http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
>>79684274
first for robert
i hate niggers
Kill all the niggers, hero police, kill them all.
THIRD FOR ROBERT
Robert Reporting
2nd for heavy set blondes and weed
What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?
Is he red pilled?
Posting waifu from last thread
>>79684274
>GET SOME ROBERT
She rear ended two cars and attempted to get away
> OK
god bless robert
>>79684382
>>79684413
AIDS Lorde
Well aint that an asshole license plate number?
>>79684382
>>79684387
Rip that 4th anon
1st for Sienna-chan
MUH DIKKKK
LIGHT THE FIRE WORKS RACE WAR NAOW
>>79684455
kek
>>79684274
>98642 checking in 10-4 ROBERT
DABS DABS DABS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
dear FAGGOT that called me out, fuck yo self nigga i see you on this basket weaving site just like my ass.
>>79684413
>MUH DICK
M U H
U
H
D I C K
I
C
K
> Possible dead body, male about 19 years of age
>>79684455
>>79684455
Possible dead body.
POSSIBLE DEAD BODYYYYY
Dead body in street
Dead body laying on tracks!
Dead body laying on what? Tracks?
19 yo Dead body
> want to guess what color he is?
>>79684274
>Chekkin my MF keys
O shit, whaddup!
>>79684512
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>79684274
GO ROBERT
>>79684487
Sienna-chan dump
>>79684486
Kek
Roberting in
>>79684486
underrated
RETAKE CHIRAQ
Car flipped over at Irving Broadway
>Robert ain't got time for dat
>>79684486
Great oc great moves keep it up proud of ya
>>79684593
I'm Rolling for train before cops get there.
>>79684512
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>>79684667
One off for perfect number for the scenario.
Stable is not a condition
>>79684621
I love puffy vag
Two guys walking northbound in the middle of Lake Shore? NOICE.
>>79684621
Ewww
>Robert
Robert and dispatcher sounded sad
LET ME IN GRANMA I GOTTA CHARGE THIS
"Grandma won't let him in to charge his ankle bracelet..."
lol
>>79684621
my test
Four Hispanics tied up a white male and are "robbing" him.
>Domestic violence
>Boyfriend on house arrest
>Doesn't want to wear bracelet
Wear your collar, coon
will it be worse tomorrow when niggers really start to wild out? it's not like they have work on Tuesday anyway
> SHE WON'T LET HIM INTO THE APARTMENT TO LET HIM CHARGE HIS ANKLE BRACELET
gee I wonder what kind of ankle bracelet needs charging
>>79684772
If you lived in Chiraq wouldnt you sound sad?
>>79684772
>Robert and dispatcher sounded sad
Wouldn't you be if your holiday weekend consisted of over 9000 calls where people aren't sure if it's fireworks or gun shots?
Alright im new to this chicago police scanner thing, whatre we drinking tonight?
>4 hispanics have white man tied up robbing him
we Chiarez now
>>79684724
Great fucking song anon
>>79684855
Full throttle and vodka.
>>79684815
it'll get crazy in about an hour
Y'ALL BLACKASS MONKEYS STOP HOWLIN IN THE STREET AN' LIGHTIN OFF DEM DAMN FIAHCRACKAS AN LET THEM GOOD WHITE FOLK GET DEY SLEEP!!
>>79684824
>wearing shock ankle bracelet
>it runs out of charge
>instead of taking it of charges it
Wut
>>79684855
I'm having a white russian.
>>79684824
It's a blinged out purity bracelet
>>79684855
If you live in Chicago, anything that will let you forget how shitty your city is
>>79684855
Drink one sip of beer for every SHOTS FIRED
rip in peas m8
>>79684437
>>79684855
evan willams and water brother
>>79684935
`0/10 Would invite Ruckuss over to a BBQ.
>>79684947
not a shock ankle bracelet. Just tracking.
>>79681266
You live in Seminole County Robert?
>>79684815
I said this at the end of the other thread:
July 3rd is, historically, an absolutely batshit crazy night in Chicago.
Back in the day, they used to do fireworks on the third, too, not just the fourth. They were usually even bigger than the 4th, because A.) people would come in from the burbs and watch the fireworks over the lake, and then be able to watch the fireworks on the 4th with families and in their hometown, and B.) no one has to work tomorrow so they would get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.
I'll give you a hint: they had to cancel them.
July 3rd is crazy. Should be a good night on here.
As far as Chimpcago goes, I've got some pretty good ones, but nothing that would top talking to a Chicago cop...
They tell the best stories.
>>79685022
Yeah but still why would you willingly recharge it?
>>79684970
It's not shitty. A particular section of the city is shitty.
>loud music people screaming
Jesus Christ
> R O B E R T
> O
> B
> E
> R
> T
>>79684855
Sprite
>tfw 63 days sober and listening to Chiraq scanners with /pol/lacks instead of participating in degenerate bar activities
Imma shoota nigga if my house catch fire y'all
>>79685107
Probably legally required by the court, as condition of your parole. Chances are, penalty for letting the charge go out is on the same level as taking it off.
Gang members throwing bottles and flashing signs...
Warmin' up. It's about to get gud boys.
>>79685107
because otherwise your parole officer might get angry or something.
>>79684621
definitely will convert
7 SHOTS BULLET HOLES IN CAR
>Fireworks
>Angry on getting his house on fire
>Shots fired
>Shots fired
>Bullet holes in car
>>79685205
>hooligans taking down street signs
>bullet holes in her car
>if his house catches fire, we're not gonna like the way he handles it
lol, nice way to tell the police they need to deal with someone before you do
7 shots fired! Car down!
>>79685127
The whole city is fucked, this is what happens in gun free, liberal utopia. Im just wondering who will reach full autism first, Chicago or California
Bullet ho's in da car
>>79685199
In that case she's a bitch for not letting him charge it she probably knows full well what's going to happen if he lets it go flat
>>79685159
i've been sober for about a week now. I had back taxes to pay the IRS so I have to live within my means until next paycheck
then I can spark it up and get high as fuck with some grade A weed
Who is sienna chan?
>>79685159
You done good anon
>>79685216
i love a girl with nice arm tattoos, especially when her arms look nice and soft
>>79685374
Whore
>>79685374
girl who was arrested tonight for unknown offenses. I found her fb earlier. I'll repost it here.
>>79684644
>>79685159
good for you! I know that feeling and while it is every day a struggle it gets better over time.
Keep up the good work!
New to this, what does Robert mean?
>>79685332
She just wants him to be her ghetto lottery ticket
>>79685374
A ghetto trash bitch that got arrested tonight.
did I just hear "goodnight, robert"?
>>79685301
Chicago needs a full clean sweep. the governor of Illinois should press the reset button on that city. Shitcago is affecting the way people look at Illinois & its harming their image.
FLIPENDO
>>79685444
i think its like "over"?
>>79685427
/sienna.hayes.1?fref=nf
>>79685159
keep fighting anon
>>79685441
black olives a shit
>>79685441
>Mercedes Benz logo
I'm losing my shit.
HE'S BACK AND SHE WANTS HIS DICK
>>79685444
>>79685480
>>79685480
it is the night shift unit designation code. (####R)
1124Robert for example
>i'm just glad you're back
OH MY GOD I HEARD YOU'RE BACK!
SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK
she wants his dick
Sassy dispatcher
stop posting the skank you degenerates
>>79685444
REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
She's totally wet for that cop
I'm back what's up?
our lord Robert hath returned.
OMG HES BACK IM SO GLAD HES BACK
>I'm just glad you're back.
Someone's thirsty.
>I'm just glad you're back\
my feels
>that comraderie
>>79685465
>tattoos on face
Must be a real even keeled gal
They definitely banged...
switching of dispatch i think
MMMM YEAH I'M BACK BB
>I'm just glad you'e back
what did she mean by this?
I thought this dispatcher was gays though?
>>79685573
ty pham
lol Robert is gonna fug that dispatcher
>>79685536
get out
WTF?
I'm glad you're back
>>79685480
No it's not. You have no idea what you're even saying right now
>>79685334
DUDE
>>79685376
>>79685441
>>79685498
Thanks anons.
>>79685456
>affecting the way people look at Illinois
downstate IL is nothing but meth smoking hicks
ROBERT'S BACK BITCHES
>>79685495
How long is she locked up? hopefully for just the night of week since she's a minor? Her instagram won't be so hard to find eventually.
Hearing how close some of these are gives me ideas...
jesus fuck this place is a warzone
why do the dispatchers sound so clear tonight?
>>79685159
Proud of you Anon, you can do it.
>>79685444
I can be used in multiple way it can be used to identify a individual car for instance xxxrobert instead of xxxrobert (but it's not used often)
The more common use is like saying roger when you stop talking it can also be used as police code for arrest made
>>79685680
Still better than Chiraq.
Adam? gtfo
>>79684413
>>79685465
hooooooooooooo
>>79685003
can I get 2 confirmations on this as the official rules of the game before I fire up the scanner?
also any other special rules besides drink when "SHOTS FIRED"
>>79685731
Roberts are checking their keys well tonight
>>79685751
Not really.
>>79685611
Im gonna cry
>>79685762
>>79685719
CHECK YO KEYS
>and yo dead bodies on da railrow tracks
jose chavez?
>>79685680
Full reset on the whole state then? there are pretty good spots in the state i'm sure. I know a qt from there who hated spiders. was adorable.
>>79685731
I bet they know they have a lot of listeners so they want to be heard
>>79685714
set up a paypal, ill donate a few bucks if you post real robert pics
HOME INVASION
>>79685633
Him gon' giver her da D.
>white shirt
>blue jeans
>red sneakers
RARE
>>79685159
you should be proud
I have been sober a month just on accident but I feel like having a drink with /pol/ tonight
HOME INVASION
>>79685763
Shots fired = drink (might want to sip)
White Male perp = finish
>>79685794
>cigarettes
>pavement ape
s-she c-can still be saved guys....Sienna-chan....
>>79684274
>>79684274
>>79684274
anyone know the the OP image is of / referencing? obvs I know mystery theater pepe and feels guy, I mean the 80s-ish backdrop and title
>>79685846
I'm high on heroin right now
>jose diaz reporting complaint
> btomorrow
> Dead hispanic male, Jose Diaz
>>79685763
Confirmation
And
Check bingo cards
CALL ME
>>79685903
>drops baby twice
why are niggers and spics so violent
Shit, Roberts in trouble!
Why do people call the cops for their neighbors shooting off fireworks.
>>79685902
its supposed to be based off of real nigga hours but i dont think the creator of that image knew what it was based off of
>>79685912
>mfw it turns out Jose Diaz is just a code name for spics...
Chicago Police Broadcastify
3,169 listeners
Three thousand one hundred sixty nine
Listeners
>>79685862
got it, drinkin English fine ale in honor of Brexit
>>79685903
whats the phrase for lighting up and smoking?
>>79685912
Yeah pretty much ever hispanic is named jose diaz.
>>79686001
They're worried about their house catching on fire
Remember that in urban chicago, houses are within 5 feet of each other commonly
>>79686001
Because it's Chicago and they can't tell the difference from gunshots and fireworks
>>79685893
Anon, real talk?
Don't waifu chola sloots.
I need to learn all the cop codes.. I googled them but I wonder if CPD is different.
>>79686001
Because Chiraqis are goddamn stupid with them. Last night multiple buildings got set on fire and a bunch of Mexicans were shooting them off at at gas station.
>>79686001
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Great_Chicago_Fire
>>79685714
SPICY OC
>>79685465
Sienna Ricchio, 20, 251 Clifton Lane, was arrested at 10:25 a.m. in the 300 block of West Briarcliff Road for a warrant.
http://buglenewspapers.com/bolingbrook-romeoville-police-blotter-week-of-dec-14
>>79686026
Sauce?
>>79686044
Over 3000....its going down tonight
>>79686044
3169 redpills
The fire rises
>>79686044
WE DID IT GUYS
>>79686001
It's dangerous in an urban environment because of the risk of fire
Also its not July 4th yet so people are supposed to be able to sleep
And its illegal
>>79686109
8/10 should have a check yo keys line
>>79686132
It's not real dummy, I was just saying it would be funny if that was the case.
>>79686044
This is peak nogging season
294ROBERT
Arson at Rudy's (the place that advertises their shitty hamburgers on the side of dumpsters)
ARSON!
>ARSON IN PROGRESS
Dumpster on fire!
>>79686159
I've never lived in a urban environment. It must suck
>>79685663
ik i dont thats why i said i think instead of saying "it means ..."
Fuck you don't burn down Rudy's dude.
They have a good buffalo chicken sandwich...
Oh shit, possible arson
>>79686229
>It must suck
Good people watching, anon. I recommend it.
>>79686192
Lame
Sounds like the pyro might be back.
>>79686214
A fitting place for them.
>>79686258
Think its the same dude who was setting shit on fire this morning?
>>79686329
>A fitting place for them.
If the pyro fits the other two in the triad, they could be a serial killer
>>79686257
Occasionally I drive down to Baltimore to get my haircut and I see some odd folks. I prefer the peace and quiet of the country
>>79686344
No telling in Chiraq. So much shit has gotten set on fire the last week alone, there is honestly no telling.
what time is it in Chicago and how does it usually go for the next few hours?
>>79686095
CPD is different. They use Chicago alphabet terms instead of the NATO terms. They also have their own 10 codes.
Nigger shot 3 times :)
Man shot left arm, right side, left leg
YFW you are listening to the start of the Great Chicago fire of 2016
Shots fire
>>79686163
>>79686435
11:38pm Chicago local time
I just got here, but Thursday night was fucking Mad Max insane
>>79686471
>>79686463
>Not in the ass
4 / 10-4 Robert.
He needs to apply himself.
>>79686410
Former MD anon, get out while you still can
>>79686435
Aus so don't know the exact time but I gets progressively more fucked through the night before cooling of around 4am to 5am
>blastin the music as usual
Woman is tired of their shit
>>79686435
you can do the maths or look it up
real robert hours are 10:00pm to 4:00am
>mfw how bad it is in chicago listening to the scanner
>mfw thinking it's actually a lot worse because of all the unreported crimes...
>>79686435
>Not knowing the time zones in your country
Just got home from work. What'd I miss?
>>79685902
found this kek
>>79686435
We're comin' up on the witching hours. Midnight to 3 should be good. No one has to work tomorrow. Fireworks everywhere. America celebration.
Gun be gud.
>>79686521
kerning on check you keys & october 17 doesn't match. wipe out oct 17 and write july 4 in your font.
>>79686533
Soon anon soon. Where did you move to?
"What shooting are you on?"
"I don't know."
>>79686521
Beautiful
>what shooting are you on *laughs*
This fucking dispatch
>what shooting are you on Robert?
>I can't even keep track anymore
>>79686595
EBT cards topped of on Friday
>what shooting are you at?
Only in Chicago baby
>>79686625
That is the most profoundly Chiraqi thing I've heard tonight.
>>79686572
Also consider that we're just getting a broad overview from city dispatch. There's a lot going on in the other channels (like District 6) and info that's pushed directly to the computers in the cop's cars.
22 YEAR OLD INTOXICATED BROTHER
>>79686618
North Carolina, and I lived in the white part of MD, Columbia
Why are so many retards lighting fireworks, on Skype all we hear is fireworks nonstop between all of us
why cant she hold all these shootings
>>79686656
proofs
PROOFS
Crikey m8 I knew Chicongo was pretty rough but didn't know she went off like this. Is this a regular night there?
>>79686692
We don't pay them enough
Dispatch:
>what shooting are you on?
Why hasent the national guard gone in and cleared this shithole like any other 3rd world country?
>>79686757
just look at a chicago crime map
lol ems asking for a cop escort
>>79686722
It's not even the 4th there for them yet, I don't think.
Just wait until tomorrow night on the 4th. It'll be fucking crazy.
>>79686757
It's america day weekend
Is anyone else planning on supporting the "brand"?
I'm gonna rock this tacticool ballcap while checking my MF keys.