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Happy Thanksgiving!

> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Location triangulation with cree.py: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com/
> Dating / Community site: http://yandere.org/
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
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>>24539235
>tfw no yandere gf to make fun of dindus with while eating turkey and mashed potatoes
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>Tfw i scare every girl off because im borderline Yandere
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how do I get senpai to notice me (romantically)

sometimes late at night it gets kind of hot and heavy, but we're too far apart for him to take me seriously. He's so perfect my broken obsessive instincts wont let me think of anyone else anymore, I've latched on emotionally and I don't know how to pull myself off.

I wish my feelings would go away because I have a horrible feeling I'm just going to drive him off and we won't even be friends anymore afterwards. I'm so conflicted I don't know what to do .
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>>24539566
>but we're too far apart for him to take me seriously
How far apart is too far?
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>>24539594
maybe he's 2d?
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>>24539594
apparently too far for the anon to abduct him
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>>24539594
An entirely different continent

>>24539597
I wish. Because if he weren't real, I'd be able to sleep at night without tossing and turning in bed for 3+ hours thinking about him.
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>>24539631
>An entirely different continent
Which continent?

Reading your post instantly made me think of her and I just want to know if it is..
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>It's fine or even glorified for wymyn to be yanderes
>It's genuinely disturbing if a guy even remotely fits the description of a yandere
why even bother just fuck my life up senpai
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>>24539652
Europe, just barely. Don't want to be too specific on the off chance he might read this.

I'm sorry if this isn't what you wanted to hear anon, but I'm not who youre thinking of
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>>24539566
>kind of hot and heavy
Dunno what exactly you mean by this but
>>24539631
>An entirely different continent
It might not work out for you, this kind of relationship is hard to keep up, and ends up being really painful, especially if the other person isn't as obsessive as you are. If you love him, you could try but it usually ends with a world of pain, senpai.
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>check out the community site
>online men-women ratio is 7:1

what on earth would make me want to join in that case
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>>24539686
>Europe
Oh well, I hope it works out well for you, sorry I can't help.
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>>24539689
I mean that he flirts with me pretty massively and its managed to tug my heart strings just well enough to get me obsessed over him and not my ex.


I..I know it probably cant work. And I know itd be painful. But however shitty itd feel would be leagues above how shitty I feel right now, alone and unloved. Dumped hard like the trash I am
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Senpai noticed me :3
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>>24539763
Congrats, how'd it go?
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my life has gotten so crazy and there's no getting off the ride until it's over
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>>24540029
yan derpy we miss you (me)
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I'll hide you in my walls so your body will never be found. I'll wear your skin as a suit and pretend to be you, then your friends will like you more than they used to.
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>>24540356
make sure the walls are smell proof, I wouldnt want you to get in trouble. I'd rather you be safe with my flesh until I decompose
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>>24539655
That applies to a lot of things but it should never stop you. We aren't really glorified outside of other crazies and being a women just means you can never tell if people give a shit about you or your tits.

It's thanksgiving, be thankful for your straight white male privilege kek

>>24540356
>not cutting them up, canning them, and stuffing them in the back of the pantry

amateur hour
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Happy Thanksgiving and God bless.
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>>24540356
>then your friends will like you more than they used to
I don't have any so the jokes on you nerd
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>>24540725
Have a blessed day :3

>
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>tfw you're a (male) yandere but lost the will for obsession
>tfw your spark goes out and your heart turns to stone
>tfw you realize you're not gonna make it
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>>24540779
Hey, it's the Soviet guy from Red Alert 2!
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>>24540803
DON'T GET STRUNG OUT
BY THE WAY I LOOK
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>>24540713
how would you cut me up anon?
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>>24541037
sexuaIIy
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>>24539692
It's still better than a typical dating site, and only half of them are lesbians.
Also,
>seriously looking to start a relationship on a roboto site
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>>24541315
>seriously looking to start a relationshit at all
>tfw 21
>tfw male
>tfw no one seems to want a relationshit with marriage considerations
fun times
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>>24541439
>tfw I can never have cute babies

just fuck my shit up senpai ;_;
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>tfw your gf won't take photographs of her Thanksgiving dinner but your friends will
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>>24541465
I've never had a gf.

Or friends.

That feel is foreign to me.
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Yesterday while stalking my neighbors window I saw his hand! When no one is around today I plan on going through his mail.
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>>24541502
That's a federal offense you dumb piece of shit
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>>24541585
So is murder
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>>24541663
So is tax evasion.
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>>24541693
But mutilating a baby's penis isn't.
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>>24541701
tfw I don't have a cute uncut girl dick
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>wonder what this thread is about
>read pastebin
>gives definition, root words, meanings, explanations, and analysis of what yandere means
so basically "fucking autist general"? Goodbye nerds
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>>24541712
goodbye you flaming faggot
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>>24541712
Eat a dick you piece of trash.
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>>24541712
well o k
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>>24541758

Senjougahara best girl
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>>24541816
She's literally autistic fanservice

I agree
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>>24541439
>>24541450
>tfw you've wanted to get married and have a family ever since you can remember
>tfw after 15 years of failed relationships you realize it isn't ever going to happen
>tfw you realize that everyone says 'forever' but absolutely no one means it
>tfw the last spark of passion and possessiveness in you is snuffed out forever
>tfw hope dies
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>>24541879
nothing lasts forever
except anime and shitposting
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>>24541879
Hope will only die if you let it.
Let it take you over like a disease
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>>24541919
I absolutely did let it die. Fifteen years of that shit was too much.
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>>24542007
Love will find a way to make your suffering a bit more intense, promise
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So what's everyone's plans for the day?
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>>24542667
Sleep it away
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>>24542686
I wish I could with you.
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>>24542721
Its cold and raining, I wish I could to, no homo
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>>24542686
I've been doing this lately. It's 4pm and I just woke up. I hope the person I added on skype (just as a friend!) doesn't think I don't want to talk to them. I just wake up so late and there are so many shows to watch and suddenly it's 4am and I have to go back to bed.
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>>24542759
I wish I had that kind of enthusiasm to stay awake. After playing the shit out of the new fallout I have nothing else to do and I try to go back to bed after sleeping 10+ hours.
I woke up at 9pm yesterday
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>>24542755
You need a cold shower.

>>24542759
Some people get worried anon.

>>24542800
You should smoke some weed.
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I don't get why seemingly everybody I add on skype is constantly signed in on do not disturb whether they're there or not.

Am I the only one on earth who logs out when they're not available to talk? Jeez.
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>>24542985
I'm always available, 24/7, whenever ya want me~!

Stop buying dasani, pleb
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>>24543329
You fill the thread with shit, I don't want you.
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>>24543343
It says right at the top

"YANDERE GENERAL"

A general for YANDERES

Which I am

Do you even watch anime?
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>>24543366

>yandere
>flirts with literally every anon

Do YOU watch anime?
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>>24543421
uhm I'm not flirting thats just how I interact with human beens

I will viciously hunt for a a suitable target and cling on to them like a symbiote

Until then this is just me famalamarammy
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>>24543483
Wendigo are you going to eat someone for Thanksgiving?
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>>24543526
no just lots of sweets and meats

unless you're volunteering
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>>24543483
You know you're not unique. Before you showed up, there have been countless others like you. There's always been some irritating person infesting threads, shitting them up, refusing to ever fuck off. There were others before you and there'll be others after you. You think you decided to come here? You think you made a conscious decision to come here and post the way you do? You're just filling a role. The role of the annoying shitposter. You're only here because there was a gap, a gap you were spawned in to fill.
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>>24543570
I'm not annoying, you're just a cynical snot and I refuse to let you run this thread into the shitter

Sod off or just be a good boy and kiss my feet.
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>>24543551
I kinda still have plans for this earth, so no I won't be your dinner You can get a human body on the black market for a few million dollars

>>24543570
You realize that arguing with a shitposter only shits up a thread more.
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>tfw no bf to be yandere for
>tfw no bf to introduce at Thanksgiving
>tfw probably going to be alone forever
>tfw got a losing lottery ticket

I can't stand these feels.
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>>24543667
So does replying to them at all which makes you no better
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>>24543678
>>24543667
Shitposting is all relative

I don't bitch at you for not posting according to my ideals

>>24543667
I could also just find a suicidal masochistic girl and do it for free, that's a lot easier.
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>>24543674

I can alleviate these feels anon
Fly me to you
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>>24543674
>losing lottery ticket
You realize your odds of being hit by a comet is better than winning the lottery.

>>24543678
If you can't fight them, join them!

>>24543708
And you'd be more likely to get caught.
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>>24543627
Sorry. I'll shut up and kiss your feet.
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>>24543748
"You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than win it."

>>24543756
Such a good doggy~
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>>24543784
I'm glad it pleases you. I suppose I should be on a leash too.
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>>24543674
>tfw found gf to be yandere for
>tfw she wants to be my pet
>tfw she lives across the country and is too young to move
>tfw I'll probably kidnap her at some point

It'll be a lonely holiday this year, but next year should be better.
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>>24543927
ILLEGAL
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>>24543927
>nobody will ever kidnap me

le sigh

>>24543810
>tfw no cute puppy to kick and abuse

LE SIGH
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>>24544015
If you kick a puppy I will rip out your small intestine and hang you with them from your bunk bed you vile pseudo edgy cunt

>tfw no bf to kidnap me
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>>24544015
Sounds like fun. I wish I could be there right now for you to smack around and blow off some steam.
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>>24543784

If you were a gentle domme that'd be so much better
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>>24544074
not an actual puppy you illiterate retard

>>24544082
This fucking worthless Anon
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>>24540356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nru6uZt9QK0
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>>24544015
So which is it, do you want to be the master or the pet? Or a pet with a pet?
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>>24544188
The latter sounds like fun

But if I had to choose between one or the other I'd probably go for a cozy lap I could lay my head on and a warm cage to fall asleep in
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>tfw no yandere programmer gf to live in my basement and help me maintain and extend my cpu cluster
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>>24544230
I wouldn't mind trading places. It can be fun to play either role.
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>>24544342
I agree

switch x switch is the one true love~!
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>tfw always have cold hands
>tfw no yan/gfd gf to wrap me up and hold my hands and never let go

I want OFF THIS RIDE
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>>24544374
Yeah, it really depends on my mood. Sometimes I might be amped up and want to dish out a good spanking and more, or maybe I feel I've been bad and need to take my punishment. Best of both worlds to be a switch.
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>>24544230
>>24544374
Yes, switch x switch is definitely the most fun but good luck finding a switch girl. Luckily my pet will do whatever I tell her to do so I can just order her to dom me. Though I think equal switches are impossible; you always enjoy one side a bit more.
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>>24544468
A lot of my fantasies are much more extreme than that but I'm pretty much the same

The idea of spiking my partners drink because I wanted to rape them but them catching me and forcing me to drink it instead is pretty hot

Such dynamics can only be obtained through two tru switcheroonis!

>>24544503
>you always enjoy one side a bit more

true, but what side that is fluctuates a lot
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>check site
>see another girl in the UK
>its another fucking lesbian
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>>24544685
Booooo hooo
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>>24544555
Damn, that's a good fantasy. I don't think I'd make you drink it though, since I would rather violate you while you're conscious. I have plenty of ropes to keep you immobile to play with. Or maybe I'd just pull my knife on you.

>true, but what side that is fluctuates a lot
You made your choice already.
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>>24544685
Bbbuuuuueeeeeuuuuuuhhhh
Bbbwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
that feel when girls are gay
Bbbbooooiiiiiooiiohuuuuuu
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>>24544776
anon pls I'm on the way to my grandparents they're gonna see my girl wood

woof~

>tfw cute gay boys are gay
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>>24543748
A lotto ticket is just like my odds of finding a bf to be honest
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someone abduct me please
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>>24545347
I'm right here though, all you have to do is turn in your ticket and claim your 10/10 pure blooded mexican.
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I added myself to the map.
There's two other females in my state and one guy.

There's no hope for me is there?
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>>24545535
Foursome eminent.
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>>24545347
>>24545517
Por favor...
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>>24545438
FBI is already watching me, I don't need more reasons for them to be suspicious of my actions.
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>>24545517
h-how did you know I have a thing for Mexicans desu
>would marry and give citizenship
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fml desu senpai i had no idea this show was sooo lewd!!!!
sorry for posting here. femdom general is offline atm
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>>24545770
>mfw everyone wants the full blooded 10/10 yandere mexican boy.
Jackpot.
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>>24545438
post pics so I know who to look for
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>>24545917
ugly tranny
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>>24546123
mtf or ftm?
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>>24546245
mtf
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>tfw no yandere gf to forcibly snuggle me
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>tfw white trash thanksgiving
>hiding in bathroom
>threw up twice

PLS ABDUCT
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>>24546724
I'd abduct you Wendigo but I don't have any empty cages to store you in.
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>>24545917
Just look for someone who looks like they were dropped on their face, will never remotely look like a girl and clearly lost the genetics lottery.
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>>24546598
truly american or just passerby / immgrant? tanned or pale? hair colour? eye colour? any other identifiers like glasses, piercings, tattoos, freckles?
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>>24547016
Why are you so angry at them?
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>>24547072
Because they're shitting up the thread.
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>tfw she watches you when you sleep
>tfw she kisses you in your sleep
>tfw she bites you in your sleep
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>>24547143
I'm down for that.
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>>24547082
How do you know em?

Everyone shits up these threads, not really everyone but you know what I mean.
It's gotten to the point no one will ever come here for reconciliation even if the threads were to die again and come anew.
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>>24547233
They're posting with a trip, what do you think?
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>>24547072
they're not wrong lol

>>24547030
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>>24547320
not enough description... do you want a yandere or not?
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>>24547369
Brown curly short hair, green and blue eyes with freckles under them, 6'0'', chubby, pale skin, german/Irish/native American, looks sad and dead inside.

No glasses or tattoos or piercings yet
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>>24547426
finally making some progress, you sound yummy; which state? if you are nearby I will kidnap you alright
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>>24547482
S-SC
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>>24545750
>FBI is already watching me

you know the FBI is out finding real criminals, right? why would they care about some nerd on 4chan among thousands of other nerds?

i know you're shitposting but come on
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>>24547302
Sure, if you say so.
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>>24547500
Aw damn; I'm in Maine... way too far =/
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>>24547699
;_____;

time for seppuku
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>>24547699
What city in Maine?
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>>24547737
thank you for ruining every thread you enter, you're doing work that no one else seems to be able to do.
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>>24547772
back off you pig
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>>24547772
The main city in maine.
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>>24547737
no need for sudoku, one day we'll meet.
>>24547772
bangor, why?
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>>24547839
>one day we'll meet

liar ;~;
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>>24547839
Having fun in white trash town, tranny?
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>>24547821
who's that cutie
>>24547857
ok, technically I could die today and then yes, I'd be a liar...
>>24547863
1) I'm not a tranny nor any variation
2) not from here, moved for work
3) I work > go home > repeat, so I haven't really noticed the people that much
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>>24544164
That was close.
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>>24547863
fuck off you ridiculous cunt

>>>24547906
post your email you tranny abductor
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>>24547906
I googled stupid smile and these things came up.
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>>24547950
At least I have a cunt.

>>24547906
Don't forget to carry your firearm at all times, place is a crackhead conglomeration.
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>>24547950
idk, kinda concerned about trolls... if I give you a mail, how do I know it's going to be you? it's not like you can tripcode through mail...
>>24547958
i don't understand your reply (at least not if you meant to reply to me)
>>24547991
never heard of any coworkers getting mugged nor robbed, also never had issues at malls, stores, kiosks, markets or supermarkets
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Guys shut the fuck up I'm trying to think.
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>>24548130
BANG BANG AAAHAHHHAAAA
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>>24548091
because I can just confirm it in the thread
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>>24548142
What does this mean by this?
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I hate this years thanksgiving. All the food I helped cook is being eaten by a bunch of family members I do not even care for, I wish there was some nice boy I could feed and sedate. Im sure he would be happy when he wakes up, I'd take good care of him so he wouldnt want to leave me
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>>24548375
Nah see I can't eat no turkey, turkey make me burp.
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>>24548375
I'm a girl, would you feed me anyway?
I just want some nice food...
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>>24548170
post a picture of your eyes, and I will reply with my mail and then we'll talk forever and ever
>>24548375
>I wish there was some nice boy I could feed and sedate
desu, if someone cute offered to feed me today, I would take the offer, if I'm falling asleep and wake up in like their couch or bed, and turns up they are yandere for me, that'd be the dream
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tfw thanksgiving is such a big deal for Americans and people in the extended family get together to eat a meal whereas nobody here in Canadaland really cares about thanksgiving during Canadian thanksgiving.
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>TFW I can only hide my crazy from guys for maybe 3 months before they realize I am not "chill"
I really want to be nice and good, it's so hard. Ugh.
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>half of this fucking thread in a nutshell
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>>24548666
>half of this fucking site in a nutshell
fix'd that for you, also nice satanic trips.
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>>24548606
>tfw thanksgiving is such a big deal for Americans
It's not, christmas sales start during the middle of october.
Thank you black friday </3
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>>24548416
I also made ham if thats what you prefer.

>>24548432
I would not object to it, as long as you were grateful for it. Everyone here is just mooching because they are too lazy to make their own Thanksgiving meals even though they have their own families.

>>24548458
If only, I hate ungrateful people
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>>24548795
>I also made ham if thats what you prefer
How bout I put one cross yo lip.
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>>24548795
Of course I would be grateful!
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!!JHp9q7W/WXz, where did you go? i have my email adress on the pasting-clipboard, ready to post it... were you just trolling?
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>>24548986
no, I wasn't
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>>24549423
why didn't you answered then? did you lose interest? =(
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Sorry Mr.Janitor / Mod

(my email was deleted, I guess it's against the board / site rules, sorry... but anyway.... !!JHp9q7W/WXz, I hope you managed to catch it before the post got nuked)
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>>24549759
I've never seen such honest remorse on this site.
I bet you're a nice person.
Instead of rambling and complaining like every other person would, you accept it, apologize and move on.
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>>24549759
I am your email.
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>>24549821
>>24549759
Okay I'll email you

sorry for missing it
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GUYS THERE'S CHICKEN ON THE WEBISTE
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>>24549820
Thank you for your kindness, but I would never use "nice" as a way to describe myself. I just try to be polite and not to be mean to other posters.
>>24549821
Well, at least the janitor / mod can see IP and I won't get banned for it, since they'll know that's not me.
>>24549904
I'll be waiting =)
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>>24549904
could you confirm me what provider (yahoo / hotmail / etc) did you use to mail me? I have 4 mails, fortunately all from different providers.
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memes

>>24550161
gmail
[email protected]
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Why are red pandas so amazing /yg/?
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>>24550517
>Why are raccoons so amazing /yg/?
I fixed your post.

This is Raccoon territory, tripfag. I strongly advise you to slowly back away from animal-related topics... or else.
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>>24550724
look at it's cuddly face how can you say no
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>>24550808
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, TRIPFAG?!?!
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>>24550161
>no response
ok

>>24550968
uhm yeah
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>>24547839
What industry do you do for work in bangor? A company I work for has a branch located out in maine.
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>>24550481
>>24551019
sorry... i hope you understand that if I post in this thread is because im yandere and that means that things like stalking are to be expected... with your mail I found your twitter, steam and then connected the dots to the profile in the yandere dating site and I from what I read I felt discouraged to keep contacting you... i dont think we would even make good friends

im very sorry to disappoint you, I ofc wont disclose your email or any info i found on my own, so no need to worry about that
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Hiding behind the shadows
I'll be waiting in the dark
to drive this blade straight through your heart
I'll drag your body to the car
as blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are tonight
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>>24551355
I've said before that it wasn't serious, but okay, thanks

I'm not really in any condition to talk to anyone right now anyway

>>24551364
please do
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>>24551019
>>24551019
Last warning, tripfag, you don't want me to make you my temporal nemesis. I'm a top-tier TruYandie and I'm not afraid to use my overdeveloped doxxing skills to humiliate you. If you dare post another red panda in response, you'll leave me no choice but to summon my army of raccoons upon you.

Walk away, don't reply and stop shitposting.
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>>24551567
Whatever you do I'll win because of the mild interest you'll provide for a bit, I can't be any more hurt than I already am.
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>>24551567
>>24551643
Oh sorry, here fammy
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>>24551643
>>24551652
Since it's thanksgiving, I feel I should be nice. I'll let this pass.

Nex time, you won't be so lucky.
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>next week, on #yg
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>>24551848
>letting your guard down

I'll eat you
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>>24552012
Don't push me, glasses.
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>>24552108
Don't hurt me I'm just an innocent little thing....

/push
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>>24552429
Delete it then remake it.
Nothing worse than these kind of errors, they must be fixed or I can't sleep at night.
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>>24552451
I don't have glasses you're bad at this
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Stop bullying Mr/Ms !!JH
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>>24552521
Pls protect me Anon ;~;
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>>24552445
Thanks, fern... but just when I reload the page to see the posts gone, they got the reply.
>>24552521
I'll do it... for you.
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>>24552582
RACCOONS A SHIIIITTTTTT

THEY'RE JUST A LESSER LESSER PANDA

THEY'RE THE BLACKS OF RED PANDAS

THEY EAT OUT OF GARBAGE CANS AND CARRY DISEASES

RED PANDAS ARE ALREADY A LESSER PANDA

YOU'RE WORTH LESS THAN THAT DAYUMMM SON
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>>24552640
It's alright, tripcode faggio, there is no need to be upset. I already said I wouldn't bully you, and I'd rather not go back on my word.
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>>24552704
O-Okay senpai ;//;
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I got a shooting pain going down my right leg, is that bad?
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>>24553695
It could be Deep Vein Thrombosis if you don't move and stretch a lot. Look it up and see if you have the same symptoms and for a way to help you with your pain.
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>>24553752
I looked it up and it doesn't sound like I have it. All I got is an annoying pain traveling up and down my leg.
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>>24554104
are you overweight?
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>>24554147
Quite the opposite. I'm underweight.
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>>24552704
Your'e really a stupid bitch
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>>24543674
im available right here
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Anyone else here schizophrenic?
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>>24554197
Yikes, you almost baited me into doing something I would have felt remorse for later. Well played.
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what if I never get a gf? what happens then?
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>>24554902
you die
and love
and die again
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>>24554413
Do you need help with anything?
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>>24554413
My great grandma was schizo, idk if I got it. Sometimes I just ignore it and focus on making shekels
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>>24554816
:3 yaay
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>>24554816
>tfw no smart yandere girlfriend
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>>24555344

I just came here for delicious Yuuka and I am not the person you are replying to. Carry on.
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I hate everybody. I feel so alone. Please love me, please care about me, somebody.
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>>24556610

Take it easy, Anon.
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>>24556689
Not until I'm the centre of somebody's universe. I offer the same in return so why won't anybody fucking love me
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>>24556791
It's odd how there's actually a perfect 1:1 ratio of men to women on the planet, but then you have to remember that there are gays and lesbians, Muslims with many wives, trannies and whores who fuck it up for us unfortunate few.

Remember who your enemy, it's the entire world.
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>>24557042
I know anon. The whole fucking world and everyone in it.
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>>24555344
I'm schizophrenic and not really, just accepting my loneliness.
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Kinda wish that electric blanket would come in the mail, I got locked out of my place and the temperature is supposed to drop.
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>>24554413
I might be a schizo
Hearing things that go bump, seeing things out of the corner of my eye and compulsively looking behind me to see if something is there.
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If you ask to talk to me/for my KIK the least you could do is fucking message back!
Seriously i just met this guy but it's stressing me out he doesn't reply...
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>>24557455
>Using Kik

Fucking normies, go die.
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>>24557499
hey i rather have a stupid fucking KIK then give out my steam or skype honestly
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>>24557519
>Using your phone for anything.

Normal people go die.
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>>24557247
What kind of pattern/color will that electric blanket be?
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>>24557455
I know this feel all to well, if your gonna ask for someone's contact info at least try to talk to them.
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>>24557536
I discovered the plush ones are really thick, so I got it in 'mushroom' which is really just beige.
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>>24557583
>plush
>beige
Good taste, may a hundred years of comfort be upon you.
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>ywn have an obsessive lover who takes what they want from you
>tfw this dynamic will always be kek tier irl
>tfw you would murder them if you got keked
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>>24557660
I would be comfortable if I wasn't locked out.
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>>24557723
How did you get locked out anon?
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>>24557838
Because they don't have a keywatcher.
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>>24557838
I still live with my parents and my stepdad and I got into a fight. I decided to go out for fresh air and when I tried to get back in it was locked. When I started pounding on the door my stepdad told me through it I can't come back in for the rest of the night. Atleast I have a jacket and my phone, right?

I swear if I was still a kid I'd call the cops but legally they can kick me out for the night.
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>>24557967
you can hire me as a keywatcher if you want
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>>24558050
Fucks a keywatcher?
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>>24557967
If you are cold you might be able to chill at a truckstop or gas station
I hope it gets resolved soon
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>>24557225
Accept is a difficult word to understand, at least for me.
Admitting defeat and letting it control you is not the same as accepting.
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>>24558072
someone who watches the key.

They can also be employed to keep an eye out for visits ringing the door bell, or for deliveries.
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>>24558108
I know of a 24hr farm fresh a few miles from here, I could probably sleep in a bathroom stall for the night.

>>24558119
Oh, no I don't need one of those, I know where my keys are, inside on my desk. As for visitors and packaging that's what I do here.
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>>24558197
So you're a keywatcher? You should hire a keycarrier and maybe you could benefit from a watchkeeper as well.
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I wonder if he had a nice thanksgiving without me.
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Would a yandere be very empathetic and tuned into my emotions? Would she go to great lengths never to hurt me?
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>>24558810
Yeah.

Some guys like the extremist ones who go with double suicide and kidnapping,but most of us here just want a clingy, affectionate, dominant and protective gf.
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>>24559263
>most of us here just want a clingy, affectionate, dominant and protective gf
But do they exist?
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>>24559263
Double suicide is true love.
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>>24559283
Nope, women are so used to receiving it they're too entitled to even return affection. Yanderes are a myth, sadly.
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>>24559360
I think it comes more easily to them because they don't have to be so emotionally repressed. Still seems like clingy, affectionate, dominant, and protective is asking for an awful lot, though.
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Do any girls use yandere.org?

http://yandere.org/members/chaosalive/
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>>24559478
>Do any girls use yandere.org?
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Tfw no shit posting mtf who you can hold onto while posting black cuk threads
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>>24559478

there's quite a few girls who either

>aren't dating
>are lesbians
>live way out in bumland

so you just have to keep on at it
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>>24560531
Sword boner.
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>Make account on yandere.org
>find a girl
>sounds cute from the profile
>One of those "Just message me" types
>try to work up the confidence to send a message to her
>Wake up, look at yandere.org
>her account is gone

It wasn't supposed to be like this
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