> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42
> S K Y . N E W S . S T R E A M
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
Who /comfy/ here?
Night boys
owen jones arguing with some american
>>81225533
Pretty comfy lad
>>81225646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
Seems like it's simmering out lads, shame.
>>81225646
how long till he does the decent thing and converts to Islam?
>>81225775
Is it me or does Frank Field look like Francis from House of Cards?
Maybe he's behind the Labour leadership mess
>>81226079
He's plotting to become next leader
>>81225646
Owen Jones sounds like a Blairite.
>>81225717
>>81225775
They are meant to be fixing it suppsedly, it looks so comfy when it used to an actual garden instead of a desolate concrete plaza full of chavs, niggers trying to sell you phone cases/drugs or homeless people having sex.
>>81225791
Karen :3
>>81225426
>tfw all of the political class are staying up tweeting shit and watching the news instead of out getting drunk
Where were you when you heard the neo-Ottoman empire had fallen, lads?
>>81226249
by knocking the wall down and adding some glass fixtures, actual flower beds are too expensive apparently.
>>81226189
>>81226079
Would vote for 10/10
>>81225853
>Stereotypical badger holding a hamburger
Gets me every time.
>>81226376
>>81226351
>out getting drunk
What do you take us and them for, normies? Anyone obsessed with politics is autistic, nothing wrong with that lad.
>>81226420
in my fucking chair with feet up like usual
>>81226420
Sat naked in bed shitposting
>>81225646
I remember watching a video, with Shapiro blowing the white male privilege excuse out the water.
>>81226420
Has the sultan been killed yet then?
/pol/ isn't being as informative as usual.
>>81226420
playing with my little plastic army men for adults.
is the coup still ongoing or did it fail?
so much disinfo and propaganda right now
who /indecentlydrunk/ here lads
>>81225426
>not bombing your Nelson's Column
>>81225775
Is that Manchester?
I spent many a teenage night necking vodka in Piccadilly Gardens before trying to sneak into some 18+ gig.
>>81226282
Shit got real in Ankara.
>>81226845
aye, the gardens before and after
>>81226760
/notenoughdrunk/ here
>>81226420
Laying in bed, thinking about tfw no gf
>>81225646
There's no currently famous figure I want to give a swirlie to more than Owen Jones
>>81226760
Is that the £1.50 cider you were talking about?
Looks like piss, get some real ale m9
Is it over?
>>81226760
>not using Vallejos
wew
What was the flight number lads?
>>81226760
rate my colombian girlfriend
>>81226760
dat some death company i see?
>>81226760
Get some real westcountry cider you pleb
>>81227008
Oh dear.
>>81227008
HOLY SH-
What happened to everything above his shoulders?
>>81227140
TC-ATA, it's landed now.
>>81227105
Seems so.
>>81227186
MODS/10
I feel sorry for those soldiers they are parading on tv, some of the people were trying to abuse them but others were shielding them from the braying Islamic crowd.
If the coup does work out there is going to be one hell of a purge.
https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
LOL STUDIO HAS BEEN COUPED LIVE ON AIR
>>81227358
Ran over by a tank I guess. I don't know what getting shot by a heavy duty round looks like IRL.
>>81227014
It all went downhill after the Piccadilly Tavern changed hands and went from somewhere alcoholics and underaged drinkers gathered to drink very cheap doubles to a gastropub. I had a very enlightening conversation with a woman due a double mastectomy in there.
>>81227474
joking shes not really my girlfriend
>>81226760
Yup, I went shopping earlier and my Morrison's was selling 1 ltr of White & Mackay for £15.
>I love the North
>>81227214
>>81227048
pls i'm poor
>>81227110
i do have actual vallejos but not reds
>>81227199
actually wip exorcists
>>81227017
get on it lad
>>81227214
tfw devon but not somerset
im about to get mortal drunk till where i look at myself in the mirror and talk to myself but just slurr words
>>81227647
So the coup is pretty much confirmed failed right?
>>81227741
How's the internet over there lad?
Do you actually live there?
>>81227647
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
>>81227647
STANDING BY FOR ARMY SPOKESMAN OR THE PRES
>>81227647
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
KEK
>>81227981
Might as well drink white ace then
>>81228031
Can we get a roach/bro in here to translate or what
>UK uses Turkeys distraction to invade Turk Cyprus, handing it over to the rightful government whilst seizing some extra clay
E M P I R E
M
P
I
R
E
>>81227981
Also devon, getting sick of the cucks in exeter that support remain
>>81228201
'turn the lights off muthafucka'
>>81227647
oh shit nigger
>that phone alert repeatedly going off
lel
LITERALLY ME BUT WITH WINE
>>81228372
tfw north devon and 61% Torridge leave vote
>>81228020
Short term, I'm here for work.
Explosion at Ataturk airport!
>>81227981
noice, I spent all day assembling a Sammael, 3 ravenwing blackknights, a tactical squad and a dev squad
>tfw ravenwing are cool as fuck but the formations are boring
>>81227647
IT'S HABERING
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/754114716776206336
>>81225646
Poor little Owen he thinks he's defending democracy.
But he's attacking people who want to restore it by removing a man who would put himself above the law.
>>81228524
>east devon
>only 54%
>>81228042
she left me
Massive loss. Especially seeing the crowds. Death throes of whatever chance for secular modernity Turkey had.
>>81228830
6 hrs ago
I've had a meeting with an amazing duo of sales reps this Friday.
>deathly pale, very skinny man
>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
>brown combover
>suit two sizes too big for his frame with narrow peaked lapels
>brown-tinted thick spectacles
>tiny unbuttoned collar
>ENORMOUS Windsor knot on tie, maybe one fourth of it fit between the collar
>wide tie with colourful WW2 planes scattered over olive background
>huge, grey-haired fatso
>very wide, very yellow grin with a couple of teeth missing
>suit with very wide open lapels
>french cuffs
>cufflinks with Batman logo
>bottom button in shirt unbuttoned
>fat, hairy belly visible through the hole
>wide spread collar
>itty-bitty knot on a very narrow plain red tie
They looked like they've just walked out of a very silly sketch.
>>81228830
goodnight sweet prince
>>81228519
im drinking whiskey at the moment but its my dads so i cant drink alot of it. will it be dangerous if i stop drinking this then start drinking wine
>>81228721
>>81228721
SHOUTING INTENSIFIES
>>81228614
nice lad, assembly is a fucking bitch, i hate it. any painted progress to show? some of mine here lad
http://imgur.com/a/OuKdD
>>81228565
Isn't that where Assad's plane landed?
Also, Is it nice there?
>>81228830
OH FUCK
IT'S BACK ON LADS
Whoa stuff heating up in the studio https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
>waiting for gunshots
>>81228303
>>81229151
No, are you like 12
>>81229075
Time isn't GMT, it was posted 3 minutes ago.
>>81229151
Sounds more dangerous if you finish your dad's whiskey lad, especially if it's expensive stuff.
Can anyone confirm this?
>>81214757
>>81229151
>you will never be 12 again
Why are you giving me these feels
Anyway you should have gone wine -> whiskey but whatever. If it's white wine you might throw up though kek
>>81229241
here's some Orks
>>81229578
Instanbul happening is covering it up.
>>81229443
fair
just seen this
https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754115210252808192
>>81229102
>>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
I know that feel
>>81227647
This is fucking chilling.
Stay safe turkbros.
>>81229561
yeah mate thats why i asked its this stuff called XXX Shine Salted caramel corn whiskey he brought it back from New york like a week ago...maybe i might drink it all #YOLO
We're seeing info wars playing out in front of our eyes
>>81229241
nah nothing, I got done at 23:30 so not had time to prime them
that sarge looks sick though, how many layers did the Ushabti bone take on the robes?
>>81229151
small doses lad, you'll be fine, anything's worth it to live once
>>81229708
nice stuff desu senpai, nice fading and weathering on the guns, drill your barrels though
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news
BBC finally got their act together and put up a big-ass satisfying headline on the front page.
Been away for a couple of hours lads, how's the coup going? It sounds like everything has wound down and that the Government is regaining control.
>>81225426
THE BRIT SOLDIERS ON
>gunfire
>>81229257
Well it's a tropical island, but it's for rich people, shady lawyers/bankers and the locals (wogs).
>>81229820
history mate
whoever gets infront of that camera next won
SHOTS FIRED
OH FUCK
SCREAMS AND GUNSHOTS AT CNN?
>>81229699
Any respectable 12 year old mixes all the alcohol they can conceivably steal and makes a "shit mix" therefore removing any concern about drink order.
SHOTS FIRED ON CNN TURK
OH SHIT
Yank on Russia today blaming this on brexit
Was that gunfire in the CNN studio?
Also, sounded like a mic'd up person either fleeing or hiding.
>>81229981
like 7 or 8 lel, i could probably have done a better job blending but didn't have the patience and gave up. light colours are a bitch
>>81230042
Here's your answer mate:
https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
>>81229102
Also the fat one opened the meeting by spending five minutes explaining that even though he voted for Brexit he personally has nothing against Polish immigrants or me in particular.
>>81230115
The Locals haven't speared you yet?
>>81229699
i never started drinking till i was like 18
>>81230313
yep
>>81229877
Move onto the wine. You'll get bollocked by the alcohol, but not by your dad.
MSM refusing to accept that all the coup plotters are habitual users of mind-altering drugs!
>>81229877
googled it and it's only 20 buckaroos, just drink it all
>>81230607
Kek's audibly
>>81230299
>vote brexit
>destroy labour
>destroy cameron
>destroy turkey
>destroy EU (inevitable)
DEMOCRACY WORKS
>>81230402
I tried painting my DW termies from Dark vengeance with it, painting bone colours makes me want to kill myself desu
>>81230042
Nobody knows. With shit like this it's not over til it's over.
Parliament buildings been bombed, some people dead in the streets. Coup just took over Turk CNN. King Roach landed in Istanbul. Bomb just went off at the airport where King Roach landed
Don't fall for the crowds meme, King Roach told his Roachlets to take to the streets. Coup told pro-coup people to stay indoors to avoid getting hurt.
>>81230607
Go to bed Peter, it's late
>>81230470
Confirmed for not growing up in a post-industrial Northern town.
Even the god squad Christians were heavy drinkers at 16.
>>81230414
>>81230414
more gun fire, lighter this time
>>81230607
and also blairites
>more gunfire at CNN
>>81230607
Very good post
chanting now
>>81230971
yeah mate thats all u got up there is just getting pissed sometimes i wish i lived in a shit hole nothern town and went out drinking at 14 and hooked up with the local nothern slags at the park
>>81230971
this desu
CNN Turk won't work on my phone what exactly happened
>soldiers lay down arms in turkey square
happening over?
It's getting intense
>>81231292
Allah akbar??
>>81230607
https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
Gunfire and pro-military chanting at CNN. This isn't over.
>>81231507
The coup is based right? It's confusing over there, there are factions within factions.
>>81231294
pussy desu
>>81231799
This audio with a muted BBC stream is the way to do it.
>>81231799
>pro-military
pro-military
source?
im so high and this is all too high (((energy))) for me m8s
>>81231507
grim t b h
>>81230926
prime white and don't kill yourself over layering i guess. sitting on about 4000pts of assembled space marines myself, no fucking idea how i'm ever going to do it all. my prognosis: very slow
>>81231432
The building got stormed and taken over by people involved in the coup, the cameras are still rolling and you can hear people shouting.
>>81231507
>0.17
holy sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt did he get run over by a tank or something?
>>81231507
Whose job is it to clean that up?
>>81231507
>0:17
holy shit that guy got shredded
>>81231446
That's just one group in Istanbul, there are more elsewhere in Istanbul as well as well as Ankara
sounds like skyrim lads
IT'S NOT OVER
>>81231446
>No pics
Don't believe anything in this unless there's pictures or video. Media in Turkey is very pro Erdogan and social media is restricted, it's almost impossible to get an accurate picture of whats going on.
>>81231990
>Not having Turk CNN, RT, Fox and Sky streams all running at once
WEW LAD
Who /cocaine/ here?
https://twitter.com/ask1907com/status/754100467190394880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
HOLY SHIT
>>81231991
Turks in the sticky say they're pro military chants.
>>81232281
What a waste.
I'm out for good lads.
It was nice posting with you. Had a blast since 2012 on this thread. If I see any of you on the flipside I'll buy you a pint.
God bless and stand stong.
>>81232079
helicopters
>>81231979
notherners are ugly its because they get fetal alcohol syndrome Lol
>>81232388
>I'm out for good
You know as well as I do it doesn't work that way m8
>>81229995
>drill your barrels though
Might do at some point but been a while since I really felt the urge. Prices finally did me in last time I went on a spree.
>>81231507
>telling your citizens to defy the curfew that was stated would be enforced by lethal force
>telling your most ardent followers to go get killed
What the fuck were the stupid politicans thinking? If they had enough force to overwhelm the rest of the military and take the two largest cities of the country, did they really think they wouldn't be able to put down unarmed protestors?
Erdogan going full sheev and creating a coup so he can sweep in crush the resistance and declare himself emperor.
>>81232022
just need transports to have my 1.2k CAD list done
>>81232388
>tfw want to an hero every day
>>81232521
>drunk bum posting
>>81232388
See you next happening friendo
>>81232388
>I'm out for good lads.
no pls
>>81225426
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/81214757
>>81232388
See you next week!
LOUD SHOUTING
>>81232574
>Telling your fans to stay indoors
>Giving the military completely free reign to take over the country
If you don't have the army on side putting people on the streets is the only way to keep yourself in power
Shout out to the guy who popped up in CNN stream and didn't steal the laptop.
>>81232388
cnn is back
>>81232574
The military killing civilians gives Erdogan the moral high ground.
>>81232349
where can i watch the footage??
>>81232880
here we go
>CNN
NEED TRANSLATION
>>81231294
It was a glorious time. Your ranking in society was based on how much alcohol you could procure. There was a time an alcohol purchasing friend fucked up and got J20s (this was when they were new) thinking they were alchopops. Despite him looking 10 years older than the rest of us, he wasn't invited to a piss up ever again.
Hope this guy doesn't get shot
GUY SPOTTED
https://twitter.com/killmenowfuck/status/754115344940212224
MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN TURKEY
hello world
>planes destroyed
>>81232752
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy Lmaooooooooo
>>81230607
>https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
START WATCHING THIS NOW
>>81229578
Looks like the redacted bits of the 9/11 report about Saudi were expected soon.
Could be legit.
>>81233326
>>81233326
DIS FUGGIN GUY
He looks like he is literally off the street
apparantley the coup has been defeated only a few pockets of resistance left
>this guy on the cnn stream
The absolute madman
>>81225646
The left are mad MP Chris Bryant is blaming Brexit campaign lies for the Turkish coup
>Coup leaders claim they have taken Erdogan's life
WTFFFFFFF AJJJJJJJHHHHHHHH
The real tragedy
>>81233621
Source or shill
>>81233115
>going "camping"
>camping just meant sitting around a fire in a forest all night drinking whatever cheap booze we could get
>that one dickhead who always threw a tin of deodorant on the fire
I's do anything to go back there
Someone just hung up on the guy on CNN
Bit rude tbqg lads
Can't wait until WW3 happens and I can live stream the entire thing from my protected bunker stocked with 80 years worth of ramen and vodka
https://twitter.com/anadoluajansi/status/754119160439922688/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Erdogan spotted
>>81233115
Lol j20s are nice though i always thought it was alcohol as a kid and felt hard drinking them
>>81233235
Stop being silly lad
>>81233349
BANE?
>>81233836
>>81233836
>>81233836
WE NEED THAT NUMBER
>>81233665
>Chris Bryant is blaming Brexit
Kek, I saw that tweet. The man is a fucking idiot.
>>81233665
I wonder what side he's on.
I think he was arguing with someone off camera earlier.
>2am
>sitting in the comfort of my home
>listening to Gold radio
>watching happenings
>shitposting on brit/pol/
life is good lads
>>81233748
Okay I'm sure they would of much more preferred being raped by marauding Islamic gangs or strafed by 20 mm cannon fire.
Jesus christ
It's looking like if this coup fails Islam will unironically sieze Turkey
all the crowds are chanting "ya allah bismillah allahu akbar"
scared lads
>>81233758
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-36811357
turkish intelligence agency says this, however i presume they are pro-erdogan so should be taken with large pinch of salt
>having national TV all to yourself
>Not hosting your own TV show
>sitting at the desk
GIVE US A NEWS REPORT FAGGOT
>>81234060
Meant for
>>81233672
>>81234116
it can't last. Eventually our bubbles will be encroached on.
how long before cnn guy gets shot?
last two digits determines
>>81234116
>2am
>high as a fuckin kite
>watching a military coup in turkey contemplating the wonders of AK-47's
>listening to islamic chants
>not quite understanding whats going on but very comfy
>>81233782
>went "camping"
>put up a tent in the local park
>tent was burnt down by local chavs before 10pm
You had it lucky.
>>81234324
>>81234200
this is exactly what's happening and it's not remotely surprising.
The only Muslim majority country with some kind of a claim on secular modernity just gave out.
Ataturk undone.
what a fucking first 2 days in the job for boris
>>81234550
Kaz, I'm already a roach
>>81234086
>>81234086
>>int/62154656
guy says coup, god knows
>>81234421
*unhheathes spliff*
*lights it up*
*tokes the spliff*
*spins 360 degrees*
*nothing peronsell kid*
>>81234451
>taking a tent
should have just gone bareback la
>>81233937
I'm sure they are nice as a kid. When you're 14 and wanting to get rat arsed is a completely different story.
>>81234623
>appoint ABSOLUTE MADMAN as foreign sec
>world goes absolutely mad
Specialist in defeating coups has just been seen getting off a TU-95 in Attaturk airport
>>81234623
>what a fucking first 2 days in the job for boris
Mays new cabinet certainly have their hands full what with Brexit, France and now this
>>81234421
you need this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKQ2NQ7BR9Q
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrwJ8J3fwL0
whatever happens, I hope the coup resolves quickly and there's no civil war
Just imagine what a civil war would mean
more mass destruction and death, more recruiting ground for islamist militias and terrorist groups, more waves of refugees spilling into Europe, could go very fucking disastrous
Has anyone from BLM complained that the coup was staged to distract from murder of blacks in america yet?
Remember when we cared about France?
>>81234277
I can't wait.
I know I'll be one of the first to go, being stupidly out of shape as I am, but I'd really like to see civilization crumble to it's knees with my own eyes.
MANKS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN OUT THE SKY
>>81234811
Hearing the sound of a generic Iphone ringtone and twitter noises amongst this chaos is really surreal.
>>81234979
No.
>>81234967
Things have to get worse before they get better lad, we're far too contempt with the refugees we have because the elites don't feel the effects.
Once the world is drowning maybe then it will try to take a breath.
>>81234116
>>81234421
>2am
>drunk on non brand rum
>posting pictures of myself crossdressing on /b/
where did it all go so wrong
>>81234979
>literally happened yesterday
>already forgot about it
>>81234979
1940?
Shit think the coup is actually in control they've turned it round just like Brexit
>>81234777
We were edgy """"ironic"""" teens, what can I say.
>>81235212
>>81234979
That's that place we go to fight someone every few decades isn't it?
>>81235075
>a plane full of scallies vs turkey
>>81234979
1914?
>this just came on the radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-4AN-xY7ds
>all while I watch a country crumble via livestreams
what a time we live in
>>81235362
It's all so up in the air nobody fucking knows whats going on. Propoganda from both sides makes it so hard to understand what's going on.
>>81235075
>plane to manchester
>literally sounds like a manc greeting
>>81234116
>2am
>sad, depressed and lonely
>tears because i'll never have a gf
>>81235287
lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxcfhDnD1Q0
>>81235847
media treading on eggshells too
>>81235362
doesn't look like it.
>hostage situation inside cnn turk
