>Tfw nearly 8 days of nofap
>just want to fuck something
I DEMAND a girl living in Australia to meet up with me and let me ejaculate in her or or else. i don't care if you are fat, let me fuck your pussy and mouth.
for fuck sakes let me lose my virginity.
fix that worm sleeve first.
peel that shit back under a hot bath until its free.
>>24781094
Damn that's a good looking cock. Fucking hot. Post more.
>>24781118
I'll pull my foreskin back only if you suck me off. I want to know what a fucking suckey suckey feels like.
>>24781137
alright i dont have to cum in you then, is that better?
>>24781139
you're turning my stomach, lad.
>>24781094
it is so nice and veiny D:
>>24781156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
>that phimosis
Utterly inferior
>>24781195
>phimosis
Is that what you try to spread when you get jealous of a superior cock?
>>24781118
That's just a normal foreskin you jew.
>>24781127
>>24781159
why is it only gays who want to suck cock.
>tfw you will never get to fill up a women's punani
>>24781202
Trust me, I have an uncut cock and love it
Just nothing is more gross than seeing a head getting literally strangled
>>24781237
>lying this much
Don't forget to make those threads about how cut cocks are the best ;)
>>24781226
I'm not even gay. Just love uncut dicks because schlomo took mine.
how big is that? 7 inches?
>>24781254
Why does size even matter if you'll never get to use it? size is just numbers to me. worse thing is I'm a tall lanklet so women will automatically assume my dick is like 2 inches and as skinny as a slim jim.
>>24781094
I wonder how big of a load that would be? Getting filled up that well might be.. dangerous.
>>24781243
Dude, uncut cocks are infinitely superior
Just saying phimosis is fucking gross
>>24781311
You are trolling and claiming op's dick has phimosis because you're jealous. It's rather pathetic.
>>24781306
probably big but even if i dont get sex and i get to oil up a girl it will make my dream come true. i just want to oil up some luscious legs and thighs.
And titties.
http://xhamster.com/movies/2541597/blowjob_no_3.html
>>24781094
tight dick, playa.
too bad you live in a shitty prison country
>>24781411
>too bad you live in a shitty prison country
maybe so, i hear at least (on here) women in a lot of other countries especially the US hate uncut dicks. shame if so. some damn fine women in the US. Some damn fine women in Australia too, but they are all dating 11/10 guys.
a man just cant get a break.
>>24781094
go do some yoga and meditation to help calm your sexual rage. Not boutique fitness yoga, but real Kundalini yoga to unblock your lower chakras and move the energy from your balls and ass to your heart and mind.
>>24781447
i started running again and working out, but since i have no friends or a job I'm always on the PC majority of the day. video games used to keep me at bay but i find them boring now. i bet once i lose my virginity i wont want to fuck some pussy so bad. until then i doubt i will ever control my urges.
also got any websites or something on mediating (how to).
>>24781442
Just the US m8
>>24781442
No, the key to happiness is acceptance of inevitable wizardry, a stoic detachment from your libido.
See, I used to be like you. No fap made me hornier and feel more motivated to seek out sex and made me feel like it could actually happen. But it never did, and thus I went back to fapping. Now, my purpose of stopping masturbation addiction is to ultimately become more comfortable with the idea of eternal celibacy, and I'm not a true nofapper because I still sometimes edge to pictures without cumming.
Its day 6 or 7 for me, and though the crazy boners haven't begun yet, I am finding myself thinking of sex more and even just briefly glancing at women my eye contact is stronger and I feel more virile.
The challenge is to cultivate this feeling, but channel this male vital life force into other areas than just preoccupation with sex.
>>24781473
Losing your virginity will change nothing, except maybe give you and STD and child support bills.
Go outside and walk around, enjoy the summer weather, go to the beach, go hiking, go bike riding.
Find a Kundalini yoga centre, or really any form of Eastern spiritual yoga with dynamic movement and breathwork. The meditation that works best are the ones where you make hand mudras and chant, not the silent fedora-buddhist shemeditation. I personally am a lazy fuck like you who spends all my time at home on the computer, so I try to go to the yoga centre 4 times a week to participate.
>>24781557
All this is good as fuck when you read it, especially talking about going out to the beach and the works. But as soon as you see a good looking girl and a guy with his arms wrapped around her you just know hes fucking it and it sends you 6 feet deep.
But you are right about the other things, a while ago i went to some christening and saw two girls there. One of them tried to pick my cousin up who is a chad. I decided to sit down next to one of them (even though I'm shy around women) and started asking her questions. I even told her i was shy around pretty women like her. Nofap put me more out there and made me seek out sex a lot.
Makes me cringe like fuck when i think about it. But I'll try and try things like meditating.
> op gonna get no interest from women but plenty of interest from wanna be trap fags
>>24781717
that's what happens when you aren't chad.
>>24781688
>But as soon as you see a good looking girl and a guy with his arms wrapped around her you just know hes fucking it and it sends you 6 feet deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qe7ikxzqe0
>>24781797
>tfw this video does nothing but piss us all off
>he had everything
>an expensive German car
>looks
>rich daddy
us robots have none of that, he had it all and still failed.
>>24781844
thiis desu
>>24780956
>>24781885
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3347349/The-Candyman-s-crazy-Gold-Coast-mansion-party.html
life just aint fair
Chin up. At least you can spell 'lose'.
>>24782023
a-are you dyslexic?
>>24781217
it's not mate you gotta be able to see the entire mushroom tip
>>24781094
Just have a wank.
Nofap is broscience
There are no benefits after 1 week.
>>24781094
Postcode? Might consider
>>24781726
Chad here. You guys make women out like mystical beings when to me even pretty ones are just people wearing face paint that shit and eat. It's a paradox, because for you guys to get women you'd have to see them as so much less than what you actually see, so no one, not even I, will get to sleep with a woman of your fantasies, there simply not that good. You guys haven't laid in bed with a girl and gotten sweaty with her and seen her without makeup and had her next to her while she smells like BO. You only seem them at their best...
>>24783410
U a girl?
>implying
>>24783510
yes
>implying
>>24783570
>/06/15(Sun)06:07:12 No.24783510>>24783570
>>>24783410
slut
>>24783410
2134 burwood :(
>>24783657
Shoulda posted a timestamp with that.
Am not the one you responded to
>>24783410
Fuck just got back from a run OP here. I'm in 3021.
>>24783657
fuck you normie
>>24783499
nothing matters if you don't have the looks.
>>24781195
>jews in charge of knowing what phimosis is
>tfw no moist warm bloody stinking hole to stick my penis in
>>24784303
Imagine how many wet-holes will be getting fucked on new-years. Imagine how many cherries will be popped.
>Hundreds of millions of women will be getting fucked and neither of us will be tasting that pusy
>>24783499
> You guys haven't laid in bed with a girl and gotten sweaty with her and seen her without makeup and had her next to her while she smells like BO
FWIW this is actually pretty enjoyable.
>>24781094
You realise how fucking big Australia is, right anon?
>>24781094
Saying shit like this is why you're supposed to jack off regularly.
>>24784508
I'm doing it to for personal reasons, and since i want to tone down my jacking off. I was jacking off 2-3 times a day and want to tone it down to about once every week - 1.5 weeks. Right now I'm just giving my penis and rest and seeing just how long i can make it. I've strangled it so many times i want to give it a break and regenerate.
>those veins
damn, I thought I wasn't gay but that is a VERY suckable cock.
Get a drink or two into me and I'll slobber all over that thing jesus christ
>>24784554
>damn, I thought I wasn't gay
>>24783499
>You guys haven't laid in bed with a girl and gotten sweaty with her and seen her without makeup and had her next to her while she smells like BO. You only seem them at their best...
Sounds normal...
>>24781094
I'm from Melbourne and I can dress up as a girl for you and suck you off but I won't let you fuck me
>>24784622
>/r9k/
>damn I thought I wasn't gay
>>24785263
Im in melbourne as well, i couldn't live with my self if i let a guy suck me off.
Feels bad man
>>24785360
It won't be gay if one of us is dressed as a girl, anon
>>24785415
Just don't seem right, plus i want to lose my virginity to a born women.
Thanks for the offer though.
>>24781094
that penis looks like a space cannon
>>24785529
>tfw no gf to take to orbit in bed with an explosive cum shot.
>>24781094
I would give you a pity blowjob, I don't live in Australia though.
>>24785903
Whats the difference between a pity blowjob and a chad blowjob?
Do you not try when giving a pity blowjob and put less effort into it?
Will op's weenie get sucked off? Coming up in next episode!
>>24784208
I have the looks but I don't have the height or penis size. Looks mean nothing other flirting and occasional making out until they put their hand on your crotch
>>24785415
What the fuck is happening in this picture. I'm so confused.
>>24786341
Size dont matter
Fuck off normie
>>24785993
with a pity blowjob you just don't like it
you're doing it for the other person, not yourself or the pair of you
I'm sure there's less effort put into a pity bj.
>>24786618
>he thinks a grill won't instantly want to suck and fuck you if she feels a big sausage in your pants.
Wew Im laffin m8. You obviously have no experience with grills.
>>24786911
>You obviously have no experience with grills
>>24786986
can't say size doesnt matter if you have no experience. That's literally the biggest lie they will tell you other than "I love you"
w-why did i get a boner
>>24786911
>he thinks a girl will actually get to the point of feeling you up if you're unattractive
nice one retard
dick size doesnt matter, because once you get to the point that she actually sees your dick, she cant back out anymore
>>24781094
>nofap for 2 months
>relapsed yesterday
>relapsed before many times
I guess road to success is paved with failures.
Pic related, one of many reasons for me to do nofap. I cannot bear to see weakness in me. So I have to become a master of myself, the tyrant of the Self.
>>24781094
>nofap
what nonsense
>>24781226
>YOU PAYIN THE PRICE FOR THAT PUNANI
>THIS GOLD ON MY NECK IS A NEW GRAMMY
Just enter this thread to say you have a nice delicious looking cock and I hope youre proud of it, I know I am.
>>24781281
>TALL LANKLET
>BAD THING
FUCK OFF CHAD
Post more dick fag
>>24783362
So how the fuck do you know that he's unable to do so, you dumbass nigger ?
If you're uncut you can literally just pull it back to look just like a cutfag then slide it back over the head with no effort, that's how normal people that don't use wet socks or lube masturbate.
Cutfags being stupid again. Have fun with your mutilation, dried glans and inability to properly masturbate, it's not like you KV's will ever get a blowjob without being able to wash your dicks first, the only situation where circumcision is actually a little useful.
>>24789857
I don't think you understand us cutfags. I can literally do the same thing. I can pull my foreskin over my head, it just slides back. If a cutfag can't do that then their dick got fucked up
