http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
LAST THREAD FOR ME SOMEONE TAKE OVER
Gang disturbance
Robert
LIGHT THE FIREWORKS RACE WAR NOW
someone robbed a iphone
Dmoney
sassy woman laughing for mispelling
just got back from the bar and picked up a dime bag. bout to load up a bowl and garrys mod. BOUT TO GET COMFFYYYYYYYYYYY
>"he stealted da money
>heh
komputah
>>79680254
Robert checking in....I found the keys
>dee munnee
Giggling dispatch now with 200% more SASS
>>79680270
Probably a nigger
what are your guys' name? mine's Robert
>>79680362
Robert that, Robert
todays mugshots
>>79680445
Robert
>>79680445
no roberts here, roberts on the street paying out justice
>>79680445
I am literally named Robert. I only started browsing these threads because I saw an image in the catalog with my name in it.
>>79680496
she probably sucks some good dick
drunk guy yelling and screaming
>>79680445
Negra Stawl-Mibyke
>>79680463
>
Robert Robert...Surely Shirley
Whos taking a long lunch? Robert should clean up the force
>>79680562
dude my name is robert too
Shots fired...must be close to 2000 listeners
>>79680608
10-4. Over and Robert
Jewgle Street View: Chiraq Daycare
Fireworks legality by state
Correction- Aerial fireworks are now legal in Georgia. In some states you can buy Aerial fireworks but cannot use them.
6 vs 6 fight
let the fireworks begin!
>>79680684
be careful, mods might ban you for posting maps. just letting you know
> He's intoxicated and I don't have a room number
Reporting in, Robert
Oh hey theres a dozen people beating the shit out of each other.
>>79680496
3.5/10
will the real Robert please stand up
>>79680747
hi robert
LOCKED INSIDE THE SELF STORAGE
>>79680684
>Chiraq daycare
>daycare
>Chiraq
>implying it isn't just a cleverly disguised crack den
10-4 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>I DONT HAVE THE KEYS
>>79680802
hey eskimo joe.
is it cold there?
>people locked in a storage unit
>>79680739
Seriously? It's publicly available information
RObert check your keys
>>79680832
Kids do the selling
'ARE U ON SOMETHING THAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT'
'no but ur about to be on my cock' SHABANG
help me robert im trapped under the bed
>>79680899
mods have strict rules, just saying
>>79680856
yes 10-4
>locked inside a storage unit
>>79680696
Most major cities ban them though, probably for fire prevention.
>>79680923
That's pretty believable I've heard of kids being recruited by dealers to sell shit
>>79680982
We've all been there
>>79680988
>implying they enforce half the rules in /pol/
>>79681047
lil wayne was dealing crack when he was 9
>>79680996
> 3 years ago be shooting off mortars and roman candles
> live in NC, not legal but travel to SC and load up
> Police roll by....aww fuck
> just making sure there is some parents here...youre good
Fuck I love living in small town NC
>>79680467
>Spiderweb tat on the neck
How many honky's do you have to kill to qualify for this?
>>79680988
they have strict rules and no one to enforce them
look at /pol/'s sticky and tell me how many threads are the exact examples of what not to post
>>79681066
just giving the heads up, there was an anon who googled every location and when you go back, those pics were deleted
>>79680988
>>79680739
I was posting maps in the other threads Juneau-chan, nobody seemed to care. I don't want to take my chances though....
>>79681179
Just go to prison and you qualify for one
Robert reporting in.
inb4 >learner's license
>>79676845
using FMJ rounds. Nigger, you are just one of the stupidest breeds of people to ever walk the earth. I'm glad I have my own gun, and hollow points so I can poison your gun with your bodily fluids and watch you die slowly.
pic coming up, it's my nigger killer
it does actually have one nigger death attributed to it
>pic related, it's going to be followed to to this post and my post with a timestamp
GUUUN!!
>>79681266
>nigger's permit
>>79681292
Sleep tight
>>79681266
>learner's license
>>79681266
>he fell for the organ donor meme
Ok I've got a hypothetical for you guys if all cops were taken out of Chiraq tomorrow would shit stay sane or would it deteriorate to Liberia 2.0 in days
>btw black threatening to kill man white shirt
>5'6 BLACK MALE THREATENING TO KILL SOMEONE
Mantlet uprising
>>79681266
Robert-in-training.
t. real Robert.
>>79681370
It would only take 3 hours.
>>79681368
>you're fucking dead you don't need them
Why's it bad to try to help others?
>>79681357
I have that same light on my FNH FNX. Fucking bright as hell and the strobe is legit.
>suicidal woman
must be a coalburner
>>79681370
Depends how it happened. If it were announced, you'd see anarchy in 30 minutes. If they just disappeared, it'd take a couple days for the dindus to catch on
>>79681370
All cops leave it will be white flight, grab yo kids grab yo wife. Build a wall around it, all /k/omandos standing perimeter watch keeping niggers in. Within a day the city will be self cleaning
>retard girl on the loose
Oh boy we got a suicidal person running around.
>>79681370
Probably just more murders as groups won't be kept in check when they party on the roads.
I recall they've cut back in some areas after the Ferguson shit, and murders have kicked up quite a bit.
Suicidal Mother Running East Bound On (street name of founding father)
Suicidal teenager on the run
>dispatch response "aww"
EDP EDP EDP
REEEEEEEEEEEE
> he's mentally challenged
>emotional issues
>tired of there life DOSENT want to live
/r9k/ is that you?
>>79681461
>help others
HAHAHAHAHA u need to get redpilled my friend
Are they swamped with 294 fireworks yet?
>>79681491
The light has actually prevented attacks and de-escalated situations that would've turned deadly
it's very legit and the strobe is tits
>nice gun btw
All Roberts report.
>>79681546
Ok, which one of you is it?
>>79681589
>you're literally helping a another person live after you die
How does that negatively affect you?
>>79681610
Robert 1488 reporting in
>>79681573
under-rated post
>>79681461
they let organ donors die at the hospitals when they come in to harvest their organs and save the lives of people that need transplants. for the greater good
>>79681610
Robert reporting in
>Currently reading Campaign in Russia Waffen SS on the Eastern Front by Leon Degrelle
>In the page that I'm on his unit is being bombarded by an artillery barrage, keeping them from advancing to the Caucasus oil fields
>Live in the country
>Dozens of fire works are going off at once
>Sounds like a massive artillery barrage
>Pretend my house is being shelled by communists
>Hope on the floor and start to role play a Waffen SS soldier
PETER PARKER
>>79680085
If you are listening to a police scanner on a Sunday night to listen for black on black crimes for entertainment then the only thing that needs to be scanned is your fucking brain you fucking psychopaths.
SPIDERMAN!
>BLACK POODLE
>PARKOUR NIGGA
> Monkey jumping from roof to roof
>unknown man jumping from roof to roof dressed like a bat
>>79681610
so is robert like Officer jenny from Pokemon? is an army of cop clones patrolling the streets of chicago as we speak?!
>there's an unknown male jumping from roof to roof
We assassins now
>>79681713
i love hearing about dead niggers, esp dead nog kids
SOMEONE IS JUMPING ROOF TO ROOF
>>79681625
Sure as hell aint me, Im over a thousand miles away from chicago on the east coast.
>>79681713
we're listening for the race war you fucking nigger
>>79681713
back to the red zone
>>79681357
You haven't killed any one faggot you wouldn't be bragging about.
The loudest in the room is the weakest and you're a fucking faggot
>>79681782
Same my dude. Masshole here
we wuz assassins and shit
>>79681718
I WANT PICTURES GOD DAMMIT
>gunshot wound to right elbow
well, rip his arm
>>79681822
right little guy, keep believing that.
>not having a lawyer on retainer
get on my level shitbag
>>79681713
Had my brain scanned as part of a neurological development study. They found it to be larger and more developed than the black kid they scanned before me.
>>79681707
I wish I had autism, that sounds like fun
Dude weed lmao
>>79681903
>figured out that your brain is more developed than a child's
well no shit
>>79681822
>>79681604
>Light has prevented attacks
I can believe that. The FNX is pretty nice, especially for the money. It came with three mags too.
>>79681713
CHECK YOUR KEYS
dude standing around carrying a suitcase.
>>79681931
took me a second to get that one
Kek
>>79681989
I was actually 2 years younger than him at the time.
> He's carrying two green suitcases. He's suspicious. He stands around.
>>79681893
Are you the same guy from last night that said he used to go around beating blacks? Go to sleep little Timmy its past your bedtime and don't come back tomorrow you must be 18 to use this Mongolian steam cooker board
>>79682002
;_;7
>>79682063
Nigga you know how heavy a suitcase is? I'd stand around also
>MUSIC TO MAH EAAAAAARS
MUSIC TO MY EARRRRRRRRRRRRRS
>>79681713
hurr durr dead blacks give me boners
MUSIC TO MAH EAARRRR
> Music to my ears, 10-4 if you need it
sexy sassy woman
> MUSIC TO MY EARS!
>>79681707
thank you anon, I know now what I will be doing to kill my time tomorrow night between reading guns of the south and drinking whiskey
SWEET SWEET MUZAK
>man walked up to woman and started beating the shit outta her
>>79682181
>guns of the south
Great book
>>79682263
Kek'd
>>79682263
...
I don't have a lawyer on retainer, for a few reasons...
1. I'm not a criminal. I don't go around shooting people, and with the exception of a few traffic tickets, I'm an upstanding citizen.
2. I'm politically connected. I won't name the city or state, but in my town I'm kind of known. I'm friends with all of the elected officials, most of the department heads, and all of the command staff of the police and fire departments.
>>79682368
cool thanks for sharing
How many niggers dead today and how brutal? I just got done dealing with a bunch of racist coons at Burger King and I want to know some nasty details about nasty shit skins getting fucked up.
cheery dispatcher makes me feel like I'm part of the team. how about you, roberts?
one in custody
>>79680085
>tuning in
>reading all about robert
What who is robert?
Here's my OC from the other night if you guys are interested.
>>79682368
Youre one of those assholes who gets pulled over and the first thing out of your mouth is "do you know who I am"
>>79682100
Kids like you should be banned from the Internet, let the adults talk nigger
>pic related
>tfw you aren't a cop with unlimited legal defense kek
sounds like a cop was chasing
>>79682450
Me, see >>79681266
>>79682100
check my pic faggot
>>79682368
>I'm politically connected. I won't name the city or state, but in my town I'm kind of known. I'm friends with all of the elected officials, most of the department heads, and all of the command staff of the police and fire departments.
So you're everything wrong with this country.
>>79682450
I'm Robert, what's your name?
>>79682450
There's a little Robert inside all of us
(it's code for night cop)
>>79682450
Robert's the name of the officer in Chicago
>high or intoxicated man stripping
pooping in the street
> we India now
>>79682420
1. Dude complains about fast food workers.
2. Same dude trusts that his food, being made out of his sight, is just fine.
Protip: if you showed your power level, you probably have a little "coon" in you right now.
>>79681713
black on black crime doesn't exist, nothing to see here, robert.
>>79682506
Robbie.
and I just heard the robert cop.
>>79680467
She look kinda cute though.
>>79682420
>one guy overdosed on his car let's assume dead
>woman house broken into probably raped and killed
>six year old hit by car (actually pretty sad
>dementia man missing could be hurt or dead (also pretty sad)
>>79682420
Tell us your stories
alot of suicide calls today
>>79682554
>yeah we got another 315...brown man caught defecating in the street again...
>white male mixing booze and Xanax
Classic mistake bro you're making a classic mistake.
>>79682474
Not at all, I don’t get pulled over. I’m a law abiding citizen.
>>79682500
Come on. A /pol junkie with political connections, and you think I'm part of the problem?
![kMoBtdY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WwBT2k7.jpg "kMoBtdY[1].jpg")
>>79682511
So Detroit has RoboCop. Chicago has pic related.
>>79682665
>again
>>79682478
better put daddys belt back before he wacks you for the fifth time today
SASSY DISPATCH
>>79682674
Why? Is there a wrong way to kill yourself?
>yeah good morning
>>79682674
someones lookin to time travel
>>79682420
>that tattoo
>>79682368
you're a fucking idiot. even pleb tier poltards have pre-paid legal subscription.
Fun Fact:
Over 7,000 blacks are murdered by other blacks every year in the U.S.
Since Obama took office in January 2009, over 55,000 blacks have been murdered by other blacks — the most black-on-black murders for any U.S. president.
>>79682777
>>79682140
>>79682063
You're right, you can't walk too far with a suitcase without taking a comfy break. Speaking of which, is every comft right now?
Dispatch, Robert is 10-41 this zone, over.
They're making poor Robert sweep the park. No respect.
sounds russian
>>79682778
would
>>79682778
ooo she's a qt. 10/10 would bail her out.
>>79682778
whats her charge, prostitution? because i'd triple wrap it for her, not gonna lie
>>79682778
Holy shit. I kinda know that girl.
>>79682460
good job
>>79682778
Tattoo on face.
Into the trash goes the white trash.
>>79682777
CHECK YO KEYS, FOREST!
>>79682554
DESIGNATED.
sounds african
>>79682811
Needs to be higher if i'm being honest
Fap material
>>79682902
customer?
>>79682975
dont worry, tomorrow is coming
Checking in for the first time tonight.
Any funny shit happening? I noticed the rain missed Chicago, so hopefully that doesn't dampen the chimpin'
>>79682963
>>79682963
So do they put MtF's in the men's or women's prison?
>>79683020
How many nuts have busted, do you think, on that hello kitty tittytat?
>>79682963
>black American
>last name Ali
If these black muzzies love being like Arabs so much why don't they move to Arabia and see how there treated
>btw homeless guy refusing to leave
>>79683020
What is she like a high class chiraq whore?
>>79683079
i'm working on it
>>79683020
>already found her Instagram
damn you niggas are thirsty
THE NIGS AT NITE
ARE NOT TOO BRITE
CHA-CHA-CHA
DEEP IN THE HEAARRRRT OF CHIRAQ
Why would anyone shoot fireworks out of a window
>>79682778
Oh man, I'd bail her out, then take home, bake her fudge brownies and cookies and a big tall glass of milk. Then I'd ask if she browses 4chan and into MLP, then no matter what the answer, boil up like 1 dozen hardboiled eggs and wink at her and tell her in a stern voice you have to eat all the eggs.
>>79683067
Earlier tonight a woman was passing out at a fast food restaurant and dropping her baby
>>79683020
how much Robert could a Robert Robert if a Robert could Robert Robert?
>>79683162
cant wait for /pol/ comments on her page
>>79683053
Friend of an ex. She went to the same 'college'>>79683020 before dropping out and moving to Michigan.
>>79682963
I don't get it...how did they manage to arrest a gorilla?
>>79682778
I found her FB, if anyone's interested.. a lot of ghetto stuff on there, no surprise.. but shes single :^]
>>79683241
do you know her? is she a ghetto and does she have a ghetto booty :^)
>>79683020
251 Clifton Lane
>Home adress boys
>>79683079
a minimum of 30 nuts
>blew up stop sign with M80
>>79683220
mind blown
THEY BLEW UP A STOP SIGN WITH M80
ohhh tonights gonna be a good nite
>shooting up m80 and blew up a stop sign
>blew up the stop sign with an M-80
>>79683237
She's black though, looks white in the mugshot.
>m80
>blows up stop sign
>people drunk on the street trash everywhere
Chiraq
They blowed up the STOP sign
>>79683312
I wouldnt touch her with your dick anon
What's the origin of check yo keys?
BLEW UP A STOP SIGN
WHAT KIND OF FAG SNITCHES ON THEIR NEIGHBOR FOR SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS
>>79683316
Pics speak for themselves. I didn't even talk to her, I just drove gf and her at the time. Gf was/is ghetto trash, though.
>Can't get no peace
>Can't get no peace
>>79683312
I'm interested post more pics
>>79683423
All CPD officers carry a kilo of cocaine to plant on innocent black men, check your keys reminds them to make sure they have their kilo at the ready.
>cant get no peace
story of Chiraq
pottery
>>79683423
Robert got locked out of his squad car once, now everyone reminds him
>can't get no peace
>>79683423
Friday night Robert lost his keys to the cruiser
>Stop sign blown the fuck up by an M80
Oooh its getting good now.
>>79683399
It could be possible to convert her & save her from being raped by illiniggers
>>79683465
no peace, no justice
Under age Sienna
>MUH DICK
Sienna Riccio, 17, 1444 Douglas Lane, Crete, arrested by the Joliet Police Department and booked into the Will County jail on Sept. 29 on a Will County warrant.
Rate my shitty OC. The sexy dispatch voice reminded me of the warriors.
>>79683478
Fucking brilliant, thanks Canada
>>79683483
>>79683489
Appreciate it
>>79683472
Profile picture
>>79683552
2013 ya fuckin moron!
>>79683209
MUH DIKKK
As a Chicagoan my whole life, I can't tell you how proud all of this makes me... /s
>>79683620
No don't want now under age
>female unit to the Walgreens
Lol wut
>>79683539
It's not possible, she would give you a handy then let niggers in to steal your stuff
>>79683635
that nigger is reminding us that she burned coal in that picture
