> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 FUCK UKRAINE - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
CHINK KEKEKEKEKKEKKEKE STRAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74015504
>Germany
goddamn straya
>not even Macedonia gave us 12
STRAYA GON WIN THIS SHITY SHITT
12 POINTS TO ISRAEL!!
EUROPE IS DYING BREXIT NOW
FUCK EUROPE
VOTING CHINKY 'AUSTRAILIAN' CUNTS
>Standing in front of the nicest building in albania
Did germany really give maximum points to israel or are you guys just memeing
Albanias background picture is commie block lel
>>74016991
pls don't crop out the "Australia" part?
Sure feels good to be European lads
KEBAB U DON GOOFED
>it's a "we don't want russia to win" episode
>Russia loses
>>74017201
My gf is practically crying because nobody gives points to bulgaria
Memes have gone too far. Just shut the show down.
The bantz straya
>>74017211
This system was supposed to keep the winner a secret for longer but it looks like they fucked up.
Or the judges are way off and there'll be a massive comeback
Estonia only has cuck men?
[can't wake up]
>>74016991
Not even watchin this libfag orgy
>1 point already
We can still do it, lads.
>>74017231
0 points from greece
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OY OY OY
I hope Australians wake up soon.
It's a pure coincidence goys... I swear
This Estonia guy is pretty qt
>>74017291
they did kek
>>74016991
I CAN'T I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 20 MINS STOP PLEASE END IT NOW GOOKSTRALIA
> 12 points to israel
another week of memes aiming at my flag
Australia joining EU when?
I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA YOU FUCKING CHINKS
I want to see the 42 years of swedish music scene again.
Canti find it anywhere
AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GERMANY
WHAT THE FUCK
JUST
WE
WUZ
EUROPEANZ
N SHIEEEET
KEK you can tell Russia would win this if not for political agendas
Germany and Polan fightin for the last place like it's 1939
The host has a such passive aggressive tone.
>>74017282
lol
FUCKING RIGGED
FUCK YOU AUSTRASIA
UKRAINE WUT
>straya
>gooks everywhere
This whole show is disgusting.
A FUCKING GOOK
new meme
ukraine........
Estonia annexed tomorrow
>ukraine
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>74017268
less than two months now
>straya
WTF Ukraine
Fucking Ukraine, kek
FUCKING STRAYANS
EVEN EUROVISION VICTORY HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US
YOU WILL NEVER BE NORDIC
FUCK OFF ESTONIA
fucking ukraine
>Ukraine
You know it's made by and aimed at homosexuals, right?
Better straya than ukrainian jews
Shalom fellow europeans
>>74017291
It really happened.
>>74016991
Why are there no Australiens in this thread ?
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
WHAT IS THIS
SHITPOSTING
BASED EESTI
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
BASED UKRAINE
HOLY SHIT UKRAINE
AUSTRARIA NUMBER 1! HONOURABRU VICTORY CUNT-U
FUCKING HOHOLS
>>74017291
They seriously fucking did lmao
LMFAO I was gonna boycott this shit because of muh rapefugees but fucking STRAYA winning is too epic to miss
HAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNTS
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>UKRAINE
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>>74017291
The jury vote did give 12 points. We are all still waiting for peoples vote
WHAT THE FUCK UKRAINE
NO SUCH COUNTRY
LOL UKRAINE
Ukraine lel
> verka serduchka
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP GIVING POINTS TO FUCKING TATARS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74017384
That was a fun song
EUROKEKS BTFO
CANT EVEN WIN THEIR OWN CONTEST
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
> serduchka
TOP KEK
>Be straya
>send in some random chink
>win EUROvision
Can't make this shit up
doubles for moar strayan skelly
>>74017211
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, Oi Oi Oi!
RUSSIA PLS END THEM NUKE THIS AYYLMAO REEEEEEE
I want off this ride.
>>74017367
TWELVE
W
E
L
V
E
>>74016991
The rage is nearly as strong as when the faggot bearded woman won.
>inb4 12 points to Russia kek
>>74016991
protoss chin-chong aboo from auir ( future name for straya)
WAT
>>74017384
KEK
E
K
>Ukraine
JUST
wtf ukraine
ITALIAN HOTTIE
REMOVE HOHOL
would bang italy
SIEBEN SIEBEN
EINS ZWEI
Based Verka, best ESC contestant ever
petra
do u have fan
KILL IT WITH FIRE
EBIN :-DDDDDD
so the same shit again after this but with audience votes?
Based Ukraine.
>ukraine
>italy
muh dick
WHAT THE FUCK
>>74017350
eh, we still steamrolled everyone in the world cup
Fuck Ukraine honestly what a shithole
italian qt
would benis
>>74017439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
Remind me why we should let Ukraine in the EU again?
straya has the cutest chick
straya has the best song
straya wins
no meme magic involved
>>74017463
>HAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNTS
call me traitor but it's funny australia won.
ITS THAT GUY BASED
>>74017463
>>74017499
checked
dat italian rack
>>74017384
>Slavs are the saviors of the white race
holy kek the russians really did a number on the ukrainian populace
>>74017321
guess song wasnt all that good, or ppl dont like us, either way I dont care. if she had won we cant afford to do eurovision here
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Italian qt
>Ukraine
>not a meme country
>LOOK HOW DEGENERATE AND EUROPEAN WE ARE
Fucking let it all burn.
>Straya
>winning ESC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74017526
JUST
>those people are enormous
>>74017499
WITNESSED
>>74017384
Ukraine was progressive before it has become cool.
WHAT DE FUG UKRAINE
ITALIAN MILF
Claudia....yummmm.
b-buonasera
with /pol the esc is just 10 times more fucking funny
>not giving the Netherlands points for mh17
Die Ukraine
GOOD EVENINK
The fuck Ukraine?
Estonia disappointing
Link me the most popular Australian news sites pls.
>GERMANY 1
JUST
12 points to Malaysian airlines
>Bepкa Cepдючкa
AAAAAAAAAA БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯTЬ
AUSTRALIA AND UKRAINE ARE WINNING
AND THEY ARE THE BIGGEST MEMES
>>74017384
Cuckraine is of tolerant EU now.
why ukraine give no points to russia?
fucking polish chicks damn lads
>>74017526
inshalla
>>74017564
next thread picture
Poland should have given us their points for letting them in our country tbqh
>>74016991
Wait wait wait, I might be a dumb American, but last time I checked, Australia and Israel aren't in Europe. Why the fuck is the show called Eurovision then? And how long until you allow Turkroaches (those that aren't currently occupying Germany) to compete?
>>74016991
UKRAINE THIS IS WHY RUSSIA ANNEXES YOU
>>74017583
For the same reason we should let Australia in: meme magic.
KILL US NOW
JANEZ YOU TRAITORS CONFIRMED MOUNTAIN SERBS
Italian woman is beautiful.
>UKRAINE GIVING POINTS TO A NOBODY SO THAT THEY CAN WIN
NICE
>>74016991
if this gook faced chink cunt would have been good or creative at least..
and now the german commentator audio crashed and he's calling with shitty phone quality.
Feels good to be european
>>74017624
pics for research purposes now
>>74017585
Fuck off waffle you can't even see her eyes
>>74017662
Chronic butthurt
Those headphones
kurwa
>>74017602
They are pure europeans
>>74017476
>>74017478
>>74017471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
> hating on ukrainian presenters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQX6qmLNamM
> Germany
> 1 point
hahaha weebs
>not giving Russia points
JUST
Lets hope our own votes rekt the judges political game
i'm starting to feel bad for germany at this point
I have those sennheisers bretty gud tbqh familia
>bosnia 4 points
>serbia 0 points
>slovenia 0 points
just kill us already
>>74017691
shame she's Italian
>>74017583
this makes a perfect example that they're EU-worthy
p-please let us in
we're real europeans
>all these hot eurosluts
Krauts are fucked
>hungary
Would dick
>>74017463
YOU TELL EM, CHONG!
RIGGED
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>>74017672
Turkey has competed before
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is Australia in this contest and why are they winning?
Also why is so many people voting for Ukraine?
Hungarian qt
>>74017645
PAYBACK FOR 7-1
>>74017606
>implying ukraine could
>>74017643
http://www.news.com.au/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/
>>74017727
Australians are better Europeans than Slavs desu.
>>74017733
>> Germany
>> 1 point
I wasn't expecting this. I was expecting it to be rigged for diversity
>>74017733
he was right wasn't he?
>>74017662
They already gave Crimea, can't expect too much
>tommorow Russia invades Ukraine with everything it has
>they will never be able to participate in another Eurovision again
>This Slovenia qt
>>74017488
go back to russhit slave
>>74017787
THIS
>>74017733
Who the fuck even gave us a point?
>>74017732
Truly the best thing to come from Ukraine
THE SHINK WON HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha
Hungary for muh dick
MAGYAR i was like you...
>>74017733
I actually placed a 20€ bet that they would be in the worst 10. I only wish I had bet more.
>a non-white non-european from a non-european country wins eurovision
>Straya
>>74017822
TOPPPP KEKK!!!!
>>74017728
would vote
>>74017799
>muh ebil russia
>>74017822
kek
>>74017643
http://www.cctv.com/index.shtml
>>74017789
there are enough turks in germany to qualify for the song contest
>>74017787
Selected juries are by definition rigged
How fucking long is this retarded ass voting process gonna take?
>>74017463
LITERALLY GOOKSTRALIA
Would fucking raff if after all the fences Hungary used a black as coal nigger to represent.
>Australia 304
>Ukraine 211
What the fuck even is this contest
>dat Malta rise
Damn son.
if Australia wins this shit that surely states a case for Brexit, no?
HUNGARY QT
>>74017799
>Why is Australia in this contest and why are they winning?
lol
>Also why is so many people voting for Ukraine?
muh evil russians
>OF COURSE THE SWEDISH GIRL IS A MUSLIM
>>74017399
BASED MR SKELETON QUEEN
>>74017789
>letting the roaches play in your little show
Europe, what the fuck are you doing?
>>74017776
so close
HUNGARY FUCK YOU
Germany 1 point
I am in awe
> barely any points to Germany
What the fuck, they were forced to eat 2000 miles of muslim dick for this?
Where da 300 points at?
Post yfw germanistan averages 0.5 points in 2 years
>>74017817
Germans are having it tough this year.
I wonder why???
>sweden
>brunette
>>74017672
Australia was in it last year(?) because it was the 50th(?) anniversary and they apparently love Eurovision.
Now they are back for reasons.
>swedish girl
>no burka
EN JÄVLA ÄCKLIG MUSLIM, DU SKÄMTAR MED MIG
>>74017799
these are judge votes. not people
>Europe losing on their own contest
iF THERES IS ROOM IN THE HEART THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
SWEDEN YESSSSS
USA ASU AUS AUS AUS
they all are saying about ukraine. Can somebody tell me what is this Ukraine thing?
HAHAHAHA EUROPE BTFO
Ur just butchery because you imported the wrong "Asians"
Australia 2017
BBC
iF THERES IS ROOM IN THE HEART THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>74017888
There's 40 countries
hahahaha SWEDEN
And an arab
>>74017878
underrated post
>room in the butt
>>74017927
she's buttugly too
ROOM IN THE BUTT
SWEDEN YES
Who the fuck gave Merkel a point.
