Wagekeks will ask me the silliest of questions. You know how they function, they always do this shit.
So a wagekek comes up to me and says "you lay around all day, you watch anime all day, but what have you contributed to society?"
Always about 'muh contribushuns,' right? So I told the wagekek: I've helped contribute to economic growth through paying for goods and services.
You should've seen the look on his face. He asks "how do you get the goddamn money to pay for anything as a NEET?!"
So I told him...check your tax history wagekek!
I SWEAR THEY NEVER LEARN!
Thank you all so much, you've been a terrific audience!
Ahahaha this guy is great
Hahahahaha this guy is an underrated comedian
> I recently divided my salary by the average hours I work per week.
>I make $10.00 an hour
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt am I pissed off
60 hour weeks for fucking pennies.
Hahahahahahahaha what a riot!
>>24872412
you work in film nigga?
WHERE ARE THE DRINKS, WAGEKEK
My cup aint gonna fill itself
>>24872334
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ENCORE!
Ahahahahaha
you gonna be here all week famm?
>>24872449
I am in an entry role in a construction company working under the project manager
>>24872412
inspired by this, gonna try it now
Woo! We're gonna be here all night the way things are going! You guys are ROARING!
Roaring...roaring like the other day I went to subway, did the usual routine. Got a sandwich made for me exclusively by a certified subway sandwich artist, y'know, typical day in the life.
After I sit down...oh, it was a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sub, by the way, highly recommend.
But after I sit down, this wagekek comes around the corner and sits in front of me. Hear him talking on his cellphone.
"Why the fuck are you doing this to me?!" I hear him say. Wonder who he could be talking to.
He's sitting down, running his fingers through his hair looking pretty stessed, and the next thing he said made it all very clear...
"You're cheating on ME with HIM, HIM who doesn't even have a fucking job."
He angrily hangs up, and I lean in and tell him, "forget that bitch...another day, another dollar."
...
Then I went and fucked his wife.
And this is why I vote for any politician who promises to cut welfare.
wagecuk here
I aint even mad, this is pretty good
>>24872565
>construction
>working
>>24872663
i divided my YTD by 49 (weeks so far?) * 40 and got 111, stupid wagekek life
>>24872683
you're hilarious dude, plz more
>>24872334
>>24872683
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GET THIS MAN OFF THE STAGE! THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
>>24872683
FUCKING WAGEKEKS
AHAHAHAHa
>>24872683
Hahahahahaha! Really pulled one over on that wagekek, man!
this is fucking great. the next stage in evolution.
these threads are sad
>>24872683
The old NEET is pounding Chad's wife while he's at work. Well meme'd my friend, well memed.
>>24872683
Tight, tight . . .
>>24872683
oh shit lmao
you got one for studycuks?
>>24872334
You live off of handouts, mate. Wagekeks are basically paying themselves with their own money whenever you buy something
1/10 made me reply
>>24872683
my
fugckin
sydes
>>24872814
And so the wagekek promptly exited the comedy club and went back to polishing mr shekelsbergs dreidel
>>24872412
60 hours a week??? So you get 20 hours of overtime and you still only make $10 an hour? I say you shoot yourself with a nail gun in the eye and get neetbux.
>>24872844
Theres enough jew points to go around, what you cant get back is your time! Have fun in your cubicle tomorrow, wagekek
>>24872878
no, tomorrow morning I'm flying to Colorado to hit the slopes for a few weeks
So a wagekek walks into a cubicle and stays in it for the next eight hours...
...
. . .
Ah my bad, should've specified: that's the joke.
If they werent wagekeks they'd just be keks
>>24873027
absolutely priceless dudeas in i paid nothing for this entertainment
>>24873027
Never stop, anon, never stop...
>>24872683
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*APPLAUDS*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
meme of the year.
>>24873002
Be careful, shekelsberg will be expecting a full bodied and functional wagekek for his halted operations!
There were almost 5,000 on-the-job deaths in 2014.
That's more than a dozen each day!
>>24873027
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you da man pepe!
>>24873134
Theyre dropping like flies! Mr Shekelsberg will not be pleased to hear this
>>24872412
> I recently divided my annual scholarship payments by the average contact hours I spent at uni
> I was getting paid AU$88 an hour
Shit's cash yo
>>24872902
salary, bud.
>>24872412
lmfao I make $9.21/hr and work 30hr weeks
shit's comfy as fuck, moving into an appt once the semester is over
>$400 rent
>$20 electricity
>$50 Internet
>$500 to do whatever I want with a month
literally the comfiest shit I've seen.
You deserve it Pepe.
>>24873265
I'm retarded.
>>24873134
hahahahaha good news!
>>24873283
>not including food in your bills
Ever notice how this time of the year wagekeks are always talking about their 'christmas bonuses?'
What's the typical jargon? "Oh, my boss says if I work a few extra hours each week I'll get an increase in pay before the holidays!"
So we're like fucking dogs now, right? "Ohhh yes master scratch my ears and I'll piss out some money for you...ohhhh now scratch a little lower and I'll let out even more cash...just a little lower to get the big bucks ohhh just keep on scratching."
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? You are, wagie!
They actually keep showing up for work Every Day. Hahahaha. Wtf
>>24873527
>mfw some wagie gets so assblasted by this thread he shoots up the office tomorrow
>>24873527
>tfw scorning the master
>>24872412
>make $15.42/hr
>work a set 32 hours a week
>~$1700/mo after taxes
>rent is $325 cause it's split with m8s
>Mom still pays my phone bill
>utilities are $75/mo cause split with m8s
>auschwitz so I barely eat anything
>fully paid for car is great on gas so I only pay $50/mo
>have $1250/mo to spend on whatever the fuck I want
>never actually buy/do anything so it's just sitting there
>tfw no gf
>>24873283
>>$400 rent
In 2015?
>>24872334
Lol, as a wagey I don't care about what you've contributed to society. And I also don't care what happens to you as a result of your choices, but you should know, you'll wake up one day and feel absolute misery for wasting years of your life doing what you're doing.
You're probably 16 though, so you can afford to waste a few more years. Oh, and this is a troll thread so why did I even bother to post?
>>24873700
What do you do to get paid $15+/hr for part time work?
>>24873497
food is sporadic. sometimes i pig out at mcdonalds, sometimes i save money with fresh food, othertimes i save money by not buying anything at all.
>>24873740
>why did I even bother to post?
Because you're a glutton for punishment, and that's why you're a wagekek :^)
Now off to bed, another day another dollar
>>24873713
yes i have a roommate
>>24873787
Enrollment advisor at a college
I just tell niggas how to sign up online and what transcripts they need n shit for 2-3 hours, then I play tetris for the last 2 hours of my shift cause I work evenings and there's never anyone there trying to enroll in a college at dinner time.
>>24873873
How can I get this job?
Do I need a debtbux degree?
>>24872683
fuck that was so hardcore, I almost got fired from my job because I laughed so hard.
>>24872953
Have fun doing nothing with your life
>>24873527
thats nowhow incentives work
>>24873900
Get an associates degree or higher and apply to a random college.
Alternatively make friends with someone who works at a law firm. They often hire people for similar rates to just be office assistants and help sort out paperwork n stuff. Not all of those require degrees, just dependability.
>>24873527
Tell us the one about the schoolkeks!
>>24873300
jesus fucking christ, you get over 500 dollars taken from your paycheck? man fuck working i'm gonna be homeless
>>24872683
NEETS are so fucking alpha man. wagekeks just bend over and take it in the ass by their boss while we bend their wives over and give them what they need while hubby is working. yeah she isnt sweaty from her yoga wagekek. i just rawdogged her faggot. mad?
Just when I thought the wagekek threads couldn't get any better...
>>24873027
I woke my neighbours from the howling laughter, thanks man, this one is golden!
Good thing, too, so they won't be late for work.>>24873027
>>24874100
Schoolkeks are a particular breed of keked. They'll do anything they can just to get an 'A' so their parents don't bitch at them and their egos don't shrink down to the size of a fucking crumb. It's all about that nice fucking letter 'A.'
'A' fucking headache because of all the eye strain from reading through books is more like it. Hell, nothing a couple advil can't solve. Just pop two, wait for the relief and it's back to studying hard so you won't get bitched at by anyone!
Great motivator right? I was around enough of these people in high school before I dropped the fuck out. Most of you remember the honors students...you know, the ones who thought that taking all of their classes at the honors level would make them hot shit once they entered the real world. Riiiiight...typical future interview for 'em goes something like this:
"So, what makes you fitting for the job?"
"I took a lot of honors classes in high school!"
Meanwhile the employer looks down and writes bullshit in his notebook because he just hired a junkie burnout two days ago, buuuut maybe the honors kid'll help pick up the slack. Work ethic, right?
You know, come to think of it, I remember the last exchange I had with an honors student. Smart motherfucker, too. Last thing I said to him was "someone spilled some shit in the aisle next to this one, you might want to go mop it up!"
>>24874772
Hope he got enough rest anon.
>>24874894
this genuinely made me laugh, holy shit
>>24872687
Even though most NEETs are on disability/parents, not welfare, so all you're doing is fucking the poor.
>>24872844
If they're paying themselves with their own money, doesn't that mean they work for free?
Wagecvcks, when will they learn?
>>24874894
This is gold, GOLD I tell ya!
You're gonna be a star, kid
Shit jokes
>>24875601
HES A NIGGER
THROW HIS NIGGER ASS OUT
>>24875601
What's the difference between a wagecvck and a lightbulb?
Although they are both useful only for as long as they work, are easily replaceable, and expected to operate at maximum efficiency all the time while receiving next to no compensation for more or less meaninglessly lingering in one spot, unlike wagecvcuks, lightbulbs are actually nice to have in a room with you, particularly at night.
>>24875691
This
>>24875383
And this.
>>24874894
And this.
>>24873527
And this.
>>24873027
And this.
>>24872683
And this.
>>24872334
And this.
>>24873713
$400 is expensive as hell unless you live in an inner city though? I pay $250 for a three bedroom house near the ocean in Australia, and our living costs are much higher.
>>24875691
wagekek bumbum status after this post = eviscerated
>>24876199
>be me living in Los Angeles
>2br apartment is $1700, and that's cheap for my area
>$850/mo not including utilities
kill me
>>24876345
Holy fuck, is that per week? That's not too bad if it's per month I guess, depending on the apartment. If it's per week, how do you even afford to live?
>>24876446
>$850/mo
>mo
>is that per week?
Wagekeks aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, are they?
HOW DO I NEETBUX?
>>24876556
You need autism
Big Pepe!! Big Pepe!!
Tell the one about the NEET /masterrace/ tripping on 2 tabs of acid for a fun Monday while the wage slave wakes up hungover and hauls bum ass to work for Shekels.
>>24876634
Pls
Blox Nagimori Moot kelp
>>24876502
>My apartment is 1700
>it's also $850/mo
That makes sense to you? It's $1700 per two months? Also, I'm NEET master race, breh.
Wait, was there a previous thread in which this guy was cracking jokes?
>>24876747
How many people do you think live in a 2-bedroom apartment?
>>24872565
are you me? That is literally my wage and actually literally objectively my working position
>>24872697
>mfw I earn ok money and enjoy my job as far as work goes
I enjoy these threads.
>>24874894
>in high school before I dropped the fuck out
Neetkeks say the darndest things. Why, the other day I told one that I'm going to Japan for a vacation. He went all
>I-i-i can totally experience Japan without leaving the basement!
>mommy will bring me sushi!
>I'll see the same things as you using Google Earth!
>I can fap to JAV, that's totally the same thing as you getting Jap pussy!
Joke's on me, indeed.
>>24876993
uninspired and tacky, work on your technique
>>24876812
Two people living there does not equal two people paying rent. For example, I live in a three bedroom and am the only rent payer.
He didn't say he had a room mate either. Plus, who the fuck is bitching about $850 a month for rent? That's fucking nothing.
>>24872334
Thisis true comedy gold.
>>24877096
While OP's posts are brilliant?
So the other day I'm out shopping for 4k televisions to decorate my second condo in Palm Beach (LA is stuffy this time of year), when I see my old buddy Wojak lurking around the mall looking as awkward as always!
"Hey Wojak", I yell. "What the hell are you doing out of your moms basement?!"
He says he's headed to the Weeb store to buy a waifu pillow, with the last of his NeetBux nonetheless!
"What a coincidence Wojak I was just on the way there as well, and the damnedest thing too... I planned on buying a waifu too..As a matter of fact, I planned on buying all of them!"
Wojak doesn't like this one bit, and he tries running to weeb store. The thing is, he's so out of shape and ill-ridden, he gets a cramp and falls down. He starts crying and pleading me to have mercy, so you know what I do? I throw him a fucking hundred and tell him to buy 5 waifus, so long as he doesn't show his ugly mug around this nice mall anymore. He started crying and thanking me on his knees as I left and promised me his ugly mug wouldn't be a problem anymore.
>>24877349
the beauty in OPs posts is that he doesnt try too hard to stick it to wagekeks. it's mostly good natured and reads off like an actual comedian's routine.
wagekeks are just sour grapes
>>24877424
perfect example>>24877417
wagekeks just cant into banter
>>24875601
SECURITY! WE"VE GOT A HECKLER HERE!
>>24875691
>>24877417
pls stop
Work in a casino (not US) as a dealer/croupier.
Get like 17 euro an hour.
Not including tips. Tips add an extra 50 bucks every day.
Every hour i get 15 minutes paid break.
See hot girls/womyn every day, have fun colleauges, laugh with the customers.
Last month worked 3 days a week. After taxes kept 2K in my pocket.
4 days off to shitpost, drink with friends or play vidya.
Free time now actually feels better than being free ALL the fucking time.
Best of all, still got money left to buy nice things.
Thank god i'm not a neet anymore.
>>24872412
I earn 4 times that.
I do very little actual work.
NEETkeks don't know the feel of working 4 days a week and being able to afford everything you want and more.
>>24873561
I was thinking about this poem the other day while pooping. They made us read that in middle school (I live in Italy). And where do I find it posted, of all places?
We are all brothers. A international brotherhood against the wagekekdom.
Anyone have a job doing nearly nothing for minimum wage?
My mom is trying to get me to find one, and I really don't want the gas station job she's trying to line up for me because
>people
I'm considering security, but I wouldn't even know where to begin besides for getting certification.
It should be a law that if you're going to say you have a job, you need to say what the fuck it is
I hate all these
>yeah im comfy and I dont do shit for 20 gorbillion dollars a year
and then they post some smug shit and don't reply to your (you)s
Fuck this game
>>24872334
you made me laff
>>24873713
My mom pays $200 since she's the manager.
WOHOHOOOO YEAH
>>24878395
Its called lying anon. Its why most people on here are 6'2 and 200+ pounds of muscle.
I'm pretty sure the median income for Americans is like $35k a year.
>>24878395
I'm a programmer. A real one, working on backoffice systems, not a PHP webcode monkey. I work for a pretty well off financial institution, so I make a comfy 6 figures a year. And yes, I am posting from work right now.
>>24879252
>backoffice systems
What sort of tasks do they have you do in their backoffice systems anon, is it pure database management or running reports or...what? I always though big businesses used pre written software like oracle and SAP and it was just sys admins that did the work of bringing it all together but you say programming?
This shit is great! Better than that "another day, another dollar!" guy.
>>24879889
>pre written
Oracle etc are just platforms. They do nothing by themselves. Every company is very different with their needs and data, so there is no way to have a ready-made software that does it for you. Any even slightly relevant company will need their own programmers just to create the databases and make them useable.
I program backoffice systems for our company that handle trading of stocks etc, that take orders and deliver to the stock exchange, that kind of thing.
>>24877616
how do you become a dealer?
always wanted to be one becauseocean's is my favorite movie
>>24880613
So you write arbitrage/middleman software? I used to play the buy low sell high game through a company called sogotrade and from what I understand, the way they make money is to munch a tiny comish off each transaction called a "spread" I think.
I've seen ads in my city for system admins and programmers for trading companies which from what I understand try to play a gambling game of microtransactions and make money using algorithms that run on a math meme called technical analysis.
>>24881155
Nope, I'm not in trading. The systems I work on are broker systems. Simply delivering orders between traders and exchange. Naturally for us it's crucially important to know all the stocks that are passing through, which are pending, etc. Every trade and related events gets logged into an Oracle DB. You cannot buy any software like that off the shelf, it all has to be in-house.
>>24881670
And you coded that from scratch all by yourself or are you part of a crew of coders with one master architect who splices the job up for the team?
I don't understand the business model. You're hooked up to actual exchanges like the big ones that do the final trades and you bring buy and sell orders from your client companies to the head node of the exchanges but how do you make your money? Do you take a small comish where a broker puts in a buy at 11.25 for stock X and you find a seller/sellers at 11.20 and pocket the .05 times the number of shares and everyone's happy?
your days are numbered.
keep tellin those knee-slappers though.
>>24878395
I'm a buyer for a major electronic retailer on 45k a year at the moment.
It's pretty cool. Work on a sexy category, get lots of free samples and dinners out on suppliers.
This time of year is pretty stressful though.
>>24881726
These systems have been around for years and years, I'm just one user of them. That is, whenever there is a need for a new capability I am part of the team that creates it. There is no one master architect, it's divided by sections, I myself report directly to the head of the company in all things technical.
It's a pretty steady business model. We get commissions from each trade that passes through us. We exist because it's far more cost and time-efficient to handle orders through a single broker rather than trying to handle the various markets yourself directly.
>>24877616
A negro slave in 1852 was quoted saying something similar regarding how good it feels now to not get tied to a tree and whipped after having gone through just that previously.
Dat contrast.
Very interesting phenomenon indeed
Laugh more, folks. I work for a top-tier management consulting. After tax it's about 5 k bucks mo if you include my yr end bonus. But average hours are 70-80 a week, leaving me with 15-17 bucks per hour. And that's considered as a toppest of top jobs. That's how you are keked
>>24882303
Gotta collect those jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you *wink*
>>24872334
>make 70K a year
>can work from home 2 times a week
>work is 5 mins away
>easy as shit work telling other people what to do
You're a dumb poorfag, but at least you're funny OP
>>24882156
So you're a CTO really not a programmer. Must be fun being the Chad of the IT department and telling Ivan, Prajeet and Chang how to do things and kicking it in your office while typing up the next report.
>>24882614
I'm not the CTO, that's my boss. There are various teams of programmers, I'm a bit more of an independent jack of all trades, so I don't lead a team. I do have a junior programmer as a peon though. Most of my work is still programming and technical design, more than the reports thing.
But it is nice.
>process chemist for Dow
>make 120K salary + bonus
>Live like a fucking king for doing interesting work
Anecdotal exceptions to the rule think more jew points or an easier slaving justifies their brainwashing.
We pity you a great deal.
>>24883022
Tick, tock, neetslave. Your mom wants to speak to you again about getting a job. She's tired of bringing tendies down to the basement.
>>24873027
well played really
>tfw mom wants me to get a job
>tfw it'll likely just be at a gas station dealing with people
So this NEET walks out of the basement...
I was walking outside the other day, and ran into a NEET and his gf...
I was in the gym, and saw this NEET...
>>24882892
>tfw my acedemics are already too fucked up to go down that road
>>24883603
>a NEET and his gf
Makes sense. NEETs get all of the girls, unlike wagekeks.
>>24874894
>OP is a dropout...
>>24884582
Plus the degenerate wagekeks, if they manage to get a gf, will go for 3dpd. Pffffff. Disgusting. Neets are truly the master race, only we understand the beauty and purity of our waivus.
>>24884908
Daily reminder that there are people in here RIGHT NOW who take all of this seriously...
>>24882592
stop lying on the internet, loser
>>24882892
oh yeah? and my daddy is the CEO of Nintendo, get rekt kid.
Hey NEETs, you don't mind if we share the same venue do you? haha, of course not!
*hops up on stage*
You pathetic sacks of shit are a waste of space as it is!
no hard feelings NEETs, I mean, we do have some things in common. Take Subway for example. We all love it right? Some of us...
*elbows NEET on the other mic*
are just more in tune to its pedophilia, am I right? am I right?
>>24885496
my bad folks, I forgot my pic. Perhaps its all those "16 hour shifts" ive been working
*BAH DUM TSSS*
>>24885496
>>24885515
Ahem...SECURITY! GET THIS DRUNKARD OFF OF MY STAGE!
What do you call a wagekek after a hard work day and sleep only to do it all over again?
HUNGOVER.
>>24885496
Wow you sound bitter get off the stage
>>24885593
Booooooo
That didn't even make sense
>>24885593
Haha, no need to listen to the NEET my fellow working man. We're just having some laughs here tonight.
What do you call a NEET after a day of shitposting?
PRODUCTIVE.
>>24886242
NeetSheeeets on the suicide watchsince the day theyve been born
>>24886242
Everyday as a NEET is a productive day, wagie.
>>24874894
>>24873527
>>24873134
>>24873027
>>24872683
>>24872334
how will wagekeks ever recover?
>tfw reading this thread after getting home from work while eating a good home cooked meal
As a wagekek I enjoy these threads. Seeing people get assblasted is hilarious.
Please post more you are hilarious
>>24887051
Dude... how about turning on some lights in your room. How can you read that screen?
>>24887244
Who the fuck needs light
>>24887244
Would say fuck you normie but nice dubs. Fuck you normie
>>24872334
Friendly reminder that his is the destiny of every neet
>>24887399
Your eyes dimwit.
We want a world tour papa pepe!
We want a world tour papa pepe!
>>24887460
>fridgebro in a few years
Damn, comfy pepe is constantly BTFO of wagekeks. With how unbearable my NEET life is getting, these threads make me feel a little better.
The irony of it all is that these wagekeks all are trying hard to become the 1%er's. Yet here I'am already a 1%er.
Let me explain
>1%er's don't work but make the wagekeks do the dirty work.
>1%er's reap the rewards of the wagekeks
>NEET's don't work but make the wagekeks do the dirty work
>NEET's reap the rewards of the wagekeks
>wagekeks get fucked from both sides
So please as a NEET to all my other NEET's please feed the wagekeks all the crap you can so they feel special and are a "hard working man"
As a wagekek, I do feel proud that my tax money is going to such a fine, outstanding NEET as OP.
>>24886960
If count smelly tendie popo and ballsweat as a product then yes, it is...
>>24887628
2016: The NEET Comedy Club will be coming your way!
OP is a wagekek
Anyone here have that image where the Neet master race spends the wage keks hard earned money on diaper? Shit is hilarious.
>>24889166
Joe Rogan: "Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night"
...aliens...dmt...wagekeks....mma...NEETS...gsp...weed...
...
...
Joe Rogan: "Alright I think it's time to wrap up the podcast"
Joe Rogan: "Papa Pepe do you want me to give some shout outs about where you're heading next?"
Papa Pepe: "S-Sure"
Joe Rogan: "Papa pepe will be on the NEET Comedy Club at /r9k/ this Sunday night"
Papa Pepe: "Th-thanks. Oh y-yea. I f-forgot. I don't make money on these shows. I do not want to be-become a normie. I-I stick to my p-principles"
>>24889670
Papa Pepe confirmed as the savior of comedy.
>>24877417
Just sit down and shut up
1% own the wagekeks, they are their livestock/tools.
NEETs get by because wagekeks don't know any better
Both groups survive off the wagekeks, but for different reasons.
Hey guyz I'm a wagekek i work 6 days a week making billion dollars top kek. I'm a wallstreet banker. My life has meaning. Much hot slut girlfriend bla bla
Typical wagefag response
>>24872412
my net pay is ~$8.63/hr
feels really bad man
>>24872334
>>24872683
>>24873027
>>24873134
>>24873527
Getting here at the end of the day and seeing these is priceless. Keep it up.
>>24890466
damn you are ass pained
>>24890520
NEETs own themselves my good anon.
>>24877417
>average wagecvck
>owns property
Wew, laddie, wew. I don't think that's rwewl.
>>24872334
HAHAHAHAHA you're a real Joker ain't ya OP!?!
>>24872683
why the fuck can't i stop laughing while i'm reading this?
>>24892763
Because you've retreated into a superiority fantasy completely disconnected from reality and things that enable your fantasy elicit laughter from you. But only as long as you don't think deeply about them and remember that it's just a fantasy and not reality.
Also quit bumping this shitty thread I remember it from fucking yesterday.
>>24892821
jesus christ rekt
>>24892821
Too far anon, that got too real.
>>24892821
The wagekek asspain is very real.
>>24872683
Jesus fucking christ the samefaggotry in these threads
>>24872683
Now that's a tale to tell your grandchildren OP!
Reminder for my little work elves to set their alarm clock to 6:30
>>24873027
AHAHAHAHAH We've got ourselves a killer over here! Keep it up you rascal!
>>24881926
>mcdonalds fag
No wojak, you are the loser
>>24892821
>I remember it from fucking yesterday
Trying to forget your wasted years working for thee coins?
>>24874894
>dropped out of high school
>>24885496
Hey who let this wagekuk in the club?!?
http://b.zoobe.com/videos/smoCBcaxub0RBGeQNSOHdPY1snw
Enjoy the holiday wagekeks
>>24886242
God you look awful.
Go take a rest wagekek! I want you at your most productive for me tomorrow.
>>24872334
>he thinks I give a shit about said contributions
>I'm really just doing it for the cash so I can become richer than everyone else in my family
>tfw one day I'll drive around in a riced out Aston Martin V12 Vantage w/ Shana artwork on the sides/hood, while OP is still scraping by on the money that I use to wipe my ass
Heh heh...
typical wagies not being sophisticated and intelligent enough to enjoy true comedy. Tick tock wagekeks, you have money to make me nice and early tomorrow
>>24894623
Like they say, NEETbux don't grow on trees.
>>24894396
Security needs improving tbqh, wagekeks should be getting ready for bed!
>>24895318
Their boss' yachts don't grow on trees!
>>24894595
>Ricing a perfectly good car
Fucking JUST... kill me now.
>>24896533
Stay mad, NEETkek.
>>24894595
>I w-was just going to wipe my ass with thousands of dollars.
>>24874442
NEETs are definitely alpha as fuck. Whenever the wagekek is at work, his wife gets the tingles and calls for a NEET bull to pleasure her with his unemployed dick.
