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Chicago Police Scanner General - Thank God For You Edition
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
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All Roberts report.
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>>79803387
SASSY IS MY WAIFU AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT
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>>79803448
10-4 Robert
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1st for Sienna Chan
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here
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Want some pancakes, Robert?
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>>79803448
Robert is present.
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Watch last twenty seconds lol
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=65e_1442999237
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NOBODY'S SHOT

THEY'RE JUST SHOOTING IN THE AIR

10 SHOTS, WHITE CAR SPED OFF
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>>79803448
10-4 robert
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>tfw got drunk in the morning pssed out around two and now wide awake for the rest of the night
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>make sure 21r OK

Holy shit is he dead?
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>>79803448
Robert is 10-41, this zone, Robert.
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> Officer not responding

>Calls still coming in from the location of the origional disturbance
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>>79803739
I know that feel. Drank all morning and early afternoon, ate BBQ, and passed out. Woke up about an hour ago.
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Let's keep this a leaf free thread, tha nks.
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>13-16 year old with a mohawk
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SHOOTER IS SHORT, 13-16 YEARS OLD

MOHAWK FOR HAIR
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>5'7 with mohawk

when will they learn?
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Whats the likelihood of a bullet that is fired into the air falling down into someone?
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>13 year old shooting
>mohawk with long hair

This is full on Judge Dredd tier shit.
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>wont give description but says they have brown eyes
SJW tryn to keep tha black man outta reports
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>manlet with a mohawk shooting

kek
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>>79803827
Slim but it happens. A young boy was killed a few years back by a bullet from celebratory gunfire.
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>>79803827

Considerably greater than zero.

There were 7 injuries (or maybe even fatalities) from the celebratory gunfire when the Iraqi soccer team won something years ago.
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Robert crossed over to Hoyne Avenue, moving swiftly through the shadows of the alleys to get to Hyde Park. It was 4th of July, and Chiraq takes the opportunity to celebrate the night with gunshots instead of fireworks. As usual the police had their hands busy, more than ever before on a night like this. Which is why Robert felt an obligation to do something. He had been kicked off the force a few years back since the Homan Incident, but that was the past. He didn't need a badge to save lives. To serve and protect. The public has a fundamental misunderstanding about the role and capability of law enforcement. It's mainly the "protect" part the public puts too much faith in. The police do not protect. They cannot prevent. They can't be there before the gun is fired, they can only chase the thug who fired it. Only a fool puts his safety in someone else's hands. Especially one to trust the demons that run this city. And if Robert ever needed more proof, here it is...the Cobra gang, drug dealing a smuggled foreign substance straight from the drug refineries of Tajikistan known as "Dank Meme", right in Chicago's backyard. And the authorities have no idea. In the middle of a park that is six blocks from an elementary school. The worst feeling on the battlefield of this city is this one: the feeling you have underestimated your enemy. It is a cold wash across your skin. Like blood loss. It's pure instinct, and it is absolutely to be trusted. "Praise thee His name, Lord Kek, to bless me on this mission." Robert whispered as he clutched his Pepe amulet. He opened his eyes again, to notice a woman buying drugs from the Cobras on the basketball court. It was Sienna, Sienna Ricchio. The temptress that belonged to Big B, leader of rival gang, the Disciples. He couldn't believe it. What is she doing out here? She always stayed with her own group. Was this a peace talk? Territory negotiation? Espionage? Whatever it was, time was running out.
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>>79803827
We have something called Shannons law here in Az that makes it illegal. I think may one time here in Az has it happend in the passed 5 years
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DO YOUR DAMN JOB
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Do your damn job!
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>look at the camera and do your damn job

Getting heated.
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>>79803835
>you will never be a judge in cyberpunk chicago

why live
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DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB
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>DO YOUR DAMN JOB
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Do your damn job
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>DO YOUR DAMN JOB 10 ROBERT
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BLOOD AND SHELL CASINGS IN THE REAR

23 SHELL CASINGS IN THE FRONT
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>>79803894
Robert had to find the lead to where this drug trail would take him, and cut the source at the top. Like a lion diving for his prey, he leaped from the rooftop overlooking Hyde Park, with the moon behind him, lighting his path to redemption.
"Listen shawdy, I'm finna make a trade wichu. Dis shit is fo someone else. Ya hear?"
"Hol up baby daddy, just let me have a piece of dat, I hear you be makin' all kiiinds of stacks on dat magic."
"Don't fuckin touch me you ight skin thot."
"Yeah, you betta get cho ass outta heyah befo we bust a cap in yo mouth. Annit wonbe lead if you know whatta mean."
"Eyy ya'll keep her busy, Ima check if he coming to pick up da stuff."
He struts across the court. Around the park. Gunshots mixed with fireworks can be heard from afar. Too much noise. Too much darkness. He doesn't hear it fall to the ground. He approaches his Cadillac parked in the alley. He looks for his keys to open the trunk. He doesn't notice they were picked up when he dropped it. He doesn't even see someone sneaking from behind. He doesn't even see Betsy pointed at the back of his head. He doesn't move when Robert says "Freeze, or I give your car a paint job."
The Cobra thug stays still, smacking his lips.
"if I woulda known it was you comin ovah, we was brought da whole squad to fuck yo snitchin' honkey ass up you fuc-"
And down he goes, with one quiet hit. Falling backwards, he grabs the thug and gently lowers him down, picking the dropped glock in his hand. Robert pulls out the car keys to open the trunk. He tries each one of the five keys, until the last one gets it. He opens it, only to find...5 police badges and one radio scanner, broadcasting the same line he has been listening to. No, it can't be. He felt the presence of a gang behind him. A gang of impostors. He walked right into this.
"You've always been careless, Robert. We knew you would show up to this call. After all, we know you come out at this time to play hero. Drop the gun."
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Blood
shell casings
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YOUR DAMN JOB

DO IT.
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got admit this is some tough shit
what a day
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>somene got a mushroom power up
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>>79803997
"You're coming with me alive, boy. The commissioner will give me a big fat paycheck and a promotion for catching Robert, the traitorous fugitive who was caught selling Dank Memes to schoolkids in Hyde Park, while assaulting an undercover cop on duty. You, a former cop and a white man, who killed and raped this Disciple slut, for fun." The other goons laugh and smirk in unison at each other. "A crime that will incite yet another race riot in the city that will force the jury to throw you in jail where you will be raped by Disciple gang members until you rot and die of old age. Speaking of which, this will start yet another gang war where my men and I become even more armed and valued than before. All while the papers call me a hero, as they name you a demon."
Robert took it all in, quite bored of the lecture that he had just heard.
“Gibsme, I still haven’t introduced you to an old friend of ours.”
“Are you fucking trying me, whiteboy?”
“I said, I didn’t introduce you to my old friend. You forgot about her.”
Robert gestures to the glock he dropped on the pavement. “I’m returning what doesn’t belong to me.” And kicks the pistol over to their side. They all look confused.
And they all look dead when they see Betsy. Within a series of flashes, all 3 goons are dead, and Datt is disarmed as he chokes on Betsy. Sierra is still unconscious on the ground next to him. Robert is bleeding from the shoulder through his coat. Surface wound, where the bullet grazed him. Datt was lucky, lucky to not have shot better, otherwise the interrogation would be even worse for him. Robert grabs his undercover prop outfit by the collar. “Listen here, nigger. I don’t have time for this shit either. Tell me where the drugs are coming from. Who is the source? Where is the distribution of Dank Memes coming from?”
Robert pulls Betsy out of his mouth. “…f-fuck you whi-“ Robert smacks Betsy across his face. Hard.
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>>79803835
>>mohawk with long hair

Robert confirmed as MAD MAX
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Don't waste their time with fireworks bs I mean shit theres a driveby like every 10 minutes
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Still finding blood
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>>79804061
>mushroom power up

sounds like doing a pushup with your penis
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>>79804162

The niggers are burning down half the city with fireworks.
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Have you see a young man, about 12 to 13 years old, with a mohawk haircut?
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hi i'm looking for robert
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>>79804158
MAD ROBERT
someone make a movie poster
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Just woke up, how crazy was it tonight fellas? Did it live up to the hype?
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Hispanic with a knife chasing a woman on foot

Kek
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>>79804247
Hi, Robert, I'm Robert.
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>>79804121
Datt is bleeding profusely from his mouth and nose. Barely seeing through his bruised eyes. This questioning has already gone on for twenty minutes. “TELL ME. I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.” Another smack across the head. From the first thug who had recovered. Robert falls to the ground beside Datt, knocked out cold. “Neither am I.” The first thug picks up his keys and glock from the ground. He helps Datt up from the floor. “You okay, boss?” “Get off of me”. Datt pushes him as he stumbles to his radio, switching the signal from Chicago PD to a private line. He raised the radio to his mouth, and pushes the key. “…Carl…it’s Gibsme…we got him.”
Robert woke up a time later, hanging upside-down from a meat hook next to what he could only assume was a cow, although this wasn't really his element. A voice came from behind him.
"So. I hear you don't like how I do business."
The voice was the smooth sound of a man assured of his power. As Robert struggled, he caught a glimpse of Sierra hanging two hooks over. His eye was swollen shut, and something was throwing off sparks near his chin. Blood dripped from a wound on the side of his head onto the concrete floor. Robert twisted as much as he could to get a look at their captor.
Unassuming was the man that stood before him, in a tailored three-piece suit that seemed immune from the bloody environment. He held a cane out in front of him, clearly not necessary for walking but absolutely vital to his image. A slight cocky grin dominated the man's face, and his eyes told Robert only one thing. I am in control here. Robert spat at the man's face, but it fell a bit short and landed at his feet. As he gathered another shot, a real one rang through the air. Robert could barely see the man who fired it, standing behind the boss. He mentally traced the trajectory to see where it had landed, square between Sierra’s eyes. From the sound of the shot, it was Betsy being used by someone else.
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>Jason's roommates
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>>79803894
>>79803997
>>79804121

Please write a full /pol/ novella when you have the time.
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>>79804273

Half the city is burning, dispatcher says she hates her life, cops saying there's "so much shit going down" they can't even assign codes to it.

It's been pretty crazy.
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>>79804273

Pretty crazy tonight, yeah

Officers sound stressed as fuck

Lots of fires and shootings
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Mount Sinai Hospital

"Got bullet problems? We'll remove them, no problem. We're the best at it!"
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>>79804268
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>>79804304
"Now that I have your attention, how would you like to make a deal?" The smooth voiced man was unperturbed by the death, whereas Robert was doing everything he could to swing himself closer to Sierra, whose unswollen eye had opened at the gunshot and now stared dead into space. A swift strike of the cane hit Robert in the cheek, and he did his best to face the monster before him. Now was not the time to fight.
"What do you propose?” Scumbag… Robert thought, spitting blood out onto the ground.
"You stop following me, and start going after the people behind this." The man punctuated each word with a slight swing of the cane. Robert’s eyes narrowed as he felt he rage building up again. "You're behind this! Bringing this drug into Chicago. Selling the Dank Memes over TO CHILDREN.”
"Oh Robert, you don't really think I'm the only one behind this? You've got to understand that there are bigger things at play here." The man suddenly looked put upon. In his public image, he was said to be in his mid-thirties but in this state it was clear he was much older. It didn't do much to subdue Robert’s rage, however. The man was concealing his face completely in pitch black darkness. A rotating motion of light and shadows projected against the far side of the wall, as what little light seeped in through the industrial fan to the corner of the room was hiding from the man with the cane. Robert bit his lip for a minute and finally came up with a reasonable response, one that had a chance of getting him out of here.
"What's in it for me?"
TO BE CONTINUED.
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>>79804273
Yes. It's been fucking crazy.
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>>79804221
https://youtu.be/yysnM407rjE
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listening to this is depressing as fuck

i should go back to touching myself in the shower.
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so what did everyone eat for the 4th

had grilled chicken, coleslaw and potato salad myself, now am drinking gin into the early morning hours after having a nap and now can't sleep
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>>79803387
You already have a thread, you shills.

>>79803419

SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca

THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html

THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/

> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.

> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.

THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s

http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3

> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
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>>79804323
Thanks, I hope you guys enjoy it. I'll add the prologue to this from the previous thread.
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>>79804410
ate at Red Robin, had a Smoke and Pepper burger
it was pretty good, would reccomend
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>>79804410
bbq ribs
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>>79804419

If the protagonist/anti-hero Robert is 13 years old, watch the movie Fresh for inspiration.
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she sounds so genuine when saying 'be careful okay"

Good luck and God bless fixing that sewer of a city
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>>79804367
Stop this shit faggot. Attention whore
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>>79804418
dont worry, we ready for the lynching
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>>79804544
What it's good shit
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>>79804418
Fuck yo couch, nigga. I hope Antifaggots rape your dog.

Now, get your threadspamming shit outta here.
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>>79804531
>Sassy dispatch will never be your waifu
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>female being thrown around against the wall

This is amazing. Even comfier than the last few nights.
>air conditioner down to 64º lol fuck electric bills
>ice cold water
>many blankets
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>>79804584
so much cringe
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>>79804531

I got a sense of that too, made me feel slightly voyeuristic for the first time in listening to Chicago police radio actually hearing their legitimate concern for eachother
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now we are back to firework/music complaints
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throwing fireworks onto pedestrians haha
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>>79804531
I want to marry her.
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Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light... the four Roberts coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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>>79804544

You shut the fuck up now, jealous bitter cunt you are, trying to drag others down to your level of mediocrity.
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>Critical condition with bullet wound to upper left leg.
>15 years old
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Gunshot upper left leg

Critical

15 year old male
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15 years old
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>GSW upper leg
>critical condition

Maybe the bullet clipped an artery?
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>15 year old in critical condition

>40 teens on roof
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>Critical condition, shot in the upper left leg
If that even clipped the femoral that dude is hosed.
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15yo critical condition :( gunshot
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>40 teens in the road setting off fireworks
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DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN!
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>>79804802
> :(
Get out.
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This one officer's voice is too comfy. It's putting me to sleep.
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>>79804797
clipped hell. Bone splinters, anon. your own femur can be turned into a grenade inside the meat of your leg.
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>>79804802
15yo critical condition :) gunshot
>fixed it for you
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>>79804778

Yeah, or veins; both will make for a lot of blood
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pretty serious day, not alot of jokes.
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Do the inevitable suicides from some of the dispatchers and cops count toward the weekend totals?
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thread soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0

remember that we are dealing with kangs and queenz here.
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My first night listening to this.... surreal

Is it like this every day?
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>blew up the neighbor's mailbox
lmao
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>>79804802
\o/ live damn you, take my energy
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>mailbox destroyed by fireworks
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>blew up the neighbor's mailbox
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>blowing up the neighbors mailbox with fireworks
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>>79804858
im falling asleep in my chair listening to this
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Whitey just committed a felony
http://www.ehow.com/list_7410994_penalties-destroying-mailboxes.html
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>>79804920
There is actually less shootings than normal.


Police did a criminal sweep a few days ago, rounding up the best and brightest
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>>79804920
its a little more intense due to it being the 4th of july

everyone if hopped up on fireworks and drink
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>>79804920
Beginning of the month, so dey gotz dere govment chekzs. Holiday weekend, so lots of celebratory gunfire.
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>tfw I live in Chicago

this scanner is making me agoraphobic desu
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>these are the people that millennials make out to be the bad guys
sad
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>>79804920
just about, yes
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>>79804963

I should shift myself upstairs to bed with the laptop.
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>blew up a mailbox
well i guess anons request has been fulfilled
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>>79804410

Had some ribs and cheesy potatoes, fucking delicious. Also a burger for lunch just because
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> people in the front yard drinking
> people playing loud music and laughing
>people having a barbecue

tfw when you were not invited. Better call the cops
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Fuck I missed a post between these two. >>79803997
>>79804121
He knew he got played, and played well. Robert carefully lowered and placed the gun on the ground as he heard the collective cocking of pistol hammers behind him. He raised his hands and put them behind the back of his head. How could he be so careless? Judging by the familiar sounds, these were standard issue Chicago PD firearms. The familiar voice came back to him. This wasn't the Cobra gang. It was the undercover Chicago police force. "Good boy." And leading this corrupt pack of degenerates was none other than Detective Gibsme Datt. A native of Chiraq, a product of city corruption, a former member of the Black Panthers, and Robert's former boss. Robert slowly turned around. Datt had Sierra in a chokehold, with a gun pointed at her neck. She was unconscious. "You see Robert, I am a man of business, and it just so happens I get to take down 3 stones with one bird, tonight. And you're the 3rd stone."
"Don't you mean the 3rd bird?"
"Fuck you, I ain't got time for this shit."
He points the gun away from Sierra and aims it at Robert. Good, going along as expected.
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this came up on the soundcloud playlist. max comfyness achieved
https://soundcloud.com/amulets/know-your-america-part-i
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>Oh, for the love of God.

MARRY ME PLEASE
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>>79805171
It's 1am, loud music is nigger tier
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>>79805182
I come back after a couple of days and there's robert fanfic wtf
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

BANGING ON THE DOOR
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>oh for the love of God

Dispatch doesn't want to hear that much about Steve's clothes.
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banging and ringing doorbell
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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O for the love of god!
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>OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>"oh for the love of god"
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>>79805259
lol
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He drove all the way from Kansas to bang her and she won't let him in.
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That exasperated "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

<3 <3
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car on fire
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2 guys breaking in a house
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fire?
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>>79805325
lol what a cuck
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is there a 1488 Robert?

could we contact him?
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>>79805325
Everyone knows someone that's driven across the country on just the suggestion of getting pussy.
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>>79805084
Listening to dispatch is only half of the story, but it is good.
Maybe as part of education, highschoolers should get to listen to some dispatch and watch a few hours of police bodycams to gain an appreciation of how the police are 98% boring or helpful.
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>>79804375
Roger Robert
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>>79805325
>>79805389
is /r9k/ in chicago right now?
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>>79805228
damn this is comfy and festive

>chill ambient
>fireworks going off
>robert checking keys

nice
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>throwing fireworks at people walking from the balcony
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people still bombing pedestrians below with fireworks what the hell?
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nogs chucking fireworks dc sniper pt 2
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>>79805510
My favorite part is there's still enough pedestrians to bomb.
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>>79805455
No, we aren't leaving the house or contacting 3d women.
Those are critical mistakes.
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>>79805455
alot of r9k user over there
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MODS MAKE THIS A ROLLING STICKY
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What's Robert mean? It's not in the codes.
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>>79805424
Dallas Texas to Stamford Connecticut
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>>79805585

Fuck that, I want to see a record of what I missed when I wake up after I finally pass out.
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>>79805594
Robert is name of dispatch manager
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>>79805594
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So then she says "Oh, for the love of God!"
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>>79805594
He's the toughest cop in Chicago
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>>79805616
I drove halfway across texas for ass. It was worth it.

How was that Connecticut pussy texbro?
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>>79805594
Night shift cops, adam is day shift

more like the hell shift
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>still shooting fireworks from roof onto the crowd
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>>79805643
bullshit
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did I just hear a spicy latina dispatcher?
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>>79805748
It's true Robert manages west Chicago and Adam manages East Chicago
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>4 male hispanics near a school
natural habitat
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>>79805815
Yes. she's one of the regular four.
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>>79805701
Not as good as I remembered it being
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who else /onlyhearsirens/ here? i even live on a hill outside the city and i see and hear bolice in the valley top kek

not chicago
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>missing spic kid
looks like the baby snatcher got to him
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>oh really
>yes really
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>>79805893
If you actually live on a hill overlooking the city prove it

Walk outside and take a picture of chicongo I want to see it burn
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>orly?
>yes rly!
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>>79805882


Unfortunate, Robert. You have my sympathies.
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>calls still back logged
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>>79806010
>not chicago
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>>79806035
I wager they'll carry over to 2nd shift at this rate.
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where my leafposters at
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>>79806010
>not chicago
washington lad, i could show u the glorious eadstern washington wasteland tho


he didn't read so good
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>>79805893
I live in rural Maine, from 8:40 to 11:50 all I could hear was the local rednecks firing off their salvos of fireworks and guns
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>we're in the station now picking up a taser

Guy sounds like he means to use it, too.
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>intoxicated female holding a baby asking for help
why won't you help her /pol/?
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>>79805081
It's ok, anon. I live in Chicago, too. Just think, we'll be around for one of the greatest happenings of our time.

Still haven't forgotten about the rally Trump bitched out of at UIC.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkGFw2BI_g8
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>>79805666
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>>79806135
my advice is to put the baby down because she's giving it pheramones that will repel its brood mother
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>>79806118
Someone's about to have a bad time
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hit and run
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about to get his life together too
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>>79806020
Not really. Lucky I think. Saw pictures years later after she turned into the ham Beast with bad teeth
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>>79806207
someones badtime is about to get worse
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>>79806222
he a gud boi he dindu nuffin dem po-lice is rayciss and sheeeit
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So many EMS refusals tonight...
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>>79806135
>intoxicated female
Had to get my pic treated first.
On it.
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>>79806293
#JusticeForDuboris
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>>79806207
A few people already did. I think they carry two or three cartridges for those, maybe more on a night like this
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>>79806224
Agh.

I...I meant the sex. I'm sorry the sex sucked.

Great work dodging that morbidly obese bullet though!
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>>79806222
Tfw when I have a simular shirt
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>>79806222
Literally the first two results on Google are previous arrests from this upstanding member of Chiraq society.

http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Illinois/Cook-County-IL/Duboris-C-Harden.74526132.html

http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2012-11-08/traffic-stop-results-weapons-charges.html

And his present charge, murder.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-ford-heights-murder-charge-met-20160704-story.html
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>>79806222
damn michael b jordan lost his way
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Looks all clear, I think I'll go to bed now.
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>female blacks robbed someone at gunpoint
Niggers are the worst
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This dispatcher is made of gold.
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>>79806295
An ambulance ride is hundreds of dollars. They likely don't have health insurance. I'm in the same boat, but by choice
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>>79806376

>Duboris Harden, 22, of Ford Heights, was charged with murder in the death of his cousin, 19-year-old Tyjuan Willingham, of Sauk Village, Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Michelle Cunningham said.

>On Friday morning, the two men were with several other acquaintances, standing down the street from the defendant's home, when Harden said he was concerned that he wouldn't have enough money to pay for his daughter's birthday on Monday, according to what one of the men told police.

>Some of the others, including Willingham, made fun of Harden for being slow or mentally disabled, Cunningham said.

>Harden, who was leaning against the hood of a car, lifted both hands in the air to raise his shirt and reveal a semi-automatic handgun in his waistband, causing the witness to run.

>Harden is accused of firing the gun and striking Willingham, who fell to the ground, before Harden stood over him and fired several more shots, hitting him in the neck, chin and chest, Cunningham said.
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>>79806464
your dubdoubles confirms the Kek-inspired quality of CPD dispatcher bantz.
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>>79806222
Holy shit. The nigger killed his cousin!

>A Ford Heights man diagnosed with schizophrenia was ordered held in jail without bond Monday on charges that he killed a cousin for making fun of him.

>Duboris Harden, 22, of Ford Heights, was charged with murder in the death of his cousin, 19-year-old Tyjuan Willingham, of Sauk Village, Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Michelle Cunningham said.

>On Friday morning, the two men were with several other acquaintances, standing down the street from the defendant's home, when Harden said he was concerned that he wouldn't have enough money to pay for his daughter's birthday on Monday, according to what one of the men told police.

>Some of the others, including Willingham, made fun of Harden for being slow or mentally disabled, Cunningham said.

>Harden, who was leaning against the hood of a car, lifted both hands in the air to raise his shirt and reveal a semi-automatic handgun in his waistband, causing the witness to run.

>Harden is accused of firing the gun and striking Willingham, who fell to the ground, before Harden stood over him and fired several more shots, hitting him in the neck, chin and chest, Cunningham said.

>The witness, who was a cousin of the shooter and the victim, flagged down an approaching Cook County sheriff's deputy and pointed him toward Harden, who was arrested. The witness found Willingham lying in the grass, and held him as he took several deep breaths and his eyes rolled back, Cunningham said.

>Paramedics took Willingham to Franciscan St. James Health in Chicago Heights, where he was pronounced dead.

>Because of the seriousness of the offense, if convicted, Harden would be eligible for a life sentence, so he was held on a mandatory order of no bail.

>Harden was on Social Security disability, having been diagnosed with schizophrenia, Assistant Public Defender Anthony Williams said. Harden has one dependent child whom he is supporting.
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>>79806432
10-4, have a good night robert
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Two females got glassed
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Stabbing with glass!
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>>79806325
Sex is like cocaine. It's Never As Good As the First Time. But you keep chasing that high.
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>2 females bleeding from knife
i guess they lost the knife fight
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Listening to this with the ambient music is chilling and kind of surreal
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>bleeding from head and neck after being stabbed with glass
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>car crash and possible gunshot victim
Fucking chimpcongo
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>>79806606
Ain't that the fucking truth!

>Shanked by glass shards

What a god-damned city...
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ROBERT
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I'm already up way too late and it sounds like shit is finally starting to slow down.

Same time tomorrow night?
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>>79806432
10-4 Robert

This Robert is signing off as well. It's getting too comfy in here for me to stay awake. Have a nice night fellas.
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>possible gunshot victim

How is it possible? He was either shot or not shot.
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>>79806606
What the fuck are you talking about.

First time I came in 60 seconds.

Since then weve tried all kinds of freaky stuff like rope and face sitting
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>>79806557
they're all cousins in the hood.
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>>79806723
gonna finish my drink and head off, night leaf-bro
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>>79806723
Pregame starts at 8PM CST, then the REAL ROBERT HOURS™ starts at shift change.
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My fingers work correctly...

Dispatch is drunk.
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>>79806758
well they said car crash too, so could be cut up from glass
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>>79805260
yeah, fuck freedom'n'shit, NOISE REGULATIONS YES
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>>79806557
can you guys imagine what kind of show we would have if we just rounded up all the niggers in the world and put them on a small island to fend for themselves? it would make billions.
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what the christ

the year's only halfway through

THE YEAR'S ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
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alot of stuff happened today, now all we need is a dead cop
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>>79806763
first time I ever came was at 11, was in the downstairs bathroom and came all over the tiles, almost fainted
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>>79806557
Need mo'e money for them kid bday
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>>79806860
Some people have jobs and try to sleep
Not all can be welfare niggers
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females fighting over shoes
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>argument with another female over shoes
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>>79806885
Wall off all of Chicago and you would get a similar effect.
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>>79806606

Damn right, on both accounts.
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>>79806885
Do they get arms crates air dropped in like dayZ?
I'd watch it if yes
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>>79806885
What an unbelievable bloodbath that would be
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>lights out

>afraid that the niggers will flow in just like in I Am Legend when the lights went out
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>>79806913
>that flag
You do that yourself?
Or is there actually somewhere in the eussr where you can get those?
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>>79806611
What ambient music?
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>>79806913
Nice flag there pal
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>>79806913
>Europe

what?
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>>79806913

Nice flag.

Remember: You're there for life!
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>>79807071
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

F
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>>79807067
link in OP toward the bottom
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>>79807067
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
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>>79806763
> implying BDSM is not the heroin of sexual activities

Keep chasing that high .anon.

Bitches fighting over shoes
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>>79806913
woah that flag
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Something exciting is happening righ tnow.
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>>79807034
Not even arms just stuff like candy would be enough then work our way up to guns.
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seems tense
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