> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 FUCK UKRAINE - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
CHINK KEKEKEKEKKEKKEKE STRAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74015504
>Germany
goddamn straya
>not even Macedonia gave us 12
STRAYA GON WIN THIS SHITY SHITT
12 POINTS TO ISRAEL!!
EUROPE IS DYING BREXIT NOW
FUCK EUROPE
VOTING CHINKY 'AUSTRAILIAN' CUNTS
>Standing in front of the nicest building in albania
Did germany really give maximum points to israel or are you guys just memeing
Albanias background picture is commie block lel
>>74016991
pls don't crop out the "Australia" part?
Sure feels good to be European lads
KEBAB U DON GOOFED
>it's a "we don't want russia to win" episode
>Russia loses
>>74017201
My gf is practically crying because nobody gives points to bulgaria
Memes have gone too far. Just shut the show down.
The bantz straya
>>74017211
This system was supposed to keep the winner a secret for longer but it looks like they fucked up.
Or the judges are way off and there'll be a massive comeback
Estonia only has cuck men?
[can't wake up]
>>74016991
Not even watchin this libfag orgy
>1 point already
We can still do it, lads.
>>74017231
0 points from greece
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OY OY OY
I hope Australians wake up soon.
It's a pure coincidence goys... I swear
This Estonia guy is pretty qt
>>74017291
they did kek
>>74016991
I CAN'T I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 20 MINS STOP PLEASE END IT NOW GOOKSTRALIA
> 12 points to israel
another week of memes aiming at my flag
Australia joining EU when?
I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA YOU FUCKING CHINKS
I want to see the 42 years of swedish music scene again.
Canti find it anywhere
AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GERMANY
WHAT THE FUCK
JUST
WE
WUZ
EUROPEANZ
N SHIEEEET
KEK you can tell Russia would win this if not for political agendas
Germany and Polan fightin for the last place like it's 1939
The host has a such passive aggressive tone.
>>74017282
lol
FUCKING RIGGED
FUCK YOU AUSTRASIA
UKRAINE WUT
>straya
>gooks everywhere
This whole show is disgusting.
A FUCKING GOOK
new meme
ukraine........
Estonia annexed tomorrow
>ukraine
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>74017268
less than two months now
>straya
WTF Ukraine
Fucking Ukraine, kek
FUCKING STRAYANS
EVEN EUROVISION VICTORY HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US
YOU WILL NEVER BE NORDIC
FUCK OFF ESTONIA
fucking ukraine
>Ukraine
You know it's made by and aimed at homosexuals, right?
Better straya than ukrainian jews
Shalom fellow europeans
>>74017291
It really happened.
>>74016991
Why are there no Australiens in this thread ?
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
WHAT IS THIS
SHITPOSTING
BASED EESTI
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
BASED UKRAINE
HOLY SHIT UKRAINE
AUSTRARIA NUMBER 1! HONOURABRU VICTORY CUNT-U
FUCKING HOHOLS
>>74017291
They seriously fucking did lmao
LMFAO I was gonna boycott this shit because of muh rapefugees but fucking STRAYA winning is too epic to miss
HAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNTS
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>UKRAINE
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>>74017291
The jury vote did give 12 points. We are all still waiting for peoples vote
WHAT THE FUCK UKRAINE
NO SUCH COUNTRY
LOL UKRAINE
Ukraine lel
> verka serduchka
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP GIVING POINTS TO FUCKING TATARS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74017384
That was a fun song
EUROKEKS BTFO
CANT EVEN WIN THEIR OWN CONTEST
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
> serduchka
TOP KEK
>Be straya
>send in some random chink
>win EUROvision
Can't make this shit up
doubles for moar strayan skelly
>>74017211
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, Oi Oi Oi!
RUSSIA PLS END THEM NUKE THIS AYYLMAO REEEEEEE
I want off this ride.
>>74017367
TWELVE
W
E
L
V
E
>>74016991
The rage is nearly as strong as when the faggot bearded woman won.
>inb4 12 points to Russia kek
>>74016991
protoss chin-chong aboo from auir ( future name for straya)
WAT
>>74017384
KEK
E
K
>Ukraine
JUST
wtf ukraine
ITALIAN HOTTIE
REMOVE HOHOL
would bang italy
SIEBEN SIEBEN
EINS ZWEI
Based Verka, best ESC contestant ever
petra
do u have fan
KILL IT WITH FIRE
EBIN :-DDDDDD
so the same shit again after this but with audience votes?
Based Ukraine.
>ukraine
>italy
muh dick
WHAT THE FUCK
>>74017350
eh, we still steamrolled everyone in the world cup
Fuck Ukraine honestly what a shithole
italian qt
would benis
>>74017439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
Remind me why we should let Ukraine in the EU again?
straya has the cutest chick
straya has the best song
straya wins
no meme magic involved
>>74017463
>HAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNTS
call me traitor but it's funny australia won.
ITS THAT GUY BASED
>>74017499
checked
dat italian rack
>>74017384
>Slavs are the saviors of the white race
holy kek the russians really did a number on the ukrainian populace
>>74017321
guess song wasnt all that good, or ppl dont like us, either way I dont care. if she had won we cant afford to do eurovision here
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Italian qt
>Ukraine
>not a meme country
>LOOK HOW DEGENERATE AND EUROPEAN WE ARE
Fucking let it all burn.
>Straya
>winning ESC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74017526
JUST
>those people are enormous
>>74017499
WITNESSED
>>74017384
Ukraine was progressive before it has become cool.
WHAT DE FUG UKRAINE
ITALIAN MILF
Claudia....yummmm.
b-buonasera
with /pol the esc is just 10 times more fucking funny
>not giving the Netherlands points for mh17
Die Ukraine
GOOD EVENINK
The fuck Ukraine?
Estonia disappointing
Link me the most popular Australian news sites pls.
>GERMANY 1
JUST
12 points to Malaysian airlines
>Bepкa Cepдючкa
AAAAAAAAAA БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯTЬ
AUSTRALIA AND UKRAINE ARE WINNING
AND THEY ARE THE BIGGEST MEMES
>>74017384
Cuckraine is of tolerant EU now.
why ukraine give no points to russia?
fucking polish chicks damn lads
>>74017526
inshalla
>>74017564
next thread picture
Poland should have given us their points for letting them in our country tbqh
>>74016991
Wait wait wait, I might be a dumb American, but last time I checked, Australia and Israel aren't in Europe. Why the fuck is the show called Eurovision then? And how long until you allow Turkroaches (those that aren't currently occupying Germany) to compete?
>>74016991
UKRAINE THIS IS WHY RUSSIA ANNEXES YOU
>>74017583
For the same reason we should let Australia in: meme magic.
KILL US NOW
JANEZ YOU TRAITORS CONFIRMED MOUNTAIN SERBS
Italian woman is beautiful.
>UKRAINE GIVING POINTS TO A NOBODY SO THAT THEY CAN WIN
NICE
>>74016991
if this gook faced chink cunt would have been good or creative at least..
and now the german commentator audio crashed and he's calling with shitty phone quality.
Feels good to be european
>>74017624
pics for research purposes now
>>74017585
Fuck off waffle you can't even see her eyes
>>74017662
Chronic butthurt
Those headphones
kurwa
>>74017602
They are pure europeans
>>74017476
>>74017478
>>74017471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
> hating on ukrainian presenters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQX6qmLNamM
> Germany
> 1 point
hahaha weebs
>not giving Russia points
JUST
Lets hope our own votes rekt the judges political game
i'm starting to feel bad for germany at this point
I have those sennheisers bretty gud tbqh familia
>bosnia 4 points
>serbia 0 points
>slovenia 0 points
just kill us already
>>74017691
shame she's Italian
>>74017583
this makes a perfect example that they're EU-worthy
p-please let us in
we're real europeans
>all these hot eurosluts
Krauts are fucked
>hungary
Would dick
>>74017463
YOU TELL EM, CHONG!
RIGGED
>RIGGED
RIGGED
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RIGGED
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>>74017672
Turkey has competed before
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is Australia in this contest and why are they winning?
Also why is so many people voting for Ukraine?
Hungarian qt
>>74017645
PAYBACK FOR 7-1
>>74017606
>implying ukraine could
>>74017643
http://www.news.com.au/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/
>>74017727
Australians are better Europeans than Slavs desu.
>>74017733
>> Germany
>> 1 point
I wasn't expecting this. I was expecting it to be rigged for diversity
>>74017733
he was right wasn't he?
>>74017662
They already gave Crimea, can't expect too much
>tommorow Russia invades Ukraine with everything it has
>they will never be able to participate in another Eurovision again
>This Slovenia qt
>>74017488
go back to russhit slave
>>74017787
THIS
>>74017733
Who the fuck even gave us a point?
>>74017732
Truly the best thing to come from Ukraine
THE SHINK WON HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha
Hungary for muh dick
MAGYAR i was like you...
>>74017733
I actually placed a 20€ bet that they would be in the worst 10. I only wish I had bet more.
>a non-white non-european from a non-european country wins eurovision
>Straya
>>74017822
TOPPPP KEKK!!!!
>>74017728
would vote
>>74017799
>muh ebil russia
>>74017822
kek
>>74017643
http://www.cctv.com/index.shtml
>>74017789
there are enough turks in germany to qualify for the song contest
>>74017787
Selected juries are by definition rigged
How fucking long is this retarded ass voting process gonna take?
>>74017463
LITERALLY GOOKSTRALIA
Would fucking raff if after all the fences Hungary used a black as coal nigger to represent.
>Australia 304
>Ukraine 211
What the fuck even is this contest
>dat Malta rise
Damn son.
if Australia wins this shit that surely states a case for Brexit, no?
HUNGARY QT
>>74017799
>Why is Australia in this contest and why are they winning?
lol
>Also why is so many people voting for Ukraine?
muh evil russians
>OF COURSE THE SWEDISH GIRL IS A MUSLIM
>>74017399
BASED MR SKELETON QUEEN
>>74017789
>letting the roaches play in your little show
Europe, what the fuck are you doing?
>>74017776
so close
HUNGARY FUCK YOU
Germany 1 point
I am in awe
> barely any points to Germany
What the fuck, they were forced to eat 2000 miles of muslim dick for this?
Where da 300 points at?
Post yfw germanistan averages 0.5 points in 2 years
>>74017817
Germans are having it tough this year.
I wonder why???
>sweden
>brunette
>>74017672
Australia was in it last year(?) because it was the 50th(?) anniversary and they apparently love Eurovision.
Now they are back for reasons.
>swedish girl
>no burka
EN JÄVLA ÄCKLIG MUSLIM, DU SKÄMTAR MED MIG
>>74017799
these are judge votes. not people
>Europe losing on their own contest
iF THERES IS ROOM IN THE HEART THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
SWEDEN YESSSSS
USA ASU AUS AUS AUS
they all are saying about ukraine. Can somebody tell me what is this Ukraine thing?
HAHAHAHA EUROPE BTFO
Ur just butchery because you imported the wrong "Asians"
Australia 2017
BBC
iF THERES IS ROOM IN THE HEART THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>74017888
There's 40 countries
hahahaha SWEDEN
And an arab
>>74017878
underrated post
>room in the butt
>>74017927
she's buttugly too
ROOM IN THE BUTT
SWEDEN YES
Who the fuck gave Merkel a point.
>>74017974
like pottery
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH SWEDEN HAS ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>74017969
ELDEN RESER SIG BRODER
Lads, how did ENG-ER-LAND vote?
>sweden
>white
It's not even funny anymore.
Jury votes are definitely rigged.
ROOM IN THE BUTT
SWEEEDEN YEEEEEES
>>74017291
If they didn't it would have been really bad
>320 Points
>Straya gook
Can't make this shit up
HAHAHHA Nice freudean slit you sandnigger turboslut
>ROOM IN THE HEART, ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>74017969
KEK
>>74017973
pretty much predecided votes?
>>74017975
CAPTAIN SWEDEN YESS
meme magic is real
>australia
>half of them are lao yang's kids
diversity wins : - )
Poland 7 - 1 Germany
Newar Forget Kurwa
>the whitest girl in sweden
This is so rigged. We should make a petition that judges were biased cause it was totally different caller votes.
Poland 7
Germany 1
we already won xD
>>74017888
half way there m8
not even in the top 5 ;___;
how are Findland doing? [spoiler] :D [/spoiler]
>>74017297
oh, sorry
I had to do it fast because the last thread already was at 500 replies.
>>74018047
No-one, the point snuck in on a dinghy
>>74018069
MEME MAGIC
All these memes!
It's a consolation that whenever Australia brings up winning this we can bring up their gooks.
It's like mutually assured destruction.
HEY STOP THIS CHINISE COLONY
>As we say in Sweden if there's room in the heart there's room in the butt
ROOM IN BUTT
>>74018054
We vote last.
> germany
> 1 point
>these were just jury votes all along
fuck
off
>>74018052
delete this
>>74017909
pretty sure Malta is gonna go backwards now cause the voters vote neighbors and Jews
I for one welcome our new shitposting overlords
>>74017975
It doesn't surprise me that this is a Swedish saying.
slutbutts for buttsluts
FUCKING CHINK JUST NEEDS WATER TO BTFO THE ENTIRETY OF EUROPE
>>74016991
glad my country doesn't participate in that faggotry and rip-off event
>>74018054
They vote YES
>Poland didnt vs Austria
>Straya wins now
lel
DRANK WATER.JPEG
POLAND 7 1 GERMANY KEK
classic gook personality
>if there's room in the heart there's room in the butt
You literally can't make this shit up...
SWEDEN YES!!!
>>74018052
>>74018063
What, you don't have room in the butt? Where do you store your shit then?
I LOVE EUROPE ;____;
I DRANK WATER
GO AND HAVE A LEMONADE
>The average Australian
>>74018123
Desperately voting for Russkies
If there is room, there is room in the butt?
Did I hear that swedish saying right?
>Be a CHINK strayan
>shitpost your way to victory
KEK
>THE AUSTRALIAN SINGER IS NOT ONLY A GOOK, SHE IS ALSO STUPID AS FUCK
>Room in the butt
What did she mean by this?
>GERMANY
>ONE (1) POINT
I can't fucking breathe.
>>74018106
no one gives a shit you piece of russhit
>>74017974
Its the perfect heist. If Australia wins the next contest will be held in Germany.
ROOM
IN
BUTT
>the perfect waifu is winning
>>74018121
Poli Genova stinks anyway.
>>74017888
It was alot fucking longer before. This one is too fast. Before the representatives announced the 8 points, then 10 and 12
DOES THIS MEAN STRAYA IS IN EU NOW?!
lol european jewrys voting for multiculturalism
diversity stronk
>>74018140
Clearly they are all gooks.
>ching chong ping ling
>AUSTRALIAN CHINK WINS A CONTEST ON ANOTHER CONTINENT WITH A SONG TITLE STOLEN FROM AMERICA
>>74018106
The caller votes are still coming, it's not over yet
>>74017672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Broadcasting_Union
>EUROvision
>Everybody sings/speaks in English
Feels glorious being an Anglo.
ROOM IN BUTT
BIRTH OF NEW MEME
>>74018137
>6 people
>2 eyes
Welp, see you in a year. Australia fucked everything up as always.
>>74017969
OY VEY!!!
>>74016991
>room in the butt
>>74018054
12 went to Georgia
>>74018130
KEK
she looks like shes asleep kek
>>74018074
Yup
The pre decided jury was basically sitting in a room saying "If we don't vote for australia they will not be here the next year", and so they voted for australia
>>74018197
Go back to bed chink
>lemonade
PURE
U
R
E
LEMONADE SHITPOSTING CUNTS
>>74018173
Becaus you did not pay denbts
>>74018207
Not really... Room for the butt. Not in.
>>74017662
They will be shot if they do.
only 1 point to germany
this si fucking retarded
germans dont deserve this bad treatement
they paid for the whole show
>>74018230
Austria isn't winning you piece of shit
Straya shitpost magic transcends reality.
wait what, only 50% votes?
>>74018171
whoa brother slow down
>>74018156
RACEWARNOW!!
The degree of memeing in these votes are exactly equal to the ones that will happen in Burgerland.
which song did trump prefer?
>>74018137
here is better
LEMONADE CUNTS
>>74018207
It's not a saying. Bitch made it up on the spot. I have never ever heard of it, and if I ask anyone in this country, they'll go "What?".
NO ONE LOVE GERMANS((((
I hope Russia rekts everyone with caller votes cause the judges were biased.
>muh evil Russians
SWEDISH WOMEN LIKES ANAL [X] CONFIRMED
THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
>>74018217
Im surprised they even gave one point, this was fucking awful. I'd give out negative points if that was possible.
>I DO SAME THING EVERL TIME
>I TRAIN 22 HOURS A DAY
>I DRANK A LEMONADE
>PARENTS PROUD
Typical chink.
>>74018256
Austria sang in French though
>according to plan
>correct result
THE FIX IS IN
>>74018216
She fucked up the swedish saying "finns det hjärterum finns det stjärterum" which is a stupid thing to even try to translate to english but she fucked it up and and it became anal sex
Wouldnt be suprised if Leicester somehow clinched the victory
Reminder that
>Australia
>white
>>74018235
I'd do her tb h
THERES MORE NIGGA
>Israel not getting many points
Oy vey such anti-Semites
>>74018301
thats what they get for destroying europe
Is there a better analogy for Sweden's immigration situation than room in the heart, room in the butt?
Farage caused this with his Australian style points system memeing
>>74018307
did someone just hit the keyboard to name your country?
>room in the butt
>>74018062
they always are, what's your point.
>>74018313
That was just jury votes, public votes are coming
>>74018333
I wonder why :^)
Pure coincidence
>>74018269
>Nothing for Malta
Sorry lads, blame the rigged juries
>>74018313
still room in your butt?
>>74018301
Its what they get for rekking europe
THIS IS GONNA BE RIGGED
>>74018331
"Finns det hjärterum så finns det stjärterum"
"If there's room in your heart, there's room for your butt"
>>74018301
Shut up Grazia. Stop working at the eu parliament.
>>74018259
tier 1 bong bants
>>74018207
Basically "room to sit"
But yeah meme it up we deserve it
Australia.jpg
>>74017969
SWEDEN JÄVLA JA!!!!!!!!
DU KAN INTE GÖRÄ UPP DETTA SKIT
>>74018140
At least gooks contribute to society and get jobs. How's londistan going?
ARE THE VOTES SPLIT JURY/PUBLIC 50/50??????
>ACCORDING TO PLAN
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
Jewries should have no say in this
>p-please give the results now
>spaghetti
Lord Jesus, I come humbly before you now and pray that you will not interfere in any potential terrorist attack in the yurovision song contest tonight if there is one planned, amen
guys
why didnt anyone like Italy :(
Time for the proletariat to speak!
>8 points
>>74018331
https://sv.wiktionary.org/wiki/Finns_det_hj%C3%A4rterum_finns_det_stj%C3%A4rterum.
Room in the butt?
I don't get it.
>>74018406
Yeah I felt bad about that too.
ROOM IN BUTT
O
O
M
I
N
B
U
T
T
MEME MAGIC : GERMANY GIVES 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL FOR HOLOCOAST REPARATIONS, SWEDEN HAS A SAYING IF THERE IS ROOM IN THE HEART THERE IS ROOM IN THE BUTT
EIN PUNKT, EIN REICH, EIN FÜHRER
>Germoney got above 1 digit points
WEW
Second last, kek
UK makes better music than all the other cunts combined, let's Brexit and leave this shit-fest
Poland BTFO
>>74018415
Have a litle faith.
>Public vote
>0 points to United Kingdom
They're pissed at the Brexit!!!!!
>people have the same voting power as the judges in a dance/song competition
>not even applicable in the EU
> 11 points
Plottwist Israel Wins
>>74016991
POLAND BTFO
I DON'T FUKN GET WAT HAPPENING ANYMORE
>Germany
>GERMANY ON THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AGAIN THIS YEAR
>11 points to israel
>*rubbing intensifies*
>German jury gave more points to Israel than the rest of european viewers combined
I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
oh man this won't go down well if australia are knocked off top.
>3rd last
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74017407
If we actually get out of Europe though.
I might be happy that one of our Colonies s winning a European contest but letting the bloodly chinks win it for us is too much.
>>74018520
Nice flag famalam
>>74018406
>>74018495
It's ok.
>>74018511
Europe really doesn't like you guys
>Aussies winning the eurovision
>it's a fucking gook
This shit is comedy gold
>Less than Germany
BREXIT TIME
>>74018528
They can't handle the bants
>>74018565
kek
>tfw you still believe Russia will win
>tfw Ukraine wins and joins the EU
SHITPOSTERS WON
UK GO DOWN FURTHER
FUEL THE BREXIT PLEASE
>>74018543
just wait, we're gonna end up last
This is fucking hilarious KEK
>>74018405
u not bad... sometimes
>putting us down into the bottom 25%
B R E X I T
Brexit confirmed.
Thank you Europe.
How could we fall so far down, BREXIT CONFIRMED
RIGGED
RUSSIA SHOULD HAVE WON
WTF IS THIS VOTE SYSTEM???
g-gib points ples D-::
REEEEEE RUSSIA BETTER WIN
>>74018632
This means Australia will join too?
>>74018514
>better music
>Landon nigger music, generic girl pop, slutty imports from Sweden and niggers from USA dominate all pop culture
>>74018681
Should have voted UKIP.
THE CUNTRY
MEMES
This is so stupid goddamn, just do it like you used to
>>74018641
Ahead of deutschland tho
BALTIC POWER
>Poland still haven't had their points
HOLY SHIT SLEEPER WINNER
>>74018543
atleast their country isn't 100% cucked
>>74018543
Nah, poland is gonna get a shitton of points.
NEW THREAD
>>74018612
>>74018612
>>74018612
>>74018612
TIME FOR BREXIT
BREXIT INCOMING.
>straya actually winning
A FUCKING GOOK
>>74018668
I bet your people don't even care about the ESC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74018693
Your song was shit senpai
This new voting system is fucking retarded. I want to see who Finns voted the most.
French commentator currently in the middle of an orgasm
>GERMANY LITERALLY LAST
BTFO
>>74018703
>implyingrigged.info
>>74018767
yet
WTF is this shit vote system
UKRAINE WILL WIN
EUROVISION IS RIGGED
I like this new format peeps
God bless Australia, we look forward to your Aussie-Korean rule over Europe over the next year!
>>74018750
I did :'(
Poland to win
>>74018703
I think it was jury votes first then the public
>>74018543
They get more points, we are still last by landslide
>Poland 7
Literally worse than Germans
>>74018106
Judges were introduced specifically because they didn't like it when it was decided by people alone. IIRC it was after Russia won for once.
okay
so australia wins
>>74018732
Post yfw poland pass all other countries with one single vote
NEXT THREAD
>>74018612
>>74018612
>>74018612
>>74018612
THIS FUCKING VOTING SYSTEM
FUCK OFF
Who thought of this stupid system this isn't exciting nor fun at all
>>74018795
Agree
>>74018817
Australia is now guaranteed the win m8
>>74018792
>He thinks the songs have any relevance to the result
>>74018851
No u dumb retard.
>>74018851
>poland not yet got public vote
mate they are gonna get 100+
Its Poland vs Gemany
>>74018835
Reported to the internet police.
>>74018791
Nobody does. If only Finland government wasn't cucked right now Finland should just enter in Goatmoon or Satanic Warmaster to fuck with it.
are all tele votes equally worth no matter what country they originate from?
>>74018823
topkek at pic
poland can in to eurovision?
FUCK JURY THIS FUKING JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Ukraine will meme it to the top
Poland from last to first holy fukk
Yeah this is over, in the best case Ukraine needs more than 300 points to take over AUS
Fuck me this is actually exciting
FUCK THE JURY WHAT THE FUCK
>Australia 4th in popular vote
>win
This is bullshit, this is the same idea as UKIP getting fucked.
SLAV
SLAV
SLAV
>GERMANY LAST
>Caliphate of Germany is last
TOP FUCKING KEK
FUCK YOU GUYS HAHAHAH
Guys, what did Ukraine do?
damn Ukraine memed it. Good job Jamal
YEAH FUCK THE GOOKS
HAHA UKRAINE WON HAHAHAHAH
AUS KEKED
Ukraine won, it's over lads
UKRAINE WTF
THANK FUCK
RUSSIA needs to win
>TFW RUSSIA WINS
£900 IF UKRAINE WIN
HAHAHHAHAHAAHA
FUCK YOU AUSSSIES!!!!!!
WHAT A TWIST.
I LIKE THIS VERSION. SHITPOSTERS BTFO
TATARD
WORST DEFEAT SUFFERED BY AUSTRALIA SINCE THE EMU WARS
Russia was robbed
>Russia wins popular vote
>Doesn't win the contest.
Explain yourselves.
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>>74018069
>>74018063
>>74018052
>>74017975
It's not in the butt. It's for the butt, FOR THE THE BUTT
FUCKKK
EUROPE STRONG
>>74018064
FOR YOU
holy shit Europe, what did you do.
>>74019529
Oh you won with 10 pounds. Congrats. Ukraine memed it.
Lol wut
darkest time line
Russia won the peoples vote so technically they are the winner
FUCK THE KIKE JURY
austria shoudl have won
>tfw russia wins the vote of the people
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING SHITPOST
AUSTRLIA LOST HOLY SHIT
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
WON £900 ON UKRAINE
>WON £900 ON UKRAINE
GOING TO DO A £20 DUBS ROLL THREAD IN 10 MINS
Watch out Ukraine, Putin´s in damagecontrol
ffs tatarscum won
Australia on suicide watch
RUSSIA would have won if they only had the judges. We should seriously start a petition that it is a corrupt biased program.
>>74019623
Stupid goy.
>>74019626
Christ nice one mate
>>74019605
This. russia won the peoples vote
GARAGE WINS
>>74019626
Fuck me m8. I thought you were bullshitting. Nice. Remember to donate it to the OUT campaign.
AUSTRALIA BTFO HAHAHAHA
That was a pretty /pol/ contest
Russia deserved to win. Thumbs up if you agree!
Why is there a Jury?
Why do people accept this?
AUSSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNTS
>>74019773
THIS
Actually Russia won.
Who cares what some rigged jury thinks??
Going to do a £20 dubs compo in 15 minutes to celebrate my £900
>I really want peace
what a bullshit
>>74019773
Do this.
>>74019838
you people fucking act as if this was a UN voting
>>74019802
£20 dub roll in 15 mins
>Russia won the public vote but not the judge
RIGGED
>>74019773
The jugdes favored the Aussies
Russia by the people
>>74019955
Jamal wants peace. What's so surprising?
FUCKING ABOS GOT KEKED IN THE END
THE JEW JURY GOT KEKED TOO
SHITPOSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>74019838
Gives a pretty good state of affairs.
>Everyone hates Germany
>NATO backs up Ukraine
>Russia satellites back Russia
Cool stuff
1 9 4 4
9
4
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>>74019927
How the fuck did you call Ukraine of all places?
>>74020015
nobody likes the dirty commies
>>74019838
Too many shitty country who vote for their neighbours tbqh, juries are necessary
>>74020004
nah m8, just spend it at the pub.
host in austrian television said "no politic messages are allowed at eurovision"
this year wins ukrainian antirussian song
top kek
>>74020083
politics. every one hates russia and want to send a message
>>74020109
That's like what? Only 4 beers in britland?
>Can't banter about eurovision
>Flower-pushing ukies won
Aww, fuck.
Damn hohols.
TATARDS OUT
>>74020087
Still better than this kebab love and peace bullshit.
The contest is gonna be held in Russia anyway next year since Putin will have annexed the rest of Ukraine by then
Only 8 fucking points from the whole of the European public? #brexit
>>74020113
But it is about stalin and tatars :^)
>>74020113
This
OT:
Someone make a petition about corruption and bias with the jury's. They should make it like this votes from normal people will be counted first and after that jury's can only vote for the top 10
>>74020301
NoNO the idea is to nuke them during the contest.
WIN £20 LADS
>>74018406
I WON £900
>no ISIS attack
>>74020346
>Someone make a petition about corruption and bias with the jury's. They should make it like this votes from normal people will be counted first and after that jury's can only vote for the top 10
That's actually pretty fucking smart
>>74019773
>>74019838
We won in 2008. The next year they made judges to prevent that from happening again. Works as planned goy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2008
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2009
>>74020212
£20? Isn't that your monthly wage?
>>74020212
Some places it's 10 pints, some places it's 2. It depends where and what you're drinking.
>>74020583
I bet I can buy more beers with my monthly wage then you.
>Russia annexes Ukraine so Eurovision will be hosted in Russia anyway
>>74020346
That won't work because the jury gives it's votes a day before the actual finals. The singers do a private performance for the jury.
Does Eurovision's winner mean WW3 is near?
Someone make a petition about corruption and bias with the judges. it was clear Russia won this.
>be hohol
>give 12 points to a nobody but not Russia
Rigged as fuck
>>74020808
Kek
I feel bad for Justin Timberlake having to listen to amateur night in Europe.
>>74020844
I know but they should give it live after the normal citizen votes
