Why haven't you fucked your mommy yet?
>>24875511
cos that shit's gross senpai
I would, she's fucking hot, but the consequences will be too much to handle. I still fap thinking about her once in a while though.
>>24875511
Because I already fucked yours, peace nerd ahaha!
Who /mommyissues/ here?
I keep falling in love with women much older than me.
>>24875568
can I get some sauce on this?
>>24875511
>tfw your mum is ugly as fuck so you had crushes on your teachers instead
>>24875623
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=moisture_%28chichi%29
You have been muted for 2 bloxxxzxx, because your comment was not original.
>>24875607
me
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thought of fucking my mother is beyond disgusting but having a sexy mature roleplay it for me is so fucking hot
>tfw no mummy gf who loves you just the way you are ;_;
>tfw mommy prefers brother's dick before yours
>>24875511
Because I don't have a mental disorder.
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>24875904
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong board, the reddit website is two blocks down.
>>24875904
i cant even tell if this is satire or not
why fuck your own mother when there are other peoples mother to fuck?
>>24875904
Oh youre black? I dont think theres a daddy issues thread yet.
>>24875607
i dont have mommy issues but this mommy thing is a fetish of mine and yes i also fall in love with women much older than me for reasons
>>24875977
>i dont have mommy issues
>this mommy thing is a fetish of mine
Explain yourself, Jammal
>>24875956
>implying blacks are smart enough to utilize an imageboard site
fuck off, kike.
She is 55 and chubby, so why defuck
Have you cummed for mummy today, /r9k/?
>>24875511
would rather fuck her sister t.b.h
Today I've cummed for mommy twice
>>24876006
no idea pal
im not a nigger, maybe it's because i crave female companionship too and my moms one big modernist and was never really so motherly or maybe it was me or never needed a whole lot of mother hugs and shit because i thought they were somewhat awkward but with someone who is not my mom and is willing to be a mommy that would be great
>>24875956
you need to actually have a dad to have daddy issues
>>24876148
ayyy kek
MY MOM IS A DEPRESSED ALCOHOLIC THAT FORCES MY DAD TO DO EVERYTHING
I HATE HER
>>24876220
you dad sounds like a loser to be honest family
>>24876220
You should pump her brains out
fuck she's hot. sauce OP?
>>24875956
>>24876006
>>24876020
>>24876091
>>24876148
>points out incest is wrong
>/pol/ comes out in full force
Ayy, if you're adamant on your family tree not forking, don't let me stop you
>>24876257
MY DAD IS THE HARDEST WORKING PERSON I'VE EVER MET
NOT ONLY IS HE HOTTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU HE'S PROBABLY FUCKED MORE BITCHES TOO
mommy gf?
baka desu senpai
>You will never be the assistant of a hardboiled private investigator five years your senior
>You will never help her out with her cases and become more involved as time goes on
>You will never share a drink after work and she gives you a nickname
>You will never both awkwardly stumble around your feelings with banter and jokes for a while before confirming what you both already knew
Just slice off all my limbs and throw me in a river desu senpai.
>>24875511
One of my most fav pics ever.
I did yeah. Why else would I be here?
I fucked someone else's mommy. She was old enough to be mine. I got closer than most of you guys.
>>24877146
>I fucked a roastie and Im proud of it
Not fucked up mentally.
>>24877146
storytime, pls
