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The sun has clocked out edition
>>24088842
wake up from nap
mummys ordered pizza
going top find a flim to watch
have a cheeky fap before bed.
all in all should be a comfy night.
Recently poleaboo got hits on his blog from Poland, they indicate someone from that country read his entire blog over a period of around a week
He doesn't know what this means. It would be strange for the Polish girl to send a link to the blog to her friends/family so it's most likely it is just her herself reading it
I think there was also a referal link from facebook (Polish girl #2 told Polish girl #1 about the blog via facebook)
>tfw can't post the time and date anymore because of the original post rule
so long mates
>>24088979
Anon has read this and thinks that one of them has probably fallen in love with you.
Insert an image of your waifu into the image field and post that image in reply to this post
I was messing around with colours in Sai and made this
an avant-garde rare pepe
>>24089042
I second this desu senpai.
>>24089065
I was waiting for you to post that so I could in my current post attach an image of mai waifu.
>>24089003
You had a good run m8. Thank you for your hard work.
does anyone know why we call cigarettes fags? I've always said fags, but someone asked me why i say fags and i had no idea. Is there a funny story behind it, or is it just random slang
>>24089003
could always just go to /ints/ brit thread
>>24089113
Random slang, I think
>>24089113
No chance, I'll stay here but lurk. Maybe I'll find another way to assist fellow robots
>>24089065
here you go senpai, i love her desu
>>24089160
Ok serious post, who is this? Is she from Undertale, why do you like her?
And please don't take offence but are you serious? I find your choice difficult to understand is why I ask.
Who else /cozygtav/ here?
Just playing the taxi mod with weather and time of day locked. Driving qt's to their destination in the stormy night.
>>24089113
>It seems that it originates in a term used in sailing, or shipping. In ship or sailor terms, a "Fag-end" was a rope that was frayed and useless at the end. Cigarettes have a non-smokable butt (or filter) on one end that is useless, so the term "Fag" got applied to the butts, and ended up being used for the whole of the cigarette. The word "fag" is a British term, used to describe a tobacco cigarette.
>>24089200
Dr Alphys from Undertale, I like her because she reminds me of myself in ways, and I like her interests, I also find the way she talks and bugs you endearing. She's also cute to me.
>>24089201
>not taking them to a far off mountain area and shooting them in the head
>>24089065
I haven't been around for a while and won't be after this but I just wanted to express my incredulity at anyone
>having Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa as your waifu
Poleaboo bought Arkham Knight for 17.50
>>24089234
then the cops know instantly because reasons
>>24089221
That makes sense, thank you for answering.
How does she remind you of yourself and what are her interests?
I doubt it is a game I am likely to play so I won't feel spoiled or anything.
>>24089258
>Poleaboo
Into the >>>/trash/ he and his terrible game goes
>about eight o'clock
>cycling down cycle track
>shit ton of leaves in middle
>think nothing of them
>they've been there for a while anyway
>quickly cycle through
>suddenly
>giant squirt of dog shit gets sprayed on my front and back
>smell hits
>throw up a little onto my jeans
>clean white shirt now covered in shit
>jeans fermenting in bile
why are dog owners such cunts, lads?
>>24089238
She's more than just a waifu desu, she is my soulmate, my missing other half, my destiny
Thought I'd post this again since the thread insta archived after.
>Look for volunteering opportunities
>My work coach is all for it, says I should go for it
>Apply for 3, get responses for 2, they're both pretty great and what I wouldn't mind doing.
>Go to meeting, new work coach
>She changes everything, says I shouldn't do volunteering but should do work experience instead as it's 'better'
>She says work experience is better as it's actual work experience (???)
>Says all this other stuff, I think she's just trying to fill a target of so many people on placements and volunteering sought out on their own doesn't count.
>Says because I have little work experience this would be good for me or else employers looking at my CV will disregard it
>The volunteer work I had was a field I want experience in
>She then puts me on a retail course because there's 'plenty'
>The retail course is with AgeUK, a charity shop, volunteering
>They're literally on the same volunteer side I used.
I told this story in another britfeel but it's been updated
>One of the volunteer jobs I applied for and wanted now wants to arrange a casual interview time and for them to show me around the place
>I get this the day of my interview with the charity shop
>I really don't wanna do this
>Fuck it, tell the person interviewing me that I have something else lined up and I dont wanna do this
>She is really nice and understanding and rants on the JC with me, they keep sending her random people every few days that she doesnt want
>Said she appreciates me telling the truth rather than just going through the motions unenthused
>Pretty much tells me to follow me dreams and not what they want
>They will probably cut my pay
>I have a signing with my coach this wednesday
>I have completely disregarded what they want and what they had set up for me in order to do my own thing, a thing they said I shouldn't do.
How fucked am I?
i saw a homeless man die today. he normally sleeps underneath an awning at a halifax bank and that's where he died.
there's some kind of morbid poetry there but i'm not smart enough to put it into words
>>24089285
Thought that was the cheetos tiger from the thumbnail
>>24089258
Nobody cares you console peasant.
>>24089323
Why the fuck do they hang around banks and ATMs?
Do people really pull out an extra fiver to give to them?
>>24089312
TooNormie4Me
>>24089280
Well I can kind of say without going into detail too much, it's just that she is quite introverted, she ended up fucking up a bunch of times and I can definitely relate to that, but after the fuckups she retreated into herself and closed herself off from others hiding away from owning up to what happened, it's stuff I can all relate to, though by the end of the game, she is helped by friends into owning up to what she did and letting people know about what happened with the support of her friends. Her interests are just staying indoors, watching anime and doing all sorts of shit like that.
>>24089371
>it's just that she is quite introverted
Was walking home today when a car with 3 people pulled up next to me and asked me for a phone
I said I didn't have one and they said I can see it in your pocket, so I say sorry I don't have one and they say
"Your fucking lying bruv, your FUCKING LYING!"
So I just start walking away and they start driving slowly after me so I just walk into the first shop I see and they just sped off.
>>24089371
I think I understand now. She sounds like a interesting character. Might even play it actually. I am sorry for ever thinking you weren't serious about your waifu.
>>24089349
guilt thing i think, so that if its an atm at a shop they might give them the change after
>>24089440
wew lad
where was this?
>>24089312
they might cut your pay lad nothing you can do
same thing happened to my dad years ago when he split up with my mom and became a based NEET. They cut off his money and he's stubborn as fuck so he was even down the church getting free soup instead of conforming to their "mandatory" waste of time courses.
>>24089473
Scunthorpe
>>24089446
Most people get annoyed by her messaging you a lot in the game but again, I found all that stuff very endearing and cute. She gets embarrassed quite easily as well which again I find endearing. She isn't completely free from doing bad stuff, but people overstate how much she actually did wrong, and I can look past flaws to see how wonderful she is.
>>24089160
Nice pic m8
>>24089597
please do not senpai
>>24089617
Teehee, i'm not even the same guy, I was just around earlier
watching children of men lads, very good so far
>>24089473
Goole
>>24089513
That's not me, act like a wasteman, nah, that's not me.
>>24089637
this maymay has to end before it starts lad
>>24089540
>and I can look past flaws to see how wonderful she is.
D'awww
>>24089617
Want a better one.
>>24089065
I love her so much!
>>24089743
A better what?
>>24089743
Your avatar is upsetting
>>24089349
I've given a homeless man a tenner on New years eve before and I've seen people who are smashed withdraw an extra tenner and give it to them
>>24089791
What is she even supposed to be? A fucking fish?
I just bought Undertale because of you, Alphys-anon.
Won't really be able to try it until tomorrow but it is is something to look forward to.
>tfw you always sit by yourself because you know people will be annoyed to have to sit by you instead of their friends
and all these years I told myself it was because I preferred sitting by myself
![774[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OYPpIFL.jpg "774[1].jpg")
>>24089743
googled it, I prefer your pixely pic, its so shit its funny
Why do you never hear the word 'slappers' anymore
>>24089870
It's anti-feminist. Same as slags
>>24089824
She is a dinosaur/lizard type thing.
>>24089837
Undertale is a really good game on its own, honestly my GOTY so far as much as I'm embarrassed to say it.Because I'm feely faggot the game made me cry at several points.
>>24089852
Literally getting keked by a fish, bad times. Though Undyne is pretty badass.
>>24089888
I really like the look of Undyne's sprites and her personality seems the kind I would like.
>>24089870
Anyone remember 'minger'?
>>24089440
Unlucky, sounds spooky.
U alri?
>>24089888
>honestly my GOTY
PKeks everyone. Spend their time talking shit about console graphics and then pick undertale as GOTY.
>>24089886
I always hear slags
>>24089291
Always gotta be careful lad, even when full of grass I keep an eye out for un even leafs
They're lazy, it sucks
>>24089971
That's because you're part of the patriarchy
>>24089915
She's a top tier character, her and Alphys tie in together.
I want to go out with my mates next friday but I wont be home until 4am and my parents are saying no because I'll wake them up coming in. They said I could go out if I sleep out, but that raises another problem. Do I ask a girl who I've known for years but haven't really spoke to much recently if I can stay at hers? I think she'd say yeah, she's really nice and we used to be really good friends until I changed sixth form, then we never really spoke. But she has a boyfriend who I don't think would be happy if I sleep in her bed with her. I'd suggest sleeping in another room but she lives in the shittest student accom ever with one bed in a tiny room.
>>24090007
1,2,4
5 is a man
No one has managed to invent a type of toast that stays warm for longer than 30 seconds
The man who does will be very rich indeed.
>>24089926
Yeah I'm alright, I've been robbed before so this was nothing really.
>>24090133
Put the toast on a warm plate anon.
>>24090129
You failed the gay test anon
What is a good clothing brand to wear?
Stone islands to expensive.
I notice that all chads these days wear stone island and Nike.
>>24090151
Haven't got the time for that
>>24090171
I thought the girl in the middle was a half translucent ghost kek
>tfw you can't decide which selfie to post on facebook
Why am I such a faggot?
>>24090186
You don't necessarily need to wear actual brands, asos is good for everything.
Why did you want particular brands?
>>24090205
You just failed the human test too
Time to die nigga
>>24090171
>chubby blonde chick
would fuck and remove her from my life immediately
>>24090258
Middle and only midde
going to watch the new Haikyuu episode with a nice can of coke
who else here /comfy/?
>>24090264
Welcome to the danger zone
>>24090186
yeezy senpai
>>24090258
Far right would get it good and hard
rest are forgettable.
yay or nay lads
>>24090355
hell no lad
>>24090355
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Especially with all those kid pics in the back
>>24090355
I do not think so
Does anyone here cut their own hair
>>24090255
Cause I'm still at college and girls obsess over ugly chavs whose parents buy them 500 quid jackets with massive labels.
I've got the ugly part now I just need an expensive jacket.
>>24090423
No, I pay an immigrant 13 a month to do it for me
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
It's a pound sign ROBOT, not a swastika
A guy I know posted this on facebook
>>24090470
You know a lot of gay guys
>>24090446
a coat won't get you a girlfriend m8
>>24090470
you know that guy, what does that say about you?
>>24090610
It will make me look hard and popular apparently
>>24090470
You need to be 18 to post here I am afraid. Not a problem, just leave now and return when you hit 18.
hot totty
>>24090286
When i see this body type all i can imagine is having their legs wrapped around me.
Does anyone else adopt an American accent when online to completely escape from reality?
It's like a cartoon with startling hidden depths.
>>24089291
This, just fuck my shit up why have a dog if you can't handle the shit?
>>24090821
Gay
oh my god robot, let it go
>>24090807
11/10 would risk jail for
What do you think of my manga collection lads
>>24090355
>To wide
>weird hands
>ugly face
>weird tits
>>24090842
Yeah, I feel reminded of reality with the english accent
>>24090875
risky/10
How do you balance lying to doctors about social phobias and shit?
Obviously you lay it on thick at the start, but if they're giving you advice and you don't show any improvement, will they catch onto you?
>>24089312
Youre taking control of your own life.
Good man.
give me waifus to draw during the coming week! I'll post WIPs throughout the week and hopefully the finished versions next weekend~
I found a great tool in Sai that makes line art a lot easier (though still tedious) and I'm starting to understand colouring a bit better now.
>>24090965
Just make up little shit that show you're improving like you said hello to you neighbour when going to the shop or had small talk with the cashier at said shop.
>>24091000
Chino
>never owned any clothing tv/anime/music/game related
>Just bought this
>Cant even imagine wearing it outside.
I wish I could be British so i.could participate in /britfeel/
But wait I'd have to pay the telly license fuck that
>>24090965
My therapist dismissed me because I wasn't doing what she said.
She wanted me to go into coffee shops and start random conversations with people.
I wouldn't want to do that even if I could.
>>24091040
Who is this Dick holster?
>>24091065
You only pay the tv license if you watch live today, and if you do that in this day and age you deserve to be robbed of your money for being a retard
>>24091065
I don't pay the TV license. Can't you watch BBC programs on iPlayer a day later or something anyway?
>>24091094
what the fuck
>>24090423
used to. If its because you dont want to/cant afford a hairdresser, check gumtree/local salons and see if anyone needs hair models to practice on, which is cheap or free. if your local college has a hair and beauty course they probably do it cheap too. used to think my hair looked ok cutting it myself but its so much better getting it done by people who know how
>>24090875
Careful mate, loli is illegal here.
>>24090355
Christ, I didn't need to see such a hambeast tonight. You've ruined my evening.
I'd only fuck her if she was REALLY into femdom.
>>24090842
When playing FPS games I trashtalk in an american accent.
>>24091094
wtf thats like opposite end of the spectrum, 'normal' people dont tend to do that either
>start watching a film
>introduces SJW anti-white motifs within first five minutes
>>24091273
watch a good film instead
>>24091295
I thought it was going to be good
Fucking leftists ruin everything
>>24091273
what movie matey?
Should I buy the entire Initial D manga of my japanese mate? Only 40 quid, only problem is it'll be jap obviously and my nip is shit
>>24091351
Slow West
>indians running through the forest
>pursued by vulgar, slovenly white men
>michael fassbender turns up and shoots one of them while he's unarmed
>"those bastards attacked the indians"
literally just SJW revenge porn shoehorned in for the sake of it
>>24090355
lad, please.
you've not fallen so far
>>24091273
>watch anything made in the past 3 years
>random sprinkling of niggers for no reason.
Evil dead annoyed me too today. So now ash's sidekicks are a beta orbitor mexican who wants to fuck the strong womyn white girl who can beat up ash, And they are being tracked by a strong, sassy black cop who wears pants suits and doesn't take no shit.
It's like every show has to be a live adaption of the fucking Burger king kids club.
Go watch Vikings and i have to get strong warmaiden womyn shit there too. Go watch Gotham and i have to get that shit too. Go watch fucking walking dead where it seems like half the cast at any given point is black women now.
Im so fucking sick of this meme where theres strong women beating up men. It cant fucking happen.
Just posted a picture on fb after not having used it for almost three years lads.
Think I'll get any likes?I won't
>>24091443
Show us the picture anon, we will decide if it is liked or not. Fuck the normies.
Any advice, mates?
>Take year out of uni to work on an internship in London
>Pretty sweet job at a big name firm, but forced to choose between living at home to save up money or move out and spend it all on rent/food/bills
>Choose to stay at home
>Commute on overcrowded shitty trains day in day out
>Work my arse off, often having to stay late, and parents whine that I don't spend time with the family
>If I go for a drink after work, parents whine about it
>If I want to sleep in on a Saturday and play vidya they throw a fucking fit
>"If you want to be a lazy bum then get your own place!"
>All they do is just read on their kindles or watch tv
What the fuck can I do?
>>24091487
Only do what makes you happy lad.
Cant please everyone,
They are within their rights to say all that shit though. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
You either commit and go balls deep or you fucking back to neetdom. Believe it or not at some point mummy and daddy were hoping you would leave so they could go back to having sex in the kitchen and walking around naked all day.
Don't respond with any of those cliche robot "it's not fair though" responses. They don't have to be fair.
should take my dog out for her last piss of the day but i really cant be arsed
>>24089312
Worst case you'll be sanctioned; best case is a warning letter saying next time you do something "wrong", you'll be sanctioned.
>>24091443
imagine posting a link to r9k and all the robots liked it
imagine the normies faces when a robot gets more likes than them
>>24091487
How much do you make a month? If you have 400+ a month to spend on yourself after rent and bills I'd go for it
>>24091432
>random sprinkling of niggers for no reason.
What a coincidence, exact same thing just happened in Slow West.
>riding across a plain in the middle of rural colorado
>lo and behold three niggers are sitting together in the middle of bumfuck nowhere singing nigger songs
>protagonist stops to lavish praise on their artistry
>nigger responds with excessive civility, in contrast with the dismissive, condescending white characters
that is literally the entire scene
>>24091487 are you paying any rent to stay at home?
>>24091615
About 1400 pounds after tax, but I'm saving up to travel next summer as well as for my final year back at uni
its 10:55 on a saturdat night and I still haven't found a flim to watch..
watched southpark tho. TBA episode.
was weird. kinda reminded me of my trip to leeds and all the hipsters and manbuns and shit.
>>24091639
No, which I am grateful for
>>24091616
You should watch The Knick, They have a extremeley talented and competent black doctor who treats white patients and nobody ever says anything even though its set in 1900.
>>24090107
Why can't you crash @ one of your mates' places?
>>24091487
boomers la
>>24091700
They all live with their mums who I either don't know me or don't like me since I used to fuck around a lot in school, this girl is the only person I know who lives on her own
>>24091476
Too shy for that desu.
But a stacy just posted one of those depression image quote things and has 12 likes after 8 minutes. Why the fuck did I even log back in?
>>24090258
Second left and far right.
Far left would win if she had a rack.
There's your famous, there's your famous, there's your famous JFC!!
>>24091678
id say stay with your parents for a while and put up with the complaint , you do have the right to relax in the weekends though.
>>24091782
Gse, fucking auto correct
>>24091487
Where are you commuting from? if its from outside of ldn and youd be happy living somewhere out of ldn renting your own place (so its not as expensive as living centrally), maybe do that? Got any m8s who also want to rent somewhere who you could live with?
I know a few people who used to commute from Reading, Slough, Crawley, Reigate and even brighton (though rent is highish there anyway) and didnt hate it, and their rent+commute worked out less than places in london's rent (and had nicer places).
tyrell's crisps are goat tbf.
i know they're for toffs but still
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There is nothing to get up for.
>>24091688
Can't remember the last time I watched a new release film that wasn't rammed with pro-nigger/feminist rhetoric. The worst culprit by far is The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. The cunt that wrote it was literally in the communist party.
Its a fucking ridiculous film/book. The original Swedish title of the book was "Men Who Kill Women".
Lads would you wear Fred perry?
I really want to get a vintage Fred perry track jacket.
>>24091729
>tfw no likes/comments on my picture after 23 minutes
I shouldn't give a single shit but for some reason I do and it feels bad. Especially since all this other shit on normiebook is getting likes left, right and centre.
>>24091954
>wearing track anything outside of exercising
Why the fuck do people do this?
>>24092018
There are chavs posting here. One posted his image in the previous thread.
>>24091954
The only way to get away with wearing Fred Perry is if you are one of those incredibly handomse, yet chavvy looking people like Damon Albarn or Jack O'Connell
>>24091954
The model wearing it isn't that bad looking, but even on him it looks like shit.
You know it's complete dog shit when even the models in the photo can't pull it off.
>>24092018
Some look good.
>>24092053
Anyone who doesn't constantly wear a shirt and tie is a chav in Britain.
>>24092091
>Anyone who doesn't constantly wear a shirt and tie is a chav in Britain.
Whatever helps you sleep at night chav.
>>24092089
That color is horrible though, it'd look good black.
Can't stop 't stop listening to this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0
>>24092109
Oh its this guy, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Waiting for his "pissed off chav reply"
>>24092131
Subtle what you listening to post?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPGafnhUYos
any of you lads listen to soul music?
>>24091729
post ur profile I'll like it and thereby doxx myself I don't care
>>24092131
Pretty decent. But speaking of Bieber, I really like his what do you mean song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ
>pakis next door still letting off fireworks
Fucking hell, you're scaring my dog you cunts, where do they even get the money for these things?
REEEEEEEEEE
>>24092208
The beats are pretty decent on his latest singles.
Ain't jacked it in a week after staying with my folks and I thought I'd be really ready to go tonight but there isn't even a wiggle down there.
Should I hold off until I'm actually horny or just hop on gif for an hour?
>>24092222
Yeah, they are really good. His music has changed for sure since his younger days.
Reminder that new year is approaching so pay your TV license
>>24091954
I have one similar, in royal blue
And yes, I look a complete twat in it and I'll probably never wear it
>>24092272
>Not just declaring that you don't watch TV
im always thirsty recently... I don't know wahts up with me, I just cant stop thinking about drinking ice cold juice.
>>24092208
I like Justin Bieber ngl. He's a great r&b artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-DQK8YIzM
>>24092241
I would wait until you're actually horny, the orgasm will be better.
Kudos for lasting a week. 3 days is my limit.
>>24092006
fucksake mate sorry this had to happen to you
>tfw 60 facebook friends
![1414688256689_wps_30_CF4DYF_Red_letter_final_r[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/trcGsE7.jpg "1414688256689_wps_30_CF4DYF_Red_letter_final_r[1].jpg")
>>24092308
>implying they won't mobilise their enforcement officer
>tfw you've never even had a gf but the new Adele song gives you feels like you had one previously
Am I turning gay lads?
>>24092354
I didn't really plan on lasting this long but it felt weird to masturbate in my parents house after they let me stay with them
>>24092006
That's just how normiebook works, buddy. Any shit that Stacey posts about anything at all will get at least 20 likes because everyone wants to fuck her. Don't take it personally, it happens to over 50% of male facebook users.
>>24092378
I've never got one down to my place, think i'm going to keep chancing it
I really want to fuck an asian girl, I don't know why, it's just something I've wanted to do for a year now. Should I pay a masseuse 30 quid and get a happy ending? I know a chinese one locally that is always talked about on UKPunting. I'm a virgin by the way, will I regret getting a hand job? It's not like I'll be losing my virginity right
Slow West just keeps getting better lads.
>runs into a german guy in the in the middle of an expansive plain
>happens to be writing a book on the decline of the native americans
>goes on a literal SJW rant about muh evil white men
>>24092490
Where do you live m8?
>>24092502
I think we're just meant to feel like pieces of shit all the time. All media points out that we are evil and an abomination for being white males, then we come to r9k and people post mean things about us because we never made it in life.
>>24092490
>tfw obsessed with mompov
>seriously contemplating fucking a 53 year old on Adultwork
120 quid an hour seems pretty expensive though 2bh
>>24092557
Newcastle
Unique post
>>24092588
Yeah I don't think I could part 120 quid for sex, but 30 for a massage and a handjob doesn't seem so bad. I've spent more on a dominos
>>24092590
The only dedicated Asian escort agency I know of is in Manchester.
Assuming it still exists, haven't used them in over a year.
Post more slags pls
ctrl+f = poppy
0 (zero) results
You fucking ungrateful shits.
>>24092627
It's not an escort agency it's just some chinese woman in her house. I don't want to have sex with an escort, I know it's gay as fuck but I'd rather lose my virginity to a girl I love. I just want to try and get over this yellow fever and I think a wank off a chinese woman would help me get over it
>>24092654
Never brought a poppy in my life and i'm 26.
>>24092690
Why not?
Thousands of men have paid the ultimate sacrifice for you yet you can't wear a poxy poppy for a couple of days?
>>24092654
I don't support poppies or the armed forced tbqh. Not sure why I should pay respect to some chavs that failed to get good GCSEs and are only there for the pay cheque. Fair enough I support the soldiers that died in WW1 and WW2 but modern day soldiers are a joke, risking their lives for giant corporations for a poor paycheque is as wage kek as it gets
>>24092675
Then go for it mate.
>>24092724
they chose to die
I choose not to wear a stupid flower
Respect other people's decisions.
>>24092724
>caring about mercenaries fighting for corporations
>>24092675
>I'd rather lose my virginity to a girl I love
>Should I pay a masseuse 30 quid and get a happy ending?
What the hell are you thinking. Either be loyal like me and wait or go full degenerate like everyone else.
>>24092724
I don't support war.
>>24092772
>mercenaries
lel
what
>>24092787
It's only a wank mate, it's not as special as your virginity
>>24092654
>>24092690
>>24092724
>>24092741
>>24092758
>>24092772
>>24092805
>>24092801
these men fought for your right to run your mouths on them pretty fucked up so at least thank a vet for your right to run your mouth. before long this communistic rasheme in the white house will take that right away even as they leave my fellow soldiers to fight for "freedom" in the middle east . open your fuckin eyes
>>24092805
They fight for a paycheck you fucking retard. That's what they care about.
>>24092828
I don't think any of them are on r9k right now.
>>24092842
kek
I remember when i was 15
>>24092828
Fuck off military shill.
>>24092857
I remember when I was brainwashed and believed what the telly told me too.
>>24092816
You're still doing sexual stuff though. Your choice.
Personally I'll wait my future qt pure azn gril to be my eternal and only love.
>>24092816
>>24092787
what am i missing out on something here? do men give a shit about virginity? it didnt cross my mind i lose it after I first had sex I didnt care at all. I thought only young girls cared for any of that?
>>24092842
This
If you watch Band of Brothers, literally all of them signed up to be Airborne because they got paid more to do it
does it piss you guys off how normies go on about muh soldiers when it comes to them being 'underpaid' and dying?
They fucking chose to be soldiers. They could have been something else, but no. And they probably don't give a fuck about their country. They just want the special treatment when they get back and muh glory
Even worse how these morons bring them up more often with the refugee issue. Ironically, these are the people who say "if you care about refugees why not take one in yourself?." If they 'care' about homeless ex-soldiers they should take one in tbqh
>>24092828
>open your fuckin eyes
I have mate, you're deluded if you think soldiers are there to protect their country. I wouldn't mind if poppy donations went to veterans from actual wars, but no, the money also goes to soldiers fighting today who fight pointless wars and kill more innocent people than they do soldiers. Also, the British army has been accountable for some fucking despicable war crimes that I refuse to support
>>24092316
diabetes senpai
>>24092871
>I remember when I was brainwashed and believed what the telly told me too
>>24092896
didnt read lol
>>24092828
>moyes
>>24092828
Oh please be quiet. I am mentally fucked up thanks to the normies and there are no charities helping me
>>24092890
>They fucking chose to be soldiers
This, fair enough for soldiers in WW1 and WW2 who were forced to fight
>>24092915
not surprised considering your retardation
Anybody going to be in a remembrance parade tomorrow?
>>24092828
CHAT SHIT
GET
>>24092896
This
Back in the day it stood for something. But now? No, it's just wars to gain more oil and other pointless shit funded by the rich to get richer. Anyone who serves in this day and age is nothing but a mercenary fighting for the highest bidder.
>>24092948
Nah lol, going to fuck with old people who come into my work who ask why am I not wearing a poppy and basically say I don't support murderers like I do every year
MOM'S GONNA
F R E A K
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>>24092890
Yep, it's usually on goybook alongside some rant about footballers wages
Clearly they don't understand that any retard can join the army whilst the ability to rifle in 25 yard blooters takes a good deal of natural talent and hours of practice
>>24092828
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
I thought Poppy stuff was just for the older vets, those who were conscripted into fighting the big wars. Those guys absolutely deserve help and remembrance.
>>24092948
I work in a supermarket and they'll probably hold a fucking silence.
What should I imagine while all the normies are pretending to give a shit?
>>24092879
Hello modern degenerate.
Some people prefer the traditional way of things in life.
>>24092987
>tfw 28
>tfw the dream of scoring an injury time blooter to win the FA cup is over
>>24091487
Serves you right for being a wagekek faggot
>NEET
>council flat
>autismbux
>vidya all day erry day
Dropping out of university was the best thing I ever did.
>Doing heroin instead of buying a poppy.
>>24092965
>Back in the day it stood for something.
If you mean before WW then yes, if after then you haven't watched Zeitgeist.
>>24092974
Some old guy asked me why I wasn't wearing a poppy on the tube recently.
I asked him if he was a veteran, he was like 'no but I knew plenty sonny'
I just shrugged and said we were on the wrong side last time.
He was so shocked he just went back to his seat and looked a bit grey. I hope he wasn't going to have a stroke.
>>24092993
Not all of the poppy money goes to WW vets. Some of it goes to vets from Afghanistan and shit. I refuse to support any of them.
>>24093075
>said we were on the wrong side last time.
Kek never thought of saying that, going to use it next time
>>24093075
>we were on the wrong side last time
There was no right side. Britain had no place in that war and should have stayed neutral.
>>24093075
Nobody asks random strangers why they aren't wearing a poppy.
who literally gives a fuck about muh world war vets? They'll all be dead in a couple years anyway
>>24093147
normie scum do
they support violence and murder. If robots were the majority we would be living in a utopia by now
>>24093108
People approach me all the time. Not sure why. I never know where I am but they keep asking me for directions
also I am white and middle class, might have something to do with it
>>24093104
I agree and disagree. There was a right side, but it wasn't our place to fight for or against it. The whole thing was a huge clusterfuck in any case and intervention was moronic.
>>24093102
I believe it. Too old and too dead inside to bother disguising my beliefs at this point
>>24093147
better them than me mate
>>24092927
>people will never wear remembrance pepes on their shirts to help us
I always thought that Haribo's Tangfastic was actually called Fangtastic, and that it was based on scary stuff or halloween. Fang, like a vampire or a werewolf.
Plus the packet is orange.
Imagine my surprise.
>>24092654
>wearing the national normie symbol
Nah, you're alright senpai.
Not exactly sure why I should support people who make their own decision then want charity when it comes around and bites them in the arse. Am I meant to feel pity when you lose a leg? Maybe you should have thought of the risks when being fed government propaganda to be honest
>>24093075
>People who talk to you on the tube
DONT FUCKING DO THIS
>>24093320
I despise it. Possibly even worse is the ones where a group conversation starts and you're in the same group carriage.
It's like the worst sweat tin can of normie hell ever. Thank god for iPods desu
