Roach here! I think it's over.
one or two hours ago a jet flied over too close to buldings so that coused a strong sound that we all think it was some sort of bomb. But so far we know that it was a jet.
>>81255710
dang, wanted military to win
>>81255710
Normally I'd insult you for being a roach, but since you posted Shantae you are okay in my book.
>>81255906
Me too actually. But looks like they were fucking ametours
>>81256106
>>81255906
that's boring go cause a happening right now
>>81256100
What can I say? More waifu more laifu
Is it quiet now? What's on the news?
>>81256407
Let me check
Well that's disappointing.
Wonder if it will at least hit a triple digit death toll, lots of idiots trying to pull a Tienanmen Square for their Facebook profiles.
>>81256526
screencap? even a pic from a shitty webcam would do.
It's pretty confirmed now that this was a ploy by Erdogan to consolidate power and draw out and traitorous elements?
He'll postpone the next election, right?
>>81256609
Man at least 10 people dead from that cobra, pretty sure.
>>81256716
fuck that's actually pretty clever if he pulled that off.
I'm watching Kekdogan to talking to news right now. He is blaming the guy on pensylvania. What do you guys think about it?
I'm telling you guys. I think it's all staged. Erdogan planned this all to win next elections.
>>81257021
Erdogan sounds like a cunt
>>81256903
>the guy on Pensylvania
What guy on Pennsylvania? 1500 Pennsylvania avenue?
>>81256903
Gulen?
Isn't he for a more islamic Turkey?
If so, then it seems highly suspicious that the Turkish military would support them.
I've heard they're pretty strong supporters of Ataturk
>>81257021
>>81257168
It's better like that, I keep telling you guys, seriously, think for a moment, a coup in the middle east always lead to ISIS in power.
Avoid that, please, I beg of you.
>>81256903
You probably know more about the guy than we do, does the exiled imam even have any influence in Turkey right now to pull something like this off? And even so, why would he? It's a pretty damn big gamble if not all of the military is behind it. Though right now we are not sure how much of the military is behind the coup either.
>>81257358
>Canada being a bootlicker
>>81257021
Don't know man. There seems to be easier ways to accomplish the same thing. The fact that your capital seems to be in the hands of the military suggest that this coup is real although didn't go as well as expected. And you guys have a history of coups.
But I am thousands of miles away so I have zero credibility. I'll take your word for it. Either way, your life is going to get worse.
Sorry anon.
Gulen is a terorist. He made a secret goverment in Turkey. And he planned to take down Erdogan. But he is far from being a Islamic leader or something. He just uses the religion to gain power.
Well, same thing that Kekdogan does but Kekdogan is much cooler i think lel
>>81257483
Coming from someone who makes circle jerk thread around the shooting of the week it's a bit low.
>>81257559
I don't wanna live on this solar system anymore. ALIEENNSSSS TAKKE MEEEE
>>81257658
>But he is far from being a Islamic leader or something. He just uses the religion to gain power.
You guys can ask me any questions you want. I was searching for the news i didn't sleep for a min and I live in Istanbul.
>>81257959
It's gonna take much more than the Incredibles to take over that dude
>>81258102
What did you think of Koksal Baba?
>>81258102
What's up with that rocket in that building?
>>81258205
I guaffled
>>81257746
What the fuck are you talking about nigger
>>81258102
What about Ankara?
Did the navy really join the coup?
REMINDER THAT IT'S FAR FROM OVER, AND TURKS SAYING OTHERWISE ARE ISLAMIC SHILLS
>>81258246
He shall be the ruler of the universe alongside with Cthullhu and Anzu.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KOKSAL BABA
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>81258272
We are not sure it could be the military or it could be the cops trying to stop military
>>81256903
Is he really pushing that? Why would the make Turkey a caliphate again guy be coordinating with the secular military? I barely know anything about Turkish politics and even I can string that together.
>>81258663
wtf cops have rpgs?
>>81258422
I don't think so. Even if the navy is joining to military they are not that much anyway.
I WOULD CALL THEM... 300 OR 400 MEN.
>>81258740
Welcome to Turkey buddy.
>>81258935
You guys are bordered by two major seas.
How do you have a shit navy?
man seriously you guys got it all fucking backward, i know you're trying to meme revolution into reality but it's just going to be an ISIS take over.
the army will get dissolved as soon as deserters sees an occasion to flee, and believe me, they'll be many, it's what always happen.
then ISIS loot your shit and you're fucked.
>>81258102
Do you think another coup will occur sooner?
>>81259035
Turkish fighting style was never centered around navy. We are usually focusing to foot soldiers. Turkish army focuses on fast and mobile foot soldiers. Since Turkey have a very uniqe kind of weather changes all around the country, It's hard to do everything with war machines. For example northern side of Turkey usually forest and it's hard to move with war machines.
>>81259180
ISIS take over is a good thing
This half-assed war on Islam isn't going anywhere.
Once ISIS is big enough, then you can kill it.
Right now, it isn't a big enough threat to be worth taking off the gloves for.
If it takes over Turkey, then it's no longer just some Middle Easter shithole's problem
>>81259496
at least tell me you realize this is orchestrated
>>81259450
I guess that's good if you plan to be invaded and need to fight off the invaders.
>>81259344
I don't think so. Since I don't even think this was a real one. I tihnk it's all gonna be Kekdogan Islamic Country all over again.
Don't suprise when they announce Sharia rules as main rules of Turkey... fucking Muslims
>>81259629
Dude I don't know shit about military :D I'm suck at Age of Empires. (Turn based strategies better anyway)
>>81259581
Of course, by Erdogan to ensure his continued power base.
Anyone who disagrees with him now could be a gulenist sympathiser.
>>81258102
Is the military the "good guys"? Are they really justified in overthrowing your government? What do theh cite as irreconcilable injustices that warrant such an extreme reaction? Is it really over? How did the fucking military lose to police forces?
Stay safe man
FRESH NEWS
335 SOLDIER IS UNDER ARREST
>>81256903
Doesnt the book of revelations say something about philadelphia?
>>81259496
Can't wait. We would blast those turkroaches right back into the stone age.
>>81259673
What do you mean "fucking muslims"? Aren't you a muslim country?
>>81260159
How did so few soldiers join this coup?
How did such a small coup have support of F-16s?
>>81260306
>wanting to kill people
Why though dude? Isnt peaceful solutions always preferred? Isnt that a core western value from the enlightenment?
Why would you want to hurt people you dont know
>>81260154
First of all thanks for your concern
Second: If it was a real coup I think it would be over by now and Erdogan would be dead. But since it's a fake one and i honestly believe Erdogan planned all this, I don't think they were good or bad.
>>81259861
Why are you under the impression that removing him will make anime real when every other exemple of a coup in the middle east always result in massive ISIS take over?
>>81260159
Oh my, they'll sure be shitting themselves, roach prison is probably worse than a death sentence.
>>81260357
They have the Solid Snake. But turns out Solid Snake was the man of Erdogan and he turned againts them. So it's gg wp. Hideo Kojima saved the day again
This is disgusting https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754161424579133440
>>81260357
If you believe Erdogan, he said this was just a 'small element' within the military. Which it seemed to be the case. Some generals or colonels in the air force must have also participated in the coup, but I mean it's just 3-4 F-16s, not dozens.
>The crowd, numbering in the thousands, is chanting and singing – one nation, one flag, one motherland – and shouting Erdoğan’s name as he leaves the platform.
Uh oh.
Looks like we're just in time to see Emperor Erdogan crowned
>>81260691
then it's not solid snake, it was the Boss herself.
>>81260314
Maybe a religious minority or an atheist. I met a Saudi Arabian atheist when I was sent to a mental institution.
>>81257278
>1500 Pennsylvania avenue
is a parking lot
>>81255710
I heard Ankara is still under control of the military. Do you have any info on that?
>>81257021
Well he did restart the war with the Kurds to win the last election.
>>81260655
Roach prison is worse than fucking everything. It's hell on earth!!!!!
Just kidding! Fucking prisons are just places of bribe.
Saw the Öcalan's prison? It's a fucking mansion!
>>81260760
But a single F-16 requires hundreds of support staff.
You don't just fly away with one.
You need to requisition arms and fuel.
And have it armed and fuelled by separate people.
You can't just go "Uh, fill her up, I'm taking it out for a spin".
Then you have the air traffic types guiding it.
If the order came from the top then there are hundreds of complicit people.
What happened to MIT? I heard the HQ was attacked.
>>81258102
did people really respond to Ergodan's request to march in the streets
media here made it sound like they turned the tide against the military by their sheer numbers but I'm finding it hard to believe
>>81260882
I'm an atheist
>>81261194
Dude! It was like the fucking Purge! People were all over the streets
>>81261399
Oh shit niggers is this for real?!
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>>81261399
What were the soldiers doing? Did you see any soldiers? Talk to any? If so, what did they say
>>81261280
You seem like a cool turkbro. I used to want to visit Turkey when I was younger and ignorant of the real world.
>>81261669
Yup! New guy on military.
>>81256903
>Kek
BTW the "kek" thing isn't fags who got bored with "lel" it's fag satanists and ignorant fools eager for chaos and pain, because they are pathetic losers. Don't buy in. Watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg_PHq5Tqk
>>81261079
Not for a few hours you don't need that many people. If it is a legitimate coup, they'd expect it to probably last 12-24 hours at most. You may need 2 dozen support personnel to fuel and arm the plane, but they don't have to be complicit if it is a small operation. The commanding officer could just bullshit something and they'd have to fuel and arm the plane for a training mission or whatever. This is further compounded by the fact that at most, there were a dozen to maybe two dozen bombs dropped TOTAL in Istanbul. Which means the total airpower is simply non existent. I will give you this, we don't know what the fuck is going on in the rest of the country and there might be more important targets for the F-16s, but there have been no other reports from anywhere on any other countryside targets or miliary vs. miliary fights going on anywhere else.
>>81261756
Thanks man!
I say give it a few years. I think Turkey is making some steps. backward or forward? IDK lol
>>81262156
What you need to understand before you spam that all night is that we are using their magic against them. Lucifer wants follower because he's a pussy but pepe is one of the avatar of Bael, who is literally king neet of hell and doesn't care much about followers so much he gets some lulz out of them.
also, in all of your video, you fail to explicitly explain what is so wrong with globalist. It's almost as if the only complain you have is not being part of the club. As if you feel entitled to be an illuminati for merely knowing about the low level rituals.
>>81260794
>inb4 Turkish citizens overwhelmingly approve to grant Erdogan sweeping powers to maintain peace and stability while sacrificing any and all freedom and civil liberties they may still have
Ironically, Egypt embraced the same mindset by supporting the military coup to depose Morsi and look where that got them; opposition to the military being slaughtered in the streets and anyone who spoke out against the military was jailed/executed.
>>81262156
dafuq are you talking about? I was always a cancerous kid. Using the word *fag* didn't change anything
>>81262382
Yes but that was a real coup.
I live 10 kilometer distance to the airport, I heard something so powerful I ran to the bathroom thinking it's a bomb or something but it was apparently a super low flying warplane, i wonder if there's curfew?
>>81262561
Right, your (((coup))) really is just a false flag so Erdogan can do whatever the fuck he wants while having the support of Western governments because "le democracy is always good" meme. Best of luck to you, buddy. You seem like a good Turk.
Explain how you roaches are going to save Anzu
>>81262919
If anything comes from this, I hope it's her body being found in the wreckage
>>81262919
She is already a God!
>>81262919
Don't worry, she's still in Nipland.
>>81262919
She's in Japan at the moment.
>>81262724
Zeytinburnundaydı değilmi? Nerdesin sen? Ben güneştepe tramvay durağındayım.
>>81263653
oliviumun tam onunde oturuyorum :)
>>81262919
Why do her eyes look like they're painted on?
>>81261897
They actually slaughtered all the surrendering military guys?
>>81263559
>>81263623
But what happens when she gets back?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I'VE MISSED THE EVO MELEE TOURNAMENT!
FUCKING SHIIIEETTT!
WHO WON GUYS?
>>81260503
No, we slavs are the most violent of all, if there was no west, we would've exterminated all that is non slav. I'm actually pretty hyped for the islamisation of Europe, not only would we gain clay, but we would get rid of islam once and for all.
>>81264377
We continue to worship and fap to her.
So wait, who's the bad guy, and who's the slightly better guy?
>>81255710
good luck fellow shit-tier flag
>>81264598
the bad guys won.
>>81256716
>>81256856
>>81257021
this type of staged coups have been done before by venezuela & ecuador.
>>81264559
The last time the Islamic horde touched the Poles and Czechoslovaks it didn't go too well for them
>>81264560
lel pussied out? i promise i'll take only one kidney, cya later. cute loli btw :3
>>81261059
>Implying private roach has the money to buy themselves off to escape Erdogans wrath
>>81263779
cheap contacts
If youre going to do a coup you need to take out the president first and then swoop in during the ensuing chaos.
>>81264895
No Turk can escape Erdogan! It's the very fear hunt us, it's a curse.
This is me getting ready for the coup!
>>81262919
Unfortunately she will be captured and join Erdogan's harem
>>81265489
So many tiers of S.W.A.G.! No bullets can hurt me!
>>81264816
It will never happen again in slavic lands, never, we're prepared to poison the land, the border with nuclear waste/dirty bombs if we need as a last resort, but I don't think we'll need to, currently there is no way for any islamist country to invade us, maybe only bomb us and with missiles.
>>81255710
Tell your boss that your job is over.
>>81264889
>Shantae
Good taste
>>81262919
If she's lucky and Turkey collapses she might even get stuck in Japan.
