I have
Blozoxozo
>>24144200
24 different pairs.
All prostitutes though.
>>24144215
Let's hear about it, Chadbot
I have. Also not related to the person carrying them.
>>24144200
I have, it's better than you could ever imagine, seeing a girl willingly expose herself to you like that.
>>24144200
Only my mom's
I'm pretty sure I was breastfed as a child, so there's that.
yes. Over a hundred pairs.
>>24144266
I'd like to post a similar response.
>>24144244
Well heres something interesting. You ever lick a slightly deflated balloon with a pointy end?
>that's kind of how tits feel in your mouth
>>24144266
Samezies
>>24144200
I have. They were young, firm and perky.
Still a virgin tho :DD
Yeah, flatmate let me see them when her bf cheated on her. Was too scared to make a move tho
>mfw
>>24144426
fucking beta
>>24144426
full story plz
yeah, only one pair, my girlfriends. Well, another time when I was in New York City and there were top less women walking around for some reason.
I was at a friend's house and him and his girlfriend were about to fuck. She was wearing a robe and flashed me because they felt bad for me then they proceeded to go into his room, locked the door and started having sex. I was really pissed that they would just ditch me for something like that so I walked home. It was only like 3 miles away but still. Those were the only tits I have ever seen
>>24144200
I've seen my mums, and a few girls between the ages of 1-10, whilst I was the same age.
Nothing recent
>>24144602
next time you chill, whip your dick out, go in your room, lock the door and jack off
>>24144445
>implying that's an insult
Goddamn it if only I could feel a boobie at least once in my life all my problems would go away, I'm not even kidding
Not a pair, but a girl who had a crush on me back in middle school showed me her right tit in a club to showcase a piercing she'd had done recently.
>>24144723
theyve moved on with their lives long ago and so i won't have to worry about hanging out with them any longer
good riddance
>>24144755
Try to dream about it.
I fapped for 5 hours a few days ago. I went to sleep and dreamt I had sex.
>tfw the memory is fading and the feeling becomes harder to imagine again
>>24144755
you'd think so but the thrill runs put pretty quickly and you'll go back to feeling the exact same
>>24144839
So true.
I take a trip to Amsterdam for a week every year for sex and it's great at the time, but the thrill does run out quickly. Well until the next time (next July for me).
>>24144200
I've seen two.
>>24144871
prostitutes?
>>24144755
Go to a strip club then. They'll let you grope them. At least where im at they do
>>24144200
I have and they are even better in person. instant boner at least for me.
>>24144839
>>24144871
So it's basically a drug?
>>24144906
Quebec?
>>24144477
>lived in a shitty shared flat while at uni living with 2 girls and a guy
>one of the girls has a long distance boyfriend who she is obsessed with, talks about him all the time, room is covered in his pictures
>one weekend they all go out, I stay in being a fag as usual
>I still have a few drinks on my own though
>at about 11 she comes back crying, don't really give a shit as it's not uncommon for her to do shit like this
>she goes to her room and lashes out
>after a bit of silence she knocks on my door and asks if we can talk
>obviously been crying for ages
>explains that her bf called her and confessed he kissed another girl
>get nervous when I think maybe she came in here to use me to get back at her boyfriend, only kissed a girl once prior to this, sober up completely
>say she can stay in my room until the others get back if she doesn't wanna be alone
>she explicitly says she doesn't want to break up with him but wants to punish him somehow
>palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy
>put on a film, she leans on me and I get a rock hard boner that she can probably see, autism intensifies
>she gets up after a bit and says she's putting on her PJ's
>trying to psych myself up to make a move but literally feel sick from nerves
>she comes in wearing silk shorts a nighty which was literally basically see through
>moms spaghetti
>"y-you look nice"
>"haha anon you're just saying that cause you can basically see my boobs!"
>nearly throw up from nerves, this is it
>"n-no I c-can't"
>"well it doesn't matter now, they don't belong to anyone anymore! look!"
>literally just pulls her top down
>"h-haha, p-put those away, y-you're drunk!"
>she laughs and sits next to me, film resumes
>sat for about 25 minutes thinking it's there for the taking, can't work up the nerve
>eventually other flatmates come back in
>"th-they're back now, l-let's go hang with them"
>go to bed a bit later and spend the night cringing and fapping
>>24144965
Michigan. I live by a college so the girls are young and hot, not used up C-section 5/10
I finally got a gf and saw my first tit about a month ago.
She has pierced nipples. I love sucking and licking them until they get hard whilst I'm inside of her pussy. I wish all of you could experience this pleasure.
Idk why I come here anymore. Since losing my virginity I have a lot less to bitch about, but I still like you guys.
Breastfeeding was a glorious time.
Who here /peaked before memory started working/ ?
>>24144890
Yeah, I started four years ago and do it once a year. It's what happens when you eventually get desperate enough (either that or you flip out and go fucking nuts).
I think my family suspects what I'm doing on my "vacation" but nobody's ever said anything. I think they feel more sorry for me than anything else.
>>24144950
Pretty much. For one week out of the year I feel great but then it's back to being myself. It's up to everyone what they want to do but for some people I wouldn't recommend using prostitutes, it's very easy to get super addicted. I only go once a year but end up spending thousands of dollars overall, on my last trip I slept with a different girl each day and didn't even have enough money to eat on the last one.
>>24144200
meeee
it was an incredible mind opening experience, it was like witnessing Jesus before me.
>>24145005
Duuuuuudddddeeeeee.....
How qt was she?
> work the kitchen in strip club
>drunk topless stupid bitches constantly wandering back demanding pretzels and trying to grab my dick.
Its overrated.
>>24144200
Not yetHopefully someday
I've seen three pairs of tits and I got to touch all of them.
>>24145011
>gf likes biting
>stick dick in her and bite her neck while slowly thrusting
>almost go deaf from her loudly moaning into my ear
and she has a way higher libido than I do so sex is always there for the taking.
>>24145081
>TFW No slutty strippers constantly seducing me
Kind of feels bad man, though most of them are probably washed up drug addicts with abuse issues. I'm not sure if I'd want to touch them, they might carry some kind of STD.....
>>24144200
ive sucked on stripper tits before
>>24144200
Many, many times. Seriously, I've lost count.
Admittedly most belonged to prostitutes but titties are titties.
>>24145005
damn you fucked that up hard
>>24145116
Those girls 'dry' hump dirty old meth heads for a living. I have to constantly wipe down my prep area because they think its cute to come back and sit their bare asses on my tables. Last night this chick shit herself and decided to try and wash herself off in my dish sink rather than the shower in the locker room. Thats just disrespectful so I had to grab a couple bouncers and gently try to convince her to GTFO.
>>24144477
checkeddddd Senpai desu desu
>>24145244
Ewww...I'll admit her shitting herself in a cooking area is pretty disgusting, I mean she probably was drunk or fucked up.
I mean I might do something with them but only after they showered and washed themselves, it'd give me some peace of mind knowing they cleaned themselves a bit.
I'm an artist and I draw nude models all the time, so I guess I can say I've seen both vaginas and tits IRL.
This one time, a real qt modeled for us and in one pose, she spread her legs enough for me to see her roast beef. I was wearing sweatpants that night so I deicided to sit cross legged and draw in my lap on the floor, and when we took a 5 minute break I didn't even move and pretended to shade my drawing.
>>24145069
Had really nice tits, although she had a really irritating face. She was kinda gothy/scene/whatever you call it, a bit weird. Funnily enough her bf was your typical jock Chad, god knows how they ended up together. Tits looked exactly like pic related, you could not believe my boner when I saw this pic posted, literally thought it was her for a second.
>>24145137
>tfw
20 or so, most ones really good. Small, young and ripe ones are the best.
>>24145136
Some people would say hookers don't count though. For this, virginity or anything else and I've seen it argued on this board many times.
I think it comes down to that people get butthurt that you can "pretend to be a normie" for a while with money, and having anything outside of raw sex with an actual gf counts for nothing.
Just wait until they get in their late twenties and the depression starts building, then they'll disagree after they've paid for their first prostitute. But once you've start down that path there's really no getting out because the stigma that you've paid for sex will follow you around, especially if people know about it.
It's so fun though to just pretend for a while (I'm the same guy above that posted about going to Amsterdam once a year, btw).
>tfw sucked my friends gf's tits on several occasions back in college
>>24145459
if the woman isn't old and/or fat it's almost impossobile for the tits to be bad. Pretty sweet.
>>24144200
I have seen tits, it's not that hard just go to a beach. I think it only counts when they show their tits for you and you only.
I have seen and grabbed three pairs of tits in my 18 years on the earth. It's nice enough I guess, but it is nothing compared to grabbing ass.
Ass is best.
Yeah, had to look at the girl they were attached to though.
I have, multiple times
Honestly the fact that I haven't gotten laid is just some terrifying Truman Show-esque conspiracy
I've felt a pair of bare tits but I didn't get to see them since they were under a t-shirt and bra. Shame, they were F-cups. God I miss those tits.
>>24147668
Oh, and I've also grabbed B-cup tits so I've had the best of both cow and flat chest. Same circumstances, though.
>>24144200
only my own...
Didn't see a pair, just a single tit. Better than most bots, though, even if the experience was uncomfortable.
My mom walks around topless.
>>24147566
Ass is best
>>24147748
Pics or vid?
>>24144301
Someone hasn't sucked a pair of tits...
>meet 16 year old on whisper
>meet her in hotel many times
>fuck her for hours each time
>even 7 times one weekend
I guess what I'm saying is yes
>>24147766
No. And you wouldn't enjoy it, I don't think, my mom is a whale.
>>24145005
This is me. This is exactly what I would do. The whole feeling physically sick from nerves when it comes to encounters with girls, I know it. I can feel my stomach tense up just from reading this.
>>24147783
>my mom is a whale
Exactly why I would enjoy it. As long as it's more that "plump single mother" figure than actual full-on disgusting landwhale.
>>24145817
Yeah I still haven't figured out how to explain my hooker past with a potential future gf. It's not just been a few either.
Only 1 of my friends knows about it.
>>24147748
My mom does the same. And she's a cute milf. She looks a lot like Sophie Dee. I wish I could just fuck her. She didn't had a boyfriend in like 3 years now, so maybe she's hinting at something but I'm too afraid to hit on her.
>>24147566
Oh God, I fap to that photo so much. Speaking of which, I think it's that time of day again. Brb lads
>>24147900
YOU COCK SUCKER YOU RUINED MY THREAD!
>>24147914
>sophie dee
So she has fake tits and fucks niggers?
>>24148042
I just said she looks like her and no, her tits are actually real.
How old is she, tell us more about her.
5 pairs and a half.
>>24148080
Can I fuck your mom please, anon?
>>24148171
Who do you mean? My mom? She turned 39 this year, don't really know what else to say about her. She's also sterilised so I could fuck her raw without any problems.
>>24148221
Maybe after I fucked her first.
>>24148239
Post some faceless pictures, or I will steal your mom and make her my mesu ;^)
>>24148239
You can do it anon, I believe in you! Get that sweet Oedipussy.
>>24148289
I don't have pictures of her on my computer, sorry.
>>24148299
Thanks for the encouragement! I just need a good plan.
>>24148363
What's your mom like?
>>24148418
She's pretty nice! But I think she's pretty lonely. She always wakes me up so we can eat breakfast together, asks if we can go shopping together, etc. so we also got a pretty strong bond. And I don't want to ruin it. But I think she wants it too since she always walks around half-naked.
>>24144200
Eh, to many to count tbqh, pham.
It's not impressive or difficult to see boobs though.
>>24148363
Then go take a picture. If she's 39, she's gotta have a facebook, right? My mom is 61 and has had one for years
I saw myex gfstits. I was pretty disappointed, her bra was like 80% of what I thought she had. The ass was flabby which I fucking loved
>>24148829
She has a facebook, but without any picture and I don't even think she uses it. And I can't take a picture when she's not at home right now.
>>24145111
Feelsgoodman. I enjoyed sacking on my ex's nips too.
>>24144246
Damn you gave a boner
>>24148567
Do you go shopping with her? I wanna help, anon. I'm actually good with women.
Not a pair, just a single one.
Girl was drunk and my friends exposed one of her tits.
>>24145375
I was going to say you did good coz sleeping with people you live with sounds all bad.
But
You could of keked chad so idk man
>>24148932
Of course I do! I couldn't turn down a single favor she asks me.
>>24144200
Nice tranny fake tits you posted you fucking faggit, you can see the small scars if you look closely
>>24148985
What you should do anon, is go shopping with her one day and buy her something nice, and then on the car ride back home or over dinner, you talk about how you don't feel like a sexual person. Didn't you say she exposes herself around you?
>>24145375
Damn those tits are nice. I love small nipples. Also dubs, check em fag.
>>24149089
Well, what could I buy her? A ring or something like that? Flowers? And yes, she walks around without a bra, mostly just having her panties on. Last time I saw her truly naked was some weeks ago because she came naked out of the bathroom when I was in the hallway. She just laughed and ran quickly to her room.
>>24149142
Never mind I'm a fag
>>24149202
It doesn't really matter that much, it could be something she enjoys like chocolate, it's the thought that counts.
I would talk about how you don't feel sexual, make her take as much pity on you as possible, and try to work how her breasts make you feel in somewhere, do it in the pretense of you just opening up and being honest, and it won't come off as creepy. Is your mom liberal in how she parents?
>4chins
>seen a pair of bare tits
>mfw
>>24149348
Yep, she's pretty liberal. She doesn't mind anything I do, except taking hard drugs. When I told her I also like boys she just laughed and told me to be careful because anal can hurt.
Mhh, I could try that. But I kinda get this feelings she knows how much I want to fuck her.
>>24144200
I've only seen my mothers.
>>24149493
Then you just need to play around with the idea with her.Do you have a skype? I wanna see where this goes.
>>24144200
Wait. Where did you get this picture? Those look like my cousin's.
>>24149566
Sure, it's kittencumslut
>>24144200
I've seen hundreds.
Yeah not like those though
Two prostitutes and an ex-girlfriend.
Since I am myself an assman, I don't really care for boobs but I was surprised how my ex loved when I played with her nipples, I thought it was just a porn thing.
>>24144229
greentext about prosts pls
>>24144200
2 escorts
1 fem"bot"
My best friend used to be a girl, some tumblr SJW type. She thought she was a guy so she had literally no problems with being bare chested in front of me. It's a shame we drifted apart, they were both the size of my head when out of her binder, and that was at age 15, I can't imagine how large they must be now.
Chubby woman with thin face. One pair of rather big tits, early 30s. Had a nipple too big and one nipple that had to be sucked out to appear. Personally I didn't give a fuck about the aestetics because it was really fun to play with them. I even got to put muh dick between 'em.
>summer
>rented an appartment for 9 days
>went there on vacation with my friends
>last 2 days a girl friend of mine stayed
>no doorlock for bathroom
Basically she had no problem in us seeing her naked and so everytime someone had to bath everyone gathered there to speak about random stuff
>>24144755
>tfw on the subway and "accidentally" brush up against boobies
i'm pretty much insane tbqh
Who here has sniffed a pair of bare dicks in real life?
How am I supposed to tell if a girl has nice pink nipples?
Even if I awaken as Chad tomorrow, most Stacies will have saggy tits with brown nips. How do you win?
>>24151867
Don't worry about it, anon. You won't awake as Chad.
>>24151842
what the fucking hell is wrong w/ dick on the right? it looks like it's coming out of a mouth
Every time I change my shirt.
Thank God for the free the nipple movement, wouldn't have seen any otherwise.
>>24151842
The fuck is that thing on the right?
>>24151939
let me see them too senpai
my dtf has double d's but they don't make me happy. not much does at the moment desu senpai
she's very dull and uninteresting. watches singing competitions and listens to top 40. bleh
>>24152006
I'll save you the disappointment. they're A cup.
>>24152026
my favorite :D
>>24152026
You have so much to learn.
>>24152110
>implying that's actually it's a girl and not some dude pretending
lol
>>24151939
I wish I had that
>>24152026
A cup = A great way to make r9k's collective day
>have groped tits before
>nothing below c
>JUST
I just look cute or whatever so I had a few shitty relationships but never got to pick the circumstances. All I've ever wanted is to feel up an A-cup, maybe if God was truly smiling on me, an attempted titfuck could happen. Why was I born a little bitch.
surprise /r9k/! tits! 4 u<3
>you will never have a handful of tits
>>24153626
looks photoshopped
put your keyboard on your head for cofirmation
>>24153708
its hair dye
>>24145005
>that Wojak face
Very appropriate image for your story.
>>24153626
looks shooped post more to validate.
>>24153626
>>24153754
Is that a tattoo or does your bush just look like a butterfly/heart?
>>24153754
I honestly think you have the most attractive nipples I've seen, can you pull on them for us?
>>24144266
this desu
Nudity with my mom was pretty casual up until I was about 5ish
>>24153626
>>24154017
if u shaped ur pubes into a heart, that is so goddamn qt
>>24144200
>tfw just saw my first naked girl today in person
Very interesting experience.
>>24144200
No I haven't because I'm shit at this humanity thing
>>24153626
Nice everything anon :]
>>24148363
"I just need a good plan."
Tell her you are lonely and no good with girls and the confidence boost you would get from fucking her might make you a more socially capable person. Or slip 3or4 Ambien in her drink and have at her.
>>24154077
i did!:D
only in strip clubs
>>24154020
<3 likey?
>>24154209
good job gurl, i wanna try this now
>>24154180
thank u roboto!!
>>24153754
>>24153626
>>24154253
I genuinely just blew a huge load. Thank you. I can't fap to professional porn anymore. This was great.
Can you tell me what your first name is?
do my sisters count
>>24154340
sorry friend:[ im honored though!^_^
>>24154437
>emoticons
jesus christ..
btw you have the most dissapointing body i've seen in a long time.
>>24144200
The beach
>>24154253
yeah! They look great! can you pull on them for me? stretch them out? your nipples really are nice!
>>24144200
No, but I felt a pair. Reached right up under there and got some good squeezes in.
>>24154484
>being a desperate enabler
fuck off
>>24144200
Me, also sucked.
>>24144200
Not counting my mother's, I've seen 5 pairs, and felt 4. One of which were spectacular, perky, teenage DD's. I'll never forget them.
Went to 2 strip clubs and a stag party with strippers. I discovered something interesting at the second strip club. I always thought that I like petite perky tits so I got a lapdance from one of the strippers with that body type. It was so boring, barely got half a chub. Then I got a dance from a stripper with DDs and a big ass and it was the best thing ever. I guess I was high test after all :^)
>>24144200
when i was a kid i saw a woman topless at the beach
one of my fondest childhood memories 2bh f4m
>>24144200
I have.
The first time I nearly passed out from anxiety.
>>24145005
>>24147804
you guys are such sad fucks. Girls are not hard to talk to at all. Just talk to them as if you were talking to dudes, except for the fact that they have tits and a vagina. Just dont be overtly weird. It all takes practice, just like everything else in life. So you have to learn to put yourself out there.
Now stop being autistic faggots
>>24153626
FUCKING ROASTIE GET OUT
>>24155254
Similar thing happened to me actually. Except this chick actually caught me looking and started laughing to her boyfriend, then her boyfriend looked, chuckled and then went back to sleeping or whatever.
It was in Spain and I was like 10, so I guess she just kinda thought "ahh the kid is looking at my tits, how cute" whereas now I think if a 10 year old boy did that he'd have to go to some kind of special classes or some shit.
I have but she was a chestlet
My mother's.
>>24146731
>mfw many people on multiple boards have saved my OC reaction pic
It's like the only thing close to an achievement I've ever made in my entire life. Still feels very nice, though.
does a strip club count?
>>24154253
>>24153754
>>24153626
I really don't get why some girls feel the need to do this on here. I mean yeah, attention, but you could get that anywhere.
I have and I also fucked without condom, I still feel virgin though. How can us men lose our virginity? Did you also get fucked in the ass by the grill?
>>24153754
> hair dye
nature's warning sign.
You can fuck right off
3 different pairs not including my mom's
i had sex with only one of the owners though
never,never will unfortunately.
really thought the normie problem wasn't that bad until I saw the thread
>>24153626
sexy af desu
