vile mate. Piss in a toilet like an adult.
>Post on /soc/ for the first time ever
>Get a 6 and 7.5
Feels good man, only a little more weight to go and maybe hit the gym and I could be chad mode in a year
>trying to check the football results without realising it's tomorrow
>>25324957
Everyone apart from peasants get at least a 5/10 but congrats nigger.
>>25324957
unless you start balding
>>25324580
Don't stand on the edge mate
>>25325067
Well I was a 130kg fat sperg before so I'm happy with 5+/10 desu
>>25325140
My dad is almost 60 and still has like 70% of his hair so I hopefully got his genes in that regard
