>tfw you actually get to know chad
>he's nice to you, well rounded, likeable and pleasent to be around
>>25254763
Ofc, why do you think robots hate him so much?
>>25254763
Well he didn't get to be Chad by being a stony autist who doesn't make eye contact; now, did he?
I was expecting someone that was easy to hate.
Someone with simple interests that woman simply used for sex.
>>25254763
Exactly.
Chad is a mere reflection of our alternate selves. He is the possibility of the person we could have been, if things had been different.
We could have dressed ourselves, and learned to speak clearly. We could have asserted ourselves in social situations without sperging or saying something autistic. We could have walked straight, chin held high, but we didn't.
We could have become chad, but we didn't make the effort. This is why we inhabit the board, and chad inhabits the pussy.
To demonize chad is hypocritical, for all robots wish to /be/ chad, on some sick freudian level.
>>25254989
>We didn't make the effort
This is the crux of the issue. Chad made the mistakes and the social bloopers and learned from them and improved. While we, afraid of failure and rejection, never made the effort.
Chads aren't born.
This is actually true.
Even robots love Chad. They're just jealous of him and make up bizarre fantasies of his tyranny to perpetuate the bitterness that justifies their reality.
He see's you watching him and the posse of cheerleaders, jocks and divas that could him and thinks to walk over and say hello - afterall you look lonely and a little odd.
"Hey buddy, how's it going?", he tosses you a quick acknowledgement of existence as he simaltaneously tosses his empty soda can into the adjacent trash bin.
It hits you like the train you saw coming from a mile away but had hoped would never come; his warm and genuine smile, bright eyes, light fluffy hair wisped atop his tall, broad stature - wrapped in a faint musky odour of sweat and two bars of slighty yellowed-teeth that hits you with a tap on the shoulder and says 'well, nobody's perfect, right?'.
For one fleeting moment you consider not hating this guy, but the feeling passes as quickly as it comes. How else are you supposed to rationalize your current state of devolution if he's not the bad guy? No. No way.
As usual, you stare into the ground with passive intent and say just enough to satisfy his query:
"Hm? I-it's goin' ok", you murmur.
"Dickhead", you think.
>>25254905
>le anti autist shitposter
back to reddit boy
>>25254763
I've never read naruto but I heard he was a robot, but then became a chad. shame cos he's kinda cute.
>>25254763
>well rounded, likeable and pleasent to be around
>pleasent to be around
>naruto
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448543180345.webm
>>25255376
But what is it we are missing? In which moment did we part ways with the normal ongoing chad-like rythm of life and became robots?
And what can we do to get back in track and join fellow chads in the quest for greatness?
>>25255582
Mommy not giving you enough hugs.
Daddy giving you too many hugs.
Being a degenerate autist.
>>25255646
Very funny, now try to post something worth reading, like, i don't know, an actual proper fucking response.
>>25255376
Holy FRICK
Somebody copy this fresh pasta
Somebody else post it on reddit
>>25255582
The first time we were hurt by a bully.
Can you remember it? The first little sociopath you ran into in Elementary School.
What did they say? Whatever it was, it fucked us up good.
>>25255376
You are the cyborg messiah
>>25255665
Nigga use your brain. The first sentence and second sentence are the response.
>>25255752
Not a proper response. Just ironic le funny maymay shitposting.
>>25255376
This is a real fucking post. 10/10
>>25255376
I didn't need this buddy
>>25255582
You can start today. Your life is a manifestation of your thinking. Your thoughts are the most important thing in the universe. Thoughts become your actions which in turn have effects that lead you to where you are in life today. Change your thinking, and you change your life. You can choose to stop feeling sorry for yourself, and you can choose to start making better decisions more in line with your goals for life. Do you even have goals? That's a place to start. Write down a few right now. No really- take out a piece of paper and a pencil and jot down 5 goals you want out of life. Make them measurable and attainable. Then make a plan for how you are going to get there. Then, do something every single day to get closer to it. Doesn't matter how little, but do something each day to remind yourself that that's what you want from life.
You can change your life around. I really believe it. You can become whatever you want to become. Decide who you want to be and start becoming it. I don't know if you want to work out and get super fit, or if you want to start a business and make tons of money, or if you want to become a master programmer and change the way we use the internet, or become a scientist or doctor, or anything else. It's all up to you. But you better get started because we need you out here. and remember, truth be told, in realitythere is no chad.
>>25255376
>Even robots love Chad.
I despise Chad and would cherish the opportunity to kill him.
Chads are objectively the best people, neckbeards are the worst
Reference the chart
>>25255892
On a sea of shit and piss such as r9k it has become increasingly hard to find posts like these. I don't know who you are, anon. But know that I am thankful for your valuable insight.
>>25254763
>getting to know chad
Sounds like an annoying as hell experience desu.
Chads are almost always cool
Only bluepilled Larry Lightning Dicks are mean
>>25254763
maybe you shouldn't base your hate on someone because memes
>>25255953
Your anger towards the person you consider Chad reveals how troubled you are. Chad is but a reflection of our most succesful selves. Lashing out at him will never solve the inner barrier of negativity that lurks on the back of your mind.
>>25255976
Where does an asocial person who's barely functioning in the military fit onto this spectrum?
>>25254763
Chad's are chads because people want to be around them. You will almost certainly enjoy Chad's company if he isn't being a dick to you. Literally Chad is our way of saying men with lots of charisma, if that motherfucker can charm every woman he crosses paths with, you bet he can charm you.
Ah, it all makes sense now. We were chads all along.
Like fetal creatures trapped within the egg, we had yet to emerge and reveal our true selves. Our perfection, our beauty, sealed away by yolk and shell for so long. We can ascend, we can transcend.
All we need to do... is to hatch.....
>>25256123
Too fringe to be a full-fledged category, but pic related.
Never understood all the Chad hate.
Made a Chad friend in junior year of high school, and he literally made me a better person.
>got me started lifting
>persuaded me to start tutoring (looked great on college apps)
>told me to lose weight because I would never get laid otherwise
>told me how to drop weight (something he had to do regularly for wrestling)
All you niggas think of Chad as Chad- when the world is full of Chad+.
>>25255976
rolling
rate
>>25256142
All of the mother fucking THIS. There is no 80's movie villian good looking evil rich football player stereotype. If they do exist they're the minority. Bros and fratboys are losers and annoying. True Chads are awesome and fun to be around.
>>25256064
>Lashing out at him will never solve the inner barrier of negativity that lurks on the back of your mind.
CHAD is the faggot that caused the inner barrier of negativity at the back of my mind to BREAK irreparably
CHAD needs to pay what he owes in blood..
>>25256172
>Lost virginity late middle school
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Of course, Chad is a great person, that's why you hate him even more because you can't even hate him. If you talk about your hatred to anyone, people will tell you Chad is a great guy and you're demonized further. Chad has the people in his hands.
>>25255976
Someone tell me what I am
>>25255128
>>25255128
>Chads aren't born
They are though.
I was born good looking, just good genes, physically. Fit body no matter what I ate, cheekbones, jaw, clear skin, nice strong hair, nice eyes, dimples. The motherfucking works man. Even have good posture from swimming a lot due to it being the only sport I don't have to deal with other people in.
I am still a complete social retard though, I speak with a low volume, stutter sometimes, always blush and get flustered around women, have never approached a woman in my life. And always spaghetti hardcore when put on the spot in social situations. These things that women find repulsive in other men, they find cute in me.
I get a lot of women without even trying, and I'm not even hung, I'm your average Joe in bed. I've literally had steady GFs back to back since I was 13, all of them approached me. And I've always had at least two other women I cheat on my GF with at any given point in time, all of them also approached me.
I think at a certain point attractiveness just gives you automatic Chad status, without really having to work on anything. I'm still nice to other guys though.
>>25256322
>like 3 choices outside of neckbeard
you're probably a fucking neckbeard
>>25256334
>failed chad
get out of this FUCKING BOARD NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>25256322
Someone who relies on anonymous posters on a Mongolian porn dispensary forum to tell him what kind of person he is.
In other words, you're an insecure faggot.
>>25256334
This anon gets it. Becoming Chad is a choice, but there are many born Chads. Many guys are naturally assertive and dominant in addition to being attractive.
r8 and h8 f@m
>>25256191
If any of you went out and lived life today, you'd see that fratboys and bros are the bottom of the normie ladder, they literally only get dumb unsuccessful women with purely fake looks that are mostly make up and being young.
True Chads are usually successful academically and economically, have constructive hobbies they are heavily involved in, usually date successful women with literally stunning lasting looks that are due to good genetic stock, only stooping to your average Stacy if he's fighting with his Gf and out drinking. They are also usually very private, in real life and social media, only interacting with a small group of like-minded and usually just as good looking and successful people on a day to day basis, only talking to other people when he needs something from them, but he still makes them feel like they're lucky he interacted with them. They also barely go to your average clubs, and almost exclusively go out to private events, otherwise they just visit eachother's houses. Chad is literally the creme de la creme, and he is that for a reason.
>>25256512
>>25256322
>>25256172
Plz go to soc.
>>25256512
neckbeardcore
>>25256528
>I'm a delusional fuck
>>25256548
guy who started the rolling here
this thread is gay and shit
it should die
>>25256374
>literally has pussy available 24/7
>doesn't have to try for it
>spends rest of time living as robot
I don't know if I'd call that being a failed chad, the guy literally gets to be himself and the world keeps rewarding him for it, he's living the dream man.
>>25254989
This post changed my life
Thank you, Anonymous
>>25256378
I already knew this.
Its like calling a bachelor an unmarried man.
>>25256386
Usually those things come hand in hand, this guy is a fluke. Still proves that women are shallow, and mostly care about looks
I hung out almost exclusively with chads and populars in high school. Most of them were fun to be around. Some were dicks, but other chads hated them. This one guy everyone hated: two guys got oral from his gf, cum in her mouth, and then we all laughed as he kept kissing her.
Guys just aren't like women. Being good looking matters, but chads have features that everyone likes.
>>25256555
I'm not though, I've seen it man.
Fratboys are the ones looked upon as manchildren, not us. We're literally not even categorized by them man.
The normies have many castes and hierarchies man, you're delusional if you think they're all Chads and Stacies.
>>25256655
everyone who is a normie is a chad or a stacey
no exceptions
>>25256674
Some of you guys really are that far gone aren't you...
>>25256701
you're a fucking normie too.
get out.
>>25256616
>Still proves that women are shallow, and mostly care about looks
Most men do too dipshit. Men are far more shallow than women.
>>25256712
>thinks this board is his
>thinks that anyone would care even if it was
>>25256701
That's the most disheartening part about this place. At least 15 percent of the people on this board (and sadly, some of the most vocal so it seems a lot higher) are beyond saving. They literally plug their ears and REEEEEEEEE and think they can't ever improve.
>>25254989
>>25255128
BS it would have been infinitely easier if I wasn't an ugly manlet. No amount of "effort" would change that.
>>25256655
There are three general groups of people on this planet. The first are chads and staceys. The second are the normies, and the third are people like you and me. Normies hate chads and staceys as well, but they also want to be like them so that they can get laid and be popular. Being a fratboy is considering immature, but something to become because it represents a like of freedom. Being a sorrority whore is also looked on as a good thing as it's sexually liberating.
>>25256718
No arguments there my nigga, we're all shit.
>>25256738
>think they can't ever improve.
I CAN'T EVER IMPROVE YOU FAGGOT I'M FOREVER 1/10
EVEN IF I GET ROIDED UP I'M STILL DISGUSTING INSIDE AND OUT
FUCKING NORMIESHIT
>>25254763
>want to hate chad
>can't because he's objectively a great person
>end up hating myself even more
>>25256738
Who are we improving for?
I never knew a nice Chad as a kid. They were all cruel, violent assholes. My cousin is a Chad now, though, and he's pretty alright. Dude's obsessed with bulking, and it's really all he talks about, but he's a good guy.
>>25256764
Is that a real pic of you? If so I can help.
>>25256786
>Is that a real pic of you? If so I can help.
YES FUCK YOU
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM YOU FAGGOT
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT MUH WASH UR PILLOWCASE TO GET RID OF ACNE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK
I'M HOPELESS
>>25256738
Your stats are off. Only about 5% of people on this board have real issues. The rest are mommy parasites pretending to be retarded so they have an excuse to not achieve anything.
>>25255976
Shit-tier graph.
Chad dressed up as a successful nigger. Neckbeard not a colossal autist. I'm not actually sure about fedora tippers because I've never had the misfortune of dealing with one in person.
Nu-male was dead accurate, though.
>>25256749
That's how it is n the movies anon. In reality it's a very broad spectrum. The Chads and Stacies we are always bitching about are literally the top rung of the highest ladder. You know people that can literally sleep with whomever they wanted. These people literally do not even compete on our level, the women they seek would not even look at us if all the chads were dead. Chad would never go for your shitty <9/10 crush/gf/wife whatever. We demonize chad even though the ones causing us suffering are usually the bottom feeders that are just above us robots.
Chad would try to hide it if he slept with your gf, because it would lower his social status. Only the bottom feeders fuck any and everything, Chad usually doesn't even bother with anything less than a bombshell.
>>25256764
If you lost a little weight and got a non autist haircut you could be a cuteboy
>>25257134
I'M NOT GAY
NOTHING LOOKS GOOD ON MY UGLY HEAD
>>25254763
Don't let him fool you. Do you really think that's all it takes to be a Chad? It's a front.
>>25257157
It actually takes a lot from a person.
Being nice to almost everyone even when you don't feel like it is a chore, but it's expected from you. You're only a Chad for as long as people believe you're happier in life than they are.
>>25257146
You do realize girls like cute guys? If you go out of your way to be overly manly you're going to look like a douchebag. Only girls with daddy issues like overly masculine guys.
>>25256812
No, seriously your body frame would be great if you lost 15 pounds and your hair is shiny and healthy, just get it cut better.
That's really about it. Already you're a 6/10 and this is coming from a nohomo semi chad. God bless.
>>25257238
>Already you're a 6/10
REEEEEEEEE TELL THAT TO MY FUCKING ACNE YOU ASSHOLE
>>25257194
You also h have to know how to jump through people people's hoops and shit tests. Know how to banter and retort any attack at your status properly and put people down when necessary. Not to mention the classic art of yo-yoing the ladies. You must sell a price of your souls to be Chad. Don't trust them.
>>25257211
TELL ME HOW TO GET IT CUT THEN
>>25257387
Ask for an undercut.
Skin on the sides medium fade.
>>25256764
my nigga
i have the exact same body, acquired by sitting at a computer 16 hours a day and never doing physical exercise ever
>>25257424
>LITERALLY CHAD: THE HAIRCUT
FUCK
YOU
GET OUT
>>25257261
>know how to jump through people people's hoops and shit tests. Know how to banter and retort any attack at your status properly and put people down when necessary
Again, so much this. You dont have to be good looking but if you're smart and witty and can cut down people's bullshit you're golden. Some fratboy calls you a fag? Shit eating grin and say "Yeah, I do love cock". Give less fucks about people like that.
>>25256764
you have pretty eyes anon
>>25256123
You fit onto a different spectrum entirely :^)
>>25257462
Its an attractive and popular haircut. Why do you think he has it?
Also if you want to reduce the facial swelling drink more water and reduce your salt intake. If you still arwn't happy with your jawline try growing facial hair, this can actually look really good with the suggested haircuts. Also stop the roids. They're obviously making you flip the fuck out and nobody will find that attractive. You really don't need them unless you play a sport and need to perform well.
>>25258334
>Also if you want to reduce the facial swelling drink more water and reduce your salt intake.
WHEN THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN I WAS DRINKING 4L OF WATER/DAY
>If you still arwn't happy with your jawline try growing facial hair, this can actually look really good with the suggested haircut
I CAN ONLY GROW A NECKBEARD. THE REST OF MY FACE DOESN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR.
> Also stop the roids. They're obviously making you flip the fuck out and nobody will find that attractive. You really don't need them unless you play a sport and need to perform well.
I'M NOT EVEN TAKING ROIDS. I SAID EVEN IF I GOT ROIDED UP AND HUGE I WOULD STILL BE A 1/10. I'M MAD BECAUSE NORMALKIKES SEEM TO THINK BEING A ROBOT IS A FUCKING CHOICE.
i remember when chads and stacies were seen as nice by the general population of this board and normalfags were the problem
>>25255976
i agree, betas are shitty people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkFzeTOApk
>>25258847
Well yeah, if you're real, which I have trouble believing, you're probably fucked, though its not because of your appearance.
>>25259336
>Well yeah, if you're real, which I have trouble believing, you're probably fucked, though its not because of your appearance.
YOU KNOW NOTHING, NORMALSHIT
>>25255976
>tfw none of these fit me
It literally isn't my fault, I have autism. Like as a kid I had meltdowns over sensory issues, couldn't make eye contact or socialize, would literally chase the other kids around the playground as a game for myself, barely human. My memories are mostly sitting against the playground wall inside of my coat talking to myself. I've had to gradually learn how to act and even now if something goes off script I freak the fuck out and can NOT cope. Chads don't have problems like this. I've contemplated suicide so many times for being mentally deficient, I improve but I'm never going to be normal or good enough. The worst part is being self aware of it, I fucking hate myself
>>25255729
I remember it anon
He said "evil fatty"
>>25255976
>has an insta
>>25254763
This is my cousin
>Move to new town for college and try and make something of myself
>Attractive, strong, chad cousin helps me move my shit
>Two of my house mates are female (One is a girl I knew from high school)
>He drives 3 hours from home town to move my shit and won't take any gas money
>Helps me haul my shit into my apartment
>We get done
>Cousin leaves
>House mates swarm me
>"OMG ANON! YOU NEED TO INTRODUCE US TO CHAD-COUSIN!!"
>"He's so fucking hot!!"
>Just mumble something and go up to room to unpack
>Keep hearing them talk about him for days
>It's been like this since high school
TAKE MY BOICUNNY CHAD!
>>25259433
>It literally isn't my fault, I have autism. Like as a kid I had meltdowns over sensory issues, couldn't make eye contact or socialize, would literally chase the other kids around the playground as a game for myself, barely human. My memories are mostly sitting against the playground wall inside of my coat talking to myself. I've had to gradually learn how to act and even now if something goes off script I freak the fuck out and can NOT cope. Chads don't have problems like this. I've contemplated suicide so many times for being mentally deficient, I improve but I'm never going to be normal or good enough. The worst part is being self aware of it, I fucking hate myself
WEW LAD
IKTF
wow
>>25255376
Man, fuck you. This happened to me yesterday with my chad brother in law.
>>25255376
>>25254763
Don't fall for it. He's only nice to you so you'll spare him when you go on a killing spree.
>>25256528
Easily the post I've ever read on this board.
I need to figure out a way to change my thinking, asap.
>>25255976
I'm still pretty ok with my situation though. I don't see how anything else would make me happier.
Well obviously. Unlike many robots he got treated well while growing up, likely due to being good-looking, tall or whatever else. Thanks to this he got confidence and generally likes people. He never had a reason not like people because never really got to experience people.
Now compare that to common robot. Under average in looks, likely short. Most likely bullied throughout his formative years. Never really having many chances to hang out with people due to halo effect. Gee I wonder why robots are bitter cunts while Chads aren't.
>>25261951
>being a /pol/ drone
>>25261951
yeah cos PT's and floor salesmans are the upper echelons of the workforce for sure. Most of the chads I know are not that wealthy.
