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Cold, rainy, miserable morning edition
My wisdom tooth hurts
Morning robots~ How are you all today?
I'm feeling quite tired today tbqh~
>>24515310
should probably go to the dentist soon lad~
I am sad again today
>>24515162
MATLAB exam this morning
any fellow engineers feel my pain?
>>24515162
>French solidarity poster
Bit offensive to any muslims coming to get their bennies
Slept properly for the first time in a week or so, would be feeling pretty good but got a meeting with someone important at work this morning and think he'll be pressuring me for ideas.
all the wagekeks in my house are stirring. gonna go to bed soon and watch some community.
hope it keeps raining and being miserable, i can enjoy the sound and the normies can whine about having to deal with bad weather before getting keked at/by their jobs
>see rain
looks like I'll be skipping uni today lads~
I have lots of work to do anyway so two hours of lectures isn't that significant
>>24515395
Dentist? In the UK mate?
>>24515395
Pretty good. Need to get a little shopping done later, then spend the rest of the day doing nothing.
>>24515498
>yawnsmug delusion
>>24515424
Yeah, I dislike the margin of error you get when working with a high amount of significant digits in MATLAB. Also, MATLAB sucks at recursive functions.
>>24515498
rain rain come and stay
please ruin a normies day
>>24515506
Wow, I completely forgot it isn't on the NHS~ Don't know where I got that idea from
>>24515512
Nice one lad~ Doing nothing is great
>tfw I get paid for being a neet shut in
Who else reeling in the free money here?
>>24515525
not delusional at all. i dont like living.
just hope it rains so i can be /comfy/ and know other people are having a shit day too. shallow, i know.
I'm a Paki in need of white chav pussy.
First day as a seasonal temp today in a posh shop. I have to wear all black and i'm scared.
Probably going to call in sick tbqh
>>24515806
Me senpai rolling in the ESA desu
>>24515162
anyone else /high/?
>>24515548
>being this evil
Who's got a fucking cold eh?
I can only breathe through one nostril.
>>24516004
Poleaboo thinks it's disgusting that millions of pounds are put into finding a cure for cancer but nothing is put into curing the common cold
>tfw you log in on your fake normiebook account and see all your old school friends simply existing and it makes you bitter and angry even though you're probably better looking than most of them tbqh
Hopefully Boots meal deal at lunch will cheer me up x
why the fuck cant i be tall
>>24515982
>>24515982
Nope, left Birmingham and still can't buy any weed.
>>24516026
Tripfags>poleaboo
You actually make the time each post to identify yourself, they just made one big mistake you're making one every time.
tfw you cant bypass filters on rwhinek
;_;
>>24515162
l.a.d.s i'm going to get beaten up by a 25 year old. is there anyway i can deal with this or should i just look forward to spending a month in the ICU.
guy looks like an actual grizzly bear.
>>24516218
What's caused this then?
>>24516218
Couldn't you report them to the police for threatening you?
>>24516232
fucked his gf lol
>>24516237
thanks anon i literally forgot the police were a thing, no sarcasm
>>24516281
You bloody scamp!
>>24516218
let him do it and invite your mum over at the same time
NEETS needed in Discord and Chill
Here's an obnoxious intro video to fill you in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boH1J3MH_XI
Click and join the banter:
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvIXwz7r
OPTIONAL client:
https://discordapp.com/
Got about 3500 calories on my cut, what should I spend it on?
>dominos
>indian shop next door with lots of curries
>mcdonalds
>paki shop with the 20 inch pizzas and 1/2 lbs burgers
choices choices
Was kind of hoping Putin wouldn't have been a pussy to be quite honest. I want WW3 already.
I've often thought if there was a button I could push to wipe out humanity, I wouldn't hesitate pushing it. Hopefully I'll get to see humans wiping each other out before I die.
>>24516736
Get yourself a nice dirty curry f-am, have a nice day :)
Going insane for not having a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
>Aquire gf
>been together 7 months
>no longer have urge for sex now I know I can have it whenever I want
>randomly dreaming of fucking some crush I had from high school, wake up, really in love with crush for like half an hour for some reason
Is this what happens in every relationship and men don't mention it or am I just a shit bag? I'm under no doubt if I somehow fucked my crush I'd get bored and want someone else
>>24516939
You don't love her, and the novelty of shagging her has worn off.
Best to end it now
haven't got work until 12:45 then going to pick up the christmas tree
>>24516959
What does love feel like?
Why do I get a hangover if I go out but feel fine if I stay in, even I drink more when I'm in?
>>24516985
Staying in you're probably sitting still, going out you're moving about and sweating and dehydrating yourself which is essentially what a hangover is also staying in you're probably eating more and more regularly so it's absorbing more alcohol
>>24516980
No idea, never loved any of my exes
Going to Asda, anyone want anything?
>>24517066
umm im going to aldi with my mum in 40 mins dont take this away from me
SPENDING REVIEW SOON FELLOW SPENDERS!
>too anxious and depressed to go to my care co-ordinator about my anxiety and depression
reminder if you watch anime with young girls your a nonce
http://sketchtoy.com/
draw something cute :)
>>24517566
I watch anime by myself
>>24516281
absoilute mad man
>>24516961
Too early for that mate
>>24517584
http://sketchtoy.com/66223970
Sitting at work with fuck all do,. Gonna go greggs get some scran
Poleaboo is seriously starting to get sick of being made out to be in the wrong in this thread. He thinks you should think before you post or there will be grave consequences
>>24515982
what you smokin on? high af got dole in a min too
>>24517844
kill yourself mate
>>24517852
lol no, get a job
>>24517837
Not poleaboo senpai
Just had a fray bentos steak and kidney pie for lunch, I'm living like a king.
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
help
>>24517958
fuck yes anon, fray bentos' pies/puddings are god tier
>>24517962
I'm at work no thanks.
>tfw listening to love songs and imagining they're about waifu~
kind of a good and bad feel tbqh
>>24518109
im listening to taylor swift m8
>>24518109
>>24518150
im not a faggot so i dont need constant noises
>>24518198
>not needing constant distraction from dark suicidal thoughta
what are you, a normie?
If we all met up and had a fight with the normies from /int/, who'd you reckon would win?
>>24518220
>suicide
normie inc most people here are even too beta to kill themselves
>>24515162
>This smug cunt has a job, why dont YOU?
kek
>>24516690
Gay as fuck mate. Take it back to reddit.
>>24516281
Police won't do anything, this is a civil matter.
I'd make peace with your loved ones and accept your fate head on.
>>24518014
>tfw normies slag you for eating tinned pie
>>24518322
nah finger the police up the arse they do what you want
>might end up getting medicated
>worried i'll end up as some kind of normie robot (not the /r9k/ kind, but just another boring generic automaton)
i might be a fucking mess, but i don't want to be like most people. i'm human and i want to stay that way even if it makes me sad.
but if i can stay human and be happy that works.
>>24518233
/int/, straight away, most of the autists from here would have anxiety attacks or something and /int/ wouldn't even have to fight
>>24518356
just dont take it lmao i have loads of adhd and autim meds and i just throw them in the bin
>>24518356
If you start taking drugs your personality will change to the point where you will have died and someone else inhabits your body.
Stay well away.
>>24518375
>throw them in the bin
Should be selling those on darkweb familee
>blood on TP
>worried it's bad
>go to doctors
>RUBBER GLOVE TIME
>just a little tear, need more fibre in diet
feels pretty good lads
>>24518375
>>24518391
Not that guy but I'm curious, can you take meds when you need them and ignore them the rest of the time without fucking yourself up?
Like if you're in uni, ignore them 99% of the time and then take them for exams/revision.
>>24515162
Thanks for using the latest britfeel OP
>>24518460
Those types of drugs, I'm assuming modafinil, won't fuck you up.
But if you've ever known an ex-junkie you'll know what long term drug use can do. Anti-autism, anxiety etc. drugs are specifically designed to kill one person and replace them with another.
>>24518729
>>24518782
>>24518814
>>24518829
>>24518903
This is getting weird
Why all the dead posts?
>>24518946
Garbage posts.
Is it gay to want to suck a girl's dick?
>>24518943
4chan gold pass privilege. 2 shitposts for the price of one.
Poleaboo doesn't find these imposter posters funny or clever.
>>24519042
That's funny cos nobody find poleaboo funny or clever either
Afternoon everyone about to have lunch
Beer and pizza today
How is everyone?
Thanks to the guy who posted that Studio Ghibli piano music last night was listening to it and went right to sleep.
Absolutely fantastic day today lads Tbh.
Had a few ciders yesterday and watched Gotham, woke up today at half one feeling great after finally getting a day off work and some kip.
Had a fry-up and read the news on my new sofa.
Haven not felt remotely this good in years.
>>24519055
Poleaboo isn't looking to be clever or funny. He just wants his life back.
>>24518439
>going to doctor because of this
You fell for their propaganda mate. I know they always got those adverts on saying 'if there is blood in your shit go to doctor as you have cancer' but it is just an excuse for the doctor's to fondle some ass and the BBC is in on it. I've had bleeding as consistently for like 6 years and I'm fine. Never went to the doctor about it once.
>>24519042
Read an article about Poleaboo in today's Metro.
Here's the same story from The Tab.
http://thetab.com/uk/aberystwyth/2015/11/24/aber-student-hid-camera-toilet-brush-spy-housemates-shower-4657
Nice weeb name change mate. I'm sure everyone thinks you're cool.
>>24519107
>But he denied any wrongdoing, saying he didn't realise the practise was illegal
Doesn't he have a degree in accounting? How is he this thick?
>>24519107
>One video filmed an unsuspecting nude girl for an entire twelve minutes and another for six.
How has he not gotten his head kicked in?
If that was my sister/gf/daughter I would rip his scrotum off
>>24519076
Maybe there's hope for us all. Or not.
>>24519055
AN ORIGINAL COMMENT SAYING BUUUUUURRRRRN
>>24519248
Oh im sure it's just a one day thing. Ill be back to misery tomorrow but today i feel great.
Also a bit off my face with Sudafed drowsy cold medicine.
>>24519076
That's good man I'm happy for you.
I went on birth control for my seborrheic dermatitis two months ago and because they make your body mimic pregnancy my nipples have turned browner.
Isn't that strange?
I wonder if they'll return back to pink when I stop.
Anyway I just wanted to tell somebody.
Nobody's called me for ages
Last week was filled with hustle and/or bustle, now nothing.
...thank god.
>>24519312
FUCK OFF ROASTIE blox
Need to make this an original comment, soz lads
>>24519097
it's been over a few months though, to be honest it was more for peace of mind since I have really bad anxiety.
>>24519398
Fuck off ISIS
>>24518399
too much effort lad
>>24519076
That's really wonderful to hear anon~
>>24519376
Iie blox.
>Got to go to the post office to send off 3 games I sold on ebay
>Waiting until it's dark because social anxiety kicking off
It's really frustrating when I'm outgoing if I'm with just 1 other person, yet when I'm on my own I just wanna crawl into a ball. Feels like everyone is staring at me when I know they aren't
>>24515416
Aw how sad
>>24519532
That's weird mate I prefer go as early as possible because all the normies are at work and all the chavs are still in bed so it is very peaceful. I don't like to go out after 5pm because that's when all the chavs come out so really dangerous to walk around.
>>24519599
when you go out early though ppl probably judge you like "wow you're young why aren't you at work? you're such a loser"
>>24519398
that's great, now you can tell those muslims to stop killing people.
>>24519599
oh thanks cunt, theres a big tunnel between the post office and sainsburys and ill need to go there to get money from my card and now im gonna get stabbed by chavs.
>>24519003
As long as it's a feminine penis you're good mate
>>24519653
Does the Post Office not have an ATM? I'm sure every Post Office where I live has one.
Need to go and put money in my bank but I'm too nervous to actually go into the bank.
JUST
>>24519685
Its a sorting office so i'm not sure. Haven't been there for a while and never really paid too much attention. I'll be over the moon if there is, though I also need to go to town to buy one or two things, then I won't have to come back at another time :(
>>24519398
>Bible
>quoting the old testament
top kek
>>24519691
Some ATM's have a thing for deposits. You put the money in an envelope and stick it in the top slot after you choose deposit on the machine.
Anyone else going to the good food show tomorrow? It's like an anime convention but with food.
>>24519398
>There are 0 (ZERO) real christians still on Earth
>Poleaboo today woke up before 2pm for the second time in a week
>Poleaboo today had his first shower this week
>Poleaboo today shaved for the first time in over a week
>Poleaboo today almost feels human again
>Poleaboo needs a haircut, maybe get one tomorrow
>Poleaboos dad called him a "good lad"
>>24515162
Thanks for the weather update OP, every ducking day.
Try and be a bit more creative
Thanks
>>24519532
>>24519599
I prefer to go early just to get the earliest delivery possible.
>>24519796
Its called a cash point mate.
>Had enough of Jobcentres shit and signed off after realizing I dont need their money as I dont use it, it just sits in my bank account.
It was very liberating, oddly. Because after realizing I don't need the money, I went in just not taking their shit for once because I wasn't afraid of sanctions. After another bullshit meeting, I've decided to sign off.
>>24519943
Ur mums called a cash point m8
>>24519691
Is it cash? If it is a cheque you could always post it in.
Most banks you don't have to speak to people anyway you just put it in the deposit machine.
>>24519963
Haha good one lad, at least I don't have to felch my nan for pocket money
>>24519956
Good lad, I know that feel. I was working cash in hand while on the dole but eventually got sick of their shite so signed off, wasn't worth it for the extra 50 odd quid a week.
>click buy now on amazaon and the countdown was literally at 0 secs
epick
>Someone else has committed suicide by jumping off the Avon Gorge
I'm sure that's like the 10th person in 2 years. Might have to get involved before they put up a fence.
>>24520001
Yeah, I was only using it for bus faire there and to my volunteering thing, which I got myself, and which the JC kicked up a storm about because I got it myself.
>tfw can overhear normie flatmates complaining about me again~
all because I refuse to fetch and carry stuff for them. They always say they'll pay me back but they never do
>>24520094
>wanting to fit in
fuck off normie
>>24520124
>tfw you have now decided to use a tripcode so I can filter your insufferable mundane whinings
>>24518649
this, modafinil is fine to take, just use it sparingly.
>>24520191
I find it ironic because they seem like a nice guy but they're so fucking annoying and boring no one wants to listen to them
>>24520248
>no one wants to listen to some faggot complaining about the same insignificant problems everyday
Yeah I can see the irony there too mate.
>internets been cut
>forced to go to costa to leech off wifi on my phone
Only one more week of this
How do I get the motivation to look for another job?
>>24520248
Use skype: not.the.batman
>>24520348
You just ending it all, lad?
>>24520390
Arse wrong thread
>>24520346
>no one wants to listen to some faggot complaining about the same insignificant problems everyday
that's literally what britfeel is for
AM l BANNED?
oops posted in the wrong thread i dont play runescape still tho guys i swear i dont
Mum just bought Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes from a fucking charity shop
It only has one of the two disks but the full package with 2 disks in the box is worth 50quid+ on ebay
Would it be worth buying the other disk for 20quid then holding onto it for the future?
its getting dark anons
Took too much dex-amp earlier, I'm now crashing
Its a sad feel
>drink energy drink
>heart stops beating for almost 2 seconds
this occassionally is normal right?
Will I ever make it out of Birmingham lads?
just went to subway to spend a voucher
>qt on till, dudebro refilling salad
>"Hi, what can I get you?"
>"I'd like this deal please"
>hand her the voucher
>dudebro looks over
>"Sorry mate, we don't take them any more"
>5 seconds of sheer panic, I only brought the required money with me
>"Knock it off David, what kind of bread do you want?"
Why the fuck do normies do that??
In a professional environment of all places
I'd report him but I'd rather just never go back.
The sub was awful too.
>>24520610
Not all people do, I'm 'normie' and can't stand people that do that, literally the worst sense of humour just trying to make people feel awkward
Window in my room doesn't fully shut properly so now I'm fucking freezing
>>24520610
>>24520649
the best response is to just say nice job mate
>>24520676
silicone seal it man
>>24520676
wear more clothes its fucking easy
>>24520692
Easier said than done.
The first thing I'd do if I could actually talk under pressure is show them the expiry date on the voucher, but I was a million miles away thinking 'oshitoshitsoshit'.
Story of my fucking life.
>>24520676
Look into getting it fixed lad, it's only gonna get colder.
wow I have 346.90
what a great time to have money.
with black Friday and all.
what should I buy?
>>24520822
Equipment for an exit bag
#NEETVillage when?
I often fantisie that we all buy caravans for under 400GBP each and put them on some wasteland and start a village of neets/robots.
We would be able to play video games together and not be lonely.
How do we steal electricity?
How do we deal with government trying to move us on?
Can we claim benefits/job seekers to support us?
What will you bring to the Robot Village?
IF we grow in enough power, would women start to come?
>>24520822
buy me stuff from amazon pls im a cute girl
>>24520925
>I want to live like gypsies but in a homosexual community
no thanks
>>24520822
got bennies today
I'm going to blow it all on friday just to piss off tax payers
>>24520925
HAHA fucking hell, but yeah i'd take a vacation there
>>24520597
Yeah but only as far as Wolverhampton
>>24520937
post wishlist
>>24520925
Probably won't happen unless you can convince all of your mothers to come with you and make tendies.
>>24520962
Haha, yeah!
That'll teach 'em big guy!
Nonce.
i just dont know lads
>Took a shit
>ass bled significantly as i wiped
why lads
>>24520937
I'll buy you stuff if you really are post your wishlist
>>24520983
tax payer detected
![104157[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0qJrLns.jpg "104157[1].jpg")
>>24520974
I think we can make it work.
We can go to cash and carry, buy a very large ammount of tendies, cook them in large batches. All well be well fed.
Please post more potential problems for NEETVILLAGE and we can try to solve them.
>>24521005
Classic.
Not one original thought in your head, stay unemployed my man, society doesn't need your contributions
>>24520469
explain famalam
>>24521004
Battlefront
A new GPU
Beard trimmer
>>24520925
What would we do about water?
And how do we dispose of robot waste?
NEET Village sounds nice though~
>>24521099
Don't sound like a cute girl tbqh
>>24521126
Going to paki shop desu.
Want anything?
ive got money it's alright.
>>24521110
We find field next to old lady's house and a hosepipe?
We go on youtube and find out how to steal water? It would be a team project?
Waste disposal would be we throw waste into a drain cover.
>saw mum browsing and laughing at /pol/
What the fuck
good morning guys, how is everyone?
>Dad is watching Memeions.
>>24521267
bummed out and fed up
>>24516817
Lol paki shill pls go
cant remember if i took my prozac or not lol
>>24521312
Why is that anon, what's up?
>>24521404
well if youre feeling okay best not take it twice.
>>24521439
dont listen to him double prozac makes you feel twice as nice
>>24521461
will triple dose make me feel 3x as good?
only on 20mg right now desu i need more
>>24520962
Blow it on hookers and takeaway pizza.
>>24521488
no point, my dick doesn't work
i like pizza though
>>24521503
I can help you make it work, wink wink
Mummy isn't coming home till 9 or 10pm lads, should I order something to eat or eat leftovers?
>>24521626
Cook something for yourself you spacker.
>>24521656
I can't because I'm a retard. So what should I order?
>>24521673
im a retard and i can cook
>>24521687
Sounds like you're less of a retard than me.
>>24521701
no i probably just try more
>people arguing over whose more retarded.
>>24521706
Don't really want to waste ingredients like mad like I've done before, I've given it a good shot even with my mum's help but I'm too stupid.
Why are English pakis so rude? Honestly I can't figure it out. Why are they never nice?
>>24521746
www.4chan.org
>>24521503
>my dick doesn't work
you just haven't met the right guy
>>24521758
I made souffles once just to see if I could, as long as you can read you can follow instructions which means you can cook
>>24521776
They're an oppressed minority, they don't have to be friendly to you after everything your people have done to them.
But watch your fucking manners around them or you're nicked sunshine.
>I fucking wish that was a joke.
>>24521758
tfw i made cookies once but used salt instead of sugar
>>24521815
>as long as you can read you can follow instructions
I follow instructions, I've even had my mum watching over me and things end badly unless she takes over because I completely lack the awareness to be able to correctly judge when things are cooked or not cooked and stuff like that.
>>24521815
The only reason why most people don't cook is they over estimate how hard it is, they can be bothered or the main one is they don't follow the instructions clearly
Evening lads. Another day of wageslavery done. Now to eat a curry, fap to my oneitis' facebook pics and go to bedkill me ;_;
>>24521843
almost no recipes will say cook until you think its done they give specific times
>>24521746
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.07% content).
>>24521870
Yes and what I'm saying is that wehn I've followed the time given, it doesn't look cooked and I've done something wrong and don't know what because it's undercooked, or it ends up overcooked.
>>24521882
testing
orginal comment desu
>>24521895
because your too lazy to read the instructions properly. this is why most people are shit at cooking
Looking forward to making Pasta Bolognese tonight lads
>Checking Yik-Yak
>"When someone finds out you browse /r9k/
>I've found you, anon.
>>24521967
As I said, I've had my mum help me a few times as well and it has still ended up with her taking over to help before things got ruined. It's not laziness even though you seem to think it's everything but me just being capable. When I call myself a retard I don't just mean I'm not good at stuff, I am a literally 76 IQ retard.
>>24521988
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.37% content).
>>24521990
You are like two points higher than Forrest Gump.
>>24521990
Doubt that
>tfw you realise you haven't talked to another human being today
>>24522099
Good excuse to kill yourself you fucking cunt.
>>24522099
didn't realise this was a strange thing and I've never felt sad about this.
>>24519068
post the music
>>24519107
this isn't actually poleaboo is it? thought he lived in scotland?
>>24522045
So this just comes down to you not believing me, what a pointless waste of time. I guess carry on believing that cooking is something literally every one can do.
>>24522195
prove your iq is 76 kappa desu desu
Guy in my office got arrested for being a paedo.
She was 14 and was up for it. Don't see what the big deal was, personally.
>>24522305
How am I meant to do that? Take one of the "online IQ tests"?
>>24522193
Poleaboo said he was 24 the other day and the guy in the article is 22, so probably not~
>>24522393
yeah but its the law has to be some limit and its at 16 so thats the law
>>24522411
Kill yourself you fucking cock sucker.
>>24522411
don't you fucking dare ever reply to me again you bulimic wasteman
>ordering a xxl meat pizza and bbq ribs from papa johns
what should I get with it?
A double dose of jalapeno cheesy bites (22 pcs) or a combo of 9 chicken poppers and 10 cheesy bites?
Nuggets tend to be really shitty from chain branches tho, just had mcdonalds and my god that was awful, literally no texture I couldn't tell it was real meat.
>>24522305
proof is pic related, it's me
I got my 8 week review at work today.
This cunt manager i have goes on and on about bad hygiene. I don't have fucking bad hygiene. i shower everyday.
Honestly im offended and mortified because i have to discuss this with 3 other managers tomorrow who wont believe me when i say he's writing bullshit.
Honestly i would admit if i kept r9k standards of hygiene but i dont. I shower every day and i even wear cologne when i go out.
What the fuck is this bullshit? I sweat alot so maybe that's it but it's because im working in a fucking kitchen with ovens everywhere.
So annoyed i won't be able to just tell him to fuck himself.
>>24522504
That pic reminds me of the time the retard at my school came in to show off her 5 metre swimming award. I still laugh to this day.
>>24522518
just man up and ring his house at night and threaten him anonymously
>>24522411
Fuck off you pokemon rentboy.
>>24522504
>ough
>>24522481
get the chicken poppers and bites
bites alone aren't that great, just some cheese in breadcrumbs
>>24522518
Do you wash your hands regularly during the day? Brush your teeth after lunch? Flush the toilet?
Anything like that could be the reason he finds you unclean.
>>24522621
Who the fuck brushes their teeth at work?
>>24522621
Nobody brushes their teeth after lunch. He specifially mentions " i don't bathe enough".
Which, first of all, How the fuck would he know? And secondly, if i smell sweaty its because, again, i fucking work in a kitchen and im dealing with ovens all day that are set to 200 degrees and higher.
The only thing, the absolute only thing i could agree with bad hygiene wise was if he picked on my uniform, Because for the first month i worked there they didn't have any work trousers for me so i wore the one pair i owned myself for like 4 weeks.
But he didn't even say that. He just wrote "Doesn't bathe enough, messy at work".
spotted this specimen today
didn't think they existed in the wild
