POLICE OFFICER SHOT
HOSTAGES TAKEN
http://breaking911.com/alabama-police-officer-shot-hostage-situation-unfolding/
>>80404291
HAS THE CHIMPENING BEGUN?
https://twitter.com/joshg_TV/status/751879640067735552
P O L I C E
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>>80404309
Site looks fake. Got anything better?
THANKS OBAMA
>>80404499
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/07/police_officer_reportedly_shot.html
what a time to be alive
>>80404291
How many officers have been shot since the protests began again?
>>80404291
CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!!
>>80404309
>The city of Heflin police department confirmed that the officer had been shot via Facebook.
when did they upgrade the poke feature?
Who /comfy/ h?
>tfw drinking a nice cold lemonade and watching a chimp out
Here
We
Go
TEST
>inb4 its nothing
>>80404291
Oh fuck! That's only an hour away from me!
>>80404706
>the proxy worked!
>>80404706
Your shitposting proxy is confirmed working.
>>80404557
I think at least 3-4 the nigs are going nuts.
it's fucking nothing
>>80404291
>The injured police officer
Boring
Good
>>80404644
Got out of surgery 2 days ago. Doctor prescribed oxy and my sister is getting me guac and chips rn.
/Comfy guy inside/ here
HUNTING SEASON WHEN ?
>IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANT TO BE FREE
Should I turn on CNN?
SAVE US R2DINDU
SAVE US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_5VbjvGTBo
here we go
>>80404291
confirmed
>>80404775
You are obligated to go report
>>80404291
good to see your country isn't divided
>>80404858
Glad you're OK Jeb.
>>80404644
>tfw I used to have a remote like that
I feel old. Comfy, but old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2av9SQsMIi8
Everybody better be getting ready.
>>80404851
Nope, he's dead.
>>80404775
you must go faggot.
its your duty as a n online journalist
>>80404858
>Guac
Jeb? Is that you?
>>80404291
>Antonio Taylor, a 31-year-old black man who was paroled in 2015 after serving time on a federal weapons charge, was charged with assault of a police officer, armed criminal action and a felon in possession of a firearm, St. Louis County Prosecutor Bob McCulloch said Friday.
thank god he was put on a list that stopped him from acquiring a firearm
oh wait...
>>80404930
What is this madness they speak of?
>>80404496
chicks are not human,
so technically those are not police
>>80404955
>says a german
>>80404918
>4918â–¶
>File: 1468095015710.png (432 KB, 800x800)
NO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NO MORE OF THESE VISTING POSTS THEY ARE NOT FUNNYA ND THERE REPETATIVE AND ANNOYING WITH JSUT A SSMALL UNFUNNY TWIST TO THE NAME
Arm the robot!
>>80404930
for reals?
fun times if cops are being shot and hostages are being taken by someone other than ISIS
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS DROID!
HOSTAGE SITUATION IS OVER
HAPPENING CANCELED
http://breaking911.com/alabama-police-officer-shot-hostage-situation-unfolding/
>>80404931
Fuck that noise. I'm paranoid enough about this shit being just an hour and a half from Atlanta.
If there's stupid riot bullshit here in Auburn, you'll get some livestreaming or something, but I'm not going out of my way to get shot.
>>80404291
Even black police want white police to fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBxxkgJCCQ
>>80404291
Hostages? This is gonna get interesting
>>80405184
TURN OFF CNN IT'S OVER
>>80404644
Living in a small town in Texas where everyone had trump stickers plus watching chinp outs is the contest
Comfiest, who /small conservative town/ here?
Why are all these hostage takers/police shooters so utterly crap?
The one in dallas said he had bombs but didnt have any and now this cunt can't even keep his hostages for 5 minutes.
>>80405096
hahahaha epic xD
Twitter confirming this?
>>80404644
>taking a shit with pantufas
>>80404918
STOP THE GROIDS ANDROID
But seriously, this is what Obama's legacy is going to be. America gets its first nigger president and then gets its first race war. Thanks, Obama.
>>80404291
Just the other day people were saying race relations in Alabama are fine
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
>RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
>RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
>RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
>RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS WHEN?
Obviously a damp squib like 99% of happenings.
>>80405025
Thanks for your concern anon. Please vote for Trump
>>80405066
Yes. Guac is good although I got rid of the peas. I don't know what was going through my mind when I put them in
>>80405073
>the 2nd amendment doesn't protect you goyim let us take your evil white guns :^)
>>80405290
Me!
Trump needs to win, we need that wall ready for niggers wanting to hide in my country when the race war happens
>>80404644
>>80404858
>>80405046
Anybody else comfy?
Is this a major city?... Is this what mystery flag was warning us about?
>>80404291
Civil War Now.
Kek wills it.
666
>>80404291
Can some burger explain why all those neo nazi skinheads didn't take advantage of the situation and start shooting random hood rats on the streets?
This is like the perfect excuse.
>70+ injured
>30+ dead
wow
>>80404858
Jeb?
>>80405533
Mystery Man failed most of the prediction at that point
>>80404291
Holy shit what if the Baton Rouge purge is legit? Supposed to begin tonight
>>80405422
these are coordinated attacks, not chimpouts.
>>80405533
>Is this a major city?
Fuck no. It's like 20,000 people.
Hostages are the number one priority if you are taking the police on. These dickheads who barricade themselves without one are just on a hiding to nothing. Dallas guy was pathetic really. If he was smart he would have dragged an injured officer into a bolthole and had him as a hostage.
>>80405447
/pol/ should already have arranged death squads in their areas desu
Obama's America folks.
Blame the leftists who voted that dumbass
>>80405573
Because then the media would start blaming it on White people ans make the niggers look like victims. It's not in our best interest to do so yet.
>>80405476
All the best to you, Jose! Maybe a tag team can be done.
>UK flag
I'm always looking for an excuse to move to America.
SIGN SIGN SIGN
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
>>80405580
Waddya even talking about?
>>80405573
Isn't wall out war yet, although pretty close to it. Need a few scale riot and/or attempted looting for it to start happening, as a defense anyways.
>>80405522
Super comfy
Welcome to the end of days pol
YES
FINALLY
I WAS DISSAPOINTED BY YESTERDAYS CHIMPOUT IN ATLANTA
>>80404918
>>80404291
Good thing race relations haven't changed, according to the unqualified, former community organizer Obama.
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>80405625
Something very suspicious about them though.
Even the Dallas police chief was describing 2 to 3 elevated snipers there and it suddenly became one shooter.
>>80405084
>>80405175
forshizzle mah nizzles dis shieeet iz bout to gow downnn mane.
>>80405684
Half of /pol/ admits to voting Obama twice, buncha faggots
>>80404644
its just 1 cop.
cops get shot every day.
>>80404882
HAIL TO NAACP
>>80405749
>>80405749
>CHIMPOUT IN ATLANTA
it was truly shit...
>>80404644
I got a ice cold Mug rootbeer
>>80405469
are you thick pigshit? there are people (niggers) who have committed crimes. they shouldn't be able to buy guns you inbred cuck
I would like to say thank to america for all those happenings you provide us.
Thank you friends
>>80405573
Because maybe most Neo-Nazis aren't violent like MSM tells you and most might not care about police and the government since they know they're targeted by them.
>>80405741
>>80405687
If shit goes like this for one more week, someone will have to escalate and show whites aren't picking apples while bullets are flying to their direction.
Otherwise they will think they can shoot anyone and get away with it (mostly anyway).
>>80405552
apparently he does not
>>80405522
comfy af waiting for the race war
>>80405732
Ha, it was at 9,000 about 24 hours ago
>>80405857
Niggers don't buy their guns legally dumb fuck. They are too fucking stupid to get an ID.
>>80405846
>a moor defending niggers
It must be torture.
>>80405749
>>80405850
Everywhere
Only Phoenix had pepper spray and I missed that
>>80405865
Got out of the hospital so I am now just sitting in my bed waiting for happenings and chimp outs.
Makes me kind of feel like shit
>>80404918
stop the 'groids android
>>80405915
Don't worry, Turkroach. We've got this shit covered.
>>80405865
What dude? Are you serious? Yesterday chimpout in Atlanta was fucking boring and this happening is canceled, hostage situation is over.
Even our Paris chimpout are more entertaining
>>80405813
Disgusting, if true
I know I didn't even vote for McCain or Romney
Here is the plan:
>Vote Trump
>Send all black people to the shittiest state you have
>BUILD WALL around this state
>wait a few years until most of them have starved/shot each other
>>80404625
>thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
ROGER ROGER
fuck the blacks
>>80404775
Why are you still here?
>>80404291
can we get as list of chimpouts across the country with a timetable? i cant keep track of the Black Supremacy Terrorists anymore
ROBOT! ROBOT ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT! ROBOT!
>>80405749
Supposed to be crazy tonight, a buncha nigs planning to all go to Baton Rouge and go around the city shooting cops, normally Id say its complete BS but Louisiana nigs are insane so theres a small chance it may happen
>>80405290
Right there with you m8. 'Tis very comfy
>>80405096
epic....
ABC 33/40 has camera crew en route
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
>>80405096
What are you 12?
>>80405813
Fuck not me
>>80404496
PO' LEAF STATE
>>80404897
Nah. It's the backwoods of 'bama. CNN doesn't care.
>>80404291
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
fucking do it
Stream / Scanner / anything? Im in for a long comfy Chimpout night!
>>80405216
Good chap. Bunker down. Never know how their violence will get directed. Stay safe.
That's it i am heading over to America right now.
gonna save your asses
>>80405662
desu we really should be setting some kind of militia with local chapters around the country/world to provide for common defense if nothing else. When it's all out war it will be too late.
Well, there is a protest in Ft Lauderdale, FL
You know when they have to keep repeating their protest is peaceful and it needs to be peaceful, it just takes a chair to cause anarchy
God, I hope this hostage is an LEO.
The pussy SWAT team are going to have to think of something other than a bomb strapped to a robot.
>>80405919
gonna be a long wait
>>80404291
What magnitude?
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID!
>>80406267
0
no dead
no informations
>>80406124
Most are just uneventful protests
>>80404557
6 million
>>80406263
Or not. Fuck it
>>80406263
Two bombs strapped to a robot
>>80406267
Its has been at 2 mostly with a few close calls into almost 3s
>>80404291
Is this gonna happen everytime a cop gets shot now?
It probably wasn't even a black dude
>>80406117
Ewww, what are you a jewish bestiality director?
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
>>80404918
stop the 'groids androids
>>80406258
It's time.
The problems in the West can't be solved through the lie called democracy
>>80406390
>It probably wasn't even a black dude
statistically.....
obligatory...
K KEEP ME POSTED
>>80406267
We're currently at 2, cities aren't on fire
Yet
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROID ANDROID!!
So are worse blacks or muslims?
Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man
I saw cotton
and I saw black
Tall white mansions
and little shacks.
Southern man
when will you
pay them back?
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?
Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man
Lily Belle,
your hair is golden brown
I've seen your black man
comin' round
Swear by God
I'm gonna cut him down!
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?
>>80406227
>Scanner
This please.
>>80404291
All fucking niggers should hang
>>80405216
Ain't going to be anything going on in Auburn during the summer GTFO
>>80406267
>What magnitude?
Planet of the apes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL2Pfh60bns
>>80406258
then the military comes and puts you all in camps after you surrender if you don't get your shit rekt within minutes
>>80406084
But then we'd have a walled off Haiti inside us...
I love you guys, I love this place, I'm so comfy, I'm so happy.
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
>What do we want?
>Race War!
>When do we want it?
>NOW!
Can't wait till we get a chance extermenate those Niggers
Has the suspect been confirmed to be black? If not, ya'll need to chill the fuck out, it's fuckin Alabama, it could be a fuckin white guy. You mawfuckas love jumping the gun.
>>80406430
>last night's protests
What? It was fucking boring, no chimpout or violence..
>>80406506
>>80406422
>>80406415
>>80406305
>>80406509
niggers can't fly a plane
>>80405073
he dindu nuffin
Heflin, AL: The racial makeup of the city was 87.3% White, 9.4% Black or African American,
>>80406509
>So are worse blacks or muslims?
Do you mean "Which is worse, blacks or muslims?"
And the answer is: black muslims.
>>80406552
Spoken like a true kraut.
>>80406205
Because you were 12 in 2008?
>>80406509
If you stay away from them, niggers won't harm you. Sandniggers will come after you even if you try to avoid them
>>80406584
My mistake, I remembered 0 as 1 and all the others were 1 off.
If Whites get wiped out due to their inability to fight in the 21st century I will be very entertained.
Fuck White People.
>>80404291
Between this, SGDQ and the mexican economic collapse I can barely keep a track of all
God bless your bullets burger pals, may they reach as much africans as they can
2016 is shaping up to be a greater year by the day
>>80406552
Is there even a real world example of US military success past wwii?
>>80406430
Last night's protests were nothing like the LA riots. 1000 people gathering is not a riot. They couldn't even break through the police lines. 1 to 1.5 right now at best.
Its an alabama nigger
This would not happen if you listened!
>>80406563
Thats the point. Walled off.
first image of possible suspect
>>80406758
Misread it : >>80406693
Sorry for confusion burgerbro
>>80406678
Niggers are just as cancerous in their spread.
>>80406563
You could stream a live TV series or make a new Colosseum
Just checked population statistics for my city
>75% black
>22% white
Should I be worried
Report says:
"The department didn't disclose what agency the officer works for and the severity of the injuries."
Is this significant? Not saying who he worked for is a bit odd.
>>80404822
>bananas*
GSW to back of head just now in Chicago.
Niggas be peelin scalps
>>80404644
Enjoy your drink Pepsi pup!
>>80406852
>those demographics
That's a time bomb ready to go off.
>>80406852
Frankly anon, I'm surprised you're still alive.
>>80406852
If you see at least one nigger every day, then you're doing something wrong.
>>80405813
>>80406073
I voted for him in the primary against Hillary (McCain already had the GOP nomination sewn up, and my state has open primaries so I crossed over to vote for the lesser evil), but never in the general election.
I begrudgingly voted for McCain (wouldn't do it again if I had it to do over), but did not vote for Romney.
>>80406818
kek
>>80406594
My meme is already taking roots in other threads
:'^)
>>80404644
any link bro ?
LIVESTREAM WHEN?
>>80406934
How can we see anyone from our basements?
>>80404291
Zyklon Ben is already on the scene.
>>80404918
STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
>>80406847
May Albert Speer bless you.
>>80405840
It would be major news in Finland.
>>80406934
>Doesn't notice the niggers among the sand niggers
>>80405223
I actually agree 100% that European-American police officers shouldn't be patrolling predominately African-American communities. No White cop should have to put his life on the line for nignogs who shoot each other.
>>80406852
>94.55% of people are white, 4.13% are black, 0.34% are asian, 0.08% are native american, and 0.19% claim 'Other'. 4.72% of the people in Naples, Florida, claim hispanic ethnicity (meaning 95.28% are non-hispanic).
Downside is most are old, upside is they'll pay me a fortune for security.
>>80406837
false. whats dangerous about muslims is that they raise their young to maturity
>>80406923
>>80406928
>>80406934
Went to Kroger last night, thought some troubled youths were going to help themselves to my groceries as I was leaving
It's a smallish town, deep in the south though, niggers don't really chimp super hard in places like this
>>80406818
>>80404918
>STOP THE 'GROIDS ANDROID
Groid rage is real
>>80404291
TURN ON FOX NEWS
>>80404291
Bamafag here
Let me guess, Gadsden?
I can feel a huge chimpout coming. I always said that all it would take is one nigger to go shoot up a protest and it would trigger many more.
Getting comfy, nice and safe here in the UK.
>>80404557
5 Thursday, 2 Friday and 1 so far today.
RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR RACE WAR
DAY
OF
THE
ROPE
>>80407180
stream faggot
>>80405290
Can I marry you
I dont want to leave America
>>80407117
>false
I live in Alabama, you stupid Yankee. I have seen it with my own eyes.
>>80406852
Ehh ... no kidding. You should be worried. At least have a plan when shits going off.
>>80405813
Voted for Barr and Johnson
If not for the chance to vote for Trump (or Paul if he'd gotten the nom) I would be continuing to vote 3rd party
WILL THERE BE MORE CHIMPOUTS TODAY GUYS? I WENT FOR A NAP SO I CAN STAY UP
>>80407228
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/51eb290533c35-chimpcon-0-its-happening-time-machi-.php
POLICE HAVE RELEASED A PICTURE OF THE POSSIBLE SUSPECT
>>80406552
Nope
>>80404291
Fake and gay GTFO
Any more sources on this?
>>80406818
>>80407137
Sounds like Haiti, before the niggers decided to murder all the white people.
>>80404918
Stop the 'groids android
>>80404918
STOP THE GROIDS ANDROID
UPDATE
>UPDATE
UPDATE
>UPDATE
http://www.wsfa.com/story/32408213/deputy-hospitalized-after-randolph-co-shooting
>http://www.wsfa.com/story/32408213/deputy-hospitalized-after-randolph-co-shooting
http://www.wsfa.com/story/32408213/deputy-hospitalized-after-randolph-co-shooting
>http://www.wsfa.com/story/32408213/deputy-hospitalized-after-randolph-co-shooting
>A deputy in Randolph County was taken to UAB Hospital after being shot while responding to a call on County Road 357 and County Road 7, according to a dispatcher.
The sheriff's office says a man is inside of a trailer with his wife and the incident began when the man killed his son's dog and started a fire at another location near County Road 122.
Deputies are unsure if the man's wife is involved or if she's being held against her will.
>>80406852
Check it in about 12 hours it will be 90% black and 2% white
>>80407010
tell me the story behind this
THE MILITARY IS SHOWING UP
https://twitter.com/Andrewabc3340/status/751889812928524288
https://twitter.com/Andrewabc3340/status/751889812928524288
https://twitter.com/Andrewabc3340/status/751889812928524288
>>80407298
>WILL THERE BE MORE CHIMPOUTS TODAY GUYS? I WENT FOR A NAP SO I CAN STAY UP
my bong
>>80405662
I already am, I've got a good crew I'm part of. Lots of military veterans and police.
>>80404918
Holy kek
This would have been better if it were in Birmingham instead out in the boondocks.
>>80407416
>tanks and military shit
>American democracy
>>80407401
niggers and mathematics
>>80407416
>>80407409
>>>/vg/147940989
they were talking about it so i made it
wanted to make it since i heard it was a robot that killed him
So how many times is this going to happen until people impeach Obama for irresponsibly provoking a race war?
shit ain't real it's not even on rt
>>80407416
Good golly, this is gonna be a comfy one. I get to eat corndogs and see the rise of the ethnostate one habbeining at a time.
>>80407542
Sorry France, our cops wouldn't just wave the french flag at a standoff
I wonder how many of you are doubting the possibility of martial law before november now.
>>80407416
>that fatass cop at the end
>>80407298
There will be many more serious chimpouts today and tomorrow.
>>80407542
That's not a tank.
