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>Tfw my dick is about the size of a bullet
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>Tfw my dick is about the size of a bullet
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>>25044000
You'll always have trips.
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How are you not dead yet
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>>25044000
Original comment required.
ayy lmao
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>>25044000
use that bullet to kill yourself
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>>25044000
At least you have more girth than me from the looks of it. How big are you hard? I'm about that size flaccid
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Nice trips OP but just get erect and all of your problems will be solved.
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>>25044000
That's actually a spent casing
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>>25044000

wait is that hard???
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>>25044000
Actually that's just the casing. With the bullet it would be longer...
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>>25044084
Was going to post this. Op has a small dick and he's retarded.
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>not even a whole bullet
>just a fucking casing
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lmao gun nuts NEED to compensate
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>>25044068
>tfw the casing is spent but your dick isn't
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>>25044000
How can you even put that in anything?
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Bullets are dangerous OP.

Therefore you have a dangerous penis.

I've been nice today.
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Do you have small penis humiliation fetish?
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Who cares, as long as you're a nice guy nothing else matters. A person's worth isn't judged by girth or length
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Is that OP hard?
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>>25044000
But what caliber ? also post your funs with your fun stick
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>>25044459
I wished this were true. I'm pretty much OP's size and i certainly feel like a few relationships ended when they saw my peen
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>>25044066
>>25044038
umm i think that he might be erect
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>>25044485
.......oh. Well, that's truly unfortunate. True proof that there is no god, if in fact this poor fellow is erect
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>>25044459
>If you're a nice guy with a 2 inch dick, you'll do fine in life, don't worry
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>>25044000
how old are you? is it still growing? maybe you'll just have a girthy short dick, some people might get into that
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Damn maybe if everyone on 4chan donates a piece of their dick equivalent to a width of a piece of paper we can Frankenstein you a new uh not so small dick
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>>25044479
>>25044511
stop going after shallow girls then, i can't imagine anyone breaking up with someone over penis size especially if the guy is all round great
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>>25044000
Your dick is pretty qt. You should put a bowtie on it and show it off around town.
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weird dicks are trending
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>>25044580
I'm don't wanna be that guy, but I'm pretty sure a sub-2" penis is a deal breaker for most women.

OP how tall are you?
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>>25044621
a deal breaker would be if he had an STD or he kills animals for fun or no ambition
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That looks thick as fuck
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Didn't know you used 4chan Merzbro.
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>>25044580

I see somebody hasn't been bitch slapped by reality into a bottomless well of cynicism and despair

Give it another five years
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>>25044000
I didn't know they made bottle necked .22lr rounds
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i guess someone will really have to bite the bullet to be with you, eh anon?
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>>25045249
jesus fuck my sides
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>>25044000

Your balls must look enormous in comparison.
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>>25045249
Jesus Christ I don't even.
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>>25045249
I lost it. For fucks sake, anon, why do you do this to me?
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>>25045249
CARRRLOSSSSSS
plex
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>>25044000
at last! i can use this reaction image
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is it hard? otherwise it doesn't really matter
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>>25047957
gud 1 reddit
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>>25045249
well done anon, well done
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>>25045249
build wall, carlos

silly little shit
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>>25048006
Thx, I blend into the chans pretty well now I think :)
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