>tfw no belly gf to cuddle with on the couch
has anyone gone as far as to meat a belly gf off 4chan before?
Also fuck /soc/, a 'social" board where you get banned for asking for contact info, suck a dick moot you kek.
>tfw you dont know how to tell the girl who you use to date but are still fucking that she needs to lose 20lbs
>>24853186
i don't see how it's that big a deal if you aren't even dating anymore
just stop fucking her if you longer want to
besides, if you're not dating anyways you really have no right to complain about her weight
>>24853209
valid point mr roboto
>>24852638
>tfw no camel toe for days
so round, so soft, so cute
>>24852638
>belly gf
>>24853418
nufag
>>24853134
Yeah. It was shit.
>>24852638
I want to crawl inside her through her bellybutton.
>>24854217
no matter how accepting/appreciating your future gf is of your adoration of her abdominal adipose tissue, such proclamations would undoubtedly make her skin crawl and fell super creeped out and think you're some weird inverse vore fetishist or something.
desu I'd rub my penis in her belly button before it goes in her mouth and pussy
>>24854271
Yeah... It's a pretty creepy fetish.
>>24854271
>inverse vore fetish
I kek'd
I also like big girls tho. I saw a youtube comment once where the guy said he wished he had sharp metal teeth so he could bite the girls fat off and chew it. Some things are better left unsaid
>>24854313
Aren't they all
>>24854380
>where the guy said he wished he had sharp metal teeth so he could bite the girls fat off and chew it
Are we talking weird belly-related fetishes in general or should I leave before I share something too weird?
>>24854433
Go for it meng
>>24854444
O-okay.
I have a fantasy where I go somewhere and encounter some kind of slime monster. It can communicate telepathically and it befriends me, then forces its entire body up inside of me and lives as a parasite in my uterus. If I take good care of it by feeding it, then it grows huge inside of me and I end up with an enormous belly.
some times I feel like calling up this fatty I know and trying to hook up, but after I jerk off I always decide not to.
>>24854596
will she let you play with her belly?
>>24854612
Probably
I stopped talking to her for awhile and she tried to talk to me, made it real obvious she wanted to see a movie.
Shes gotten fatter since I've known her too.
>>24854575
Good fantasy
8/10 would hear again
this textless thing is pretty annoying
I always wanted to get a normal gf and then just absolutely fatten her up to 2 times the size. Feel her ever growing belly and document her gain. What a life.
I'm jealous that belly bf threads are far more rare and never as good as belly gf threads
>>24855313
No one likes fat guys except maybe 1% of gays, 99% still want Chad.
>>24854709
thanks anon, I'm glad you got a kick out of it.
That's the core of the fantasy, it can go in a different direction every time. Sometimes I imagine overeating while feeding the slime parasite and getting fat in addition to having it inside of me, and sometimes I imagine that when my belly gets too big for me to walk that the parasite will create soft eggs out of its body and I lay them and leave them somewhere to hatch and be a parasite inside of some other girl.
>>24855332
there's still a decent amount that like them, it's just that none of them are on /r9k/
>>24854942
my gf has gone from 110-200lbs in the 7 years we have been together. wouldnt want her much bigger though. 200lbs is about my limit.
>ywn do this
>tfw you'll never find the perfect belly gf
>tfw want to fug
>can fug fat girl
>even the fat ones want chad
belly gfs are the best
>tfw dudes with this low tier fetish that actually end up dating fatties will post threads in about five years when their gf's kneecaps give out
> have belly gf
> she's into me going down on her
> every fucking time she squeezes my brain inwards with her thighs
its not hot, it actually deeply restricts breathing and makes me panic
>>24858212
Iow test
>>24858089
>>tfw dudes with this low tier fetish that actually end up dating fatties will post threads in about five years when their gf's kneecaps give out
good if her knees give out less chance or her running of and cheating you stupid cvck.
>>24858212
>> have belly gf
>> she's into me going down on her
>> every fucking time she squeezes my brain inwards with her thighs
Same fucking thing, except that I fucking love it!
makes my dick so outrageously hard... dayum.
She needs more leptin and less gherlin hormone. Hopefully her body can reach homeostasis.
>You will never have a fat nerd gf
