Okay I managed to get a date for tomorrow. Give a robot some tips
>>25243089
make her pay for the meal
treat her like trash or like you don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7n_koR8tc
>>25243101
Listen to this guy. He gets so many chicks he has every STD known to man.
>>25243089
If this is one of the first few dates:
Remember not to expect anything. You have no game, you'll blow it anyway. You'll take the experience of how ya blew it and use it on the next one. Even on the off-chance you get a second date or hit it off, it'll likely just be temporary because you're inexperienced.
>>25243138
you use a condom idiot
you only go raw in a boypussy for love
>>25243101
W-why would I do that
>>25243166
>stutter text
fucking beta, you've already lost. no confidence, no swagger.
>>25243089
When giving oral bite her clit as hard as you can and slide your teeth back and forth. Instant orgasm.
What's a good thing to do on a date? I'm ok in 1 on 1 conversation with girls because I have fulfilling hobbies and I can be funny but I don't hang out with people anymore and wouldn't know what to do with a girl besides talk
>>25243089
Shower twice before now and then.
Shave your neckbeard.
Wear fresh clothes, not too recently laundered or she'll smell the detergent and realize that's not normal for you
Be confident, even if you're not
Don't talk about how you're a virgin and nervous around women
Do talk about your mutual interests
Try not to become Chad. If she's interested in you then she wants a robot, not a braindead walking penis that mainlines Miller Light whenever he feels an emotion.
Good luck. Remember your protocols, robot.
>>25243214
just be fucking chill and not a cringe. fuck is it so difficult to just talk to a date who you potentially want to go further with fucking normally
why do people find it so hard. chicks love confidence and determination
>>25243195
I was j-just memeing anon. I'm not b-beta
>>25243234
Thank you for the advice family
>>25243258
Please reread my post and realize why your response makes no sense
>>25243333
>what do I do with girl after talking
your British aren't you?
>>25243089
>asking for dating tips on /r9k/
>>25243089
Don't over-stress yourself, women talk a LOT on dates. Try to not have awkward pauses lasting longer than 4 seconds, this creates feelings of rejection in the brain. Have some stupid ass questions prepared to avoid the awkward pauses, women love attention. Look at pic related for ideas of stupid shit questions: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/79/d5/1b79d5efe00c6c3029bfada3c6d8971e.jpg .
Be bold, hold hands, try to kiss her. Be assertive unless she turns her head the other way, if she goes like no... anon.. am not ready.. just keep getting closer, if she doesn't turn her head away just do it faggot.
^ is based on the assumption that it's a normal date and not some fucked up college hook-up that starts out with you french-kissing while drunk and not knowing each other's names, and ends with her leaving your dorm room first thing in the morning.
>>25243333
Oh my these digits!
>>25243089
be flirtatious
smile a lot. if she agreed to date you, you already have an advantage
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>>25243398
This is actually really good advice, thanks familia
Don't eat any cheese before the date
Don't use cologne; cocoa butter is the key
Ask about her hobbies and interests. (show interest in her)
Talk about stuff you like as well (just don't talk about weird and creepy shit like traps or hentai)
Flirt with her, make eyecontact from time to time.
Make sure you smell nice and look clean.
If you get the chance, try to hold her hand
Compliment her, but not too often.
Don't talk about your exes or how your parents annoy you, or whatsoever.
>>25243089
what is she like anon?
>muted for 2 secs
Just b yourself Tbh f.am smfh
Oh, I forgot to mention, remember to pound off before the date so you're not thinking with your dick. Women know when you're thinking with your dick.
>>25244383
Qt, short,asian
>>25244638
Will do famo
>>25243272
No problem. Let us know how it turns out.
