>tfw can't be alpha with blonde hair and blue eyes no matter how hard I try
Is that pre-op Rose?
>>25071418
>blonde
>alpha
what are you, a manlet or something op? Fugg sakes, I'm blonde and blue eyed and get tons of sluts. Shit's easy when you're tall, and besides, Asian girls are all about that blond
>>25071418
>be tall
>have short hair
>be not fat
Thats it buddy, long hair and blonde is an awful idea.
>>25071489
>I'm blonde and blue eyed and get tons of sluts
butthurt blondlet detected
>>25071489
i'm asian and blondes boys are very gross desu
none of my asian friends have shown any interest in blonde boys either.
>>25071526
butthurt shitskin virgin detected
>>25071584
No you're not. you really think anybody is gonna fall for that bullshit on r9k of all places? get out roastie
>>25071418
>yfw you realized that blond men just aren't attractive to women
http://www.bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they
>>25071607
i am though.
>kv
>roastie
lolpls
>>25071584
>Blond hair
>Green eyes
>asian gf is madly in love with me
>wants all of her kids to resemble me
>took her virginity
>have fucked qts of pretty much every race
k
>pic related: average blond man
>>25071418
You can't just have blonde hair and blue eyes and expect to be a 10/10. If you don't have the right aesthetics, you'll look even uglier than you would darker colored hair and eyes.
>>25071647
and then you woke up from your dream
>>25071639
You're not though.
You're probably an ugly indian man tbqh
blond haired men are pretty pathetic looking desu
>>25071665
>virgin unable to comprehend that other people leave their bedroom for more than fresh cumrags and tendies
![Sad-Metalhead_vice_970x435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OHnGfq3.jpg "Sad-Metalhead_vice_970x435[1].jpg")
>>25071516
whatever you say kid
>>25071693
>average blond haired man
>>25071705
I love how butthurt you are about being a blond haired faggot
>>25071706
>wew dark hair is SO cute anon
said no grill ever
>>25071721
He would look tougher with darker hair.
I'm a girl and I prefer blondes.
Dark hair is fucking boring, and I like exotic things
>>25071727
>I love how butthurt you are about being a blond haired faggot
>He would look tougher with darker hair.
>>25071693
Dark blond/light golden brown is the masterrace
My hair looks very light brown but reflects in a shining gold colour, not as yellow as in the op
problem is in winter it goes much darker so it just looks brown right now
>>25071765
You're not fooling anyone, blondlet
>>25071418
>lol le blonde haired men are le effeminate troll meme
>cherry picking a feminine-looking Swede/Dane with a faggy haircut and the lightest bleach blonde hair as an example of blonde men
>implying more masculine-looking blonde-haired Germanics (non-Scandinavian), Celts and Slavs wouldn't be a better representative
Dirty blonde hair and dark blue eyes here. Best combo out there.
>>25071786
shitskin plz lmao
>>25071647
i've never seen a blond like that. from the thumbnail pic that seems to be a chad. chads are rare no? every blonde/blue eyed/green eyed boy i've seen has been nowhere that attractive. the blonde look is more suitable for a girl.
maybe you're chad tier that's why? also there are many asians with a white fetish who want to whitify everything. doesn't necessarily mean you're some god.
see elliot rodger's or just about any hapa's mom.
>>25071671
nuh.
>>25071418
>tfw Scandinavian with dark hair and eyes
>tfw tight pussy every day
It's like being a God among peasants
>>25071803
>nuh.
Prove it then. Timestamp or gtfo you filthy, fat man
>>25071820
>Scandinavian
nice try, Ahmed Abu Al-Chadi
>>25071794
yeah most blond people from england have a similar coluring to you
But because i'm in the north east you still get the viking rapebabies with yellow hair
Someone post that webm of those blonde faggoty Swedish gameshow kids
Someone post that webm of the faggoty brazilian shitskins boys
>>25071871
>>25071856
is this board the new /lgbt/?
>>25071856
this little faggot ?
>>25071834
timestamp?
are you stupid? of course not. i don't care whether or not you believe me, and i fail to see why you would think that i do.
>>25071620
>Even Redheads Are More Acceptable Than Blondes
kill me
>>25071931
You're not fooling anybody you ugly shitskin MANlet lmao
jealousy isn't becoming of you
>>25071418
>that guy
>alpha
also if you have blonde hair and/or blue eyes you're auto fucked. literally worst traits to have. select few faggots like it since it's somewhat rare but it literally looks like shit on guys
>>25071418
What did you expect? Blond hair looks feminine and weak on guys.
>>25071844
your just pissed I dodged the blond bullet
>mfw blonde guys still legitimately think being blonde is a good thing
I have so much respect to blondes who can admit their hair color is slightly better than gingers.
>>25072070
>legitimately think being blonde is a good thing
I doubt it t/b/h
Never saw a blond with a hot girl IRL
>>25072070
Depends on your area senpai, I live in Chink Central and I'm often the only one with light hair in a crowd of coal black
>>25072101
HAHAhAHA faggot you have blond hair
beta
as
fuck
>>25072101
well girls must want your dick
not necessarily because your hair color, but because you're surrounded by fucking chinese
>>25072131
sure beats having shit-colored hair :^)
I can also pull a glorious blond beard
>>2507197>>25071584
Asian here. Fucking same. They look like Ken dolls lmao.
>>25072140
One of them flirted with me I think but her English was so bad I couldn't tell what she was doing.
>>25072140
Posts like this are fucking brutal
>>25072156
hahahahaha no fucking way
Blonde beards and blonde eyebrows are the most pathetic things Ive ever seen
>>25071803
>mentions of hapa
lol this is a buttmad azn or hapa
>>25072187
>washed out viking rape babby
yeah no shit, my hair is of a different shade with black eyebrows
>>25072187
>tfw blonde with dark facial hair and eyebrows
it's like the best of both worldsexcept my head is still blonde fucking kill me
Girls like brown hair more on average. Dark hair and light eyes also wins points. Blonde hair is literally only above gingers on the scale of least wanted, only shitskins and Asians want blondes because it's exotic to them
Evryone knows that reddish-blond hair is the true masterrace but only if you have dark eyebrows and can grow a full beard
>2015
>Not looking like Thor
>>25072232
Even with Asians and shitskins they prefer dark haired white men
>>25072256
>implying you look like Thor and not like >>25072187
>>25072275
>Reading comprehension
full beard and dark eyebrows, friend
>>25072256
>reddish-blond hair is the true masterrace
>>25072256
>"everyone knows"
>literally nobody thinks that except him because he has shit tier red-blonde hair
lol ok buddy
>>25072176
Just fyi if you're chinese:
Chinese people who care about their appearance, fashion, and hair have lots of potential to being attractive
It's just most of you guys don't really care about that so that's where that meme comes in
>>25072294
I wish i had reddish blond hair
just have dirty blond hair desu senpai
>>25071781
Me too, nice to meet you my fellow gold shine buddy, were you blonde as a kid?
>>25071998
Funny meme but its proven that women like blue eyes the most.
>>25072584
thats bullshit
http://www.glamour.com/lipstick/blogs/girls-in-the-beauty-department/2010/06/study-suggests-women-may-be-mo
>>25071418
>shitskins mad as fuck
how does it feel to know you will NEVER be a top tier race?
>blonde haired blue eyed guy reading this thread.
gee, I'm sorry you guys have too live as literal niggers... what a meek existence.
>>25072729
you suck ass u inferior lil penis blondlet faggot
>tfw jet black hair but sky blue eyes
Feels good to be objectively the best combination famiglia. Its all about contrast. Theres no better feeling than when a girl tells her friend to look at your eyes, and they both just stare open-mouthed for a few seconds.
>caring about what women think
>>25073604
That's what this entire board is about, dumbass.
>>25071418
you can dye your hair
you can get blue contacts
you'll still be a better looking beta unless you change yout attitude
Also blond hair only works if you are pale. If not you'll get the 80's surfer look
>ywn be blonde
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>25071706
wow fucking love the aesthetics of metal heads
hngggggggggg at that pic
Asian women and latina women/ethnic women seem to like blondes a lot senpai. Stop being a troll.
Beg to differ nigger
>>25071584
This is so painfully a troll it's hilarious. Asians love blonde guys.
>>25076971
They love blonde chads
>tfw could be a tall dark stud but am manlet
So people hating on blonde think everyone having dark hair is good? Sounds boring to me.
>>25071584
Yeah asian women hate blonde guys so much their men dye their hair so they hate them..oh wait
Ahem,grill here
>tall, dark, and handsome!
Dark means:
1. Dark hair
2. Tan skin (goes hand in hand with #1)
3. Mysterious personality
Get on it robots.
what about brown-blonde hair?
like pic related
>>25076979
dark blonde and bright blonde is a huge difference
>>25077050
Which is better?
>tfw blonde and can't grow a beard
>>25077042
>tan skin
fuck off guido
>>25077093
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>>25077050
dark
in my opinion ofc
You are all beta. Bald is master race over shitty hair.
Pretty much all Asian/Hispanic/Middle Eastern women prefer blond men over anybody else. Why are you complaining?
>>25077162
because I don't want a middle eastern or hispanic woman
>>25077162
enjoy fucking in the third world in a hut eating goat cheese and yoghurt while I'm filling your dainty blonde womyn with my strong Mediterranean seed.
>>25077216
dye your hair then nigger its not that hard. or go dirty blonde.
>>25077218
by that logic enjoy watch you get cucked by niggers by their ugly ass shitskins features. Rare features are more interesting than being like everyone else.
>>25071584
Asians in Asia do.
I'm not blond, but it's light enough that my Chinese girlfriend calls it "blond" in certain lighting, and she even wishes it was much lighter and paler like when I was a kid.
>>25077304
I am dirty blonde, I also have grey eyes, can't grow a beard, and have enormous dark brown eyebrows
>>25077322
stereotypical Asian chaser white guy/10
no white woman would touch you cause you look 15
that's why they go to dark men like me for the dick and you have to fuck 3rd world rats.
>>25077047
Color of a shitExactly like mineHair is the only thing that I get complimented on.
You're not trying hard enough.
>>25077216
>because I don't want a middle eastern or hispanic woman
You're mentally ill and should be put down as a result
>>25077359
Hello asian masculinity you hear to cry more about being cucked?
>>25077359
Actual black guy here, you aren't black. Probably a gook.
>>25077407
too much body hair
hispanic girls have that bunda but they don't age well and I feel like i'm too quiet for them
and middle eastern girls are muslim
>>25077322
I'd fuck gooks but get white girl. You are good looking enough.
>>25071418
That guy looks like a younger version of my dad.
>tfw ended up with brown eyes and dark blonde hair
Thanks, mom.
>>25077519
>wanting brown eyes
lel
>>25077107
Pale shut in detected
>tfw can't be alpha when your eyebrows are invisible
>can't be alpha with blonde hair and blue eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w6-NfsTb-A
Say that to Trump!
>you will never be Kaz
