Who /devlish/ here?
>Work at Burger King
>Customer orders 10 pc chicken nuggets
>Give him 9 instead
>have a religious homophobic family
>come out as a gay atheist on fb
>ejeculate inside a wasching maschine hole where they put the detergent in a public washing room
>snitch my brother for growing marijuana
>manufacture and sell speed
>>25174403
Stay D E V I L I S H my friend, doing good work
>steam sale thread
>guy offers to buy $10 game for first person who gets doubles
>get doubles but don't ask for game
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>work at a restaraunt
>someone asks for "Italian" dressing
>I give them creamy Italian instead
>>25173610
>be burger King manager
>give devilish employee raises in areas of firing them
>live with schoolyard behind my backyard fence
>the kids come out for recess
>let my dog out even though I know she will bark at them
>need to go inside store
>someone walking towards door at the same time
>stop and pretend to tie my shoe so they are forced to open the door for me
>dog knocks all the food out of his bowl picking out the chicken
>no more food until he ate all of it, starved 3 days before eating the kibble
>watching star wars in the cinema
>han solo dies
>say loudly "good. I am glad that he died"
>everybody is shocked and appalled at how edgy I am
>>25175590
>Be waiting in line during Star Wars midnight showing on December 18
>Shout "HAN SOLO GET KILLED BY HIS OWN SON"
>Everyone looks at me in disgust and anger
>Leave line
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>>25173610
>Not being angelic
>Customer orders 10 pc chicken nuggets
>If they're nice give them an extra nugget
>>25175688
If they're nice I'll throw in an extra 2 and violate Burger Kings policy
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>>25173610
I work at burger king too.
I hate the fuckers who order like 4+ orders of that shit.
it's like fuck you, I know we have the 10pc on sale but don't order a buffet of them.
so I always give them more of the old ones instead of the fresh ones I had to make for them :^)
>>25175805
Why do you even care how many orders someone gets? What difference does it even make?
You are actually autistic
>>25173610
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"WiII you have soup or salad with that?"
>"Salad"
> mfw I actually wanted soup
>>25175872
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>>25175839
Because fucker I have to make all that shit.
I have to drop the god damn nuggets into the fucking fryer and then take them out and make them as soon as possible.
Not only that, I have other orders breathing down my neck, so this shit is just taking up my time.
putting 10 nuggets quickly into little bags, coming back and completing all other orders on time isn't easy shit.
fuck you.
>>25175839
It's a waste of food
We have to make 10 bags of 10 pc ready and whatever doesn't ordered gets thrown in the trash
rate my work
>>25175688
>customer orders fries
>include one onion ring so he knows what he missed out on
>>25175896
Making nuggets is literally your job
You are retarded
>>25175904
It's not like the nugs are coming out of your pocket
All I see here is wagecucks bitching because they actually have to work. I'll be sure to order more nugs in the future
>>25175896
Aw is baby mad he had to actually do his job? :( it's gonna be okay, mommy will have some fresh tendies at home for you when you get back, and she picked up your Accutane and Adderall prescriptions while she was out too, you little sperg
>>25175941
>Unemployed
>Thinking working in the kitchen is as easy as shitposting on r9k
Kill yourself
>>25173610
>someone writes out a long post
>call them out for posting a copypasta
>don't even know if it actually is or not
>>25175987
I see u :)
>>25175954
Lol
This is not an original comment
>>25175961
>tfw self employed master race
Earn that paycheck, whiner
God, and these people want to make more than minimum wage when they can't even make some nuggets without a bitchfit
>>25175954
Kitchen fag btfo
>>25175987
nice copypasta you got there dumb frogposter
>someone makes devilish thread
>derail it into a doubles thread
check them
>normie runs to me and asks me the time
>I can tell that he is in a rush
>check my phone and tell him that it is 7:20
>it's actually 7:40
>he thanks me and then walks away, thinking he isn't late
I have more mischief stories if you guys want to see them
>see a cool memepic
>right click and save
>later on use it on this mongolian radish examining image board
>don't credit original source
>>25176029
Anyone can lie on the Internet, anonkin
>>25176095
Do you guys want more stories or not
Tell me
The one I have prepared is even more devilish than that
>>25176170
Moar pls anon
>>25176170
Yes anon. We do.
>>25176196
>>25176197I don't actually have any more stories, I was just creating some mischief. Consider yourselves tricked.
>>25176230
Ur a Mad man
>>25176230
You sly dog, anon
>>25176046
>call people a dumb frogposter
>have over 50GB of Pepe images
>post them constantly
>>25176095
more stories please
>oc reader pls
>>25176408
>implying in even have frog folder
>>25176230
master ruseanon
I like these threads I really do except I never have any mischief in me :(
>>25176230
The absolute madman strikes again
>>25173610
>be working shitty fast food job
>training new guy
>ask him how much he makes
>it's more than me
>walk out with like 20 people in line.
>>25177575
>Creating mischief in a mischief thread by not having any mischief to share
>then being even more mischievous by asserting that you are not mischievous in nature even though you just were
M E P H I S T O P H E L E A N
>>25177777
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>find a dying thread
>bump it to no end
>>25177777
>>>/r9k/>>25177777
wwowowowoowoww
just LOOK at these numbers
>go to subway
>order sub, be nice,ask for extra onions and olives, and balsamic
>disregards me entirely
>sperging begins
>don't say anything until she's ringing me up
>"so where's my sandwich at"
>" uhh it's right here sir"
>look it over for a second
>"No, there's no olives or onions and no balsamic"
>"I didn't hear you say that"
>lean over the counter a little
>"so are you telling me I'm stupid or are you calling me a liar"
>"what?"
>"are you saying I'm a liar? That I didn't ask you?"
>"I just didnt hear you I'm sorr-"
>she goes and starts putting the stuff on the sub
> she brings it over
>"see now it's all soggy because you didn't do it right the first time. I'm not paying for that mess.
>leave,go to publix and get a much better sub
>>25177777
le numbner's
>>25177777
quints get the hints
> Make new Uber account for free first ride
> Use to get to work and back
>>25175896
> waah someone is making me do work. The same work I get paid for.
That's how you sound right now.
>>25177777
> be Moot
> post in mischievous thread anonymously
> gives himself away with recurring repeated digits
I'm on to you Moot you old dog you
>>25175906
holy shit, i kek'd
>>25177777
wow those are some nice quints mate
>>25176001
DID YOU MAKE THAT PIC
IS IT YOU JARBRO?
IT'S ME THE GUY WHO ASKED YOU TO, WE WERE GONNA BE MEMELORDS
>>25175928
hgahahahahhaha bro that shit happend to me so many times. id fuckin order fries and there would be 1 or 2 onion rings in there. i keep wondering if those idiots intentionally put a onion ring with my shit, or is their handling of a fucking fries scooper so autistic that they manage to scoop up a fucking onion ring somehow
>>25177777
You know i was really sad all day until I saw this, thanks op for making my day there is nothing more I love to see then this number it's such buety
>>25175906
>not shitting in water container of toilet
>>25176095
Thats fucking genius
>>25177777
>witness anon gets quints
>dont start ebin mad max meme
>>25177777
Maggnificents
>>25178576
>have 5 star passenger rating
>never give 5 star rider ratings
>>25177777
Wow I can finally die in peace, it was fun r9k
I just got tricked today anons
>Go to McDonalds
>Order my meal along with a cup of water
>Get Iced Tea instead
REEEEEEEEEE
>>25177777
>"THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN"
>>25177777
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>>25178182
doing god's work anon. OH IM FUCKING SORRY THIS ISN'T AN ORIGINAL TEXT
>>25175896
I think there's some good screencap material here for wagecuck threads
>>25175896
>keeping the nuggets coming is the most difficult job I can ever handle
>rage about that on my Korean Beastporn Blog
>actually look forward to going back to work on Thursday at the BK
>Holiday Hours are paid time and a half
>>25175896
Spot the ragey wagey. Chop chop wagey. Remember what your master told you. "Customer is always right!"
>browse /tv/ catalog
>spam "Hello reddit" in random threads
>browsing a MISCHIEF thread
>see quints post
>Don't respond to it directly
>>25179362
moot is dead anon
>work at a museum for kids
>have a touch tank filled with sea creatures for customers to molest
>touch tank closes before the rest of the museum, so we don't have a bunch of people in line when it's time to clear
>wait until kids are running to the touch tank to close
>put stantions in front of the line as they run up
>"Sorry. We're closed for the day."
